#also he enjoys gossip

[lancelotslair]

YEOWCH! Scheme failed, off Starscream goes to lick his wounds with his pet used car salesmen (who has first aid training)

#art #maccadam #swindle #starscream #sorry for makin em friends but the bond between a schemer and her scheme tool supplier is unique #like that of a coyote and acme... #swindles keeping them talkin cuz hes about to yank out a fried wire and doesn't want to be clawed #also he enjoys gossip

[bhaalsdeepbat]

I think Lae'zel would really enjoy having her nails painted. she wears warrior makeup all over her face and neck, she has those lovely little braids, she took the time to bead her hair. i think she likes having a little bit of polish to her look

#bat rambles #then her casual wear is her fucking cutoffs #but even then she like #has that huge ass belt buckle #girlie likes her jewelry and accessories and she likes her battle makeup #i also SERIOUSLY DOUBT she let anyone at the creche do any of that for her #she's all about the good of the collective but keeps a distance at first as a way of protecting herself from getting murdered #by another Gith if she made the mistake of letting her guard down #which would like #IMAGINE ok #i love the idea of the companions eventually having little rituals together #like astarion and lae'zel and karlach and tav/durge getting together for hair braiding #astarion is there to gossip and got shoved someone so he could be the back of the braid train #karlach puts the WORST braid in his hair that never comes out and it's so messy #he doesn't know it's there #also like #karlach and lae'zel and tav/durge getting with wyll and all of them decorating each other's horns and hair #lae'zel would be very >:T the entire time #but girlie would enjoy it she loves bonding time even if she pretends it's a bother

[bcofl0ve]

Forgive me for asking this. What's the slutty & cunty thing he did in 2021?

oh sweet summer child. i’m jealous you get to see these for the first time! this was august 2021 (a while before he started seeing kaia that december). there’s like 898979 more photos out there of this haha, but here’s 4!

#and there’s also of course the rumors that he was seeing so many girls that it started one of the covid outbreaks on the mota set #which unfortunately CRACKS me up #esp bc there’s an article from the sun that’s like ‘it’s understood this person got it off set. people are very angry.” he came back #to that set and got jumped LMFAO #saying all this in good fun i’m glad he enjoyed a year of fun and being for the streets before ultimately meeting his lady! #he followed/later unfollowed quite a few models that summer #all pretty low-key ones which is funny when you think about it #austin butler #gossip time with mollie

[moeblob]

So I saw a screenshot of Ralph without his hat (for his wedding outfit + I think a DLC outfit didn't have it?) and honestly. There's a reason he wears it. It's unfair if he doesn't. Olive Town really is just "hot bisexuals in your area" and they would thrive if they advertised it as such.

#sos pioneers of olive town #ralph #jack #i will never not love jack ok i have been playing again and i cant help it #once i unlock giant bear carvings to craft i make him the happiest man on the planet #its just something i have to do ok i love jack a lot #i do still really enjoy bringing ralph soup to the woods like a loser and handing it over while he eats lunch #but the point im trying to make is i cant stop loving jack and it really hinders my desire to romance others lmao #also i was googling some refs of ralph after i found the wedding ss because it was a lil cut off and i wanted the full look #and i saw a lot of questions like is poot worth it or comments about how its incredibly avg for a game #or how its not as great as past installments and im like ........... but the cast is so endearing to me #again its different strokes for different folks and not everyone will love the same farming sim as i will but still #dont be mean to my olive town babies...... #the fact there are so many cutscenes in there of families interacting and moms being mom friends and gossip buddies #the fact there are so many cutscenes just about how these people live their lives is so wholesome to me #like sure the farmer is featured in the heart events #but there are so many where you arent the center ! youre just a bystander to like #a bro putting his younger bros motorcycle in the museum and the museum owner being mad theres a motorcycle in the museum #while then having multiple other people show up like YO SICK BIKE YOU GUYS HAVE THIS STUFF IN THE MUSEUM #while the younger bro is beaming cause thats his baby he loves his motorcycle and you better love it too #like its just so fascinating to exist in the town but not be the entire reason everyone keeps on going about their lives #yeah you interact and befriend them and you do tasks to help develop the island but it doesnt feel like thats why people like you #which is really important to me bc i feel like i have to do things to make people like me #i have to have a reason to interact with people irl or its just me being in their way #and poot lets me just live alongside people peacefully and talk to lil harvest sprites that hand me food and rocks and logs #anyway that is SO MUCH propaganda for a story of seasons game that no one asked for thanks gnight

[yilinglaozu]

fellas is it gay to be amused by your coworker/crush having a dream about you castrating a man? asking for a friend

#the devil judge #kang yohan #kim gaon #gahan #asiandramanet #asiancentral #dailyasiandramas #kdramadaily #kdramaedit #tdjedit #park jinyoung #ji sung #edit #obsessed with jinjoo telling yohan about this btw ndjsns #like do they just sit and gossip or how did he come to know about this #also gaon sitting there squirming. yohan's enjoying himself

[fauvester]

Do lim and garak ever have a genuine bonding moment?

OUGHH I think he has to get a lot of his therapizing done offscreen and internally. He needs to put aside his anger and see his father and his contemporaries for the flawed-but-trying people they are. Iskra doesn't really help, but eventually 'if you'd been born into his position you would have done the same thing to protect Cardassia that he did, except worse, because he's smarter than you' settles in.

Garak has to learn to speak his mind more plainly because Lim sees his vague allusions and crafty lies as a cowardly way to hide unpleasant truths. Galactic politics necessitates that he tones his monomaniac Cardassian exceptionalism down, and eventually that may grow to reflect his genuine feelings (but if asked he will certainly lie, so who knows?) Lim needs to grow up a little, see that his parents are also just people trying their best like he is, and maybe go through the mundane trials of adult life on a stunned and recuperating planet to sand his edges off. It's very gradual.

Also tbh they need some time to develop things in common... Lim isn't very well read, doesn't like to talk for fun and is inconsistently disparaging of anything unnecessarily decorative. But eventually he develops an appreciation for creature comforts and realizes that that doesn't make him a bad person, and then he and Garak can debate about what color to paint the house siding or whether or not the azaleas will grow in full sun.

But he very much benefits from some good yadek hugs now and then...

#dee s 9 #garashir adoption au #HEEM HEEM.... THEY LOVE EACH OTHER!! EVEN IF THEY DONT UNDERSTAND ONE ANOTHER!!! #lim is just so ANGRY his whole family died and for what?? so the guls could get fine wine from Cardassia IV? for MILITARY PRIDE!? #also like.. how can he be allowed to enjoy things and be happy when everyone he loved is dead and all the other orphans are probably #starving in squalor. wouldnt it be betraying them to be happy in his adopted home w an alien outsider #and a man that helped engineer the Fire? (thats a bit of a stretch Lim cmon) #ohh garaks boiling his beets about this. imagine living with a 13 year old whos CONSTANTLY in teen angst mode. for like a DECADE #A DECADE LONG BITCHFIT ABOUT WHAT YOU DID WHEN YOU DID THE ONLY THING THAT YOU COULD DO TO EARN LOVE AND APPROBATION!! #AUUUGHH and now theyre old men who sit under garak and bashirs backyard pergola #and eat pastries while the grandkids play. Lim receiving gossip about the neighbors from garak. iskra and idan are off in space. #jocasta married in another city. but Lim is still just down the road... so he can always be there for his old man... #anyways thank you for the ask heem heem I lovea you... i love talking about the lizards....

[ikarakie]

matt holt would be a kpop stan. no i will not being taking criticisms at this time

#he tries to do the dances in his room and hes so bad #he looks so fucking dumb #hes a gg stan first and a person second #hes also a big nctzen and enjoys tormenting people with sticker #that song is a torture device <3 #later on in space he teaches lance choreos and they both look like fools #keith (an actual korean) is fucking mortified by matts butchering of his language #matt takes immense glee in this #but he also speaks it conversationally via osmosis which is FANTASTIC for gossiping #voltron #voltron legendary defender #voltron legendary disappointment #HAHAHA TRUEEE #matt holt #matthew holt

[lurking-latinist]

⛵

#I also keep seeing modern au aubrey-maturin art #that makes me wish I could draw and thereby contribute #unfortunately I can't even *write* modern aus generally. but I like transferring character dynamics from place to place in my brain #and I feel like I could do a university AU very nicely if I could do AUs at all #because I have had rowers in my class with as far as I could tell jack's exact personality #(unfortunately it has to be a US university AU because (a) that's what I know and (b) afaik nobody else does randomly assigned roommates) #(and I cannot pass up the opportunity for randomly assigned roommates. #OR RATHER #for 'you seem more or less human - quick let's request each other so we don't have to go into potluck' #I think that works best) #(but maybe they are both international students anyway. that works fine. & therefore extremely alarmed by potluck [can't say they're wrong] #sophie is a sorority girl. english major I think. and I can see her so clearly #(she's the part I want to draw) #she's not that into the high-octane social schedule her sorority expects her to have #but her pushy mother was a member and it is Unthinkable that sophie should not be #and a lot of the other girls are sweet :) so it's fine :) she says #feel like she has roommate issues (unlike her original self she is able to live away from mrs williams so this makes up for that) #so she's always over in jack and stephen's room. people who know her tangentially sometimes gossip about which one she's actually dating #(at that particular moment it is actually neither of them she's just hanging out with stephen) #diana freed from the shackles of 19th century womanhood creates even more and weirder drama than in canon #idk I just want to see the plot of post captain played out over text message #don't ask me HOW idk HOW i just want it #stephen is a biology major/pre-med obvs. if he can survive organic chemistry #jack is some kind of engineering major. I think he'd enjoy that with the math. diana has changed her major 7 times #(I don't know whether to put jack in rotc. I don't think it Actually actually fits - he's in the navy in canon because he's in the navy #not bc he's Inevitably Military In All Worlds. he would not want to do that if he didn't get to sail #but at the same time I find it hard to picture him not belonging to Discipline somehow. #it's more than a disinterested passion for cleanliness that drives him to wash stephen's mug for him that has had coffee and ramen in it #(and NOT in that order) #in the bathroom sink

[gabriellovescandy]

FINE I'm buying a concert ticket to see Måneskin

#yes I just heard gossip and was convinced #also their next concert in my city is on friday so it's perfect #i mean. it technically is out of town and don't really know how to get back from that at midnight. but I'll think of something #also. i'm already thinking of outfits. #the only thing i'm sad about is that it's a concert where putting on fun big makeup would be so cool and would look great with my outfit #but i don't do make up :/ #also FINE i'm probably finally buying a chain to put on my pants #50% for this concert and 40% because i saw an edward elric fanart where he had a chain on his pants and looked great #10% because i always thought they were cool obviously #stuff #maneskin #if anyone wants to join me it will probably be my first concert alone actually i don't know how i feel about that #i would like to go with someone every time i do something alone i dissociate a lot and i would like to enjoy this concert :/ #dammit why are all my friends broke #*'on A friday' it's not THIS friday it's actually in march (from the second tag)

[softschofield]

reasons i absolutely adore cary warleggan: 

he is ready to switch his allegiances and his opinions and his direction in an instant if it’s what’s best for george and their little family. does that make him disloyal, dishonourable? no. it means he puts george ahead of everything and everyone, and will cut ties with someone he personally likes and believes in or a cause he’s backed for years if it will give george the best advantage and keep him safe. george always comes first - and rather than that turning him resentful or bitter, he seems utterly accepting of it

he never tries to push his own agenda, and never once uses george’s power, wealth, or influence for himself and his own gain. his pursuit of betterment is purely for george and his children. with the level of influence the warleggan name now yields, cary could find himself a powerful young heiress; could live lavishly and squander their money away; could be a drain on george and his resources; could push for a title of his own and his own position of power in parliament or otherwise, could make a nuisance of himself, could use george as a puppet for his own means and direct him towards decisions that will favour him, could try to unseat him and become the head of the family - but he doesn’t. he’s more than happy to wear dingy clothes and a threadbare wig that went out of fashion thirty years ago and hang around truro and waste away his own life, so long as he helps to advance george for his own future and the future of his family, for his happiness. 

we never once have a scene with cary that doesn’t also include george, or which doesn’t happen in reference to george - if george doesn’t have a personal life, cary has even less of one. george is his life. before george came under his protection, cary was the second son, five years younger than his brother, unmarried and without issue, raised in a blacksmith’s hovel, never expecting to amount to anything or be someone - and he still isn’t. he isn’t expecting a knighthood or an illustrious future: all he can do is ensure that george has one, that george has something better than he started with. having george gave him purpose, gave him a mission, and he won’t stop until his nephew’s happiness and future are ensured

he’s more than happy to let george take the lead, because he recognised long ago that he’s the one with the brilliant mind. his support and guidance are still there whenever george falters and feels the need to look to him, but otherwise he utterly trusts george’s capabilities

he laughs at every single one of george’s jokes when no one else does, and whenever george needs reassurance he’ll look at cary and cary will have that big half-smile on his face. and the times that there’s obvious pride in those smiles are the best 

adding on from that, whenever george glances at cary in a social situation, cary always looks back. doesn’t matter if his attention was elsewhere - if george looks his way, cary senses it and meets his gaze, whether it be to just share an understanding glance, or smile back at him, or silently laugh along with him, or offer an assurance that he’ll close ranks with him. and, really, his attention is hardly ever elsewhere because it’s always on george to start with

he instinctively offers george things like drinks on his left side, because he knows he’s left handed. everyone else, even ross, always directs things towards george’s right side. it’s just those tiny little things, those silent expressions of intimacy and understanding and affection, that kill me

that bit in season 5 where cary cracks the joke about george’s marriage to cecily hopefully being less bloody than ned’s execution and george just looks over his shoulder with this slow, reproachful “uncle” sort of look. and that bit in season 4 or w/e where cary has his wig on george’s desk at the bank and is noisily picking his teeth and george is just glowering at him with this quiet, seething rage. they’re moments that can only come from a close relationship - that ability to be annoyed with each other for stupid, petty reasons but still put up with it because you love the other person - and i adore it 

cary is so often willing to make a fool of himself and paint himself as the out-of-touch blacksmith’s son of poor breeding to position george in a more positive and refined light. like that bit during geoffrey charles’ christening celebration where cary makes the loud comment about whatever it is and george reproaches him equally loudly for it not being elegant talk - they clearly know ross is standing three feet away and you cannot convince me they hadn’t planned it all before they arrived, like “okay, you say something rude and i’ll call you out on it so everyone will think i’m a cultured gentleman, especially ross” “got it”

they have this unspoken understanding of each other that outshines any close relationship in the whole show. all the looks they share with each other in every single scene they’re in together with other people. that scene in london in season 5 where cary is finishing each of george’s sentences, and they’re looking at each other with this... conniving sort of affection, like they’re enjoying this closeness just as much as they’re enjoying the prospect of what they’re envisaging? that scene in the same season, after george’s reputation has taken a tumble, when cary picks up on george’s unspoken discomfort and suggests going back to cornwall, and george looks up at him, so relieved, like there’s a physical weight off his shoulders, and goes, “today?” 

despite it all, there’s still this tangible hierarchy in their relationship - not in the sense that cary has power over george, because he doesn’t (at least not after season 2 when george really begins to come into his own confidence and he no longer shrinks and submits to cary as he did in the early seasons whenever cary called him “boy” and reminded him he was still an inexperienced child however much he liked to believe otherwise), but because he’s still clearly the protector. despite everything, no matter how grand and powerful he becomes, and though he might pull a little at the reins every now and then, george still looks on cary as his guardian and both of them know that when push comes to shove, cary’s going to be the one to step up and defend his nephew. because as ill-suited as he might have been to raise a child, he did it, against all odds, and george is his boy.

#poldark #also so many feelings over the fact george just wanders back to talk to cary after he's spoken to francis at the christening celebration #in 1x03. like there's so many people he could be speaking to - ruth first of all - and instead he just trots back to his uncle #both because he's so shy and awkward and has been so badly socialised #and also because he genuinely enjoys his uncle's company and likes to gossip with him and is comforted by his presence #and i LOVE THEM #and in 1x04? during the 'you consider yourself above the niceties' interaction between ross and george #cary is standing a foot away 'subtly' listening to his nephew drive the knife in #i... adore them

[allalternate]

A Long Life - Dijon WIP part 3

MORE DIJON!! This time I'm here to share some wips of illustration that go with the 'Jojo to Dio' slider that constitutes their mind, and the sharing lives system I joked talked about in the last post. They usually strike a pretty good balance! I think one really tough thing for Dijon to deal with over time would be to see the people he cares about get old and eventually pass away. Maybe that can be part of the reason why they're not always super involved in Joestart affairs, it can be scary for them to get attached. But The two souls stuck in there are forever drawn to that family, both as a protector and an antagonist. Also look at the tiny Jonathan and Dio drawings for the meter they're really cute

#dijon joestar #dio brando #jonathan joestar #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #jojo oc #jojo #jjba au #excuse the wonky anatomy Im not using refs and its 3 am #wips are always a bit scary to post jshbgjhbghbe #I think speedwagon and erina really would enjoy spending time with dijon #theyre thoughtful and smart #but will also indulge in the worse kind of drama gossip ever #a LOT of travel stories from when they're voyaging around the world #also speedwagon is SO SMALL??? #he shrinks with age that also doesnt help much lmao

[vinyls-and-valentines]

Hm. There appears to be a ghost AU cooking in my brain right now. Unfortunate

#girlie making besties with ghost!ghoul and ghost!jet immediately getting jealous and trying to get her check out his room also because it's #soooo much cooler than ghoul's and the girl just. having to mediate ghost bickering she can't ever hear is so so sweet and funny to me <3 #ghost!kobra tries to scare volume but ends up just having a conversation about their favourite bands by using cd cases #vamos and vaya try to have a ouija conversation with ghost!poison and poison tries eir best to be like. ominous and shit but then they end #exchanging ghost gossip #also the twins are 10000% down with trying to find a way to help the 4 move on #still trying to picture how vinyl (chronic introvert) and val (defensive as shit around people he doesn't know alive or dead) fit into this #picture but yeah. have some silly ghost au thoughts i've been throwing at the metaphorical wall while enjoying my silly little movie #boo rambles #killjoys

[redrobin-detective]

Holy hell guys I posted that shot and took a bath, I was gone like maybe 30 min how did that incredibly self indulgent timkon one shot get 80 notes already????

#damn #thank y’all I really enjoyed writing it #I could go on and on #not only on timkon #but specifically how long interacts with the good #*gcpd #idk why but that mesh of personalities lights my brain on fire #Gotham being tired and cynical and used to Bats #and Kon is flying in with his sick shades and leather jacket being genuinely charming but also a little shit #they love him #you can’t talk baseball with Batman :/// #but superboy is always game #(also Kon just being a shameless gossip about the bats/supers in general) #no real concept that hey maybe shouldn’t mention bats is out of town?? #he’s so stupid #head is only full of love for his friends #gay love for Tim #and Wendy the werewolf lore #I’m done sorry

[louismygf]

fr didnt go as i expected it sounded like a group of friends just chatting shit and gossiping 😭

#it was so so chaotic i wasnt readyyyy!!! #louis really said hes got. ''stoner memory'' 😭😭😭 #talked ab weed & praised it HSHDHD #talked shit ab radio not playing his songs!!! not trusting his record label bc they will possibly drop him at any second! the LEAKS #home leaks????? 😭😭😭 #bus 1 neithers got the others contact number so louis has got to shoot zayn a dm??? HSBDBXHHSHS #THE CHOKING THE FINGERS IN HIS MOUTH THE DICK???? GRABBING??????????? #this was so much😭 #the penguin tattoo and and and the number of times he said sexy was so fucking sexy HSBDBDBDFJ #they talked ab freddie too...... which inappropriate in hindsight 😭😭😭😭 the range of topics were WILD #the first part was decent tho really enjoyed it when it was a bit more professional... the latter parts were just insane but so funny #and also kinda cringe 😭 like . i feel like some of it's going to bite him in the penguin-tattooed ass #songwriting btm trying to go towards alternative coming out of 1d (pop boyband royalty) fitf title meaning music industry 2nd album etc etc #ALSO omg louis enjoys going to the park w oli and freddie 🫶 gay fathers w their son LOL louis & oli gossiping ab other parents at the park #soooo funny and loads of other fun topics😭

[lannisterdaddyissues]

I love reading your replies and brainrot tags! It motivates me a lot and I will keep drawing for this! Thank you so much 😭 baby!Bradley will be such a cutie! He likes baby!Jake but doesn't want to admit it gshags, I keep wondering who can be Bond then my friend said Hondo and omg inagine a big doggo, so huggable 🌷 icemav chemistry remains the same hahaha with Mav and his horrible cooking and Ice being a perfect husbando 🌷 both love their little family! (Also imagine Cyclone in a tennis battle with Mav and witnesses him cut a tennis ball into pieces lol)

NGHNSFHJGFAHJf oh my GODDD hondo as bond is so cute wtf 🥺i am LIVING for this, he does have such huggable energy and he and mav would still have that friendship that transcends human and dog communication…

NOT CYCLONE AS FIONA THOUGH you are such an evil genius for that, i can’t get the mental image of cyclone in an ugly wig and tennis dress out of my head now 💀 god help me

#also i just realized when i was ranting in your tags that i mixed up who is on the westalian side and who would be on the ostanian side LOL #anyway i cant possibly imagine who would be yuri in this case 💀 nobody likes mav enough to be that insane over him except ice LMFAO #maybe goose could be like. a non-incest version of yuri. maybe you could combine the blackbells with yuri to make the bradshaws #goose could be mav’s extremely overbearing best friend/older brother who is constantly checking in on the family #to make sure that ice is measuring up as the perfect husband for mav bc he has extremely high standards for mav’s partners #and carole is his equally effusive wife who is constantly up in ice’s business because they’re family which means no secrets between them #and she’s a funky gossip who wants to know every intimate disgusting detail of their private lives as a married couple #only the best for mav ofc 💅 #and bradley oh my god BRADLEY WOULD BE THE REAL YURI THOUGH #HE’S SIX YEARS OLD BUT SEES ICE AS COMPETITION FOR HIS FAVORITE UNCLE MAV’S ATTENTION #AND WILL NOT GIVE UP UNTIL ICE IS GONE #SO ICE HAS TO WIN HIM OVER BUT HE CAN’T #and then bradley and jake could go to school together #so now on top of operation strix and befriending the enemy for world peace jake has to befriend bradley to keep him off ice’s back 💀 #and bradley doesnt like jake at first either LMAOO #thats all the brainworms i have right now but honestly switching it up and putting the bradshaws in yuri’s place would be so hilarious #hope you enjoy my thoughts 💐 #ask #reply #miichiyochin #miichiyochin-sideblog

[i-will-always-love-the-jedi]

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13

Avar: *has a piece of paper on her back*

The Text on the Piece of Paper: Please don’t talk to me I have no self control and will gossip with you for three hours and get no work done.

Elzar: I did a thing.

Stellan: A thing?

Elzar: Let’s not talk about the thing.

Stellan: We’ll talk about the thing later.

Stellan: I’m heading to the kitchen, do you two want anything?

Elzar: Vodka.

Avar: White wine.

Stellan: … It’s seven in the morning.

Elzar: Very well. Vodka and cereal.

Avar: Red wine then and toast.

Avar: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Stellan: Go the fuck to sleep

Avar: What gif I don't want to?

Elzar: Fuck You I was dreaming about Unicorns

#nothing on this world will stop me from posting more #let’s go #more #avar kriss #elzar mann #stellan gios #Chaos #also Elzar too has the plus don’t talk to me I’ll gossip paper #yes he dreams about unicorns #yes Avar regularly wakes him up #both of them #i think her telepathic abilities don’t make it very easy to sleep #poor her #so instead she thinks of gif with silent g #poor el & Stell that have to listen to aves sleep deprived bullshit #(they secretly enjoy it tho) #yes this is a headcanon #no I won’t change my mind #the high republic #fuck i misspelled something #it’s pls Not plus in the eight Tag #eh doesn’t matter #wait am I even allowed to curse #is this going against the community guidelines #help #idk