Hi I’m very anonymous and no one knows who I am ooooh
What inspired Mr.Kitzel?
from this milestone post / mr. kitzel
ohhhhh @cayjno 😇🧡
so it was literally like.....the second time Juno and I had spoken like for a long period of time. I don't know what she said to me, I think it was probably something challenging, and I literally said BET and then wrote this over night
it was based off of a post juno had made (found here), which is a back scratcher called Mr. Tickle, even though thats not her first language or the first language of her country. SOOOOO juno told me what the word was in her first language and I ran with it :D purely out of spite to make juno freak out <3
got some pretty good reactions too <3
anyways... yeah, Mr. Kitzel was for juno <3 I was inspired out of spite and determination to make juno get flustered and angy, and I got what I wanted <3
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RYEN OMG i have to tell you about the yoongi dream i had last night i think i literally wrote a fanfic in my head idk idk
basically. i think i'd been like kidnapped or smth by some gross culty guy and he had a few other ppl and we were all like :// bro i hate this dude but. we went grocery shopping or smth?? idk why but i was leaving the store aND SOME DUDES IN A VAN PULL UP AND THEY'RE LIKE . get in and bro who am i to question big dudes with guns so i sit down in the floor in front of whomst??
YOONGI. i think he was technically agust d and he was doing his little smirk he was so COCKY. and apparently one of the other ppl the cult dude was holding hostage was also in the van?? and he kept whispering about how people on twitter were saying that wasn't agust d, it was suga and he was showing me pictures so AJNJGNKD i look up at yoongi and he's mouthing like "shhhh shhhh look at me"
so idk what was going on between agust d and suga but. it seems that i was caught in the middle i cannot complain <3 hope u enjoy thinking about this as much as i did lmao
-loona anon !!
LOONA WHAT… you literally had agust d and suga in your dream together? that’s like… if the situation was any different that would be THEE dream😭 but yeah this one sounds dangerous even though a bit wacky LOL dreams are dreams I guess..
I too had a yoongi dream last night and I gave him and Eminem my business cards💀💀💀 tell me why. Like why them two?? I was sweatin😵💫
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SCREAMING LET'S FFUCKINGGG GOOOOOOO
Innocence is a bar that man themselves have set impossibly high, making it impossible for even the most devoted worshiper to reach. --- SHAKESPEARE WHOMST not you starting off the whole fic with a description so poetic
YAS WE ARE A CHALLENGE
It’s you over anyone else, and really, what’s so bad about having a fuckton of sex? --- I STAN
You're a succubus, a demon who feeds on lust, yet here he is, screaming for God like you aren't giving him the time of his life. --- BRUH THE WAY I DID NOT REALIZE THIS until it was pointed out haksjhsakd ironic INDEED
do you now know what g-spot means HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA IM SORRY
SHUT UP THE BOY IS JAY HASDHASHDASHH THE WAY I SPAT!!!! I HAVE DROOL NOW UNDER MY LIP FUCK YOUUUUUUU
jay a whole fruit seller what
AND A WHOLE FUCKING CHEATER
did he die
me reading this fic and praying for your safety (from the possible anon haters and also the wrath of God)
WHO IS THIS FATHER WHO IS IT
The tone of his voice is so satisfying that it even makes your cunt water as it awaits his penetration. --- THE AMOUNT OF FILTH IN ONE SENTENCE, ARE YOU OKAY?
You think he should be worshiping you. --- queen
OH IT'S JAKE
the sass in this demon i love it
the fact that Jake just KNOWS it's wrong but is just TOO INNOCENT and TOO KIND to refuse wah chefs kiss the little poor boy
no sorry i randomly thought of the sexy priests calendar i saw on my fyp and the woman rating each priest of the month HAHAHAHAH
omg Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift started playing and it eerily fits
NOT LICKING THE KNUCKLES BYYE JAKE I AM PRAYING FOR YOU
HIM APOLOGIZING TO GOD OUT LOUD HELPPPPP
All he can do is condemn you in his mind for giving him his conciseness back at the worst timing possible --- did you mean consciousness bestie
heeseung you dumb fuck, jake didn't cum yet!
NOT THEM SCOLDING YOU FOR CUSSING
them both touching themselves cluelessly POOR BOYS
"Me too, please." --- oh my god
I find it funny that Heeseung didn't even resist much lmao when he first came in
NOT JAKE SHOVING HEESEUNGHAHAHAHAHAHAH
"And why is he touching you like that?! I-I can do better!" --- gasp! wet.
"You ready, boys?" --- OH NAUR HERE IT COMES
no gag reflex? wow what a goal
almost falling down if it weren't for Jake, who dashingly catches you. --- what a man
ALL THAT IN AN HOUR???????????????????????????
"So cold. Wanna go back inside." --- oooooh he's CHEEKy
BRO. i can only imagine how long it took you to write this because it is LENGTHY and just porn with a sprinkle of plot. in conclusion i am wet, goodbye.
did you really kill jay--
[MDNI] GIRL BCS THIS WAS ALL PURE SMUT AND NO HUMOUR (well a bit maybe) I WAS LITERALLY CRINGING AND CACKLING THE WHOLE TIME— cringing bcs of my writing that ppl can see and cackling BCS THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY
ALSO WDYM "do u know what a gspot is" (^_-) DID I EVEN USS THAT TERM FUCK I DONT REMEMVER??????????? aw hell nah is this the whole prostate thing all over again 💀💀💀💀💀
this is medieval, ofc that's the only medieval job I can think of 😟 I imagine him filling those pull up thingys where u can store things and then sell it across the city JNADOWNDO is it called a cart?????????? my English bad 😎🥸
did he die? hmmmmmmmm, who knows 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ maybe he'll appear in the next entry or he was just devoured 😚😚😚😚
GIRL FUCK EM THERE ARE LITERAL WARNINGS SAYING NOT TO READ AND HOW THERES A HPLE FUCK OF MOCKKNG/DISCRIMINATION 😤 BITCH YOURE GONNA BE FUCKING A PRIEST AND YOURE A SUCCUBUS how real can this fic get 😭 NOT AT ALL
naurr bcs baby boy would literally just do anything bcs he's too kind 🤧🤧🤧 heS SUCH A SWEET BABY
yes I did mean consciousness 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😀😃
I find it funny how heeseung didn't even resist much when he first came in — girl- I can't be bothered to write a whole 5k long description of how heeseung is falling into her charm so I just *darts out hand* *charm exudes* *charm heeseung completely* LMFAO
nana,,, you know the reason why this took longer tjan fucking picture perfect? it's bcs whenever I tried to proof read, I'd just get too aroused and bail out LMFOANZOWNDOWND and then I'd be too tired to proof read/write again and then I'd just be like "eh tomorrow" and tjen the process just repeats
also,HA FUCK U there's only one grammar error 😊😁😁😍😍😍🥰😏😝😝🤪🤪😜🤪🤪😜
THANK U SO MUCH NANA FOR DOING ALL OF THIS the amount of EFFORT you put into making this just SENDS ME I kept on squealing and laughing throughout all of it so thank u thank u SO MUCH I wanna give u a big fat SMOOCH ON THE CHEEK
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Helloooo :) the jane murdstone fic is absolutely divine! Ur writing style is so so so sooo good and i love how u kept her meanie spirit, like i know the whole point of fan fics is to pretend but some writers competely change the characteristics of people which for me kinda loses the fun but u wrote jane sooo well and kept her as she is just added some sexiness to it hihi🤭 and english isn’t ur first language?? I could never have guessed, ur wording is really exquisite
Can’t wait for all ur future work and i hope u have a great day!
hello!!!!!!! aaaaah thank you so much <3 it makes my fucking DAY to get messages and/or comments like these <3
my toxic trait is that i loooove toxic women ahhaha <3 gaslight gatekeep girlboss lol so i would never DREAM of changing her character in a significant way -- it's tricky bc we really don't get to see a lot of her character in the movie -- she's very much a dickensian villain, just a big ol' meanie ahahah -- but there are some things you can draw upon, and i tried my best to do it!
also thank you hehe, i attended fuckin english language competitions or whatnot when i was in school, glad it payed off apparently (i feel like my english was way better then tho, i am fucking rustyyy esp when it comes to speaking lol -- vocabulary whomst???)
hopefully you shan't wait for long bc i am working on chapter 4 rn!! thank you once again for your lovely message, anon <3 you're a gem!!!
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"Anon me facts about me that you think are probably true"
youre like crazy great at gifts but also crazy great at forgetting to go to the post office <3 xx
HEUDHWIJA
hmm 🤔 wonder whomst 🤔 this might be 🤔
having holes in my brain (neurodivergence) makes me two things. the first is funny. the second is forgetful 😭
also i am great at gifts!!! i have a feeling you’re super duper good at gifts too ‘anon’ ;) does the word ‘fuggler’ mean anything to u?
mwah 🖤
assume something about me
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have i ever told u how much i adore you? have i ever told u how much u mean to me? you’ve always been this amazing, but there’s that one little thought in my head, ringing the loudest bell, saying ur gonna leave me one day. i don’t dare give in to these thoughts but it also scares me; what if one day u leave me in this darkness, in this silence, all alone?
(some dialogue i’m working on lol)
first two lines: aww anon is so kind to me
middle: whomst are you
ending: ah
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Ace in modern aus working as a stripper or as a top less waitor or model is canon in my brain main is hyper confident in his body but not his emotions and we love him for it
Sabo being an attorney lawyer or activist is also canon
Will be asking this anon cuz its my first time on ur page but u shall see whomst I am in the future as the blue lettering is lowkey my signature whenever I go anon
Ace could be a model sure got the looks haha ! (Is it weird i get a tatto artistish vibe sometimes) im not sure for him lol
I can see this , to me he seems like one to do MANY things. No matter how tired he is haha
Laywer and an activist def to fit him, he also gives me a tired med student vibe , like just studying as a nurse .
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orange amber and cream!
orange: i want to get to know you
amber: i wish you'd notice me
cream: i don't talk to you but i really love your blog
anonniee u cute 😔 feel free to talk to me if u wanna! i'm literally the loneliest person ever so i like interacting with people :')
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leave a colour on my ask box!
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