#a really funny and sleep deprived one

[quietwingsinthesky]

hi losing my mind at this part where lucifer starts laughing at something marin says and then sam? smiles at him?? like he also wants to laugh???

#tiny moment but i am holding it in my hands #babygirl how sleep deprived ARE you #the pictures are really not doing it justice. u know how sam has like. A Voice #that he uses whenever dean says something he doesn't want to admit he finds funny because it was so dumb #like one of dean's really bad jokes and u can tell that sam is like. this idiot :) #he's using that voice for a second in this scene right here and. #im sorry im losing it over this i have rewound it like six times (not just to get the pics) #tfw the devil is going to torture u to death. but also he is funny and v cute when he laughs and u don't want to admit it #filing this with the face sam makes in lucifer rising under 'times sam has made weirdly positive expressions at the devil' #samifer #sam winchester #hallucifer #spn

[megaawkwardhuman]

ha wouldn't it be funny if I drew something instead of getting sleep?????

anyway here's a little drawing of mr plant :]

#despite how it may seem the pink petal was the biggest pain to translate into pixel art #so I shit you not once I did finish it out of sleep deprived frustration #I quickly doodled mr plant face first in a glue trap like that one meme that kinda happened then nobody spoke of again #but I'm not adding it to this post cuz it's not that good looking lol #the world of mr plant #twomp #twomp fanart #mr plant #mr plant twomp #*funny tag for my art* #I really need to stop drawing instead of sleeping

[sleepdeprivationitself]

Elias Bouchard: *plan fails* (is a man)

Annabelle Cane: *plan succeeds* (is a woman)

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Gwendolyn Bouchard, Somewhere Else: Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

#tma #the magnus protocol #gwendolyn bouchard #elias buchard #annabelle cane #author is sleep deprived #i think im funny #i couldnt fall asleep until past one and i get up at six #so i THINK that this post makes sense #but i wont really know until im going through my blog in like a year and find it again

[mishy-mashy]

Hey it's not the biggest detail but-

Kudo—

—And Bruce,

They have eyebags. Since their forms are from the time of the Resistance, they were probably tired and stressed. (Or they just have shit sleeping schedules)

"Even after death, we're still bound to our duties." (Kudo, ch. 414)

#sometimes i hc bruce as insomniac #depends on the fic really #as for kudo hc for the sake of funnies is that hes a phone addict with a terrible sleep schedule for it #the kind of person who eats bad tasting food exactly because it tastes bad #[kudo and his licorice ratings to find the worst one] [kudo “I had to eat them all to make sure they all sucked” the Second ofa user] #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #kudo #bruce #if u look at kudos concept art for the anime they even include eyebags #like specifically as a real detail that keeps showing up even in the manga #bruce doesnt have as many appearances as kudo man. or at least its easier to find panels of kudo #i didnt have many panels of bruce and didnt want to go through the anime again to look for his appearances #WHEN I REMEMBERED I HAD OTHER POSTS WITH HIM IN THEM #it looks like a detail they keep in the anime too. two of the bruce panels are the manga and anime version of the same scene #spoilers #sleep deprived stressed kiddos u go to sleep

[lloydfrontera]

touch starved lloyd who will lean into any gentle touch he gets without thinking about it, who never initiates anything but is also never the first to pull away, who sometimes flinches at unexpected contact but will gravitate closer to those he trusts so he's always withing arm's reach

#tged #the greatest estate developer #lloyd frontera #i would say 'someone give that man a hug' but honestly marbella and arcos do that pretty often it's really sweet <3 #but like imagine javier noticing it and dismissing it at first until curiosity gets the best of him #so he starts slowly initiating small touches between them like a little tap in his shoulder to get his attention or maybe a quick pat #on his back as he passes by or maybe standing a bit closer than normal so his arms touch slightly #and it's nothing noticeable nothing lloyd could actually call him out if he even noticed it #but that's the thing. he doesn't notice. but he does start leaning more and more into every small touch javier dares to give him #sometimes even starting to stand closer to javier almost as if seeking the small presses of their arms #so javier starts getting a bit bolder. grabbing him by the sleeve and then the wrist to pull his attention to something. #sitting right next to him whenever there's a chance. subtly bumping their shoulders together when someone says anything dumb or funny. #in one notable occasion when he had to grab lloyd by the hip and guide him as they walked because he was too engrossed in his work #and also too sleep deprived to notice if he was about to walk into someone #and so it continues until suddenly one day javier has lloyd sprawled all over him and he's like 'Wait. why was i doing all of this for' #but by then is too late lloyd has become to used to javier constantly touching him and has subconsciously decided he's his personal plushie #btw this is all without lloyd actively realizing anything as far as he knows everything is perfectly normal #and he's doing great he's gonna get a good grade in being a Functional Adult something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve #i talk a lot <3

[elisedonut]

concept i become one of those blogs that make lists of head canons regarding each Weasley but instead of always either making Percy out to be the worst, having nothing to say about him or just not including him all together it just looks like this

how the Weasley siblings are when it comes to Shopping

Bill: (one sentence)

Charlie: (one sentence)

Percy: (8 paragraphs)

Fred: (two sentences)

George: (two sentences)

Ron: (one sentence)

Ginny: (one sentence)

Thank you so much for asking I had alot of fun thinking about that question!!!

#this is joke please don't take my sleep deprived brain seriously #this is also not hate or an attack on people who make these kinds of list i do find these sorts of things very very fun to read #i just think it would be very funny to come across something like this after seeing people who exclude him entirely #in reality i would feel really bad if i just didnt have anything to say about one of them #i love all the Weasleys they just dont give me brainrot like he does though #percy weasley

[candyredappledragon]

glad you're doin' better. you seemed pretty darn out of it last night...

??? thank you i guess??

im so confused.

#rotomblr #pkmn irl #thanks for the ask! #text post #im sorry for passing out really badly?? #i mean that one time i was so sleep deprived i put black pepper on my oatmeal. small pile of it i think. #the funny and not so funny part is that i ate the oatmeal.

[dirt-str1der]

My theory for why kiryu looks younger in y7 and 8 despite being old as hell is that daidoji made him do botox lip fillers and breast implants as well as ass implants to make his big butt even jigglier and more squishy so they can play with his ass while giving him missions and watch him walk around with his great big bouncing buttcheeks straining in his pants begging to be groped and slapped around

#Yakuza loveblog #they needed something pretty to look at they keep making him look like a supermodel when hes dying #i cant stop thinking of him in the hospital gown with the really sunken cheeks and his eyes look huge and buglike its so funny #like hes so sickly ... deathly ill ... and yet that ass just wont quit #why is he someones dog now he should be free .... if he wasnt on such a short leash he would have walked into traffic by now and gotten run #over by a semi back and forth a few times while the driver (sleep deprived) tries to figure out what in the world is making his tires jump #he should be worn down to paste on the road ... he should have a head or foot dragged for miles before finally being found splattered on the #underside of the vehicle ... whats worse than six old men in a dumpster one kiryu in six dumpsters ...

[chiscribbs]

Don’t mind me, just getting a sensible chuckle out of the fact that the title tumblr chose for the post was “RAPH”

#Guess this AU is purely about him now and no one else LOL. I see your biases tumblr. #fr tho - I do know that it's because of the format I used. I just find it really funny. For sleep deprivation reasons. #artistnotes

[goldiipond]

Ray <3 from the first few chapters in the shelter

YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH CHEERING SOO BIG. those chapters are full of great rays it's also where this gem of a line comes from

#skye's ramblings #this line will always be soo funny to me. bestie you've been sleep-deprived since you were 5 #also the fact that he says dillydally.. important ray fact many people forget is that hes a big fucking dork. dillydally #dons face in tge 4th one makes me really happy. btw. really good smile #also the way ray whispers it only for don to immediately blurt out the answer like 'WHAT'. he's autism <3 #excellent rays thank you bestie <3 weare spinning around #duckietine #shrimps squad

[dearedwardteach]

jk gave me a listen actually and i can confirm that 3d is about a threesome involving three dicks with jack harlow in the back going "not 👏🏼 me 👏🏼 im not gay 👏🏼 but you do you 👏🏼" while slaping a woman on her ass to reassert his straightness

#why would it be “pushing jk's mature image” and named 3d if it wasn't about gay sex y'all be real 💜 #anyways i am sleep deprived and going to bed this was really my last take on this song okay bye #(would be funny if thats what happened tbh) #(it won't cuz jeongguk is not lil nas x) #(but damn it'd be funny) #3d #3d jungkook #jeon jungkook #jack harlow #i so do not care about that white man but itd be so funny if he found himself going no homo on a song made by a queer person of colour agai #well.... one can only dream

[skitskatdacat63]

I really got home and then redecorated for like 6 hours straight. I haven't slept in 25 hours basically 😐 and the last time I slept it was like, less than 5. This is how I adjust to the timezone change LMAO

But hey at least my F1 shrine is now more complete :D I now just need to frame the poster of Nando I got at the gp, but I have no idea where to put it. I love when I have an obsession, and then I always put the "shrine" precariously balanced on the tiny shelf on my desk. So that every time I have to find something, I risk knocking everything down

#god im so sleep deprived atm #like i reached fhat point where you keep hallucinating shit in the corner of your vision #i bought a giant mucha poster right? #and its on my door #and it keeps scaring the shit out of me bcs my brain keeps fucking w me #but blah blah blah sleep deprivation whatever i digress #i still think my fav thing i got from the Austrian gp is the red bull bulletin #which is funny bcs its the one thing i didnt even have to pay for #its just really really cool to me after having seen pics of it online #and to actually have it and that be the proof that i actually was there is cool to me #i need to print out my ticket at some point as well #but ahhhhh i started putting up all the mucha posters and its very cool! #those are thw only posters thag dont need frames so i couldnt help but put them up #everything else must wait :( #anwyays sry even tho im like deteriorating from needing to sleep im in a really talkative mood #ramble ramble ranble yknow #guten nacht alles :) now im back in the timezone i actually understand sjkfkg #catie.rambling.txt

[frostwindwaltz]

How do people not get exhausted by meta slaving all the time?

#when a 5* character does ridiculous numbers with hundreds of food buffs and your classic supports #everyone is SO in awe of them #but when a 4* unit does ridiculously high numbers with the exact same buffs and damage #suddenly th SUPPORTS are doing all the work and it’s all about the buffs!!! and and and and- #and also trashing on people for using the standard 5* characters (except Mona who everyone worships because she helps their ego) #‘diluc is a trash Pyro unit’ ‘keqing is a waste of time’ ‘get rid of qiqi’ ‘why use jean’ #and also calling characters like kokomi and thoma trash because heaven forbid a character not do BIG DAMAGE!!!! #also I find it so funny everyone says the meta slaves are exclusive to the NA server #when all the meta slaves I met were on the EU server and the one I met on NA wasn’t american soooooo #I’m not really mad this isn’t a rant tbh #im just FASCINATED by how rude you can be over how someone plays a GAME #text: bella #this is probably gonna get deleted I am GENUINELY not upset this is just my idle sleep deprived bewilderment

[noxtivagus]

good morning hehe i forgot to say this but i finally got to fixing that. spam side blog so if anyone wants it or wtvr then feel free to ask ><

#🌙.rambles #it just turned pm technically (12) while writing this BUT STILL #good morning i'm sleep-deprived #^ spam tho meaning #random irl stuff probably or even wtvr idk #rants vents sure but also maybe really random obscure personal things in my personal life that range from wholesome to funny #bcs i wna make this one more organized! #i'm a bit shy asking but yeah if anyone wants like yeah my only moots side blog then feel free to ask c:

[kittlyns]

Working in an industry where everything about me has to be PERFECT to maintain the clientele I have is so........... draining, to say the least. I have these days/weeks/periods where I just cannot force myself to be cheerful or cool or funny and my client walks in and I KNOW that's what they want and expect from me and I just can't do it. So I struggle through our appointment feeling like a cheap copy of myself and I know they sense my entire personality is just a facade and. I just can't describe how awful it feels to have my livelihood hinge entirely on how well I perform as a new girl 4-8 times a day, 5 days a week, forever and ever and ever

#I know this is every job but sometimes it feels like I'm the only person who feels this way so this IS melodramatic #and that <- is me being self-aware #I keep having these dreams lately where I'm spiraling out of control and #my mom is learning all my secrets and my best friend is pulling away and old friends are reaffirming their distaste for me #and I actually started drowning at the end of my dream last night. I woke up and was like damn they really aren't subtle anymore huh. #no hidden meanings there. #idk. maybe it's the sleep deprivation bad diet isolation dark at 5pm seasonal burnout regular burnout and stress just fucking w me #another of god's funny little jokes!!! #I AM going to be okay as always. I just have to come to terms w the fact that no amount of love is ever going to fix or save me #which may not seem related but I assure you it is. that is ultimately the root of it all #I've either got to learn to go without or become christian again and really give it my all this time (<- one of my funny jokes for god lol) #personal

[ed-nygma]

Last post is so funny cause half of the people rb'ing are like #omg yeah it's 2 am already ☠️ and the other half are like #yeah it's 7 am I haven't slept in 36 hours I think another coffee cup might fix me tho

#Not a competition because sleep deprivation sucks regardless but definitely funny contrasts #If you're curious about where I fit in I have chronic and severe insomnia #I didn't sleep today at all nor on Monday #And most other days I go to sleep past 3 AM and have to wake up at 7:30 except on weekends when I wake up at midday #I have severe difficulty staying asleep it's part of my diagnosis. I wake up every 2 to 3 hours. I don't have sleep apnea. #Melatonin has 0 effect on me to the point I tried taking 3 times my prescribed amount one night and still felt nothing #Anxiety meds don't do anything #Currently looking for a compatible sedative except it's been pretty difficult because most have really shitty side effects #I'm going to be talking to a neurologist who specializes in sleep disorders this month 👍