#and by time I mean 90 minutes

[thedaughterofkings]

It's Spatort Day!

If you have no interest in pretty, sad, quite messed up German cops, blacklist any of the following tags: Tatort, Tatort Saarbrücken, Spatort

#lessa says #lessa watches spatort #it's the most wonderful time of the year #and by time I mean 90 minutes #because that's all we get #one episode of 90 minutes once a year #(I just realised that this is worse than Sherlock) #so yeah #prepare for lots of German from me today #tatort #tatort saarbrücken #spatort

[camgirlkaminari]

shy guy on the phone: yeah hey toad? there's a guy...yeah. yeah with a mustache. no the other one. haha yeah, no i know. anyway can you send someone over? this guy's gotta get rescued soon before the.. yeah haha before the koopas start crying. yeah. oh uhhh... does now work? no like NOW now. it's kind of an emergency. haha thanks. see you soon. love you

#bowser and luigi do this sometimes #its part of it. for them #the war i mean #its a whole thing #anyway #bowuigi supremacy etc etc #i think it would be very funny if nintendo pulled a bait and switch and mario was in the movie like .08% of the time #and the rest of it was just these two perverts running around a hot castle for 90 minutes #and peach can be there too. as a treat #mario movie #bowser #luigi #bowuigi #evil art #this is the opposite concept of the mcmater divorce comic. but the execution is identical. and its because i have no range #so anyway now that i got this out of my system i wont rot from the inside out and i can rest. good night #oh uh. also: click through. the resolution is absolutely bananas on this bad boy #bye for real now #mustache torture #super mario brothers

[jimmyspades]

The season 4 premiere of Boston Legal is like psychological terrorism. Alan being begged to have a baby. Word salad. Sex in an elevator TWICE. Shirley/Denny moment that makes me sob. Infidelity. The arrival of Carl. Guys looking at each others’ dicks. Alan saying his penis has been a bad boy. Carl’s hair. One of the greatest guest appearances on the show by Craig muMs Grant. Alan calls himself fat. He wears a dress just for fun. Big dance number. I feel like I’m being hit with baseball bats the entire episode.

#‘what is this show about’ yes❤️ #boston legal #there’s great lighting in two different scene that makes his eyelashes look so blond and long #james is alan alan is james so of course he always looks like himself. but sometimes he looks so… him #yk what I mean. the smallest expression and it suddenly reminds me of crash of all things. or something he did in SLV or pretty in pink #idk why it’s so hard to explain. or it’s not but it sounds silly I don’t know. he’s just so strikingly handsome in vastly different ways #at different times in his life #movies are easy to compare of course jim is always doing little jim things in his 90 minute films #but alan is so fleshed out I’ve seen alan more than I’ve seen all the others combined except perhaps red #but I have the same feeling with red! they’re separate almost. it’s almost a shock when I see james spader in their eyes… #anyway um. season 4 already making me INSANE this time yay :)

[andthebeanstalk]

It's difficult to describe growing up my entire life thinking my copy of All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 was in fact simply All Dogs Go To Heaven.

The last thing I remember from this property was watching An All Dogs Christmas Carol.

I have located the first movie, which I have never seen.

THE TONE SHIFT. IS. RATHER JARRING, FOLKS.

Imagine if you always thought that The Secret of Nimh 2 was the actual movie The Secret of Nimh... and then one day you saw the original.

#original #all dogs go to heaven #don bluth #dom deluise #what the FUCK is going on?? did this dog jusf a #*did this dog just ADOPT A HUMAN CHILD #I'll be honest I'm skimming because I'm afraid of getting too sad right before bed. #it is by its nature about dogs dying so #but also it about HELL maybe #so #I mean so is the 2nd one but there were some weird 90s animated animal sequel Vibes that are a different flavor to this #this is like some secret of nimh shit. don bluth you old rascal you! #as I remember at the original secret of nimh is a super dark intense SCARY animated kids movie that I grew up on and have fond feelings on #and the sequel to this chilling tale of animal experimentation and mutation and torture and magic... #a big ol' MUSICAL with funny animal friends! - mind you it has been a minute... #the secret of nimh #secret of nimh #I remember the animation being fucking beautiful. I'll have to check it out again. #okay great [sarcasm] it's time for some racist animation bc ofc it is. skipping ahead to cat satan.... #oh jesus even on fast forward this is very bad #this dog is her dad i giess #*i guess #that's fine. i mean he's a bad father but #is Charlie a fucking mob boss what is happening i skipped too far ahead i will watch it thru later the edibles haaave hit #omg charlie is a terrible father #unrelated but the way they animate this anthro dog in this movie would have turned me into a furry for sure if i had seen it as a kid #which if anything is a missed opportunity. I'd probably be a better artist if i was! someday they'll accept my application...😤 #these dogs are gay

[noisbat]

wait i just realised the new clip is from episode one??? how are we supposed to survive this. i know they tried to warn us but i just didn’t listen

#i had to pause a 90 second clip four times to cry. #what am i meant to do with 90 minutes good god #our flag means death #ofmd #🥤 #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 spoilers

[cannibal-of-god]

why can people be so mean?

#sitting here crying over an incident that happened 90 minutes ago #and it's stupid and inconsequential to still be upset about but #why? #why does anger have to be such a scary and mean emotion? #why do people have to take out their anger in rage filled voices? #lord knows im no saint at all but i try to get through my days and be pleasant to everyone around me #and i have my bad days all the time and i do snap and take my own anger out on others #im too fragile and hypocritical

[skrunksthatwunk]

i just finished saw v and i don't have high hopes for the rest of the franchise (based on what ive heard) but im in too deep to stop now

#no i haven't enjoyed the last two no i don't expect to get much out of the next five or so movies. but i need to know. #i guess saw v mightve suffered bc i watched it basically immediately after iv #something i didnt do with any of the others #but i was told v was one of the good ones so i was looking forward to it. i dont think it was burnout yknow #but uh. i didn't like it. i think i liked iv more honestly. strahm and hoffman do absolutely nothing for me #i liked the traps. that was it though #it felt so pointless and empty. it was the first one where i genuinely wondered why they made it. why did they decide to keep going with #this. i think ii and iv both function more/better as setup for their following films but like. at least iii was pretty good yknow #like both amanda and hoffman's accomplicing feels kinda retconned in but at least amanda's an interesting character #what does hoffman have. what does strahm have. nothing. and no i don't think they have much in the way of homoeroticism either. #i don't tend to be so negative and im sorry if someone goes in the saw tags and feels bad about me talking shit about something they like #because i know that doesn't feel good. honestly i'd love to hear why people like v. maybe it'll change my opinion of it if i look at it a #different way yknow? but for now im just annoyed by it. iv was engaging in the moment but very forgettable #i liked riggs well enough but we barely learned a thing about him. he wasn't a deep character at all and i think that's a shame #but v was just a paperwork-based cat and mouse chase. 90 minutes and it still felt like they were wasting my time #why did strahm go to the old trap locations? i don't think he found anything out there. likr it was just a framing device for the flashback #but he didn't actually have a reason to go there. waste of my time #not an original critique im sure but saw ii on seems to be more focused on scale and layers of shit (i.e. having two games going at once) #than using the traps to examine the characters. i mean you go from two guys in a bathroom for a couple hours #learning about who they are gradually at a slow pace vs like 8 people in a house plus cop stuff plus 90 second traps of dubious fairness #hoffman has no real relationship with kramer (unlike amanda) and basically everyone who'd been following jigsaw is dead and so are jigsaw #and (presumably) amanda. what am i supposed to be here for? the vague outline of a saw trap? the type of torture happening? #im not even opposed to that per se but frankly the more they focus on the cops surrounding this shit the less fun it is #why are you making all the traps like 15 seconds long and tied to characters who aren't the primary focus. it's saw #ughh i miss adam. i miss amanda. hell i miss kramer and he was pretty present in this one (flashbackwise) #whateverrr. anyway that poll comparing chainshippng shotgunnshippng and coffinshippng where shotgun was last? lesbophobic. #im only half joking about that. im sure ppl have their reasons for coffin but i also think it's the tendency fandom bias for “two white guy #ships. but hey maybe vi and onwards will add more context to that that'll make me reconsider. i mean i wouldn't have liked the amanda #accomplice thing That much if i'd only seen ii. i think iii really makes it mesh better and it leads to fun character stuff #(though i still think i would've liked it more bc like. amanda was always grateful to jigsaw right? again hoffman comes outta nowhere)

[akkivee]

a hell quiz ffr

#this is vee speaking #it took me three tries lol #the first time i ran out the clock waiting for music to play LOL #the second time the webpage crashed as i got to song 90 🙃 #i wanted to give up then but decided to be stubborn lol #AND I TOTALLY COULD HAVE GOTTEN 100% WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS AT NOT IN #AND SINCE WHEN IS IT AND LIKE ACTUAL AND???????????? #the last song i missed i literally had the correct title except the number i wanna cry lmao #i’m also a very slow typer lol!!!!! i rely a lot on autosuggest to finish my words so i was so stressed with only 20 minutes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #hellish quiz lol if it updates to include rhyme anima s2 i will not be participating lmao

[squippites]

Hot take: teens who dislike be more chill because its “cringey” are just mad because bmc calls out all the dumb shit they do.

#i mean think about it #bmc is bad cause jeremy is perverted they say #you mean youve never seen a teenage boys sex drive? #the characters are shallow they say #did you even watch the musical? #theres an entire song dedicated to the characters NOT BEING SHALLOW #i swear its like people can’t comprehend that there are underlying meanings to things #bmc is annoying they say #dear teen who doesnt like bmc- youre saying that youre not also obnoxious 90% of the time? #you say that the smartphone hour is bad because it shows that girls are shallow for spreading gossip #first of all- theyre dressed as girls because all the guys in the cast are not meant to be seen #and second- you ever spent five minutes on tiktok? theres gossip everywhere #the reason teens call bmc cringe is because it throws all the cringe things teens do right back at their faces #be more chill #bmc musical #bmc broadway #boyf riends #bmc london #bmc #michael mell #jeremy heere #broadway #musicals #tldr- we should let people enjoy what they enjoy and not be afriad to embrace ourselves

[mingot-studios]

i really wanna go see the fnaf movie but I don't wanna go alone but my mom doesn't like horror but she knows about the lore and stuff and my dad likes horror but knows nothing about fnaf lore

im screwed!

#if i go with my dad i know its gonna be hella awkward #What am i gonna do?? #i cant go alone #i mean i can #but i NEED someone in my imideiate vicinity to talk about it with #ut my mom wont go see it #and its gonna be really awakward if i go with my dad #fnaf movie #my stuff #vent #spiral post #downward spiral #also theres is the possibility of it being bad and I end up wasting 90 minutes of my slowly depleting lifespan #AWERTYUKIUYTRESW #$%^&U #Damn you pms! #WHy must you affect me at the worst times?! #fnaf

[akumanoken]

you know that feel when your feel like 💢=3= and you don't know why and then you realize that while you were vibing the melatonin kicked in and you're just a sleepy baby that's why you're unreasonably agitated though you were literally vibing and thriving...

#it's been 90 minutes so I guess my brain was tired of being used when it got tired LOL #which I guess means it's time to head to bed #love you guys take care of yourselves imma pass out hopefully

[chordsykat]

So basically what you're saying is that you ship St. Cecilia with all your girls except Sparkles? Is that what you're saying? Because I approve! 😂💖 (Gointothevvater)

Hold the phone...

Who says I don’t ship her with Sparkles, too? :D

#i mean #she's quite affectionate #and we already know cherry's had a series of threeways with st. cecilia #i imagine nita's ended up seeking out her company more than a few times at various events #industry parties aren't her thing and she'd rather have a buddy on her arm the whole time #caj probably tried to pick her up for a romp with the ever been with a danish knight line #and of course st. cecilia would have to relay her unfortunate decision to date lars ulrich in the 90's for a minute #that's a lot of information #thanks for coming to my TED talk #my art #mtl #mtl oc

[icewindandboringhorror]

Daily Log 9

Trying out (probably just temporarily) making short daily-ish notes about things, in an attempt to see if it helps me be more reflective or productive lol.

Activities: Worked on the previously mentioned tapestry style painting thing for like 5-6 hours today (with a few breaks in between), and that's just for the border around the main picture lol.. I think all the little sections and detail always take longer than I think they might. But hopefully the final product will look interesting! :0

I feel like I'm entering another Sick Phase where I just am weird/ill/sleepy/having joint pains much of the day (probably some vitamin deficiencies or hormone imbalances or general bodily inflammation or whatever nonsense seems to randomly pop up from time to time lol), so couldn't focus on anything more intensive like writing or editing videos, unfortunately. It's good to have smaller crafts I can do that don't take much mental effort and are just menial hand tasks (like carving, painting, sculpting, etc.), but I still always feel frustrated falling behind on the things I see as much more broadly significant to my overall life and potential career (making games, writing, finishing videos, socializing, costumes, etc.)

Organized my desk a little. Responded to some doctor emails. Paid bills.

Planned out something I might make with pressed flowers tomorrow.

Edited like 4 costume photos.

Also have a lingering sense of dread due to the weather. The heat often makes me feel terrible, and if I'm already in kind of a Bad Phase at the moment, I'm afraid of it making it even worse... stimky..

Which I know these temperatures are nothing to some people but.. to me... aUGHHHH... I am abnormally heat sensitive + live in a dinky old apartment with no ventilation that gets direct sun the hottest part of the day.. on a 90F day outside, it literally gets about 84F inside.. like.. even people who love the heat I feel like would struggle to sleep at night if their bed is 85F lol... hewwo.. You can spray yourself down with water, drink ice water, put a fan on yourself, etc. etc. but.. sometimes it just feels so oppressive and inescapable..

ANYWAY. Aside from painting, feeling weird, and dreading the upcoming heat/contemplating my entire life and how to get enough money to move to a different climate somehow one day/existential exhaustion/etc., I didn't accomplish very much lol

Spent maybe 30 minutes thinking about a little more worldbuilding stuff, and some things in reference to the game I mentioned resuming work on at some point.

Notable sights: The clouds were really pretty and pastel this afternoon, and some stars are visible in the sky for once since the nights are beginning to be clearer. The 'forget me not' flowers that I thought had died after transplanting actually seemed to be perked up and healthy looking today, and perhaps may actually survive. >:3

Goals moving forward: Do new poll adventure post. focus on social activities, finding new friends in the places I want to move, communicating with the ones I have. Physical therapy exercises. Finish and upload videos, edit costume pictures & etc. Do the new costumes I've planned. MAKE SCULPTURES at some point, I miss them.

Notable foods: Not much, kind of a warm day so didn't really want to use the oven. No idea how I'll handle the diet I've been put on by my doctors (involves usually cooking all food fresh, using the stove a lot, nothing is supposed to be canned or processed or premade, so that eliminates a lot of 'quick easy simple warm weather' meals, etc. etc.) during the heatwave. I might just have to break the diet a little and hope it doesn't give me stomach pains while I'm already hot and feeling sick lol..

I did have a boiled egg with some green onions on top, which is very simple but was refreshing somehow lol. Another ice cold ginger ale treat today, and some cold prune juice (which I know most people find gross/it's an old person food/etc., but I like that it's a smooth textured and not very sweet juice? Like it's slightly thicker than apple juice, has a lightly bitter taste, etc. I just find it nice for some reason. More evidence I am secretly an 85 year old wizard)

#why can't it be global cooling instead of global warming.. what if everything was just ice and I was comfortable and happy all year around #heat also sometimes gives me like a.. mild situational claustrophobia (like not a place that you are confined in/can't escape #but more an environmental factor that's all consuming. Like when there's fires and smoke fills the sky for days and it's like no matter #where you are you could never get away from it unless you're locked inside shut off from the entire world. if you need a breath #of fresh air or are feeling too confined you no longer have the option of going outside. it's all toxic. etc.) #Or like part of why I hate long car rides is for that reason. If I'm 3 hours away from home there is no way for me to get home #other than to ride 3 hours back. If I suddenly decided I really would rather be home I could not get home quickly. the 3 hours #to get home is an inescapable barrier. No matter how sick I started feeling or how bad things are and how much I wish I was comfortable #and safe at home - the only way to get there is to get there. you knowwhat I mean lol? I can't just be home in 20 minutes #it's a 3 hour ride or nothing. etc. etc. Like if you're on a ship in the middle of the ocean and suddenly just desperately decided you need #to be back on land. there isn't anything you can do. nothing will get you back on land but to stay on the ship and travel the hours it take #to get there. there's no quick exit. No way out that isn't doing the thing you already really don't want to be doing anymore (being in a ca #r or being in a ocean or etc. No alternative route but to just suffer the situation longer). idk.. if that makes sense?? #so with the heat sometimes it's like.. it's hot INSIDE and it's hot OUTSIDE and it's hot everywhere you go theres no escape #from it and nothing you can do but just.. be hot. no matter how desperate you are to just BE COLD even for a few minutes #you simply don't have the option. The only way to get cool again is to just wait out the hot weather. You can yearn for the feeling of a #cool breeze all you want but abdolutely nothing will get you colder than just to be miserable in place and wait for the passage of time. #I always get that feeling in the summer like after five 90+F degree days in a row you're like AAAAAAAAAA #JUST AN ESCAPE JUST A QUICK ESCAPE DEAR LORD ' and then 5 minutes later like 'hee he. no its fine. haha. im actually so okay #with my situation i am coping.' short bursts of heat induced frantic anxiety with some resigned calm in between ghjgj #ANYWAY. yes every year I complain about the same thing. I am a hater and a complainer first and foremost ggh.. I love to be honest and #express my thoughts and opinions. I think way too many people are so reserved and repress everything for the sake of like social etiquitte #or personal insecurity (like owrrying they're being annoying or talking too much or that novody cares what they say etc.) #and then that ends up causing passive agression and communication issues and resentments that boil under the surface for years because they #re never adequately expressed. I don't think complaining is an inherently negative thing and it's weird to me that people react so #like it's some sort of moral thing to be against it. Like of course within reason. don't complain to the point that you appreciate #none of the good things around you or like where you start bullying people or something. but broadly speaking. being able to express your #concerns and thoughts in small bursts easily and openly and release some of that tension is better than just holding onto it all and having #it come out larger later or making you internally miserable or etc.. ANYWAY.. yeaghh.. hate heat.. hopefully done with painting soon.etc. #daily log

[crowley-the-1-true-king-of-hell]

Before we saw Crowley's demon eyes, someone had the theory that the crossroads demon, Dean made a deal with in "All Hell Breaks Loose" 2x21 and 2x22 was actually Crowley

Honestly? I don't blame them for thinking that. The actress would make a great pre human blood lady!Crowley. Remember that this theory was before we knew that Crowley's demon eyes have black pupils in the middle of the red, whereas her eyes don't

Marnie makes a great post human blood lady!Crowley

#Crowley Spn #Still prefer Mark Sheppard #But I think they would be able to do Mark proud #I prefer guy Crowley because I'm het #But I have an open mind to any gender who can do Crowley justice #If that means a woman then so be it #Besides Mark Crowley has 70 episodes and 12 movies worth of Spn screentime to shine #Supernatural #Mark Sheppard #Ona Grauer #Marnie Spn #This is if Mark doesn't want to be Crowley ever again #Then they should at least attempt to see if there are any other actors or actresses who can impress us #Mark defines Crowley but that doesn't mean he is the only actor in the entire world who can play a believable Crowley #Statistically speaking would he really be the only actor ever to play a Crowley we enjoy seeing on screen #I just want The Winchester director and producer to keep an open mind even if Mark doesn't want to return #I also want Crowley fans to have an open mind #by 12 movies that means how much time he got on the show if we assume a movie is 90 minutes long and not like an actual movie

[todayisafridaynight]

absolutely losing it over the fact that over the course of nine games daigo’s only in the franchise for about as long as mine was

#snap chats #LIKE I JOKE HOW LITTLE HE'S ACTUALLY IN THE GAMES BUT JESUS I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS THIS LITTLE #wait let me explain #i mean specifically his cinematic cutscenes + his substories in 0 and dead souls #someone posted a mega compilation of all his cutscenes on japanese youtube and i howled #it's ironic as all hell that the game he shows up the most in is the one where he's reportedly missing 90% of the time LMAO #how the fuck does that happen #like he shows up just over 50% more in 5 compared to the other titles #they're both in this series for less than a whole hour that's hilarious #mine's only in the franchise less by like two minutes #anyway now im thinking if i should still make my daigo megacomp since this video exists #though i guess an english version wouldn't hurt #idk that's plans for another week

[chanoeys]

Admittedly, I cry pretty easily at stuff, but still…

The Last of Us, boy I cried like a baby. I was full out sobbing.

Everyone should watch that episode.

#I know nothing right so I was SO unprepared #I figured Ellie and Joel would set me off at some point but THIS EPISODE #I teared up at the piano #and then the ‘older means we’re still here’ got me #it’s like the beginning of up but they made it 90 minutes and I was not okay #they didn’t have to give so much time to ‘b’ characters but they did and it was just phenomenal