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hellsite-hall-of-fame · 10 months
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Wait, girl in red? Are you female??
no i’m a ✨mystery✨
….but actually yes lmaooo
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blob-of-atoms · 2 years
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I just finished cyberpunk and got the ending where judy breaks up with my V .. and after crying about 2 gallons of tears..im going to replay to get our ending right
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cryptidcr3ature · 2 months
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Rip Charles Smith, you’d have loved Mitski.
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giolovesyousm · 1 year
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wait..neil and todd fell in love in october-
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xinyuehui · 2 years
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I was the one who submitted a request to have you decapitated. The emperor has permitted me to execute you personally. Time is up. Time for you to die.
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furby-organist · 3 months
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// IF YOU'RE NEW HERE one of the older jokes on this crack ass blog is that people will call in to Alastor's station to be like "hey. play Fingers In His Ass" and he's like "crowdfund $10,000" and if they raise the money he WILL play the song. (He does not have advertisers so he gets creative with fundraising.) So he probably did the same to raise money again. He knows who Sexyy Red is.
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jussst-lurking · 9 months
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theres-a-bea · 2 years
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as an avid Ingrid Rosworth enjoyer I'm always left wondering how the fuck does she have the prettiest names ever
罗羽好 (CN) Luō Yǔhǎo
look, ik this is a mihoyo ceo but it sounds pretty on her
森永呉羽 (JP) Morinaga Kureha
나윤성 (KR) Na Yun-seong
like??? you're hot and you have pretty names? girl HOW
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phoebespenglers · 8 months
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me: chocolate and caffeine makes me sick
me: drinks mocha coffee. eats chocolate croissant
also me: why tummy hurt ?? ☹️
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goldenhypen · 7 months
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→ ENHYPEN’S RED FLAGS !! ⚠︎
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PAIRING | ot7 x fem!reader
GENRE | crack
WORD COUNT | 1.3k
WARNINGS | mentions of food; reader is referred to as “girl”; i’m pretty sure it’s fine but it is possible i made mistakes w the tenses (i’m still tryna get used to writing more in present tense T-T)
DISCLAIMER | THIS IS NOT IN ANY WAY A FORM OF HATE TOWARDS ENHYPEN (pls i love these boys w my entire being how could i) this is a joke so don’t take this too seriously lol
A/N | had the time of my life choosing pics for the moodboard btw they had me out here cackling at 3 am (first red flag: i’m out here losing sleep bc of them !! smh)
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이희승 ! HEESEUNG
too handsome… how can you stand to look at that devilishly handsome face without ever passing out due to lack of oxygen in your lungs when he’s always taking your breath away?! also y’all become way too popular; people are always staring at you two (not only heeseung but you too obviously 😏), it’s tiring being so famous yk 🙄
good at everything… it’s lowk invigorating sometimes bc he’s always outdoing you in everything. when you play games, he’s beating you; when you’re having fun at karaoke, he’s always out-singing you or showing off with his fancy riffs and harmonies; when you’re playing sports together, he always has a way of beating you, no matter what the sport. he even manages to do better at the simple task of making ramyeon. and we all know that’s only to list a few. it’s just so tiring having such a perfect bf 😔
박종성 ! JAY
jawline is too sharp… you cup his jaw as you kiss him then suddenly you hurt your hand on his sharp jawline !! it’s not fair that you have to sacrifice your hands every day just because he looks so good.
cooks for everyone… because he cooks so much, you can’t just be hanging out watching him be all hot and sexy as he cooks for everyone all the time !! you’ve had enough of back hugging him, cheek pressed against his firm back muscles (they’re so strong, it hurts your face !!), or smelling and eating all the delicious food,,, you just wanna spend alone time with your man, without the kitchen as the third wheel :’D your bf is just so husband material, and being able to provide for everyone aside from just you and him is just so, totally, very much, rlly unattractive (that’s sarcastic btw i actually couldn’t come up w any negative points to this why would anyone hate that about him-)
심재윤 ! JAKE
always has his tongue hanging outside of his mouth or his teeth sunk into his bottom lip with a smirk… no wonder my man always has ulcers lol jk i have no idea how that actually works,, but you can never kiss him cuz his mouth hurts !! but he’s too hot for you to handle anyways so- sometimes he’ll be all seductive with that smirk after swiftly swiping his tongue over his lips and you have to literally take a moment to compose yourself before he wraps his hands around your waist, biting his bottom lip before leaning in to kiss you,, oh my heart :’>
loves his dog too much… sure, loving layla taught him ways on how to love on his own future girl, but you didn’t realize how long it would take him to transfer the title of his most favourite girl from layla to you. you were always competing with a dog and yes, she’s cute but how was this fair?! so let’s just say it took many years of hard work and determination until you finally stole that hard earned title.
박성훈 ! SUNGHOON
doesn’t hang out with enough girls… so he has no experience when it comes to dating you. even before dating you, he was basically a total clutz. not being around girls enough made him feel nervous whenever he was around them due to lack of experience. and so whenever it came to you at first, he was always a nervous wreck and super awkward. and even after dating you, though he is so much better and confident, he still has his slip ups and tends to get super shy whenever you make him flustered (which occurs a lot more often than you’d imagine)! alexa play ‘super shy’ by newjeans 👖
too funny… he randomly comes out with these stupidly funny jokes or comments that make you laugh so hard, it makes your tummy, cheeks and lungs hurt. whenever you tell him you’re gonna die of laughter, you’re not joking.
김선우 ! SUNOO
too sassy… like why does he always have to react with his eye rolls or side eyes whenever you tease him, with that snarky scoff. and then when he’d tease you back, he’d just take the remarks to a whole other level. but occasionally this sass would be used in your favour; whenever a friend would tease you, he’d always get very defensive and have the best comebacks. actually depending on how close you two are with the friend, he once in a while would take the side of your friend and just tease you harder.
perfect figure… he outdoes you all the time. like sunoo give us ladies a chance to shine?? he’s always stealing the spotlight, it’s annoying sometimes !! 🙄 like yes, you (y/n) are always hot and super attractive (self confidence!!! you deserve to love yourself 😌) but for some reason people are always complimenting sunoo’s body instead of yours. but let me let you in on a little secret… it’s only because it’s obvious you’re the one who’s clearly more physically attractive. and who states the obvious these days anyway? hmph 😌
양정원 ! JUNGWON
too loveable… in other words,, there’s nothing to ever (playfully) hate on him with or tease him about !! so boring 👎👎👎 like you just constantly wanna love on him. he can be teasing you about an embarrassing moment of yours that happened just a couple minutes ago, and then you try to think of a comeback but then you take one glimpse into his eyes and suddenly you’re melting on the spot as your mind is wiped of everything you could’ve ever thought up in one quick moment. and suddenly you can only think about the things about him that give you warm, fluffy feelings. HE COULD BE DOING THE BARE MINIMUM AND YOURE FULL HEART EYES FOR HIM he’s just perfect. so unfair and so not fun 👎👎
duality… DOES HE EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT HE SHOULD HAVE YOUR HEART TO LOOK AFTER ???? like what about your well being ??? how about YOUR FEELINGS ???? like you’re constantly being emotionally pulled this way and that cuz one second he’ll be the cutest bf ever with his bread cheeks and fluffy smile when all of a sudden he has a dance to practice and all of a sudden he’s in performance mode, and his duality is just insane !!! is that even the same jungwonie that was with you just a second ago ???? i think not !!! smh
西村 力 ! NI-KI
too tall; doesn’t stop growing… (if he’s a lot taller than you) how are you gonna kiss him?? how is he gonna kiss you?? no but even if he isn’t a lot taller than you now, this boy doesn’t stop growing. you won’t admit it but it’s actually really romantic and hot the way he’d do things to match your heights, such as the other day when he carried you onto the counter, stood between your legs, and pressed his lips against yours in the hottest kiss you’ve ever shared. it’s simply not okay ???
too good of a dancer… outdoes you in every dance game. like riki at least give us a chance??? i mean sometimes he does, but the competitive side of him always wins and he just ends up beating you anyways like always 🙄 also getting to watch him on stage is like seeing a whole other riki. you mostly know him for his goofy personality, but whenever you get to see him perform, he switches that off and enters his alter ego and it has to be the hottest thing you’ve ever seen. so you get the best of both worlds… which obviously isn’t healthy for your heart ???
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hellsite-hall-of-fame · 10 months
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*kisses you on the cheek* no homo
why thank you!
….but….but what if yes homo…??
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tinycoffeeroom · 14 days
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up the oranges? | max verstappen
face claim: none ᡣ𐭩
request: here !
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👤 ybfngram, landonorris, mclaren liked by ybfngram, landonorris and 83,928 others
y/nstagram bestie won paddock passes to mclaren garage and was gracious enough to let little noob me tag along! up the oranges or whatever she said 🧡
ygfngram it's papaya babe... but thank u for letting me rant about all things f1!! (and thank u for the lando pic i'm gonna be so insufferable from now on) ↳ y/nstagram wdym from now on?? but i enjoyed it! 🫶
user1 y/n and f1?? the crossover we never knew we needed
user2 please say you vlogged it!! ↳ y/nstagram ofc i did 🫶 coming next week!!
landonorris was lovely to meet you guys! :) ♥️ y/nstagram, ybfngram
mclaren if y/n says it's up the oranges, it's up the oranges... you're welcome back anytime 🧡 ↳ y/nstagram sorry best friends.. up the papayas! 🧡
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y/nstagram new vlog out now! the orange (😉) boys explain f1 to me, we take a look around the mclaren garages and a certain world champion sneaks in! link in bio 🧡
landonorris for someone who's never seen an f1 race, you picked it up pretty well! ↳ ybfngram not for lack of trying, she never wants to join my race nights 💔 ↳ y/nstagram next time baby! girls night ❤️
redbullracing we think she'd look better in blue 👀 ↳ maxverstappen1 agreed ↳user2 ARIANA? what are you doing here
mclaren back 🤺 redbull 🤺 back!
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mclaren we must say, orange suits you y/n 🧡
y/nstagram thank you for having me back mclaren! the oranges are safe and sound in my kitchen 🫡 ↳ user1 oranges?? ↳ y/nstagram when i arrived, they had a bowl of oranges waiting for me... humiliating babes...
landonorris the highlight was her peeling oranges for oscar and patting his head like a baby ↳ oscarpiastri didn't see her peeling YOU oranges though 🤨 ↳ y/nstagram that's ybfngram's job xx ↳ ybfngram i would have if SOMEONE would have invited me... ↳ y/nstagram you were literally on another continent grumpy pants ↳ mclaren next time we'll bring some oranges for you ybfngram 🧡 ↳ ybfngram and that's why i'm a papaya girl for life 🧡 ♥️ mclaren, landonorris
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redbullracing it's mr steal your girllll 🎶
mclaren ... y/n how could you do this to us ↳ y/nstagram MCLAREN ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.. you know i love you 🫶 ↳ mclaren save it 💔
landonorris not you too 💔 ybfngram ↳ y/nstagram tbf i did have to physically wrestle the shirt onto her, dw she immediately went back to orange 🧡 ↳ ybfngram lando sweetie... the papaya is in my veins... i was coerced... ↳ landonorris guess i'll have to bring you back to our side of the paddock 😉
maxverstappen1 i was right, she does look better in blue 💙 ↳ user1 back of the line mr verstappen we were simping first ♥️ y/nstagram ↳ y/nstagram free red bulls for life and i'll back the blue ↳ mclaren wtf? ↳ maxverstappen1 consider it done ↳ christianhorner i don't remember agreeing to this max
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y/nstagram alexa play the dutch national anthem 💙
redbullracing our favourite song 💙
user1 did max draw that himself 😭 ↳ maxverstappen1 y/n made it for me!
mclaren y'all are cute or whatever... ↳ y/nstagram still love you mclaren 🧡
scuderiaferrari we spot our charles, maybe red will suit you too y/n ❤️ ↳ y/nstagram if you can get me a ferrari, i'll consider it xx ↳ scuderiaferrari ... let us make some phone calls ↳ maxverstappen1 i will burn it to the ground. ↳ user1 ur so real for that max, fight for your red bull girl! ♥️ maxverstappen1
user2 y/n having all these f1 teams wrapped around her finger... what she deserves
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y/nstagram back at it again with another f1 vid! this time i convinced the red bull gang to do a mukbang with me before mr MV1 zoomed off to win another race! 🫶 link in bio 💙
user1 bro max was so whipped in this video... ↳ user2 TRULY! she had him giggling and kicking his feet the entire vid
user3 how does it feel to watch y/n snatch ur man danielricciardo ↳ danielricciardo he used to giggle and tuck his hair behind his ears like that with me 💔 come home max, the kids miss you x ↳ maxverstappen1 fuck them kids
redbullracing poor checo thirdwheeling again... ↳ schecoperez to be honest i checked out halfway through ↳ y/nstagram nooo checo my king im sorry 💔 next time it will be just us two 💙 ↳ maxverstappen1 not if i have anything to do with it
user4 WHIPPED ♥️ maxverstappen1
mclaren is this what it feels like to be cheated on? 💔 ↳ y/nstagram my hearts big enough for both orange and blue 🧡💙
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redbullracing yo bro who got you smiling like that...
user1 red bull soft launching their drivers relationship?? admin on a scale of 1 to 10 how fired are you ↳ redbullracing i am declining all of christians calls... ↳ christianhorner see you at work monday. ↳ redbullracing oh its so over
maxverstappen1 can't believe red bull admin beat us to it y/nstagram 💔 ↳ y/nstagram aaand i guess that was the hard launch
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y/nstagram so here's my bf(?) i guess... thanks redbullracing
danielricciardo stealing the second image thanks! ↳ y/nstagram 🫡
maxverstappen1 you couldn't have made it cute ↳ y/nstagram just showing your true personality babe x
maxverstappen1 love you or whatever 🙄 ♥️ y/nstagram
user1 she's so real for these pics
redbullracing if it makes you feel better i did nearly lose my job ↳ user1 we got your back admin ❤️
user2 the first pic should be framed and hung in the louvre ♥️ y/nstagram, maxverstappen1
user3 why the ? by bf ??? ↳ y/nstagram we never really made it official?? red bull did it for us i guess hahaha ↳ maxverstappen1 oh make no mistake, you're mine ❤️ ♥️ redbullracing, y/nstagram
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spideysbruh · 4 months
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karma
summary- yn and shawn mendes break up. things get a little messy. timothee comes into the picture.
a/n- i can make shawn mendes a lil mean in this idc idc!!! also, ~~~ means time has passed
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BREAKING NEWS: Actress Y/N L/N and popstar Shawn Mendes have officially broken up after three years together.
@ynsperfectlywrong replied- WHAT NOOOO💔💔💔💔 MY PARENTS
@sabrinasyn replied to @ynsperfectltwrong- guess your @ is real now...
@spideysyn replied- TOO SOON 😭💔💔
@ynscinderella replied- you can tell they've been broken up for a while bc they used to alwayssss post each other and then it just Stopped.
@yngoddess replied- I wonder why... he did seem a little off towards the end
@whenyoureyn replied to @yngoddess- you don't know them.
@rodrigoyn replied- he's been detached from everything recently. she can only help him so much. I hope he gets better.
@lauriesrings replied to @rodrigoyn- fr maybe he'll write an album about it LMAO
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y/n alexa, play dangerous by madison beer
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ynssocks OOOOF
madisonbeer great song 👍
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ynstan MAKE HIM REGRET IT
chalshalamet has timmy always liked her posts ???
spideyyn bro's making a move 💀💀
shawnsyn that song though.... what did he to our girl😭😭😭
@celebritynews tweeted-
Shawn Mendes has recently spoken up about his and y/n l/n's breakup in a recent interview. "we were both just really wrong for eachother. towards the end, i felt like we were just completely different people. It wasn't like my previous relationships, it was almost suffocating."
He continued to say that the relationship was a great "learning experience", but still mentions his ex. "Our relationship was, for the most part, amazing, at the time it was a breath of fresh air. But it just wasn't how I imagined and previously experienced."
There are no comments yet from y/n on this.
@ynsgoldfish replied- oh so he's still in love w his ex.... and was constantly comparing the two girls and the two different relationships?? okay. got it. fuck this guy lol
@chappellyn replied- bro he's still obsessed with his ex im dead. didn't they date for like. one year barely 💀💀
@midnightyn replied- it wasn't like he "previously experienced" ummm maybe that's a good thing??? he's so fucking stupid.
@sunriseyn replied- remember when she had made a silly little tiktok about how she thought taron egerton was rly cute in Kingsman and Shawn then posted a video of him singing some sad song and also another tiktok showing how jealous he was LMAOOO sore loser. he doesn't know how good he had it with her.
@girlyyn replied to @sunriseyn- this^^^ like there were soooo many red flags w him but we were all just so in love w the idea of the relationship nobody saw it coming fr
@y/n tweeted-
my kink is karma
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@popbase tweeted-
Shawn Mendes has just announced a new single! Releasing at the end of the month, titled 'Miss You More Than Anything'
@ynsgf replied- sooo embarrassing 💀💀
@fiveyn replied- bro realized too late LMAOOO sucks for him.
@chalametyns replied- it'd be sooooo funny if it was bad 💀
@bluecurtains replied- oh it will be 💀
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y/n feeling like a feather
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sabsyn WITH YOU OUT MY LIFE 🗣🗣🗣
ynsbabe her post breakup journey has been so beautiful to watch tbh. I hope she finds someone who loves her fully
beachyyn 'post-breakup' it's been like almost a year already
tchalamet pretty
y/n 🫶💕
blankieyn UMMMM ??!?!!!
laurieslaurence wait- WAITTTTT
loveryn rue, when was this??
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@popnews tweeted-
'Miss You More Than Anything' by Shawn Mendes has been out for several months, and is still the singers lowest grossing song ever.
@sabrinayn replied- the shadeeee 💀💀
@pinkyn replied- FOR Y/N UNITED WE STAND
@thankfulyn replied- I listened and... it's definitely a song with lyrics and a beat 😁
@warmyn replied- he'll never be loved by the masses again, it's crazy. almost sad... almost
@cineyn replied- "still" is so funny I cant
@timotheeyn replied- that's why she's with timothee now 💀
@sunnyyn replied to @timotheeyn- wait, it's confirmed?!???
@timotheeyn replied- not by them, but it's pretty obvious LMAO
tchalamet just posted a story!
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@y/n tweeted-
not a lot going on at the moment, but life is good 🙏🏼🙏🏼
@ynsgirlfriend replied- you're so funny girl I love you
@y/n replied- why am I funny? im just vibing fr
@ynsautumn replied- she's living her best life fr
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y/n come with me... and you'll see...
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lauriesrings THE WONKA REFERENCEEEE
rachelzegler literally the prettiest girl ever
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y/n I literally love you so much.
ynsdinonuggets shawn liking is crazy 💀 SHE DONT WANT YOUU 🗣🗣🗣
piercetheyn imagine fumbling y/n 💀💀..... @shawnmendes IMAGINE 💀💀💀
tchalamet a worlddd of pure imagination !!!!
y/n omg youre my favorite actor hmu 😍
florencepugh so beautiful I miss you!!!
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tchalamet one year with you is crazy. best year of my life. you're the sunlight on my darkest days and just what I need on the good ones. you are everything I've ever wanted in one person and even more than I ever imagined. I miss you even when I'm right beside you, but especially when I'm not. I Love you, Y/n L/n.
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laurieslaurence BROOOOOO
y/n im crying in this panda express omg
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y/n you make me feel so special and so so loved. happy one year, timmy 🩷
tchalamet you are loved. happy one year, my love
alessiacara yall are too cute omg
ynscurtains BRO ONE YEARRRRR !?!!
kylesballs ellos son mis padres 😁
y/n just posted a story!
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y/n I love you. you are the best thing to ever happen to me. you came during a confusing, heartbreaking, tumultuous time in my life that I was sure I would never get through. but I did and you were my reward. god, what a reward. I am forever grateful for you and everything you've taught me, and are continuing to teach me. happy one year my beautiful Man.
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ynsmotivation okay I may be delusional but 'Man' being capitalized... maybe cause shawn was, and still is, acting like a boy LMAOOO
tchalamet I love you my pretty, talented, inspiring, strong, beautiful girl.
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harpyn and NOTHING for shawn 🤭🤭 funny how things work out.
rachelzegler we gotta have a double date soon!!
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cartierre · 1 year
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YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL | cs55
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SOCIAL MEDIA!AU carlos sainz x fem!reader
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yourusername you're lucky red suits me
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carlossainz55 red's your colour ⤷ yourusername we like it spicy in this household
charles_leclerc when is carlos inviting you to the paddock madame ⤷ yourusername already miss me? ⤷ user1 is she blatantly flirting with charles ⤷ user2 and people say carlos is the one exploiting her because of her young age? nah, that girl knows what she's doing
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yourusername alexa play 'the other woman' by lana del rey
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carlossainz55 don't be overdramatic mi amor ⤷ yourusername i know you're calling charles babygirl behind my back ⤷ landonorris she got you there mate
user3 imagine having been a ferrari fan since you were young and manifasting that shit so bad you started dating a ferrari driver ⤷ yourusername that's exactly how it went
user4 i just realised carlos and y/n ain't even born in the same generation ⤷ user5 watch carlos entering his leonardo dicaprio era
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yourusername did i run through an alley for 30min straight while charles and lando lit up the place with their iphone flashes for carlos to take good pictures of me? yes, yes i did.
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charles_leclerc it was a whole workout ⤷ carlossainz55 i think i sweat more during that photoshoot than in a race ⤷ yourusername keep it up grandpas, lando didn't complain at all ⤷ landonorris the age difference
user6 them playing into their whole age gap thing gives me the actual ick ⤷ yourusername yk you can just unfollow?
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carlossainz55 mi luna, mi estrella, mi amor [my moon, my star, my love]
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yourusername no hablo español [i don't speak spanish] ⤷ carlossainz55 te amo [i love you] ⤷ yourusername yo también te amo [i love you too] ⤷ yourusername yes i used google translate
user7 age differences aside, they're adorable ⤷ user8 heavy emphasis on age differences aside
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yourusername dios mío, hace calor [oh my god, it's hot]
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carlossainz55 i regret teaching you spanish ⤷ yourusername tú no [you do not]
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charles_leclerc now you only need to learn italian and french ⤷ yourusername no, grazie! non, merci! [no, thank you! in italian/french] ⤷ user12 multilingual queen
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iiiiiiis-things · 10 months
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Your instagram while dating earth42!miles morales
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pairing: (aged up) earth42!miles x femblack!reader
cw: cursing, mama rio being clueless, mention of ass moving like water???
blurb: your recent instagram posts while dating miles morales
a/n: yall ignore the link in the title i js thought it would be funny 😭‼️ also i'm making a fic wit (aged up) earth42!miles and reader based on the song poetic justice bt a lot of shi have been going wrong so idk when it will be out bttttt miles morales instagram while dating you should be out monday!!
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slut4moralessss my man 🔛🔝
slut4y/nnnn ikr
➤ slut4moralessss dont make me take it back
rio_morales why are your legs so black your never in the sun and you always wear pants??
➤ slut4moralessss MA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE 😭⁉️
➤ slut4y/nnnn ignore our users
➤slut4moralessss miles 🙎🏾‍♀️
➤ rio.morales you kids are nasty.
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slut4moralessss out wit ma bitches
unknown.bestie we had so much fun 😫
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mrs.stealyoniggaaa😘 yall i should've got that boy number huh?
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slut4y/nnnn oh so there was other boys and i wasn't invited??
➤ y/n.isminenotyourzmorales see if you actually had friends we rlly could've went on a 4man butttt 🙄
➤ slut4y/nnnn girl hush you jus want me to pyo
➤ y/n.isminenotyourzmorales why would i do that if i stole yo bitch ?? yeah ok! 😂👌🏾
➤ slut4y/nnnn that's not what she said last night so sdfu.
➤ y/n.isminenotyourzmorales you sdfu
➤ slut4moralessss both of y'all sdfu
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slut4moralessss @slut4y/nnnn 🩵💍
rio_morales @a.aaron look!! I am so WAP for you two!!! 🥰🥰
➤slut4moralessss excuse me ? 😀
➤slut4y/nnnn ma do u even kno what that mean 🤦🏾‍♂️
➤rio_morales worship and praying ?
➤slut4moralessss no- 😭‼️
➤slut4fory/nnn get off social media.
a.aaron idc all of yall finna be blocked.
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slut4moralessss high maintenance bitch
uknown.bestie my pretty babbyyy 🥰
slut4y/nnnn yeah thats mines 👌🏾
rio_moralessss future daughter in law 👰🏾‍♀️😊
y/n.isminenotyourzmorales MARRY ME💍😫
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➤slut4y/nnnn gdf off my gf dick.
mrs.stealyonigga😘 MY TWIN 😌
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slut4moralessss my bf kill ppl yall
slut4y/nnnn u a rat? damn i thought u was my ride or die 🤦🏾‍♂️
➤slut4moralessss bae chill it's a joke 🙄
a.aaron you next.
➤slut4moralessss chill out man 🥲
mrs.stealyonigga😘 rip to my twin ig
➤slut4moralessss you guess? REALLY TWIN?!
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slut4moralessss "Alexa play Slut me out ft Sexyy Red"
unknown.bestie mood asfff 😫‼️
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slut4y/nnnn you embarrassing
➤slut4moralessss didn't you slap my ass at the pool the other day ?? 🤦🏾‍♀️
➤slut4y/nnnn we was by water aint nb notice
➤slut4moralessss boyyyyy stfu 🙄
➤slut4y/nnnn yo who dfk if u talking to ?
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➤slut4y/nnnn i'm otw.
slut4moralessss y'all ig i'm getting dick tn 🙈
➤y/n.isminenotyourzmorales LMFAO BITCH
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dolldefiler · 25 days
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Alexa, Play the Office Opening Song
[Okay, admittedly this one's cheating since I wrote it a few months ago for some friends as a joke]
C/W: Rough sex
“Come to my office.”
That was all the message said, but that was all Olivia needed to excuse herself from her coworkers, offering up pathetic excuses of needing to find lost files. She’d been waiting all day for him to call her in, knowing how his intense, dark eyes had been following her tight body the whole time. As she got to the door, she paused for a second, taking a deep breath.
She raised a hand and knocked, almost tapped, on the door a couple times.
“Enter,” came the smooth, deep voice of the man on the other side.
She closed the door on her way in. Weeks of the same routine had ingrained that habit in her. His office was large and bright, perhaps unnervingly so. A large window offered views of the city below. He especially liked to press her up against the window late at night, as if to show her off to the world while he used her.
Amidst the modest, dark furnishings, sat a man sipping from a mug. He looked at her, his eyes calm, almost cold. Even now, especially now, she could feel the quiet lust in him as his eyes carelessly wandered over her body, as if she were just an object. A piece of meat to be used. She shivered.
Mr James was handsome in a subtle way. He was older than her, certainly, but she couldn’t tell by how much. He had an agelessness about him that seemed to throw off many people that spoke to him. 
“Have you completed the report on the Anderson case yet? I need that by the end of the day.”
He always did this. He’d call her in and ask her about work for a few minutes. They’d dance back and forth, and as she answered him, she felt her frustration build up. Perhaps that’s why he did it. They both knew she wasn’t here to report her work to him. He was going to fuck her. 
As they talked, Mr James slowly finished whatever was in his mug and made his way to her. With each step, Olivia could feel her insides clench harder and harder, until he was only a breath away from her. He smelled as he always did, of wood and leather. The smell could bring her to her knees.
She flinched slightly as she felt his hands smooth down her skirt, almost innocently. His eyes were no longer on her own. They were on her body, like a predator looking at his prey. Eventually she stopped talking. He looked up at her.
“What’s wrong, sweetheart? You were just telling me about the files you wrote.”
Olivia could barely stand, and he knew it. He could feel the way her body trembled at his touch. The way her pussy throbbed whenever his eyes stripped away her humanity.
“I-...” She didn’t finish that sentence. She couldn’t. A hand had crept up and grazed her chest slightly. His fingers drew across her tits, flicking against her sensitive nipples through her clothes. And then he let go of her. He watched her collapse to the floor, panting, and walked back to his desk, sitting down at the chair.
As she sat there, she realised how red her hands seemed. Shame swept across her. She… Enjoyed this. She looked at Mr James, her teary eyes meeting his own cold eyes. 
“To me.”
She knew what he wanted. What he had demanded. And she would serve. With trembling arms, she slowly got on all fours. She crawled to him. Like an animal. Like a needy bitch in heat. Because that’s all she was to him. Not a secretary. Barely a human. Just a sex toy, to fuck, fondle, and grope.
She crawled between his legs, and looked up again, her face flush with embarrassment. This was where she belonged.
“Good girl.”
Her eyes closed, and she felt his hands wander across her. She felt a thumb enter her mouth, and the other hand crawl down between her cleavage. Her breath was ragged as she felt his fingers meet her lingerie.
“Well, what do we have here? Are you wearing something special for me, puppet? Why don’t we take those silly clothes off of you first.”
His voice was gentle but firm, and as his hands stripped her layer by layer, she shivered in the cold of the room. He’d made her stand up to shimmy her pencil skirt off her.
“Open your eyes and look at me.”
She stood there, knowing he was watching her shame. Bright red, lacy lingerie that plastered itself to her skin. There was only one reason why she’d wear this to the office, and he knew it. 
In an instant, she felt a hand close around her neck and another slap her firmly across her face. She almost jumped back. Her eyes snapped open and she looked at him. She must have looked confused because his uncaring eyes only stared back at her.
“I told you to open your eyes.”
His voice was rougher, lacking its previous gentleness. He shoved a few fingers down her throat as he spoke.
“You’ve been a good little slut for me by dressing up, so I won’t punish you. You won’t be disobeying me again now, will you?”
Olivia moaned in response, but clearly Mr James didn’t care if it were in confirmation. Taking his hand off her throat, he grabbed her hair roughly and pushed down, until she was on her knees. Until she was pressed against his hard cock. He smirked at her.
“Do you see what you’ve done now? Good girls should always finish what they started.”
She leant into his zipper, her teeth finding the small chunk of metal and pulled down. All while she looked at piercing eyes. She hated those eyes and loved them at the same time. It was as if he couldn’t see a respectable, young woman in front of him, but a three-holed fucktoy instead. If she looked in the mirror right now, she’d agree. Nothing could turn her on more than his eyes.
Gently and slowly she fished out his cock with her mouth, bobbing on it slightly. He never gave her any indication of how well she did. She simply stroked the length of his dick with her tongue, worshipping it, lavishing her new god with service. And then he got bored of her devotion.
Pressing both hands against the back of her head, he slammed his cock into her mouth, causing her to gag. He didn’t care. He thrust his shaft back and forth, using her warm, tight hole like a fleshlight. This was where she belonged. This was what she was meant for. 
In the background she heard footsteps wander outside the door. She froze, remembering that she’d forgotten to close the blinds to Mr James’ office. But he didn’t care. He simply used her, sliding into her, fucking her throat again and again.
He finally pulled out of her throat, strings of saliva connecting her mouth and his cock.
“S-sir, the blinds!” Olivia managed to spit out, before he shoved himself down her throat again.
“Shh, you little slut. If they see us, then they see us.”
Olivia felt her pussy clench at his words. If anyone walked past the office, they’d see Mr James fuck his slutty secretary’s mouth, as if she were a common whore!
Before she knew it, he’d bent over his desk, her ass on display for him. His hand pressed her head against the cold, wooden desk. She felt another hand slip in between her lacy panties, and couldn’t help but moan as his fingers buried themselves into her hot cunt.
She groaned as he played with her, rubbing her, touching her, fingering her as he leant down and whispered all sorts of obscenities into her ear. Of how he’d trained her up to be the perfect secretary for him. How he’d send her home every night filled with his cum. How in the end, she’d only be good as a cum receptacle for him. She lost track of time and his words, his fingers the only things that existed in her world.
And soon she felt his warmth leave her. She looked up in confusion, before feeling his slam into her tight cunt. She gasped as she felt his length unprompted. A hand around the back of her neck shoved her head back against the table. Sharp sounds followed as his other hand spanked her ass, each slap eliciting a moan from Olivia at the mix of pain and pleasure.
Between the intense pounding, she could barely see heels walk outside the office, entering and leaving her view. A single sideways glance and the entire office would know that she was her boss’ bitch. And she loved it. As she moaned louder, his hand clamped over her mouth. She bit down against his fingers. He shoved them back down her throat roughly, his balls slapping against her ass more intensely as he fucked her slutty holes animalistically.
They were one, as he drew back and forth, driving his cock deep inside her leaky mess of a pussy over and over. He needed this just as much as she did. And neither of them cared about getting caught.
She could no longer take it. She felt her legs give way and her cunt clench against his cock as she came. And as she did, she felt his thick, heavy cum flood her, leaking out and trailing against her legs. They lay on his desk for a few minutes, the silence filled with a cacophony of heavy breathing.
Mr James got up and pulled his dick out of her, and for a moment her world went dark as he no longer filled her.
“Let’s get you cleaned up and out of here for lunch now, sweetheart.”
Olivia smiled. “Yes sir.”
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