#accept this trash

[eyeballsoup7310]

“We need more morally grey female characters” we absolutely do but some of y’all can’t even handle Vanessa afton

#her worst trait is that she’s a cop and I can completely accept trashing her for that #but some of you guys are. wild #just talking #five nights at freddy’s #fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf movie #fnaf #vanessa afton #edit: okay clarification— disliking her is fine I can’t stop you from having that opinion and I won’t. try to #I’m more so hung up on the fact that a lot of people dislike Vanessa for one reason but love. say. Mike for the same exact reason #anywhoozie. folks who dislike Vanessa. have yall met clay burke yet #also fuck cops. quit your job girl it isn’t even plot relevant

[bearotonin-international]

Apex predator, my ass. I’m going to pet the dog 🐻🐻‍❄️🐼

perhaps now is a good time for some responsible bear programming to remind everyone that as cute and cuddly as they may seem, bears are lethal apex predators and should absolutely be treated accordingly if ever encountered.

DO

NOT

PET

#Responsible Bear Programming #^^ that's our tag for bears doing what they naturally do #if you do not like seeing bears behave as they naturally do -- as apex predators -- then please filter this tag accordingly friends #we are actually not accepting any complaints or suggestions about our tagging system or the content we post at the present moment #or at any point in the foreseeable future #so please don't try to comment or suggest otherwise #informative rant over now commencing educational rant #DO NOT try to pet the lethal beasts #you will be mauled and or killed #and then the bear will be killed for attacking a person #if you like bears the best thing you can do is ensure that they are not habituated to humans and do not view us as a source of food #either through your trash or through your flesh #keep yourself your neighbors and the bears safe by keeping human-bear interactions as minimal as possible #okay the team's done ranting now #(we're having A Day) #(it has a lot to do with the squirrels breaking into the floor of HQ and eating through our electrical wiring) #ask

[melkinpump]

I love starch

#get yourself a gf that will accept your hobbies (trash pillaging) #march’s colors are so good shes so nice to draw tf #trans palette my beloved #my art #digital art #sketch #honkai star rail #stelle #march 7th #starch #hsr #March x Stelle #March 7th x Stelle #stelle x march #lgbtq

[misakisakuya]

@murasaki-cha

It did show up!

#Even Google knows Cale🤦‍♀️ #Accept it already #You ain't getting your ideal girl instead a psycho who won't leave you alone #Cale's fictional wife slacker life and his real clingy wife worklife and his mistress Cringe Titles #tcf #lcf #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #tcf cale #lcf cale #cale henituse

[calethescammer]

Thinking about the soos currently.

Thinking about how seemingly selfish it was of lsh and cjs to leave krs alone; how selfish it was of cjs when he said that he wanted krs to live; and yet, that was the best they could do for him–to protect him and let him live the life they wouldn't be able to.

Thinking about how, even in the face of a destroyed world, they believed that surviving, living was the best, and how all of them wished for the other to live.

Thinking about how utterly betrayed Krs must have felt, not by his hyungs, but by his own inability to do anything, and to just stare at the lifeless corpses of lsh and cjs.

Thinking about how it must have been for krs—the betrayal of his own abilities, and the burden of the new life he never asked for.

Thinking about how krs knew he would've done the same, if he were in their position, and how that was the fact that hurt the most. That their selfishness, that their betrayal was only wanting Cale to live, and the fact that their selfishness was nothing but their love for him.

#krs knows he would've done the same but knowing is easier than accepting #it was cruel and also the best they could have done and that just makes me cry #and the fact that both lsh and cjs didn't even think for a moment and just. sacrificed their life. for cale. #love is a form of selfishness in itself and i cannot explain how #because from Cale's perspective i cannot imagine it as anything else than selfishness #he did not wish to somehow survive. he only wished to live peacefully with lsh and cjs. #and i know it's the chois and Cale's bday but I've decided to be sad #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #tcf #lcf #cale henituse #tcf novel #kim rok soo #choi jung soo #lee soo hyuk

[aachria]

Marauders fandom I’m dropping this at your feet and sprinting away.

Presenting, from the depths of my sleep deprived psyche, Would You Fuck Around And Die In A Hotdog Costume Or Are You A Coward.

If you’re asking yourself why I’m posting a Halloween fic in the middle of March, you’re asking the wrong question.

#marauders #james potter #sirius black #lily evans #peter pettigrew #yeah I still don’t know how to tag shit on here nigh as well accept I’ll always be trash at it #fanfic #harry potter #harry potter fanfiction #marauders fanfiction

[doingsfine]

hilary knight's first pwhl goal ☆ january 27, 2024 pwhl boston vs pwhl minnesota

#i know these gifs look like a TRASH #i know i knowww #but it was very difficult to make them because the angles are terrible #but since i made them im posting #i hope its acceptable lol #anyways. love you hil :') #hilary knight #pwhl boston #pwhl lb #pwhl #my gifs

[stubz]

What I love about the Mauler Twins from Invincible is that they straight up said you can buy them with food

Like, slight spoilers, that's why they only did what was necessary with Pete! They even said it! "We like you. That means your a friend. . . So long as you bring us good food."

AND THAT MEANS I HAVE A SOLID CHANCE AT BEING FRIENDS WITH THEM

I make a damn good chocolate cake and average pancakes. I can make a delicious egg-in-the-hole (bread with hole in it, ya crack an egg in it and cook it on the pan, obviously butter pan)

I hate cooking but I will learn to love it to befriend (and maybe more...) these two genius blue giants

#id stake them out around burger joints for the patties they use #then strike up a “deal” or something #cause i doubt they would accept free food from a stranger for no reason #they're not simple trash panada's like me #probably ask them to make my dog live as long as me #or bring back an extinct animal like the tasmanian tiger or one of those big ass elks #invincible #mauler twins

[claudiasescapesubmarine]

Every time I see advertisements for the third season of Bridgerton I'm forever thankful I gave up that liberal covid escapism show after season 2 when I realized that we were actually supposed to be rooting for the main character who exposed a black pregnant teenager and a feminist activist, and that there would be no lasting consequence for that because this show is really all about preserving social order and maintaining the nuclear family. why look at class segregation when you can look at these shirtless colonizers.

#bridgerton #marina thompson #eloise bridgerton #r.i.p. marina you were my favourite 😭 #it's kind of shocking how i used to talk to my family about this show and they're like oh yeah i really like penelope #i didn't like marina and eloise penelope was right to do what she did 👀👀👀 #like the social order and nuclear family ideals are really that embedded into us and then we wonder why the tradwife trend is #suddenly gaining popularity #also eloise the lesbian coded character looks doomed to marry that guy who wants someone to take care of his kids so he can plant all day #the show's messaging paints any attempts other than being a virgin and marrying the socially acceptable way as a futile endeavor #colourblindness and centrism- the show at its' core #man i must have been really starved for content during quarantine because like what was i thinking how did i like this trash??? 😭

[comediakaidanovsky]

people saying that this is the first time tumblr has found daniel craig hot clearly weren’t around for 2012 skyfall tumblr when both the bond/silva and bond/q ships burst onto the scene in all their psychosexual glory and this place was full of gif sets studying every single eye movement and tiny smile craig has made in his entire bond career

#james bond #daniel craig #also i will not accept any trash talk about bond girls when vesper is Right There

[dustteller]

I think modern au Zhu SHOULD be the lesbian best friend trope to Ouyang except that its because this man is her pet project and gODDDAMIT she's gonna FIX him she's gonna MAKE him be BETTER she's going to SOLVE EVERYTHING and he will RESPECT HER (she is actively making him worse). She has a whole complex about it and everything. She has based a part of her identity on dragging this man up from his toxic funk and is fully convinced that if she tries hard enough he will eventually come to his senses and be an equal participant in this relationship. They have a terrible wonderful toxic loving codependent relationship that's neither a romance nor a friendship nor a rivalry but a secret fourth thing.

Predictably, this does not go well. The character arcs would be Zhu learning she can't fix a sinking ship and letting Ouyang fail by himself, and Ouyang learning to not be a shit person, actually, and coming out of his bubble of self-centeredness and working on himself instead of unloading his emotional labor onto the people around him. And they should both get to develop a healthier relationship with each other than what they had in canon bc queer solidarity is great and its even better when it's in the shape of some weird bullshit some gay people built out of the corpse parts of heteronormative romance (affectionate and completely unironic)

#brought to you by me thinking about the last half of HWDtW and how Zhu interacts with Ouyang post-betrayal #well. interacts with the concept of Ouyang. he kinda (spoilers). #she was unhealthily attached to Ouyang and honestly I think she deserves an universe where her whole deal is reciprocated. #but only AFTER i put them in a fully self sustaining terrarium jar and sic the emotional isopods on them. #that part comes first bc my personal entertainment is CLEARLY the most important thing here guys #the radiant emperor #my thoughts #zhu yuanzhang #OHHH AND ALSO i think Zhu and Ouyang should get to have their weird little gay relationship #while their partners stare in accepting horror. #ma would be supportive bc she knows how important this impressively awful man is to her girlfriend #but rest assured she DOES NOT like him. she will (very politely) bitch about him to Baoxiang and then feel bad about it #she shouldn't feel bad tho bc Ouyang deserves it and Baoxiang repeatedly reminds her of this fact #eventually ouyang grows on her. #kinda like the bowl of mold in the back of the fridge you've developed an emotional attachment to. #he shouldn't be there but now she feels bad about evicting him into the trash! #(she feels significantly less bad about evicting him into Esen's appartment) #Esen has even less of a clue what's happening with Zhu and Ouyang. #he just knows that Zhu is important to Ouyang and also is 90% sure that they fucked at some point. #30% sure that they are still fucking but he grew up around Baoxiang and Ouyang #he has learned Not to Ask! he does Not Want to Know! #and anyways it's none of his bussiness who his bestie/person that he wants to adopt a horse and grow old with/hot roomate is fucking! #its not his problem! he is not invested! he is not going to think about it! there is no reason to think about whos in Ouyang's pants! #he is not thinking about anything involving Ouyang's pants at all! much less about the inside of Ouyang's pants! #and since hes not thinking about it bc theres no reason to think about it then he cant have a problem with it :) #so he wont ask!

[garbashedump]

...white guy Scrabby phrases

I GOT THE LIST bunch of things of mildly zesty phrases Scrabby would probably say

"don't get your panties in a twist" (ofc ofc)

"shiver me timbers! I'm freezing like a popsicle out here"

"hey guys let's split up to cover more ground"

"working hard or hardly working?"

"hi hungry I'm dad."

"the early bird catches the worm!

"wow were sure in a pickle here!" (Prism fav phrase ofc)

"that's it no more Mr. Nice auditor! that's the last straw buckeroo."

"you're on thin ice pal."

"I'm keeping my eye on you."

"you catch more scrabbys with sugar than smoke "

"Ahh, a good ol' cup of Jake Joe!"

"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"

"Time to dig in!" / "Time to get my grub on!"

"Oh look the suns out while its raining! guess the devil is beating his wife"

"Uh oh looks like we got company..."

"See you on the flip side!"

"You're looking a little tipsy-tury my friend."

"Looks like someone's buzzed as a bee."

"Looks like someone is decks below the ship."

"Oh how the tables have turned."

"Its the heart of the cards!"

Lifting heavy stuff: "Man anymore lifting and I'll blow my back hip out."

"Well slap my ass and call me Sally."

"Well butter my bugs and call me a Biscuit"

"Better safe than sorry!"

"Oh crumbs."

"Let's not dilly-dally too long guys."

"Aw quit being a negative Nancy!"

"Oooooh..... Right in the bread basket."

"Jeeze Louise lemon squeeze!"

" Holy moly guacamole!"

"Stop all of this tomfoolery this instant!"

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away!"

"Oopsie daisy!"

"Guess whoo✨" (Covers Prism's eyes)

"Beggars aren't choosers."

"Ahh I see, the apple never falls far from the tree."

"Looks like ya got ants in your pants."

"All bark but no bite huh?"

"Man that really ruffles my feathers."

"Ah! It'll be like finding a needle in a haystack!!"

"I'm losing my marbles over here!"

.....ok.... i may or many not have more but the- they're Scrizzers..

damn are you zombie fungi? cause you got me under your spell

are you a spider? cause you woven me in your web of love

are you the summer sun? cause you got my cheeks sunburnt red

Prism: damn you a cigarette? cause you got me addicted to you (Scrabby would then die after hearing this)

btw these are directed towards lawful joke au by @chaosaliien

#damn are you a mantis? cause my head is all yours (interpret that however you want ) #accept the cringe of the rizz #sneaked in a few sus ones for seasoning #I'm going insane i counted tan theres like 40 sum my god #lawful joke #scrabby lawful joke #prism lawful joke #lawful joke au #t #I'm so so normal #info dump #trash talks

[thekimspoblog]

"Better Call Saul" Season 2 Episode 4: "Gloves Off"

#better call saul #jimmy mcgill #saul goodman #tv clips #gifset #chuck mcgill #hey Chuck buddy pretty sure it's still extortion even if you don't say that part out loud #like if this has nothing to do with Jimmy and Kim is blameless then why is she in doc review? #at minimum this is a hostile work environment #Chuck killed himself because he couldn't accept hypocrisy as a fact of the human condition; I stand by my interpretation #Exhibit C in my “HHM was corrupt and nobody else was going to take them down” portfolio #As much as I'd like to say “Isn't it sweet? Jimmy would trash his whole career just to get Kim out of a jam” #let's be honest this is at least 50% “Jimmy would trash his own career to win an argument against his brother” #But who says chivalry and vindictiveness are mutually exclusive motivations

[bitegore]

fucking hate it when people who are hateful little bigots make posts that are completely irrelevant to the thing that they are hateful cunts about and those posts are actually really good but i know they want me personally actually dead and in the ground so i cant be like Yeah

#red rambles #terfs stop making posts forever challenge but also especially can you not do posts that make a perfectly salient point about like #people refusing to engage with languages that aren't their own bc i KNOW that's going to be an in-road to 'transgender is just an american #concept and theres no other cultures with more than two genders' (factually untrue) 'and thats why transphobia is the only #globally acceptable movement' (hateful bigoted trash nonsense) #but like americans refusing to even make the slightest attempt to understand anything in any language that isnt english drives me insane #Google translate is right there also if its six words long and four of those words are english loanwords or cognates i do expect you to jus #use your brain and get with it lmao. its not hard #i was talking about this with a friend like a month ago. how it drives me insane how some of the people around me just refuse to pick jack #anything up and get with it

[yourcrumblingsaikiisnotmyproblem]

Trans Diluc anyone?

#there arent enugh trans diluc fics istg #guys protective kaeya #kaeya being the first one diluc tells #crepus and kaeya accepting baby diluc when he comes out #venti and diluc just bonding over trashing gender norms #kaeya being so so protective of his identity even after their fallout #diluc even after losing kaeya knowing that his brother still supports him so he can go to him when things ar ereally bad #GUYS WHY ARENT THERE MORE TRANS DILUC FICS #diluc #genshin impact #genshin imapact fanfic #genshin impact hc #genshin diluc #kaeya #venti #chiluc would be so much more chaotic with trans diluc #guys it would be SO GOOD PLEASE #chiluc #venluc #diluc and kaeya #genshin headcanons

[compaculaaa]

Decided to do some art meme with my BBG , I’m sorry if I caused eye or brain cancer with my trash taste

#transformers animated #tfa #alpha trion #is my BBG a 6 billion year old bot who less than a minute of screen time in the whole of Tfa? #yes yes it is #I hate myself too it’s ok #I have zero taste and does not deserve an opinion #but I still love this piece of old trash #sue me I’ll accept if he’s the judge