#good omens beezlebub

[bunshr00m]

Do you have any good omens head cannons?

when "the them" get older they still bring up that one time adam went all evil when they're annoyed w him

anathema thought she didn't wanna date until she met newt and realized her type was just very pathetic boys and she hadn't met a pathetic enough boy

for some reason i think muriel would get asked out a lot on earth but at first they wouldn't realize they're dates so they're just happily cruising along being an absolute player. after realizing they'd be like "so if i just keep making lip contact with my dates they'll purchase more human sustenance for me? what an interesting trading system!"

i also headcanon that muriel is a lesbian though because i sense my own

gabriel finds flies on him a lot. in pockets, in hair, in his teeth. beezlebub just wants him to have lil friends

nina isn't very good at expressing affection so she'd do it really awkwardly. she'd hand someone a trinket, say "its yours" and then leave without explaining anything.

maggie hates nina's ex more than anyone. if she ever met them she'd give them a proper little smack. also i can see her as the "with all due respect, which is none..." meme

this one is basically canon but crowley makes fun of aziraphale for saying such british things despite also being british. "just popping off to the loo :)" "jUsT pOpPiNg OfF tO tHe LoOoOo"

finally i think crowley eats burnt ass toast bc he's just weird like that.

#good omens #the them #adam young #adam good omens #anathema device #newton pulsifer #anathema good omens #newt good omens #muriel good omens #good omens muriel #gabriel good omens #good omens gabriel #beezlebub good omens #good omens beezlebub #nina good omens #good omens nina #maggie good omens #good omens maggie #maggie x nina #nina sosanya #maggie service #crowley #crowley good omens #good omens crowley #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #aziraphale good omens #good omens aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens headcanons

[sp3akfromtheart]

today i learnt I've been holding my pen incorrectly for my whole life so naturally I drew them to teach myself how to hold it properly

#also bonus points for me bc i drew this with a wrist splint on lol #i am addicted to drawing beezlebub #good omens #good omens Crowley #good omens beezlebub #good omens fanart

[strawberrysweetdreams]

#good omens #good omens 2 spoilers #my.art #good omens beezlebub #good omens gabriel #i spent far to much time on this #love for a character is stored in whatever silly little pattern i put on their tie #ignore the hands being kinda fucked up #also that only one of beezlebubs tassel things looks like the one from the show #i was tired

[lonelysa1lor]

Is it just me who thought the Book of Life or whatever wasnt real? Because Crowley said that extreme sanctions were 'just something we came up with to scare the cherubs'. I read that as Beez being a Cherub once and told a lie by the Angels higher up about beings able to be erased via the book of life, but I've seen people mentioning it like an actual piece of canon. Im gonna rewatch s2 soon so maybe it'll make more sense then?

#also when michael mentions it i thought they were using it as a false threat #something the lower angels are scared of but it actually doesn't exist #good omens #good omena s2 #go2 #go2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #good omens crowley #good omens beezlebub #good omens 2

[biceratops7]

This, this fucking image...

It drives me insane, just activates something visceral, and I finally realized why. It's not just an appropriately placed close up shot to denote intimacy between Gabriel and Beelzebub, it's a fuck damn pov shot.

Gabriel is not dressed in accordance to his preferences, he is borrowing Aziraphale's clothes. And Beezlebub, well lets just say a black blazer is a black blazer, not exactly the easiest thing in the world to differentiate. Just looking at those hands joining, the individual identities of their owners melts away. The moment could have so easily belonged to Aziraphale and Crowley... and it's just- it's... it's just like the Rats of Nimh. They've seen this sign everyday for almost their whole lives, and have never once known what it says. They can make inferences, use context clues, wherever they are, it seems to be too so it must be about them, but they couldn't ever know for sure. Until one day, without warning, they looked at the words, and understood them.

And the sign communicated a way out.

Aziraphale and Crowley are the first of their kind. I don't think we really appreciate or understand how utterly unfathomable what they feel for each other is in their lived contexts, even to them. All this painful fear, all these lengths they go to, all to keep safe this precious experience they don't even have the language to name. It's not just unallowed, it's unreal. So then just imagine what the actual fuck they must be feeling when they see someone else... just fucking do it. Just like that. An angel and a demon. In love. Intimate, affectionate, in front of heaven, in front of hell, in front of humanity, in front of GOD, and She knows who the hell else.

For literally the first time, they’re seeing the things they feel for each other exist in others like them.

#so basically baby gays from Kansas seeing men kiss on cable for the first time lol #season 2 #good omens #2x06 #ineffable husbands #ineffable bureaucracy #aziraphale #crowley #beezlebub #Gabriel #secret of nimh reference #meta #analysis #biceratops

[serendippertyy]

extremely quick doodles made in a frenzy bc.... beelzebub was originally supposed to have fly eyes and ..can u imagine the Power,,,

also Fly Halo ,,they r so me

#beelzebub is so fuckgignn Cool i will never shut up about them #🪰🪰🪰 #good omens #good omens 2 #lord beelzebub #beezlebub #my art

[minty-and-fresh]

Watching Beezlebub give such an amazing offer to Crowley if he were to hand Gabriel’s location over to them hits COMPLETELY different upon rewatch.

They’re like “I will let you back to Hell, promote you, give you a raise, if you get me the Archangel Gabriel.” and then the finale comes and we get hit with this:

“Well wherever he is, you find Gabriel for me, and you can have whatever your nasty little heart desires! You could be a Duke of Hell!”

Quite romantic now isn’t it?

“You hear anything about this, you come to me first yeah?” Is them being protective asf over Gabriel and worried about where he is and what will happen if Heaven gets to him first.

#mintyfresh rambles #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #ineffable bureaucracy #beezlebub #gabriel

[innefableidiot]

I decided to duckify jimbriel and beezlebub because honestly I love them so much

#good omens #good omens 2 #innefable husbands #anthony j crowley #crowly x aziraphale #aziracrow #crowley good omens #good omens3 #aziraphale #good omens crowley #innefable ducks #duck omens #duckley #beezleduck #jimbriduck #duckify #duckified #innefable bureaucracy #jimbriel #jim/james/gabriel #gabriel good omens #beezlebub #beezlebub good omens #good omens art #duck

[heyitsspaceace]

i’m in shambles

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #go2 spoilers #go2 #ineffable husbands #ineffable bureaucracy #good omens beelzebub #good omens gabriel #good omens spoilers #good omens crowley #good omens aziraphale #crowley #aziraphale #archangel gabriel #beezlebub

[q-lyme]

Love like yours will surely come my way

#good omens fanart #good omens season 2 #gabriel #beezlebub #gabriel x beelzebub #my art #good omens #these two being all lovey dovey and everything azhiraphale and crowley wanted is so sick of neil to do actually snd so funny bravo sir neil #ineffable beurocracy

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

A 'mysterious source' just told me that while heaven and hell suck, he'd die if he were crowley or aziraphale's employer and. like. That's so true?

Beelzebub: We don't have ze bezt reputation az employerz here in hell.

Beelzebub: But you try dealing with ze demon Crowley for a day.

[at admin]

Dagon: It says here you saved a bunny from being eaten.

Crowley: Hngk, well, no. I robbed a poor stray dog of its meal.

Dagon: Tell me you didn't then buy the stray dog food.

Crowley:

Dagon: Did you adopt the stray dog?

Crowley: ...if Demidemon barks, the neighbours can't sleep. They will then... uh, murder each other in their... senseless rage.

Dagon *face in hands*: Was God damning you or us when you fell?

#good omens mascot #good omens #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #good omens fandom #maggots #crowley #lgbtqia #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #good omens shitpost #good omens crack #good omens chat fic #ineffable fandom #they're so useless #i love them #beezlebub #dagon #dagon good omens

[zarnzarn]

wait wait wait WAIT DID GABRIEL EVER REALIZE WHO BILDAD THE SHUHITE WAS AFTER FINDING OUT ABT CROWLEY OR WAS IT-

Gabriel, waking up in a cold sweat thousands of years later on alpha centauri after being jim: that was not bildad.

Beezlebub: what in fuck's name-

#gabriel #beezlebub #ineffable bureaucracy #boxfly #good omens #good omens season 2 spoilers

[angel-and-the-serpent]

GUYS. GUYS.

#good omens #good omens season 1 #good omens season 2 #good omens season 3 #crowley #aziraphale #nina #maggie #the bentley #whickber street #metatron #uriel #gabriel #beezlebub #heaven #hell #anathema device #newton pulsifer #shadwell #adam #pepper #wensleydale #brian #The Them #dog #neil gaiman #fuck you gaiman #love you gaiman #david tennant #micheal sheen

[wickedlittlet0wn]

everyone saying “ineffable bureaucracy cringe” “why would two old bureaucrats sing to each other in front of their coworkers” guys they’re in the honeymoon phase leave them alone

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #good omens s2 #gomens #gomens 2 #gomens2 #gos2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #gos2e6 #ineffable bureaucracy #boxfly #gabriel x beelzebub #beezlebub x gabriel #beezlebub #gabriel #archangel gabriel #archangel fucking gabriel

[biceratops7]

hold- wait a fucking minute...

Beelzebub is acting really freaking weird in this scene.

Ok so I encourage you to rewatch it cause I can't really properly illustrate it in gifs, but they don't sound irritated, or even particularly intimidating. We know Beezlebub to be a very dry person, even in moments they want something and need to manipulate/ convince someone for it. So this abnormally animated and even somewhat friendly demeanor doesn't strike me as part of buttering Crowley up to get him to help them.

This is a weird line. We know Beelzebub isn't like Shax, they've been around a bit more and have a better grasp on things like tone and figurative language. There's almost no way they're unaware that saying this would immediately clue Crowley in to the fact that Heaven and Hell do in fact have communication, so they must want him to know. For whatever reason, it's important to them that Crowley knows they're a reputable source.

And then I remembered where I've heard that tone before.

It's nearly the exact same one Crowley uses to tell Aziraphale that he needs to protect them. It's the kind of tone you use when you need someone to read between the lines and understand more than you can safely tell them. Beelzebub is fully ready to believe Shax when they say Gabriel's in the bookshop, and acknowledge later that Aziraphale was a very fitting and likely candidate to harbor him. They know full well Crowley doesn't want jack shit to do with Hell, and would probably be offended if anything by anyone referring to his "nasty little heart". That is merely a performance to mask what they're really trying to tell him, which is that Aziraphale is in danger.

Without this detail Crowley very well could've turned Gabriel in to Heaven instead of Hell, he certainly doesn't see much difference between the two. Beelzebub is the reason he decisively doesn't, and races home in a panic.

And I think it's genuinely so sweet, this moment of understanding and comradery between them that goes unnoticed, even to Crowley. They drop the shtick and make sure that he knows the book of life is a real threat, and you only need to be merely involved in hiding him to be erased from it. Because to them, there's also the very real possibility that Crowley knows about Gabriel while Aziraphale doesn't, so they're double checking Crowley will not to tell him and instead go straight to them. There’s just something so protective in it.

#idk how to end this post #blah blah blah the queer experience of finding small ways to protect eachother #especially when there seems to be so precious few of you against everything #‘’I know what it’s like’’ #’’please look out for mine; and I’ll look out for yours.’’ #good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable bureaucracy #Crowley #aziraphale #Gabriel #beezlebub #aziracrow #meta #analysis #biceratops

[serendippertyy]

being considered one of the sole providers of a canon ship that used to be much more popular is so humbling... it's like I'm living in and maintaining the remnants of a long lost town.....but if not me then who...🪰🕊️

#fighting for my life everyday y'all!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️ #good omens #good omens 2 #lord beelzebub #beezlebub #archangel fucking gabriel #boxfly #ineffable bureaucracy #good omens fandom #my art