mariana : ''out of all the creators i think that i like slime the best , hes very funny and very crazy and i get along with him very well , i want to make love with him ''
@qfliporiana
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Raine and Eda 🤝 Ballister and Ambrosius
Arm-chopping is a love language
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Taiwanese BLs continue to deliver me happiness in the form of safe and enjoyable sex.
Options! Different flavors for different tastes. One size does not fit all. Try different styles. This is the variety of life. Mix it up.
Practice safe and enjoyable sex! Use condoms AND lubricant.
*wipes tear from my cheek* THIS is the gay agenda.
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pgease you cant keep reblogging shirtless gabriel . im being affected by the spell dude
That means it’s working, do not resist
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local woman has lesbian sex so good she permanently converts to lesbianism
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Your honor, in his defense, he's a cutie patootie.
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cheeky tomroman commission for @chasingbodies!! tom for once enjoying his height advantage and roman as always enjoying his disadvantage ☺
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who has two thumbs and just rewatched all the Moiraine/Lan/Nyaneve scenes in 1x03 just to see the "S-siuan" and still couldn't find it? this bitch 🤡
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let Eddie Munson come back from the dead evil but instead of fighting him let Will Byres join him and let them both go utterly insane
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Paul: *Screams*
Patrick: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Van Patten: Should we do something about this?
Bryce: No, I want to see who wins.
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I’m a “person” in the same way people draw Batman as a black form with white, triangular eyes.
My gender is this
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The gays have come and they fierce. Bitches better beware.
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popular children's book character fancy nancy taught me how to serve cunt and incorporate camp into everything i do
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teaching my nephew how to do a peace sign to make sure he ends up being queer
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can’t wait to see tumblr absolutely melt 3 times in a row once the new good omens, wwdits, and ofmd trailers drop next year
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