#am i going to regret this post?

[yomigaere]

My low-effort contribution to the IBO fandom, several years late.

The message in it still stands, though.

#gundam iron blooded orphans #iron blooded orphans #mobile suit gundam iron blooded orphans #tekketsu no orphans #g tekketsu #... is that all the tags people are likely to use for this series? #gundam #meme #wow cool robot #am i going to regret this post?

[zipper-neck]

Are we going to acknowledge how sexually charged the Baldi's Basics game was?

#am i going to regret this post? #baldis basics #computer games #horror games #indie games

[retquits]

local hylian literally too shy to revisit zora's domain

#my art #tears of the kingdom #totk #link #legend of zelda #listen. i am not a shy person. AND YET #I AM PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF GOING TO ZORA'S DOMAIN #I CAN'T DO IT! #save hyrule? yeah sure give me a stick and a new arm and i'm off to the races #TALK TO A HANDSOME SHARK? #WHOM I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH FOR YEARS? #WOULD RATHER DIE #(y'all have been so great about not posting spoilers in the tags!!! please don't make me regret this 😣💕)

[toytulini]

listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good' #like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches' #'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty? #you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

[overtake]

ALL ACCESS Honda Thanks Day | All Fun in Japan

#so they took max's plane together. the narratives of this day just keep coming #max verstappen #daniel ricciardo #maxiel #f1 #op #it's literally 6 am rn #i woke up to go to the bathroom and saw this video was posted so now i'm gifing #i regret my life choices getting into this sport

[st0rmy-fr]

Do you?

#flight rising #fr #do you love the color of the sky #do you love the color of the dragon #tagging so people can block it lol #yes I remade this iconic post again #yes I am going to regret it again #I wonder how long this will take to break containment

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Smell Check [Easy: Failure]

MDZS Disco Elysium AU part 1 (part 2 - part 3)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #disco elysium #MDZS Disco Elysium AU #So sad I didn't manage to get this comic out on the 15th (pd-mdzs's 8 month anniversary and DE's 4th year anniversary) but I'm here *now* #I have a very extensive and detailed MDZS Disco Elysium AU that I am Not Normal About. #I've seen a few other people point out the potential in a crossover (true) but they make the mistake in having it be set in 51! #A true crossover would take place closer to The Antecentennial Revolution! #Disco Elysium did not go that hard on its cool lore for people to only make surface level crossovers!!! #One day I'll write the fic or post my notes. I don't know who would read it but it tickles *my* brain and that's enough. #No spoilers for DE (here or in comments (please)) but please consider....Magpie Wei Wuxian B*) On his way to be an innocent. #I do think there is a good chance a chunk of the MDZS readership would enjoy DE but...it's also not a game I easily recommend #It's more of an experience you have to marinate over. It's dark in ways that are off putting to some people. #It makes you feel like a very bad person all the time. It gets extremely personal if you allow yourself to be honest in your answers #and it's also the game that saved my life. My life was truly forever changed after playing disco elysium. #If I recommend it to people it's a badge of the trust I have in you to appreciate something dear to me B'*) #If you decide to play: PLEASE go in as blind as possible. You will regret spoiling yourself. #edit: this is based on real disco elysium dialogue. HDB has many canon kinks but this is not one of them

[smiuffzo]

NOBODY FUCKING MOVE ITS POLISH SONADOW

for context i remembered these two exist

seeing this shadow for the first time brought me physical pain i am NOT even kidding

OFC THEY TOOK AWAY HIS GAY HIGHLIGHTS

CANT HAVE SHIT IN THIS COUNTRY

#i spent wayyy too long on this #im going to regret posting this 3 seconds after doing so #but thats okay #sonadow #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #i am not giving this more tags #good god

[theminecraftbee]

Joel stares at the ceiling. It’s sure a hospital ceiling alright. Grey tiles, fluorescent lights, a steady beep in the background. Great. He’s in the hospital his first day in town. He’s sure that bodes well for the future of his time in Hermiton, truly. What had he been saying to himself before he arrived? That he just had to survive one more year of high school and then he could go be a hermit in the woods or at least pass his exams to get that architecture degree he used to dream about.

“Oh, you’re awake! You’re the last to wake up. It’s just exhaustion, don’t worry. That always happens the first few times you summon your Persona. Your body gets used to it and stops trying to force you into the ground the moment you enter Real Space again eventually.”

He tries very hard not to groan out loud. If he doesn’t move or make any noise, maybe the weird guy won’t notice he’s awake. Maybe he’ll go away and like, whatever adult in town is currently supposed to be in charge of him will show up and sign some paperwork and Joel can leave.

There’s a long, awkward silence.

“You know, I can tell you’re awake. I already said so,” the stranger says.

“Shut up, I’m trying to make you go away,” Joel says.

The stranger snorts. “What, you don’t want information on your two friends you apparently risked your life to save?”

Joel… would kind of like that information, actually, but he’s not just going to say so.

“It’s not like I know them. I’ve been here five days. Idiot,” Joel says.

“I don’t know. Seems a lot like you know them,” the stranger says. “You’ll probably get to know them even more soon, after we do an assessment to make sure it’s safe for you all to enter Altered Space. It’s just been me and Scar for so long, I didn’t think other Persona users would ever show up!”

“What,” Joel says. “I don’t believe in Personas. They’re stupid. I was lucid dreaming. This is stupid.”

“Can’t you still hear yours? I think I’d go insane if I stopped.”

Yes.

“No.”

“Well then, maybe you’re the weak one. A strong Persona user would definitely still hear their Persona,” the stranger says, and look man, Joel doesn’t want to be doing this, but he can’t let ‘maybe you’re the weak one’ stand. It’s a matter of honor. Of pride.

“No, buzz off. I’m the strong one. I didn’t just awaken Pygmalion, I kicked ass using Pygmalion. Stupid Skizz and Impulse passed out immediately. And I was the only one who knew how to get to Skizz so, so, screw you, I’m super strong with your fake brain ghost thing.”

The stranger is quiet for a long moment. “Did you say you knew how to get to Skizz?”

“Yeah you just follow the evil butterflies. You should know, since you’re crazy,” Joel says.

“Oh my god,” the stranger says. “Oh my god. This changes everything.”

Something sinks in Joel’s stomach. “Wait, what does that—”

“I have to go tell Mr. Hills. Meet us when you get out of here, a doctor should let you out once you’re awake! But I have to tell him! Being able to preemptively find entrances to Altered Space! Fighting off a shadow and rescuing people your first time summoning a Persona! Me and Scar won’t have to be alone anymore!”

“No, I, uh, was lying, stop that,” Joel says unconvincingly.

“See you!” the stranger says.

“You forgot to tell me what happened to Skizz,” Joel says, finally sitting up to try to stop the stranger, but it’s too late. He’s already gone. Joel stares blankly after the space where he’d once been.

“You also forgot to tell me your name, you moron,” Joel says weakly.

He buries his head in his hands, breathes, and calls the nurse. If his strange classmate isn’t going to tell him what’s actually happening, then Joel’s going to find out for himself.

(Power throbs beneath a scar on his hand. A voice whispers agreeing remarks in the back of his head. He has way too many aches and pangs for last night—or, well, however many nights ago it was now—to be fake. But for now, he just wants to know Skizz is okay and go back to his stupid apartment and pretend none of this happened. Is that too much to ask?)

#smallishsona au #a bee fic #joel smallishbeans #grian #(not named but he’s the other persona user here) #I have decided I am going to write various ficlets for this au. click on the au tag to go find the first few posts if you’re confused. #let’s get this thing started with: joel wakes up in the hospital after his first battle and IMMEDIATELY regrets everything

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Idia: (hiding behind a rock)

Ortho: Brother what are you doing?

Idia: (shakeing) quick Ortho hide before it sees us!

Ortho: (panicked) what is it!? an Overblot???

Idia: even worse

Ortho: (confused) what could be worse?

Idia: (pointing at a Pink Sheep) it's obviously an Harem Protagonist stay away or we'll become friends with this Normie

Ortho: ... I'm more worried about you then usual Brother

The Sheep: (behind Idia) bääh

Idia: (jumping up) run!

#twisted wonderland shitpost #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #yes hello I am still very sleep deprived and I do not think this makes sense #am I still going to post it? yes #will I regret it? probably yeah

[chesspens]

I held him as the rain came and we laughed

#I want them to hug tenderly in the rai #batjokes #batman #joker #bruce wayne #I am very indecisive on what to post so take one that's a bit blurred and the other one that isn't #my brain would not let me rest till I changed it #very unhinged at night #I might die actually #not very good on the not thinking part when trying to sleep #my brain #pls let me rest now #might regret this in the morning #but the night is for saying things that you can't say tomorrow day #go #fly #be gay #gay #and happy gay #be gay and happu #no brain #gotta go to sleep bye #haha lol #nobody saw it right #right? #😳 #thank gof #goodnight sleep tight #no bed bugs bls #I love you giys

[laurenmariemaybe]

sally jackson being posiedon’s biggest ‘what if?’ is my roman empire

#thank you for coming to my ted talk #posally #poseidon percy jackson #sally jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #i am so going to regret posting this from main

[supremeladyoftherandom]

Me: *looks at the hunger games fandom*

Me: So peaceful. So content. Must be nice having your biggest problem be the movie title being slightly innacurate.

Me: *sighs*

Me: *looks back to see the other fandoms shes in*

*Batfam is sipping tea while being surrounded by destruction*

*Pjo is having a full on duel with rick with swords while shit is on fire and they are both cackling manically*

*jjk is drunk in the corner and doing something on their computer*

*hp just had a shouting match with jk and has disowned her*

*septimus heap sits in the other corner and yearns for recognition*

*marauders just stabbed themselves in the heart and is currently crying*

*marvel is chanting shit shit shit while desperately trying to figure out What The Hell They're Supposed To Do*

*miraculous is on the ceiling, screeching*

Me: *sighs again*

Me: *quietly goes to the secrets of nicholas flamel fandom. it is only me. Im the only one here.*

#I will regret this post in the morning ik #wait shit it IS morning its currently 4 am #no one cares. i should go study. #tagging fandoms. #batfam #hunger games #pjo #jjk #hp #septimus heap #marauders #marvel #miraculous #too many fandoms #im in too many fandoms #theres so many i didnt mention here #addams family #series of unfortunate events #five kingdoms #danny phantom #osmanverse #demon slayer #bsd #too many. just too many. #oshi no ko #help me god #GORTIMER GIBBONS LIFE ON NORMAL STREET. #JUST. ADD. MAGIC. #smh bury this one so deep not even staff can find it

[dustyy-angel]

The difference between the rp accounts and people writing fanfics sexualizing minors is you can filter that shit out. AO3, fanfiction.net, hell even Wattpad have ways to get rid of stuff you don't want to see (eg sexual stuff about minors). If you don't like it don't read it.

When you post stuff like this on the main tag there's no way to avoid it. WE WILL SEE IT. Whether we want to or not. I had no idea wtf was going on until I went into the Newsies tag and saw these posts against my will.

I have nothing against rp, I don't get it, I don't understand it but like you do you. UNLESS it is being forced down my throat every single time I click on the Newsies tab

#I know i am going to regret posting this but fuck it #newsies #92sies #livesies #newsies musical #dustyy posts stuff

[lesbiciousbeginnings]

I could literally be the surly-looking butch on another butch’s strap right now. What is this world coming to??

#me #am I going to regret posting this one? perhaps. but I’m intoxicated and also falling asleep so I’m posting it anyway. 👯

[rainingpouringetc]

please i am so tired

#this is about so many things but mostly #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo tv series #percy jackson and the olympians #sab #s&b #shadow and bone #shadow & bone #i’m going to regret this post i can feel it. but also i am so so tired #pin