#all those fuckers

[rotteneldritchhorror]

We like church we like church we like church we like church we like church we like church we like church we like church we like church we like chur

#/q #baf legacy #board af legacy #board af #cw repeating words #cw repetition #tw repetition #tw repeating words #tw repeating text #I’m probably gonna rewatch #and re-fall in love with all of Damien- Shayne and Amanda’s characters lol #Simon my beloved #Francis my beloved #Danny my beloved #Rory my beloved #all those fuckers #butch as well #and literally everyone else

[tatck]

I think they should bring the president back into the sonic universe.

And also the little picture he has on his desk must be there too.

#sth #AND G.U.N!!! those fuckers!! i love them #humans in general actually #bring back the humour of it all

[pempempemto]

don’t try and sass the daycare animatronic, michael.

especially with matters of rest.

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf ruin #fnaf security breach #fnaf eclipse #fnaf daycare attendant #ruin dlc #fnaf ruin dlc #moondrop #fnaf moondrop #fnaf moon #fnaf sun and moon #ruin eclipse #michael afton #micheal afton #michael and eclipse au #the only time all three of those lanky fuckers r in sync #will be when michael undermines his well being #stay healthy kids get good rest #stay in drugs dont do school #hold on

[jamesdeniscouldnever]

I'm making a captain lacey blog because fuck you, this series has no fandom and if I have to suffer then I'm gonna bang on pots and pans while screaming about it and make you suffer with me.

#captain lacey #regency mysteries #regency era #james denis #lucius Grenville #all those fuckers #youre gonna hear about it #cause i said so

[cryptid-condor]

uh oh

#trigun #trigun stampede #trigun meryl #Vash the Stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #dont let your designated parkour guy wear slides #i downloaded the ready steady roll poster for colors and started wheezing when i noticed woofwood was losing a shoe in that picture too #fucker CANONICALLY doesnt wear socks #personally i think vash is one of those guys that buys shoelaces too long for his shoes #then he has to double-wrap his laces so he doesnt trip over them #this is a very important headcannon keep it in mind whenever you see my stampede vash #meryl is just a little football #she isnt getting away from the shoe slander though who wears white shoes on a trip through the desert #all my rat

[umblrspectrum]

go read Memento Nori and Like the Stars and What Friends Are For and just generally all of Ad Astra Per Aspera by LadyDaybreaker on ao3

#peak fiction #two of these are like 3/4th retelling of the actual episodes #but they add so many little details and changes and i love it #little things that explain why characters act the way they do later and all that #its all good its like 341k words total if you ignore parts 6 7 and 8 #best part is #of course #lizzy and uzi and thad fucking around with a laser pointer #idk im just obsessed with murder drone fics its more of all my blorbos #opacity is my best friend i love opacity i love fucking with it #non anti aliasing is also my best and worst friend. i love the pixels but its terrible when trying to draw small #art #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones lizzy #murder drones thad #murder drones n #murder drones v #serial designation n #serial designation v #is that the most characters i've had in a single post? who knows #also for you fuckers in the last post. if i connected those letters i would have been rendered incapable of reading my own fucking post #i cannot read it if i cant tell where one letter ends and the next begins

[betweenblackberrybranches]

First meetings part 1

>

Turns out if you want to inherit the money of your grand uncle (the great wizard) they also make you go through all his stuff...

Looks like Y/N found someone interesting between all those personal belongings though so its all worth it

In other news Sun wakes up and immidiatly falls in love

#dca fnaf #fnaf sun #daycare attendant #sundrop #fnaf sb #automaton au #my art #y/n is just seing a guy in pretty bad shape asks is anyone gonna cherish him and doesnt wait for an answer #Sun needs a second to collect himself next update he will be all there #also y/n just really does not want to leave sun with the wizards of the wizard councel #they are not to be trusted #some of those are still the same guys that led witch burnings wizards get really old those fuckers #wizards be magically lengthening their lifespans thats super shady

[crepegosette]

that one meme

#apologies if this has been done already i haven't been on this acc at all #hetalia #hetalia world stars #hetalia fanart #hetalia fan art #my art #hws america #hws russia #aph america #aph russia #hetalia america #hetalia russia #rusame #amerus #alfred f jones #ivan braginsky #bruh i don't know how to draw those fuckers anymore dfjfdkjfdkfd #hhhhhhhh

[finniestoncrane]

important information: he has no ass

#i mean we all knew this already but i hadn't really noticed HOW flat it was #what is he sitting on??? #hank hill butt lookin mother fucker #still would spread those non-existant cheeks apart for a taste though #i'm not going to apologise these are my own tags #arkham knight #arkham: knight #riddler #the riddler #edward nigma #arkham riddler

[svtskneecaps]

i'm still stuck on the purgatories so here's a list of purgatory 2 moments simply off the top of my head that deserve to be remembered:

aimsey ducking all of axolotl team alone in a cave with literally half a heart

goose gang fucking descending on the raccoon base and absolutely wrecking shop

ethan crankgameplays clutching up for team panda during the capture the flag game by being the only one hanging out in the center and periodically checking the chests, earning them a shitton of flags and clutching multiple rounds

crow team's egg taking 0 damage

pac doxxing goose gang's egg in the last second

shelby shubble as the last member of her team online writing a letter to aimsey and sharing the world's most devastating ten minutes before her team was eliminated with one of the eye creatures (coco? i forgot lol)

badboyhalo absolutely fucking DEMOLISHING the battleship event on like 2 hours of sleep and a dream

wuant(?) stealing a tv from the battleship event and then playing portuguese ice age on it for the crows lmfao

tubbo djing for his team while waiting for the time for a goose gambit

theguill CRASHING THROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING of the raccoon team's hidey hole like the fucking kool aid man in a last effort to save his team and 4v1 or 5v1 ing team raccoon; he lost but that was such an epic fucking moment

theguill and etoiles pvping and each hyping the other's skills the entire time

seapeekay escaping cellbit and baghera and then stealing their boats and rocketing past to tease them about it; that shit was iconic

kenny going mad with power collecting sand on literally day 1

the english speaking squirrels taking actual physical notes on portuguese phrases (i think)

lgbtiba

i may add more this is an off the top of my head list but like got DAMN i like these events :D i like them a lot

#qsmp #qsmp purgatory 2 #qpurgatory 2 #there hope those filter for u fuckers #(/affectionate) #shut up vic #block game brainrot #if you can't tell my povs went something like this: #crab -> raccoon -> panda -> capybara -> goose -> crow #so i didn't watch all of them lmfao #i only spent a few hours with raccoon and crab; panda i caught all of #capybara and goose i mostly watched on their elimination day #crow i hopped into on the final day as well tho i'd been keeping some tabs on them previously #just not concentrated watching #i like purgatories :D #to be clear though i hope they don't run purg 3 until like november 2024 at the absolute EARLIEST #the staff is NOT at the point they can handle it yet lol not for a while #the fact that one of the ex devs said they were already talking about purg 3 was crazy #like i'm patient i'm not nuts let's cook this one #this is neglecting to mention the post-server close calls which are my favorite part of the event no contest #oh yeah and i also have issues w how some of the special events work #those need some tweaking it's not perfect by any stretch of the imagination #but i enjoy it :) it has good moments

[tavyliasin]

Villain-Fucker Angst Hours

Good timezone, darlings~ Are you ready to get all up in your feelings? No? Me neither, loves, but here we are regardless so the words are going to flow as they usually do... This is focused on Raphael from Baldur's Gate 3 and his fandom, but the latter section can easily apply to any villain fandom.

Self-Analysis of Devil-Fuckery, Or Why Do I Adore Raphael When He Is Very Obviously Evil: A Short Essay by TavyliaSin (Who Still Cannot Name Anything With Less Than A Full Paragraph) ((NSFW)) (((Game Spoilers)))

The following may discuss heavier topics, but without specifics, so whilst it should be safe for most to read without triggering any difficult memories please be aware of Raphael's entire vibes, the content and context of his story, and I'd also like to mention that this isn't a "woe be us for we are terrible people" piece, it's actually more about:

"There is an inherent kindness and warmth to much of the Raphael fandom, and I think there could be some common threads behind that, pulling us all in closer in a comforting blanket that we wrap around each other to keep out the cold of the world."

So, what in the nine hells am I on about? Well. Raphael-fandom is a wild and wonderful place to be. The rest is in sections, so feel free to skip through to what you feel is relevant to your interests. I am so prone to waffle I should open a restaurant~

Who Are Fans Of Raphael? What Do They Want?

We are feral, unhinged, all sheets to the wind "I want that devil man, carnally, and there is no force in all the planes that could stop me". There's the vanilla to the extreme and every level in between, tops, bottoms, versatiles, Doms, subs, and switches - there are a whole lot of people who would love to get their hands on either (or both) of Raphael's forms, for a simple smooch or something far more spicy~ [edited in] To add on to this, not all of us even desire him in a sexual way, for many it is romantic, soft, or even just the rather pleasant thought of spending an evening with drinks by the hellfire because he would be fascinating company. Aces, Aros, and AroAces may all find themselves well within the devilish corners of fandom too~ which is a whole other essay~ [end edit] So, I see you. I'm one of you. Extremely loud and utterly hingeless in my fan appreciation for Raphael. He's one of my favourites to write about, I seek art of him, and the same goes for his mirrored other half, Haarlep, who I arguably love more despite there being far less content of them in the game.

And the Fandom? The Vibe?

From my experience in the Raphael Fandom areas, we have a very deep and abiding understanding of consent, respect, and treating each other with an absolute and uncompromising kindness. We've had talks about keeping each other safe in fandom, exchanged details of people we have encountered who need to be avoided, even shared details between moderators of different fandom servers to pre-ban people proven to be creeps and/or art thieves. We've also discussed consent, including the issues with it in the game, and how areas of the story can only really be considered dubious at best and could easily be triggering for people. And these discussions have been open, honest, fair, and with the acknowledgement that most of us love these scenes anyway. So there's a sense of care that runs through everything, behind the horny-posting and fan content, behind the endless thirsting after our favourite fictional characters. We have a depth of kindness that warms my sinners soul every time I see it.

What Does This Have To Do With Self-Reflection, Raphael, or Villainy In General?

Well let's look at Raphael. He's a villain, obviously. He's manipulative, devious, and inherently evil by his very nature. He keeps Hope chained in his basement, constantly subjected to endless torture. There's also mention of how Gortash was sold into his service at a young age, clearly not an enjoyable experience given the other details and how things turn out (particularly as Raphael would need Gortash's own plans to fail entirely in order for him to succeed in his own and get that crown). And as fans, we accept that. We don't sit making excuses, or trying to say "well actually Gortash is a little shit and Hope probably deserve it", and we don't shy away from or conveniently ignore those darker sides of him with malicious intent to enable more evil to flourish. What I noticed, when I allowed the thoughts to continue, is that there is a theme here.

If Evil Can Be Loved Then So Can I

That's the core. Of course, darlings, I am not claiming to be a heinous monster. I certainly do not have a laundry list of crimes that would make the devil himself say "Uh, that's a bit much." But I sure as fuck treat myself like I do sometimes. You see, I think a lot of us have that tendency, to judge ourselves far more harshly than anyone else. Our patience, understanding, and forgiveness for others runs deeper than the Mariana Trench, but when it comes to our own flaws? One minor mistake and we think ourselves to be the worst beings ever to disgrace the earth. Thus, the villainy we see reflects how we are treating ourselves. So by loving and accepting all of those things that should be terrible, hated, we are actually learning that no matter how poorly we think of ourselves that we can be worthy of that same love and acceptance. We are extending the affection we are unable to show ourselves to someone we see the worst parts of ourselves amplified within. And that's why villains attract the people with the most kindness. The most forgiveness. Because it takes someone with a truly huge amount of empathy to find love for the embodiment of evil.

Or, IDK, maybe villains are just hot and we're too far down to care.

But wait, before you go!

THERE'S SOMETHING WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT.

All of this is about FICTION. We should never be accepting of the kinds of evil we see in the game irl. We do not owe anyone kindness if they do not show it to us.

What is hot in fiction is not always OK IRL.

Look after yourselves out there, remember that consent is key in all things, and please do try to learn to love yourselves, darlings, you are worthy of it and you should judge yourself by the same standard you judge others. If you are in doubt, if you are worried, if you feel afraid - reach out, talk to someone. There are many who will listen.

Treat yourself as you would treat a friend. You deserve that much.

Oh, and all Raphael fans who understand kindness are welcome around me, any hour of the day, I adore our little fandom circles and would gladly collect all of us together. I'm following a lot of you as soon as I find you, like hunting shiny pokemon~

See you in Avernus, my darling Little Mice, may we all find joy in the Cambion's Embrace~

#baldurs gate 3 #raphael #bg3 raphael #villain fucker #personal reflection #analysis of the inner mind by a complete amateur #listen the thoughts get loud then I write them down darlings it happens all the time #love yourself please #you are worth more than you give yourself credit for #and keep loving those villains! it's good for you! #be kind to yourself #and be kind in the community #did this even make sense? well it's there now so tough #DMS are open for fellow fans with excellent taste~

[rekikiri]

tbh I really think that andrew and Neil both would give up smoking by the time they graduate. I think it’d possibly be in a deal with kevin to encourage him to calm down on his drinking, and for Neil he just finds he is getting over his mother and doesn’t want that reminder of her anymore. as for andrew, as he heals more he realizes that it just. doesn’t feel great.

his reasoning for smoking is probably pretty similar to the rooftop. it’s to feel something, and as he replaces needing adrenaline/drugs/etc with more positive things (spending time with his family, being with Neil, picking up more hobbies), he’d just find he doesn’t want it anymore.

as he gains the desire to heal more, he also wants to live longer. he wants to be with Neil as long as possible, he wants to be alive long enough to see Aaron’s kids grow up (should he decide to), he wants to see kevin and Neil get to live long enough that they retire from Exy and live a normal, peaceful life. he won’t say it, but that is part of his reasoning. he can’t keep smoking and expect to see the lives of the people he cares about

#I’m having feelings about the aftg characters getting to grow old together #and smoking won’t allow that #also there is NO CHANCE a pro team will allow those fuckers to smoke #aftg #neil josten #andrew minyard #all for the game #andreil #kevin day

[leadandblood]

*throws the link at ur head* Take my quiz, boy.

This one's too easy. Only 27 of the most known cold boys from the most recognisable angles and with the best quality images. The most obscure one in the entire quiz is Georgie Chambers, with David Bryant right behind him. Like I said, easy mode. But don't feel bad if you mess up, it just means you're a functional human being. *wipes tear away*

There's nothing mean, like a name spelled wrong just to get you. None of that. I want this to be an honest test of coldboy knowledge. There's just a Thomas x5 situation, which I did just bc I thought it was funny. So many Thomases...

I will make a hard mode later. More background characters and more blurry images, so it's a propper challange. But I wanted to try if the concept works first.

This will be up for two weeks! After which I might be able to reset it or start it again, but I haven't figured that out yet.

If you have any issues with the quiz, DM please or comment under this post, whichever you prefer

#the terror #the terror amc #im not tagging all 27 of those fuckers you can't make me #francis crozier #james fitzjames #thomas jopson #cornelius hickey #edward little #harry goodsir #that's all you get #quizzes #quizizz

[nonamehorse]

The writer's of the castlevania show really love some dominant vampire woman

And they deserve a raise

#castlevania #castlevania: nocturne #monster fucker #god those vampire woman all are amezing

[autistic-katara]

when ur family’s discussing politics and u have to resist the urge to say that we should riot

#bcz i mean why SHOULDNT we riot against the english exercising their rights to fuck us over and then not letting us leave #bcz fuck those guys #and we’re all in agreement that those fuckers down south should not be doing that #buuuut i can’t just say that we should riot bcz idk if they’d go that far 💔 #ryan shut the fuck up

[fireintheimpala]

Get Back is honestly so intense I’ve restarted a tumblr blog because of it, listened to hours of podcasts, made my way almost completely through the solo works of Lennon and McCartney respectively…and I’ve only made it to half an hour into episode 2.

Empires have risen and fallen over less than the micro-emotions and dynamics of 15 minutes of Get Back.

#half an hour into episode 2 is these fuckers drinking tea pretending they don’t care having this heart wrenching lyrics code convo just for #for those keep track #McLennon #get back #but also McLennon isn’t enough for entire Roman empires #this empire includes the wild intimate dynamics of the Beatles PLUS all their friends sycophants and business partners