#also he’s a hot dilf

[thefireintheshadow]

sometimes i feel like tango is underrated. like i know he has a lot of fans but when people talk about hermitcraft its often grian mentioned first, or etho, or xisuma. all awesome creators obvi but it just blows my mind that i never hear ‘yeah tango is what got me into hermitcraft’

(me too it was actually gem that had me discovering hermitcraft)

the man is a master builder and he can create unfathomable machines in mc and he is so charismatic and engaging. man can literally do anything. like is there anything he’s bad at?

anyway just thoughts. felt like tango needs an appreciation post. and im curious if any of you lovely mcyt fans out there actually did find hermitcraft via tango and/or if tango is your Favorite Hermit.

#tango #tangotek #mcyt #hermitcraft #hermitblr #he made a binary system in game for a redstone factory #and the thumbnail is about his butt #like sir #you are so amazing #also he’s a hot dilf

[royaltea000]

Your honor he is simply on his hot girl shit 💆👑💅✨

#me listening to every Tolkien lore channel say that not much is known of thranduil’s happenings #hes simply having his hot girl summer #thranduil #lotr #lotr fanart #lord of the rings #the hobbit #lotr memes #hes a dilf I think #but he’s also babygirl to me #my art #digital art #i just be makin shit up for his crowns

[koszmarnybudyn]

Here is the slut.

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #my art #glenn close #i have to wake up at 5 and write a math test tomorrow so you guys better be greatful i did this #cause i spend way too long trying to draw glenn hot like wayyy too long #i did not do school work cause of this #i dont even care about that damn pole i dont #but here is dilf glenn are you happy now? #are you satisfied? #i nearly cried cause of this damn drawing #also cause i lost my fave necklace down a fucking sink drain and am gonna have to beg some people tomorrow to help me get it out #at lesst im getting my hair dyed #i also have like two tests wendesday and like a bilion projects for thursday and Friday and all i did was draw hot glenn #im gonna go drink my hour old coffee and cry now #honestly vote carlos hes not a dick that sucks to draw #hot glenn autumn

[hotluncheddie]

omg I didn't realize you wanted chubby steddie asks 🙈

as much as we love the babygirlification of Steve Harrington..... I'm obsessed with boyish manly Steve who is chubby and Eddie is obsessed with him!!!! I'm thinking about your one fic with the sweaty tank top!!!!! do you have more thoughts on this??

yesssssss!!! anon yes yesssssssss!!!!!

not me being like 'yeah! sweaty task top fic nice nice' then realising i have like three different posts that have Steve in a sweaty tank top lol

thankfully @scoops-aboy86 came in clutch with a new tank top sciario <3 (and held my hand thru writing the end lmao ty pal)

but i just love an ex jock trope, i love bulk under muscle and i think big beefy hairy guys are hot - and Steve harrington deserves to be all of that, and more

and also, importantly, eddie munson deserves to have all of that too, in and around him, all the time, in the form of Steve Harrington.

-

Eddie had come to accept the wealth of things he could be into, the actual buffet of people and scenarios that could get his dick hard. He's had more than his fair share of knuckle biting orgasms over the ex chief of police Jim Hopper. Before and, maybe worse, after getting to know him.

So he knew what it was to have something of a shame wank. To enjoy a moustache or two and a paunch at a middle.

But nothing, no deep seated daddy issues or fantasy of being held down, could ever prepare him for Steve Harrington.

Post upside down, post eventual college and transition to work. Post two bed apartment with Robin, then two bed apartment with Robin and Eddie. Then actual full blow house with Eddie, and more often than not weekend guest Robin. Dating Steve for as long as has was one thing, loving Steve with everything he had was another, and being loved by Steve was something he still had nights of panic about - silent tears as fear and self doubt gripped his throat, nightmares about it all being an elaborate prank that sneak their way in even with Steves arms wrapped tight around his middle.

but Eddie had him.

Was allowed to love him, and worship Steve for all that he was worth. It was wonderful. Eddie knew that.

But it had its challenges. Nothing past Eddie could've done would help current Eddie for what he was in for.

Like how Steve had bulked up over the years, settled and filled out in a way that made those visions of Hopper, and guys from bars he really shouldn't have been at, all come surging back.

Steve was thick, and strong and still so achingly beautiful. Boyish in his actions at times but also protective and capable in a way that made Eddie swoon. Honest to god. Made him feel like a main character in one of those bodice ripper books he had seen (taken out and read) at the library.

And then Steve made it worse.

So so so much worse.

Because Steve went and got a tattoo.

Well, another tattoo. He added roses to go along with the robin and branch on his arm, adding to its greenery with red petals and thorns that Eddie knew were secretly for him. He’d said, offhandedly, that they were his favourite and he knows, because he knows Steve, that thats something he'd listen to and remember.

He’s a die hard romantic.

And now Eddie is going to die, hard.

Soon, if Steve doesn't put a proper fucking shirt on.

Steves been wearing his stupid, old, cropped, white tank top since the appointment. He's "letting the tattoo breathe", "doesn't like the feeling of the healing skin against the fabric", "wants to do it properly". "hates Eddie and wants him to die of hard dick, big-fat-ball disease."

He glares at Steve from the other end of the couch, and maybe only three of those things are something Steve's actually said, but, he thought them. All of them. Must have.

Because Steve's tank is so old it's nearly see through, the peak of his pink nipple evident and distracting. The cropped end keeps rolling up and exposing his wider bellybutton and soft sides. And, as always, with any tank top, with any tank top on Steve, hit tits are there - hairy and lovely and out.

'Steve, please.' Eddie whines, he doesn't think he can take much more.

Steve just raises his eyebrows, taking a swig of beer and not looking away from the tv. 'If I sweat too much, it'll mess with the healing.' He says.

Eddie just crosses his arms, sinks lower into the couch. ‘Can you put on a normal shirt at least? For my sanity, for that alone, please?' Not wanting to sound desperate, but he is desperate.

Steve sighs, muting the TV. 'C'mere.' He holds his arms out and Eddie crawls into his lap. Still sulking, arms still crossed. ‘Eddie, you’re the one who gave me the tattoo. I’m following your instructions.’ Steve says gently.

‘M’firing Robin for getting you to sign the info form.’ He grumbles.

Steve smiles at him, tucking some hair behind his ears. ‘You can’t fire her for doing her job baby.’

‘Maybe not’ Eddie sniffs. ‘But I’m not sharing my baby blue ink with her next time she gets one of her slutty little lady sailor pin ups booked in.’ He mumbles to himself.

Steve pulls Eddie in closer, hands on his waist as he leans in to whisper in Eddies ear. 'Aren't I being so good though? Following what you said, no strenuous activity for two days right?' His voice a little breathy, soft.

And that makes Eddie pause, makes his insides churn and his heart rate increase. 'Ye-yeah.' He rasps, eyes wide. 'So good Stevie.'

'So we have to wait until tomorrow, like you said, yeah?' Steve asks, eyes all big and sweet, lips in a little pouty.

Fuck. He's right. Eddie dug his own grave.

'Yeah.' He sighs. He can do it, for Steve.

Steve smiles sweetly at him, tapping Eddie on the ass and shifting him closer so Steve can unmute the tv and keep watching his game. 'Good boy.' Steve says, kissing Eddies temple.

…Wait. Eddie scrunches his eyebrows, half hard and confused.

But Steve just holds him closer. Eddie buries his head in Steve's neck, and whines.

#:) #eddie gets domed by pouty dilf Steve #he doesn't know how to feel about it - but he likes it #<3 #ask #hotlunch #steddie #chubby steve harrington #tattoo artist eddie munson #and robin #i think Steve is their part time receptionist and also works at the coffee shop across the street #or part time florist across the street - to really live the au tropes #hes hot

[ratabrasileira]

Professor Potter: Now… I am here to teach you to defend yourselves from the Dark Arts not to be a gossip channel about my life.

I like to imagine Professor Potter being as rigid and special as McGonagall was. He knows when to push his students, how to put limits and he also knows when he must be careful and caring with them. He won’t share that much about his life, but when the lesson asks for it; he’ll talk about all the achievements he’s known to be famous of. Never to gloat about it, only to teach. By far, he’s one of the dearest Hogwarts’ teacher.

#also he IS hot #specially while teaching #boy girls and enby would go to his desk and be like #P-professor Potter… 🥵 I need some help here #and he would go half scared half amused #meanwhile his kids would be like 🤨😨😤 #he’s daddy after all #got the joke? he’s Daddy 🥵 #everyone deserves a dilf #hp #hp fanart #hp comic #hp headcanon #harry potter #professor potter

[dave-me0wstaine]

Dave putting you over his lap and spanking you after you've been teasing him all day, he hasn't been able to pull you away for a quickie at all but he's been rock solid in his pants all day. His hands are so big he'd be holding you against his lap, subtly grinding up into your tummy as he spanks the shit out of you and listens to your whines and whimpers about being a good girls and never doing it again

this is so fucking HOT oh my god!!! for some reason this gives late 90s/2000s dave vibes? something about dilf dave punishing his girlfriend for being a tease just screams older dave.

like does that not look like a certified brat tamer to you??

something about imagining this era dave just manhandling you over his lap and spanking your ass until its red and has his handprints all over it just does something to me. omg and imagine you're squirming around in his lap and drooling from the pain/pleasure and he simply smacks your ass harder, telling you that the more difficult you make this for him, the more spanks he'll add to your punishment. maybe he even adds smacks just because you ended up getting drool on his pants; not that he really cares, but he likes seeing you getting so worked up when he hasn't even properly touched you yet. it boosts his ego and makes him that much harder.

and although you're drooling and whining about how you'll be a good girl for him from now on - which is a lie, by the way, because you love when dave gets rough with you like this - dave only stops whenever he feels that you've endured as much pain as he had during your little teasing mood earlier that day.

#i've gotta write for older dave more #him in the late 90s and early 2000s is my most favorite era of his visually speaking #he's just so dilf but also babygirl but also hot and sexy #dave mustaine #dave mustaine x reader #dave mustaine smut #dave mustaine fanfiction #megadeth #megadeth x reader #megadeth smut #megadeth fanfiction #asks

[kyros-tha-soldier]

Oda: *presents another DILF character with a gut wrenching backstory, fatherly warmth, burdened with emotional trauma and mentally conflicted with the fattest male tits you can ever imagine*

Oda: do you like him?

OP fans: y-yes, we do!

Oda: Well too bad... I AM ABOUT TO MAKE HIM SUFFER

#Oda: *creates Kinemon Kyros Kuma King and Corazon* #Also Oda: *gives them the most fucked up stories* #Well #Some of those cited may not have 100% criterias but hey... At least King may have helped raise Yamato #And kinemon was acting really fatherly towards momo in punk Hazard #Oda might be self inserting as hot buff awkward but strong DILF characters #So far he's made three dudes with curly black hair; tan skin; unique looking jaw/goatee; two of them are stronk af and all three- #Are fathers to three btfl girls #It's not much that he did this for three characters but it's too odd that he did it three times 🤔 #Bartholomew Kuma #kinemon #Kyros one piece #King one piece #Alber one piece #Corazon #donquixote rocinante

[tv1xx]

Vidor sketch

I’m pretty sure I’m the only person here that is actually a fan of him,,,, anyways I hope he isnt dead,,,he’s too sexc,,,,,💔

#invincible #art #sketch #procreate #Vidor #he probably is dead #that sucks because he is so hot #like why did the show have to make him so fine?? hello?? #gosh what a dilf #i listened to Lana del Rey while drawing this #shipping myself with him #we need more Vidor fanart #also we are 48 days until s2 #messy sketch #digital art #digital illustration #digital drawing #my art #invincible fanart

[inklore]

tell me why my daddy issues had me giggling inside when my eye doctor held out his big hand for me to put my glasses in…..like the most simplest thing and my insides were a fucking mess. therapy? hello??

#he’s also like super tall and has that deep dilf voice #he ain’t hot but the daddy issues in me were like yeah we need this man to hug us or something #idk what digital footprint is #here laur goes again..

[praetorqueenreyna]

Lucien reached out and ran his fingers through the ends of Tamlin’s damp, silky strands. He wanted to say something, to express how he felt. He opened his mouth to say: I love you, but he hesitated. It had only been two days, and they had only made love once—well, twice, if he counted the shower—and he didn’t want to scare Tamlin off yet. Or ever. So, instead, he murmured it in Scythian. I love you. I think I always have. Stay with me.

For Day 4 of Tamlin Week: Happily Ever After. An edit for the AMAZING fic A Second Chance by @goforth-ladymidnight! I love both Tamlin/Lucien AND Jurian/Vassa in that fic, and had to make something to celebrate Tamlin and Lucien finally getting together! The fic isn't done yet BUT I have been assured that they will get their happily ever after!

@tamlinweek

#acotar #a court of thorns and roses #pro tamlin #tamlin #tamcien #lucien vanserra #tamlin/lucien #jassa #jurian #vassa #jurian/vassa #tamlin week #tamlin week 2024 #tamlinweek2024 #YES MY FACE CLAIM FOR JURIAN IS PEDRO PASCAL #THE VIBES ARE THERE #a hot dirty DILF #I also picked the tamlin FC based on how scruffy and dirty he looks

[waterlilyvioletfog]

Finally finished the Rome segment (woo 37% of the way through my audiobook!! The loan is due tomorrow 😞) of Count of Monte Cristo and. Dumas. DuMAS. This man is just a vampire I love it. Albert is all “dude don’t be so classist the Count is obviously just a weird eccentric millionaire but he’s totally cool and there’s literally no reason for you to be weird about me inviting him to hang out with me at the bachelor pad my parents pay for” and Franz goes “I mean you give plausible explanations but he still seems sketch” yeah Franz it’s the vampirism. Your brain has noticed that the hot smart misanthropic millionaire asking to be introduced around Paris is also basically just a vampire. A vampire with a legitimate and specific revenge mission, but like. Definitely a vampire.

#also. he ORCHESTRATED A KIDNAPPING SO HE COULD RESCUE ALBERT AND GET INVITED TO PARIS. EDMONDDDDDD #the count of monte cristo #edmond dantes #franz d'epinay #albert de morcerf #franz: this sugar daddy seems sketch. albert: he literally gives me money WHAT do you mean he is a NICE GUY #albert: did or did you not immediately go ask for his money. franz: … yEAH BUT WHAT IF HES EVILLL #Franz’s brain juggling ‘ah scary vampire’ and ‘HOT vampire DILF????’ at all times.

[ask-ursa-tonypeter]

[fic: wicked love] and [fic: pyrite] what do the Tonys and Peters think about their multiverse counterparts or their respective relationships/dynamics? is there anything they might respectively envy?

PYRITE (BROTHERCEST) TONY AND PETER Tony: Hey, kid? Don't fuck our dad.

Peter: Oh my god, I wouldn't!

Tony: Look, it was worth saying. We don't not share some DNA.

Peter: That's different! You're… you. …And that version of you seems like a really good dad, too.

Tony: The bar is that low, huh?

Peter: I mean it! It seems like he makes the other me really happy.

Not that, um-- obviously we're not doing what they're doing-- they're like, together-together, and we're-- we're just-- s-so yeah, it's different--

Tony: …Yeah. Sure.

-----

WICKED LOVE (DADSON) TONY AND PETER Peter: …They're kind of sweet?

Tony, pained: Baby, no.

Peter: Well, I mean-- it's not the best--

Tony: Peter.

Peter: --it's bad, but I don't know, it seems like they both needed someone to talk to about stuff? Like… they could actually be good brothers, if…

Tony: If one of them wasn't molesting the other one? That 'if' is doing a lot of heavy lifting there, Atlas.

Peter: Maybe… maybe he really loves him, you know? Like you love me.

Tony: …

Yeah, sure. Maybe he does.

#fic: wicked love #fic: pyrite #wicked love: peter #wicked love: tony #pyrite: peter #pyrite: tony #starkercest #prompt: multiverse #ursa interlude: #both tonys just like /DEFLECT #anyway they danced around the actual questions so #pyrite!peter thinks DILF tony is super hot and is very wistful over the idea of getting to have a real romantic relationship together #he wishes that WL!peter hadn't done so much to make WL!tony sad #pyrite!tony has all kinds of feelings about watching a version of himself try to be a dad but has zero envy towards the WLs #WL!peter has a better understanding of consent etc. than this but he saw a version of himself-- #--get to be in blissfully oblivious toxic codependent love with a tony that isn't wracked by guilt about it and his brain turned off #WL!tony is HORRIFIED about pyrite!tony's sleaziness and pyrite!peter's future and thus also has zero envy towards the pyrites #but realizes that his peter is just projecting Their relationship shit on the situation and is like. #well I could drill down on how that still wouldn't make it okay. but then that would just make him sad about us. so #better repress it instead #these multiverse questions are so funny it's just a circle of tonys all judging each other while peter tries to find the silver lining

[intomybubble]

I reread Vol 13 and 14 of A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School bc I wanted to find the chapter where they reveal the Principal’s face and name again and

First off, would.

Second, I have such a soft spot for him after this. I am so excited for Vol 14 to officially release in English so I can have the cover on display on my shelf.

Lastly, I was looking up the character voice actors that were used for the drama cd (thankfully listed on the wikipedia page) and HE’S KENJIRO TSUDA.

Probably unpopular opinion but even though I definitely envision him with that voice with the mask, its difficult for me to do so now with the recent chapters and the approximate age if when he became a youkai (~20s). I think its… too gruff and deep.

I being able to listen to the drama cd would probably help, but atm if they do end up changing it… I like Atsushi Tamaru’s Azul or Yuichi Jose’s Sakyo (18:13)…

#desiree talks #a terrified teacher at ghoul school #youkai gakkou no sensei hajimemashita #this series will be the only series to have several hot male teachers as main characters #principal? hot #haruaki? love him baby girl #miki? also hot and pretty #hatanaka? dilf #technically akira? hot but keep him at a distance #also yeah yuichi’s sakyo also has a deep voice but he also voices chiaki from enstars #so i know he has some range #kenjiro tsuda’s voice is hot but he sound basically the same in every role #he sounds the same as the dude in way of the house husband as he does as leo in ikevamp the guy in mha and that other guy in genshin #also when i get a chance to use my computer i’ll put together the drama cd seiyuu and pair them with other characters with the same voice #~visualization~

[thekidsarentalright]

literally what is with the sudden resurgence of ppl trying to insist patrick isn’t hot and shouldn’t be sexualized or whatever like…. as if it’s my fault that man makes every person around him fold in two seconds because he’s hot and fuckable???? you think youre superior bc you DONT want him carnally and think no one should??? grow up 🙄

#the argument of stop calling real people hot bc it’s creepy will never not be weird to me like. i cant help that hes attractive actually #have u SEEN patrick??? ESPECIALLY dilf patrick???? get off ur morality high horse and learn to have fun BFDJFND #also theres like a firm difference between personally not finding him attractive and being normal abt it and not finding him attractive and #condemning other ppl for it like the second one IS weird to do fjdkdndk #txt

[linabirb]

being in both twst and milgram fandoms is just hearing people say "but :( but they did a bad thing!! so they're bad!!" all the time and sighing and going "bestie.. you're not gonna believe this.. but it's this media's whole point.."

#listen. at least milgram fandom is fun. and at least we're literally allowed to judge prisoners based on how cute/hot they are #meanwhile twst fandom is so. #'yeah like. i know this guy genuinely thought magic is dangerous bc of his brother's death- #and this guy kidnaps people and turns them into dolls and sells them and the only lesson he learns is school is fun <3 #but hey at least the second guy is a dilf (he's in his 20s)' #yes i'm still mad because the playful land event felt like a parody of glomas. #and also now i have to deal with seeing art of ferro x yuu (who looks like and is supposed to be a highschooler there) everywhere. #[ 💚 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 ]

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

shlorping him up like the soggiest pasta

#peter strahm #my best friend peter strahm #object of my carnal desires #saw movies #saw #god like acab but i loveeeee when hes all guns blazing #like yessss girl being obsessive and insane is suchhh a good look /gen #/lustful #also his forearms are sooo hairy and its sooooo hot #an absolute dilf tbh