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facefullofsadness · 3 months

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HII SORRY IDK IF REQS R ON OR OFF BUT CAN I REQ GUITARIST DOM NEIGHBOUR YUNJIN X NERD SUB Y/N (FEM)

first of all, yes reqs are open dw. second, ANON IM OBSESSED WITH THIS CONCEPT GRRR FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

content - dom guitarist neighbor!yunjin x nerd sub!y/n (written like "studious nerd" not "loser nerd" like in the sakura fic), smut (rough sex, fingering, choking, degradation, mommy kink, edging)

wc - 1652

a/n - ffos stop writing rockstar!yunjin smut challenge (difficulty: impossible). and when I do a rockstar!au series w a bunch of diff idols just fucking y/n brainless, then what? bc look at the material, rockstar winter, giselle, hanni, yunjin, wendy, phew, I'm dizzy.

all you want to do is study or relax, but yunjin has her own agenda.

I imagine you're some kind of stem or pre-med major where ur head is always buried in books, trying to study and memorize and re-memorize and review all this fucking material. ur always preoccupied with your studies that when u finally get that moment to rest, you really bask in the peace of silence after a long day.

but of course, you can never have good things. bc as soon as you lay back on your couch, ur favorite snack next to you and putting your comfort show on the tv, you hear music blasting from your neighbor. the melody u conclude being an arctic monkeys song (taste jennifer! listen to do I wanna know for immersion :)) which you would enjoy on any other day, if not for the fact that you were trying to relax and NOT feel the vibrations of the electric guitar from next door. that being said, this neighbor had been practicing music EVERY DAY for the past few weeks.

it drove u insane. you have never tried to confront ur neighbor bc you hoped they would stop on their own (maybe due to social anxiety too but that's neither here nor there), but after WEEKS of this perpetual migraine, you had no choice.

building up the courage to walk over to their door and proceeding to practically pound on it, music louder now that you were outside their apartment. you were fully prepared to go ape-shit on the menace that had been tormenting your serenity for so long. but you didn't prepare for them to be hot?!

the music stopping after 3 rounds of your aggressive knocking and finally a red-haired sexy ass woman swung open the door fully, guitar slung on her back and tatted arms crossed, wearing black tattered clothes, the woman towering over you as she leaned forward, looking up at her eyebrow and septum piercings.

you gulped nervously, not expecting such a sight, the ginger raising an eyebrow at you curiously.

"what do you want?" she'd ask annoyedly.

her tone pissed you off and snapped u out of your trance, "for you to lower your music or stop playing."

bold, she thought.

"why should I?" the woman leaned against her door frame, a smirk tugging at her lips.

you huff out frustratingly, "because you've been blasting your music for the past few weeks and I'm sick and tired of it, it gives me a headache and you have no respect."

she scoffs, "aw, is my princess missing out on her beauty sleep?"

you close ur eyes and sigh, regaining urself so you wouldn't blow up, then looking up at the girl's eyes, "can you PLEASE lower the music at least?"

the ginger uncrosses her arms and leans forward again, one hand on the door frame and another gesturing at you, "do I get anything in return for being such a good girl for you?"

u feel chills go down your spine at her words and your cheeks heat up. the sound of her deep chuckle makes you look away.

"fuck you're cute, what's your name?" she tilts her head to the side.

"y-y/n."

"I've never seen you around y/n. you're telling me I've been living next to an absolute babe for the past few months and I didn't know? can't be having that."

your eyes dart anywhere else before you clear your throat, "anyway, thank you, I'll get going now."

"ah, ah, ah, not so fast y/n-ie. I haven't even told you my name yet!" you feel a hand snatch your wrist and pull you back, your body falling into hers.

you look up at the red-haired neighbor, "it's yunjin, jennifer to friends, but you can moan mommy to me."

you scream internally and feel your heartbeat racing. it'd be so fucking cringe to hear it if anyone else said it, but something about the way jen held you and looked at you like her next meal made your lower stomach feel on fire.

"do you wanna know how talented guitarists are with their fingers?" her naughty half-lidded gaze trailed the features of your face, looking so innocent to her, with your large black framed glasses and wide eyes.

"you're disgusting and a pervert miss jennifer," you say, trying to cover up your attraction to her and the situation (failing btw).

you try to pull away from her grasp, her strong hands gripping your arms tighter and holding you close, her face coming closer to yours, "oh please, don't lie and tell me you don't wanna fuck me."

"you really don't have any respect do you?"

"and where was your respect? came pounding on my door, demanding whatever bullshit you just said, didn't even ask me for my name miss neighbor!" a cocky smile spreading on yunjin's face.

"well I apologize but it should be common sense to not blast your music for the entire 5th floor to hear," you roll your eyes, crossing your arms in her hold.

"you look even better when you're angry, maybe I should piss you off some more."

god she pissed you off so much, it's unfortunate the girl was really fucking hot.

"I'm not pissed," you lied.

"no? what are you then? horny?" the audacity really.

you roll your eyes, "can I go?"

jen gives you an annoyingly smug expression and shakes her head left to right before pulling you into her place, shutting the door behind you, and pinning you to it.

"you may not be horny, which I don't believe, but I am now."

her grip leaves your arms and trails your sides. you let out a heavy sigh but try to hold your composure.

"hm? you're not pushing me away? does that mean I'm right?"

she chuckles lowly next to your ear, her greedy hands slipping under your sweatshirt and rubbing the skin.

"sh-shut up," you mumble, turning your head away from her face in your neck, her mouth leaving hot breaths and wet kisses across it.

her calloused fingertips tap against your waist and travel higher, "no bra? was your intention to get fucked so I could change my mind?"

she's so vulgar, like it gives you the ick, but she feels so good, you ignore the bullshit spilling from her lips.

she feels up your stomach and places each hand on your boobs, kneading them eagerly and breathing hard on your neck. you bite your lip to prevent any noise from escaping your mouth. you knew it was wrong, you knew it was dirty, but you knew it felt too good to wanna stop.

"c'mon princess, let it out for me," yunjin would whisper against your skin, her thumbs circling your hard nipples.

your hands clutch her bare shoulders as you feel her smile against your jaw. you struggle hard to hold back a whine as she pushes you into the door using her warm body.

"I have nothing to let out for you," lying again.

"I guess I just have to tear it out from you then," the guitarist says before taking her hands out from under your sweatshirt and grabbing you by the thighs, lifting you up and carrying you to her room.

your body falls against the plush mattress and you watch as the woman slings her guitar off her shoulders, crawling on the bed towards you.

"you may be able to resist how good it feels now, but not after I have my way with you... I won't be the one making so much noise after all."

oh and she truly kept her word.

yunjin's right hand fingers were plunged deep inside your pussy, thrusting in and out at unfathomable speed, while her left hand fingers were in your mouth, shoving them down your throat and making you gag.

your shorts and panties were somewhere lost in her room and if your vision wasn't blurred with tears, you swear your clothes hang from one of the guitars she had displayed on the wall. you sat with your legs wide open on jen's lap, your back against the headboard for stability, tongue sticking out so her fingers can reach deeper into your mouth.

all you could make out were the choking noises coming from your throat and muffled moaning conjoined with it. your cunt was on fire due to the pace at which her digits were ramming into you. your eyes were rolled back and your thighs trembled.

"you sick fuck, you're really enjoying this you know? I know you are, I know you love how rough I'm treating you. who would've known some lowly nerd like you would be into such freaky shit."

she'd pull the fingers in your throat out which caused you to release a deep groan, but return her hand to your neck, squeezing and pinning you against the headboard.

"m-mommy..." you'd desperately whimper out.

a sick chuckle leaves her throat hearing you call her the title she mentioned earlier.

"you may be a whore but you're good at following directions, aren't you princess?" she sinisterly smiles at your fucked out expression, pulling her fingers all the way out to slam them in again, using four digits to plunge into your gushing cunt.

your vision blurs completely as you feel your high coming quick. your back arches off of the wall and your body melts into yunjin's hold.

"cumming already? so sensitive, I don't wanna end it yet," she immediately retracts her hand from your pulsing core.

you whine desperately at the loss of contact and jennifer's grip on your neck tightens.

"listen here little slut, I barely even started. you're going to hold out until I have my way with you, got it?"

let's just say you're not the neighbor making the noise complaints in the next few hours (days? weeks? yunjin realllyyyy liked you).

a/n - guitarists' finger dexterity is no joke (I play guitar so someone plsss hmu :.) aka huh yunjin hit my line im begging you)

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justafriendlystranger · 4 months

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I'm loser baby~ (sweet carnage)

"you're a loser baby~ a loser but just maybe-"

"If we eat shit together things will end up differently,,"

"It's time to lose your self loathing, excuse yourself. Let hope in."

"Baby play your card, be who you are. A "loser" just like me~"

I just watched the new hazbin hotel and I LOVE HUSK AND ANGEL DUST'S DYNAMIC!!! QAQ <,333 Their song really reminds me of one of my favorite ships Meztli x Trickster!! because think about it! imagine the scene going like this:

Trickster is feeling rather down because of who she is, (as I recall, BP said Trickster hates killers right? and she's a killer herself so doesn't that mean she hates herself? idk it's just a theory... A GAME- nah just kidding anyway!! back to the story) and Meztli finding it rather annoying that one of he's favorite people to mess around with is not giving him the reaction he wanted because she's pitying herself, decided to "cheer" her up with this song!

"so things look bad and your back's against the wall.. your whole existence seems so fucking hopeless."

"You're feelin' filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall,, can't face the world sober and dopeless."

"you've lost your way, ya think your life's a wrecked."

and then hit her with the-

"well, let me just say... you're correct."

"wait, what??"

"you're a loser baby, a loser goddamn baby."

"your a fucked up little whiny bitch" he says with a smirk, taunting her.

"Hey!"

"you're a loser just like me." "Thanks.. you idiot."

"you're a screw's loose boozer, An only one-star-reviews-er."

>:0

"you're a power bottom at rock bottom but you got company~"

I know meztli wouldn't say this because he has the absolute most confidence in himself, and saying he's a loser is sooo unlikely but if it cheers up his girly and stop her with this sad and pathetic reason she's in. he'll stoop down to her level so he could mess with her again ;)

plus I think he's going to be the one convincing trickster "hey you're a killer and strong just like me, we can make people grovel at our feet so have the confidence like that too. It's pathetic seeing you like this and I'm not going to fight someone as strong as me but is being an emo."

plus the line in the song:

"there was a time I thought that no one could relate.. to the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged..."

"but lettin' walls down, it can sometimes set you straight~"

"we're all living in the same shit sandwich."

"I tried to kill my friends a couple of times.." trickster said looking disappointed at herself.

"Hahah!" and you think that makes you unique? (literally has done the same thing and even succeeded) get outta here man."

"were both losers baby, we're losers it's ok to be a-"

"messed up psychopathic freak?"

"baby that's fine by me~"

"I'm a loser honey, A schmoozer and a dummy-"

"but at least I know I'm not alone~!"

"you're a loser-"

"just like me."

I think Meztli means 'killer' in the word 'loser' but he knows trickster hates that word so he instead use this =)) plss take a listen to this song and picture them together!!!! QAQ <,3333!! god I'm craving to write/see a story for these two TwT

~~~

Meztli belongs to @aesopsbaby !

and Trickster belongs to @boiling-potato !

#oc #ocs #not my oc!!!#not my ocs!!#scenarios #my wrtitng #writing #ship #meztli #trickster #meztli x trickster #sweet carnage #hazbin hotel #mutuals #for mutuals

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cyberrat · 2 months

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Ok jfc fuck me im sitting here at WORK and I just

1- Vintage Staticmoth cameraman Vox/PornStar Val—Vals pimp would sweetly tormenting Vox under the cover of “needing the best angle” and making him get on the bed with his little handheld recorder under Val while he’s getting railed for those so absolutely necessary upshot perspectives. He’s not allowed to touch but Val is on top of him giving his best performance, grinding on cock, and there’s so much heat he can’t breathe and his lap is soaked because Val and his John are dripping over him and Valentino is looking him straight in the eye. It’s not enough and everything he’s ever wanted at the same time.

Their boss makes Vox thank him for letting Val grinding on top of him at a discount (yeah he docks his pay for this) because he knows how down bad the loser is for his prized whore. And hey if Vox behaves and stays in his lane maybe next time he’ll let Valentino say his name when he cums, wouldn’t that be a nice treat for both of them?

2-current day— Vox actually misses filming those upshots and since his whole face can function as a camera now with all his nice upgrades he loves having Val ride his tongue and cum on his screen for their own private movie collection

Vox is nearly alone in the room. It is dark and the air is thick after all the fucking that‘s been going on throughout the day.

It would be too disgusting if it weren‘t tempered by the sweet perfume Valentino is oozing out of every pore.

Behind him, the moth is slightly moving in his cage, a soft rustling of him adjusting his wings anew; a little trilling whimper that he might just be so used to that he is doing it in his sleep.

Vox turns and peers behind him. From the dim light of the screen and his own face, he can see Valentino curled up like the pet he is, using his neck fur as a makeshift pillow. He is not quite sleeping, though. He just pretends to be.

Vox can see the tiny red slits of his eyes that he keeps cracked open. He must not realize Vox can see his bluff and he lets him be for now.

He turns back around and stares at the screen he‘s got there with the still frame of Valentino‘s cock, his plump little cunt beneath stretched almost brutally around a cock.

Vox bounces his leg restlessly, then presses the play button.

His camera work is excellent as always, of course. He does not really need to sit here and review the footage, he does not need to tinker with it much.

But he needs to see Val in action again. He needs to relive the moments of him beneath the tall demon, filming as he is getting railed. He needs to make a copy of the *sounds* he made while speared on cock.

All trilling and high-pitched and sloppy, tongue dangling from his sharp toothed mouth.

Vox‘ camera work is so good that it‘s barely noticeable how one stud stops fucking and another takes his place. It seems like one continuous session. One hyper potent bull that fucks Valentino until all four arms cave and he stops trilling and starts *wailing*.

He‘s been so close to Vox like that. Eye to eye. Almost like *Vox* was the one fucking him and abusing this perfect little peach he‘s got. The one that‘s all swollen now from the rough treatment.

He hadn‘t been able to keep himself from kissing Val. Wet and needy. Just one more thing Val‘s Master and Vox‘ employer took out of his paycheck. But it was worth it.

He keeps stopping and rewinding and repeating the same scenes, the object of his obsession just feet away curled up in a cage. Waiting for the next time he‘s drug out to perform like a circus animal.

Vox aches.

#cyberratting writes stuff #hazbin hotel #static moth #staticmoth #cellar bug au

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pokemon-my-beloved · 5 months

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so i played the dlc

and it was. alright? but while i was playing the teal mask, i was writing my thoughts down so i could make a little mini-review, and then i just. never posted it. so here i am now, with my thoughts from ALL of the dlc, but i have to separate it because i said. So Much. this post has teal mask stuff, i'll reblog with indigo disk thoughts

spoilers under the cut!

are my besties coming with me on this field trip. please please please

blueberry academy is in UNOVA????? holy shit i am IMMEDIATELY more interested and invested in the indigo disk

have my boy there. i am Manifesting him

listen briar i’m sure your intentions are pure and all probably but you can’t go into the great crater of paldea okay i say this as someone who has been there. leave my bestie alone

i don’t think my besties are coming with me :( one sec i gotta go say goodbye to them

okay nemona please try not to burn the academy to the ground, penny sunlight is necessary to your survival please leave your room at some point, mabosstiff please take care of arven while i’m gone

GOD i love these kids okay i’m going

i am. aware of the violet book. why

the paranormal???? oh so she’s a dork

and heath’s descendant alright that’s fine i’m no longer as concerned as I was before

OH MY GOD IS SHE SHOWING ME THE TERAPAGOS PAGE UNCENSORED????

SHE IS

i am…….. wary……. of terapagos, but continue

she wants to find it? bestie

okay so the other people on the trip are randos. three of them. this feels like salt in the wound, just a lil bit

this kid is NOT my “travel buddy” i have exactly ONE buddy and he is in paldea >:(

i’m not going to let that go i am NOT going to get over that

oh it’s my replacement besties or whatever. i’m not going to get as attached to them I’m saying this now because i know it to be true. unless these kids have daddy issues out the ass i will not get attached

okay so carmine is nemona 2 electric boogaloo except i like nemona more

sorry for continuing to play it up i just Love Them So Much

oh so we’re just going to. i was going to say block off the wholeass road but this is scarvi so. guess not

oh so this is just nemona if she was pacifica northwest huh

only one of them was giving me grief but i’m gonna hit yes anyways cause carmine is already getting on my nerves

man this is exactly what i said about arven huh. unless she pulls out a sick dog and daddy issues i’m not impressed and even then i'm not impressed cause like. quit copying homework from two characters who i already like more

mossui town is a very pokeani coded name i think

oh god which of these stupid fucking loser kids am i gonna be working with

nevermind it’s probably gonna be kieran

his hair is really fucking stupid I cannot see his nose at all it grates on me more the more I look at it. not what i would call good character design

hair’s not quite as egregious on carmine but still kind of a problem

WOAHHHHHH THE NURSE JOY RESDESIGN POG

this is literally jessie. like it’s just jessie i can’t fucking be convinced otherwise

i mean. define cool? but yeah sure this kid’s growing on me it’s cool

ohhhhh cool as in 3v1 cool. yeah alright that is cool

KIERAN NO WHY DID YOU SAY THE S-WORD

HOW DID YOU EVOLVE YOUR POKEMON SO FAST

probably because they were already like level 58 or whatever

okay so we are GUARANTEED going to get trapped in here or whatever since ogerpon was outside but i’m sure i can bust us out so i’m not really worried tbh

“you’re a sweet kid kieran” vs “wHEN CAN I MOVE IN” GHALKSJGKLASJGLKAJSG

yeah okay i’ll go to the festival of masks sure seems fun

ugh YOU

fuckin. i don’t get a mask i guess. absolutely fantastic (sarcastic)

yeah sure i’ll battle whatever

“stop using supereffective moves” she says, like that will stop me

oh is poltchageist/sistcha a divergent evolution of the polteageist line? nice!

ogerpon’s stUPID FUCKING PONCHO JAKSJKSJGLKSJG

“say chansey” is cute but i’m unsure why cheese wouldn’t work like cheese is very much in this game

oh, thank you for the candy apple kieran!

what the fuck does OUSTIN mean, game. that is NOT a word, what the fuck

wait. it is. fuck

what if i just. didn’t go after ogerpon AJKLGSJGLK

okay well i can’t leave the festival or do anything else IN the festival so

this bitch is GOING to punch me in the face i guarantee it jvaslkgjlags

apparently everyone just thinks its a kid. wild

oh that’s a cute cute CUTE face

ogerpon’s adorable. alright

I SOMEHOW DON’T THINK IT’S A KID, CARMINE

kieran i would NEVER make fun of you what the fuck

carmine you are SO mean all the time i feel like jet at the end of the sonic riders dub

oh did the loyal three attack and ogerpon defended the village. makes sense for pokemon tbh

“passed down by word of mouth” just write it down, man

OH SHIT THE MASKS HAVE TERASTAL GEMS IN THEM FUCK

i’m sorry kieran i was specifically instructed to lie to you okay listen

i guess i’m not going to the festival of masks tonight? damn okay then

okay yeah this is pretty as fuck but i’ve been to area zero and i did expect it to look like this, carmine

oh! a mitotic! hi! what the fuck!

well that’s convenient huh. i’m not getting in the fucking pool, i guess

oh briar hi! are these terastal crystals? cause i’m pretty sure they are

water? eh close enough

oh he’s gonna summon the loyal three isn’t he. that’s probably not good

kieran in our defense we were specifically instructed to not tell you this like did you miss that part i know you were eavesdropping

if nothing else it seems like he’s gaining some self confidence from all this it seems like

oh they were stuck in the monument? that’s… a bit weird, but i’m sure it’s fine

sure wish someone who could understand pokemon was here (hint hint) THAT SURE WOULD BE HELPFUL HUH (HINT HINT)

sorry i just. i Miss him

guess i’ve gotta fight the loyal three now. bet

ooh triple battle?

nevermind. this blows

you’re trying to recreate the crater crew and it isn’t working i’m not as attached to these two

oh i just noticed that the flying taxi has noctowls instead of squakabilly in kitakami that’s cool!

ogerpon was running in lil circles around me while i wrote that this bitch cute as hell

sorry for having protagonist syndrome kieran

HE GOT SO BIG

oh god HE ATE THE HERBA MYSTICA NOOOOOO adhsfjhfsfh

ogerpon cheering us on is adorable, oh my god

oh did kieran tell the village the truth i’m pretty sure he did

yup he did

i think this battle with kieran is the last of the story

oh damn he just COLLAPSED

okay do i battle ogerpon or does he just get in a ball

battle it is ig!

oh its poncho changes with its mask thats cool!

OH FUCK HE TERASTILLIZES WITH HIS MASKS JUST AUTOMATICALLY

“memories of adventuring with you grant ogerpon strength” THAT’S CUTE AS HELL WHAT THE FUCK

“memories of a partner from long long ago grant ogerpon strength” HEY WHAT THE FUCK OW

OH SHE’S A GIRL SHIT SORRY OGERPON DIDN’T MEAN TO MISGENDER YOU

her name WAS gonna be kieran but change of plans this is majora now

majora might be a guy actually i do not have a clue. i’m sure it’s fine

again. sorry for having protagonist syndrome kieran but i can’t do shit about it

carmine my home is in another country i understand what you’re going for but i live in paldea

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THE GREAT CRATER. I’M GOING HOME FUCK ALL OF YOU

kieran what the FUCK is happening bud

oh god he’s pulling a paulo from pokemas isn’t he goddammit

did terapagos get to him. is he gonna get professor turo’d

guess that’s it! i’ll be back for this shit when the indigo disk drops ig

#pokemon #pokemon scarlet #pokemon violet #pokemon scarlet violet #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarvi #pokemon sv #pokemon gen 9 #the hidden treasure of area zero #the teal mask #og post #paldea

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smute · 1 year

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Charlie goes to his crusty bedroom and reads his precious Moby-Dick essay one more time while glugging from a two-liter bottle of bed-Pepsi. We get to hear his favorite part of the essay: “The whale doesn’t have any emotions, he’s just a poor big animal.” As a fat person who has actually read Moby-Dick, even the “boring chapters,” THAT IS NOT WHAT MOBY-DICK IS ABOUT OR WHAT MOBY DICK THE WHALE IS LIKE AT ALL. Obviously we’re supposed to draw some parallel between Moby Dick the actual whale and Charlie the human whale, but, like, why? What shallow fucking bullshit! Can you even map one on top of the other at all? Has anyone ever read Moby-Dick and thought, “wow, what a pathetic loser” about the whale? The ungraspable phantom of life himself???? Thin people don’t think of fat people as powerful and inscrutable phantoms—they’re absolutely positive they can scrute everything about us, our “everything” being CHEESY BUGLES! Hence this movie!!!!! Don’t talk about my favorite book, DARREN. I don’t come to your house and explain The Mystery Method wrong! Anyway, then Charlie uses his cursed rusty mobility aids to turn out the light and go to sleep. Spooky!

[...] How do fat suits work? Does Brendan Fraser have to wear individual little sausage tubes on each finger? I can’t stop thinking about how many awards the visual effects people (or whatever department makes fat suits) are going to win for this. It’s like if I got a Nobel Prize for drawing a mean picture of your grandma. Also, for the record, I know the fat suit was really expensive, but it looks weird! It doesn’t hang right! He looks like the mascot for an NBA team called the Wichita Big Pile of Raw Chicken. Hmm, if only there was a way to depict a fat person in a movie without an expensive flappy silicon slug bag!

While Charlie is in the bathroom crying (really), Thomas shows up again and Ellie introduces herself: “What’s more surprising—that a gay guy has a daughter, or that someone actually found his penis?” Wow, once again, thank you so much to Darren Aronofsky and playwright Samuel D. Hunter for spending TEN YEARS on this extremely humanizing screenplay! I feel seen, unlike my own genitals!!!

Charlie is so moved that he goes, “You wrote these amazing, honest things… You’ve all been so honest with me. I just want to be honest with you too.” And then he TURNS ON HIS WEBCAM and SHOWS THEM HIS HUGE FACE AND BODY! All the students lose it and they’re grimacing and cowering before him and taking pictures of the screen, LOL, even though literally it just looks like a regular guy???????? It’s a Zoom square! It looks like a close-up of a guy’s face! No one would have any reaction to this! If there’s one thing this movie does perfectly, it’s trick thin people into telling on themselves about how uncomfortable they are around fat people!

Then Liz comes back and reveals that, LMAO, what happened to Alan is that he starved himself to death (kind of), and that’s why now Charlie has to EAT himself to death. Wooooooow, who wrote that brilliant juxtaposition? Grover??? Is this supposed to be profound? It's less nuanced than when people say “the terrorists hate our freedom”! Actually, you know what? This detail with Alan is the central problem with this entire movie: Being thin is not the opposite of being fat!!!!!!!! STARVING IS NOT THE OPPOSITE OF EATING. Having a body is a complex state! [...] Then they clarify that actually Alan starved himself ALMOST to death and then jumped off a bridge. Jumping! The most thin-privilege way to die!

sorrynotsorry bout all the whale poasting but this review by lindy west was very cathartic for me! its a shitty movie and extremely triggering not just for fat people but anyone with any sort of complicated feelings around food and your own body tbh. so im sharing it here. butt news has a free subscription and lindy west is hilarious so. go read it and maybe read some other reviews too

#i watched it yesterday and was very dismissive of it but it really hit close to home and made me feel and think some not so nice things #so thank you lindy west as always #fatphobia tw #the whale #lindy west #&

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gunsatthaphan · 2 years

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Hello :) I’m relatively new to the BL world and whilst I’ve watched quite a few shows I just wondered what you might recommend that’s maybe not one of the more well known ones. Thank you :)

hi there!! welcome to the fandom! 💜

here are some shows that didn't have a big audience and/or that I think were underrated:

Love Stage!! (one of my personal highlights this year. It didn't get much attention, mostly because it wasn't released internationally then. However it is now so I highly recommend.)

Ocean Likes Me (also one of my highlights. it didn't get the best reviews but I thought it was lovely)

55:15 Never Too Late (I wouldn't call this a bl since the plot was only a side story but the show is literally so good. It tells very touching stories and has a good message. Also the bl sideplot is very well done imo.)

Club Friday The Series Season 8: True Love…or Confusion (this one's a bit older and I discovered it about 2 years ago but it's so good. Highly recommend as well.)

Fujoshi, Ukkari Gei ni Kokuru (this one is absolutely amazing. I never saw anyone talk about it but it's a masterpiece imo. The story is heavy so don't expect anything lighthearted lol. But the characters as well as the writing and acting are outstanding.)

Love Love You (this never had an audience either but I loved it. It was hilarious.)

My Mate Match (this one's an adorable little gem. It's a short chamber play-type drama and I love the story, also the performance of the 3 mains is 10000x better than in gen y lol. highly recommend!!)

My Dear Loser: Edge of 17 (this one has a bl sidestory which is very cute. The main story is also very nice imo.)

So yeah these are my picks, all of which can be watched on Dramacool 😉

have fun watching! 😊

xxx

#bl dramas #thai bl #korean bl #recommendations #love stage #ocean likes me #never too late

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myherobirdbros · 7 months

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BNHA Chapter 403: Review by Birdbros

First let me just say that baby Toshinori is so cute I can't breathe. Now, to the actual review. I love that his childhood was good and beautiful. That he didn't grow up in tragedy and had a loving mother and potentially the reason why he's so invested in being a hero. Because she didn't discourage him and instead fostered his dream so he could be proud of who'd he become one day. Also may I just say that this entire All Might arc has been giving. It has given so much and I've loved every second off it because honestly some people needed to be reminded why this man was the number 1 hero. Still though, just the thought of his mother dying and All Might having to take on the world and fix it without here breaks me in a way I can't fully explain.

Yeah no, nop, no. I won't let you do this. He's not gonna die. Not All Might. Not after everything. I refuse to accept it. He has so many other steps to take Okay! Stop it. What do you mean and end of an era?! AFO you absolute fucking clown, do not hurt him! I mean it!!!!!!!

Damn..... he really cut off Toshinori's backstory just like that. Wtf man. We rarely get this man reflecting about himself and you had to go and do that!!!! The fuck is wrong with you!!!!! I hope you die a painful death AFO it's all you deserve you piece of shit......I'm getting way too emotional *sigh* Okay, let's try and be more logical here. Now that All Might hasn't been able to use Bakugou's quirk it means Bakugou might come back right? My boy might finally come back and save him, right? Right?! I mean it makes so much sense. Feels like the story has been building up to this. Midoriya fighting to win and Bakugou fighting to rescue. Like a reverse role. Please please Hirokoshi. You can't have taken Edgeshot from me and Katsuki too. You can't T_T Don't Nobara me man, please. Also once again, fuck you AFO your arrogance will def be the end of you. Toshinori won't die a hero because HE WON'T DIE AT ALL!

Thanks a lot Stain. Seriously thanks man. You could not have done anything but lose your quirk to this man (turns out I lowkey hate Stain *sigh*). Ugh, I know it's not really your fault and you sort of tries to save my man a little while ago but fuck, did you have to lose your quirk to this loser too?! I'm already mouring Hawks damn it. I can't do this anymore. Look at Toshinori's face T_T No one should ever make him look this hopeless, ever. This shit is illegal. Also, imagine loving killing someone so much you literally tear your mouth wide open joker style, the fuck AFO, the actual fuck? My dude you really need to sit down and finish that ancient comic book of yours because this aint it fam. This really aint it. You're so villain it's not even funny anymore.

Shoutout to Tobita (my absolute favorite villain - he makes me so soft protect him at all cost) and star's crew who just like me would have hesitated to fire at All Might. I love you all and I hope when Bakugou comes back he beats the shit out of AFO for you. (Horikoshi do not make a liar out of me). Also psycho eyes AFO. Once again this man does not fail to creep me out. Die!

Is he... is he planning to tear All Might in two? Is he really about to do this?! WTF WTF WTF STOOOOOOP. I can't do this. My sanity cannot handle this. Someone stop him! Fuck Midoriya crying is breaking my soul. This is not okay. I'm not okay. Shigaraki you bitch stop laughing! Everyone just stop. This can't be happening T_T This is so grusome I'm legit tearing up. And Midoriya's eyes is killing me. This is so wrong so so wrong. Someone please please please.

I...... Oh my God..... my baby. My baby. He's back!!!! He's back yall. I..... Katsuki..... oh sweetheart T_T

I'm so emotional I legit walked away from my screen to take a break from this rollarcoaster. Thank you thank you thank you Hirokoshi! Thank you!!!! Also can we take a second to appreciate the beautiful art people. U.I exploding, Midoriya's tears blowing in the same direction. The light that shines on that tiny figure on top of U.A and then that zoom in on Bakugou's weathered figure. It's all so *chef's kiss* beautiful. I'm in love. And def will print this panel out and hang it on my room because my baby is back!!!!!!!

I take that back. I'm hanging this up. Me and Best Jeanist sobbing over this right now. Our baby is alive!!!!!!! But look at him, he's so tired and haggered and back from the dead. He deserves a nap, not to fight a psycho who can't just quietly go into ground and never come back. Also theory: now that Bakugou has essentially come back from the dead, might his quirk have evolved to the extreme edge like we've seen for many before him such as Touya and Uraraka? And since Katsuki literally died maybe his evolved even more? My biggest hope. Beat his ass Katsuki. Make him regret that he was ever born.

Not a bakudeku shipper but I'm 100% a bakudeku friendship apologist so this, seeing Midoriya look up, tears flooding from his eyes because he's so fucking terrified he'll lose his mentor just like he lost his childhood friend only to then look up and see Bakugou is doing something to me I cannot explain. And Katsuki.... Katsuki with the ancient All Might card he's still holding onto for dear life. Katsuki remembering their baby selves. Katsuki being so out of it but standing up to fight for All Might like All Might stood up to fight for him at Kamino..... *sobs hysterically in a corner* Also the symbolism of All Might always having looked back at his past because all the steps felt so important just to now look forward because the steps his kids are gonna take are the important thing for him now..... yeah I'm not okay.

This is truly the beginning of a new era huh. Bakugou and Midoriya, carrying on All Might's dreams and hopes..... Hirokoshi you bastard. How can you do this to me. WTF MAN WTF!!!!!! And look at Katsuki's eyes. The explosion within them. It's so beautiful. I love it so much. And now him and Izuku's feelings are one; they'll save All Might and redefine hero society.

*stands up and applauds like crazy* There has been several misses for me in this manga but moments like this is why I'm happy I never gave up on it.

Welcome back Katsuki darling. Welcome back, it's been too long.

#bnha chapter 403 #bnha chapter 403 review #bakugou katsuki #midoriya izuku #yagi toshinori #mha chapter 403 #mha #bakugou is back bitches!!!!!#Birdbros review

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lizardlover-skylarglamrock · 2 months

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OK, I have…more characters this time. Alright, time for “Hell’s Greatest Dad”…oh, and I’m also tossing in some stage directions, cause why not?

[Blue for Skylar, purple for Roxy, orange for Phantom, and pink for Whisper! Monty gets no colors since he doesn’t speak…actually, Monty gets green.]

[ROXY, spoken]

Ha, ha, ha…alright then…

[ROXY, sung]

Looks like the pup could use some help, From the leader of the pack herself! Check out your sister’s glowing reviews on Faz-Yelp! “Five stars!” “Flawless!” “Greater than great!” Oh, when the stage lights flash and the music blares, With a growl-yowl-bark, and a bit of a howl, The band comes to life, for ‘em all, but you’ll need a pass! But you’re family, so you get in for free,

[SKYLAR, spoken]

Uh, thanks sis!

[ROXY, sung]

Who needs a bass when you’ve got a keytar? (Woah-oh-oh!) The Plex is serving spicy bat wings, and the second serving isn’t too far! I’ll get you in for free ‘cause I’m the alpha! All-you-can-eat pizza, endless soda, and this is just to start!

[PHANTOM, sung]

Has the wolf been here since day one? This bat has been as faithful as a nun! Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun? One of your three bats of the night!

[SKYLAR, spoken]

That’s right!

[PHANTOM, sung]

I am your gal, your every night-and-night, Your second steadfast nighttime fixer! Remember when I fixed that glitch in the cash register?

[WHISPER, sung]

I caused it, I’m sorry, auntie!

[SKYLAR, spoken]

Oh, you!

[PHANTOM, sung]

Skylar, I am truly honored that we have built this bond! You are like the child that I wish that I could have!

[ROXY, spoken]

Um, what!?

[PHANTOM, sung]

I still care for you, just like the child I am related to!

[ROXY, spoken]

HOLD ON NOW!!

[PHANTOM, spoken]

It is a bit funny, you could almost call me “mom!”

[ROXY picks up a fiddle and plays it aggressively]

[PHANTOM drops a piano on ROXY to goad her into doing something rash]

[ROXY tears an accordion out of MONTY’S claws and angrily/terribly plays it]

[PHANTOM, sung]

Some say that if one is looking for assistance, Then it is smartest to pick the path of least resistance!

[ROXY, sung]

Skylar, others say that in your needy hour, That there is no substitute for DEAD CHILDREN’S SOUL POWER! Which just so happens to be in your pack’s blood!

[PHANTOM, sung]

Sadly, there are times that a sibling can be a dud! Remember that the family you choose is better!

[ROXY makes a “yap yap yap” motion at PHANTOM with her paw and rolling her eyes]

[ROXY, sung]

What a bunch of losers…!

[PHANTOM rolls her eyes and leans her head backwards before grabbing ROXY by the shoulders and shaking her vigorously]

[PHANTOM, sung]

Would you kindly butt out of my song!?

[ROXY, sung]

Your song!? I started it!

[PHANTOM, sung]

I’m singing it, I WILL FINISH IT!

[ROXY grabs PHANTOM by the shoulders and shakes her vigorously]

[ROXY, sung]

OH, YOU TACKY PIECE OF—

[SKYLAR breaks them up]

The fact that I can see Monty, Freddy, Bonnie, Foxy, and Ghost just standing on the sidelines like "what is happening?" while Chica's helping play the music with a big smile and just absolutely rocking out, completes this.

HAHA I love it!!

#this is great!!#i can actually sorta see this happening honestly 0_0 #im loving these ^^#once again ive never heard the song until now so it just makes it extra special! :)#lizard's fanarts :0?!!!

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wonderlandleighleigh · 2 years

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okay, what's abe asking moishe to do though?!

It's rare that Moishe calls on his...friends, these days, but he is owed a couple of favors.

And so he has breakfast with an old friend.

"Benny!"

Benjamin Kaplan is a tall man. Imposing. Unnerving, but Moishe is used to that.

Abe, not so much.

Moishe gets to his feet and embraces Benny, giving his arms a pat. "You look good, Benny."

"So do you, Moishe," Benny tells him, slapping his back. "Well-fed. Successful. What I like to see. Who is your friend?"

"This is Abe Weissman, he writes theater reviews for the Village Voice," Moishe introduces them.

Abe gets up and finds himself shaking hands with the large man.

"I have read your work, And you know? You are very good. Spot on," Benny tells him.

Abe swallows a little. "Yes, thank you."

Benny grins kindly as they all sit down. "Now, Moishe. I haven't heard from you in a little while. To what do I owe the pleasure of this breakfast?"

"Ah, one of the kids has run into a little trouble," Moishe explains. "My son's ex-wife. She's a good girl, Miriam. She never held the divorce against Joel, let's him have time with the kids. Never demanding. A good girl."

"Rare, these days," Benny agrees. "Trouble, you say?"

"Well, she works in show business, a comedian," Moishe tells him. "Her manager was an idiot, got in with some people on the side of your area, you know? Poor Miriam was roughed up last night as a warning."

"Poor kid," Benny frowns. "What are these idiots' names?"

"I don't have last names, unfortunately," Abe chimes in. "Frank and Nicky are their first names."

Benny rolls his eyes as he sips his coffee. "Uch. Feh. Those guys. I know those guys. Losers. What's the manager's name?"

"Susie Myerson," Abe tells him.

"She got in with losers," Benny says. "You tell her that."

Moishe nods. "Think you can do something for us here? So Miriam doesn't get hurt again?"

Benny grins and nods. "And then we'd be even for that thing from fifty-five."

"Absolutely," Moishe promises.

"Then you let me handle the idiots," Benny promises. "And you tell your girl she's safe."

"Thank you," Abe says. "Thank you very much."

Benny waves a hand. "You just keep tellin' the truth about some of these lousy plays, Mr. Weissman. And if your girl is funny, I like funny."

"Ah, she's nothing to write home about," Moishe waves a hand. "Does her best."

Abe tries not to roll his eyes as Benny chuckles.

"Let's eat. Who wants a waffle?"

#fic #au #tmmm #Moishe Maisel #Abe Weissman #and Murder Incorporated

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Okay guess who was late to read ch.12 of NQK?! This loser! So let me tell you what i thought so far;

On the summary part when i read " splinter request something from F!leo " i remembered the picture where you showed bald F!mikey & i thought " bro were you gonna request older leo to shave his older version of younger brother because you can't?! Lol "

Then we go to where F!mikey get his hair trimmed like the old weed in somebody's lawn xD i was confused " bro why?! You said yo hair is gonna grow back! " until i realized he's doing what any ex after a break-up; throw the old & welcome new furniture for a new, fresh start.

But honestly he does look like a twin of mikey - that and his head looks like a Boling ball - making me wonder how long it will take for him to grew back and who's gonna style it.

When we reach the part of summary i kid you NOT, i felt F!leo on a spiritual level, like when your parents call for you, I FELT THAT!! Splinter starts rambling about how it's his fault for pushing responsibilities of leader to little leo and i remembered how most fic(s) pointed that out - not that am saying they're wrong, i agree with them - and i couldn't help but think " yeah i don't know if this was on purpose from writers because it says leo and raph should co-leadering.

Wonder if the show were to have more seasons wonder if they'll be back on the main plan or just keep leo leading.

NQK F!leo - and yes i put NQK there, sue me other writers - accepted the challenge/mission impossible/request.

And god when splinter said " call me dad " i felt leo would cry immediately on the spot, like you didn't write it but you also didn't need to because my mind imagined almost 7 foot (?) old man in his 40s crying to 3 inches rat/j/lh 😂

But again i would advise giving this old man a huge tissue bag if he's gonna cry every 30 minutes.💙

I laughed when F!leo said to little him " C'mere " i was like " bro are you talking to a teenager or a street cat?! 😂 " Little leo backing away and call him on the leader thing because he 'felt it in his bones' was related on another spiritual level because if i saw my parents talk about me i'd dip with every excuse in the world to NOT talk!

Then he asks him to 'talk' and go to dojo & i thought " soooo you're gonna whoop his ass as a way to talk? " but no, they really REALLY talk, F!leo ask questions and my mind goes " okay old man with babygirl energy, what's your game? " he ask about home, and i get giddy when little leo talk proudly about mikey & laugh at Donnie xD

I laughed at the " drill " part & how it took 2 seasons to upgrade it from beta to be finished. Then they go to shredder part & i thought " ohhhh! You're gonna remind little leo of how he was able to trick big mama but pull out 'at what cost?' Part " which - to be honest - was badass plan from leo but again... Worst communication ever.

F!leo cry in tears as he hugs little him & that when i thought; he made a mistake because he didn't want to be leader - which again i blame splinter, don't stop me people - and did what he thought would take his new role & get back to be support - which related because am 70/80% leo kinnie - but instead made a huge moos-take (badum-dass) that will probably stay - forever - his fault.

Little leo saw an example of it & tho he doesn't want the role it doesn't mean he can't take it slowly, they do have time thanks to the 3 hamatos - and jones we i won't forget them - from future, so proposing to start as co-leading with raph was a great step.

All in all, i thank you very much for the time you took out of your life to write this amazing ch. 12 of NQK🩷 and i won't lie when i say am excited for the future of this Fic🩷🩷🩷

AAAAHHHH MY FRIEND YOU HAVE DONE IT AGAIN,,, thank you for this magnificent review!!!!! Absolutely no losers here omg you're so good and precious and please never let yourself think otherwise.

I've read this ask so many times and boy it's so great to hear all these thoughts of yours. Best thing ever 11/10 would write again to get to read even a fraction of this dedication again.

The teenager vs. street cat comparison was hilarious jahsdg THAT'S REALLY HOW IT FELT LMAO

Thank you so much for taking the time to read the chapter and comment so extensively, I'm so grateful!! I'm absolutely tickled and also very excited for the future, so I'm really happy to hear that <333

#OLD MAN WITH BABYGIRL ENERGY what a brilliant descriptor #asks #nqk spoilers #kind of because it hasn't even been a full week since the update

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that1fangirrl · 3 months

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Angel-Chapter 1

Training class started how it normally did. Coach Corsi was rambling on about some new technique. Today being, ‘how to drop from any surface and immediately be ready for a battle’. Most students would venture off into pairs, practicing said technique. Unfortunately for students like Jenevieve, whose powers were deemed “useless” in a fight, they were signing their lives away to a new career builder that Dr.Moira thinks will help make mutants seem more “humane to the public eye”. “So, what are you thinking about trying this year Jeni? I heard there’s some openings at that new Morgue down in Manhattan. That's science-y enough for you, right?” Jubilee, one of Jenevieve’s closest friends, asks while opening her bento box and offering up a carrot. “I mean it is, but who wants to spend their entire summer staring into the sweet eyes of death all day? Besides, Charles says I've passed my limit in the science field. Something about wanting me to “branch out and see what else tickles my fancy”. It’s stupid.” She quietly rolls her eyes. “What does that even mean “branching out”? I try new things! He makes me sound like some loser ass turtle.” “You do have a tendency of hiding inside yourself Jeni. You can’t exactly be mad at him for that. It’s his job to look after us as mutants y'know~GASP~ Maybe you could work with me and Ororo at this cute little cafe in Hell’s Kitchen. It’s called “Silk Joy Cafe.” I’ve heard some pretty good reviews and it sounds like a bunch of fun?! Plus, You’ll be with people you know down there.” Jenevieve almost felt bad at how big Jubilee’s eyes had gotten. She wasn’t into the whole “touching people’s food and listening to their depressing lives as they swallowed down their oat milk soy bean lattes with an extra shot of bee pollen”. Having powers that give you a birds eye view into people and random objects’ lives can do that to ya. Although, living an hour away from New Salem and her parents did sound like an absolute dream. Jenevieve propped up her elbow. “ It sounds great, Jubes! Not the bakery part, but maybe I can find a place to intern down there. We can get a nice place close by and I’ll even get free snacks and coffee from you guys. It’s perfect!” Jenevieve gets up and starts making her way to Dr. Moira’s office. “Hey Doc- Oh Hi Professor X! I didn’t know you guys would be in here together.” “Actually Jenevieve, we were just talking about you. You still haven’t picked a place to intern at yet. I was starting to worry. But according to Jubilee, It seems you girls are thinking of traveling to Hell's Kitchen. That sounds quite fun!” Charles starts. “Um, yeah. She was saying there’s a bakery down there that she and Ororo are gonna work at. Do you by any chance know if there’s any available jobs in the area?” “Of course he was listening to our conversation” She says to herself knowing Charles can’t read her mind. “Actually, I was one step ahead of you. There’s a couple of Law Firms down there and I think that would be a perfect place for you.” Jenevieve looks on timidly. “Law… Firms? That doesn’t exactly sound like something I’d be into sir. Um with all do respect, of course. And wouldn’t I have to interact with mean asshole liars all day? That definitely doesn’t sound like somewhere I’d fit in nor want to be.” “I understand your concerns, but I think this would actually be a perfect opportunity for you, dear. A way of getting out of your comfortable little molecular shell that you cage off into. Maybe it’s time you try something new. Most of them aren't that bad anyway. We’ll find you a nice one like always.” Moira butts in trying to make her feel more comfortable. “Well… I guess I could give it a try. I can’t promise that I’ll love it, but it is something different I guess.” “Then it’s settled! We’ll email you all the information you’ll need and I’ll get you girls a nice place in Manhattan. How does that sound, Jenevieve ?” Charles claps his hands together. “ It sounds great. Uh, thanks… again.” She breathlessly laughs, walking out feeling as defeated as ever.

Author's Note: sooo, I wrote this back in like August, so if there are any mistakes, sorry. The formatting might be weird too cause I write everything in google docs first, but it should be fine. Feedback is always encouraged. Just don't be rude, y'know. Enjoy<3

#matt murdock x oc #daredevil x oc #oc #matt murdock x reader #daredevil x reader #angel

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stephaniebrownslover · 5 months

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Annual Duck Competitions With Pastas And Tons Of Other Shit[Crack]—Part 3

Clockwork and Jeff, watching the small crowd in the living room grow larger and larger, felt the need to review their presentation one last time. Jeff was extremely anxious because this was the biggest responsibility that he had ever taken in his life.

In addition, he was sure that if he screwed up, Clockwork would haunt him even in his dreams.

"Good idea, but shouldn't we have done this earlier, like before everyone came?"

Clockwork's hesitation could be easily understood from her tone of voice. She was taking this presentation job very seriously and would not put her best foot forward to make it an effective session.

"Being late is cool kid job, and we're so cool. So don't worry."

When she heard this, she remembered what a cool person she was, and even if it was just for a moment, everything else lost its importance.

"Fuck yes, motherfuckers!"

"Absolutely, baby!"

"Well, then. Let's check the presentation again."

While Clockwork was arranging the wad of paper in her hand, Jeff was tapping his foot impatiently on the floor.

When Masky suddenly entered the backstage, neither of them liked it.

"There's no time, idiots, everyone's waiting for you."

Jeff took a deep breath, this could be the most important moment in his life. And soon he would try to convince a group of about fifteen people.

It was absolutely obvious that this was not an easy task.

"Break the devil's leg, Jeff."

"And you break his dick."

"Obviously!"

Masky felt the need to shout once more before moving back into the living room.

"Hey!"

Jeff waved his hand in the air in an exasperated attitude.

"All right, all right. Here we're coming. Just learn to be fuckin' patient."

"Shut up and end this torture soon possible."

"Have some manners, Masky, I can kick you any moment."

Clockwork intervened and helped Jeff.

She was proud of Jeff for making a sarcastic remark to Masky for the first time without her help. He may have been a difficult student to teach, but he was also successful when he actually learned something.

"Whatever, just try to finish this shit."

Masky left the corridor and went to the wall edge, which was his previous position. Of course, he was going to watch standing up because he didn't trust either of them at all.

"What a dickhead, can you believe it?"

When Clockwork started talking behind his back, Jeff also supported her.

"Sure, he definitely broke a lot of hearts in high school."

"Oh, heartbreaker, Masky!"

"What?"

She stuck the rather thick papers in her hand on Jeff's chest and spoke with a bright eye.

"Got a great idea! Could you start without me like a few seconds?"

Jeff was very hesitant.

To speak alone in public in a way he's never done before?

No, you can keep it.

Stage fright was for losers, and he wasn't a loser.

But it was a little bit too scary to know that fourteen eyes would be watching him.

"Uh, but-"

Clockwork pushed Jeff towards the stage where there was a white board. Although Jeff tried to resist along the way, he couldn't manage it.

"Thanks, you're doing amazing."

"Wait-!"

And when he got to the last stage of the stage, Clockwork pushed him hard.

Suddenly entering the stage, Jeff stumbled and lost his balance somewhat, fortunately saving himself from falling to the ground.

What was he going to say?

What was he supposed to do?

Whatever he did, would he succeed in convincing the fourteen people in the hall of his own thoughts?

He was sweating.

"Hi, very dearest audience, tonight's-"

"Yuhh! Get down, you're suck!"

He did not know that Nina was in the audience. And he was quite sure that he would not be able to make a presentation while Nina was watching her.

"C-calm down, N-nina."

Toby, who was sitting next to Nina, came to his rescue. A calm Nina meant a more easy-to-control Nina.

"Unbelievable! Just unbelievable!"

"N-nina!"

"Hey, calm down, Tobes. Anger will only hurt you."

Jeff, he couldn't hold himself in any longer. He didn't like Nina most of the time, but he felt an incredible amount of remorse for the mistake he had made to her.

"Wow, when did this bitch get so wise?"

"Who the hell do you think you're calling a bitch!"

Nina, who couldn't stand Jeff's presence anymore, jumped into the area they call stage easily thanks to her sitting in the front and climbed on top of Jeff. Thanks to her extreme agility, she had almost no difficulty in this movement.

When she reached Jeff's side, she started hitting him.

She was hitting and pulling his hair.

And Jeff was screaming in fear 'like a little girl'.

"Help! Get this crazy bitch off me!"

Nina showed no signs of stopping, on the contrary, she became even tougher and began to make verbal insults.

"I'm going to kill you! I'll cut you into pieces, and your body-"

"Take a deep breath, Nina."

Nina hadn't noticed at what point Jane had come near to her. Although, if she thought that she was an expert person in this kind of thing, that would be normal.

"But Jane-"

"Do as I say."

Nina took a deep breath, overcome by the impact of the authoritative voice she heard.

"And now exhale."

And she breathed out.

"Is it over?"

"Again."

"But-"

"Again."

Jane helped the girl she wanted to protect for a few seconds in calming down. After seeing that her breathing was getting in order, she placed her hand on her shoulder.

"Do you feel better?"

"Yes, thanks. I just lost myself suddenly."

Jeff called to them from the corner where he had escaped thanks to Jane's help.

"I have that effect on women."

"Come here, you bastard!"

This time it was Jane's turn to jump on Jeff and beat him up.

"Jane, calm down!"

"Everyone, sit the hell down!"

When Clockwork suddenly walked in with an authoritative attitude, no one took her seriously at first. She was holding in her hand a rather strange drawing of a Masky with a lot of hearts drawn on it, and this was definitely the sight she expected to see.

She had only hoped for better.

While a few people were sitting still and talking, Nina was trying to control Jane.

"I want to apologize or something from all of you for my stupid partner. Now. Back. Your. Place."

Clockwork had succeeded in attracting attention when she shouted again.

Seeing that Jane was not sitting still, she addressed her.

"You too."

After a few seconds of staring, Jane took her place with a hateful look, lifted Toby out of his place and sat down next to Nina.

When Clockwork realized that the situation had finally calmed down, she decided it was time to scold Jeff. So she dragged him into the hallway again and pinched his arm.

"And for you. I was only gone for like two seconds, how the fuck did you have two people attack you!?"

"What can I say, I have a wild charm. Women can't resist me."

When Jeff said this, Clockwork took a deep breath.

"Ugh. Just do what I say and keep your mouth shut."

"You can't give me orders!"

" Of course I can."

This was technically correct.

Although Jeff is definitely friends with her, he wouldn't want to get on the bad side of Clockwork.

He bowed his head forward, curtsied in an exaggerated way of greeting.

"Ladies first."

Clockwork would have hit him over the head for it any other time, but she didn't want to make the angry crowd even more angry.

"Thank you, jerk."

When she came to the stage, she looked at the people who were looking at her.

"I wish you all something like thanks for coming."

She saw Zero instantly raise her hand in the air in an excited attitude.

Her second stupid friend was being a fool again.

Perhaps it would be good for her to think about her friends again after this meeting.

"Put your hand down Zero, we're not getting any questions yet."

"Bullshit!"

"Shut up."

She walked in front of the white board, hung the drawing of the hearted Masky on the board in her hand.

Although Masky wanted to react to this, he didn't do anything because Hoodie was holding him.

"Yeah, where was I? Well, as you all know, we have a big problem."

Ben shouted from somewhere behind.

"Drug shortage?"

"No- why would we be in a drug shortage, Ben?"

Shrugging his shoulders, the blonde ghost again directed his attention to pushing the seat of the person in front of him.

This time, Ann, who was sitting in the front row again, spoke in a very serious tone.

"Medical equipment."

"It's not- Wait what?"

Clockwork couldn't stop him, she had nothing to do before Jeff intervened, but damn it, she could try!

"Shit, if we don't have medical stuff, what happens when someone gets injured?"

Clockwork would suffer the regret of not having tried it forever when she put her head on pillow before going to sleep.

"My brother is right for the first time in his life, we need to renew our medical supply as soon as possible."

Clockwork has been annoyed by Liu for as long as she can remember. It wasn't exactly the bit thing she could step on, she just didn't like him.

"Cut the fancy words, pretty boy, and listen me."

Stepping on the stage again, she pointed to the drawing of the hearted Masky with the magic wand-like object in his hand.

"Well, it looks like we're missing a lot things, but there's something more important than all of them. Jeff, will you take this honor?"

Jeff suddenly shouted.

"We're moneyless, bitches!"

Cody broke the barely achieved silence and asked a question.

"How can we live if we have no money?"

Hoodie called out to the boy in the gas mask from the wall, where Masky was leaning next to him.

"Speak for yourself, kid, I have."

"And you told me you had no money!"

"Because you wanted to invest all my money in a damn ant farm!"

"Ants are a very important experiment tools!"

When Jeff shouted in a meaningful way, it was a big shock for everyone.

"Silence!"

Even Clockwork couldn't hide her surprise.

"Wow, Jeff-"

"Go on."

Clockwork continued to speak after clearing her throat.

"There is no need to worry just because we have no money. We've found a way to fix it."

"Fix it, fix it, fix it..."

"What the fuck are you doing?"

"Oh, I'm just making echo for making you more effective."

Clock-eyed teenager took a deep breath and put her hand to her forehead.

"It's not how- You know what? Do what you want, I don't care."

And Helen, perhaps for the first time since his arrival, looked up from his drawing.

"And what is this ingenious idea, I wonder?"

"Simple."

"For some reason, I have a bad feeling about all of this."

Jeff shouted out quite suddenly, using all his strength.

"We're gonna organize duck races and bet on them!"

"Yippee!"

Sally was the only one who was happy about it.

And Masky is the one who is the most unhappy.

"Oh fucking God, please kill me."

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Merula: One day I'm going to say "fight me" to the wrong person and someone is just going to deck me.

Talbott: Oh, trust me, that day may be closer than you think.

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Sean: If murdered, I want a closed-casket funeral. However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play "Pop Goes the Weasel" over and over until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with mute, horrified anticipation.

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Bryn: we're about to die! do you really want your last words to be sarcasm?!

Rowan, sarcastically: no of course not! I wanted them to be words of joy at our eminent demise

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Tonks/Jae *accidentally does something well*: ah shit I’ve given them standards now.

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Jae: The secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you'll need.

Penny: The second secret to life is that fresh air, warm sun, and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling.

Hecate: The third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer.

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Ismelda: And that's why I don't have a boyfriend.

Barnaby: You know, I think there's a lot of reasons why you don't have a boyfriend.

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R: Be careful, there is a fine line between surveillance and stalking.

Professor Rakepick: Yeah, getting caught, which I don't plan on.

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Professor Sprout: Do you have any tips on how to get rid of ants?

Hagrid: I'm assuming diplomacy has failed.

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Sean, after surviving every vault adventure: The universe does not want me or my family dead. It does not want us happy but it does not want us dead.

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Rubin: Okay, now, to review, if a stranger came up to you and said "I'm your mom's friend, she told me to pick you up" what would you say?

Kit: I would say "You are lying, my mom doesn’t have any friends!"

Rubin:...

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Merula: Everyone has called me 'Boris' all day. I think Hecate paid them to

[Later]

Hecate: Absolutely. Five galleons each, and it was totally worth it.

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Liz: Remember, bird-watching goes both ways.

Felix: That's vaguely threatening, thank you.

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Chiara: You remind me of a Russian doll.

Victor: Aw, thank yo—

Chiara: Full of yourself.

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Madame McGonagall: Severus, do you hate children?

Snape: What? No, no, I don't hate children! I can't hate children! Children are excellent! Raising rugrats is my raison d'etre!

Professor Flitwick: How do you feel about friskergibblins?

Snape: What the hell is a friskergibblin?

Professor Flitwick: A friskergibblin is a creature that looks, sounds, and acts exactly like a human child, but is not a sapient creature and does not possess the rights and protections of personhood.

Snape: Oh. Throw every single friskergibblin into the sun at your earliest convenience, please.

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Charlie at the Hogsmede Festival: Are you having fun?

Ben: No. I’m having dark, disturbing thoughts that I don’t like to talk about.

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Cecil Lee after having his werewolf investigation interfered with: What is your problem?

Sean, interfering to protect Chiara: Would you like that list to be in alphabetical order, or based off the severity of them?

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Tonks: Kit, are you sure you don't wanna use my graduation speech? It goes like this: Later, losers.

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Pitts, annoyed: Hey. Let’s play a game. It’s called “See who can be quiet the longest”.

Kit:, in detention Cool! Rubin loves that game!

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Professors either are your best friends or your ultimate enemy. That dude needs to take a chill pill. He probably gets off on causing his students misery. Jon, on the other hand, seems so cool and like a fun dude! His love for pictures is everything, I adore it. If you can talk to him about gambling then he's really a chill guy. 4 finals, that's manageable! I'm the same study type as you; procrastinating it and only doing it a short time beforehand. But, I'm the prime example for this bad behavior. Don't be like me and fuck up your finals. So listen up, I will boss you around one more time. You will start studying early on and really put your heart and soul into it. The relief you will feel afterwards will be the greatest thing ever! Listen to me, miss ma'am.

Omg yes Sam and Butter are sharing one brain cell! Oh Sam definitely enjoyed his ball, especially since he lost his two... The new tattoos will be smaller, fineline ones. 1 is an ufo sucking in a human with "get in loser" on top. The other one will be a devil lady (naked) waking up from a nap inside of a coffin. The best news about all of this is that THE HOT MILF WILL BE DOING THE TATTOOS!!!!

Well... technically I'm already "fired" so they can't do anything. After my apprentices is over they couldn't offer me a job so I'm being let go. And because that company is really shitty and never treated us well, I don't give a fuck anymore and will call in sick. I already called in today. Hey! Cutting a banana is hard work! I held it in my hand (first mistake) and cut through it. Then I looked away because I got distracted (second mistake) and somehow cut my thumb. The one that held the knife. I genuinely don't even know how I did that...

YES GRACE THANK YOU!! I just grabbed that poor girl while she was stealing the pigs food. She's so soft and warm and fluffy. Hennifer even looked at me and put her head on my shoulder!!

Lol I don't think her poor husband stands a chance against a bunch of obsessed ladies. We will definitely win and kindly surprise adopt Melissa. I'm sure she wouldn't even mind...

That’s honestly so true about professors. My chemistry one, the guy who gave me a zero, is a complete asshole. It’s safe to say that my evaluation of him will be a long and hefty one. Jon is honestly the goat, im sad that I’m only going to have him for one more semester. although I will be glad that I won’t have to worry about an embarrassing picture of me making it into the slides 😭 4 finals isn’t too bad, and I don’t think any of them are on the same day. At least I hope not. I’m honestly the worst when it comes to studying, but I plan to use tomorrow as a study day, so don’t worry! And to make you proud, I finished my article review paper tonight and turned it in, instead of waiting until tomorrow to do it, which is when it’s due! It was supposed to be 4 pages, but it turned out to be 6 😬

Not Sam losing his 2 other balls! I got Butters 6 tennis balls a couple months ago, and now he only has 2 left 😭 Butters has been a handful today; first he came in from playing in the backyard with a small abrasion on his head which I had to clean it, and now he’s gotten welts around his mouth and on his nose. It looks like he had an allergic reaction to something, but I’m making him sleep in my room so I can keep an eye on him. My two boy animals have caused so much trouble 😭

But your tattoo ideas are amazing!! I remember you sending in those pictures of them too, and I can’t wait for you to get them!! AND THE HOT MILF IS DOING THEM?!?! YOU BETTER BE SENDING IN THE FINISHING WORKS!!

Well since you are technically already “fired,” I guess there are no consequences for calling off work, especially if the company can’t treat the workers properly. And you know what, you absolutely deserve that time off for your traumatic experience with cutting the banana. How the hell did you manage to cut your thumb that was holding the knife??? That’s what I want to know, like how is that even possible 😭

you snatching Hennifer while she was being a menace and stealing the pigs food is honestly gold!! And she even rested her head on your shoulder, that’s so cute!! Also, I absolutely lock her name so much!! It reminds me of Yennefer from The Witcher series. We used to have chickens but we had to get rid of them because A.) they were too loud and B.) my brother got attacked by the rooster and I got in trouble for recording it 🙄

Melissa herself said that her husband doesn’t get jealous, so I’m sure we could figure something out to where we all win 🤷🏻‍♀️

#bender chats #clexa is forever ♾️

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Vriska Serket, Equius Zahhak

Act 5, page 2222

arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling centaursTesticle [CT]

AG: Equiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuus.

CT: D --> What

AG: Hey! I'm a8out to meddle with so many losers right now.

CT: D --> How many

AG: So many! All the losers. All of them.

CT: D --> Good

CT: D --> Use your cunning and venom to make them envy our nobility

AG: Oh man, was that sarcasm? That sounded like sarcasm!

CT: D --> No

CT: D --> Humorous insincerity is for pedantic wigglers

AG: Pshhhhhhhh, I know! I know you never make jokes. I was the one 8eing sarcastic, you stooge!

AG: I was 8eing sarcastic a8out you 8eing sarcastic. Duh.

CT: D --> That's because you're a little worse than me

AG: The fuck I am! Anyway. Hey!

AG: Did you finish Aradia's present yet? I'm a8out to fuss with her and I want to know if I can keep my promise or if you're gonna make a liar out of me.

CT: D --> It's finished

CT: D --> I'll deliver it shortly

AG: Great! Thanks, 8uddy. I'll 8e w8ting here for you.

CT: D --> I'm happy to help

CT: D --> But I don't understand why you're intent on gratifying that worthless peasant

AG: 8ecause I promised I would and it's none of your damn 8usiness! Man.

AG: Quit your prying! Always fidgeting and poking and prying.

CT: D --> Fine

CT: D --> Then let's proceed with the plan in a curt and professional manner

AG: Agreeeeeeeed.

AG: So just to review!

AG: We will let Aradia perpetr8 her cute little ploy on Sollux and usurp his power.

CT: D --> Yes

AG: Isn't it funny when these chumps try to get all tactical and underhanded? It's really adora8le!

CT: D --> I guess it is pretty quaint

AG: Anyway. She makes her little powergra8, and that's when we 8oth step in and usurp her as co-leaders.

AG: Right????????

CT: D --> That's the plan

AG: Ok, good. Then the 8est team will 8e led 8y the two highest 8loods, the way it should 8e!

AG: Or at least, the highest 8loods who aren't shitty clown worshippers or under water freaks. Sound good?

CT: D --> Yes, we're in absolute agreement

AG: Yes.

CT: D --> Yes

AG: Yes.

CT: D --> Yes

AG: Yeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!

CT: D --> Stop

AG: Gr8! What a gr8 team we are.

AG: Heeeeeeeey........

AG: You wouldn't 8e planning anything sneaky, would you????????

CT: D --> No, don't be absurd

CT: D --> Are you

AG: What! How could you suggest such a thing! Man, so insulting.

CT: D --> Ok

AG: Perfect. We have the perfect plan, and no one is plotting any sort of dou8lecrossings or 8acksta88ery or anything like that.

CT: D --> There are no %%ings up my sleeve

CT: D --> Also, I don't have sleeves

CT: D --> I am as transparent as can be, and my word is my bond

AG: I know! Don't worry, dude. I trust you completely.

CT: D --> You know

CT: D --> I can feel you trying to read my mind

AG: 8ullshit!

AG: Pro8a8ly just another one of your many daily rage aneurysms.

AG: Why don't you cool your jets and have a glass of gross muscle8east milk????????

CT: D --> Get out of my head, it's making me angry

CT: D --> Try to remember who built your arm for you

AG: Oh g8d!

AG: D8n't you d8re!!!!!!!!

#homestuck #vriska serket #equius zahhak #homestuck act 5 #page 2222 #homestuck act 5 act 1

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So I guess this is a Succession S2 finale reaction post + a review of season 2 as a whole.

On one hand, the Con-head stuff is delightful. On the other hand, I feel like a fan of the Muskrat–but Connor is fictional, so it's fine.

The writers completely predicted that we would love the firstbump.

Roman is such a great character. They're (almost) all great characters. I love that he gets a chance to shine.

Gosh Connor is so hot.

I'm enjoying this episode simply thanks to the vacation vibes.

Some stuff hits close to home though...

I really enjoy Tom and Shiv as a couple because sometimes they're incompatible but other times, like when they discuss the threesome, they're trying to support each other anyway.

HAHAHAHAAHAHA no but for real don't let it be Gerri I love her. And Roman subtly supports her too! Roman is on fire this episode. And this whole scene is excellent, truly comedy genius. Matthew MacFayden plays the pathetic loser expertly.

Gerri must be respected as well.

Tom really is a pathetic little meow meow, I can't help but pity him.

So Stewy comes to the rescue and naturally enjoys it a lot. He's tired (as am I) of Ken's baseless, stupid, infantile speeches. Stewy is me?!

"Thank you for the chicken is a great scene."

So after making us agonize, Logan picks Kendall. It's a betrayal, of course, of the one who's been his lapdog for a whole season. Hopefully this triggers a change in Kendall, because while seeing less of him this season was great, I was almost beginning to warm up to him.

"The truth is that my father is malignant presence, a bully and a liar..."

oh. what.

so that makes it much more interesting. Kendall finally had agency in his own story! That's good.

tier list time! Stewy went up because he's the one bitch who sees everything as it is. Roman went up because he finally got compelling moments this season. Rhea had an annoying voice but I enjoyed making fun of her so she's fun too. Greg went down! I'm sorry Greg, your shtick is limited, your role doesn't have much range and as it is, you're simply unneeded. Mom Roy was very interesting to see but I needed more. Ken's girlfriend is fine but doesn't amount to much, I always wonder who she is because I keep forgetting her. Kendall went up! Good for him.

Logan got some losses this season and was better, but he's still, you know, Logan. But he was better this season. And overall, the season itself was much better, notably thanks to not having a shitty final episode. Looking at my grades, only eps 2 & 3 went below 8/10. Meanwhile, in S1, only 3 episodes went *above* 7/10 (6, 7 and 9) while the finale achieved the lowest grade for now, 3/10.

I just reread my review of the first season and I still stand by it.

Let's consider my conclusion:

I absolutely still consider the curtains make people think more of the show than what it actually is. It could be more funny, more incisive, more fun. However, S2 was a clear improvement on that front. We got more of the other characters, thanks to Kendall staying in the background and Logan being put down a few times.

And I know *what* happens in 4x03 and honestly can't wait to be there. Maybe then will the show be finally what it aims to be: excellent.

#Succession #Succession s2

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