HEH.
IT'S HERE. THANK YOU FOR WAITING. THANK YOU FOR VOTING. IT'S. IT'S HERE.
*Excluding episodes 43,45, and 46 of S2 since their transcripts are not yet out. ;) Dw, I'll make an updated version of this once season 2 is over. Also some bonus "heh"s if the players were imitating Freddie.
Heh, now go vote for Glenn.
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I never said I’d make him shirtless but thank you to all the voters lol
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ALRIGHT YOU GLENNFUCKERS OUT THERE, I WANT TO HEAR YOU MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
LETS GET FUCKING MESSY OUT THERE!! WE’RE READY FOR THE BIG RIDE BABY!!
Requests reopening. Stay fucking limber you sexy bitches.
Vote Glenn here and I’ll give you a sketch request. Lovelace polls requests are being prioritized atm but all requests will be completed whether Glenn wins or loses! Ocs and fandom is fine to request, and 18+ voters can ask for slightly spicier things! Submit proof to @itsbrucey via inbox + make your request!! NOW GET OUT THERE AND FUCK IT UP!!
Krampus Glenn will be completed as a prize for the Lovelace poll and I’ll update an offer for Round 8 if I see fit :]
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i believe i made a promise a little while ago that i would draw a slutty little shirtless glenn for the people as a reward for crowning him the victor of the unscripted and scripted brackets championship round of the sexiest podcast character tournament! and i am not only a man of my word, but there was no way in hell i was going to cheat the people out of a fun and sexy drawing that i also very very much wanted to draw ~
while i personally consider this piece to be a little separate from the @hot-glenn-holidays-2023 event, i figured it’d be a good way to kick off the week to deliver on this promise! here’s to objectifying this old man 🍾🎉💥 !!!
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No but listen. Freddie Wong is so much stronger than I am. If I was him I would've been tampering with shit. Voters fraud galore. I would've been walking around to all the artists doing sketches and propaganda pieces with my vote screenshot being like " hey. Draw Glenn doing a flip. Draw him holding a REALLY cool gun. Now have him in jorts. Give him a Hell Horse with a Flame Mane" LIKE C'MON. Freddie you missed your chance to make the little minions do your bidding.
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ok bcs me and sei are curious -
bcs we want to know how many other asexuals are Glenn fuckers
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hello Glenn enjoyers i would like to apply to join your ranks. here is my resume
[i.d. in alt text]
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hi hello!!! for the playlist requests, how about hotel california with glenn?? it feels perfect for him in like. every sense
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the night man
"We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave!"
it is a very glenn song🫡
ALSO ANYONE WHO HASNT VOTED GO VOTE!!!
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glennfuckers come get y’all juice
@sexiestpodcastcharacter here’s some free propaganda for ya
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no clue who any of these people are but i'll gladly do voter fraud in exchange for a sketch!
so your sketch prompt is: show me how sexy this glenn close is. how do you imagine him? what about his disembodied podcast voice makes you go to these lengths for him?
[VOTE GLENN CLOSE IN THE GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP -> GET A SKETCH REQUEST]
oh i know that there are more eloquent people than me who have written so much over the course of these last few weeks that speaks to his appeal and what he means to so many of us but. to try to put it succinctly.
he's messy and imperfect and hilarious and charismatic and deeply flawed and also holy shit have you heard his voice???
he's a testament to how you can try your best and how that's not always enough and how you can fail and get worse and how you have to live with that and how you can still keep going despite it all. he's had his highs (ha), and he's also been dealt some of the worst hands there are. but he keeps going. you keep going.
and you cannot kill him in any way that doesn't make him sexier.
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