#and bulma would be like

[flannelepicurean]

Boxer Briefs

i want a weird AU situation where bulma is in an outer space polycule with vegeta and raditz and there's an oops, i'm pregnant, and it turns out raditz is the daditz, and they name the baby boxer.

i want an oversized, almost-carbon-copy of goku but with floppy-fluffy blue hair grabbed onto some general top-floor level of raditz and them running fucking WILD through a space station because boxer was like, "DAAAAAD! SAVE ME!" with the biggest "i done did somethin' wrong" grin on his face, and daditz was like, "U GOT IT, SON," and they fuckin' cheesed it, screaming at the top of their lungs.

i want bulma and vegeta just shaking their heads in the wake of this nonsense like, "i don't get why he's like this, i literally just asked what he wanted for breakfast, omg, he's never gonna be able to focus for training..."

i want boxer to have all of the chaotic himbo energy of his paternal line and the mental acuity and curiosity of his mom, i want him to be FILLED with ADHD and built tough, boy-eeeeee, and i want him and raditz to act like two working dogs in a room where a dozen cans of tennis balls just fell over, every goddamn chance they get. i want him to LOOK like a boxer. and just...bounce around, all the goddamn time. smiling. because he's loved.

and even though vegeta gets overstimulated as hell around him, he loves that derpy goblin child, and seeing raditz so happy all the time makes HIM feel really good, too.

i just need that right now.

#fic idea #oc idea #boxer briefs #daditz #vegebulitz #dbz au #god raditz would be so cute about it #especially the name #like #BOXER #YEAH #he's gonna have a mean left hook #and bulma would be like #okay interesting #you're probably right #totally unsure what that has to do with this well established family name tho? #great grand uncle boxer was a marvelous engineering mind #he looks a lot like goku #but he big #and got some briefs family hair stuff going on #and they have fun #i just #i need this #for mental health reasons

[saiyanmazen]

Inspired by @saspas-library-of-craziness

#i would also like to be in his personal space #vegeta #bulma #vegebul #dbz shitpost #dragon ball z #bulma vegeta

[biscuit-munchies]

Foul Ball

#dragon ball #db #dbs #dbz #yamcha #yamucha #ahhHAHAHha #was inspired by that one baseball blooper with sean murphy #the crowd went BONKERS on this taitans v (whoever) here #you know damn well the video was on trending on db internet for like a week straight #vegeta andd or bulma would NEVER let him live this down #yamcha would be so mortified #dragon ball super

[fabuloustrash05]

Vegeta, panicking: This is bad! This is REALLY bad!!

Piccolo: What’s wrong?

Vegeta: I kissed Bulma!

Piccolo: Woah… I owe Goku so much money…

#I headcanon that during the 3 year gap Goku and Piccolo theorized who would make the first move: Vegeta or Bulma #Piccolo believed it would be Bulma because they know how forward she is and how Vegeta doesn’t seem like the type of guy to flirt #But to Piccolo’s surprise Goku was confident that Vegeta would actually make the first move #they got into an argument and ended up making a bet #incorrect dbz quotes #incorrect dragon ball quotes #source: regular show #dragon ball #dragon ball z #dbz #piccolo #dbz piccolo #vegeta #dbz vegeta #prince vegeta iv #goku #dbz goku #son goku #kakarot #bulma #dbz bulma #bulma briefs #Vegebul #vegeta x bulma #bulma x vegeta #dbz 3 year gap

[tobiasdrake]

*ahem*

Vegeta Briefs. *pulls the pin and runs*

#dragon ball #vegeta #bulma #no cause like #people often call her bulma briefs #because her father is dr briefs #but that's not a thing #there is no such person as bulma briefs #bulma doesn't have a last name #most people in dragon ball world don't #briefs is just her dad's name #and he has a doctorate #so he's dr briefs #so in order to be vegeta briefs #a man who already does not have a last name #would have to not only take bulma's name in the marriage #but for no explicable reason take her father's name instead

[allseeinganalyst]

PLEASE TALK MORE ABOUT GOBUL I LOVE THEM TO PIECES OH MY GOD...

Sure!

I really *like* Goku x Bulma. I think there is a very sweet “childhood friends to lovers” aspect behind them, and Bulma shows a lot of concern and love for him as a friend that I think translates into more quite easily.

To be clear I’m NOT on the Chi-Chi hate train, because I think there are valid af reasons for her acting the way she does because of who she is as a person. There are times when she is annoying, yes, but these are exaggerated and flanderized to stupid levels by “fans” (and also by the show itself from time to time — the Cell Games arc springs to mind).

The thing is, I think because of who Bulma is, these things would just… not be present. Chi-Chi needs Goku to work and her kids to study because that’s the idyllic family life she wants and you do need to work to make money to live, even in the weird, quasi-feudal world of Dragon Ball.

But that problem… doesn’t exist for Bulma. She’s like…Tony Stark. She’s heir and later president of Capsule Corp, she’s the richest woman on the planet. Vegeta doesn’t work or do chores, why would he? So… Goku would be free to live the life he wants AND live it with his lifelong friend. I don’t remember it being mentioned that she’s an incredible cook for him like Chi-Chi, but who cares, she’ll just hire fuckin’ Dragon Ball Gordon Ramsay to cook for him every night. Or she’ll build a robot that can do it. She’s Bulma, she’ll manage.

I also think Goku would be affectionate back to her. First off, he does like spending time with his wife in canon and gets a little sweet with her, so Super’s odd notion that he doesn’t know what kissing is aside, I think we can assume he can be affectionate. Maybe not MASSIVELY so, but he can be.

Secondly moments with that are often undercut with Chi-Chi being angry for comedic reasons. See the Flanderization of her character I mentioned above. And while I do think that’s still going to happen with Bulma—she can whine rant and bitch with the best of ‘em and I love her so much for it — there’s going to be… less of that? To a degree? Goku coming in from training will probably be met with a “GO SHOWER, YOU STINK” but there likely won’t be too much upset about mud or setting a bad example for his son. She’ll watch him go and admire how hot her husband looks.

That brings me to the main reason I like to muse about this pairing — in Dragon Ball, when couples hook up, they have kids. Every major main character couple has done it. So obviously “Gohan” would be born to Bulma.

See, after Bulma, Trunks is my favourite Dragon Ball character. Specifically his future self, but I liked grown up GT Trunks too (in theory)… so thinking about the character that would replace him gets me thinking…

I’m imaging a son (though a Daughter would be cool AF but anyway…) and I like to think they’d be called a play on “Fundoshi” (traditional Japanese Underwear) or “Mawashi” (Sumo Wrestler Underwear) or something that blends the Asian Mythology from Goku with the Underwear theming of Bulma… or we could just call him “Singlet” or hell… maybe he’s just “Trunks”— I think it’s obvious Bulma isn’t that interested in letting her husbands name their kids (see Super with Bulla/Bra).

And he fundamentally changes just about every part of DBZ and Super when you think about it. Namek especially. But all of it. And you gotta think while the kid WILL have a study program it’s gonna be so different to Chi-Chi’s “HIT THE BOOKS” approach, and Bulma would for sure be like:

“Huh? What? Yeah sure sweetie, go train with Dad. Mom needs to finish fixing this perpetual energy generator. Here, actually, take the radar and tell Dad he needs to bring me the Dragon Balls! Call it a boys day out! Father-Son bonding!… Mamma needs a facelift anyway…”

It’s that. That gets me. That question: “What would be different about this series of Bulma and Goku had a kid instead of Gohan existing?”

I’ll spare you my thoughts on that but basically I think Bulma and Goku would make not just a cute, but very interesting couple narratively.

#GoBul isn’t my favourite ship #lol that would be Bulma x ME #I’m joking I’m joking #but I do like talking about Dragon Ball #and Bulma. I love talking about Bulma. #Ask the Analyst #GoBul

[betaruga]

I don’t know if I’ve ever drawn DB GT Bra/Bulla before but if I did she was never anywhere NEAR this wholesome LOL

#bulla #dbgt #dbz #betaruga-art #the arm she's clinging to looks like Uub's but belongs to a buddy's OC :3 #detail shot of a gift for them #to be honest I don't think a daughter Bulma or Vegeta would raise could ever be this sweet LMAOOO #not to mention loaded #she's a bratty spitfire in GT

[bruttomisandro]

Dragon Ball fandom that read super, why the fuck Goku and Vegeta trains for two/ almost three years non stop without visiting family once? I was shocked reading superhero, that was so unnecessary

#son family #dragon ball #dragon ball super #also quality writing is even worse than usual i am sorry wtf means freezer randomically closing an arc like that #granolah is perfect through #also bardock wishing for both his sons to strive #raditz did really strived... #and people complained about gt #also moro arc was so boring but he was indeed a cool villain #dbs has interesting and cool concepts #tbh i know why goku and vegeta dissapear for 2 years half #so goten and trunks can be the heroes #that is cute but dont need to be THREE YEARS #just them training on whis planet and since they need him to teleport #or maybe they dont anymore? #feel bad for pan #and bulla #trunks goten bulma chichi and gohan are used to their insanity #end rants #tbh is okay i just have to accept they are bad patriarch #but for me isnt that the issue IS THE STORY ITSELF NOT AKNOWLEDGING #people would call it realistic #and yeah this is why i hate it seeing pan being sad and then everything okah because my grandpa was the same always forgetting me

[risingsouls]

⬆ This woman actively boycotts Naughty Dragon because she refuses to allow CC to corner every market with their products.

Shop small for your dildos and vibrators, folks.

#:: nabooru ☀ #.:dash commentary:. #.:crack:. #ish lmao #she absolutely would #the minute she hears bulma and by extension capsule corp has now gone into the sex toy business #she's gonna rebel #it's bad enough you can't escape CC in like every other market #so she's gonna rebel and buy her toys from smaller retailers ✊✊ #tho tbh i do see her being a more shop small type person #partially because of her background and partially from learning how capitalism REALLY works #through the frieza force and living on earth #she wants to help the little people over big corps and stuff

[sysig]

What are some rare characters you love that you think people don’t draw or write about enough

Do Max and Dex count I love them and I feel like I'm approximately 80% of the Helix fandom rn lol

Doug Peterson and Russ Frushtick from Law Abiding Citizen - the fandom has gotten real quiet over time but I still love them so much ♥ There's a lot you can read into or leave silly with their dynamic, I still wholeheartedly recommend the emerge, transformed series as one of my favourite interpretations of Russ especially 💕

The Editor from Jazzpunk - he's just a silly little guy! It's honestly such a shame that he's only really in the last chapter, I would love to see him explored more, he's the worst ♪

Tatsumi Souichi from Koisuru Boukun - genuinely one of my all-time favourite characters, and The Only Good Tsundere as far as I'm concerned lol. I'm gonna write about him! I've got my fanfic and video essay sitting in my drafts, but like agh!! He's so interesting!!! So beautifully flawed - he's internally consistent which is my Favourite - and watching him grow and change while still being himself over literal years has been a truly unparalleled experience as a reader 💖

Luke Wigglebig and Florette from Pajama Sam: You Are What You Eat From Your Head To Your Feet - I joked before about being the only person on the internet who ships them but like, I'm pretty sure that's actually true lol. Even just more fanart of them by themselves would make me happy, they're so cute!! Especially Luke, his design is adorable

And then probably a more well-known one but I haven't been following his fandom popularity lately haha, Fai D. Flowrite from Tsubasa - him, Nova, and Watanuki move in and out of being my CLAMP faves, though Fai is probably the most complex of the three of them. And he's a trash man! A garbage fire of a wizard ♥ I love him

#This also made me realize I didn't have a Jazzpunk link in my taglist over on Drabbles lol - fixed now! #And also that I apparently have a fairly wide margin for ''Characters who I want to see more of'' and ''Characters I want to make more of'' #How rare are we talking here 'cause uhhh #If you wanna get into fancharacters/OCs/etc. I have perhaps Too Many of those as well lol #That's literally the only reason Max and Dex are a strikethrough because otherwise 10000% #And y'already know about my big feelings towards many others - I wouldn't have a whole Vargas blog if not lol #I have other OC faves as well :D Cheerybot jumps out to me haha #As well as when smol shares her characters with me <3 #There was this one story that I was told by an artist as context for a commission and I was enthralled but never followed up on - a shame! #I ended up making a little extra art out of inspiration haha ♪ #Anyway lol - these are just the ones that immediately spring to mind since I've drawn them :D #I almost certainly have more who just haven't made it to my paper yet lol #Not enough girls in this list - tossing in Wendy (and Jennifer) from Rule of Rose as well ♥ #I could probably talk about several of these at even further length lol - I already have for some! #There's also specific dynamics I rarely see - my favourite rarepairs are probably Krillin/Vegeta(/Bulma/18) and Thranduil/Bilbo lol #There is too little appreciation for polyships!! So many of my faves have two hands!! #And to be fair Nova is probably rarer than Fai - there's definitely not enough fanfic about her dynamic with Hikaru! #I kept almost including other faves but I was like No Wait this about rare characters lol #I'm delighted to see all of my faves! But I would doubly so to see these get the love they deserve hehe <3 #Can you tell that I really enjoy ahem Interesting Personalities lol #All my faves are disasters I love them <3

[april-doodles]

Tonight I give you a highly fanonized Raditz sketch. Tomorrow? Who knows…

#my art #sketch(?) #colored sketch #dbz Raditz #but he is Highly Fanonized (aka glasses and gay hdshdh) #the glasses are prescription !! Gohan can’t be the only one who can’t see #also *likes a character* *transgenderfication beam* #it’s what he deserves /lovingly #Oh also I gave him dark green eyes via my saiyan headcanon that they just have REALLY dark iris shades #Cuz theres NO WAY Vegeta’s BLACK eyes would be underpowered by Bulma’s BLUE eyes the Punnett squares don’t add up :/ #ANYWAYS Raditz moment 💙

[supergito]

i wish more people (read: vegebul fans who think their marriage is "perfect") talked about bulma's casual racism towards the saiyans. especially since she herself is married to one...and has kids that are half saiyan....

inb4 someone says "dbz kakarot just added this in" - she directly insults vegeta as being a "thickheaded ape" post namek saga in the anime too, so it's *not* like this behavior from her is new.

#dragon ball #bulma #saiyans #fandom discourse #( whats esp egregious abt this is that vegeta just LETS her say shit like that ) #( like sorry but i think vegeta; whos full of pride towards his race & of being a saiyan ) #( would *ic* take issue with anyone; even his ''wife''; calling him unintelligent because of his blood ) #( like he obv didnt like being called a monkey by frieza & his goons. he was subjected to that & ) #( overall being a slave for DECADES btw; just as a reminder. he would not switch up from that )

[andrew-the-lego-maniac-mandrew]

After seeing Yamcha use Nunchucks twice ever I now wanna see a DragonBall game where they incorporate them into his moveset.

#Like imagine if in DBFZ 2 he has nunchucks as a part of one of his specials #it'd be rad as hell #no one but me and like 5 other people would get the reference but itd be sick as hell #Yamcha #Dragonball #Dragon Ball #Dragonball curse of the blood rubies #I just watched that movie and it prompted me to make this post on both twitter and tumblr lmao #Bulma #Launch #theyre in the second pic so they get tagged #sadly generic soldier goon doesnt have a name so I cannot tag him #but he deserves acknowledgement regardless #DB

[hopefromadoomedtimeline]

The number one way to piss off Trunks is to insult Bulma or Gohan in practically any fashion. 

#headcanon tag pending #// i was gonna say his versions of them but no #// he feels very strongly towards them and is protective of them both even if they'd feel like he needs to chill #// he cares about them so much #// unfortunately this means if someone were to (rightfully) call out bulma for her selfish actions trunks would try to defend her #// same with Gohan and his lack of passion for being a fighter #// Vegeta's pretty much free game in that he won't get upset if you insult him but he won't insult his dad either

[animangalover-writes]

I miss when shipping in fandom was like the wild west. Rare pair and crack ship galore.

#its cool to see fandom all agree on certain ships #but i miss when you would look a show up and get random ass ships pop up #or when you would watch a show and see characters interact like once #and then be like 'this is my otp now' #i think thats one reason i love vegeta and bulma so much #is cause they were literally a random ass crack ship that became canon #and their dynamic was fun and WORKED #anyway #fandom ships #shipping #crack ship #crack ships #rare pair #rare pairing #rare pairs #sorry for clogging these tags with this nonsense #aml speaks

[yamchaas]

Hi Jessie!!! I hope you are well! I have a silly question XD but I know you can help. When Yamcha was in the desert, how do you think he took a shower? The first time we see him, it seems to indicate that he is someone neat (he elegantly wipes his mouth after eating). Thanks and regards!!!

I think he definitely did! Especially since his long locks were so voluminous and flowing in the wind, seems like they were well maintained 😌

#he probably knew where a watering hole was #he also might have thieved one of the capsule corp capsules that have like appliances in it :) #ask #also i think bulma would have said somethin mean otherwise 😂