#and i cannot actually explain

[moeblob]

I have fallen down the anime sports hole and landed on Eyeshield 21 and I'm so sorry I'm adopting all these kids.

(I was actually going to like. Hold off posting my silly sports anime doodles until after commissions but no I wanna share them now. It's hard out here being me who thrives off interactions and this show is like "hey what if we gave you lots of interactions and also a secret identity for MORE interactions".)

#eyeshield 21 #seijuro shin #sena kobayakawa #haruto sakuraba #ichiro takami #you might look at this and go Salmon please explain why you're drawing fanart for a football anime #and i cannot actually explain #not pictured is my undying love and adoration for the Ha-Ha brothers because they're great #im only on ep28 but please i care for them so much #me watching one say that a girl is his type: OH NICE I LOVE THIS I WILL SUPPORT YOU #me watching one suffer a fear of airplanes while on an airplane: SON YOU ARE DYING PLEASE NO KEEP LIVING #i have typed so many essays on discord to two people about the emotions this anime has given me #and its such a silly anime with funky moves with funny animations for the moves #but i actually really like it ??? like yes its about hs people playing football #but the fact the main character is an underdog #joining a team of two people thus making the entire team of now three an underdog #who then continue to grow with MORE underdogs being recruited #its actually very impressive to watch the characters grow alongside sena #like they do actively show the kids interacting in various ways and its a delight #the anime is just a bunch of good boys playing a game and having a good time bettering themselves #and i say this like im an expert when im still just ep28

[lgbtlunaverse]

"Marcille hates all of Laios' freak traits but loves them in Falin" is honestly a really good joke but... you guys do know it's a joke right?

It's such a funny one I honestly find it impossible to get mad at even when people mistake it for an actual truth about the characters but JUST TO MAKE IT CLEAR

THIS is how marcille reacts when Falin is predictably just as enthusiastic about eating monsters as her brother was.

That is not the face of a woman who thinks this trait is lovely and endearing as long as it's exhibited by the girl she loves. That is the face of a woman who is taking 7d8 psychic damage and yet knows deep in her heart she won't like Falin any less for it.

The way young Marcille reacts to Falin eating berries Marcille can't recognize but Falin knows are safe is pretty similar to how she reacts to eating monsters years later, albeit with more fear than disgust. The difference in her relationships with Laios and Falin isn't just that she's attracted to Falin, it's because the Touden siblings, while similar, are in fact different people. Not just genderswaps of each other.

Also, I think you all already know this, but just to say it: she doesn't actually hate Laios for any of his freak tendencies either. He's one of her best friends. She's just a lot quicker to be outwardly exasperated with him while she's quieter about it with Falin.

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #laios touden #marcille donato #dungeon meshi meta #again I cannot be mad at fanon jokes when they're actually funny #and also marcille absolutely DOES have different standards for the touden siblings #i'd argue the way she more easily argue with laios than falin is a) because falin is better at EXPLAINING her autistic swag #so after the initial freakout marcille can calm down. laios does NOT know how to do this #and b) because she DOES idealize falin. And so she takes this stuff in a 'well not even my beautiful angel darling can be perfect' way #though in the end their autistic swag is also a big part of what she appreciates in both of them #in different ways as i said but the oddities are part of why she's close with both of them!! that doesn't change the exasperation though!

[confessedlyfannish]

DP x DC Writing Prompt #8

The day Bruce Wayne knocks on her apartment door Sam knows it's going to be a doozy.

"Mr. Wayne, I really do hope no one saw you," she says, ushering him in. "And for the record, a text ahead of time would be appreciated."

"I parked the car a few streets away," Bruce says, sticking a finger in his heel to peel his polished leather shoes off. Sam raises an eyebrow. "It's a sedan, not a Lamborghini."

"You own a sedan?"

"Taught Dick to drive in it...after he crashed the Lamborghini."

Sam snorts despite herself. The charm Bruce Wayne exhibits would usually rub her the wrong way, too reminiscent of wealthy men that feel comfortable placing a hand on the small of your back at a crowded gala, but Bruce is honest enough about his playacting that she has come to find its insincerity comforting. She's actually sought him out more than once, leading to several annoying headlines that can't seem to decide if she's aiming to date him or one of his eligible sons. None of whom are eligible by the way, as they are a) taken, b) legally dead, c) practically a minor, and d) an actual minor.

Sam's generational wealth is peanuts compared to Wayne Industries, so naturally her parents have been thrilled and rooting for option c.

"I also didn't want Danny to see I'd texted you. Or force you to lie to him."

Sam doesn't quite tense, but it's a near thing. She does slide to the other side of her kitchen island, under the context of finishing prepping her feta fried eggs, laid on a bed of smashed avocado and warm tortilla. She pulls a bottle of crunchy garlic oil out of the fridge and drizzles hot red crisps across the runny yolk. She takes a bite, chewing thoughtfully, not so much as offering him a glass of water.

"You realize, Mr. Wayne, I have no intention of lying to Danny now?"

Bruce sits at the stool on the opposite side of the island. "I understand. And if you want to ask Danny to return home before we continue, I'd understand that as well. I didn't mean to discomfit you--"

"Please do not lie to me now, Mr. Wayne," Sam says, rolling her eyes. "By your own admission you showed up at noon without warning knowing my superhero boyfriend wouldn't be present. If I am discomfited, all the more likely you get your information, right?" Golden yolk runs down her fingers, and she sacrifices it to the napkin rather than lick up her arm in front of her boss, with no small amount of resentment. The yolk is the best part.

"Get to it then," she demands.

Bruce straightens in his stool, chin raising and firming in a jawline she most often sees under a cowl. His eyes attempt to pin her in place, but Sam has stared the Master of Time in the face and demand he reschedule so she is built. different. She takes another bite of egg taco.

"I was not aiming for you to feel threatened, and moreover, I doubt you could be."

Except a smart person should always feel threatened by a threat, no matter their capability of handling one. It keeps them alive.

"Can you tell me how I'm not like all the other girls after lunch? You'll spoil my appetite."

Bruce clears his throat. "I'll get to the point--"

"Thank you."

"--Danny has been exhibiting paranormal behaviors beyond his baseline. We welcome all biologies; human, alien, and paranormal alike, but I have observed actions unlike what he had previously established as his, for lack of a better word, 'normal'

"I want to make sure he is not experiencing any unwelcome outside influence. Or, if this is merely a facet of his evolution, I'd like to know if this is something we or his family should be monitoring."

Sam has been an eco-consultant with Wayne Industries and unofficially, the Batfamily, for half a year now and this is the most she's ever heard the man speak in one sitting.

"Wow," she says. "How long have you been rehearsing that one?"

"A while." Bruce grunts, voice finally taking that final drop into Batman's gravelly rasp. "I see you're not surprised by any of this."

"No, not really," Sam says. She pours him a tall glass of lemon water from the pitcher, freshly sliced that morning, and he takes a polite sip.

"So what can you tell me?"

"Probably a lot. And Danny would probably prefer that I do, knowing him, the big baby," Sam sighs. "Listen Mr. Wayne, I can appreciate that you came here from a place of caution rather than intrusion. And if Danny was undergoing something negative or from an 'unwelcome outside influence' that would be the right call, and I, albeit begrudgingly, encourage you to do so in the future."

"But he's not."

"He's not," Sam confirms. "And in fact, I think he could really use someone to talk to about it. Outside of his family."

"I see..." Bruce says, shifting.

"If you want to tag team this one with one of the higher EQ players, such as Superman, I give you permission." Sam does not think she's imagining that slight sag of relief.

"Thank you," Bruce says, sliding off the stool. "I don't suppose you have material we could consult...?"

"Actually yes, I happen to have a pamphlet right here. 'So your ghostly body is changing, and how.'"

"You're being more sarcastic than usual."

"You interrupted my lunch, Mr. Wayne."

#sam: #bruce: #bruce: so i was thinking brainwashing- #sam: ghost puberty #bruce: frick #sam give-my-boyfriend-the-talk manson #at some point when danny went from teen hero to the eldritch being of our fanfic dreams he had to start experiencing the “becoming” #i imagine that was actually pretty terrifying #his whole family calling it ghost puberty is probably actually really kind and appreciated #hey i'm starting to forget to breathe and sometimes i want to bite things #aw honey it's ok your body is chaaanging #you're teeeething #baby's first feral chomp #sometimes i hear the universe it is a symphony i cannot explain but if i listen too long i fear it shall sweep me away forever #let's get you some airpods with the latest paramore album #that helping? #yes actually ty #dp x dc #dp x dc au #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #batman #sam manson #danny fenton #danny phantom #my writing

[here-but-forgotten]

just thinkin' about tucking my head into someone's neck and they're warm while they gently hold me to them and keep me from being alone in my own thoughts you know

#eh fuck it #it fits fandom #call of duty x reader #alejandro vargas x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #rodolfo rudy parra x reader #alejandro vargas #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #rodolfo rudy parra #cod #captain john price #johnny soap mactavish #call of duty #but also real life #like i cannot explain to you how actually touch starved i am #it's bad #valeria garza x reader #valeria garza

[featherf4lling]

build//burn -> ren helps build the fire while martyn burns a marshmallow

HIII i'm back. something quick and cute for today. didn't spend as much time on it as i did the past two but i still think its cute anyway so here. hands u this. maybe ill go back and redo it another day

#treebarkweek #treebarkweek2024 #treebark #trafficshipping #<- not explicitly shipping but leaving these tags anyway #renchanting duo #inthelittlewood #rendog #no i cannot explain my artistic choice to give martyn flip flops. i just really didn't want to draw actual shoes. forgive me #i almost did the last life tower thing but i already saw so many people doing it #i'll get back to that one

[quirkle2]

so i've seen a lot of people headcanon wars' hypothetical dark world form being some beautiful, majestic, possibly otherworldly creature

but hear me out.

#qkdraws #suncaster au #suncaster legend #suncaster briar #suncaster warriors #ferret wars #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #tloz #loz #loz au #zelda au #i cannot explain how i came to this conclusion #all i can tell u is that it is correct. #GOD this was fun to draw actually. i already miss working on it and i put my ipad away like 2 minutes ago #did a First this time; i actually just randomly picked colors myself for twilight #shocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what is ci doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! never been done before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i ran out of characters for exclamation points !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i like to put down shitty ass colors at first and then put as many layer filters as i need on top to get it to look right #and then i just . color pick each New color that i got from that and Study them all until they make sense #<- my learning process. <3 #so i put layer filters on top of legend. and then Studied it. and then moved onto twilight and picked the colors myself #riveting story jay who cares #i learn a shit ton by doing that actually. very useful very fun #anyway enough of me being annoying . ferret warriors #i think my logic here was: ferret = silly. ............ my warriors: ...........Also silly #idk why i put so much time and effort into crack treated seriously but. we're here now #He's Just a Little Guy #Silly Little Dude

[princessconsuelapark]

at the end of the day paul mccartney is just some unhinged john girlie who waited 30 years to do a self insert song

#the beatles #now and then #mclennon #paul mccartney #john lennon #my post #iconic shit #what a man #i have a tag for this! #paul mccartney needs to calm the fuck down #i am so unhinged about this song and that means i cannot even begin to explain just how unhinged paul is about it #also (and this is the truly insane bit) it is not even actually self insert because of course it isn't #john was just as crazy about him like wtf #i hate them

[sorllyne]

something something Kristen Applebees being the chosen one of Helio, son of Sol something something Ankarna's uncorrupted domain being the Sun and Justice something something something something Kristen being a part of the group of heroes to "bring back the day" from the Night Yorb something something something something something Kristen bringing back Ankarna to her original domain being the ultimate act of Justice AND Destiny

ok but like just saying,, if the Bad Kids do end up uncorrupting (is that a word?) Ankarna, Kristen will have played a crucial role in the development/rise of a goddess of the sun.

she was raised her whole life to believe she was "chosen" by divinity for some purpose or reason (which was never clear) and when she changed her faith i think everyone was a lil quick to dismiss that.

all this to say,,

Kristen IS the chosen one of a sun god, just not Helio/Sol

#fhjy spoilers #d20 fhjy #fhjy speculation #d20 fhjy spoilers #dimension 20 fantasy high spoilers #fantasy high junior year #kristen applebees #just some thoughts #been thinking about this for a few eps actually #i have like a really strong idea but have none of the verbal skills to explain #kristen not only bringing one but TWO dead goddesses back to life and their oh domain #AND THEY'RE WIVES #I LITERALLY CANNOT

[boonanaghost]

PEARLRINA NATION RISE RISE RISE!!!!!

#myart #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon fanart #pearlina #pearl houzuki #pearl splatoon #pearl #marina splatoon #marina #marina ida #tbh if nintendo released like a 10+ hour long “marina explains about escalator” video id listen #“SJKLJD SJDKLA DSNJKSN!!!” so real girl so real i love you marry me #anyways i literally cannot believe they actually are a couple now it feels like a dream #LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

[momomallowart]

Imagine if you will... Ray with a tongue piercing ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ 💭

A more "messy" version under the cut bc I wanted to practice tears and stuff.. 👀

#Ok I may have put way more effort into this than I should've but I literally couodnt stop thinking about this #I used this as an excuse to practice rendering so technically its productive (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) #I really enjoy drawing tears and idk what that says about me as a person #I just love the idea that hes just talkin away and suddenly you see a little glint in his mouth and oh my god is that what i think it is? #and hes such a bottom that he would just let you open and pkay with his mouth to see for yourself #he's just my lil sopping wet meow meow I can't help but put him thru situations #I think often about his different sides clashing and being very gap moe #like Ray with a tongue piercing? please someone hold me back bc I'm going AT HIM #I want EVERY version of this man I cannot even explain how deeply the brain rot goes #the day I stop thinking about Saeran Choi is the day I drop dead actually #I wont fill the tags with any more salacious comments about how sl\/tty this man is but just know the thoughts are plentiful #anyways enjoy the food #more art to come as I'm getting back into my artistic groove lately #my art #mystic messenger #mysme #saeran choi #mysme saeran #mysme ray #mystic messenger unknown #unknown mysme #ray mystic messenger #mystic messenger fanart #mystic messenger mc #mysme mc

[blaiddraws]

screw it. posting leaks. i cannot contain it

gamefreak owes me money

#pokemon #orthworm #submas #ghost worm au #pokemon spoilers #pokemon leaks #sv spoilers #sv leaks #there's probably more tags #words cannot explain how much i am absolutely losing my mind about this #one time way back when. someone mentioned they usually didn't like fakemon. #but they DID like wormgo because he looked like he would be an actual pokemon. like the design looked like you'd see it in the game #or whatever. this is literally proving them right #i am winning. i am getting a good grade at fakemon design which is both reasonable and possible to achieve #been constantly losing my mind the past. what. three days?

[aceghosts]

Rooney Shepard (They/Them): RELIC AU

There are stranger things I've learned on the outside Separated by an open door I find it hard to reach the end of my timeline Salivating 'cause I wanted more Is this the end or is this the beginning? -Too Close/Too Late by Spiritbox

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#cyberpunk 2077 #cp2077 #cyberpunk2077edit #cp2077edit #cyberpunk 2077 OC #nbvnesdays #nonbinary oc #commander rooney shepard #I won't let fear compromise who I am #OTP: It always comes right back to you #v: cyberpunk 2077 #myedits #I'm still kind of finetuning the Relic AU in my head #but what I have so far is that even though Rooney didn't participate in the heist and really know about #but V calls them when they are heading to DeShawn after the heist #as V needs Rooney's help and they know (or hope) that Rooney can get them out of this fuck up #Rooney takes the Relic and tells V to lay low with some friends from their days in the military #and in the end Rooney takes the bullet meant for V #Rooney and Yorinobu still reunite the same way they do in Rooney's canon #but there is absolutely the extra layer of 'oh fuck i can't tell him about this' #and in this universe V still works with Goro because I don't think he would let go of Saburo's murder so easily #and I like to think that Rooney thinks of Johnny more as a teammate as time goes on #like even though they butt heads a lot #Rooney still feels responsible for him #and the two start to get along better #but Yorinobu is absolutely the one thing they cannot agree on #anyway #thanks for listening to my fucking unhinged ramblings in the tags #I don't think they make sense #but I can explain it more in an actual post if you want

[kickbutts-singsongs]

What, exactly, did Horikoshi and Gege even talk about for THIS to happen???

#i neeeeeeeeed to know what led them here #I cannot explain how much I need the transcripts of their conversations #bnha #mha #jjk #oh btw I haven’t actually read the jjk manga but I just came across a spoiler and my eyes bugged outta my head #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #jjk spoilers #we got AFO and Sukuna twinning (lol) #and with what Horikoshi did with *a certain character* #next thing you know Gojo’s gonna come back to life or smth #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #jujutsu kaisen #🎶song sings🎶

[trunklewunjle]

I did some twists and turns to the Dreamtale I included in the server me an my friends rp in, and I’ve been kinda hyper fixated so I did a little thing

I don’t like perspective but im going to have to eventually learn, soul shattering I will never be the same once i dominate it

Yea the fucking tree told him to shoot night because everyone is so mean to him so I just yknow she might as well also be mean to a fucking seven year old who knew no better 

Dreamtale (Dream and Nightmare) Belong to Jokublog

#undertale au #utmv #dream sans #nightmare sans #dreamtale #wow jaja im actually normal for once?? I don’t have anything to bark at but WROFO WROOF AUUUUUUUU howling in pain for them they are devasta #I love them sosososo much I have been putting Dreamtale animations on loop and songs that remind me of them I love them I want to hold them #and give them hugs and tea and give their little heads little kisses and and show them that they both deserve to be loved #I want to show Dream how to read and write and I want to comfort nightmare i want to tell him that he’s capable of being loved too and he #deserves the world #I cried I cry I always cry when I think of them I will always cry for them I will always mourn for them they have my entire being and soul #would kill for them please be nice to them they have done nothing but suffer and cry and be angry I need them to be happy please let them b #happy please I cannot explain how much I want to scream and bang my head on a wall when I think of them and their relationship I break and #cry urgrurghr why why why why why I have such a brain rot I just want to see them hangout and smile and call each other brothers and call #each other family I need them to gossip and pinky promise and cook together I need nightmare to teach dream to read and write and dream to #teach nightmare how to have fun and heal their inner child I need them to do brotherly things and cause destruction together

[mattodore]

#river dipping #alessandria zeferino #delphi sol #lykos #ts4 #they’re so sexy……………… #LIKE. TAG ME IN PLEASE. #anyway good morning 😁😁😁….. #……it’s noon 😁😁😁 #i stayed up last night editing those screenshots of delphi 🚶 sleep schedule is a mess again #again i’m a very slow editor… idek how it takes me as long as it does like. i’ll blink and three hours have gone by i can’t explain it #but now there are just two more lykos ocs to make posts for 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 #unlike echthroi which has an array of side characters… lykos is just the four members of the pack and the antagonists and peripheral ocs #who aren’t really involved directly… the werewolves are very insular #nicholas is actually an outsider but he becomes part of the narrative after a point #anyway….. 🚶 cannot lie i miss mattodore have been staring at the lykos ocs for too long 🙅 #will probably read for most of today……. but i do still need to take that screenshot of matthias and the updated cas pics #i keep saying i will and then. don’t. do that. #but i rlly don’t have much else to do today so #🫵 #i will do that 🫵🫵🫵 #i want to reread their questionnaires anyway so it’s like. chop chop

[pineappical]

actually yknow what heres what ive been working on in roblox for the past 2 days

#YEAH ITS. YEAH IDK. #ted lasso #yeah sure fuck it im tagging it :/ LMAO #its unfinished rn because im trying to do the layout mostly first and i just cannot for the life of me find a decent image of the ceiling i #the coaches' office to get an estimate as to how big the room is (im using the tiles to measure) so if anyone has a good photo PLEASEE GIVE #dont ask me why im doing this idk either but its been SO fun to do so far :3 <- full of agonies #im doing the text and stuff last... but it is so weird seeing the believe sign without the blue text on it huh #i can actually explain stuff as to how i 'measured' the place and how im having troubles with Measuring the office because theres like zero #full references for the rooms but honestly would anyone actually want to listen to me get more and more insane with each sentence LMAO #i keep on saying but alot huh. i love butts #edit: GRAAAH ILL JUST EYEBALL THE OFFICE LATER </3