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sarosthewizarddude · 7 months

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Crowley is such a dad he adopts every kid he finds

Oh you're the antichrist? Adopted.

Oh we had the wrong one? You're the right one? I'm adopting you too then. Yeah, I tried to kill you five minutes ago but you know how it is. Big misunderstanding.

You made a pot? Lovely. Adopted.

You're digging up bodies? Doing Wicked? Wonderful. Adopted. I will risk my existence to keep you alive.

Oh, so you're technically an immortal angel, but you act like a kid? Close enough, adopted.

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bunshr00m · 2 months

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Do you have any good omens head cannons?

when "the them" get older they still bring up that one time adam went all evil when they're annoyed w him

anathema thought she didn't wanna date until she met newt and realized her type was just very pathetic boys and she hadn't met a pathetic enough boy

for some reason i think muriel would get asked out a lot on earth but at first they wouldn't realize they're dates so they're just happily cruising along being an absolute player. after realizing they'd be like "so if i just keep making lip contact with my dates they'll purchase more human sustenance for me? what an interesting trading system!"

i also headcanon that muriel is a lesbian though because i sense my own

gabriel finds flies on him a lot. in pockets, in hair, in his teeth. beezlebub just wants him to have lil friends

nina isn't very good at expressing affection so she'd do it really awkwardly. she'd hand someone a trinket, say "its yours" and then leave without explaining anything.

maggie hates nina's ex more than anyone. if she ever met them she'd give them a proper little smack. also i can see her as the "with all due respect, which is none..." meme

this one is basically canon but crowley makes fun of aziraphale for saying such british things despite also being british. "just popping off to the loo :)" "jUsT pOpPiNg OfF tO tHe LoOoOo"

finally i think crowley eats burnt ass toast bc he's just weird like that.

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stabbydragon · 3 months

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Everyone's head canons are valid, but personally I don't think that Aziraphale and Crowley will stay friends with Anathema, Newt, the Them, Nina, Maggie, etc. They're immortal and human lifetimes are a tiny fraction of what they've already lived through.

I think that after they both got too attached to some mortals millennia ago (authors for Aziraphale and scientists and philosophers for Crowley) they both individually decided to never get too close to specific humans. If it was another angel or demon (like Muriel) they would have no qualms with it, but most of the other immortals they know besides each other are shit so they have limited options.

This is why Crowley puts so much distance between himself and, say, his plants, and why Azi gets attached to places (the bookshop, Maggie's record shop) and communities (queer people) instead of individuals.

I can, however imagine Adam tracking them down some decades later to ask about why he isn't aging. They help him figure out that he's immortal and work through the psychological effects of that realization.

Once everyone he knew dies and he has nobody left to turn to, Aziraphale and Crowley basically adopt him and he moves in with them and becomes Muriel's younger brother. The four of them become a weird little family, and maybe they adopt an immortal duck or something.

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everythingsallticketyboo · 3 months

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Adam: You have Crayons? Crowley: Yes, I have— Adam: You're— how old are you? Crowley: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 2 months

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the antichrist's wellness influencer era

HELLO, SINNERS, welcome to my youtube channel, I'm Adam, the Antichrist, Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of this World, father of lies, Spawn of Satan, Lord of Darkness.

Today I want to talk to you about the law of attraction, a trend that's been circulating in the self-improvement community recently. And hey, I'm all about the law of attracting! TODAY WE'RE MANIFESTING OUR BEST, MOST SINFUL LIVES.

Now I know some of you are skeptical. Manifestation? What kind of nonsense is that, it's not for us Satanical sinners! Well, I'm here to tell you that is ABSOLUTELY IS. NOT JUST MANIFESTATION, BUT ITS SINFUL BROTHER, DELUSIONS.

LET ME SHARE A REAL LIFE STORY.

I HAVE USED MANIFESTATION MYSELF. IN FACT, I USED IT AT THE EARLY AGE OF ELEVEN. I USED IT TO REVERSE THE APOCALYPSE! Not only that, I delusioned my way out of my bloodline of darkness, made myself related to my adoptive family, created duck aliens, possessed my friends and defied heaven and hell!

SO YOU SEE, YOUR DELUSIONS CAN NOT ONLY MANIFEST YOUR FUTURE, BUT ALSO REWRITE YOUR PAST. BE DELULU. IT WORKS.

Of course, I then reclaimed my Antichrist identity for this Youtube channel, because my good friend Pepper said I needed to stick it to the patriarchy and shake the status quo of the current self-improvement clime. She then said this is not what she meant by that, but HEY! THE LESSON IS, DON'T FOLLOW THE PACK, CARVE YOUR OWN PATH, EVEN IF IT'S A STUPIDER ONE!

MY GOOD FRIEND CROWLEY ALSO MANIFESTED HIS WAY THROUGH THE DREAD SIGIL ODEGRA, DRIVING HIS CAR INTO FLAMES AND EMERGING THE OTHER SIDE.

ALL BECAUSE HE WAS ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY DELULU!

I TURNED THE HELLHOUND INTO MY LIL DOG NAMED DOG, AGAIN THROUGH SHEER DELULU!

THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY, SINNERS. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THE POWER OF DELULU.

AS USUAL, MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR DAILY MINIMUM OF THREE OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS. I'M GOING WITH SLOTH, GLUTTONY AND PRIDE! COMMENT BELOW WHAT SINS YOU'RE INDULGING IN TODAY, TRADITIONAL SEVEN OR OTHERWISE.

SIGNING OFF WITH MY SIGIL, THIS WAS THE ANTICHRIST. MAY SATAN GUIDE YOU DOWN THE ROAD TO HELL.

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im-the-j-in-anthony-j-crowley · 2 months

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Adam's powers and the book of life

To start this I first need to bring here something from the go book:

Crowley's entire life history was pasted inside the back of his skull and he, Adam, was reading it. For an instant he knew real terror. He'd always thought the sort he'd felt before was the genuine article, but that was mere abject fear beside this new sensation. Those Below could make you cease to exist by, well, hurting you in unbearable amounts, but this boy could not only make you cease to exist merely by thinking about it, but probably could arrange matters so that you never had existed at all

Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

I think I can say that Adam's powers work the same in the book and in the show, there is nothing to tell us otherwise, and taking into account that the same ending occurs in both... it could be said that they do indeed work the same. But in the book they give us more details about it, and it's the sentence I just showed you. Didn't it remind you of something? When I heard it I almost screamed, because what Crowley describes is more or less the same thing Beelzebub tells Crowley about the famous "book of life".

In the event that we assume that there is a book of life, we could basically summarize Adam's powers as the ability to erase and rewrite things in said book. Basically his power is to be an editor of the book, and he doesn't even need the book. It is as if the book is something abstract to which only Adam has access

Also in that scene Crowley says it is as if Adam is reading his life story. Again, it sounds like Adam has access to a book with the entire history of the universe

If there is a book of life in which you can write things in it, the best weapon you have against it is the antichrist. Because the antichrist is the only one who seems to be able to access the book even without having the book

#good omens #crowley #anthony j crowley #good omens book #adam good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #good omens meta #jay and the really long posts

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devious-little-milkmaiden · 3 months

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Imagine if Warlock and Adam were acquainted with each other and Adam heard that Warlock was going to have a magician at his party and was like “nice” so he rode over with the Them to go watch the magic show from a little ways away from the tent because they weren’t technically invited, and as the magic show goes on and Fell the Marvelous is less than Marvelous, Adam starts telling Pepper about how cool it would be if instead of a rabbit the magician removed a giant parrot instead, and what do you know? When Fell the Marvelous reaches into his hat he pulls out a disproportionately large parrot, which even he seems surprised by, isn’t that funny, and Crowley just assumes that Aziraphale decided to break his one-miracle-per-show rule meanwhile Aziraphale is holding the parrot and is very confused. He looks to Crowley because maybe he was getting bored with the magic show, but when they lock eyes Crowley realizes that Aziraphale hadn’t planned this, and through their psychic connection they’re both going “what the fuck!!!!!!”

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #ineffable goobers more like #good omens season one #adam good omens #the them

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youreverydaygae · 1 year

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I love how Adam grew up normal with normal parents and stuff, and Warlock grew up as the American child reincarnation of Nico di Angelo because of his gay angel gardener and demon nanny

#good omens #adam good omens #warlock dowling #aziraphel #crowley #ineffable husbands #Crowley just changes his gender whenever he wants #he's just like me fr #nico di angelo

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coldasicecream · 5 months

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„You grow up readin‘ about pirates and cowboys and spacemen and stuff, and jus‘ when you think the world‘s all full of amazin‘ things, they tell you it’s really all dead whales and chopped-down forests and nuclear waste hangin‘ about for millions of years. Snot worth growin‘ up for, if you ask my opinion. (…) Seems to me it ought to be rolled up and started over again.“

not to agree with the literal antichrist but… honestly i kinda see his point

#i mean #it‘s not like i want armageddon or whatever #but sometimes starting it all over doesn’t seem like such a bad idea #this quote really hit me hard #it’s literally what growing up felt like for me #good omens #good omens book #good omens quotes #book omens #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #adam good omens #reading good omens

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innefableidiot · 4 months

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You know I kinda love how the them sort of connect with the four horseman, with war telling pepper to "go home and play with her dolls" and was focused on speaking to Adam, Brian and Wensleydale, while pepper is very big on feminism and is against such stereotypes. Then there is Brian and pollution where of course Brian is known as the grimy one in the group and pollution tends to make a mess everywhere he went like with his motorcycle spilling oil as he rode so I believe there may be a connection there, then there is famine and Wensleydale, and I notice that Wensleydale does usually talk about having an appetite for home like when Anathema offered them sandwiches and he said he had a nutritious lunch at home for him. Then lastly there is death and Adam, bad while Adam never really made death disappear like the others there is a sort of connection? I think, well in the show it is seen that Adam is not a child of heaven nor hell, and one of the lines that death said when the four horsemen were in the communications centre, someone asked death "who the hell are you?" And death responded with "I AM NEITHER OF HELL NOR HEAVEN" which is again like how Adam isn't a child of hell or heaven but human. So yeah those are some connections I came up with for the them and the four horsemen

#good omens #the them #four horsemen of the apocalypse #four horseman #good omens book #adam young #wensleydale #pepper good omens #wensleydale good omens #adam good omens #brian good omens #pollution good omens #war good omens #death good omens #famine good omens #idk if im reading too much into it

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kitchen-box · 9 months

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Have you ever wanted a fic a unreasonable amount.

This is how I feel with this. I present to you a prompt.

An ineffable prompt.

Ineffable bureaucracy become Adam's godparents. They meet him separately but they eventually kinda, sorta come together and provide him moral support over the years. The messed up thing about it is that they don't know Crowley and Aziraphale don't know Adam is the Antichrist. They don't know anything about Earth and basically followed the vibes to find Adam. And Adam is left to wonder about the strange people that keep visiting him as he grows up that never age. And when he meets them again at the battle field he's kinda like:

Adam: You aren't my dad. *turns to Ineffable bureaucracy* Are you guys still coming to dinner this sunday.

The rest of the Them: Yeah, we can do a picnic, and Gabriel makes the best cookies. And Bee comes up with the best games

Gabriel: Well, I am glad you think that and I have really perfected that miracling...

Beelzebub: No

Gabriel: But- *death glare* No Adam, we are very disappointed in you and- What is the demon Crowley doing.

Aziraphale: He appears to be fainting as well

Gabriel: As well? *loud thud* Alright

Bonus points if Gabriel helped raise Jesus and is confirmed best babysitter by Adam's family

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everythingsallticketyboo · 1 month

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Aziraphale: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close. Crowley, blushing: Okay. Adam: It's fucking summer.

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athenashaw · 4 months

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I was today years old when I discovered

That, according to Milton

These two

Are brothers

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im-the-j-in-anthony-j-crowley · 2 months

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I don't know if anyone has talked about this yet, probably someone did, because it's technically from season 1, but... here I go

Adam's Powers, reality and Crowley

Adam's powers are the first thing I want to talk about,bthe voices that he hears when he's sleeping

What the voices are saying is make it real, make it happen. And if with this we go to the two explanations of Adam's powers (both are delivered by Crowley) that I managed to remember:

No one will notice anything. It's reality, angel. And young Warlock can do what he likes with that. Wheter he knows it or not

Adam, reality will listen to you right now. You can change things

We can conclude that what the voices were telling Adam is the most summarized version of his powers. In the book of good omens it is mentioned several times that Adam has extreme confidence in what he says, everything he says is said as if it were real

When Anathema gives him the magazines, the others question the veracity of the magazines and he says that things on the internet may be made up, but what is in the magazines is real

Adam has total confidence that it is real, and that mixed with his powers, is what makes all these things happen. Basically Adam's powers only work if he has 100% confidence in what he is saying.

That's also why when he's confronted with Satan he has a hard time making it real, because it's a hard thing to make real. But I assume his powers make it so that every time you say it, you gain a little more confidence. After all, all the other things have come true. That gives you quite a bit of confidence

I speculated a bit about Adam's powers here. But now we only need this part

There are two other instances where Adam is not present, and we see reality do something strange. In both situations we have an explanation of the facts, provided by God.

Crowley has something no other demons have, especially not Hastur: an imagination. Right now, he's imagining that he is just fine, and that a ton of burning metal, rubber and leather i a fully functioning car. He had started the journey in his Bentley, and he was damned if he wasn't going to finish it in the Bentley as well

Perhaps the recent exertions had had some fallout in the nature of reality, because while they were eating, for the first time ever, a nightingale actually did sing in Berkeley Square. Nobody heard it over the noise of the traffic, but it eas there right enough

I don't think it was God who created the nightingale, she seems thrilled to see it there. I feel that somehow, something different happened

And I can't help but connect that mystery to Crowley, first of all because he is the one we see basically manipulating reality in the same way that Adam does to keep the bentley running, it has also been speculated multiple times that perhaps there is a much stronger connection between the song a nightingale sang in berkeley square and Aziraphale and Crowley.

So I think it would make complete sense that if Crowley has the ability to manipulate reality in the same way that Adam does, he would do so subconsciously to make a nightingale appear in Berkeley Square at that time.

Adam has been using his powers unconsciously most of his life, the only time where we see him do it consciously and with difficulty, is when he's telling Satan that he's not his father. And that scene is very similar to Crowley telling the Bentley that he's not going to burn.

Basically both circumstances have equivalents with Adam's powers.

Now to wrap things up, I'll simply take the pleasure of mentioning the other strange things we've only seen Crowley do:

Stop time

Test if a miracle works by touching... nothingness.

#good omens #crowley #anthony j crowley #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #good omens meta #adam good omens #jay and the really long posts

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xenocryp · 8 months

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Sometimes, from nowhere, i remember that Wensleydale (From The Them, Good Omens) isn't his first name but his last name.

And his first name is JEREMY

#I had to remind everyone of that #I feel many forget that we actually KNOW his name #good omens #good omens 2 #Bring back The Them #antichrist #the them #adam young #pepper good omens #adam good omens #wensleydale #Wensleydale Good Omens #Brian Good Omens

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