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uniquevoidflowers · 5 months

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random lu incorrect quotes based off of a generator cuz im bored

Twilight: Hey, do you know the password to Legend's computer? Wild: Fuck you, Twilight. Twilight: Hey!! Wild: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouTwilight". Twilight: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

Legend: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Legend lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Wild: Hey, you wanna know a secret? Legend: No. Wild: Okay. Legend: Legend: Do you smell smoke? Wild: The secret is that the house is on fire.

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Legend: I hate you sometimes. Warriors: Well according to this picture Sky drew of us holding hands that's not true. Legend: Wars, you drew that. Warriors: It doesn't matter.

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Legend: *shatters a window and climbs through it* Legend: *turns around and helps Hyrule through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Hyrule. Hyrule: Okay.

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Wind: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth. Time: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.

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*The chain's reaction to being told they're the chosen one* Hyrule: I will not let you down. Warriors: Sounds fun. Wind: K. Legend: No, I'm fucking not. Wild: Do I have to be? Time: Please god, I am so tired.

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Legend: How does one turn their emotions off? Hyrule: Okay, so first go to settings. Hyrule: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first. Legend: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?

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Hyrule: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Sky and not do the thing, Hyrule: Well there’s a clear right answer here. Hyrule: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*

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Legend: You are a solid 11/10. Warriors: Aw, thank- Legend: Which is 1.1 because you look like shit.

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Legend: What is the one thing I told you not to do? Hyrule: Burn the house down. Legend: And what did you do? Hyrule: I made dinner. Legend: Hyrule: Legend: Hyrule: And burnt the house down.

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Time: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY) Legend: What's that? Time: Remorse code. Legend: I'm even angrier now.

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Hyrule, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Wild: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle* Wild: Wild: It's perfume.

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Malon: We're having a baby. Twilight: Oh, congradu- Time, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

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Twilight: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! Hyrule: It's kind of complicated, but Wild- Twilight: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Twilight: Made you all playlists! Twilight: Legend, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul. Twilight: Sky, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression. Twilight: And Warriors has the ABBA Gold album.

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Legend: Do you want to be the Sun in my life? Ravio: Yes. Legend: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :)

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#unique talks #lu legend #linkeduniverse #lu wild #lu wind #lu twilight #lu hyrule #lu time #lu malon #lu ravio #lu sky #lu incorrect quotes

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olichat-reads · 10 months

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Instant noodles

Bakugou x reader

Summary: Bakugou cooks instant noodles for you cuz you'll burn the house down before managing it on your own :)

A/n: i cannot cook to save my life :) and in this fic neither can you! :))

established relationship. also uhhh long hair implied? long enough to tie? bro idk how iffy you guys get about descriptions so. yeah.

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Your boyfriend had only just finished a ridiculously exhausting patrol. Sighing tiredly as he crossed the threshold, kicking off his boots, he could barely keep his eyes open and was all but ready to crash into bed.

"I'm ho-" He barely managed to call out before he was interrupted by a loud, panicked squeal coming from the kitchen, that had his eyes flying open, all tiredness forgotten as his hero reflexes kicked in.

"Wait. Wait, no- WABHGH! OH, FUCK."

He rushed into the kitchen to see you standing over the stove, chopsticks in one hand while the other supported the big, fluffy calico hanging off your shoulder, chewing on a mouthful your hair.

He blinked at the sight. Once. Twice. Before he let out a long, tired sigh of an aging single mother of 6 children on a sugar rush 2 hours past bedtime.

"Why."

"ITS NOT MY FAULT!" you squawked indignantly, before squeaking as the furry demon on your shoulder managed to undo your hair tie, your ponytail coming undone. Your bastard of a boyfriend had the audacity to raise a perfect blonde eyebrow at you, clearly unconvinced.

"Oh my god. Just help me get this gremlin out of the kitchen."

This bitch has the nerve to let out another weary sigh of a warrior bearing the weight of the world as he lazily makes his way up to you and you have never wanted to smack him so bad in your life.

"The way I see it, there are two gremlins in my kitchen and both of you are leaving."

"RUDE- BWAH!" You squeaked in surprise when your stupidly buff pro hero of a boyfriend scooped you- and the cat- ridiculously easily into his arms, casually making his way out of the kitchen.

"Mrrp."

"SHUT IT. THIS IS YOUR FAULT- WHHH. KATSU STOP THAT," you shrieked when Bakugou all but dumped you onto the couch, the impact knocking the air out of your lungs before he was plopping the heavy ass furball onto your stomach to force a wheeze out of you and finish off the job.

Satisfied, that the fire hazard- you- were a safe distance from anything flamable, he left you to wrestle with your oversized beast of a cat on the sofa. Padding into the kitchen let another exhausted sigh of a tortured old soul given God's greatest test as he assessed the damage done.

"What were you even making?"

"Instant noodles!" You called from the living room. "I- OH MY GOD STOP TRYING TO EAT MY HAIR YOU FURRY LIZARD-" Bakugou listened to the loud thump from the living room followed by a loud indignant yowl and more frantic scrambling before you popped up beside him.

"Oh. But I burnt the first one so this was gonna be my second try," you explained nonchalantly, peering down at your failed attempts of a late supper.

"How the fuck," he started, pinching the bridge of his nose as if to keep whatever patience he has left on your cooking abilities from leaving his body. "Do you burn instant noodles?"

"Fire, apparently."

"...you know what, forget I asked." At this point he wasn't even sure if you were being sarcastic or if your braincells just give up on life the moment cooking was involved.

"You're banned from the kitchen if I'm not around to supervise," he stated, dumping the contents of the pot into the trash, not really knowing what exactly was in it- just that he was sure it was nothing close to edible.

"Wh- you can't do that!" You sputtered in disbelief. Because, come on! You're bad but not that bad.

"Can. Just did."

"But I didn't even set off the fire alarm this time!"

"The fact that you managed to set it off at all should be enough for me to ban you from the kitchen."

"Bu-" you cut yourself off as you caught the look your boyfriend gave you from the corner of his eye. Bombastic side eye indeed.

"Fine.." you grumbled, conceding begrudgingly, puffing out your cheeks in annoyance as you watch Bakugou tinker around in the kitchen with practiced ease. The two of you settled in comfortable silence

"Oh. Thats okay, Katsu," you spoke up when you saw him pull out fishcakes and veggies to add to the noodles. "I was going to make a plain one anyways."

Another sigh of an exasperated dying seal.

"Baby. I know for you, the bar is in hell. But I have standards to live up to, y'know."

Well. You're too shocked by the audacity of this man to even respond to that apparently.

At least he gave you kisses to shut you up.

And he's making you food.

And he's hot.

Yeah. Otherwise, you'd be whacking him on the head.

...

Yeah, no. You're whacking him either way. Bakugou only burst out cackling at your attempts to pounce at him, easily holding you off with a single muscled arm, while not even pausing his cooking.

How dare he.

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It was only a little while later that you're perched at the counter, satisfied little smile from a good late night meal as your boyfriend watched you slurp up the last of the bowl's contents with exasperated fondness.

"You're lucky you're cute with how much of a safety hazard you are."

"Can you ever compliment me without insulting me in the same sentence?" You drawled lazily, padding to the sink with your dirty dishes.

"No."

You tried glaring at this bastard, failing miserably. You were barely able to keep your eyes narrowed at your sleepy boyfriend that depsite the bite in his words, had unmistakable softness in his eyes that you know is reserved just for you.

If an ass, why so fucking adorable?

"Hey," you called softly, walking over to him, reaching out to touch his arm, stirring him just a bit before he fell asleep at your kitchen counter. You loosely wrapped your arm around his shoulders from where you stood beside him, nuzzling into his fluffy hair. "Thanks for the food. We should probably head to bed now."

Your cat yowled loudly, calling onto both your attention as she passed the counter, trotting into the kitchen to her food bowl, tail swishing high in the air.

Oh no.

You winced internally as you watched Bakugou woke up a little more, his eyes narrowed in focus at the sight of the cat's tail looking suspiciously singed.

Fuck. Yep. Time for bed. You barely managed to slip out of the kitchen and into the hallway before-

"DID YOU SET FIRE TO THE FUCKING CAT?!"

"NO SHE DID THAT HERSELF!"

"Y/N!"

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A/n: based on me and my cat that woke up and chose violence :)) also HI !! its been a hot minute since i posted a fic and i mOURN the time this blog has been quiet. life has just been busy and my brain wiLL NOT STOP SPOUTING NEW WIP IDEAS BEFORE FINISHING ONE GOD-

#oliwrites #bakugou x reader #bakugou fluff

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am-i-the-asshole-official · 6 months

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AITA? My (25) brother (22) has been bringing his girlfriend and her cat over ever since this last spring. They both know I'm allergic to cats, so they asked if it would be ok, leaving the cat only in my brother's room in the basement. I figured it would only be occasionally and as long as my brother cleaned his room often, it should be fine. They bring the cat over about 3-4 times a week, and he does vacuum a little, but there is still cat dander in the air, on his clothes, and he also somehow manages to always miss the cat litter all over the floor around the litter box. Not to mention that we have our washer/dryer in the basement, so I have to go down there sometimes. My allergies have been acting up all year to the point where I'm stuffy almost all the time, I've gone through MANY tissue boxes, and I had to renew my asthma inhaler prescription for the first time in 6+ years of not needing it. Anyway, the problem between me and my brother is that he and his gf make no effort to keep the cat outside of the house cuz apparently her parents are never home to watch the cat, and her room has no lock to keep the cat safe from her dogs. I told him to get a lock and he said that "it wouldn't work with her door." And apparently, anytime I bring up my issues with my cat allergies in front of the gf, he tells me that I'm making her feel unwelcome in our house. It finally got bad today when I texted him asking if he'd get me more tissues since I've had to buy them myself all year long. He immediately started trying to come up with excuses like he needs to save money (he can easily go to the Dollar Store), he wasn't feeling well (it was a minor stomach ache), and then when I started to tell him I'm tired of buying all these tissues and allergy meds for myself, he went off on me telling me that I'm overreacting, and that he outgrew his childhood cat allergies and that I should be fine, and that I was being rude to him and his gf. AITA for simply asking my brother to help pitch in with my allergy supplies and for wanting him to keep the cat out?

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole

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phantomrose96 · 1 year

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It's been a really messed up week at work.

I learned on Monday that 3 of my coworkers were being laid off. Two were under different managers, but one was a guy I've known since I started and he's been with the company almost 25 years. The layoffs were unexpected, and came right after a huge crunch-time for product launch, and I've been crazy upset for Ulli. Like how do you give 25 years to a company and then someone who's never seen your face just decides to let you go. Since it's a layoff, the decision came from outside our org and our managers/skip-level had no say in it happening.

One of the other guys, Jason, I didn't know well but he's been here 17 years and he was about to close on a house. Now he's out of a job and the bank won't give him a mortgage so just. Fuck you, no house. And this is after putting down the earnest money which is like, a deposit proving you're serious. If it was the 5% earnest money, that was probably like $30,000-$50,000 he won't get back.

The third person didn't reveal themselves, but like on Monday afternoon we had our usual weekly team watercooler chat and like... I made it known how upset I was and how scummy I found this. And I'm an easy crier (I've gotten better in adulthood, but the last couple months have been hard so my ability to not cry has dipped a lot I guess). But like, there was no one in the room with any power here. Layoffs are a faceless corporate decision.

And it was all extra scummy to me because the company is doing well. And they're projecting all this optimism about the future. But the stock price isn't making shitty wallstreet bros happy enough, so corporate decided to layoff 10,000 people--and that was a slow-drip of layoffs between January and March, which were going to be complete by end of March, and they waited for like practically March 31st to hit us.

So that was all... Monday... Tuesday morning I overslept (cuz I didn't sleep well Monday night) and woke up late so I like, kinda just jumped to my work computer. And there was an email from my skip level titled "Sad news about Alexei".

Since the third person to get laid off hadn't identified themselves, it sounded like Alexei was the third layoff. That didn't sit right with me because Alexei was a super super prolific engineer. Like I cannot overstate how prolific. He had a hand in everything. Even if you hadn't worked with him, you knew him. So I could just feel like something was wrong.

So I clicked the email. He died on Sunday evening. My skip-level only just found out and was informing everyone. I literally have an email in my inbox rescheduling a meeting that Alexei sent Sunday morning.

I didn't personally know Alexei all that well, but so many of my coworkers did, some for 24 years, and it's really really obvious how much this has rattled everyone. My project lead Ransom has been out most of the week, in part for the funeral and in part just taking bereavement time. Ransom is the main person I'm coordinating with, and we were just kicking off planning for next steps, so it feels like everything's in this artificial standstill.

And like... maybe I shouldn't phrase it like that. I did know Alexei. But I didn't "24 years" know him.

And now like, all the activity on Teams is either stuff beyond our org happening in the peripheral, or people within our org contributing thoughts and stories about Alexei.

For the last couple days I've been getting up intending to do work. But then I just kinda aimlessly stare at my remote desktop like it might do something. If I had some mindless tasks, I could do those, but my tasks right now are more like deep investigations and my brain won't turn on enough for those, and Ransom's not around to coordinate with. So I've mostly ended up just like... going and taking a nap and logging a sick day. I've also been so extremely tired.

It's been messed up...

#chrissy speaks

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dorayakimanjiro · 8 months

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Imagine Revali watching the Barbie Movie

After watching the Barbie Movie myself, I got curious if Revali would be willing to go to the movie.... it's been like 3 weeks since I watched the movie but school's been awful with homework and team assingments. Finally found the motivation to finish this :)

Enjoy^^

This was the pinkiest photo I found of Revali *.*

"Hey Revali! Lets go watch the Barbie movie"

"Is this a serios suggestion? You think that a champion as great as I would even consider watching such... such tripe?" His in denial at first.

You try gaslighting him with "All the other champions are gonna watch it, even Link and Princess Zelda"

"Don't be absurd. I'm not going to be wasting my time with a girl's movie"

"Excuse ME?!? The Barbie Movie is an cinematic masterpiece fyi, everyone honors it by wearing pink clothes to the theater, it's way superior than all your mocking nonsense" your confidence on to cuz NO ONE has the right to insult the Barbie Movie.

"Very well, if you wish. But know my reputation and dignity wil be tarnished in the process, because it's nothing more than a silly, feminine diversion. Nothing of importance"

'THIS LITTEL BI-...' you save the thought.

"I have you know that even the king of Hyrule, King Rhoam loved the Barbie movie, that man has good taste. PERIODT.

Revali sights in defeat, tired of your whims "Whatever, let's just watch this"

"YAS! That's the spirit! Now... we need to change into something pink and I just have the perfect outfit for myself!"

Revali rolls his eyes "Ugh! Changing clothes... You can't be serious?

You slowly reveal a pink scarf that has been hiding in your back.

A big mischievous smile on your face.

"No, absolutely NOT!" Revali stutters at seeing the scarf.

"Yes, absolutely YES!"

"I refuse the scarf! There's no way in hell I'm wearing-"

You both are in the theater buying your movie tickets with Revali wearing his pink scarf.

"I- this is ridiculous!" Looks around, sees everyone's wearing pink clothes.

"Why did I let you drag me into this?!"

"Cuz I'm ur cool friend who keeps you updated with the latest trends and besides, you had all the right to refuse it yet here you are~" cheeky smiles at him.

"Because you were persistent..." he mutters under his breath.

"Hmm yeah, whatever. Lets go to the movie!!"

"Alright, fine" he groans and walk's after her to the theater, "So... this movie is about Barbie? A doll?" he asks.

"Exactly! A live-action movie about the doll"

"...And let me guess. Barbie has a lot of adventures?

"She is EVERYTHING you could ever dreamt of being; she's an astronaut, a doctor, a firefighter, a lawyer, she graduated from every possible career" they enter to the movie theater.

"Wait... she graduated from being..what?-"

"Look! Everyone's in pink clothing! How cool is that!?"

"Why did I agree to this?" he mutters to himself.

They sit of their assigned seats.

"You're not seriously going to... enjoy this?" Revali asks.

"I'm gonna enjoy this with. every. single. cell. in my body-" interrupting your menancing speak, you turn to the source who called you out.

It was Urbosa!!! With Link and Zelda seating besides her.

"Gurl! What are you doing here?! Zelda and Link! Hii guys!" you happily greet and wave at them.

"Wait...why are they here too?"

The guy in the fronts seats recognizes your voice and turns around to greet you, it was Daruk!

"Ayo Daruk! You're also here?! Gosh this is epic" High-fives Daruk.

You feel a gentle hand poking your head, turning you head, Mipha and Sidon were also here!! Seating behind us.

"GUYS!! All the homies are in the house! Let's freaking GOOO!"

Revali is genuinely puzzled at this point "What in the... Why is everyone here?"

All the champions congratulate you for convincing Revali to come watch Barbie "I told you all I could easily managed it! Piece of cake" you brag.

Revali sighs in resignations "This is a nightmare"

"This gotta be the best day of my life!" you rejoice.

"I'm gonna to die of embarrasment. What will everyone think of me now that I've been seen in pink and attending some ridiculous girlie movie that's supposed to be entertaining?! Oh Goddess...

Raising your eyebrow and asks shamelessly to the champions, "Do you guys think Revali's ridiculous for wearing pink and coming to the Barbie movie?"

"Don't you DARE-"

Revali's threat was cutoff by the champions replies.

Urbosa feels glad Revali's here, she thinks his mind need a break from all his intense training and champion's duties. Daruk comments he's glad Revali is trying new stuff out of training stuff. Everyone agrees with both champion's statements.

"Told ya"

Revali is too stunned to say anything, he still can't believe this situation you dragged him into..... or that he's wearing pink.

"You're a little to hard on yourself, just relax" Offers him popcorn.

Taking the popcorn, still shocked and embarrassed, he quietly looks down, a low "...thank you" comes out of his peak.

"It's nothing. Oh! The movie's about to start!"

The movie starts and he's secretly watching it.

After 20 minutes into the movie he slowly starts enjoying it, even admiting to himsef it's quite comical.

He gives up and finally admits he IS enjoying the movie.

Thinks about the Mojo Dojo Casa House a lot.

Eventually chuckles at the funny scenes, keeps it lowkey.

Once the movie is over, you DEFINETELY tease him about how he actually liked the movie.

Even thought he tried to be annoyed, he can't hide the fact he liked it.

And for the cherry on top, you both went to have dinner in a spicy fried chicken restaurant and had a competition of how could it the chicken the fastest....

And of course Revali won, has an advantage considering his peak.

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gaybananabread · 1 year

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If it’s ok for request Lers willow and Gus lee hunter? He’s acting strange because of he’s fear of them finding out about his secret so they try and cheer him up

Sure! Hunter is the fandom's baby, and nobody's gonna argue with me. I'm sorry this took so long, my brian didn't want to work with school.

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Lee: Hunter

Ler: Willow, Gus

Summary: Hunter's worried about the others finding out about his secret. Willow and Gus have a way to cheer him up. (angsty at the start, cuz why not)

Warnings: Owl House spoilers! This is a tickle fic, so if you don't like that, scroll away!

He was walking. It looked like the forest, but darker. Shadows lept at him, ominous and evil-like lights flashed in the darkness, convulsing under the moonlight. A loud groan broke through the trees, sending a shiver down he spine. Now he was running.

To where, he didn't know. He had this overwhelming sense of fear, driving him to go faster and faster with every step. His heart hammered in chest, nearly downing out the loud, angry groans from the trees. Nearly.

He had wound up in a clearing, eerie and desolate. There was nowhere to go, the treeline far to thick for navigating. A loud SNAP echoed just a few feet behind him. When he whipped his head around, all he saw was the jaws of Belos, his rotten nub-teeth and thick blue veins.

CRUNCH

Hunter woke up screaming. It had been like this almost every night, one Belos nightmare after another. That night's, however, had been the worst yet. He hugged himself and curled into a ball, fighting back tears. Gus was upstairs already, and they had sound-proofed the basement for musical reasons.

He just sat, rocking himself and trying to calm down. He tried to be positive. He was fine, Belos was dead, and nobody was going to get hurt because of him.

'Again ' a voice whispered. It wasn't wrong, either. He had tried to hurt Luz multiple times, kidnapped and almost forcefully covened the whole Flier Derby team, and helped cause the Day of Unity.

'You're a monster. They're all going to hate you once they know. Know that you're just a bag of dead bones and magic, know what you've done, what you've helped create. FREAK!'

Finally, the dam broke. He cried, sobbing into his pillow. He let it all out, tears pouring out of him, along with all the thoughts that caused them. Hunter believed every word of it, just crying and feeling horrible.

When he calmed down enough to stop the tears, he went into the bathroom. Perring into the mirror,, He saw how puffy his eyes were, the bags under his eyes deeper than usual. Hunter tried his best to clean up, drying his eyes and washing his face. It helped a bit, but didn't do much.

He fussed with his hair, trying to look presentable. He was still getting used to his new look, struggling to comb out the knots. Hunter made his bed, cleaned up, and changed his clothes. When he was ready to actually head upstairs, he looked normal, save for the deeper bags. He would have to manage.

In the kitchen, he was greeted by friendly "good morning"s and "hey sleepy head"s. Mrs. Noceda had made pancakes and sausage. She slid him a plate of some; he nodded, thanking her. He poked at his food, only nibbling a small piece of the fluffy disk. Willow and Gus noticed, shooting eachother the friend-is-sad-mission face.

Once breakfast was over, Hunter lumbered into the living room, plopping down on the couch. He laid down, getting comfy. He was going to nap, but a pair of shadows loomed over him. Opening his eyes, Hunter saw the smiling, yet concerned faces of Willow and Gus.

"Hey, Hunter. Watcha doing?" He sighed, closing his eyes again. "Taking a nap. I'm tired." Gus creased his brows, confused. "But you were in your room 'til 12!" They took a good look at his face, noticing the extra deep eye bags. It was clear he hadn't been sleeping. Hunter just turned away from them. "Still tired. Afternoon."

They were not taking that for an answer. "Come on, buddy! Cheer up!" Gus poked him in his belly, trying to get a response out of him. What he didn't expect was the squeak he got in return. Hunter whipped around, eyes wide and defensive. Gus was smirking, same with Willow. The distance between them now seemed nonexistent.

"Wait, guys, don't!" His plea fell on deaf ears, the pair already trying to pin him down. Hunter kicked and squirmed, but he was outnumbered in energy and hands. In seconds, his arms were above his head, Gus on his waist. A pair of hands started clawing at his belly.

"Gahahaha! Noho!" His sleepy giggles were soft and sweet. Both his friends just had to hear more. "You know, I think Hunter's a bit stressed. What do you think Willow?" She hummed, mock thinking. "Yeah, you're right! Maybe tickling him will help! He seems a lot happier when he's not brooding!"

"Ihihi'm rihight here!" He couldn't belive them! They were talking like he wasn't in the room! "Oh yeah! Hey Hunter, is this helping? We wanna know how you feel." The tickling slowed down, but didn't stop.

Now his face was bright red. To be honest, he did enjoy it. It took his mind off of things, and it made him feel happier. Not that he would ever say any of that out loud. "Maybehe."

That was all they needed. Willow fluttered her hands at his neck, while Gus went to work on his ribs. "GUHUHUHUYS! AHAHAHA!" Hunter was nice and awake now. His laughter was squeaky and loud, filling the room.

While he was there, squirming and thrashing on the couch, he only thought one thing:

I love this house

#toh #lee!hunter #ler!willow #ler!gus #ticklish!hunter #toh tickle #the owl house tickle #toh hunter #toh willow #toh gus #the owl house hunter #the owl house willow #the owl house gus #sfw tickling community #tickle fic #tickle #belos is a dick

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definitelynotshouting · 11 months

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Oooo, I see you started playing MC as well ^.^

My brain has been stuck in the game for a solid 2 months now, I've had so many ideas for building, so it's nice to see you enjoy it too <3

And to be fair, I do use creative mode for some things in my singleplayer world (cuz I wanna skip to the good parts lol). But I think if the potion lab I build in the survival multiplayer I'm in was what I had made in that singleplayer, a sad Grian looking for weakness potions would be delighted to stumble upon it pffttt

I have 2 double chests of finished potions, huge nether wart field, endless water source, 5 brewing stands, a whole double chest of at least 3 of every potion ingredient, pre-prepared awkward potions, 3stacks of bottles, blaze rods for days, you name it and it's there

The only issue is that all weakness potions I have ready are turned into splash potions, cuz I've never really had the desire to chug them myself (besides that one time I tired to get the "have every potion effect on all at once" achievement xdd)

~🌠

Ive been watching mcyt religiously for abt 2 yrs now (prior to that i had ZERO exposure to minecraft at all) and have joked before that its given me fucking minecraft shingles bc i never got my crafting vaccination as a kid. This thing has DESTROYED my braincells its just all minecraft blocks now, im obsessed

Ive also shamelessly used cheats in my first proper singleplayer world-- pretty much just to teleport to coords bc i get lost real easily and an hour of trying to navigate back with F3 is not my idea of a good time 😭😭😭😭 but with this new 1.20 singleplayer my plan is basically play on peaceful until i can get set up with a house and get a bit more practice with movement, then switch it to easy to practice killing mobs, then slowly ramp up the difficulty until i get to hard so i can cure zombie villagers. I watched p much the entirety of Pixlriffs' Survival Guide S2 around January after getting super sick and needed smth to entertain myself with, and now im following along with his S3 bc he is just the guy ever to me :] its taught me a lot abt the mechanics of minecraft which has been REALLY nice for a late learner 💀💀💀💀

YOUR POTION ROOM SOUNDS SO COOL!!!!! Thats so many ingredients,,,, i love your organization system that sounds so nice. Ive found my favorite thing in minecraft is literally inventory management SKDNEKDJD hermits beware i am the anti-chest monster guy<3 but yeah gods can u imagine if Grian had used splash potions 😭😭😭 he wouldve dropped SO FAST, RIP

How do you usually plan your builds??? I got myself a creative flatworld to make stuff in, but ive found that idea i had with taking a screenshot of the area and drawing on it has REALLY helped me put some concrete visuals to the ideas ive had which has been SUPER helpful. I just finished building the silhouette of my future lakehouse the other day (via the Pixlriffs stone method) so now im just messing around with block palettes to see how i wanna incorporate the cherry wood :] im super excited to build it for real in survival!!!!

#shouting speaks #asks #minecraft #mcyt #cherrybee hollow #pixlriffs has become my automatic feel good youtuber tbh #ive pavloved myself on that man's voice. spent a week sick out of my mind and watching nothing but his vids now im attached #i love his sense of humor he comes across as so serious and then suddenly he's saying smth completely off the wall #guy who frogboils his viewers into thinking they have a reasonable man on their hands only to blink and realized he shrinkwrapped a mountain #out of sheer spite #your honor. i love him #he just like me fr #long post #txt

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Honestly, I’m blaming not noticing the name switches on my dyslexia because I’m not actually reading the words, I’m just guessing what the word is based on the shape and first/last letter. Like the only thing that actually allows me to read is a big vocabulary and reading via prediction (which everyone does). I just think my brain has the word Pythia catalogued as Wilbur so even though I see Pythia I read Wilbur which makes noticing the switches really hard the first time around. Going back and looking for them is very fun too, I just don’t notice until someone points it out even though I know you’ll put switches in there.

This rant is sponsored by my dyslexia getting dialled by to like 200% thanks to a migraine. I just want to read. Why is my brain like this?

Anyway, I hope all of you lovely people are having a better week than I am. (not that it was that terrible of a week, I’m surprisingly doing well at the school stuff and the heat within my house is manageable most of the time, I’m just tired of having to use all my reading energy on school stuff because I’m halfway through my book and I want to continue reading cuz it’s good).

Also, how’s the weather over there? Is it also hot? Is it nice and manageable? Is it raining? Is it cold? Windy? I have no idea what the regular weather forecast is.

-🌲

oh damn that's such an interesting way to read?? I'm sorry about the dyslexia that sounds like a lot to struggle with, but that's a very interesting way to read that makes sense. tbh it kind of reminds me of when I was taking sign language classes and our teacher made us do exercises to get better at reading fingerspelling. a trick we all picked up on was when watching somebody fingerspell a word, it helps to try and just focus on the first and last letters and then use context clues to pick up on what it was.

either way though, absolutely do not worry about missing the pythia/wilbur switches, you're going through so much just to read my fics in the first place 😭

I hope your migraine gets better soon spruce :(

I'm glad school stuff is going well and the heat isn't too terrible!! but yeah I get being bummed about what you have to use your energy on. I get so miserable when I don't have enough energy to write 😭😭 I hope your book ends up being good though whenever you can finish reading it!!

the weather over here is interesting because it's june and it's still cloudy and cool?? and I live near LA?? like. almost the entirety of may was cloudy, and tbh it's been cloudy more often than sunny since january. we've had a few hot days here and there, but for the most part it's just constant overcast skies and temps in the 10-15 C/50-60 F range for the most part. it's very strange for sure, I've never seen a grey spell quite like this in CA and I've lived here my entire life. I'm not complaining though. I love overcast skies so I'm thrilled to death. no one else I know is very happy though

#ask #spruce anon

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the-firebird69 · 2 years

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We've taken over tons of ebike companies most of them are crap and we're making our e-bikes there and we're going to take over Tommy company cuz he's a b**** and he's a liar and he's a meanie and no it was not BG the whole time see if of BG wants to do some work

Probably shot by a clone it was posing as that big b**** oh my God

And he wants to have you run even I can BMX courses e-bike BMX courses and they don't have ebike BMX and we'll just make new courses and you can make your own bike if you want it's kind of simple it's like his idea of assembling a Chinese part thing to make it a whole bike this new batteries are stable the triangles he likes it cuz I can pedal it's not obtrusive so he's going to do it and we want to assist because he'll never get it going this is okay how you going to do that I only have the land the machines the designs it's just show up with your group of eBay so your BMX people and start a circuit with people your people would be doing it and manage it and be part owner because he's framed you and they did this s*** and he's been doing it for years by the way yes ugly and I agree I'm going to accept the deal because I should and I'm going to assemble my own bike somehow get parts here he says through Mexico it's probably the overall plan and I want some agents assigned to this and it's me Zeus and Hera and I agree I need to assign people to get the stuff done and he says it and we just sit there looking at him he's assigning some people he's lots of task force and we're going to do that that way this is nothing to worry about BG. So we've got some things going and we got tracks and we can't seem to get the stupid ebike I mean a light cycle race going he says he's worried because Tommy f is a stinker is going to show up and probably ruin it cuz he doesn't want to do it that way and we know what to do so I'm going to let it ride if he shows up we're going to coordinate It off if he wants to be a dick and will join up with Max and foreigners and morlock and all see it. This is here still that's some sort of rib joint that's associated with BMX ebiking. I was like healthy salads or something the garth is laughing cuz he knows what it does. They're both motivated to do it there's several locations in the near regular BMX cycling places and you were right the medium size one is good cuz they go faster and they are all signed everybody loves it and the tire is a little fatter it's weird as hell it's like a little dirt bike and where not assuming control of racing circuits but they kind of just sitting around doing nothing so we're buying them up we may actually buy the one in Fontana it's not really Mac I got really pissed off and he said you having trouble too instead we kind of have to own it so we can outfit it and get your stuff in kind I don't know what he would want he says houses apartments and condos yes I have a business associated with it... How about helping us a Sim dealership and retains the percentage in the race track and he seems to be overwhelmed with joy that is dread really okay better yet hard knock kicker 5150 plant nearby his house it's a real special meeting against clones and others it's just seems to be against hospitals but I didn't really have that effect so he's have actually true nobody wants to do it cuz I think they get killed on the bikes I have seen the bikes and the bikes are well built. And he's going to agree and he wants to combine factory and with the choppers and the Enduro and the cruisers in the original this is okay yeah send him two hands of God this is more than that as part of the opening deal and we're moving on that too I got BG his BMX place is that one here and he's going to make his own bike I'm going to send some bikes down there and have some ride around and film it and try and get it accredited by the racing BMX racing folks and if not there's a e-bike racing circuit and we're going to try it both of them

Thank you for your help and we're helping Hera there are fleets moving up there and in the way of Venis

Thor Freya

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Just got off work, I'm tired and horny so have some various assorted Thots™️

- Shark!mer Squalo and hexapus(cuz talking head only has six limbs)!Tiziano taking an interest in u and breeding u with Tizianos eggs n Squalos cum stuffing u to the brim

- moth Risotto not realizing the effect his pheromones has on you, a human, until his breeding season starts and he's now dealing with a very horny human who is wiggling for more than he can physically fit in them so he has to pin u down and keep his cock in u to keep the eggs from slipping out

-literally any of the service tops in jjba noticing you're grumpy and stressed from overworking yourself so they force u to self care and fuck you so thoroughly that you have the call in the next day bc u can't walk and they're just next to you like :) oh no :) guess I gotta :) take care of you :)

- the doms (I'm thinkin more specifically Lulu, Prosciutto, etc) easing you into subspace so deep that when they move you in front of a mirror and order you to admit you're hot, you can't do anything but babble the affirmations. Bonus points if this is yanderes who have Had It with you having negative self esteem you are Wonderful you are Lovely you are GOING to love yourself damn it

Probably more in the future but thats all I got on the brain rn lmao -🛤 (railed anon)

You give all this food???? For free????

- Biology got in the way of their quaint life in the sea, their urge to breed and procreate grew stronger every day and there were literally no females in the general area on the seafloor for kilometers. Poor Squalo was taking it hard, Tiziano could no longer keep up satisfying his lover's needs . No matter how many tentacles Tiziano used or his cock, Squalo would automatically rut against a surface and mutter to himself about wanting to breed and to create offspring. And it's not like Tiziano wasn't feeling it either, he felt the urge to go to land and snatch a human female of all things just so he could lay his eggs inside of her and make her give birth to his brood. But he managed to force himself away from shore to not give into his desires.

They use a small cave connecting the land and ocean as their secret lair, trying to get off with each other and trying to contain their urges for the meantime. But that tiny human just had to wander in, smelling so fertile and looking so adorable in a swimsuit and a jacket covering it. You walked closer to the pool of water, thinking it looked cool and thought you could find some cool sea shells or something - only to have tentacles grab onto your limbs and drag you into the water. With Tiziano using some of his tentacles binding you and keeping your head above water from behind, and Squalo who swam up to you with the fin on his back ripping through the water until you saw those hazy ocean blue eyes staring at you like a piece of meat. Just bite marks, lips, tentacle suckers, and rough hands handling you as you were stuffed with one tendril-like cock wriggling inside of you and able to brush against your cervix and make you cum so hard around it as Tiziano laid his eggs inside of you. Then you felt Squalo shove two barbed cocks inside of you at one, stuffing you full and rutting into you roughly as he tried to reach for his orgasm and wanting to breed you.

"Squalo, you're going to break them if you keep going so rough. We need this human to keep breeding, who else is going to take our eggs and cum so good, hm? This tiny human needs to be taken care of, Amore. H-Hng, oh, I could get addicted to their tight holes."

"A-Ah, fuck, fuck fuck! I-I wanna breed them so fucking bad. I-I need to cum inside of them! A-Ah, fuck! H-Hnng, so tight! A-Ah~! Aaah! Hahh~! Fuck, cum around me. Y-Yeah, I'm gonna breed you so much. You're going to have my pups, tiny human!"

- Risotto during his mating season is a horny monster, but he didn't want to impede it on you. He was just going to lock himself up in his portion of the house and hopefully get over it. That was until you got a good whiff of his pheromones and you were all over him, it was an invitation to rip you clothes off and rut into your tight hole as you moaned so deliciously for him. At one point, you flipped him over and started to sink yourself on his cock, making one pair of his hands grip onto your waist and the other play with your chest as you fucked yourself on his large and tendril-like cock.

His wings flapped furiously with pleasure as he came inside of you, reaching you so deep inside of your cervix as he filled your insides with his hot cum. But he had to be quick - the end of his ovipositor rising up and extending to replace his cock with it so that his eggs could fill you up on the inside. Risotto was going to comfort you, but stopped when you moaned and bucked your hips at the feeling of hundreds of eggs filling your uterus. He could feel his cock twitch and wriggle with life seeing the erotic sight, you bouncing on his ovipositor and trying to get yourself stuffed to the brim as you babbled incoherently and drooled. But when you tried to milk it was when the problem occured, when eggs started to drip the sides of the ovipositor from out of your used cunt. Risotto had to let his four hands go to you and shove you so deep onto his ovipositior, making it slip so deep inside of your uterus and to continue filling you up alongside his cum and holding you down so that nothing drips out. His cock was writhing and leaking with precum from the erotic sight.

"A-Ah, fuck. Y-You're too tiny, you can fit anymore. O-Oh, fuck. H-Hng, fuck, I wanna breed you again so bad...I-I wanna fill you up so much more that you look like you're going to have my kids right now...O-Oh, fuck. Bounce on it more, please. I need to breed you so good!"

- This is some real Bruno Buccellati or Noriaki Kakyoin shit right here. They just pick you up from your office chair and make you actually clean yourself, feed yourself, get out of your work clothes into your comfy (and kinda erotic) oversized t-shirt, and put you to bed. They would actually get in the shower with you to help wash your hair if you feel like you can't do it and brush your hair while you sit in front of them with your back turned.

They see you're frustrated from overwork and decide there to break your back for ✨mental health✨. Full on mating press, eating you out until youre shaking and crying, rearranging your guts, and filling you up with so much cum.

And when you have to make that call into work, they're just smiling. "Oh, what a shame. Guess I need to take care of you more."

Like they aint the cause of it.

- real soft (yet rough) dom energy here. I can see them stuffing you full with his cock while he forces you in to look in the mirror.

"Look at yourself. Don't you see how gorgeous you are? These beautiful curves, this soft skin, this adorable mouth, this beautiful complextion. Look at how sexy your chest is, how good you take me in...Don't you think so? Answer me."

"Y-Yea...I-I'm b-beautiful and...And I'm sexy..

I-I'm always pretty!"

"Mm, that's right. You're always so beautiful, look how well you take this cock. Say it again."

"I-I'm...Beautiful!"

And he'll make you repeat if and telling yourself that you live yourself until you cum. Kissing ylu on the temple as you twitch in his arms.

#monster au #jjba confessions #hexapus merman tiziano #shark merman squalo #moth risotto #bruno buccellati #noriaki kakyoin #f/o imagines #afab reader #gn reader #not sfw #railed anon

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