#american psycho is so gay

[venusjailer]

Your honour I just think that they…

Where are my Evelyn x Courtney comphet best friends to lesbian gfs truthers at

#american psycho #american psycho is so gay #evelyn williams #courtney lawrence #evelyn williams x courtney lawrence #courtney lawrence x evelyn williams #patrick bateman #american psycho memes #bret easton ellis #mary harron #lesbian #and they were roommates #best friends to lovers #basically canon

[luuxxart]

hmmmm. adachi psycho.

#kept forgetting to post these here #persona 4 #p4g #persona 4 golden #tohru adachi #I’m doing a parody of american psycho at my college so you know I had to personify it #he’s literally just like Bateman for realllllll #currently in tech week for it #and . thinking abt pitching a Rocky horror parody next year #in our show Paul and Patrick are just. very gay. just very obviously gay #but yknow . doomed yaoi. bc. internalized homophobia

[petraden]

American Psycho #3 Comic

This is so GAY. I LOVE IT.

#american psycho #patrick bateman #fandom #THEY ARE GAY #film bro #he is so silly #paul allen #bret easton ellis #american psycho 2000 #american psycho book #girlblogging #comic art #comic books #comics #shitpost #christian bale #he is literally me

[catboy-steve]

yesterday i watched american pyscho and finished reading frankenstein and my main take away is men will do anything but have gay sex

#frankenstein #american psycho #they r both so gay

[cameatslemons]

bitches love idolizing patrick bateman as if he isnt shaking on the verge of crying after someone implies hes gay

#american psycho #i think about that bathroom scene all the time theres SO much happening #homophobic as in scared of gay people

[2-gay-2-furious]

#patrick bateman #american psycho #sigma male #whispers #male satire #gigachad #alpha man #straight men #gay #lgbt #so true #mlm aesthetic #sigma male grindset #literally me #hornyposting #gay posting

[stere0typical]

Bright Young Things is American Psycho for gays send post

#and by gays i mean ME #Is it a satire? yes. #Is Miles Maitland just like me fr fr? also yes. #Also I have never watched American Psycho so take this post as you will <3 #Miles Maitland #love of my life <3 #Bright Young Things

[domomochan]

Tbh american psycho could’ve ended way earlier if he kissed that one dude in the bathroom

#american psycho #patrick bateman #he’s gay and autistic #cuz i said so

[geffenrecords]

REALLY awesome commentary on Bret easton ellis (author of American psycho) I found on the data lounge

#' and absolutely despised being gay in a really boring way' is such a crazy ass sentence . #zyz #american psycho #im reading the shards rn but i havent read any of his other works so i was looking him up . not sure how to feel about him but this books #pretty interesting . if not really confusing.

[ineffably-graham]

what trick? being gay?

having one person you just cannot bring yourself to kill because you are too gay?

#that scene in american psycho (book) lives rent free in my head #fr why is it so gay #and the bono scene???? #no one told me that book was so gay going into it #american psycho #hannibal #gay people #i guess #hannibal nbc #the plastic murder suit

[ace-the-fox]

I made a post on here saying I could make a fandaughter for Patty B (I still have not watched nor read it)...

Her name is Samantha (Sam or Sammie for short). She's kinda a bitch, but we love her though.

Also, ofc, the crossover I kinda designed her just to do.

They would hate eachother, but I also wholeheartedly believe they should make out (if Momo wasn't in the picture ofc). At least once.

(If anything's unreadable, the alt text has all the text transcriptions too!! 👍)

#american psycho #patrick bateman #jojos bizarre adventure #yoshikage kira #ocs #original characters #fankids #crossover #art #my art #i really want to watch american psycho but too scared to watch it on the big TV in case my parents walk in #but watching it on my phone means ill get distracted and restless so (sigh) #anyways sammie's sorta... the anti haruka #they both have a fear of being judged but Haruka doesn't mind being seen as a bit strange (she knows she IS) #so long as she's not being outright pointed and laughed at #meanwhile sam thrives on being seen as so likeable and so NORMAL by everyone #haruka isn't open about being gay per se but she's accepted it #sam is squishing it down like a bug that just. won't. die. #they both have mixed feelings about their dads but their main reasons for not calling the damn authorities are VERY different #haruka's is more out of convenience and personal comfort than actually wanting to help kira #but sam's is absolutely out of a require for paternal affection and approval #...so yeah a lot to unpack #also im trying to remember to add ears to my drawings now bc i don't usually and have no idea why but it's just habit now #so i remembered in the first pic but forgor in the second 💀

[feral-teeth]

Im just thinking about that American psycho musical and how much it affected me as a person and changed who i was

Also that face he makes in the movie - i always do it like the ‘ooh’ face (it also feels like a very Canadian Jim Carrey face to make too idk it might just be my connection to it)

#feral-teeth thoughts #american psycho #i watched a bootleg of it online #and holy shit #holy fucking shit #it was so fucking good actually #it inspired me to like #get back into theatre #also currently reading the lines to audition for something called whale riding weather #and it has genuinely changed my life #like #it has reached into my soul and tore out apart of me #and my queerness #and like my butchness but also the masculine parts of being a gay man that i connect to so deeply #but didnt know i was allowed to connect with #being born female #but being so fucking nonbinary #and one part one character kissing his belly #the character i was reading as #and in my mind it like #healed the parts of myself that hated myself #and my size and my belly #i really am craving to be in this role with my whole life and body #and i think i would actually lose it if i dont get to play in this role #so please #pray for me and send good vibes for me to get this role #or maybe that night was enough #me reading the play and acting it out in my head in the dark of my bedroom #playing pretend in the black box theatre in my mind #im scared that my autism and my awkwardness is going to keep me from performing at my best

[return1ngvide0tapes]

Paul: *Screams*

Patrick: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Van Patten: Should we do something about this?

Bryce: No, I want to see who wins.

#patrick bateman #paul allen #american psycho incorrect quotes #Timothy bryce #david van patten #american psycho movie #american psycho #i hate tags #they're so stupid #patrick hates paul #but they are in love #this is the gay agenda

[magnaflourious-nerdity]

Nie Huaisang for bingo!

I'm so!!!!!!!!! ...thank you for this indulgence. I know I made you watch but I will SCREAM about this given any half chance, and you are so nice to me about it!!!! As you can tell I have become unhinged. Why. What happened. Who knows. But this is where I live now.

#you are my favorite!!! you and wheeler always♥︎ #i appreciate your intrest in my gay little cultivation shows so much and it makes me ridiculously fond of you!!! #not that i wasnt already #like you willing sit through so much magical low budget bs for me and it makes me happy!!! #you show me things like the decent and american psycho #classics and well crafted #and i turn around and bring you these 11 dollar sandbox wrecks #and i know you will day #no!!! i made you watch 10th kingdom #how often tho do i get to enjoy such splendor as that?!?!?! #i am giving you hugs!!!!! #all of them!!!!!

[noknowshame]

I finished reading The Rules of Attraction so here are the worst two brothers in non-existence (as described in the books). they fucking hate each other <3

#sean is also preternaturally incapable of facing the consequences of his actions which i think is very funny #look. both of them are leading miserable empty lives and deserve it but at least sean isn't [REDACTED] or [REDACTED] #gay men also find both absolutely irresistible despite neither having a single discernible personality trait. its great #i have SO many thoughts. may or may not elaborate on these two. Would Not Recommend [872 hours on record] #i changed seans hair like 12 times. i'm still not sure if I've captured his essence #the rules of attraction #american psycho #bret easton ellis #patrick bateman #sean bateman

[cubsportstan]

#i am so funny. i am so so funny. #cub sport #tim nelson #sam netterfield #cubbies #zoe davis #dan puusaari #lgbt #gay #australia #american psycho #patrick bateman