#and hal is the worst

[best-transgender-character]

Worst Homestuck Character Competition

This competition is not about "least transgender", vote for your least favorite! Canon is not a factor, and please don't call these characters cis.

The top two characters will proceed to the next round!

(note: anyone talking about epilogue events will be blocked.)

Edit: Jane Crocker has been disqualified.

#Jane Crocker #Roxy Lalonde #Jake English #Dirk Strider #Hal Strider #Homestuck #Round 1 #Poll #Character Hate #Worst Homestuck Character Competition

[thwackk]

shovel talk

#hal jordan #barry allen #wally west #halbarry #wally is like ten here idk #all the comics i make now are boring and domestic as fuck sorry #gotta stop making a habit of posting at horrible hours #in the worst artblock of my life rn can you tell

[antrunner]

antrunner i miss your hal jordan sm......

i havent drawn my special little crunchwrap supreme in so long... i've been too borderlandspilled ✌️😙

#hal jordan is kind of like if a girlfriend was a man who didn't have a gender who was also the worst person youve ever mey #met. #RHGH #dc #hal jordan #green lantern #my art #dc comics #comics #dc fanart

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dirk: Ah yes, LGBT+:

Dirk: Gay,

Roxy: trnas

Roxy: *trans

Jane: Ally! :B

Jake: Big ass

Hal: And Lil hal.

#submission #source: jelloapocalypse #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dirk strider #roxy lalonde #jane crocker #jake english #hal strider #lil hal #mod terezi #lil hal just popping in like scrappy doo #people are so mean to scrappy #it's not his fault he happened to be in the worst era of scooby doo #he wasn't the cause of the problem he was a symptom

[kirby-the-gorb]

#kirby #blood #ask to tag #knife kirby #knives #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #new years #well that was literally the worst year of my entire life. good riddance. #(art in the corner is from last new years 👍) #I wrestled with trying to convert this to a gif and it did not cooperate so it's videos only until procreate adds the gif export option #(which they supposedly will) #I know the splatter pattern isn't right with the hitch in the loop from the video format #gif #(not technically but ssh)

[cringefail-clown]

AS SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN A JAKEHAL LOVER FOR YEARS (as evidenced by @dirkjakehal and @lomax) I AM SO DELIGHTED TO SEE SOMEONE TAKING IT TO THE MASSES.... thank you for doing gods work

these bitches got me in a chokehold and im making it everyone elses problem

#lil hal #hal strider #autoresponder #jake english #jakehal #haljake #homestuck #i love this ship bc its dirkjake but make it even more insane #“violence as the expression of love” that thrives with dirkjake but remove love from the equasion #jakehal just wanna beat the shit outta each other #on the other hand they make each other confront their own failings and make each other work to be a better person #jake the social coward english vs hal the i hide my true feelings behind the unfeeling ai mask strider #its the blackrom at its best #calling out their failings to make the other person better #and also kissing #they have the FLAVOR the SPICE #also dirk would combust if they happened which makes it 100% better LMFAO #like dont get me wrong i think they would fall for each other eventually #but the basis of this relationship is def “i hate you because you make me see my worst traits” #and its A GOOD THING #THEY BOTH NEED IT #ask

[optri]

#wizard posting #barkingham is still the worst dungeon in case anyone was wondering #genuinely frgot who all is in this picture #ik hally is there #hi hal #wizard101 #sketch #old ass art

[if-you-like-pina-colada-s]

The more I learn about Hal Jordan the more I'm like "omg he's so me (affectionate)... Omg he's so me (a horrific realization)"

#dc #dc comics #hal jordan #green lantern #gnawing at my enclosure bars #hes my princess with a disorder #hes me in the worst ways possible #im also starting to realize why hes my dads favorite

[insufferable-homestuck]

dirk about to shatter hal: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

hal: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters.

dirk, tears streaming down his face: IM NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

#worst post ive ever made #homestuck #hom3stuck #dirk strider #lil hal #lil hal homestuck #the mushroom post

[bruciemilf]

Omggggg I'm in love w your teen Bruce au!!! Do you have any teen!Bruce and Duke thoughts? Or how teen Bruce would interact w Hal? I'm ahshshshd

OOo, I think Duke would be a bit of an enigma for a teen bruce; He's a nice boy. That's why Bruce is inclined to believe there's something seriously wrong with him.

" What's the ultimate goal here?"

" Are you asking because you want to know, or because you're looking to burn bridges? Cause that doesn't work on me."

Secondly. He doesn't take any of his shit.

" Yeah, you're not really the angry type," Bruce likes the hatch; perfect place to read psychology reports on yourself, if he has to say so himself.

Let no one say Duke isn't accurate,

" Very nice dissection of me, by the way. Self-esteem deficiency, self serving, -- I've never been called a hyperbolic altruist before. That's new."

Duke shrugs, " I learn as I go."

" I think you forgot stupid."

" I don't believe in that."

" Of course you don't," his mouth tugs upwards, just slightly, " seriously, thought. Why protect this city? What's the gain here?"

"The same reason you do It. "

" What? Love?" Bruce snorts, " No one protects their parents' killer out of love. You think I do this cause I'm good? I do it because I'm angry. "

" Gotham killed your parents. Not mine. It's never been about the city. It's about people. I'm not going to be bullied into not caring about people. Because you refuse to do that."

"A whole lot of good that did. I have a fucked up boxing match I'm destined to lose until I snap, and 7 kids who hate me."

" We don't hate you. You hate you."

He can't argue with that.

#also i think teen bruce interracting with the league and hal is really cool!! maybe a scene where they're interrogating someone and hal #is like. feeling guilty cause he had to use force. 'thats adorable' 'you think its adorable to punch a guy with space brass knuckles?' #teen bruce using his watch: 'i think its adorable thats the worst you can do' #bruce wayne #duke thomas #duke having psychological profiles of his family is interesting to me #text

[ladyantiheroine]

I’ve discovered that one of my favorite niche ship dynamics is Woman Torments Man and He Endures It Because He Loves Her (And He’s Kind Of Into It)

#when she’s his worst nightmare and he loves her for it 😍 #sanctuary 2022 #batman the telltale series #resident evil #batcat #aeon #batman x catwoman #leon x ada #rebecca x hal #shipping #ship dynamics

[thwackk]

FUCKING HORSES!!!!!!!

#my art lol #I HAVE THE WORST ART BLOCK AND ALLL I CAN DRAW IS FUCKING HORSES #cringe is dead embrace pony #halbarry #the urge to draw gay ppl but i can only draw horses #when in doubt draw a horse #im so fucking normal abt horses u guys would never believe it #hal jordan #barry allen #the flash #green lantern #dc #sorry i drew mostly barry. i am normal #abt barry #he’s just in my head bouncing around #also im sorry ive been so absent school is kicking my ASS #FUCK SCHOOL. AUGGGHHHH

[antrunner]

this idea came to me in a dream

#miscommunication is simultaneously the worst and funniest trope in all media #this was also just an excuse to draw fruity Guy #dc #guy gardner #john stewart #kyle rayner #kilowog #green lantern #green lantern corps #who ISNT in love with hal these days #my art

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DIRK: If God’s ever been mad at anything I’ve said, he hasn’t done shit about it, so either he doesn’t care or he’s a coward.

#submission #source: drawfee #specifically jacob drawfee #even more specifically in the September 2020 Patreon Exclusive Bonus Stream #// #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dirk strider #mod terezi #why would he have to when you made your own worst punishment in hal?

[kiseiakhun]

Anyway, I think the worst thing Geoff Johns did to Hal's character is that he just made him boring. The fun thing about Hal is that he's the worst man to walk the earth. He's a trainwreck in the making. Every day he wakes up and thinks nothing and makes 20 awful decisions and messes up everything and goes to sleep content in a job well done and it's great. Hal is the Worst Man Ever™. He's a donkey in human form. By all means his personality and skillset makes him the perfect supervillain but he's a hero and he's imperfect and he claws himself back from the brink long after most people would've given up because that's who he is. That's at the core of his character. Even when he's below rock bottom, he never gives up, and god does he hit it, over and over again.

Johns just... erased all that complexity by making Hal the bestest greatest most precious lanterny lantern ever. Suddenly everyone loves him and treats parallax as just a 'hehe! Whoops!' and it sucks because if you take away the fact that Hal is a garbage human being he's just BORING. He's just a boring stereotypical stoic superhero. Who wants to read that! Who wants to read about Universe's Best Most Precious Greatest Man Gets Praised And Solves Every Problem And Is Never Wrong. Like at least when batman does it they try to give us a detective story. Usually it's not a good detective story but they at least try. Hal doesn't need to do detectiving. He can solve pretty much anything with the ring on his finger. He's invulnerable and powerful and perfect and let's be real, at this point he barely has a secret identity. There's nothing adding stakes to the story, not when Hal the best boy is here.

It's so fucking boring!! It's genuinely an injustice to his character. Hal's much more interesting when he makes every single bad decision, ever, and then has to dig himself out of the hole that he dug. That's someone I can root for. That's a character I can develop complex feelings about. If you just hand me the perfect being in creation I feel nothing. I'm already bored.

#in conclusion thank you Jeremy Adams for feeding me. that man is the worst man in existence. i want to put him in the juice presser #like you look at hal and you just know he never replaces his toothbrush #hal jordan #meta #i guess #this is also how i feel about ollie btw #men who are the worst 🤝 #im more okay (though still annoyed) by Bruce being the best because the whole point of his stories is that he's so smart he can solve any #mystery. there's other things driving the stakes. plus he's more limited in power so even when he's the Best there's still narrative tension #hal is just too op for something like that to work #and for other characters like superman who are also op they thrive off of a nonpowered supporting cast #but Hal's supporting cast are all other lanterns. or like. superman. #like you don't need to be the Worst Man Alive to carry a narrative through the strength of your personality as Wally demonstrates #but you still need a PERSONALITY #you can't have a personality if you're the best at everything always

[harpoonsnotspoons]

:D

Dirk on Dirk violence

#lil hal #hal homestuck #lil hal homestuck #hal strider #homestuck #homestuck fanart #digital art #sketch #obligatory art tag #I find it eternally ironic that the 'worst' of the Dirk iterations was actually nicer to me than my own creator #What's up with that huh? #🕶️🔌 #Kiss my shiny metal ass #OOPS I FORGOT THE DIRK TAGS #dirk strider #homestuck dirk #dirk homestuck #dirk hs