#a n y t h i n g

[londonknights]

fell to my knees in a parking lot

#toronto maple leafs #william nylander #the things i’d do for this man #he could do anything to me #and i mean that #a n y t h i n g

[aroace-cat-lady]

God im feeling abstinence. Someone talk about KitTy with me.

#ill take anything #headcanons quotes theories and #A N Y T H I N G #cassandra clare #the shadowhuter chronicles #shadowhunter chronicles #cassieclare #cassandraclare #shadowhunters #cazadores de sombras #cassie clare #kit herondale #ty blackthorn #kit x ty #kit and ty #kitty tda #kit herondale x ty blackthorn #tiberius nero blackthorn #christopher jonathan herondale #tiberius blackthorn #christopher herondale #the wicked powers conspiracy theories #the wicked powers #the dark artifices

[strafepanzer]

getou suguru i just need you to know that i would do anything for you

#anything #a n y t h i n g #ANYTHING #anything and everything

[cynicalmusings]

Shall I Compare Thee To A Fiction’l Man?  (translation: please send me brainrots)

Shall I compare thee to a fiction’l man? I shan’t for that would be too great a praise: Not one can match the splendour of dark tan, Or depth of Gen’ral Mahamatra’s gaze. Nor shall one ever hope to replicate Detective’s eyes of steely olive green; Unparalleled in their outstanding rate  Of ‘nearthing lies; so careful and so keen. And their eternal pixels shall not fade, Nor lose possession of mine hopeless heart, Instead they both will make my mind unmade, When from my constant thoughts they shalt not part, So long as pixels shine, mine eyes will see These fiction’l men who give life unto me.

#there. i did it. i humiliated myself for you guys. #…so if anyone has any cyno or heizou brainrots they’d like to send in i would be very very grateful #they can be anything. angst. fluff. aus. headcanons. weirdly specific scenarios. #A N Y T H I N G #except for smut #heizou x reader #cyno x reader

[anemptypuddingcup]

MAMAS-

Mamas-

Come save me mamaaaaas

I’ll take all the help you can give✨

🙃

#SAVE ME PLEASE- #I’LL TAKE ANYTHING- #a n y t h i n g #love you stephieee #puddingtalking

[rainbowbeanstyles]

wouldn't mind listening to some new fun music recommendations👀

#a n y t h i n g #any language #a friend gave me some hindi electronic #it was fun af its saved #i need a break from my 10 songs kfjfk

[ghosttownwherenoonegoes]

Listen

I'd subject myself to kissing Jason if it meant that I got to experience an Eddie Munson Hug™️ immediately after the post-kiss bleach shower.

Desperate?

Mm.

#i'm not joking btw #i'd do ANYTHING to get a proper hug from eddie #a n y t h i n g #eddie munson x reader

[the-sith-in-the-sky-with-diamond]

Does anyone had already made the bad pun of

"Obi-Wan Kenobi - Obi-Wan Keyesbi"?

With the alternative of "Obi-Wan Kenostraight"?

Because If not, I'll do it myself.

#obi wan kenobi #general kenobi #he is 100% bi sorry not sorry #*eyes to Satine Cody Quinlan Venteess- #wait what #bad puns #star wars jokes #star wars memes #I DON'T REGRET ANYTHING #a n y t h i n g #obi-wan keyesbi

[ihatebnha]

pro-hero boyfriend with an at home gym? Meh.

Pro-hero boyfriend with an at home sauna/steam room/spa?🤤

#do we think bakugo is a sauna or steam room guy #I would say he prefers saunas but I feel like… somewhat dangerous #tho idk how those things work #deku is definitely steam room #kiri? sauna #todoroki………. dunno #both #I would do anything #a n y t h i n g #anyway can u tell I went to the fancy gym #I’m sitting n*key in the locker room rn #not writing #caitie thoughts #shii posts

[bookiedoodles]

UR FAMILY HAS A TORTOISE NAMED HAROLD ??? that is SO COOL tell Harold they are awesome and beloved and maybe give them a little pat on the back (shell??) Thank u <3

YES WE DO!! He is very pampered (gets a full salad ONLY served on a glass plate because he is a prince, also he LOVESSSSS mangos) and is so very loved!!! Every time I visit my parents place I ALWAYS have to stop by Harold’s spot and just chill with him 😌

I don’t usually post pictures of myself BUT for Harold, I shall, because this boy is TOO CUTE and the picture is my absolute favorite 🥺🥺

LOOK AT HIM!!! WHAT A GUY!!!!! I LOVE HAROLD SO M U C H

#i would do anything for that tortoise #anything #a n y t h i n g

[i-luvsang]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

#i'm leaving now bye never see you all again #this is a dead woman's blog now #shut the actual fuck up don't do that #don't fucking do that #fuck #AAAAAA FUCK GUYS FUCK FUCK FUCK #i'm- #i'm going to that concert #i'll do anything #a n y t h i n g #anything. #anything at all #everything #i've never wanted anything more um #fuck my life #SO ATINY HOW ARE YOU DOING BC IF YOURE LIKE ME YOURE NOT WOWOWOWOW FUCKIN HELL #ehem um? ria tries to be interesting?????

[aza-trash-can]

Me staring at my computer begging for an ounce of creativity

#help #pls just give me smth #i'll take ficlet prompts #pls #something #a n y t h i n g

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

#honourable mention FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE GO GET FUCKED YOU'RE FUCKING LOSERS AND WE'LL KILL YOU #and ofc W E D O N T G I V E A S H I T A B O U T Y O U R P H O N E #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #starkid npmd #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield trilogy #tgwdlm #black friday #lords in black #max jagerman #peter spankoffski #grace chasity #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #steph lauter #nick lang #matt lang #jeff blim #will branner #lauren lopez #jon matteson #mariah rose faith casillas #joey ritcher #kim whalen #angela giarratana #corey dorris #curt mega

[booksweet]

.

#good lord help me #id commit crimes for choso charanon at this point #anything #istg #id do #A N Y T H I N G #for him

[icantfindmychashma]

OK SO TAYLOR IS GOING ON TOUR AGAIN

WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE FOR HER TO COME TO INDIA

#taylor swift #PLEASE COME TO INDIA TAYLOR SWIFT #l will do anything for this #a n y t h i n g