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phoenixyfriend · 3 years

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SW Suddenly-Omegaverse AU: Surrogacy, Worldbuilding, Obi-Mom

Truly the main irony of all this is that everyone considers Obi-Wan the Better Omega but Anakin is the one who's actually 👀👀👀 about pregnancy

Obi-Wan: I have the deepest respect for those who do it, but the idea of growing another person inside of me is weird and gross, no, thank you.

Meanwhile Anakin is like. Immediate baby fever. Someone actually approaches him like "hey... there are forms you can fill out to request an exception for pregnancy, and like... regulations" because he's that obvious about it.

I assume that if they've got safety nets for accidental pregnancies, then they're probably aware that there are people who want to do it on purpose? I feel like in an omegaverse where 'biological imperative to procreate' can be so much more intense, then maybe there's old precedent that stuck around even after suppressants got most of those hormones under better control.

Bit torn. Just know I want Anakin to Make Baby.

"Anakin, what are you--" "Do you think offering to be someone's surrogate would be acceptable to the council as a way to be pregnant without getting attached." "...what." "They'd probably accept that as a way to practice not getting attached, right?" "N...no, that's not... what?"

Anakin approaching Bail and Breha and being like “Do you... still want a kid? I would provide a kid. Do you want one here*?”

* in this dimension

Great way to give up the baby as a parent because he'd still be able to see them once in a while but also like... it's not HIS kid, technically. He can be a cool uncle who happened to give birth, which is distant enough to not be 'attached,' but close enough that his Tatooine-raised 'must ensure family is safe whenever possible' background doesn't flip out. It helps that 'Core World Royalty' is like... a top-tier family to be raised in.

(It would have to be post-war because he probably shouldn’t be risking his life while very pregnant. He needs to be reminded of that sometimes.)

Bail/Breha is an alpha/alpha relationship and while a pregnancy is still possible,* it’s a whole lot more difficult, and that's on top of Breha's canon medical issues that resulted in her heart and lungs getting replaced.

* AFAB alphas can get pregnant, and AMAB omegas can inseminate, but the success rate on that angle is much lower than the 'traditional' alpha/omega roles, as is any attempt at reproduction outside rut/heat. They're low-fertility overall for the non-dominant aspect of their reproductive system, which... ha, Anakin and Obi-Wan try to get explanations for why the senary system works the way it does, but it's a very longform history lesson that comes down to 'idk this got cemented so long ago that nobody really knows why anymore.'

AKA "why do you title these roles male omega and female alpha instead of intersex omega and intersex alpha since both parties have both genitals."

ANYWAY

Anakin: I want to make babies. But I don't want to get kicked out of the order. But I don't want to give up my own babies for adoption. But I can't keep my own babies if I want to stay a Jedi. So basically I want to have someone else's babies? Anakin: ...wait shit that's just surrogacy.

Anakin, calling up Obi-Wan: Hey are the Organas still struggling to have a kid? Obi-Wan: ...not really your business. Anakin: You're friends with Bail again though, right? Obi-Wan: I am, but-- Anakin: Do you think they'd want me to be a surrogate? Obi-Wan: What.

I can't decide if it's funnier for the Order to be like "I mean... technically there's no rules against this?" or if this is a precedent set by at least three omegas every generation because that's just how a/b/o manifested for omegas in a biological and cultural sense.

Bail: Wait, your former apprentice is... volunteering... to be our surrogate. Obi-Wan, exhausted: Yes. Bail: He barely knows us. Obi-Wan: He respects you and you're the closest people he knows that want a child and would be good parents. Bail: And he's just... volunteering? Obi-Wan: Yes. Also, you did say your primary worry was that a surrogate might be targeted for assassination and you couldn't ask someone to risk that, right? Anakin is very much able to avoid assassins, and would be staying primarily in the Temple anyway. Very safe, and not particularly scared of assassins in the first place. Bail: Your words say you approve, but your tone says otherwise. Obi-Wan: Anakin considers me his father. I'm not old enough to be a grandparent. Bail: Ah.

Anakin is a surrogate and enjoys it and everything is fine and then like a year later he's accidentally pregnant with his own and Rex's kid, and nobody knows how to ask if it's actually an accident.

A suggestion from @gelpenss:

OH MAN i.... have to drive home. But I just had a thought about like. I always want to poke at Betas in A/B/O like are they “normal” or different from our standard or.... but ANYWAY assuming they have a pheromonal thing I just think it would be neat if betas had the ability to be the Bucket of Cold Water. Like if caught early enough, and with the caveat it’s not permanent, a beta could arrest a rut or heat in its tracks until a more ideal time. Like. They aren’t birth control. But they are the remind me later button.

Okay done driving I am Returned to bring up why I brought up betas and it’s this: well okay 1. It plays nice with a popular but inaccurate dog breeding urban legend that female dogs will like, delay heat cycles? so that the bitches above them in pack hierarchy have first choice of mate selection. And I think in omegaverse it would be cool if that was a Bio Fact, and also historically enforced by the third designation. 2. It gives me an excuse to have betas have the Most Sensitive sense of smell because it’s their “job” to pick up on things before they go too far to be put on pause. 3. I’m just thinkin ‘bout a beta clone [...] just hovering around Obi-Wan because they found out how much stress his heat cycle causes and they’re like “okay cool I will help make sure it does Not”

I want to like a/b/o verses but betas niggle at me. I want to give them a hat and a Function that woulda helped before modern medicine.

I'm not sure how I feel about betas being able to delay heats, but I do like the idea of them having a more sensitive sense of pheromone smell than most. Most aliens assume it's omegas with the best sense of smell, and betas with the worst, but it's more complicated than that because they all specialize: Alphas are actually less attuned to pheromone smells, but more attuned to things that were useful back when humans were still a hunter-gatherer species. Omegas tend to be heightened towards danger smells like fire or aggression, and pheromones relating to children/care. Betas, as suggested above, are very sensitive to pheromone changes relating to mood and behavior of the community around them.

I like the idea that betas were historically the ones that ended up taking care children, unmated omegas, and so on during people's heats and ruts, because they kept their heads about themselves long enough to do things like cook and clean while someone was reeking of hormones. The checks and balances work out that betas may have lower fertility, but it makes them better able to support the network around them.

It works in with humanity's general collective history of thriving the most when working as a community.

Given that I decided that this is Jangobi, the clones might all subconsciously view Obi-Wan as Mom. Not intentionally, but, you know... Obi-Wan the not-evil stepmother. He doesn't know how he got into this situation, but he sure is here, and he sure as hell doesn't know how to get out.

Obi-Wan "I don't need to get pregnant, I have three million stepchildren" Kenobi

I definitely love "clones all want to make Obi-Wan's heats less stressful" but like in a different way from Whatever The Fuck Anakin's Got Going On.

Obi-Wan using the force to dull the pain in a Shiny's broken leg while the medic works on it and the Shiny just mumbles "Thanks mom" and everyone gets very embarrassed and pretends it didn't happen.

But then it happens again. And again.

Obi-Wan asks for an explanation from Cody and gets a halting response that, since Jango is technically their father, and his scent has been all over Obi-Wan recently... and Obi-Wan puts in a lot of effort to take care of them all.......

Anakin overhears the clones calling Obi-Wan "mom" and just. The most judgmental eyebrow raise.... Mostly in the sense of "You never let me call you dad" "Thought you said you weren't anyone's parent." "Hey, hey, Obi-Wan. What the fuck."

BOBA. BOBA ABSOLUTELY CALLS OBI-WAN MOM WHENEVER POSSIBLE. IT'S DEEPLY FRUSTRATING.

Obi-Wan eventually manages to admit that he's uncomfortable with it at minimum because of the gendering the word has for him, can they at least use the neutral 'buir' instead?

Word spreads like fire, takes like two days max for everyone to switch.

(Anakin demands cuddles as compensation for not getting to call Obi-Wan any true parental term for years.)

#Anakin Skywalker #Obi Wan Kenobi #Bail Organa #Rexwalker #Jangobi #Captain Rex #Commander Cody #Boba Fett #star wars #the clone wars #omegaverse #SW Suddenly Omegaverse #mpreg tw #phoenix posts

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padawansuggest · 3 years

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Modern AU where Obi-Wan is a medium that gets sent on ghost hunts to deal with specific spirits and then his dad, long time single parent Qui-Gon, get’s married to Shmi, and Obi-Wan suddenly has a baby brother that can sense darker spirits and they eventually end up making some sort of YouTube show about actual ghost dealings (Obi-Wan has been threatened by the Catholic Church to fucking stop that of all the goddamn people which is credit enough to prove he’s legit and has any cease and desist letters framed) and eventually end up recruiting Anakin’s childhood buddy Aayla, her big bro Quinlan (who keeps trying to hit on Obi-Wan, and is a highly sensitive empath) and eventually end up with a kiddo from Qui-Gon’s old single-fathers support group, Ahsoka (who was adopted by Plo when she was 4) and they all mostly live together. Mostly cause Ahsoka is still underage and only gets to have sleepovers, and Anakin still swaps between home and their terrible little frat house.

It fits cause Obi-Wan get’s visions of the ghosts themselves as well as how they lived, Quinlan get’s visions of how they died and what type of character they were, and Anakin gets a sense of When They Need To Get The Fuck Out Now and has been responsible for finding and removing not one, but THREE witches totems over the course of about ten years. Which is fucking terrifying. Those things have to be transported very carefully and it’s always what gets the Catholic Church to back the fuck off because they just let them deal with their containment (cause Anakin ain’t got no time for that shit lmaooooo) and that calms them down. Ahsoka and Aayla are there because they have spiked baseball bats and aren’t afraid of shit. Admittedly, Anakin and Quinlan are also in that category, but Obi-Wan actually has a healthy understanding of what he can and cannot touch, especially after that one time Bail (a guy he later went on to date lmao) who had just met him, went with him on a hunt, and they both got possessed a bit and tried to kill each other. It was a wild ride. They still go on dates with Bail’s wife sometimes 😙

When Anakin actually moved in with Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan had just started posting about this stuff online (basically giving a comprehensive guide to people like him and how to safely get started, or how to ditch the life all together despite the visions) and he sorta gained a stalker, one who thought sending him MEGA cursed items was like a fucked up courting ritual (the guy didnt actually believe in them just thought Obi-Wan was pretty) and one of them almost killed Obi-Wan but Anakin was able to pick it up because his energy matched the cursed objects. It doesn’t mean he’s evil, his energy just runs on a different wavelength than Obi-Wan’s.

After that he convinced their parents to let him move in with Obi-Wan while the stalker was still around and brought a spiked bat with him. Suffice to say, he managed to drive the guy off. After that he spent years flopping between houses as he pleased like a stray cat.

So Anakin and Quinlan are impulsive and have had to have their dumb little grabby raccoon fingers smacked from reaching for things they shouldn’t, while Aayla and Ahsoka are ready to smack a guy’s face in for just about any reason.

Funny thought: the Fett family (with Jango as the head of house, and Grandpa Jaster either lives with them as a second adult to take care of kids, or he’s either living with Arla or Alpha, one of his other kids and their little broods) recently moved into a haunted house and after a week of absolute chaos with several sets of twins being horrible and Cody coming home from his last year of college to help take care of the kids during the move, the dumb little frat crew (also known as The Jedi Knights lmao) end up paying them a visit to get rid of a particularly annoying spirit of an old man that didn’t want no goddam babies in his house (poor Boba and Omega, it’s a good thing they’re too little to remember this cause that guy kept showing up over their cribs when Jango went to check on them nearly gave this man a heart attack) and after that the Fett children keep periodically showing up in the backgrounds of most of their videos. Especially Obi-Wan and Anakin’s joint tiktok account.

Ahsoka doesn’t have a tiktok cause Plo thinks she’s too young to be putting up videos, especially after Obi-Wan’s stalker got so violent like that, but he let’s her have an Instagram account. It’s set to private but when she’s legal she can post whatever she wants. she doesn’t need permission, she just needs to keep her profile private for now.

She mostly wants a tiktok cause she likes doing those dance videos with Aayla and Anakin.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #aayla secura #quinlan vos #modern au #ghost hunting au #if you want a BASIC idea of what I mean by different medium types #you should watch Inner Ghosts #that movie owns my heart and soul and it’s beautiful #but the idea of a trained medium teaching multiple other types of mediums #absolutely delightful #ani can see darker spirits and demons #he got grabbed by one one time and nearly lost his right arm it burned him so bad

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newswcanonprompts · 4 years

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the skywalker family tree

so, we were all saying that the empire chain of command is just... so, so messy and weird and doesn’t work (because palps never had a plan for if he or vader got killed). convo spiraled. eventually we said that the only reason the empire survived for so long was sheer dumb luck, and that the skywalkers were all dotted across the galaxy and not banded together (yet).

we ended up making a skywalker family tree. there’s 30 of them, which is why the galaxy is such a mess. now, without further ado...

THE SKYWALKER FAMILY, DURING THE TIME OF THE EMPIRE/OT (most of them honorary)

1) Luke- sunshine son living on a farm, not knowing where or who the rest of his family is, doesn’t know what it means to be a skywalker™

2) Anakin- lost most of his limbs in a fire and is now in a medical nightmare, has become a cyborg murder bot

3) Leia- angry rebel princess who also doesn’t know she’s a skywalker™

4) Obi-Wan- sad desert hermit who wants his family back, watching over sunshine son

5) Rex- former captain surviving on a deserted planet with two of his identical brothers

6) Ahsoka- little sister of cyborg being a badass rebel spy

7) Cody- marshal commander who BETTER be okay, but we still don’t really know

8) R2- badass droid working with the rebellion but can’t do much since he’s a DROID

9) 3PO- memory wiped and is literally a protocol droid, can’t really do shit (but means well!)

10) Han- a smuggler who isn’t a skywalker yet but will be soon (def not prepared to marry into this disaster of a family)

11) Shmi- dead grandma/OG family member who’s not a force ghost

12) Padme- dead wife / queen who’s also not a force ghost

13) the Force- the actual Force itself who is not very good at parenting, helicopter parent and deadbeat dad (there is no in-between, it is a good parent but also a shitty one)

14) Qui-Gon- sad desert hermit’s weed dad who bowed out of this bullshit a long time ago, him and his ponytail are chilling in the cosmic force or something, watching his foundling (the cyborg) fuck up the galaxy

15) Feemor- weed dad’s other child who is the only sane member of this family, he’s hiding out on some backwater planet trying to get away from his insane family members (he really shouldn’t take vacations, he left these idiots alone for ten minutes and the galaxy went to shit)

16) Hondo- chaotic pirate lord who’s *technically* not a part of the fam but is anyway, they adopted him (more like he adopted himself into it, but they still call him one of their own)

17) Ventress- edgy former sith assassin who’s other family got killed so now she’s saddled with these weirdos

18) Satine- former duchess of mandalore who is now dead and not a force ghost (but when she was alive, she was the wine aunt)

19) Maul- other former sith assassin who wants to beat the sad desert hermit, just once, please, let him win something

20 & 21) Owen and Beru- Tired Desert Aunt and Uncle who just want the best for everyone but Jabba (have kept a skywalker off his bullshit for 19 years, which is much longer than desert hermit’s record of 2 hours- it was so short because the hermit is just as bad as the rest of the family)

22 & 23) Bail and Breha- tired royal parents who are trying to politician the skywalker out of the angry rebel princess (spoiler alert, it doesn’t work)

24) Yoda- troll great grandpa who went kinda crazy and now lives in a swamp and is waiting for farmboy sunshine son to come so he can get some training as a magical wizard knight

25) Dooku- tired dead royal grandpa who is looking down on his family like “seriously” and has many ghost conversations with his crazy troll dad on the swamp planet

26) Chewbacca- the massive walking carpet that has the most braincells out of anyone, smuggler’s best friend

27) Xanatos- the weird neighborhood kid who lights your garbage can on fire during family dinners

28) Quinlan- desert hermit’s chaotic brother, has zero braincells and is sounds stoned all the time, is good at tracking people and nothing else

29) Aayla- dead daughter of chaotic stoner, surprisingly graceful and composed but also mischievous, cousin of murder bot (fell in love with former captain’s brother, blyla is real y’all)

30) Jocasta- dead librarian wife of tired dead royal grandpa, is still mad at him for messing up her archives that one time

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codyjameson · 4 years

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well my friends it is five in the morning which means i’ve had just enough dumb bitch juice to post up an intro

meet cody jameson, twenty-four, sad bitch, try hard, loser, pisces

tw: depression, theft, vandalism, underage drinking & drug use

calgon take me away @frostfordstart

cody jameson is a frostford local (sorry i can’t play a newcomer i love this fake town too much) his sister is cora jameson, adorably sweet owner of buttons & bows where cody also works for some reason

maybe about six years ago? when cody was sixteen or seventeen he was a good noodle, baseball player with a lot of jock friends, a lot of GOOD friends, he wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed but he skated by, he had a good time, he climbed the water tower after games went tubing at the riverbank, the GOLDEN days

but cody was also this poor youngest boy with two siblings who were awesome and great and a lot to live up to and well he had this vehement, insatiable need to be liked by everyone

which meant he was a fucking try hard

and at some point between seventeen and eighteen cody fell in with uh--

~the wrong crowd GASP

and it was bad, it was UGLY, he had this desperate need to impress, this desperate need to FIT IN and he did a LOT of stupid shit

like just petty criminal shit, breaking into places, vandalism, STEALING, just shit you think stupid dumb white boys do in a small town that can be a little scary if unchecked and this idiot did it

lots of underage drinking and smoking weed and just check yourself my man

it all turned sour really fast, suddenly cody had ditched these awesome friends that he had that liked him and cared about him and was hanging out with these awful fucking people who’s only interest was how far he’d take things because they wanted a laugh

they were probably juggalos i mean

ANYWAY it all culminated in a few terrible things, he stole a car and got arrested, after that he wanted to run away so he broke into his sister’s store and stole from the register

got arrested again

this time there was no bail out, this time everyone was ANGRY with him, they were disappointed with him

and his loser juggalo friends?

gone

which is really when cody realized that he dun goofed, at this time he was probably around idk 22? so this had been going on for a few years now and just progressively snowballed, his behavior got worse and worse and worse until he found himself unable to take anything back

after that cody spent a long time just fucking hating himself, depressed because now he was completely alone and his parents didn’t trust him anymore, he’d been kicked out

little by little he tried to rebuild somethings, he slept in his car for a little while and then there were people who had mercy on him and took him in, let him couch surf in exchange for work around the house or mowing the lawn and shit

but frankly a lot of people know he’s no good and still don’t trust him

not too long ago he tried to make amends with his sister and promised to make it up to her

her being the kind, loving, wonderful and forgiving person she is hesitantly gave cody a job at the store and that’s where he is now

this is SO LONG jesus

personality wise cody’s reserved and guarded, he’s afraid to let anyone in because everyone already thinks he’s a criminal first of all and last time he was so desperate for attention it backfired on him, he has the qualities of a people pleaser but he’s also sad, lonely and doesn’t know how to interact with people anymore, he’s foul mouthed and angry a lot and has probably been in more fights than he should be, might always have a black eye these days because his emotions are all unchecked

some connections i would LOVE: OLD FRIENDS, the friends he ditched, i want everyone to hate him, cody needs to GROVEL to get his friends back, he doesn’t deserve them one single fucking bit, people who gossip about him, are in general scared of him, i WOULD LOVE to see some horrible people he ditched his friends for if they’re out there, the people who took mercy on him and let him couch surf, anyone who might be willing to be his friend now though he’d be a little scared of it, very very brief casual hook ups because he thinks he’s a piece of shit and would only indulge in relationships for a moment and if he’s desperate enough to need interaction and attention, cody is touch starved that’s for sure

and god did i mention it’s five am? so i’ll reach out to people during the day for sure, i’m really excited for cody so please love him and by love him i mean (hate him)

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embersiisms-aa · 7 years

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;; SLAMS IN CODY & JACK'S NAMES HERE TBH

SEND IN TWO (OR MORE) NAMES AND I’LL FILL ALL THIS OUT ABOUT THE SHIP

General:

How long will they last? - probably forever, with Jacks loving nature and Cody’s need for attention they’ll be able to keep each other happy

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - i think there was the whole ‘wow cute’ and then a later ‘holy shit i love them’ after getting to know one another

How was their first kiss? - pHMM this is a hard question bc it could be ANYTHING, it could be really passionate and heat of the moment, but also soft and surprising smooch u know??

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Cody tbh

Who is the best man/men? - mabel and jack’s Rich Bitch-Ass Friend Dylan

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -

Who did the most planning? - JAC K

Who stressed the most? - both

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - uhm…. ex boyfriends tbh

Sex:

Who is on top? - Often times cody

Who is the one to instigate things? - lol Jack and Cody are too much s o both

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? -Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head jack would want to be kinker but he doesnt wanna scare cody away

How long do they normally last? - IDK MAN IVE NEVER HAD SEX I DON TKNOW WHAT THE AVERAGE TIME IS…

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes ofc

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. I think codys a soft lover, at least you’ve mentioned that before SO ,, ye

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory. bitch pls

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - N ON E…. neither of them r trans s O ,,

How many children will they adopt? - mayb 2

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - jack but he doesnt mind

Who is the stricter parent? - Cody

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Jack , cody probably encourages them .

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - jack

Who is the more loved parent? - UHM. ,, both in their own ways?

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? JACK WILL DESTROY ALL THE MUMS

Who cried the most at graduation? - JACK and lowkey cody

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - jack

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Jack obv

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Cody smh

Who does the grocery shopping? - Both

How often do they bake desserts? - EVERYDAY,, JACK OWNS A BAKERY,, HO E

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - meat i guesS??

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - JACK ,, but i reall y love to think Cody throws

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Cody

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - C O DY

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Jack

Who is really against chores? - neither tbh? Maybe COdy but i feel like hes civilized enough to see the use

Who cleans up after the pets? - Jack

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Neither

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Jack

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Cody?

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - are u insinuating they dont shower/bathe together?

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - they get a husky later on and they all go out on walks together

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - JACK IS A HOE FOR IT SO AL L THE TIME

What are their goals for the relationship? - to trust one another completely, keep no secrets, be honest and open about each other’s thoughts, hold each other dearly and deeply

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - mayb cody after a Hard Day

Who plays the most pranks? - neITHER?? mayb jack sometimes

#✦𝓪𝓼𝓴 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓮𝓲𝓿𝓮! ( ask. )#✦𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓼𝓽’𝓿𝓮 ( ooc. )#✦𝓫𝓵𝓾𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓰𝓸 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓽𝓸𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻. ( cody & jack. )#bluemxndss

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eyez-ff-blog · 7 years

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○○ eyez | forty-one

May 24, 2018 – New Orleans, 1pm

The room was made to fit at least 250 people; one hundred chairs sat on each side of the area that would be considered the ‘aisle, and at the end stood a y-shaped staircase; staircases curved from both the left and right sides of the second floor and met at a gracious landing, which spilled out into a curved staircase that ultimately led down to the main area. Arched windows that sprawled from floor to ceiling brought so much light into the space, and added to the almost medieval and gothic style of the building. The linoleum floors seemed to shine with a particular gleam; the ‘white granite’ look gave a hint of sophistication, and the gold trimmings between the squares were a nicer touch. When Beija found the venue she had instantly fell in love, and it didn’t take much convincing Jermaine to be down for the spot—even he was impressed with how beautiful it looked.

Outside of the building, there were sprawling trees that filtered light as a middleman of sorts between the sun and the inside—there were tons of workers outside that were stringing the trees with blue and white lights. It would be needed for the time that they had set for the special day. It had finally arrived. By the end of tomorrow, Beija would be a married woman. She had been anticipating the day ever since she was proposed to, and now all of the planning and work she had been putting in was coming to pass.

“Okay, I need everyone to go ahead and take their places,” Sabrina and her assistant Michael were one crazy duo—while Sabrina seemed to be way cooler and collected in her demeanor, her assistant was one jittery man. He walked fast, talked faster, and really had no patience. “Just one more rundown of who is walking with who; Mr. Cole, you and your father will be walking in with the mothers,” Michael began speaking, glancing up at Jermaine and his father, then he paused to make sure that everyone was listening. “Then Nicole and Ibrahim will come in together. Courtney and Damon will come in next, then Ayana and Cody, Sara and Abbas, then Lauren and Zachary since you guys are the best man and maid of honor,” Michael typed some things on his iPad before nodding. “Then Alonzo, you’ll be carrying Janiya since she’ll have the rings, and—...”

“And I’m the flower girl,” Logan proudly announced, causing some laughter from the adults.

“Well, yes you are! And when you come out, then after you will be Beija and Mekhi,” Michael couldn’t help but to smile a bit before he took a deep breath. “Now remember, we’re having ladies on the left as I’m facing,” He turned towards the stairs and pointed in the proper direction. “Men will be on the right, and that’s where all your family and friends should be seated—let me make sure to tell the ushers that tomorrow,” He mumbled a bit before he typed some more things on his iPod. “Now, bride and groom, I need you guys riht quick!”

Beija and Jermaine hurried up the steps towards the landing, and Michael tried to mark the places down where they would be standing. “You two will be standing here and here. I talked to your pastor and he gave me a walkthrough of what he’d say so this should be fine...” He nodded. “Now everyone, do you remember how you’re supposed to walk in?” He asked.

“Walk together until we get to the landing then separate at the stairs. First people that come in are more towards the top of the steps, last ones in are near the landing,” Abbas commented almost robotically—they had heard the instructions so many times that any one of them could state them by heart and without hesitation.

“Good, good. I think we’re one here then. You two can come back at 8pm to see the finished decorations,” Michael said to Beija and Jermaine, and with that, the final rehearsal had concluded.

Everyone began to talk amongst themselves before Beija pulled out her phone, checking the time before she glanced up at Jermaine. “Well, I’m going to get some lunch with the girls, then we’re going to get the manicures and shit. We should be back by eight,” She said.

“Got it. If you need me, call me,” J leaned over and kissed her temple before they headed down the stairs.

“C’mon, B! Where are we eating? I’m freaking starving,” Courtney asked, and Beija laughed a bit before she nodded.

“I know where we’re going, so let’s head out,” Beija led the caravan of ladies until they headed outside into the large courtyard that preceeded the building. Waiting for them was a small traveling bus that was provided by the hotel that they were staying. Once all of the ladies got onto the bus, the vehicle pulled off from the curb before heading down the street.

“Okay so these are your stomping grounds—where we going to eat? Better yet, where are we going tonight?” Sara asked as she looked through her phone.

“I don’t know where we’re going tonight. That’s Lauren planning all that,” Beija chuckled. “I do know we’re going down to eat in the Quarter—we’ll swing by the Gumbo Shop since I made us reservations for lunch,” She explained.

“We’re gonna run the Quarter tonight, and I also got a set up back at my suite. We can’t get too torn up since my sis has a curfew,” Lauren teased.

“Oh Lord, y’all—shush,” Beija laughed softly.

“Who gave you a curfew?” Alisha asked with a small laugh, keeping Logan still as the small girl sat in her lap.

“Probably Jermaine,” Courtney said before she sucked her teeth playfully.

“Have her in by a good time, don’t corrupt my baby. Psh,” Lauren mimicked, and the other girls laughed. “Then Papa Mekhi tripping too—don’t be out here acting up. I’m not bailing y’all out of jail,” She giggled.

“So yall just gone make fun of both of my favorite men! Y’’all ain’t right,” Beija chuckled as the bus slowed down and pulled up to the curb on the main street. “Okay, we’re walking the rest of the way—pass me Niya’s stroller right quick,” She said as the women stood up and prepared to exit the bus.

“When do you want me to come back?” The driver asked Beija as she grabbed Niya’s stroller from Sara.

“About...4? We still gotta go to the nail salon and such,” She instructed, and he nodded as she got off of the bus.

Once she got Niya secured in her stroller, the group headed into the French Quarter and allowed Beija to lead them towards the restaurant where they’d get their lunch. “Okay, first we’ll go eat our lunch then I wanna head down to Café du Monde for some beignets,” She said.

“Ooh, I haven’t had one of those in a while. Good idea, baby,” Alisha said as she looked around in reminiscence, keeping a good grip on Logal as the girl walked beside her.

“Isn’t Mr. Demarco from here?” Courtney asked, and Alisha smiled as she nodded.

“Mhm, he stayed down in the Desire projects,” Alisha explained. “I was down here for school—I went to Xavier University,” Beija smiled to herself as she listened to the timeless story of her parents’ meeting. She had heard it so many times, but she never grew tired of hearing about it. “Not only was I going for my medical degree, but I was there on my dance scholarship. He was on the football team...”

“He was a DT,” Beija added.

“Yes! I think you’ve heard this story before,” Alisha joked. “Well, we met on move-in day our freshman year...and that Mekhi Demarco was something else. An absolute player,” She shook her head.

“I have heard this story a couple times and I still can’t believe that,” Yana said as she shoved her hands into the pockets of her linen shorts.

“But he was. Had women lining up just to see him practice with the team,” Alisha chuckled and shook her head. “I didn’t pay it no mind—I grew up in a religious family so his type wasn’t even on my radar. Until one day, a guy comes and tells me, ‘My brotha wants to talk to you. He likes ya.’ I’m just like...” Alisha made a face as if to say ‘bullshit,’ and the women laughed softly. “I tell his friend if he likes me, prove it.”

“So then what?” Courtney seemed to be completely invested in the story now.

“Well suddenly, I noticed girls looking at me funny. Girls stopped coming to practice—and before long, he approaches me with a bouquet of my favorite flowers and a copy of my favorite novel,” Alisha smiled softly. “He asked me out on a date, and he brought me down to the Quarter. We had beignets and hot chocolate on our first date. We probably came down here every weekend just to hang out and walk together,” She explained.

“Daddy says you and PawPaw got married here,” Logan commented.

“I did! We got married a a small chapel, then we went on a riverboat mini-cruise to eat afterwards,” Alisha smiled to herself. “It was just him, me, and our parents. It was a special time...that’s why I love this place. So many memories made with your Pawpaw,” She nodded.

“that’s so sweet! I can’t wait until I can have a cute marriage story,” Courtney playfully pouted.

“When you stop playing and go out with Damon, let me know. B and I can help you out with the wedding,” Nicole chuckled, and Beija let out a loud laugh as Courtney rolled her eyes.

“Don’t nobody want that man! Y’all annoy me,” She chuckled. “But what about Yana and Cody? Y’all were hitting it off well,” She commented.

“Ooh, I saw that! What do you think?” Beija asked.

“He’s okay—he’s pretty funny,” Yana smiled, and Beija snickered softly.

“And Lauren...” Beija and Lauren looked at each other before Beija put on an annoying knowing grin. “You talked to Bas yet? Or do I have to play matchmaker for you this time around?”

“Lauren wants to get with Bas? I mean...go for it. He’s nice, and I heard him and the girl he was talking to didn’t work out,” Nicole dished.

“Thanks for the info, but I got it! I’m not scared to shoot my shot,” Lauren grinned, causing the other women to laugh some more.

After getting lunch and beignets, the ladies headed back to the bus and were transported to the nail shop that Beija enjoyed going to the most when she was in the area. Over the course of about two hours, all of the ladies had gotten full manicures and pedicures, and Logan and Janiya got their nails done—all had gotten light blue nail polish to match some of their accessories for their dresses. Once they finished up a part of their primping for the next day, they headed back to the venue to see the now finished decorations.

Beija saw Sabrina waiting outside as the ladies filed out of the bus, heading towards the front of the building. The outside was already gorgeous from its natural shrubbery and flowers, and the running fountain that centered the walkway gave the outdoor aesthetics a sense of sophistication. She noticed thet the trees that surrounded the outside of the building were covered in the lights she asked for, and she grinned widely as she glanced over at Sabrina. “So, everything’s finished?” She asked.

“Pretty much. Jermaine’s already inside,” Sabrina ushered the ladies inside of the building, and they walked through the foyer before entering the main hall.

The inside of the building gave the outside a swift run for its money; what was once a grand yet empty hall was now a beautiful space filled with everything that Beija had dreamed of—the windows were now decorated with Ivory curtains that were tied back to give a beautiful view of the ‘starry’ trees that stood outside the building. The chairs were now decorated with silk covers and small bundles of white and lilac colored flowers. A single candle holder stood by each row of chairs, and Beija could only imagine what the aisle would look like when they were lit. At the altar stood a centerpiece of blue and lilac colored roses along with some elongated candle holders, and silk sashes curled around the stairwells. On the oute edges of the rows of chairs stood pedestals of white and blue flowers. “Wow...” Beija looked down and noticed the silk aisle below her.

“Now tomorrow, we’ve got blue rose petals for the flower girls so that will complete the look,” Sabrina grinned softly. “So what do you think?” She asked.

“Do I? This is perfect!” Beija laughed before she hugged Sabrina tightly. “Thank you so, so much!” She exclaimed.

“No problem at all. Once we fill this place up with people and get these candles lit, you’ll see the full effect of everything,” Sabrina said with a small smile as Jermaine made his way over to the two of them.

“Sabrina, you did a great job. This is amazing,” J commented as he looked around again, glancing upwards at the large chandelier that was already within the place—with all the decorations, however, it seemed like the cherry on top of the elegance. “Do you like it, baby?” He asked, and B nodded quickly.

“It’s perfect, everything I imagined,” Beija smiled before she wrapped her arms around his neck, smiling as he kissed her cheek softly.

“Yep, go ahead and get your kisses in because I’m about to take your girl for the night,” Lauren chimed in, and Beija laughed as she looked back at her best friend.

“Oh, of course. Remember what I said,” J playfully warned her, and Lauren waved him off.

“You know Beija wouldn’t do anything you wouldn’t do,” She gave him a look of warning herself, and he let out a small laugh.

“You right, you right. Well, have fun tonight ladies—I have no idea where these niggas gone have me at,” J pulled away from Beija before gently squeezing her hips. “I’ll see you tomorrow?”

“You definitely will,” Beija grinned at the thought; the next time she’d see Jermaine, they would be at the altar together. That was enough for her to feel nothing but a giddy sense of anxiousness.

After the girls got back to the hotel, the kids were left with Alisha, who opted out of going out on the town. Not only did Lauren have the bridal party invited to the bachelorette party, but Beija’s sister-in-laws were invited too. They all met up in Nicole’s room first, where they got dressed for the evening and pre-gamed with some of Beija’s favorite alcoholic drinks. Once they were ready, they headed downstairs to where a large party bus were waiting for them. They rode around the outskirts of the Quarter first before they were let off into the streets, and they spent time going from shops to bars, making an exciting scene wherever they went. Beija was even recognized by a couple people and in her carefree state, she took photos and selfies whenever she could.

After rolling in the streets for a while, the women returned back to the hotel to continue to festivities in Lauren’s hotel suite—with candy, popcorn, snacks, and drinks both alcoholic and not, the ladies wound down by watching some of the classic black movies that they all grew up watching. They had gotten through Waiting to Exhale and Friday before most of the women were sleeping around the room in their pajamas. The only ones up now were Lauren and Beija as they quietly joked and laughed about old times.

“Oh my God—remember Brett Wilson from junior year?” Lauren asked, and Beija groaned softly.

“Yes, Brett the playboy. Had the prettiest hazel eyes on campus,” Beija chuckled softly to herself. “I can’t believe we nearly stopped being cool over him,” She shook her head.

“I believe it. He was manipulative as hell and we were both cocky as fuck back then—I still have the bruise on my side from when we fought. You’re a heavy handed ass bitch,” Lauren shook her head before she let out a small laugh. “Oh, no—remember Charlie? Charlie Ramos?” She asked.

“Your first high school boyfriend. That was interesting watching you guys all senior year,” Beija laughed as she thought about one of their mutual friends from back in the day.

“Yes, girl—you know they both hit me up on Facebook when I posted pics from when we first got here. Oh, Beija getting married? You fuck with celebrities now, Lauren? They’re eating their hearts out and I love it,” Lauren flipped her hair as Beija let out a soft laugh.

“Wow...we’ve done a lot together, haven’t we?” Beija thought out loud. “Like...middle school drama, peuberty, periods...”

“8th grade prom, fights, drama, boyfriends...and those long summers where my mom would let me stay with you and your family,” Lauren reminisced.

“Ugh, and when Kieran had the biggest crush on you,” The two giggled as Beija grabbed her can of Sprite and downed the rest of it.

“And now...I’m your maid of honor. You’re getting married tomorrow,” Lauren chuckled softly before shaking her head. “I know I’ve been acting totally confident about the entire thing but it’s weird...I feel this weird sense of realization. I’ve watched you grow up, basically. And now you’re going through so many changes,” She rambled. “And you’re still the same ol’ BB to me. You’ve never switched up on us.”

“Well of course,” Beija laughed. “I was raised better than to leave my friends behind. We’re all doing a lot with our lives but you’re the sister I never had—you, Yana and Sara are. I can’t abandon my family,” She laid her head against Lauren’s shoulder.

“So even when Jermaine gives you like, five more kids...” Beija laughed softly as Lauren spoke. “You promise to keep in touch?” She asked.

“Yep. My babies gotta know their hot auntie,” Beija and Lauren chuckled as they kept their eyes on the television screen. “I love you, Lo. Thank you for being such a good friend to me,” B smiled as she glanced up at her.

“I love you too! And it’s not a problem, girl. You know I got your back,” Lauren grabbed the television remote before she shut the device off. “But let’s get to bed. You’ve got a big day tomorrow,” She reminded.

“I sure do,” Beija began to help Lauren clean up the area around them before they got into bed to go to sleep. Even though Beija’s body quickly succumbed to slumber, her mind was restless—this was the last night of her old life. Tomorrow night, she would begin a whole new chapter.

#j cole fanfic #j cole fanfiction #j. cole fanfic #j. cole fanfiction #j. cole ff

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shadowsong26fic · 7 years

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Random crossover headcanon/notes

So, I’m reading the latest Heralds of Valdemar book (because I love that series, and I really like Mags (the protagonist of the last several books) and it’s out or has been for a while and my lovely roommate brought it home from the library for me <3)

Anyway. Reading this book. And, as you may know if you’ve been following this blog, I have been trapped in the black hole that is Star Wars for the past year or so. And, as happens when I read a Valdemar book, thaaaaaat means a crossover/fusion!

I am seriously indebted to my roommates for letting me bounce ideas off of them and helping me fill in some of the gaps here.

Obi-Wan, naturally, is a Herald. About sixteen when Our Story begins. Already Too Old For This Shit. Gifts are Mindspeech, Empathy, and Fetching. Some extremely unreliable Foresight as well.

His Companion may or may not be Qui-Gon.

Qui-Gon may or may not be his father. And dead.

Both of these facts may actually be the case. Yay awkward reincarnation?

Alternatively, Yoda is his Companion?

Possibly his second after Qui-Gon died?

IDK, I haven’t figured that part out yet.

The important thing is, he is still very much Obi-Wan.

Padme! Padme is also a Herald, because the plot demands it—she is the Heir/Queen. Fourteen when Our Story begins. Pretty sure her only Gift is Mindspeech, but that remains to be settled.

Sabe is her Companion, of course.

She was Chosen when she was about twelve.

She is the actual trufax Queen now (ish—too young and still a Trainee; more on that later).

· Poor, poor Bail.

Bail is the son of a Councillor and grew up in Haven/at court

He’s eighteen when Our Story begins.

He’s friends with Padme. She’s like his little sister.

He tried to rein in her enthusiasm

(this doesn’t work very well)

(especially since Sabe only encourages her half the time)

He grew up being more or less groomed to take over his mother’s Council seat.

Six months ago, he became Queen’s Own.

He got rushed through all the training he didn’t have (which wasn’t much, mostly Gift stuff and bonding with Taver/Rolan/whichever) and was just officially put into full Whites.

IDK what his Gift(s) is/are.

He and Obi-Wan are bros.

There may or may not be a pretty young Healer with enchanting dark eyes he’s mooning over.

(there totally is)

Some backstory!

Six months ago, due to some unspecified tragedy (possibly a war) Padme’s parent(s) and the previous Monarch’s Own were killed.

Councilor Sheev Palpatine rose to the occasion, was named the Lord Regent because who else could be more trustworthy, and has kept the Kingdom stable during the uncertain time of the Queen’s minority.

(he will, of course, retreat with grace when the regency is over and Padme is of age/has her Whites)

(he’s just laying groundwork now)

(he plays the long game)

(he’s probably planning to repeat this process with Padme’s child)

(something like that)

That’s where things stand when Anakin turns up on the scene.

First off, Anakin does much better as a Herald than as a Jedi.

For one thing, having a Companion helps.

For another, he doesn’t have to cut all ties to his mom.

Etc., etc.

Ahsoka is his Companion.

She’s just barely old/mature enough to Choose and flounces out of Haven to go track down her Skyguy.

(meaning about ten, if I remember Valdemar canon correctly)

(she and Anakin grow up together)

(it will be adorable)

Anakin is nine, lives on the Border with his mom and Watto.

He’s, like, a tiny gladiator or something.

So ‘Soka turns up and is all ‘Hi!’

And he’s all ‘Hi!’

‘Guess what you’re a Herald now.’

‘Yay!’

‘Come on, we’re going to Haven.’

‘YAY! …wait, Mom?’

‘...uh…screw it, I can carry you both!’

(Shmi has no idea what to do with this but is somewhat alarmed)

(she and her son have been kidnapped by a horse that Ani swears is talking to him)

(Watto might still come after them and kill them)

(It’s okay Shmi everything will work out just hold tight)

Anakin, like Vanyel, has ALL OF THE GIFTS.

(unlike Vanyel, he at least acquired them naturally, not under p. much the worst possible circumstances)

(also his Healing, like, barely works, but it does exist)

He turns up in Haven all earnest and excited and eager and NO IDEA HOW TO HUMAN PROPERLY.

Because, y’know, he was a slave

And a tiny gladiator

Obi-Wan facepalms and takes the poor kid under his wing.

(wait, when did I adopt a small child?)

Anywho, at some point, Anakin gets brought to Alberich for weapons training, as you do.

(shut up timelines means nothing)

And he mentions ‘but I already know how to do this stuff’

And Alberich and Obi-Wan are like ‘what’

And he says ‘oh, yeah, Watto used to make me fight people so he and the other masters could gamble on it.’

And they’re like ‘WHAT’

‘I was really good! I even won my last fight!’

‘…kay let’s go see the Queen and Council because uhhhhhhhhhhh’

And then he meets Padme.

They’re lifebonded, of course.

But! He can grow into it and have a better grasp on how normal people, y’know, date and stuff.

So everything will go much better.

Just in general Heralds are much better at this sort of thing than Jedi are.

Anakin being a Herald solves SO MANY PROBLEMS GUYS

Uhhhhhhh, I don’t really know what happens next. Anakin’s a field Herald for a while (and he’s very good at it) until he and Padme actually get married.

He is not actually crowned King because ahahahahaha even with therapy and a better support system and a Companion and all the things that make him much more successful as a Herald than he ever was as a Jedi…no.

His title is Prince Consort

Leia is their daughter.

Luke is her Companion.

Palpatine attempts to do his Thing at some point

Possibly before Luke shows up

The goal seems to be ‘kill Padme, get named Regent again, only this time don’t leave when the Queen comes of age’

Especially because he’s banking on building the whole relationship with Anakin

And then when Anakin shuts down after Padme’s death, who else will he turn to?

Of course this won’t work in this timeline for several reasons

(most of those reasons are Ahsoka)

(and Mindhealers)

(so Anakin is much less vulnerable to Palpatine than in canon)

(especially since Anakin isn’t cut off from Shmi)

(and Shmi doesn’t die)

(also the Heralds are…better…about issues like Anakin’s than the Jedi are)

(also also Valdemar has much better defenses against this sort of thing than the Galactic Republic does sorry)

Not sure where Han and Lando fit in.

And Chewie

And the droids

Han possibly gets Chosen at some point because lol.

He is not super thrilled by this.

Also not sure about the rest of the Council, Dooku, Maul, Tarkin, Mothma, Ackbar, etc….

Most of this is focused on the prequel folks because I have to figure out how that all resolves before I send Herald Leia out into the world.

…REX HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT REX.

ETA: After discussing with one of my roommates, Rex will fill Alberich’s role as detailed above. May or may not be a Herald, have not yet decided.

Cody is around too; he’s Rex’s twin. Head of the Palace Guard.

Possibly also Fives and Tup?

Dooku is doing Something, and will eventually maim Anakin, which leads to Anakin being reassigned to Haven.

Anakin and Padme are already married at this point.

Only select members of the Heraldic Circle know.

(and Shmi)

(Anakin suggested reading Palpatine in but Padme talked him out of it)

(they wanted to be married Just In Case a) something happened to him, or b) someone tried to shove a treaty marriage down her throat; but they knew that as soon as their marriage was public, he’d be stuck in Haven and he was too useful in the field)

After Anakin recovers, he and Padme marry publicly.

He’s probably the Weaponsmaster’s Second after that.

(this is very confusing for visiting dignitaries)

I’ll probably add more if I come up with more, sooooooo....IDK watch this space?

#things shadowsong will never actually write #shadowsong writes star wars #shadowsong writes fanfic #shadowsong26fic #shadowsong writes crossovers #au outlines for the win #valdemar au

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padawansuggest · 3 years

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AU where Obi-Wan and Luke get to Vader long before he was expecting to destroy Alderaan, which is basically an incredible thing that I think would have made it hard for them to bring him back from, and instead of Obi-Wan antagonizing him and getting ghosted, they capture Vader and take him with them, because Obi-Wan has had a theory goin for the last 20 years on an idea to try. So, with the force, you can create illusions of things. I like the idea of Obi-Wan forcing Vader to not only confront Luke and Leia (he draggin that tin can back to Bail and is gonna make him pay for their Uber), by telling him that’s his kids, but also forcing him to confront the fact that Obi-Wan will never love anyone as much as he loves the child he raised. I truly believe that Obi-Wan spent his whole life past his knighting caring about no one more than Anakin, and being a sith never stopped that. So, I kinda want Obi-Wan to show him a force vision of Obi and Ani when Obi-Wan first took him in as a kiddo, just a memory of them together. A playful one where ADHD Ani wanted to get up and play, but grief-recovering Obi is tired and depressed but still loves this kid, and just yanks him onto the couch with him for a nap and some decent cuddles together while Ani complains and talks about everything in the universe he can think of till he literally talks himself to sleep and Obi just gently lays his head on that little chest to listen to Ani’s heartbeat before giving him forehead kisses and passing out too.

Mainly. I just want Vader to confront something from his childhood, something completely sugar sweet that makes everyone else go ‘wtf Vader had a loving caregiver who would cuddle him???’ And absolutely breaks Vader to the point where Ani shines through and he just says that he’s so tired of everything why can’t they go back to that??

Anyways. I just had the sudden idea of Ani using force visions of him and Obi when they were much younger as a focus point for sanity to the point where he becomes an actual asset for the rebellion and even Bail and Mon Mothma are excited to have him back and they get him out of that horrible suit and fix him up as well as they can to convince the galaxy that General Skywalker is back after such a long captivity, and that drags Rex and Ahsoka (and probably Cody too) off to find them with great caution and then excitement when they can feel Ani’s broken force signiture again and know it’s him but he’s super fragile but It’s Him.

Anyways. What I really want after that. Is Ani to say he convinced Vader to save one of the creche kids and they’re still out there, but he keeps having to send hunters out for him cause the emperor keeps using him for testing and he’s got a guy he thinks can finally nab the kid for good and it’s Grogu and Din is the one they send for him and it take them like a year to get back to them cause Din ends up Being Hunted and he refuses to give the kid up (like a lot of other bounty hunters have done when they eventually decide the kid isn’t worth it) and then Din gets there and a buuuuunch of Mandos follow behind all annoyed that their covert got found in the process and now that the rebellions problem and it’s a full ass reunion at this point.

They pick up Yoda from the swamp and get both Luke and Leia some intense Jedi training (THEY BOTH DESERVE TO BE BADASS JEDI FIGHT ME) and Grogu becomes the communal baby and Obi goes back to annoying the fuck outta Ani by calling him his twin brother, which makes BOTH of them squeak all angrily at him, and Ahsoka and Rex are sus af about Ani being back but accept that he’s using force visions from his still thriving connection to Obi to stay sane and tbh he’s mainly just planning to survive to the end of the war (tbh Obi and Ani and Yoda are only gonna survive to the end of the war, that’s really all they got in them at this point and Ani is getting more fragile from holding back the crazy at this point) and Bail survives and Obi flirts with him constantly (which Bail reciprocates much to the twins eye rolling annoyance cause ewwwwww old men flirting) and Ani is all ‘lol have you two ever acted on that constant flirting?’ And they just both go super red and look away cause ya but it was a very long time ago shut up Skywalker and it’s cute.

If Cody shows up (yes) then he immediately assigns himself as the Bail and Obi bodyguard cause these old men stupid and Bail complains but he did some crazy shit in the clone wars too okay he’s just as dumbass as the Jedi.

Also Boba and Fennec eventually show up saying they had a shitty runin with Jabba and Fortuna which lead to both of them getting dead a lil bit and having a change of heart on this whole ‘bad guy’ thing which lead to them murdering the fuck outta both of them and now they control Tatooine and whatcha gonna do about it and also can we join your ‘kill the emperor’ club we bored af so they come along for the fun too.

Who else am I missing? Caleb and Ezra? They they came with Ahsoka and Rex. Cal? Ya they found him sittin on a rock bein all Jedi and shit and were like ‘damn, that’s a baby. Anyone gonna adopt that?’ And like ten Mandos fought for the honor of being his new parent. Kam? They find him when they have their showdown with Palpy and Luke is all ‘I’m gonna train him’ and everyone lived happily every after. Except Obi and Ani and Yoda who become young force ghosts and annoy everyone forever now. Thanks.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #clone wars #anakin skywalker #captain rex #commander cody #ahsoka tano #post clone wars #bail organa #bailobi

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