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#You're going to look me in the eye as you say that Jon would drink some chai DAILY??
lonelysa1lor · 2 months
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If I read another TMA fic where Martin goes to make tea and brings out some shit like Chai or Mocha. I will not be held accountable for my actions I'm not actually that mad about it but GIVE THAT MAN HIS PG TIPS AND TETLEY. It's his god given right as a British man to serve the most dogshit tea and you will respect that!
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allthingsfangirl101 · 4 months
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Love Test – Joe Keery
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Inspired by Big Bang Theory S8 E16
Working on Fargo was an interesting experience. The cast was great, but I couldn't help but feel like they all knew something that I didn't. I've been doing the actors' hair and makeup so I have a lot of one-on-one time with each person.
Fargo was my first big job. Before this, I worked in my mom's salon, mainly doing the hair of sixty-year-old women. One of my clients knew someone who knew someone whose nephew worked with FX. Through the grapevine, my mom found out that FX needed a new makeup and hair person.
I get along fairly well with the cast, but there was always something a little awkward between me and one of the younger cast members: Joe Keery. I've seen him act in person and he's really good, but when we get one-on-one, the only thing we're able to do is maintain awkward small talk.
Barely.
"Y/N, are you coming?" David Rysdal asked.
I turned around to see a few of the cast mates walking into the makeup trailer.
"To what?"
"Party at my house!"Jon Hamm laughed.
"Oh," I laughed awkwardly.
"You're coming right?" Juno Temple asked.
"I'll stop by," I shrugged.
"Great!" Jon Hamm cheered. "See you tonight at 7."
I didn't want to go, but after 5 seasons, this season's cast has been putting in more of an effort to get me to hang out with them. I went home after we wrapped up for the day and put more work into making myself look good. When I showed up, the party was in full swing. Jon really did invite everyone on set.
Two hours and way too much drinking later, some of us were sitting around the coffee table, talking.
"Have you guys heard about this experiment to see if you could make two people fall in love in a matter of hours?" David asked.
"Hours?" I asked. "Is it even possible?"
"That's why it's an experiment, Y/N," Jennifer Jason Leigh scoffed.
"The participants ask each other a series of questions designed to promote intimacy. And they finish it off by staring into each other's eyes for four minutes," David quickly explained to lessen the awkwardness.
"We should try it!" Juno cheered as she bounced up and down.
"Y/N and Joe should try it," Jon said with a smirk that made me nervous.
"Us?" Joe and I said in sync.
I cleared my throat and added, "Why us?"
"Why not?" Juno smirked.
"I will text you both the questions," David said as he typed on his phone. I sighed when I got the message.
"You can use my office," Jon said. "It's right through there."
"Great," I mumbled under my breath. Joe and I shared a look. He stood up and reached his hand out for me to take.
"Shall we?" He asked, trying to sound light.
"Don't have much of a choice, it would seem."
It was extremely awkward as Joe and I walked into Jon Hamm's office. We sat down on the couch, neither one of us saying anything. I grabbed my phone and looked through the questions. Every single one I read, made me want the floor to open up and swallow me even more.
"Okay," Joe said as he turned toward me. "You ready?"
"I guess," I shrugged. I glanced up to see Joe looking at me weirdly. I cleared my throat and read the first question. "Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a diner guest?"
"Bing Crosby," Joe answered instantly.
"Really?" I asked. "Bing Crosby? Why?"
"I grew up watching White Christmas," Joe explained. "I've seen everything that Bing Crosby did. Also, my mom listened to his music all the time. He's the reason I went into acting."
"Oh," I said softly. "That's actually really sweet."
"Thanks," he smiled. "What about you?"
"Pat McGrath."
"Who?"
"She's a British make-up artist," I said, a blush forming. "Vogue called her the most influential make-up artist of all time. She's kind of like my idol."
"Did she inspire you to go into makeup?" He asked.
"A little," I shrugged. "My family did. My mom owns a hair salon back home. I got into makeup because I wanted to start a new business and connect it to my mom's salon. She'd do clients' hair and I'd do their nails and makeup."
"You didn't go into it," he said slowly. "Did something. . ."
"We had a falling out," I confessed when he didn't ask his question. "Technically my dad and I had a falling out. My mom was just an innocent bystander. He wanted me to follow in his footsteps of dental school while my mom wanted me to follow in hers. No matter what I did, one of them would be upset."
"I'm sorry," Joe said, his voice dropping.
I cleared my throat and looked at the list of questions. "Next question?"
"Next question," Joe nodded as he looked at his phone and read the list. "What would constitute a perfect day for you?"
"It's going to sound lame," I mumbled, messing with my fingers.
"Try me," Joe said gently as he lowered his phone.
"My perfect day would start with me sleeping in," I started to explain. "I'd wake up and put on an outfit that was comfortable but still made me look amazing."
I blushed as Joe smiled at me. Before I could wimp out, I kept talking. "I'd walk around a mall, sipping my favorite coffee drink, and go on a small shopping spree. Girly, but what can I say?"
"No judgment," Joe chuckled. "What else would you do?"
"I'd end the shopping spree at the bookstore," I confessed. "On the way home, I'd pick up my favorite dish at my favorite Italian place on Meaker."
"Girmaldis?"
"Yeah," I said slowly, a little shocked. "You know that place?"
"It's my favorite." This sudden tension that has been building since the cast put us in the spotlight, started to thicken between us. He cleared his throat before asking, "Anything else you'd do?"
"Just finish the night with binge-watching my favorite show," I said. "And then a bubble bath."
"Sounds amazing," he chuckled. "Although, I'm not much of a bath person."
"Then you've clearly never taken a good one," I teased.
"Guess not," he shrugged.
"What about you? What would your perfect day consist of?" I asked, the nerves still jumping around my stomach.
"Oh, it's super adventurous," he chuckled. "I'd sleep in and spend most of my day doing nothing."
"Nothing?"
"Nothing," he confirmed. I thought about asking him more but didn't bother to push him.
Instead, I looked down at my phone and asked the next question. "What is something that makes you feel unstoppable?"
"Weirdly enough," he chuckled, "when I'm at one of my premieres. Especially if I'm proud of what I worked on. What about you? What makes you feel unstoppable, Y/N?"
"When I see a really hard makeup look that I did on the big screen," I said instantly. Joe just smiled at me before looking back at his phone.
"If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?"
"No social anxiety," I blurted. "I just. . . I mean. . ."
"It's okay," Joe said gently. "Not everyone likes being in big groups. Hell, even I get a little bit of anxiety when I'm on the red carpet."
"That's different," I mumbled, looking down at my hands.
"You're right," he said quickly. Joe leaned over and delicately put his hand over mine. I looked up to see him smiling at me. "I'm sorry. It's not the same thing. I wish I could help you with your social anxiety."
The tension was thick between us again. It didn't seem to go away as I said, "What about you? What quality or ability would you want?"
"Don't tease me too much," he smiled as he slowly pulled his hand back into his lap, "but I wish I was better at something, anything."
"What do you mean?"
"The only thing I feel like I'm good at is acting," Joe continued. "I wish there was something else I could do. It would be nice to have something I could fall back on when acting eventually doesn't work out anymore."
"Why are you so sure it won't work out for long?"
"Actors don't act forever. It'd be nice to have a safety net," he shrugged. Without another word, he read the next question. "What is something you consider too serious to joke about?"
"People's appearances," I said a little too quickly. He looked up at me, making my face burn.
"Did someone. . ."
"Your turn," I cut him off. "What is something that you think is too serious to joke about?"
"People's relationships," Joe said, his voice soft. "I always hate when guys talk about their girlfriends like they're objects. Some things should stay between the couple. A guy shouldn't share everything with his friends."
"That's. . . Sweet," I barely got out. I cleared my throat and looked at my phone. "How do you react to anger from others?"
"Doesn't really affect me, if I'm being honest. Especially if it had nothing to do with why they're angry," he shrugged. Joe's smile dropped when he saw the look on my face. He lowered his voice as he asked, "What about you?"
"I don't handle it well," I said softly. I looked at my hands and started picking at my nail polish.
"Y/N. . ." He whispered.
"My parents used to fight a lot," I continued, my voice shaky. "It was never my fault but. . . When they fought, I'd lock myself in my room and read or listen to music. They fought all the time. The only time they weren't fighting was when they were each at work. My mom was at her salon from opening to closing. My dad was at his dental office way past closing."
"I'm so sorry, Y/N," Joe said. He went to grab my hand but I grabbed my phone and read out the next question.
"Do you often listen to your intuition?"
"Not nearly enough as I should," Joe said with a small chuckle.
"Same," I said, still looking at my phone. "Last question. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone?"
"My feelings," he blurted out. I snapped my head up and looked at him.
"Your what?"
"I just. . . I have a tendency to keep my feelings to myself," he stuttered. "When I like a girl, I rarely tell her."
The tension was officially suffocating as we stared at each other. "What would you regret not saying?" Joe asked, his voice soft.
"I guess," I said slowly, "I'd regret not telling my parents how I really feel. I've never told them how much their fighting affected me. I should've been more honest with them."
"You still have the chance," he said gently. "Luckily, you're not going to die tonight so you can still talk to your parents."
"That's true," I said softly. "That also means that you can still tell a girl you have feelings for her."
The second I said it, my face burned. I wanted to say something, but I couldn't form the words.
"What's next?" Joe asked.
"Well, we finished the questions so now we stare into each other's eyes for four minutes," I said, clearing my throat. I grabbed my phone and set a timer. "Go."
I looked up, my heart instantly jumping into my throat as Joe and I made eye contact. The longer we stared at each other, the harder it was to not look away.
"Wow," Joe chuckled. "This is kinda. . ."
"Awkward," I whispered.
"But, to be honest, this has been working."
"You think so?"
"Yeah," he shrugged. "I mean, the questions got us to open up to each other. And staring into each other's eyes forms a. . ."
"Connection," I said under my breath.
"Connection," he agreed. I hadn't realized we were getting closer until our noses touched. By the time I realized it, Joe had made the first move.
My heart jumped into my throat when Joe gently pressed his lips to mine. Time froze as we slowly began moving our lips in sync. As slow as we initiated the kiss, we broke it.
"Well," I whispered, "I guess the experiment works."
"Something tells me this is exactly why the others had us do this experiment," Joe whispered.
"You're damn right!" Jon yelled from the other side of the door, making Joe and I laugh.
"Leave them alone!" Juno chastised. "If you want them to get together, you can't interrupt their moments."
"Oh boy," I sighed. Joe gently grabbed my chin, making me look at him. I blushed as he leaned in and kissed me again.
"Hey," Joe whispered, breaking the kiss. "Let's get out here."
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dutchess-of-fear · 9 months
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Secrets
Jonathan crane x reader
Warning: angst but fluffy at the end
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Jonathan crane was late again going back home, for the two weeks he had been coming home late whenever you are sleep and then goes off to work before you even wake up, you do understand the importance of his work at Arkham Asylum but this was getting ridiculous.
I decided to woke up a little early to talk to Jonathan, when you went to the kitchen he was surprised by you awake, "my dear? Why are you early up?" He then offer you coffee which you accepted "well apparently this is the only time to see you" I stated drinking the coffee that was quite too bitter for me, I heard him sigh for a bit as I went to add some sugar into my coffee.
"My dear you know how it is like working at a place like arkham, you would expect days I be gone for a long time at work" he began to explain his reasons but stopped talking when he see me upset by the lack of time we spent together, "look Jon.. I know this job takes a lot of time from us to be together I understand, but...I just like to see my boyfriend, from time to time" I replied placing my cup down on the kitchen counter and talking to him directly "but I have patients I have-"
"to work with and need you're upmost attention but don't you think you're girlfriend need just a small bit of attention too" I felt tears stinging my eyes as I try to hold them back.
I don't want to be like that's girls that are desperate for attention but now I started to act like them, Jonathan then held my hand in his and his other hand held my cheek as I look into my lovers eyes, "I'm so sorry, I made you feel this way, I try to be back home early as I can" he kiss me softly on my forehead as I relish in the feeling I had missed for so long, but it ended all too soon as he had to get to work, let's hope he kept his promise.
Timeskip
(Jonathan Crane Pov)
I promise (Y/N) that I be back early this time around but I don't think I won't be able to keep my promise if this Batman give ups, But is just wishes that will never come through.
But maybe my wish did came true as I had the chance to give him some of the fear gas, which in turn worked as it startedto take effect on him, and it was my chance to get away and run back to my home, I just hope (Y/N) isn't too mad.
The house was dark I check down on my watch and seen it was 11:35, weird she would be awake at this time, she must be tired, I unlocked the door and slowly got in and close the door behind me, I only realised I still have my scarecrow mask on so I need to get to the bathroom and remove my mask and hid my briefcase before she would find it in the morning.
I care for her too much to lose her now, "Jonathan you were late again" I suddenly heard for the living room 'shit!' I mentally said to myself  "I'm sorry my love I was late, I am just going to the bathroo-"
"No! Jonathan, you are going to explain to me what have you been doing that you are always late home?" She said and I can see in the dark, tears in her eyes and it hurt me seeing her like this.
"Are you cheating on me Jonathan?" My eyes widened as I look over to where she was in the living room "My darling would never, ever do that to you," I softy said to her hoping it will calm her, "then let me see your face so I know it's not true" she went over a switch the light on as I think of how do I explain this.
((Y/N) pov)
I turn the light on and saw my boyfriend with some sort of mask that would resemble some sort of scarecrow, I stood there confused as my boyfriend hung his head low, "Jonathan why do you have a scarecrow mask on? Are you- Uh.. you" I stumble over my words as I slowly go over to him as I lift the mask from his face, he didn’t had his glasses on as he looked sad 'is this what he was hiding from me? That he is the scarecrow?' I place my hand on his cheek and he nuzzled into my touch.
"Well at least I can say one thing...is that you didn't cheated" I softly spoke as he smiled very softly as he finally looked into my eyes "but this is a lot to take in" I said as I see the sadness in his eyes, I walked over to him and caress his cheek softly smiling to him
"but I am willing to accept for who you are and what you do and would stay by your side" his eyes brighten with happiness as he held my hands "thank you, and you should know I would never hurt you, your too precious to me" he said kissing my hands.
My heart began to rapidly beat and butterfly's appeared again inside me like the first time me and Jonathan met and I feel in love with my man even more "oh! Jonathan I know you wouldn't hurt me. I trust you very much" he then finally kissed me as he held me close, with this kiss it was feel with love and care for me, as I melted into the kiss leaving all the worries for another day.
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Hey, thank you for letting me request again!
Could I get BTAS Jonathan and Harley again with an s/o who needs a mental health day/quality time with them?
Hope you’re well ❤️❤️❤️
Hello, again, Crash! ^^
Thank you for sending in another request and I'm really sorry for how long you had to wait!
I just really haven't been doing good lately.
And since I have been struggling lately, I unfortunately was only able to create just some quick drabbles that probably aren't really good...
Sorry if the outcome is disappointing... I swear I tried...
{BTAS: Jonathan Crane, Harley Quinn when their S/O has a bad day and needs quality time with them}
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Settings: Romantic
Genre: Hurt/Comfort,
!TRIGGER WARNING!: Mentions of typical BTAS stuff, crying, a bit of self depricating thoughts in Harley's part if you squint, and Harley also goes all mother mode on Reader and call's herself "ma" once don't judge me, a bit of swearing, that's probably all,
Sidenote: Gender of reader is not specified, but if reader description is leaning more into feminine sense then it's purely unintentional and I apologize!
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That should be all,
Hope you can enjoy,
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~Jonathan Crane~
When you enter your lonely apartment, all that welcomes you in is silence.
That's nothing surprising though.
Jon did tell you he'd be out tonight, setting his newest Scarecrow plans to motion.
Just like it was the night before.
And the night before.
And the night before...
One would think that when he's changed his profession from university professor to a criminal, he'd have more free time to spend with you.
After all, Jon was his own boss now.
However, that was not really the case...
Jonathan, no matter if a professor or a criminal, still spent a lot of his time dedicated to his work.
There was nothing wrong with that, of course, you didn't mind.
But sometimes, you really wished he'd spend more time home...
For example after today at work you'd really appreciate it.
But there was nothing you could really do.
And so, you dragged yourself to your bedroom, going to get changed, then get in bed.
You didn't have the energy to do anything else.
So, preparing and eating dinner was something you'd skip for once.
And a shower could wait for tomorrow morning too.
You just wanted to sleep and forget about everything that went wrong today.
Rude customers yelling at you.
Almost giving back too much change and causing a shortage at the cashier's till.
Spilling a customer's drink at them.
Slowing down the line at the bus entrance because your pay card refused to cooperate.
You just wanted to forget it all and let go of how devastated today made you feel.
And so, changing to your sleep attire, you get in bed and hug Jon's pillow, hoping that hugging something that'd remind you of Jonathan would ease you and help you sleep.
However, a pillow, whether Jonathan's or not, is not enough of an replacement of the actual man whose closeness and embrace you craved.
And so, instead of being lulled to sleep, you only end up feeling worse and soon enough you burst into tears.
You cry and cry with the little energy you have left, squeezing the life out of the pillow.
And as you cry, you completely lose track of time.
And maybe an hour passed, or maybe it was just a few minutes, but eventually you're silenced when a gentle hand rests on your back.
"Love," Jon said softly, and the moment you hear his voice, you turn around on the bed to face him.
"Jonny," you say quietly through sniffles, relief washing over you upon seeing your lover.
You almost don't want to believe he's finally back.
"Oh my love, what may be the reason for such tears?" Jonathan asks in a gentle voice, cupping your face in his hands as the eyes of his mask lock with yours.
"Have I left you alone for too long, my dear? Is loneliness reason for your sorrow?" Jon continued to ask as you sniffled.
"No..." you shake your head, looking at Jon as your hands rest on his.
"I- I just had a really rough day..." you confess, tears continuing to pour down your face.
"And I... I just..." you try to explain yourself, but that action proves to be way too hard and exhausting.
And so you just give a shaky sigh, trying to compose yourself.
But Jonathan seems to understand what you're trying to say perfectly, and he sighs.
"Is this a common occurrence?" he asks after a moment.
And you debate whether or not to tell the truth.
You'd be lying if you said this is the first time you had to face such day on your own.
But you also don't want to worry Jon or male him feel guilty...
However, when Jon takes off his mask to look at you with a gentle and loving expression, you choose to be honest.
"Yes... this happens often..." you confess, "but I never tell you because I don't want to interfere with your job...".
"Oh, my dearest..." Jon murmurs lowly, his expression growing sorrowful.
"I am so sorry that I am not with you as much as you need... I was so focused on my job that I seem to have been neglecting you..." Jon says lowly as he caresses your face.
"I failed to see how much you need me..." he sighed.
"But that will change, alright?" Jon then added, offering a reassuring and promising smile.
You try to decline though, not wanting for Jon to put his work aside just for you: "No, no, Jon, it's okay, you don't have to-".
But Jonathan shakes his head: "No. Nonsense, my love!".
"I should be a better man and take care of you when you need it," he says.
"I've been putting work above you for too long, but I promise that will change!" He told you, and brought your face close to his, resting his forehead against yours.
"You shall be my number one priority from now on!" Jonathan promised, smiling gently.
"Say, how about we make this weekend ours? Just the two of us, no work, no nothing!" Jon suggested, and you'd be lying if you said you didn't like the sound of that.
"This weekend - and every other time on your day off - will be dedicated to you, we'll do anything you want!" he said with enthusiasm, sounding like he really meant his words.
And you couldn't help but smile a little and nod.
"I like the sound of that..." you say softly, and Jon smiles.
"Good... and that's a promise my dear, every day you're off, I'll put work aside and spend the day with you," Jonathan promised, and then he kissed your forehead softly.
"And if I dare to ever break the promise, you're free to rat me out to Batman," Jon told you, making you chuckle a little.
"Okay," you said through soft chuckles, already feeling a little better.
And Jonathan smiles at you gently, enjoying the sound of your, although tired, chuckles.
"Good... now, how about I go take a shower and then slip in bed with you?" Jonathan suggested, to which you eagerly nodded.
"Please..." you say softly, and Jonathan finds himself smiling again.
"Alright, see you in a few," Jon tells you with a smile, once again going to kiss your forehead and caress your face before he got up and went ahead to take a shower.
"See you in a few..." you muttered right back, finding a smile growing on your face as you realized that tonight you were not going to fall asleep by yourself.
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~Harley Quinn~
You feel so selfish.
And you feel so bad for what you did, instantly regretting it.
What was done was done.
And while you did feel really like a shit person, some part of you subconsciously knew that putting yourself first wasn't a bad thing.
And so, you just sat on your couch, staring at your lock screen that was a picture of you and Harley, waiting.
"Harley, I'm- I'm so sorry for calling you up when you're having a girl's night out-" you sobbed into the phone just a couple of minutes ago.
"But I just had such shit day- and I- I just need you," you'd plead into the phone.
And while you felt really bad for interfering with Harley's plans, you really were a mess and needed her to be with you...
And you tried to explain yourself more over the phone, but before you could utter anymore words, Harley cut you off with a "Hold on, sugar, ma's I'm coming right back home now!" and the call was ended.
And so, now you were stuck sobbing softly and waiting for Harley to come home to you.
You waited and sobbed for some time, kinda losing track of time.
But after a few moments or so, the front door opened and Harley stepped inside.
"Harley," You breathed and immediately got up from your seat, running over to hug her.
"Oh, sugar!" Harley called right back, immediately taking ahold of you and hugging you tight.
"I'm- I'm so sorry for ruining your girl night out," you sobbed in Harley's hold, apologizing and apologizing.
"No, no, sugar, it's alright! It's alright!" Harley quickly shushed you, cupping your face and wiping away your tears.
"You didn't ruin anything! You know that I always want you to come to me when you have a problem!" Harley reassured you as she continued to wipe away your tears.
"I- I know," you nodded, sniffling. "But- but it's not that serious- I- I mean- I'm just having a rough day,".
"Oh, sweetcheeks, it's very serious when it's got you crying me a river over here!" Harley disagreed, shaking her head with a frown.
"But what happened? Did anyone hurt you? Should I kill anyone? Who should I kill?" Harley questioned, immediately getting protective.
"No-one... Just lots of things at once... rude customers, breaking several glasses, missing my bus stop,... just so many things..." you explained as you clung to Harley and she sighed.
"Oh my sweet baby, seems like today was really rough on you!" Harley sympathized with you as she cradled you in her arms.
"But that's why I'm here and I'll try to make it all better, yeah?" Harley smiled at you, tilting your face to have you meet her eyes.
And sniffling, you nodded.
"How about we go rest a little now and tomorrow we can spend the day together, hm?" Harley suggested.
"We can..." she thought for a moment.
"We can have ice cream for breakfast, stay in sleepwear all day, and I can make you your favourite for lunch,..." She started suggesting ideas to which you smiled softly.
"I'd- I'd like that..." you murmur softly, making Harley smile.
"Awesome! So come now, let's get you out of your work clothes and jump to bed, m'kay?" Harley smiled bright before she peppered your face with kisses.
"Okay..." you said with a small chuckle as Harley did so.
"Good," Harley nodded, satisfied.
"But before that, one more thing," she paused, "remember, that no matter what happens you can always come to me no matter where I am or what I'm doing, okay? You'll never bother me, you're never going to be a burden, okay?".
And you nodded.
"Okay... I'll keep that in mind..." you muttered, nodding your head.
And Harley smiled.
"Good, let's go to bed now, bunny-boo," Harley told you gently and taking ahold of your hand, she led you to your shared bedroom.
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thatpodcastkid · 29 days
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Magnus Archives Relisten 6, MAG 6 Squirm
Sorry this is late, but hey, Worm Sex Guy! You hate to see it.
Facts: Statement of Timothy Hodge, regarding his sexual encounter with Harriet Lee and her subsequent death. Statement given December 9, 2014.
Statement Notes: Really one of the most destroyed characters in the series. Man works from home, pretty isolated, gets a few days off. Decides to go to a club and hook up with a cute girl. Immediately contracts demon STD and has to burn his house down. Absolutely crushing loss for the weirdo community.
Substances are brought up again in this episode. Hodge states that he does drink and use drugs, but wasn't drunk that night. This was particularly note-worthy in this episode because, while Jon usually cites someone's substance use as a reason to dismiss their statement, he believes Hodge encountered one of Prentiss' victims even though he admits to drinking that night. This proves that Jon was just looking for excuses to dismiss statements, not actually doubting the existence of the supernatural.
"Writhe."
That verb, "writhe." That encompasses so much of the fear in this episode, so much of Jane Prentiss. That's what's always scared me about the worms: the way the crawl, and dig, and writhe. Jonny is such an incredible writer because he puts that image in your head well before you can even fathom Prentiss as a long-term threat. He makes you afraid before you know what to be afraid of.
Another motif that comes up in this episode is the sense of false security. When Lee enters Hodge's apartment, she calms down. Even though she doesn't have a real reason to, she thinks she's safer there. I think this is a really realistic element that Jonny Sims uses often. Real people know they're more likely to be killed by a friend than a stranger, that you're not safer just because the light's on, that the blanket doesn't do anything, but we let these things make us feel safe and secure anyway. It makes sense that a horror character would do the same thing.
Lee mentions that when she woke up after being "mugged" by Prentiss, there was no wound where she was "stabbed." Assuming this is where the worm pierced her, this means that they can burrow into people without scarring them. But they still scar Prentiss herself, as well as Tim and Jon. Is it because Prentiss has repeat exposure? Is it part of her identity as an Avatar? Were Jon and Tim scarred as a means to make them more afraid or just to cause them more pain? Was it because the worms were less developed? Could it have been part of the ritual?
Entity Alignment: Hmm. Hmm I wonder what entity this could be connected to. Such a difficult choice. Hmm.
In all seriousness, I love this episode as an introduction to the Rot. It not only sets up the rest of the season but also how Prentiss functions. Once again, you don't understand why you should be afraid yet, but you know you should be.
Shout out to the Desolation for Hodge burning down his house. Very interesting that most of the Fears can be destroyed through the Desolation. Although I'm sure their ritual was flawed, I do think they were second most likely to succeed, right after the Eye obviously.
Speaking of the Eye, Sims really effectively foreshadows the crux of things through the paranoia motif. While they're in the club, Hodge says that Harriett kept checking the doors and looking at the exits, and she kept nervously glancing around as they walked home. She knows something is coming for her, she knows she should be afraid. The knowledge of what is going to happen is what makes it all the worse. This is why I think it always had to be the Eye who would end the world; people need some level of awareness to be truly afraid of something. Even the horrifying lack of awareness that comes from the Stranger or the Spiral becomes simple confusion without a moment or two of clarity. The Eye makes everyone in the apocalypse keenly aware of what is attacking them, what will happen to them, and that is why they're all so deeply afraid.
Character Notes: Jon explicitly states that he knows Prentiss is an issue. He acknowledges that she has consistently attacked people and caused harm through supernatural means. Yet he still attempts to deny other statements. The fact that he keeps up this facade for so long really shows how it isn't just denial or pretending, but a defense mechanism. If he doesn't look to hard at things, they can't hurt him. But because he was Eye-aligned from the start, he has to keep looking at things. He can't help himself.
(He also established that Prentiss' worms are canonically an STD, do with this what you will)
Sasha's really collected evidence in these last couple of episodes. So much really could have been solved if they had her skills in later seasons. That's probably why the Stranger targeted her. I miss her.
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imaginexwwe · 11 months
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SPRING BREAK 3 - Roman Reigns
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TIME SKIP (AGAIN) (PRETEND ROMAN WAS TRIBAL CHIEF IN 2015 CAUSE... YEAH LOL) ☝🏼🩸
REAL NAMES WILL BE USED
Y|N'S MYSTERY MAN IS FINALLY BACK AND SOME REALIZATIONS COME TO LIGHT
PART 2 (×)
"Thanks." Colby's longtime friend, Joe said said as he took the beer Colby held out to him, wasting no time to open it.
Colby nodded, trying to hold back a chuckle as he watched how fast Joe downed the second beer Colby had just passed him a minute ago. "Why do you seem more stressed than me?" He asked bringing his own beer to his mouth, taking a quick sip. "I'm the one who's out of work with a messed up knee."
Joe shrugged. "It's nothing."
"We're brothers so I can tell when something bothering you." Colby pushed, trying to get Joe to tell what's up. "Talk."
"Alright..." Joe mumbled with a sigh.
He still didn't want to talk but he knows Colby well enough to know he won't give up until you tell him something.
"It's this girl, I met a few months ago. Possibly the most beautiful girl I've ever met..." He began saying, as memories of his short time with Y|N in Miami started flooding his mind. "I gave her my number and she never called. Which I don't understand because I thought she was into me." He added, remembering how Y|N had been the one to invite him up to her room the first night they met and how she had invited him back on her last night in the city but he couldn't because of his work schedule.
"Basically, what you're saying is that you finally found a girl that could resist you?" Colby asked with a chuckle. "Dude, I told Jon the day would come when you finally find out what rejection feels like."
Joe, scrunched up his nose at Colby's statement.
Rejection?
I definitely wasn't rejected.
Joe smirked, trying to play off what Colby had said. "If anybody was doing the rejecting it was me when I told her I couldn't spend the night with her again." He sighed, taking another sip of his beer. "I just don't know why she didn't call."
"Maybe the sex sucked..?" Colby wondered, hie statement coming out more in the form of a question.
"Nah," Joe said smirking even wider. "The sex was some if not the best I've ever had so I kn-"
Colby furrowed his eyebrows at his friend. "Why it sounding like you in love?" He said chuckling again.
Probably because I may have been falling, Joe thought to him self.
But of course he wasn't going to admit that.
"I'm just saying." Joe, shrugged trying to play off what he'd said. "The way I had her screaming my name that night. It was no way she didn't enjoy it. If I wanted her to, she would've been calling me daddy." He finisned, laughing with Colby.
Which is weird why she didn't call...
"Women are wei-" Colby started saying, before being interrupted by someone calling his name.
Both Colby and Joe looked up to to see Tori.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
OH MY GOD, was the only thought that Tori was able to form as she walked out to the back yard through the glass sliding door, looking for Colby.
And finding Y|N's Miami lover in the process.
What is he doing here?
"Tori..." Y|N's older brother called out to her, bringing her back to reality. "What do you want?"
Tori, swallowed hard, her eyes never leaving Joe and his never leaving hers. "I-I um..." She stuttered. "Who's he?" She asked already knowing who the man was.
He's the man that's got her besties life in shambles.
But who was he to Colby?
And how did he know Colby enough to be sitting out, laughing and drinking beer with him?
Colby laughed, shaking his head, probably assuming the reason Tori couldn't form a clear thought was because of the man she couldn't help but stare at. "Why?" He asked, a bit of amusement in his voice.
"Just curious, Colby." Tori answered, flashing a innocent smile as she side eyed Joe. "I've just never seen him around."
"A friend from work, Tori." Colby replied, causing Tori to raise an eyebrow. "From WWE." He clarified, this time earning a nod from Tori.
Tori stood there a minute longer trying to think of anything else she could question Colby about Y|N but before she could even form one to ask Colby again spoke, this time raising his eyebrow to her.
"Is there anything else?"
Tori groaned. "I was trying to think."
"Think upstairs." Colby immediately replied, pointing between him and Joe. "We were having a conversation.
"Fine." Tori pouted, turning to leave the two guys outside.
I've gathered enough information anyways.
As soon as Tori was a bit of a distance away, Joe glanced over at Tori. "Who's she?"
Colby shrugged. "My little sister's bestfriend." He answered, looking over at Tori as she continued to walk away at a suspiciously slow pace. "And she's kinda like a second sister to me." He added, taking note of the thumbs up He got from her in return.
Joe nodded. "I didn't know you had a sister."
"Oh, yeah." Colby said. "Her name's Y|N." He said, downing the rest of his beer. "She's a lot less annoying than Tori." Colby said, smirking when he heard Tori scoff. "You're gonna have to meet her some time. Both her and Tori just finished their second year of college so she's home a lot more."
"Oh, so she's like twenty one, twenty two?" Joe asked, laughing to play off how nervous he was feeling. "If I didn't see how old Tori looked I'd think you were talking about a child when you say little sister."
Colby shook his head, laughing also. "Yeah, Y|N complains about that constantly. He replied. "But no she's nineteen for another month."
Joe's eyes widened as his friend continued to talk about his sister.
Y|N.
Her name's Y|N?
It's gotta be a coincidence, right?
I mean what are the odds that the girl he was just talking about would happen to be Colby's little sister?
It's been months but if he remembers correctly, Y|N did say Tori was her best friend.
But people have more than one best friend.
Take him for example, Colby's his best friend but he also has Jon for a best friend along with his cousins who are family bit still his best friend.
In a matter of seconds Joe found himself spiraling.
There was no way in hell he fucked Colby's sister.
"Man, I gotta piss." He said jumping up. "Where's the bathroom?"
"Down the hall on the left." Colby mumbled, giving Joe a look as if to say he could've just asked where the bathroom was and left the piss part out.
But it was the fastest lie Joe could think of, and he definitely wasn't in the right mind set to think of a better way to say it.
Joe nodded, silently getting up and rushing inside the house.
Where did she go? He silently asked himself, looking around for Tori.
"Looking for me?" Joe heard Tori ask, as she propped herself up against a wall in the hallway leading to the bathroom Colby had given Joe directions to.
"I'm looking for Y|N." Joe admitted with a sigh. "But she's not home is she?"
He watched as Tori shook her head, giving him that same glare from earlier. "But even if she was, she wouldn't want to see you after you played her." Tori answered. "Y|N sees you for the person you really are."
"What?" Joe asked, furrowing his eyebrows, completely confused by what Tori was insinuating about him. "I didn't do anything wrong."
Tori gasped, looking at him in disbelief. "Giving someone the wrong number after pretending to like them, is you doing nothing wrong?"
"What?" Joe asked again, even more confuse than he was a minute ago.
"I mean, if you just wanted meaningless sex, you shouldn't have taken her put on that date, Joe." Tori continued, ignoring him. "Because that date made Y|N think you was actually into her, only for her to find out you gave her the wrong number, and you might have even gave her the wrong name because we tried to find your socials and there was nothing that we could find. But I guess that's a given cause you never even told her your last na-"
"I am into her." Joe admitted, cutting Tori's rambling short. "I just figured she wasn't into me since she never called."
Tori groaned. "How was she supposed to call when you didn't even give her the right number?" She questioned, pulling out her phone and showing him the screenshot of the number Y|N said Joe had given her. "Admit it." Tori said, as she held her phone in front of Joe's face. "This isn't your number."
"That's not my number."
"I fucking know." Tori said, nodding. "Becau-"
"Y|N, got four zero, when it's zero four." Joe said, letting a laugh escape from his mouth.
Tori pulled her phone back from Joe's face, looking at it for herself. "She got the numbers backwards." She said, face palming herself before laughing also. "But wait." Tori said, getting serious again. "Why couldn't we find your social medias?"
"They're under my wrestling name." Joe immediately answered.
"Which is?"
"Roman Reigns." Joe said, as he watched Tori quickly typed in his wrestling name into Google, giving each social media profile that popped up in the search, a quick check.
Tori nodded, letting out a sigh. "Y|N's gonna be so relieved when I tell her she didn't get knocked up by a catfish." She mumbled, her eyes immediately getting huge as she realized she had said something that Joe wasn't supposed to hear.
She's pregnant?
Not only was Joseph just unknowingly bragging about sex with his best friends little sister, to his friend himself...
But he got her pregnant too?
"I'm fucked."
PART 4
T A G S -
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just-trash-talks · 2 years
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Jon Superboy vs Titans
Damian:Oh please! I don't have preferences between you and Superboy, why would you even think that
The Titans:
FLASHBACK!!!
Garfield:Ugh..I'm so thirsty...Robin could you-
Damian:Fuck off
Garfield:...
Jon:*cough cough*
Damian:Omg are you sick?!WHY DID YOU COME IF YOU'RE SICK! I'm bringing you to your house asap!
Jon:No no no no no!! I'm just a little thirsty
Damian:Take my water!
Jon:You sure? But It's yours-
Damian:Who cares about me, now drink!
Garfield:
The next day night
Wally:Ugh...I'm so tired...I'll just close my eyes...for a li-
Damian:*Hits him really hard*
Wally:AUCH! That hurt dude what the fu-
Damian:Stay focus! And don't curse Superboy is...here...
Jon:*sleep*
Damian:*takes Jon head on his lap and covers him with his cape*....*kiss jon's head*sleep well
Wally:
The next day
Kori:Friend Damian, would you like hang out with us?
Damian:No,I have to hang out with Jon
Rachel:But you did it yasterday...and the day before that...and every single day before that
Damian:'Cause he's better than all of you, bye bitches *get out from the tower wile pointing his middle finger at them*
Kori:
Rachel:
The next day
Kori:Ok so Damian I want you to train with Jaime
Blue Beetle and Damian:WHAT WHY?!
Kori:How you say it in Earth "because I said so"
Blue Beetle and Damian:Ugh...whatever....
Kori:Good
3 hours minutes later
Blue Beetle:*in the Mad Bay with severe injuries*
Kori:What happend?! It's been only 3 minutes!
Damian:I hate that guy
Kori:THAT'S NOT AN EXPLANATION!
Weeks later
Jon:Hey Damian, I was thinking that maybe you could train me
Kori:Jonathan I don't think this is a good idea-
Damian:Ofc I will, but in private*looks at Kori*
Kori:I think I'll stay here
Jon:Pleaseee Ms.Kori!! Could you leave us alone only for 3 hours!
Kori:I- uh....ok but only 2 hours
Jon:Thanks Ms.Kori!
Kori:*Leaves the room*
1 hour and 45 minutes later
Jaime:Hey Kori what's up?
Kori:I think i made a mistake-omgomg he's going to die! He's going to get killed!
Jaime:Wowowo que pasa Kori who's gonna die?
Kori:Damian is training Jonathan
Jaime:¡¿Qué?! Why would you let him do that! We have to save hi-
Jon and Damian:*walking out of the room and talking*
Kori:
Jaime:
Jaime:Wtf you're ok?
Jon:oh yea and- Um? Oh, hey Jaime! Ofc I'm ok why?
Jaime:Kori said that Damian was...training you
Jon:Yea he was! We finished earlyer so we could get some Ice Cream ^^
Jaime:
A month later in patrol
Damian:*after 2 hours talking about Jon*And that's why Jon is better than all of you
END FLASHBACK
Damian:Yea and? That's doesn't mean I prefer him! That half-alien, with his pale skin....his fluffy black hair....his beautiful blue eyes just like the sky and ofc they match with his smile...when he smile It's like he's glowing like the sun ah....Jon ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡<3
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Not a lot of emeto, mostly just tooth rotting fluff.
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Leo was practically buzzing with happiness. Today had been a roller coaster of a day.
He was supposed to present his graduating thesis to a group of 4 senior teachers in order to officially be able to graduate and take the bar exam. It had taken many hours of editing to cut down his astounding 89 pages back to 40 and Leo had been sleeping poorly for a week now.
He had spent the better part of that morning dry heaving over the dorm's toilet and then hadn't been able to stomach breakfast, which lead him to be shaky and dizzy by the time it was his turn to present.
However he had passed with flying colors. The relief had been so grand that Leo had staggered back and nearly fallen, causing one of the senior teachers to chuckle and stabilize him back on his feet, telling him "don't die now that you're so close, Mr. Wagner."
Once he was out of the presenting room, everything hit him at once: he was starving, dehydrated probably and he had just officially graduated. All he needed to do now was participate in the ceremony, but the important part was over.
Jonah had been pacing outside of the law building, looking just as nervous as Leo had felt just then and the blonde all but ran to him, throwing his arms around his boyfriend's neck, "I passed! I PASSED!"
Jon had kissed him, PDA be damned, smiling against his mouth, "of course you passed," his voice was so terribly soft, it had nearly sent Leo flat on his back. He loved when he could see these little glimpses of Jon, that normally were confined to the privacy of the bedroom, out in the open.
"I'm so proud of you," Jon pressed his forehead to his, hazel eyes sparkling "and I think we should celebrate."
And then the second part of his day began. While Leo was still bubbling with happiness, by the time Jon met him outside of the restaurant, he could tell that his boyfriend's excitement from earlier had fizzled out.
In fact, it looked like he didn't want to be there at all.
Much to Leo's displeasure, Jonah was hardly meeting his eye and he had reduced his answers to monosyllables, effectively killing all conversation halfway through dinner.
"Are you okay?" Leo snapped, feeling more than a little wounded. He was so happy, he just wanted Jonah to act like it too.
Jon looked up from his untouched plate, seeming surprised, "I'm sorry?"
"Are you okay? Are you feeling alright?" Leo squinted at him.
He frowned, nodding, "I am..."
"Then what's going on?" annoyance flared up, this was his celebratory night and he did not want to spend it playing charades about what had pissed off Jonah, "you're acting weird."
"I'm not," Jonah shook his head, although he seemed weirdly out of it, "I'm fine, I'm just- I am fine. Tell me what did Professor Clarke say about your thesis?"
Successfully distracted, Leo started to retell, probably for the third time, how Professor Clarke had called his thesis "original" and asked if he didn't want to join his research group.
It seemed him calling out Jon's attention had done the trick, because now he was enthralled in the conversation. Still refusing to touch his food and drinking champagne too fast for Leo's liking, but at least he was actively participating in the celebratory aspect of the night.
"I thought I was going to pass out," Leo giggled, "really, even though Dr. Miriam told me to calm down, I just thought- I messed ever-"
"Leo," Jon's voice was serious as he interrupted, causing the blonde to frown.
"Yeah? I'm sorry, I know I'm repeating myself, I just can't shut up tonight, I'm too-"
"Leo, I... Would you... Do you-" Jon shook his head, then gulped down, "...Excuse me."
The last line was said hastily, as Jonah cupped his mouth and shoot up, staggering to the gentlemen's toilet, much to Leo's absolute shock. He blinked, staring at the vacant spot.
Had Jon been sick all night? Had he missed some glaringly obvious sign?
Slowly Leo collected himself, walking to the bathroom and entering. It was empty, so he could perfectly hear as Jonah heaved, inside of the last stall.
"Jon..." Leo frowned, knocking on the closed door, only to find it wasn't locked as it opened.
He expect to find Jonah crumbled down, on his hands and knees, but instead he was standing, a hand pressed to his mouth, breathing deeply through his nose. Perspiration clinging to his temple.
"Hey, babe," Leo frowned, reaching in and undoing his tie, rolling it and stuffing it inside his pocket, then undoing the first button of his shirt so Jonah could breathe better, "what's wrong with your tummy? Did you eat something off?"
Jonah shook his head no, gagging against his fist and removing his hand in time to burp a thin stream of saliva in the toilet. He straightened up again, coughing.
"Sorry..."
"No, it's okay," Leo frowned, flushing the toilet. It was empty, he doubted Jonah had managed to throw up at all, "was this too much champagne?"
Jon winced as the item came to mind, but despite belching thickly on his fist, he shook his head no, "just..." he gulped down, "just nerves. Give me a minute."
Technically Leo was aware that nerves messed up with Jonah's stomach, he had mentioned it before. However Leo had never seen it happen, so this took him by surprise.
"Aw baby," he cooed, rubbing his boyfriend's arm, "take a deep breath, everything's alright."
Jonah opened his eyes, hazel filled with amusement, "don't do that," he said with a rough voice, a tired smile painting his lips, "can you get me some water? I'm-" he gagged briefly, once again breathing deeply in, "I really just need a minute alone."
"Of course..." Leo pouted. When he was sick because of nerves, Jonah's comfort helped. It calmed him down like nothing else, so Leo felt terribly useless that Jon didn't want this comfort returned.
He walked out of the bathroom, ordered two bottles of water, one sparkly, one flat, unsure of what Jon preferred and then waited. After five minutes passed without Jonah being back, he requested the check and then looked at the hour. He'd give the man five more minutes before going back to the bathroom.
Just as Leo was starting to lose his patience, Jonah walked out of the bathroom and back to the their table. He opened an apologetic smile, reaching for the flat water.
"I'm sorry about that."
"Don't apologize," Leo frowned, studying his face. He didn't look nauseous anymore, but still mildly spooked, "what's making you anxious? Talk to me."
"Nothing bad, I promise," Jonah took a large gulp of water, then grimaced, "I wanted to do this in a much better fashion."
"Do what?" Leo was beyond confused, only for Jon to take his hands on his over the table. He squeezed Leo's hand in his as the blonde attempted to pull back, startled.
"Jon-"
"Move in with me?" Jonah brought up Leo's hand to his mouth, planting a kiss on his knuckles, "I know you're looking for a place now that the dorms accommodations are gonna be over and I... I don't want you to move anywhere else, I want you to move in with me. I wanna wake up next to you every day..."
"I... Yes! Yes, of course!" Leo lurched forward, toppling over the empty champagne flute and swallowing the rest of Jonah's words with a kiss, "of course, yes!"
"Yeah?" Jon had a silly smile on, moving his hands from where they were still holding Leo's near his chest and cupping his face, "we need to talk-"
"Yeah we can talk logistics later," Leo rolled his eyes, pressing his forehead to his, "or the fact that we're getting rid of that horrible rug in the living room."
"The white rug?" Jonah cried out, only for Leo to huff and kiss him again, a huge smile tugging at his lips.
"Yeah, the white one."
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Forced To Believe-Dean Ambrose x OC The Shield Story Chapter 1- So, you wanna wrestle?
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Author's Note: When I first published the story, a lot of these scenes, including about the Indies were flashback scenes later in the story but I made this first chapter to be an introduction on how Melanie got started in wrestling and how she met Jon and so on. But if you want to just go straight to her debut in WWE, you can just proceed to chapter 2. :) Also a lot of these gifs and photos are not mine. Credit to all the owners.
Word count: 10,000+
Warning: And just a warning, she has an asshole boyfriend during the Indies and there is some verbal abuse in this chapter with him just to warn y'all. And he had cheated on her and so on. 
Chapter Summary:  A young Melanie looks to her cousin to get her a job so she can build money to begin wrestling. She proceeds to meet Jon Moxley and builds a strong friendship with him while thriving in CZW.  She begins dating a fellow Indy wrestler who isn't all who he seems to be 
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"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No!"
"Come on Mimi! I NEED~ this!" a 16­-year­-old Melanie pestered her big cousin. 
She had been asking her 20-year-old cousin to pull some strings and get her a job so she could raise money to wrestle. It had only been a couple of years ago that she found out that the Ninth Wonder of the World, Chyna, is her cousin, and began to watch any type of wrestling she could. Whenever it was live on TV or tapes, she knew this was what she wanted to do.
"You are not messing up that face of yours." Mimi huffed, sternly gazing at her cousin, ignoring her pleading green eyes.
Melanie ran a hand through her straight, dark brown hair. What would it take for her to just say yes? She really wanted this.
"Please. I really want to wrestle. I need the money so I can start learning."
"Want." Mimi corrected, rolling her eyes.
"Need!"
"Ugh. Why don't you be a model like me? Or go into business for college just like your mom wants?"
"No way! I'm tired of people telling me what I should do in life. I know this is what I want to do. I've been watching the wrestling team at school, it's so awesome! Wrestling is great!"
Mimi scoffed. She couldn't believe her ears. "Oh ho ho...so the wrestling coach is responsible for this?"
"Well remember the time I had to stay after school to make up a gym class? That's when I saw the wrestling team up close and personal. He even has a couple students that go to local independent wrestling companies! Ain't that cool? Now come on! Do this for me! I do everything for you. Return the favor. I'll even pay you in back rubs or something!"
"You're gonna be the death of me...fine. I can pull some strings." Mimi sighed.
"YES!" Melanie jumped on her for a big hug.
"Ew! Get off of me! No touching!" Mimi shoved her off. "You owe me. You're lucky you have a cousin who models and knows people. Let's go."
Just a few days later, Melanie was already working as a waitress in a local restaurant thanks to Mimi pulling some strings. The employees kept a strict eye on her, since she was only 16, and were cautious about underage drinking since there was also a bar. But after a few months, she gained their trust. Melanie enjoyed the job and was very grateful. One step further until she could finally learn how to wrestle.
During one weekend, the restaurant was very busy and crowded as 18-year-old Jon Good, Cody Hawk, and a couple of his HWA (Heartland Wrestling Association) guy friends managed to take the last available table to celebrate a good day's work of wrestling.
"Laurer, take care of that table." The manager called before walking back into the kitchen.
"No problem!" The teen made her way over to Jon's table. "Hey, dudes. What would you like?"
Everyone made their orders and then she turned her attention to Jon. "And you?" she inquired kindly.
Making eye contact with the girl, he shrugged and scratched the back of his head. "Ah, just a beer." He replied in his slightly high-pitched voice.
"May I ask how old you are?"
"18..." he let out a sigh, awaiting rejection.
Melanie observed him for a while. He looked around her age and decided to give him a break. His group looked like they were celebrating. 
She looked around and said in a low voice, "Okay, look I'll give you only two beers, max. But you gotta promise me that you won't drive if you drink these beers tonight, got it?"
Jon did a double-take at the female. He wasn't expecting that kind of answer. Nor kindness.
"A-­all right. Thanks," he answered with appreciation in his voice.
"No problem, man," she replied and turned to Cody Hawk. "I'm guessing you're responsible for everyone, tonight. Make sure he gets home safely. Don't want the dude to get in trouble with the police for underage drinking."
Cody smiled and nodded. "Yes ma'am."
A couple months later, Melanie is back at the restaurant, working hard. She still was nowhere near the amount of money to get wrestling gear, lessons, and other things, but she was still going to be persistent. She knew it was going to be hard work. Heading over to a table, she noticed some familiar faces.
Cody Hawk looked up and observed her for a couple of seconds before something clicked in his brain. "Hey, I remember you. You told my boy, Jon, to not drink and drive."
A smile came across her lips as the fond memory popped into her head. "Oh yeah! Nice to see you, guys again! How have you been?"
"Great. I see you're still working here."
"Yeah, trying to save money to wrestle."
The word wrestle made Jon's ears perk up as he turned to study her. "Really? You wanna wrestle, huh?" Jon inquired.
Melanie nodded eagerly. "Definitely. My dream is to become a wrestler. Someone who can wrestle guys, not just chicks. I want to be taken seriously. Right now I'm trying to save up money to get the gear and learn. This job has kind of been helping, but I'm grateful that it's something." she shrugged but the guys listened intently, nodding at her aspiration in approval. 
After making more small talk, she takes their orders. When she comes back, she gives them their beers and places a free beer in front of Jon. "This one is on me. Again, no drinking and driving, ya hear?"
Jon looked down at the drink, then back at her, surprised at the nice gesture. "Yes ma'am." he chuckled and thanked her as she took her leave.
"Wrestler huh? Hey, that's actually pretty cool, maybe we'll see her around one day." One of the boys said.
"She sounds serious." Another guy at the table commented.
"Very. We should give her a big tip." Cody suggested.
"Let's do it." Jon happily agreed.
After they leave, Melanie heads back to the table to clean up and sees a big lump under the check. She carefully opened it, and the sight caused her eyes to water.
"Oh my gosh." she chuckled while internally screaming in her head. She finally had enough money for the next steps to wrestle. How can she ever repay them for such a life-changing gesture?
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At the age of 21, in 2009, she managed to get a job at CZW, thanks to her high school wrestling coach, and began getting trained by Drake Younger. He was a CZW veteran and an awesome guy to be around. After he told her some good tips and advice on wrestling, she finally went backstage to walk around. She was nervous because this was her first time going to an independent wrestling company after her school wrestling coach got her there. She would be on her own and would have to fight her way to become a WWE Diva. It was her goal and she would have to make sure she put in a lot of effort.
She wasn't going to get into the WWE just because she was related to Chyna. You don't get a VIP pass like that. You need to work and that's what Melanie was happy about.
"Hi!" A female voice called out. Melanie turned around to smile. "Are you new?"
"Yeah. I'm Melanie Laurer."
"Hey, girl. I'm Chrissy Rivera. Nice to meet you." She gives her a friendly hug. "Aren't you related to Chyna?"
"Yep." Melanie grinned as they started to click.
"Wow! That's awesome! So are you wrestling or being a manager?"
"Wrestling."
"Really? This is going to be good. You're going to do just fine, here. Welcome to the CZW family."
"Thanks, I'm glad to be here."
"Hey, we should hang out tonight. The roster is going to a bar. You should come."
"Sure, that'll be great!"
"Sweet. Come on, I'll introduce you to the roster."
While Chrissy introduced Melanie to most of the roster, they were very welcoming towards her and couldn't wait to see her in action. After the icebreakers, Chrissy had to get ready for the show, so Melanie started to walk around again to get familiar with the surroundings. She was really happy to wrestle somewhere in her hometown in Philly. After thinking about CZW, her thoughts were interrupted after she saw a guy who was over six feet tall, and had dirty blond hair.
The guy's eyes light up. "It's you. I never got your name from the couple of times I saw you at the restaurant."
Melanie took another look at him and smiled. It was that guy she gave the free beers to. What were the odds of seeing him again?
"Melanie."
"Nice to meet you, I'm Jon."
Melanie stuck out her hand and shook his. "Nice to meet cha."
They start walking together. "You're something, you know that? You cared about me, although we were strangers. At first, I was like, this chick is cool as shit for giving me beer although I was 18. But to hear you tell Cody to make sure I get home safe, got to me. No other chick has said that to me. It's just the little things like that, I appreciate."
"Ah, it's not a problem. I should really be thanking you, Cody, and your friends for giving me that money so I can start training."
"Cody can see a great upcoming wrestler when he sees one. It looks like he has faith in you."
"I'm honored. So how long have you been here?"
"A few months. When do you start wrestling?"
"Next show in a dark match."
"Cool. I'll be seeing you in action, soon. You know the roster is going out to a bar, after the show."
"Yep. Chrissy told me."
"Are you coming? You should~" Jon nudged her with a boyish grin
"Hah hah. Yeah. Sounds like a plan."
"Awesome."
"So where are you from?"
"Cincinnati. You?"
"Ohio, huh? I bet you've been wrestling all over. I'm from Philly."
"Philly, huh? Nice. I'll catch you later. It's nice to see you again."
"Nice to see you again, too." Melanie watched him leave.
'I think I'm going to like it here.' she thought.
After that, Melanie sat in the crowd and was able to get an idea of CZW by watching the show. Everything was so intense, and it made her look forward to her debut even more. She admired the hardcore wrestling and how involved the fans were.
During the next show, Melanie went against a local female wrestler in a dark match. Her parents were there to watch despite reluctantly going to see her get hurt. Melanie lost her first match, but gained respect for her hard work and heart, to not give up so soon in the match.
After the show, Melanie packed up her gym bag and heard someone knocking on the door.
"Yeah?" She turned.
"Hey, sorry to bother you. Just wanted to say that you were great out there. Good match."
"Thanks! Hopefully, I'll win next time. I'm Melanie by the way."
"Greg. I was wonderin'...uh, you mind if I take you out to dinner, tonight? I'd love to get to know you more."
Surprised at the sudden question, Melanie thought about it for a few moments. "Yeah, why not."
'Next week'
Wearing dark blue skinny jeans, and a cut-up CZW shirt that stopped in the middle of her stomach, Melanie watched in the front row with disapproval on her face of Moxley screwing Devon Moore from winning Robert Anthony's CZW World Heavyweight Championship. Jon started bragging about being the best wrestler with Robert Anthony and being CZW Legends which made her shake her head. But then it caught Robert's attention and he pointed her out.
"Do you disagree toots?" Jon asked with a smug look.
"Chicks can't handle us." Robert bragged. Melanie's scowl made them laugh. "She better be glad we even looked at her because we're the best wrestlers in this company."
Rolling her eyes, she gives him the middle finger as the crowd 'ohs' and cheers. Jon and Robert chuckle to themselves before turning their attention back to Devon Moore who was down and out. As soon as they were about to attack him again, the Briscoe brothers came out to even the odds. They start arguing with them until Joker runs down the ring with a chair and starts attacking Devon and the Briscoe brothers. The crowd cheered as they threw out Moxley and the others out of the ring.
Jay Briscoe grabbed a mic and offered up a challenge to have all the titles on the line, in a match, next month.
"Hey Moxley, you're out of luck, buddy. You ain't got no title. You're just a goofy motherfucker." He exclaimed as the crowd cheered.
"Uncalled for!" One of the commentators said.
Melanie started laughing. Jay knew how to have the best one-liners.
"And what are you laughing at? Huh?" Jon walked over to her, towering over her since she was sitting down.
"A goofy motherfucker." She bluntly declared, slowly standing up. "Who else?"
"You're not even worth my time..."
"I believe that I am. I'll take you down anyplace, anytime." She shrugged.
"Do you know who you're talkin' to? I'm Jon Moxley." He began to get in her face.
"In one ear, out the other..." She looked at her nails as the crowd 'oohed'.
Fed up, Jon grabbed a fan's drink and dumped it on top of her head.
"What is he doing!?" One of the commentators exclaimed.
Melanie gasped and looked at her wet clothes as Jon laughed in her face. The crowd started chanting 'Kick his ass!' while Melanie tried to adjust her hair and clothes.
"Big-­fucking-­mistake!" she growled with rage and smacked him right across the face.
"Damn~!" The Briscoe brothers exclaimed as Jon stumbled back. The crowd went wild when Melanie jumped over the barricade and started unloading on Moxley, throwing in punches. Robert and Joker look on in shock as she gave Jon a kick out DDT on the ground.
"You're gonna get it now!" Robert yelled but she slid into the ring before him and Joker could get her.
Melanie grinned at what she had done and high-fived the Briscoe brothers.
"Do they know this woman!?" One commentator wondered.
Meanwhile, Moxley is helped up by Robert and Joker. He rubbed the side of his cheek and then the top of his head, glaring at the woman who assaulted him. She blew him a kiss and innocently shrugged.
"I think so but she made a statement, going after Moxley of all people. Is she nuts? She must be!" The second commentator declared.
"Allow us to introduce the new bombshell in CZW. Melanie!" Jay raised her hand as the crowd cheered. "Sorry Jon, but you got your ass kicked!" he laughed as the crowd agreed. Jon started yelling at them and began to get restrained by Robert and Joker. Melanie laughed at his struggle but then Jon broke free and slid into the ring. "Run Melanie, run!"
Melanie slid out of the ring and sprinted backstage with Jon tailing right behind her as the others followed them.
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'After the show'
Melanie was in a locker room, frowning at her phone.
"You all right?" Jon popped his head into the room.
"Yeah, fine. What's up?" She looked up from her phone.
"All right, what's wrong?" He pulled up a chair and sat in front of her. He could tell something was on her mind and he wasn't leaving until she was happy again.
"Nothing's wrong."
"Bullshit," he exclaimed and started staring at her until she gave him a valid answer.
"I hate it when you do that...you always know when I'm upset even if I try to hide it." she groaned and let out a long sigh. "My boyfriend canceled our date. We were supposed to go to a concert. He knows how badly I wanted to go to see my favorite band. And now I have no one else to go with. I don't want to go alone. Might as well sell these tickets..."
"Or...I could go with you," he suggested, raising his eyebrows.
Hearing his offer, her eyes lit up. "Really?" She started to grin.
"There's that grin I've been waiting for." A half smile came across his face. "Yeah, why not? I wouldn't mind going with you."
"Thank you! I promise you'll have a lot of fun." They stood up and she wrapped her arms around him, hugging him tightly. "Gross you're still sweaty." she laughed and released him.
"Shut it." He let out a laugh.
"My night just got better. But are you sure you want to go? I don't want you to think you have to go, to make me feel better." She brought up as she gave him a ticket.
Jon checked out the ticket before looking at her. "I like hanging out with you, Melanie. You're not one of those annoying ring rats, and you're someone I enjoy being around. Plus, I like the band."
"Thanks. It starts in two hours. We should get ready."
When the show was about to start, Jon and Melanie got to their seats which were near the stage but still in the middle of the crowd.
"I missed this. It's been a while since I've been to a concert. Hey, you ever crowd-surfed before?" she asked.
Jon shook his head, "Nah, have you?"
"Oh yeah! Consider this your lucky day. Come on." she grabbed his hand.
"Whoa, whoa, where are you taking me?" He let out a laugh.
"You and I are gonna crowd surf. It'll be fun."
"All right, I'll be a daredevil tonight."
"Good."
After the concert, Jon walked Melanie home. Ever since she and Greg started dating, she decided to move in with him. But it seemed like their relationship was a bit rocky now because he never wanted to do anything with her anymore. But she didn't want to worry Jon about that.
"That was awesome!" he shouted excitedly.
"Haha! Told you! I kind of thought you were having fun when you kept wooing and hollering." She giggled. Jon put an arm around her shoulders and started singing one of the band's songs, in a fake tone-deaf voice. Melanie started to laugh at his goofiness. "You're gonna wake up the neighbors."
"Ah, the hell with it." he carried on. She decided to join him, in singing the song until they reached Greg's apartment.
"That was fun. Thanks for hanging out with me."
"Ah, no problem. Wouldn't mind doing it again."
"Of course. You'll be my new concert buddy." She embraced him but the door opened to reveal Greg looking at them with an annoyed expression.
"About time you got home." Greg retorted, scowling at Jon.
Melanie sighed and released Jon. "Sorry, the concert went on a little longer than usual. Thanks for coming with me, Jon. I'll see you later." She smiled and headed inside
"Yeah..." Jon nodded and stared down Greg before he headed inside with her.
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After another show, Melanie grabbed her bags and met up with Jon, who was getting ready to leave.
"Hey, are you doing anything, tonight?" She asked hopefully.
"Nah, why?" he questioned as he put on his gym bag.
"I was wondering if you wanted to meet my parents and have dinner with us. They don't bite, I swear. My mom is the overprotective one, not my dad, he's the carefree type." She smiled, hoping he'd say yes.
Jon liked her sweet request but wondered if it would be a good idea.
"Uh...you sure about this?"
"Of course! It'll be fun." she guaranteed.
"All right, all right. I'll go. Just for you."
"Sweet!"
When they arrived at her parents' place, she walked inside with him.
"Melanie! You're home!" Jane, her mother, rushed over to give her a big hug and kiss on the cheek. "Oh, who is this?"
"Mom, dad, this is my friend, Jonathan Good. I met him a couple times when I was working, and recently reunited with him while I was starting out in CZW."
Her father, Diego, began to grin. "Nice to meet you! Melanie has told us all about you."
"She has?" Jon asked with surprise as Melanie quickly stomped on her father's foot.
"Hey!" Diego exclaimed
Melanie shot him a glare and cleared her throat. "Anyway, can he stay for dinner?" she asked
"Why not? The more the merrier!" Jane replied, looking overjoyed, and walked back into the kitchen.
"Dinner should be ready soon," Diego informed the two and walked upstairs.
Melanie sighed out of relief and gave Jon a low five. "Mission accomplished, they love you."
"Glad to hear. So...what have you been saying about me?" he nudged her
"Let's not get into that right now." She punched him on the shoulder.
"Uh-huh." He smirked
After dinner, Melanie went back to Greg's place and set down her bags. "I'm home!" She announced but didn't hear a response. "I guess he isn't here." She checked the time, seeing it was only 10:30. But then she started hearing weird noises in the bedroom.
"Don't let this be what I fear..." She muttered to herself and opened the bedroom door to see Greg sleeping with a local female wrestler. The sight made her sick to her stomach, and she couldn't control her anger anymore. "Are you fucking kidding me!?" She shouted.
The sound of her angry voice made Greg and the girl scramble out of bed.
"Mel, I can explain­-"
"Explain!? You've got to be joking." She retorted. "Why the hell would you do this? Why would you­- I can't. I'm fucking done. No." She tried to wipe her tears and stormed off.
Greg quickly got dressed. "Get out of here." He pushed the girl out of the apartment. He needed to fix this. He should've asked what time she was coming home. He couldn't lose Melanie. He was the next woman on his list to screw. And they just started dating. He really screwed up.
"Mel, I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry. It won't happen again, I promise." He tried to hug her as she struggled to push him away. "Please, I'm sorry! I'll change."
Hearing how sad his voice was, made her even more upset. It sounded sincere to her, but she failed to notice the fakeness of his voice, and she unfortunately decided to take him back.
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'To The Ring'
At a CZW arena, Moxley walked out with a cocky grin on his face. He had a microphone in his hands and went straight over to Melanie's parents, who were in the crowd to watch their daughter in action.
"Well, well, look who it is. Melanie's parents. I always think about why and how you raised a bitch of a daughter." He disrespected them as the CZW crowd booed. Jane's jaw dropped, shocked at the words coming out of his mouth, while Diego didn't look too happy.
"How dare you!?" She shouted and gave Moxley a stinging slap to the face, earning cheers from the crowd. "How dare you talk about our daughter like that!?"
Chuckling, Moxley responded, "Is that all you got, grandma? You're a bitch just like your skanky daughter. And I bet you're a­-"
His speech was cut short when Diego's fist met his jaw. The crowd went wild and chanted 'Holy Shit'
"Don't you ever disrespect my daughter or my wife ever again! You hear me, amigo?" Diego's thick accent came in.
Pissed, Jon struck Diego with a cheap shot and tossed him over the barricade, as Jane screamed. The crowd continued to boo Moxley as he dragged him into the ring.
"Stop! Stop!" Jane pleaded, scared for her husband
"Shut your fucking mouth!" Jon shouted back at her, in a harsh tone, making her quiet. He got in the ring and began stalking Diego from behind. But before he could attack, Melanie rushed down the ring, earning loud cheers. She ran as fast as she could as she slid into the ring. But unfortunately, Jon escaped before she could get to him. The crowd booed and chanted 'Pussy' at him.
"Are you friggin' kidding me, right now? You're really gonna do this?" She glared at Jon before helping her dad.
"Thank goodness for Melanie, coming down before Moxley did something worse." One of them commentators said.
'To Greg's Place'
"Can you fucking cook me something, already? You're taking too long." Greg grumbled as he watched TV in the living room. Melanie had made him a chicken pot pie but dropped it in front of him, after tripping over his shoes. Greg rolled his eyes. "You are such a stupid screw-up. Pick that shit up and cook me another plate."
Melanie sighed and cleaned the mess up. "Can't we just order takeout?"
"Listen you little bitch, I fuckin' said make me another plate, got it?"
Melanie quickly nodded and went back into the kitchen, wiping the tears from her face. Lately, it seemed like Melanie was the only one who wanted to be in the relationship now. He said he would change, but it seemed like he had gotten worse. It was starting to frighten her. But she thought he would change, so she decided to continue to stay.
Later on, Greg stepped out and Melanie's phone started to ring. "What's up, Jon? You all right?"
"Yeah, uh, you mind if I crash at your place? I don't think I'll be able to make it to Chrissy's." He sounded tired, probably from the show.
"Yeah, of course. Come on."
"Great, I'll be there, soon."
After five minutes, she let him in and let him crash on her bed, but then Greg came back.
"What is he doing here?" Greg scowled, displeased at another man at his place
"Oh, he couldn't make it back to Chrissy's place, so I decided to let him crash here for tonight," she replied.
"Great..." he sarcastically replied, walking into the living room.
"What's your problem?" she snapped, following him
"I just don't like you being around all these half-naked guys."
"Just because you decided to quit wrestling, doesn't mean I have to. You wrestled there before. Why can't I? Please don't tell me you're jealous..."
"I'm going out. Don't wait up for me." he brushed her off and left the apartment.
Melanie rolled her eyes again. "Wasn't planning to..." she headed back into her bedroom to see Jon relaxing on her bed.
"He's annoying the crap out of me," he grumbled.
"Agreed." she crossed her arms. She was getting tired of Greg's jealousy. She's been nothing but loyal to him.
"Why are you still with him?"
"Couples argue. We're not perfect." She sat down on the bed next to him.
"Where did he go anyway?"
"Who knows? He usually stays out all night..."
"Ever get suspicious?"
"No. I love him and trust him," she replied with a little doubt in her voice. "I'm so glad you won the title."
"Me too," he grunted and held his arm. "Can I get a massage?"
"It'll cost you." she chuckled.
"Damn..."
"Grapes I mean."
"Grapes? Just grapes? All right, I can live with that."
As she started to massage his arm with long strokes and circular motions, she couldn't help but feel the firm muscles on his arm. She shook the thought out of her head and noticed that he had fallen asleep after a few minutes. Melanie relaxed next to him and turned to watch him sleep.
Admiring the peaceful look on his face, she brushed some hair from his face.
'So adorable...' She thought with a small blush. 'Wait...adorable...? Oh no, I think I may be crushing on Jon.'
Was it wrong to like a guy while you're dating someone who really doesn't give you the time of day anymore? Someone who doesn't support what you want to do in life?
Jon rolled over to the side and rested his head against her chest. "D­-dude, you're on top of me." She chuckled but Jon mumbled and snuggled into her. She ran a hand through his hair before going to sleep, enjoying the cute moment.
'Next Day'
Shivering and soaked from the rain, Melanie managed to find Chrissy's place and knocked on the door.
"Holy shit! Melanie! Are you okay!?" Chrissy let her in her place and set her on the couch. Melanie shivered violently. "You look like shit. What happened?"
"I­-I was waiting for G­-Greg and he didn't show up." she stuttered as she dried herself off with a towel.
Jon walked into the living room and spotted Melanie's alarming condition. He began to look worried. "Mel? What the hell happened!?" He rushed to her side.
"She was waiting for Greg and he didn't show up," Chrissy replied with resentment. "We need to call him."
Two hours later, Greg walked into Chrissy's place while Melanie rested on the couch in blankets.
"Dude, where the hell were you? We've been calling you for hours." Jon asserted
"I was out at the club with some chicks, why?" Greg shrugged, with no care in the world.
"Seriously? You're at the club when your girlfriend is sick?" Chrissy exclaimed in disbelief.
"She'll survive." he bluntly replied.
Melanie opens her eyes. "W­-where were you? I waited for you." She said in a weak voice.
"Try not to strain yourself, hon." Chrissy expressed her concern.
"What do you mean wait?" Jon asked, turning to Greg.
"Crap...I forgot. We were supposed to go out for dinner. How long was she out there?" Greg sighed.
"Waited about three hours." Melanie weakly replied.
"Three?" Jon asked in shock.
"Three!? You're so faithful, unlike some people." Chrissy glared at Melanie's boyfriend.
"Let me get this straight...you and Melanie were supposed to have dinner tonight and you never showed up? You do realize it's raining, right?" Jon crossed his arms.
"Look, things happen. It's all right." Greg put his hands up in defense.
"No, it's not all right. She may have gotten seriously sick because of you." Jon replied with a frustrated growl.
"It's so cold..." Melanie shivered
"Come on, let me get you some warmer clothes." Chrissy helped Melanie in her room. After she got Melanie situated, she let her rest on her bed before walking back into the living room. "What the hell is wrong with you!? Why would you go to a club when you were supposed to have dinner with Mel?"
"Look, the reason I went to the club is because she doesn't do crap for me. Every time I want some, she refuses. We rarely do anything anymore, and all she focuses on is her family and wrestling career. What about me? I'm important too!"
"Un-­fucking­-believable..." Jon mumbled and shook his head in disgust
"And you should respect her interests and take an interest in the things she likes to do." Chrissy lectured
"Wrestling with half-naked men? I'll pass...she better be glad I approve of her doing this." Greg glared at them.
"Don't talk about her like that," Jon growled. "Why are you trying so hard to get in her pants, anyway?"
"Because she's hot. And she's starting to annoy the hell out of me with this waiting crap." Greg replied, making his intentions clear
"Why are you talking about her like that? Is that what you wanted? To get in her pants and then leave? That's not cool..." Chrissy crossed her arms and gave him a stern look.
"I'm tired of her talking about her virgin crap. Who is going to wait that long for her? I don't think I can do this, anymore." Greg admitted, revealing his impatience.
"She can do whatever the hell she wants and if you don't like it, get the hell out of here. And if she doesn't want to do it yet, then respect her wishes. And if you truly loved her, you would wait until she's ready." Jon exclaimed angrily.
"Jon." Chrissy put a hand on his arm to calm him down. "You talk about her like you own her. You don't. Plus, you wrestled in CZW, so why are talking so badly about wrestling?"
"Probably because Mel is better than him and he quit wrestling." Jon chuckled while Greg gave him an annoyed look.
"Whatever. I'm out of here." Greg headed for the door.
"And you're not going to stay with her and make sure she's okay?" Chrissy called out but he shut the door. "What an asshole! I cannot believe this!"
"I know..." Jon shook his head. Melanie managed to get out of bed and goes into the living room. "Mel, what are you doing out of bed?"
"I'm fine. I'm just..." She started to feel light-headed and began to fall down before Jon caught her in his arms.
"I got you," Jon murmurs and picks her bridal style. He walked her back into the bedroom and set her on the bed.
"I'm sorry," she mumbled.
"It's not your fault." He reassured.
"Yes it is...is it me?" She managed to say. "Ever since I told him I was still a virgin and wanted to wait, he's been a little distant. What did I do? I love him."
As much as Jon wanted to vent to her about what an ass Greg is, he decided against it. "I know I screwed ring rats, but you're different because you make chasing worthwhile. You're not easy like those ring rats I screwed. Stay that way. It's a good thing. Continue to wait until you're ready."
She smiled and closed her eyes. "You're so good to me."
Jon gave her a half smile as she started to sleep again. He looked at what she was wearing. She was wearing one of his shirts and thought it looked cute on her. He headed out the room and saw Chrissy grinning at him.
"You like her, don't you?" she teased.
"Uh, why would you think that?" Jon rubbed the back of his neck.
"You're so caring and protective. You don't do that to any of the other girls." she chuckled. "I think it's cute. Now if only she could break up with Greg."
During a CZW show, Melanie was in the ring, wearing her wrestling attire which was jeans, a white tank top with a black bra with fingerless gloves. She was in the ring with another bombshell. All of a sudden, Moxley's theme comes on.
"Great..." Melanie rolled her eyes.
"Introducing your special guest referee for this contest, Jon~ Moxley!" The announcer announced as Melanie's jaw dropped and the other bombshell looked confused.
"What? What!?" Melanie screamed as Jon came out with a cocky grin on his face.
Jon waved at her as he got in the ring. "Hello, Melanie."
"Fuck you." She snapped and gave him the middle finger.
"I'd love to fuck you."
Melanie sighed loudly as the bell rang three times. "Stay out of my way." she pointed to him and circled around the ring with the bombshell. Near the end of the match, Melanie hit the bombshell with a roundhouse kick to the face. She waited for her to get on her knees to run to the ropes but all of sudden, Moxley hit her with the Moxicity, knocking the wind out of her.
"What!?" The first commentator exclaimed. "What the hell was that!? That was crap!"
The bombshell crawled over to Melanie and went for the pin. Jon quickly counted to three as the crowd booed. He raised the bombshell's hand and then she left the ring.
Meanwhile, with Melanie, she held her head and glared at him, sliding out of the ring. "Bullshit..."
Moxley grabbed a mic and began to cut another promo on her, "Melanie has no fucking talent in this company. She fucked with me too many times and she should have saw this coming. The bitch had it coming."
Melanie went on to get a chair while Jon's back was turned from her.
"Uh oh. Melanie does not look happy." The second commentator said.
"She's about to explode!" The first commentator replied, anticipating what she was about to do.
Melanie slid back into the ring and waited for Jon to turn around. As soon as he did, she hit him in the face with the chair as the crowd cheered.
"Fuck you!" She hit him five more times.
"She just hit Jon Moxley with a chair!" The first commentator yelled.
She threw the chair away and started unloading on him as she kept yelling curse words. A few refs ran down the ring to separate the two. The refs got Jon out of the ring while Melanie went to get a mic.
"Hey! Hey, Moxley! That was a bullshit move, dude. You want to fuck with me? Big mistake. So, if you want to get your ass kicked, I have no problem!"
"You can't do shit to me!" Jon yelled back.
"Don't think this is over. I'm not done with you yet, motherfucker! You want to fuck with me? Get in this ring and fight me!" Melanie yelled as the crowd cheered in agreement.
Jon looked at the crowd and then back at her. He decided to take her up on her offer and got on the apron. But then he smirked and jumped off as the crowd booed him.
"You're not worth my time." He shrugged
'Next Week'
During a CZW show, Moxley and Sami thought it would be hilarious to sneak into Melanie's locker room, go through her bags, and take all her clothes and wrestling attire while she was in the shower. After waiting about ten minutes, they see her walking around, frantically backstage with a towel on, trying to find her clothes. From her facial expression, they could tell that she was very worried.
"Well, well...if it isn't little miss Melanie. Nice towel." Mox greeted her with a smirk, eyeing her up and down
"Wonder where your wrestling attire is...isn't your match up next?" Sami added.
"Still can't find them? So...I guess this means you're wrestling...naked tonight."
"Can't wait to see that!" He high-fived Moxley.
Melanie bitterly chuckled. "You two are a bunch of dicks..." she tried to walk away but Jon blocked her way. "...Move..."
"Oh, I'm not leaving. I like what I see. I like what I see, a lot..." He checked her out
"Out of the way."
"Hey, hey hey...leaving so soon?" He asked as he blocked her way again, making her bump into his chest.
"I'm gonna give you ten seconds to defend yourself if you don't get out of my way..." She threatened, making Sami laugh out loud.
"And what are you gonna do, Melly Belly? Kick us in the balls?" Sami suggested.
"Not a bad idea!" she swiftly kicked them both in the balls, before walking away.
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A couple weeks later, Melanie was forced to become Sami and Jon's valet after they won a tag team match for her services for a couple months for a storyline. During her time with the both of them was a lot of chaotic mess.
For instance:
'Moxley vs Brain Damage'
Near the end of the match, Melanie ran out with a chair as the crowd booed her. She slid in the ring, making sure she didn't get cut from all the glass scattered around. She was about to hit Brain Damage but he moved out of the way, making her hit Jon instead
Melanie's eyes widen. "Shit! Sorry!"
"Melanie! What the fuck!?" Sami yelled as he ran out.
"I said I was sorry!" she yelled back.
"Fuck him up!" Sami yelled while she rolled her eyes.
She turned around to see Brain Damage with a drill in his hands. She looked a little taken aback since he was so bloody and glaring at her. She took a step back and turned around, about to run out of the ring but he grabbed her by the hair. She screamed as the crowd cheered and started chanting 'Cut her open!'
Sami ran into the ring and was about to hit him with a bat but Brain Damage threw Melanie on the mat, and luckily Jon caught her from hitting the glass. Brain Damage shifted his attention to Sami and threatened to drill him until Jon caught him in a roll-up pin for the win.
Melanie slid out of the ring and hugged Jon as he stumbled down on the ground while Sami met up with them at ringside.
"Here is your winner! Jon Moxley!" The announcer declared
"Fuck him up!" Sami yelled
"Are you okay!?" Melanie asked Jon.
"You worry a lot," Jon smirked, enjoying her concern. "I like it."
"Are you serious? You almost got your head cut open! How can I not be worried?"
"I'm fine. It's just a fucking scratch."
"A big fucking scratch."
Later, she hung out with Jon and Sami to watch the rest of the matches. The crowd was loud and hyped during Nick Gage's match against Thumbtack Jack. Melanie, as always, had a bowl of grapes in her hands, popping them in her mouth like they were candy.
"Mel you look like you gained weight. Eating too much grapes?" Sami teased and poked her stomach.
Melanie chuckled. "Okay...don't be a dick."
"Haha, I'm just messin' with ya." Sami laughed.
All of a sudden they hear loud 'Ohs' and 'Holy shit' chants from the crowd after Nick got thrown into the light tubes, that were propped between the ropes.
"Damn! Is he really hurt?" She cringed and started to look concerned when people started to help him.
"I think so, a doctor is rushing over to him," Jon replied as they watched people take him to the back. There was blood all over him and the doctor had to use towels under his arm to stop the bleeding.
Melanie started to look nervous. "This is why I hate light tubes."
After the show, Melanie drove Jon back to his place which he shared with Chrissy Rivera. Jon was bloody from head to toe, and seriously needed a shower.
"Take a long, hot shower. I'll make you a cheese steak." Melanie headed to the kitchen and placed her bag on the counter. Jon looked at her taking out the ingredients to make the food, and chuckled.
"Only you would have that in your bag."
Melanie was about to answer but stopped herself before pondering. "...I...crave things. I did go to the store before we left the event,"
Jon examined the scars he received from his matches at the tournament. "Oh? Finally lost your card and got pregnant? Was that why Sami said you gained weight?"
"No, and no I'm not pregnant." She firmly noted.
"All right then." He headed to the bathroom but seconds later he came back out. "Wait, shouldn't you be with your boyfriend? You know how overprotective he is."
Melanie rolled her eyes and started to become annoyed. "Can we not talk about him?!" She snapped, getting negative memories of Greg.
"Whoa, calm down. I didn't mean to make you mad." He put his hands up in defense.
Melanie ran her hands through her hair and sighed. "Just forget it. I just...I just want to be with you, right now."
"Well, I'm here. Now what's going on with you and him?"
"Take a shower." She evaded.
"Not until you answer my question."
"You should really wash that blood off."
"What is going on?"
"Can you please just drop it!?"
"I know something is wrong. I'm not gonna stop asking you until you tell me." Jon persisted. Melanie gave him a stern look and started preparing his meal. "So now you're ignoring me, huh? I think I know what it is. Looks like you haven't been getting a lot of attention."
"Or maybe it's because I still have my card. He keeps trying to pressure me. It's turning me off and he gets really angry."
Jon rested his elbows on the counter. "You just need to relax."
"You should take a shower."
"You should take one with me." He suggested.
Melanie stopped what she was doing and looked up at him. "Are you serious?"
"No joke." He replied with a serious face.
"Jon, I'm still with him."
"Do you want to stay with him?
"I...don't know."
"You're blinded by love."
"I'm not."
"Yes, you are. The guy cheated on you several times and you're still with him. It's okay to just say fuck you, I don't want to be with you anymore. I think you want to believe you're still in love with him so that your relationship with him can still last. That's not love."
"I love him, Jon. End of discussion."
Jon showed a mischievous look on his face and walked around the counter. "Well if you loved him so much, you wouldn't be staring at my chest this whole time."
"Was not..." She mumbled as he got behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist.
"Well if you loved him so much, would you let me do this?" He started to lightly kiss the smooth skin of her neck. Melanie immediately started to relax despite trying not to enjoy the skilled mouth of Jon's. Unfortunately, the pleasure didn't last long because he released her. "Haha, the look of disappointment on your face is hilarious. So much for loving that guy. That was fun wasn't it?"
"Jon." She gave him a stern look while rubbing her neck.
"All right, all right. I'll be in the shower while you continue to pretend you don't want me to kiss your neck again...and in other places." He goes into the bathroom.
Melanie exhaled and sat on the couch, in the living room. She ran her hands through her hair. Was it cheating to get a love mark from another man, let alone having one of your best guy friends give you the love mark. And it felt good? But you're dating someone who disrespects you? She should really break up with Greg. What is the point anymore?
After Jon took a shower, he walked back out in his shorts and no shirt. "All right, do you wanna have sex or not?"
"Jon!" Melanie exclaimed, while he gave her a grin. "This is serious!"
"I am serious. Do you or not, in general?"
"I do but­-"
"Then get over here."
"I don't want to be treated as some play toy or ring rat. I'm not like that and I don't want to just lose it like that."
"Losing it isn't going to be perfect. Just as long as you trust someone. Do you trust Greg?"
"No, not at all."
"Do you trust me?"
"Yes."
"There you have it." He sat down on the couch, next to her.
"I feel like you're treating this like a joke."
"Melanie." He began in a deep tone. "I don't mind deflowering you right here, right now if you want me to. I'm not one for doing that romantic crap, but I know I can make you feel special, unlike that jackass...only if you let me."
"You've screwed so many girls."
"And so has he. But I know I can screw better than him. And you'll be the first I do it with meaning."
"You're my best friend."
"Wouldn't that be a better choice?"
"We're not even together."
"I can change that." He smirked. "Just stay here with me."
The temptation was building as she started to ponder about his offer but sighed. "I really want to, but this will be the first place, he'll try to find me. You know he doesn't like you. And what you did is going to really trigger it."
"So, are you planning on telling him about what we did?"
"What you did."
"What we did. You didn't stop me. And I saw that look of disappointment when I stopped."
Melanie sighed. "No, I'm not going to tell."
"How are you gonna explain to him about that mark?" He looked at the love mark on her neck.
"I'll just put makeup on it. No big deal."
"Man...how can you deal with that loser?"
"I don't give in to his pressure."
"I almost pressured you."
"No, you didn't. You see the thing is, I just feel really comfortable with you."
"Glad to hear," Jon cracked a smile
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It was a day before Thanksgiving. Melanie was in her street clothes and had her gym bag on her. She saw Jon, tying his sneakers in his locker room. "Hey, how are you spending Thanksgiving? Going home to your family?" Melanie grinned.
"Uh, yeah..." Jon lied
"That doesn't sound so enthusiastic. Are you all right?"
"Yeah, I'm fine."
"Dude, you can tell me if something is on your mind. What's up?"
"Just drop it, okay?"
"No, I'm not going to drop it. What is the big deal? It's supposed to be a happy time. A happy time with you spending Thanksgiving with your family."
He sighed. "That's the thing...I'm spending Thanksgiving alone."
"What?" she exclaimed as he explained his past and how he was raising himself at an early age. "I'm sorry...I didn't know you had it rough like that..."
He shook his head. "Doesn't matter."
"Yes, it does. Look, why don't you stay with me and spend Thanksgiving with my family?" she happily suggested. "You've met my parents before."
"Nah..."
"Why are you being so difficult? No one should be alone for Thanksgiving."
"Well, maybe it's because it wouldn't be right, to spend Thanksgiving with your family. We're different people, Melanie. You're daddy's little girl, and I'm just a bad guy. Your family wouldn't accept me. Or accept me hanging out with you."
"Stop it. They accepted you before when I introduced you to them. You are welcome there, anytime, Jon. Just come with me, okay?"
"Melanie, just stop, all right? I'm not going."
"You are being ridiculous, right now. I don't get why you would want to spend Thanksgiving alone when you have a family who loves you and treats you like their own son. My father and mother love you. They truly love you, Jon."
"Mel, I'm sorry, but I can't. I don't want them to think of me differently because of my past."
"Are you fucking kidding me, right now?" She threw her arms up, sighing loudly.
"No, I'm not fucking kidding, right now." Jon snapped.
Melanie rolled her eyes. "You think they are going to abandon you because of your past? Who gives a shit? Let's move on and focus on now. Not the past." she replied as Jon stood up, about to leave. She pushed him back to keep him from leaving. "You know what Jon? I wish you would let me in because I'm one of your female friends who isn't trying to screw you, break your heart, or want you for your looks. I'm here because I care about you and you are my best friend. Okay, so you're violent, I've seen your matches, but I don't care. You're you. So, I'll take no for an answer. But if you want to talk to me, don't call me, don't text me, and don't even email me. You're gonna have to see me face to face, at my place. I'll leave my window unlocked for you. I just hope you come."
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'Later, at night'
It was raining and Melanie was in her room, sleeping while her TV was on. All of a sudden, her window opened and Jon slid in like he usually would whenever he'd visit from time to time. He shut the window but it made a sound and Melanie woke up, holding her chest, breathing heavily.
"You scared the crap out of me,"
"Sorry..." he murmured
"I didn't think you'd come." she looked at him and got off the bed to hug him. He was soaked. To his hair, to his leather jacket and gray short-sleeved shirt and jeans. It made her PJs a little damp.
"Ah...I gave it a lot of thought."
"Glad you came. Wow, you're soaked." she ran her right hand through his damp hair. "You should change into some warmer clothes." she goes to her dresser. "Remember the shirt and sweatpants you lent me when I forgot to bring changing clothes during one of the CZW shows? I still got them."
"Thanks." he takes the clothes from her. "I thought you were going to do an all-nighter tonight."
"Trust me, I wanted to but my mom wants me to help cook with her. Early."
"So glad I'm not you, right now."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should help."
"I'll think about it." he smiled warmly, taking off his leather jacket.
Melanie laughed as he stared to remove his shirt, "Don't change in front of me,"
"Don't like what you see?" he teased, making her face warm
"That's not what I meant. Go in my bathroom and change." she pointed to the door in her room.
"You sure you don't want to see what I got under my pants?"
"Haha. No." Her blush continued to get worse.
"Come on, I know you do. Want me to tell you how big I am?"
"No! Bathroom, now!" She laughed and pushed him
Jon laughed and did what he was told. "Okay! Okay!"
Moments later, he came out of the bathroom and saw Melanie lying down on the bed. He decided to lie down on the floor.
"Why are you sleeping on the floor, man? Get your ass on the bed." She looks down at him.
"You sure you want me in the same bed as you?"
"Why'd you think I'd let you sleep on the floor? Get up here," she demanded as he stood up to get under the covers with her. "You are warm! I love it. Hold me," she snuggled into him.
Jon chuckled and wrapped his arms around her waist. In the morning, he woke up first and saw Melanie sleeping. He gently moved some hair from her face and smiled down at her. He was thankful for her, letting him in her life and family with a past like his. She was really something.
"Stop staring, you're making me blush..." Melanie mumbled.
"I make you blush? Sweet..." he replied with a victorious grin. "Hey, do your parents know I'm here?"
"Yeah," she replied. "We should get up unless you want my mom to throw a bucket of water on you. She did that to me last Thanksgiving and it was not pretty."
After they get situated, they go downstairs and into the kitchen to see Jane cooking. "Melanie! Jon! Good morning!" Jane grinned.
"Where's dad?" Melanie asked as she gave Jane a kiss on the cheek.
"Out for a morning jog. He should be back soon. Would you two mind helping out with the pies?"
"Sweet, you got pecan pie." Jon grinned as he saw the pecan pie box on the counter.
"Melanie requested it." Jane smiled.
"Really?" Jon looked at Melanie with admiration in his eyes. Seeing her nod in approval, he replied, "Wow...thanks, Mel! I appreciate it!"
"Not a problem!"
"Thanks for having me here."
"Oh Jon, you are always welcome here. I love you like a son, sweetie." Jane gave him a kiss on the cheek and a warm hug. Jon hugged her back, feeling the love and affection.
Melanie smiled at the two. "Now are you glad you came?"
"Completely," Jon replied
After they helped out, Jon and Mel hang out in her room. "My mom usually stays at home, while my dad teaches at his dance studio." she put her hair in a bun.
"Ah, I see. Your dad is Puerto Rican, right?"
"Yeah, and my mom is English. They married when I was born. So whenever my age is, that's their anniversary. I think it's pretty funny."
'Weeks Later'
Jon puts on a shirt with jeans after a match. "Hey, happy birthday!" Melanie smiled as she had her gym bag in her hands.
Jon flashed her a small smile. "Thanks."
"So, doing anything special tonight?"
"Probably getting drunk at the bar with the guys. Nothing new."
Melanie looked at him in slight shock. "No gifts?"
"Nah."
"No cake?"
"Nope."
"Okay, you're coming with me tonight."
"Birthday sex? We can do it right here."
"No silly!" Melanie laughed, getting used to his flirty and playful advances. "I'm going to take you out."
"Shouldn't a guy take out a girl for lunch or dinner?"
"It's your birthday, and you really should do this instead of drinking at a bar. Come on, please? I promise it'll be worth it."
"I can't resist your charm. Fine..."
"Awesome! Let's go."
"In this?" Jon looks at his casual clothing.
"We're going to a diner. I would always go there as a teen after school. Casual clothing is fine." she reassured.
Jon and her drive to a diner called 'Johnny Rockets'. Jon reluctantly got out of the car as he watched how excited Melanie looked to be at the diner again.
"Uhhhh you sure about this?" he asked.
"Shh!" Melanie grabbed his hand and dragged him into the diner.
"Melanie! Good to see you again, sweetie." A woman in her mid-40s greeted her with a bubbly smile.
"Hi! It's my friend's birthday today, thought I might treat him to one of my favorite spots to eat."
"Oh wow, he's handsome. Lemme get you two a table. Right this way."
"Thanks, Miss Amy."
"Melanie, I told you about calling me Miss. Just call me Amy."
"Habit." The Philly girl shrugged
"So, who is the birthday boy?"
"I'm Jon."
"Nice to meet you, sweetie. Check out the menu. You'll love it here. I'll be back in a few minutes." Amy, the waitress walked away.
"Find anything?" Melanie asked.
"A lot of stuff here..."
"I always get a Philly cheese steak."
"Guess you are a Philadelphian." Jon lets out a chuckle.
"Yep! Once in a blue moon, I'll get a cheeseburger and fries."
After a couple minutes, Amy returned. "Mel, the usual? Philly cheese steak?"
"Yes." she answered and gave her the menu.
"And what about you, pumpkin?" Amy asked.
"Ah...I guess I'll get the Rocket Double and some fries." Jon confirmed.
"What are your drinks?"
"She'll get a Sprite and I'll get a Diet Coke," Jon answered for Melanie and himself as Melanie snapped her head to him in astonishment.
"How'd you know I like Sprite?" Melanie asked
"I've been observant." Jon grinned
"What a good friend he is. I'll be back with your orders." Amy said and grabbed Jon's menu. She put her pen in her long black hair which is wrapped up in a bun and walked away.
"That's cool how you know I like sprite. I guess I gotta remember the stuff you like."
After they ate, Amy brought out a birthday cake with 25 candles on it. "I baked you a small cake. Happy birthday." Amy smiled.
"Thanks, I owe you." Melanie replied.
"No worries! It's on the house sweetie," Amy walked away.
"This cake is for me? Seriously?" Jon asked as he stared at the cake in awe. It simply said 'Happy 25th Birthday Jon!'
Melanie laughed. "Yes! Now make a wish!"
Jon chuckled softly and nodded. "All right." he blew out the candles. "You really didn't have to do this for me."
"Can you please stop saying that? I wanted to do this for you. You can return the favor if it makes you feel better. Now let's eat some cake!" Melanie exclaimed and cut a piece of vanilla cake. She dipped her right index finger on the icing of her slice and put it on Jon's nose. "Haha, couldn't resist."
"Cute..." Jon took a napkin and wiped his nose as he grinned. After they have dinner, Jon drove Melanie home and walked her to her doorstep. "Thanks for tonight. You were right, this was better than the bar."
"See! I told ya! Thanks for taking me home."
"No problem."
"Oh, before you go, I got you something," Melanie remembered as she dug in her pockets.
"You got me a gift?" Jon questioned in surprise.
"Of course, dude!" she took out a black leather bracelet. "I made it myself. My mom's sister knows how to make bracelets and taught me how. Sorry I didn't wrap it but I hope you like it." she looked nervous, anticipating his reaction.
"Hell yeah, I do!" He wrapped his arms around her and twirled her around.
"Hahaha! I'm glad!"
'A few days later'
Melanie was in tears of frustration as she knocked on Jon's door. Jon opened it and Melanie gave him an apologetic smile and wiped her tears.
"Sorry to come here unexpectedly. I...I didn't have anywhere else to go." She sniffed and he let her in.
"What's wrong?" He embraces her.
"I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid!" She released him and started pacing around.
"What happened?" He shut the door and turned his attention to her.
"He cheated on me, again. I don't understand. I thought we were doing so good." She sighed. "I'm sorry, I keep venting to you with all my problems. You know what? I should get him back. Get some revenge. How about you kiss me? How about that?"
"H­-hey." Jon got pushed down on the couch and she straddled him. "Mel." He tried to reason.
She sighed and got off him. "What's gotten into me?" She ran her hands through her hair. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean for that to happen. I'm just not myself. Ugh, and now you think I'm crazy. I'm sorry."
"It's no problem." He fixed his shirt.
"No problem? I just straddled you. Weren't you going to­-"
"Mel, I'm not going take advantage of you when you're like this. You need to cool down and clear your head. You just need to think."
Melanie exhaled. "Thanks. That makes me feel a lot better."
He stood up and noticed a small bruise on her hand. "Did he hit you?"
Melanie looked away. "...Almost. He grabbed me pretty hard."
"You're getting out of that relationship. Now."
"It's nothing really-­"
"Are you kidding me? Ever since you started dating him, you've been losing your mind. You're getting out of this unhealthy relationship. Now. He isn't going to drag you down from being a great wrestler just because he isn't."
"But I­-"
"You can stay with me. Okay?"
"This is happening so fast."
"Then just spend the night. No way in hell I'm letting you go back there. We'll pick up your stuff tomorrow."
She gave him a small smile. "Thanks. I appreciate this."
"No problem. Come on, let's just chill and watch a movie to get your mind off things."
After they get situated and sit on the couch, Jon hands her a bowl of popcorn made from the stove. She popped one in her mouth and looked at the popcorn weirdly. "Uh...what the heck is in this?"
"Oh, Chrissy and I started to put random crap in our popcorn and I decided to make this. You like? I put cinnamon in it." Jon grinned.
Melanie started to smile and popped another one in her mouth.
"It's...freakishly good. Wanna play Truth, Truther, or Truthest?" She suggested as she sat next to Jon on the couch, pretzel style.
"What the hell, all right." he shrugged, turning his head to her instead of the TV. "Truthest."
"Hm...ever got arrested?"
"Oh yeah." He replied and began to tell her the crazy stories. It amused Melanie in some way, but she did feel bad. But he reassured her that he was fine. "Stop being such a cutie, and stop worrying so much. I'm fine."
"All right, all right." She accepted his wishes and popped another grape in her mouth. After several back-and-forth questions, it was back to Jon.
"Truther." He replied.
"How many chicks have you slept with?"
"A lot."
Melanie rolled her eyes out of amusement. "You're a piece of work. Truthest."
"How many people have YOU slept with?"
"Still none." She shrugged
The next morning, Melanie got ready to leave. "Thanks for spending the night with me."
"No problem. What are friends for? Those horror movies we watched were so corny though. We gotta find some good ones." Jon brought up. "I'll make sure to find something better."
"Great. So what are your plans for today?"
"Wrestle, drink some beer, screw a couple of chicks. The usual."
"Ah...I see. Well, I hope you have fun."
"Thanks, I will. Is that jerk gonna yell at you again?" He asked as they start walking down the street.
"He just...really envies you for some reason. I always see him getting so hyped up, around you. It's like a competition, every time he sees you."
"Melanie. Remember what I told you. End it and be careful."
She nodded. "I will. Don't worry. I know how much you care." She smiled and he headed off to the gym to train, while she continued walking down the street.
Greg quickly appeared behind her, giving her an annoyed look. "Well well. It looks like you seem to leave, every chance you get, to wrap your arms around him and make sure you're the only important woman in his life." Greg berated her as she quickly turned around.
"You scared me." She held her chest. "And what are you talking about? It's not like that."
"Oh really? Then where were you last night?"
"At a friend's. I slept over."
"With whom exactly?"
"Look, don't tell me how to live my life-"
"Shut up. The way he touches and looks at you, disgusts me. Stop seeing him."
"But I­-"
"I wasn't asking for your permission. You are going to stop seeing him. And if I catch you with him, it won't be pretty, got it? You are my business and I demand to know everything that you are doing. You're not gonna talk to him ever again, you hear me?"
Something inside of her clicked, and she couldn't take it anymore. "You know what? No. I'm not going to stop seeing him."
"What did you just say?" He glared at her.
"You are the biggest asshole, ever. I'm done. I can't take it anymore. I'm breaking up with you. All you do is treat me like shit, you screw all these skanky ass bitches, and you don't give me the respect I deserve. So you know what? Fuck you, and have a nice life."
Greg let out a laugh. "You can't break up with me."
"I just fucking did. I'm out of here." She turned and stormed off.
"You're gonna regret this!" He yelled.
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esther-dot · 10 months
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In the books Jon never fight face to face with Ygritte at the Wall unlike the show. In the show when Ygritte pointing her arrow to Jon but unable to kill him, Jon was actually happy to see her despite her wanting to kill him. In books he was commanding the battle from tower and have dilemma about shooting Ygritte. But we never shown what would have been if Ygritte gets hold on Jon. Would she killed him? Because she almost did when he left her. What do you think?
Sidenote: I was so annoyed after GoT when people tried to rewrite history and act like Jon killed Dany and Ygritte when, as you point out, in the show, Jon smiles at Ygritte and can't kill her! I guess it was easier to pretend he was a murderer of women/woman hater rather than admit Dany needed to be killed before she massacred more people but after they treated him the way they did in s7-8 I found that infuriating.
Anyhoo, Martin writes with a lot of room for us to draw our own conclusions. He doesn't outright say if it was Ygritte's arrow that got Jon:
"He lay on the ground afterward, clutching his prize and bleeding quietly, too weak to move. After a while, he realized that if he did not make himself move he was like to bleed to death. Jon crawled to the shallow stream where the mare was drinking, washed his thigh in the cold water, and bound it tight with a strip of cloth torn from his cloak. He washed the arrow too, turning it in his hands. Was the fletching grey, or white? Ygritte fletched her arrows with pale grey goose feathers. Did she loose a shaft at me as I fled? Jon could not blame her for that. He wondered if she'd been aiming for him or the horse. If the mare had gone down, he would have been doomed. "A lucky thing my leg got in the way," he muttered. (ASOS, Jon V)
In the show, Ygritte talks about killing Jon although the impression they gave the audience was that neither would have killed the other. Her words were presented in a way that conveyed she was extremely hurt by his betrayal, but when the opportunity came, she couldn't shoot him.
Book Ygritte was more vicious, more capable of killing Jon imo. She threatened him while he was with the FF and I don’t think it was entirely bluster. D&D romanticized their relationship overall which changed it’s purpose (and I don't think that was fair to Jon at all), but Martin is the one who gave them the soft send-off first, so even though they changed the lead-up, I didn't think it substantially changed their final moment:
He found Ygritte sprawled across a patch of old snow beneath the Lord Commander's Tower, with an arrow between her breasts. The ice crystals had settled over her face, and in the moonlight it looked as though she wore a glittering silver mask.
The arrow was black, Jon saw, but it was fletched with white duck feathers. Not mine, he told himself, not one of mine. But he felt as if it were.
When he knelt in the snow beside her, her eyes opened. "Jon Snow," she said, very softly. It sounded as though the arrow had found a lung. "Is this a proper castle now? Not just a tower?"
"It is." Jon took her hand.
"Good," she whispered. "I wanted t' see one proper castle, before . . . before I . . ."
"You'll see a hundred castles," he promised her. "The battle's done. Maester Aemon will see to you." He touched her hair. "You're kissed by fire, remember? Lucky. It will take more than an arrow to kill you. Aemon will draw it out and patch you up, and we'll get you some milk of the poppy for the pain."
She just smiled at that. "D'you remember that cave? We should have stayed in that cave. I told you so."
"We'll go back to the cave," he said. "You're not going to die, Ygritte. You're not."
"Oh." Ygritte cupped his cheek with her hand. "You know nothing, Jon Snow," she sighed, dying.
(ASOS, Jon VII)
I’m torn. I think she is reckless and angry enough she would absolutely risk his life, so her letting an arrow fly that *could* kill him seems in-character, but if she had him dead to rights and knew if she fired he would die? I’m actually not sure. Jon genuinely cared for her well-being, she was more interested in possessing him I would say, but all the same, I am doubtful about her following through on her threats/making the call when there’s only one possible outcome. I guess I’m hesitantly on team, Martin wouldn’t have written Ygritte killing Jon?
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ashleyfanfic · 10 months
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Hi, Ash 😘 You asked for a prompt so don't blame me (I chose 14 options 🤭 but I will be a good girl and only ask some).
Let's go:
“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
Jonerys
2. Wait a minute. Are you jealous?"
Ugh as much as I hate it I also love Jealous Beans.
Jon watched as Jorah leaned in to whisper something to her and she then laughed, her hand pressed to his forearm as the older man looked her over. Once her glass was refilled, she gave his arm a slight shake and one last smile before she began walking towards him. He looked down at his glass, trying to keep the green eyed monster at bay, but as he looked up and saw Jorah watching her walk away, it was harder to keep the murderous rage down.
He took a quick swig of his own drink as she came to stand in front of him. "I've been looking for you," she declared, her eyes sparkling in the dim light of the ball room.
"Were you? Looked like you were doing just fine without me."
She tilted her head, her brows drawn down forming that little crease between. Her nose with it's small smattering of freckles wrinkled as she assessed his mood. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing. Everything's great," he muttered and finished off his drink.
"You're a horrid liar." She glanced over her shoulder, then her eyes widened and she looked up at him. "Wait a minute. Are you jealous?"
"No. That's ridiculous?"
She cocked her hip and one hand rested on it as the other held her drink. "Jon."
"Fine. Yes. I'm jealous. I hate Jorah. Like, a visceral want to gouge his eyes out and then use them as ping-pong balls on a bed of spikes."
"That's graphic."
"It is, and it's fuckin' killing me. I hate feeling this way..."
"Jorah's harmless."
"It has less to do with Jorah and more to do with you. I still hate him and want to pop his head like a grape, but I want all of your time and attention and it's frankly frightening."
"Frightening?"
"Yes. I feel like that's something a neanderthal would do or say and I'd like to think I'm above that. Apparently, I'm not, so I'm no better than Joffrey."
"Jon Snow, shut up this instant. You are nothing like Joffrey. First of all, when I met you, you looked me in the eye and didn't stare at my chest. You've never once asked me to 'polish your knob' or tell me that if I wouldn't do that I should go make you a sandwich--"
"He didn't!" he interrupted.
"Oh, he did. And you actually love me and value me as a person and I love and value you as a person. Also, I have to admit that I'm not above feeling jealous either."
"You aren't?"
"Melisandre is handsy with you and I want to rip her arms off at the shoulder and beat her with them."
He looked up at her with a raised brow. "She's handsy?"
"She's always looking for ways to touch you. Honestly, I think she's figured out that it pisses me off so she does it more."
"I think I'll definitely notice now. I'm sorry."
She laughed. "Jon, you have nothing to be apologize. We feel the way we feel. We both hate feeling that way, but we can't help that we do. But I need you to hear me," she said as she placed her drink down on the table and wrapped her arms around his neck. "There is no one that could ever compare to you and the way I feel about you."
He was silent for a moment, then gave a small smile. "I love you, ya know?"
She nodded. "And I love you. But lets get out of here and go remind each other who we've chosen."
He leaned in to kiss her, one hand sliding down to grip her arse before he broke away and led them to the exit.
~FIN~
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whiskeyswriting · 11 months
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Ain’t Always The Cowboy
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{ Song Inspiration: Ain’t Always The Cowboy by Jon Pardi }
The group of them had been enjoying the bonfire after the Founder’s Day parade. Laughs and drinks had been shared. The air was full of stories and love amongst the friends.
“Wait wait… Oh what was the name of that big shot bull rider that tried to help scam Whiskey…?” Baylie asked Grace.
“Ugh! Don’t get me started on how much I hate big city people,” Jake exclaimed.
Alana felt all eyes fall on her as Jake ranted on. “Yeah we’re the worst,” she says with a playful tone.
"You're far from being the worst..." Grace starts saying.
"He's just still mad Baylie dumped him to move to a big city," Bradley teases.
Alana looked between the two of them. “You two dated? I never knew.”
“Yeah we were high school sweethearts,” Baylie replies. “But now we’re not.”
“You’ll always be my first love Baylie,” Jake says smiling at her. “Even if you annoy me to death now.”
Once again, Alana looked between the two of them. Baylie was happily engaged to Mickey. Jake was the town's eligible bachelor. Alana couldn't help but wonder what would have been the cause of their breakup. She also wondered why he keeps glaring at her with anger in his eyes.
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SEVEN YEARS EARLIER
Jake is driving to the Kazansky ranch after picking up some breakfast for him and Baylie. He brought a cooler full of ice and water to help her dad with some labor on the ranch. When he pulls up, he spots Baylie sitting at her window.
He smiles at just seeing her. They had just graduated high school and would both be starting community college in a few weeks.
Baylie had finished packing all that she needed to pack up. Rachael knocked on her door. “Bay? He just parked. Your dad and I are going to give you both some privacy.”
Everyone in town kept telling Baylie to break things off with Jake before he left her. “Bay… You know the cowboy always rides away. He’s going to leave you. High school sweethearts don’t always last.”
Baylie opens the door and hugs her mom. “I love you mom.”
Tom sends Jake up to Baylie’s room. His green eyes fill with confusion when he sees that her room is packed up. “Bay? What’s going on?”
“I’m not gonna beat around the bush Jake. We’re done.”
It ain't always the cowboy
That ain't got a lot of hang around
Jake nearly drops the coffee and breakfast. “What do you mean we’re done? Baylie we just had a date the other night and we were fine?”
“Well… Things change… people change. Listen Jake, I’m not going to be tied down to be your little wife to be getting knocked up and being barefoot just being a doormat for you. I’m going to Billings. I’m going to med school and becoming a doctor and this little town will never see me again.”
Ain't got no settle down in their boots
Gone's just what they do
“Baylie! You know that’s not how I see you or would treat you!”
“No I don’t. Maybe you turn out exactly like your uncles and father and become the cowboy that leaves me for someone younger…”
Her words felt like a buckshot to his heart. By his silent reaction, she knew she’d hit the mark. She grabs her backpack and puts it on. She then starts stacking a few boxes to take to her car.
“Bring me the boxes over there. It’s the least you can do before we’re really done.”
That restless runnin'
Searchin' for somethin'
He followed her down the stairs and to her car. “Baylie please! We can’t be over! I can go visit you… I can transfer to Billings…”
“Jake! Stop! I don’t love you anymore!” Baylie felt guilty lying but it was the only way he would let her go. After putting the boxes away, she climbs into her Jeep and closes the door before he can reach her.
“Goodbye Jake. Don’t call or text me. We have nothing else to say to each other. You’ll only hold me back.” With that, Baylie puts her car in drive and leaves.
Leavin' love in the dust of a midnight Chevrolet
It ain't always the cowboy that rides away
His eyes fill with tears as he watches her drive away. Drive away from him. From her parents. From her home. Driving away with a promise to never return.
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PRESENT
“So that’s why I left Mount Deston for Billings,” Baylie says finishing the story.
“I remained angry at her for a few years. But after she came back we had a proper sit down talk about us.”
“We finally realized we both wanted different things from each other in high school and even now. I’ll admit apologizing to Jake for how I ended things helped me a lot. I eventually realized I hurt as much as he had hurt.”
Jake hold his beer up. “Besides she’s too stubborn to actually be my wife.”
Alana can’t help but roll her eyes at him. “I pity the woman you end up marrying if you keep that attitude.”
“Ha! Don’t worry doll it’ll never be you,” he replies to Alana with a wink.
“It’s okay. I’ll survive knowing the one that’s hung up on his high school girlfriend and won’t move on isn’t into me. I’ve been through worse.” Alana senses someone is watching her, and not just those sitting there at the bonfire.
She looks closer to the pier and the water when her eyes fall on him. She doesn’t need to see his face to know it’s him. She knows that body and the way his arms are crossed.
Alana doesn’t even say anything as she puts on her jacket and just leaves the bonfire.
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D.U.D.E: Moments - Part 2 - Eddie's P.O.V at the café (Set in 2020)
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This takes place when Eddie meets Kirby at the café in part 1
Also, Kirby is still Orange. Italics are inner thoughts.
Eddie's P.O.V:
"I… Mox said I should apologise for pissing you off earlier." Eddie mutters, it's a lie but he has the confidence to act like it isn't.
"Apology is not required. I'm busy." Kirby grumbles, her eyes fixed on her laptop.
"Then…" He tries to think up a good reason to stay in the café, "lemme buy you lunch to say sorry and to avoid me gaining an enemy."
"Sure, you can sit with me too, just don't annoy me further, Mister?"
Oh, she doesn't know my name, "Eddie. Kingston. You don't have to bother with any formalities or fancy words."
"Alright then, Eddie, no gimmicks as we're in public, right?"
No gimmicks, so you actually want to know me, Eddie Moore, and not Eddie Kingston? Alright then, "I'm Eddie Moore. Friends call me Eddie, Ma calls me Edward and enemies call me Asshole." He gives her a soft smile when she looks at him.
He takes the opportunity to further take in her looks, beautiful, out of my fuckin' league. Sandy blonde hair which ends in an amber ponytail, which she keeps tied low. Thin eyebrows that have definitely been filled in with a brow pencil, but not overdone, and dark blue eyes, blue eyes like pools I could drown myself in. A few small scars on her otherwise perfect nose, perfect for a wrestler, no signs of previous breaks. Her lips look kissable, I could see myself makin' out wit' her for hours. Her pale skin marked with the scars from many years in the ring. I hope she knows how fuckin' pretty she is. He clears his throat and speaks before his brain can make him back out of the situation.
"So, what's ya name? I heard ya friend call ya 'Kirby'."
"I'm Kirby Rhydderch, or to the audience, Kirby Lucifarian."
Oh Jeez, that's a very hard surname to say, how do you pronounce that, "Rid…" fuck, don't think out loud, idiot, make small talk, keep her attention, "where ya from?"
"Llanfaethlu, Anglesey… Wales."
That's why her surname's impossible to say, she's Welsh. Are all Welsh women this pretty? Focus, Eddie, "Oh, you're that Welsh girl that Mox was talking about, the female Andre." Shit, don't tell her that, thanks Jon, gonna get me in trouble with a hot chick, again.
"He calls me that?" From her tone of voice alone, he can tell that the comparison annoys her.
"Better female Andre than female Doink, right?" I'm sorry, don't hate me, hate Jon, he came up with the female Andre thing.
Kirby chuckles softly, shaking her head and looking at him, "Can I get you a coffee or something?"
Oh you can get me somethin' hot stuff, ya number. Focus Eddie! "Nah, I'm buying, whatever you want."
He listens to her order, repeating it in his head as he gets up to buy it for her. after buying her stuff, he tries his hardest not to stare at her, but she's all he can think about.
She's tall, no duh Eddie she's a giant. She's quiet but fuckin' strong, she's a wrestler of course she looks strong. Does she smoke, probably not but Ma would like that about her. Ma would like a lot about her, we can't introduce her to our Motha we don't know if she's even single and I ain't makin' her go anywhere near dad not a pretty girl like that. She's gotta have a boyfriend, or girlfriend it's 2020 she could be gay, God please tell me she likes me.
He grabs the drinks and heads back to the table, trying to maintain his confident front., "No luck on the food, sorry."
"Well, beggars can't be choosers or so they say." She shrugs.
Her mind's drifted somewhere, she's managed to shrink herself down more, I hope I ain't makin' her afraid of me. Wow, she's got a nice sticker collection all over the back of her computer, "That's a lot of stickers."
“I collect them, I travel a lot because as you know wrestling takes you to a lot of places and I need this for work and private stuff so it comes with me and thus it’s gained… personality, for lack of a better explanation.”
"Gotcha," he nods, "it's got a life of it's own, so you add stickers to make it look like it." He smiles softly as he sits across from her.
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combatfaerie · 8 months
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Ficlet: Cute But Psycho
Story: Cute But Psycho Word count: 1,425 Relationship(s): Dean Ambrose/Jon Moxley & Seth Rollins Prompt: "Still think I'm cute?" Also available at: AO3 and Wattpad and dreamwidth Summary: Seth goes to watch one of Jon's indie matches.
"Still think I'm cute?"
At least that's what Seth thought Jon said. His former Shield brother was spitting out mouthfuls of blood and saliva, so his voice was slightly garbled. Seth sighed as he stepped back to avoid the next glob of bubbles and blood. "I think Lunatic Fringe was a good nickname for you."
"It's a good song too." Jon grinned and licked some blood off his teeth. "But if you're around Renee, don't say it's by Tom Cochrane. It's Red Rider. She takes that shit personally."
"Noted." Seth wasn't too familiar with the song Jon was talking about—maybe it was just another Mox ramble—but that was easy enough to look up later. At the moment, he was more concerned with getting his friend to a medic so his forehead wouldn't end up looking like a road map. "Where's the doctor in this place?" he asked, looking around. As far as he could tell, the venue seemed to be comprised mostly of hallways and unlabelled doors.
"Is there one?" Jon grabbed hold of Seth's forearms and used them for balance as he stood. Adrenaline had propelled him from the ring to the backstage area, but then fatigue—and most likely blood loss—made his knees give way just on the other side of the curtain. "You never can tell with these places. But that's okay. You drove here, right? Just dump me in the backseat. I'll pay for cleaning after."
Seth shook his head. "Let's look for a doctor first." He bent slightly and slung Jon's arm around his shoulders before glancing down every hallway they came across. Finally he spotted someone with a clipboard. If Jon had been more cognizant, he probably would have made a quip about people with clipboards always looking important until Chris Jericho tried the List of Jericho gimmick. As it was, Jon's head lolled back until he was almost looking straight up at the ceiling. Seth followed his gaze and almost immediately wished he hadn't. The ceiling had several brown splotches he was sure were old blood stains—or at least he hoped so. "Hey! Hey, excuse me!" Seth tried to wave with his free arm, but he didn't want to jostle Jon too much. "Is there a medic on site?"
The man with the clipboard blinked a few times. "Oh, you mean Grace? Yeah. She's in...." He looked down at the clipboard and flipped a few pages. "She's in 50A. It's that way." He pointed vaguely before continuing on his way.
"Thanks." Seth fought not to roll his eyes. It would have made far more sense to have the medic stationed right near the ring entrance in case of an actual emergency, but these small death match circuits tended to do everything as cheaply as possible; it seemed like it was part of the allure for some of the fans, who claimed they wanted a 'grittier' experience. When he and Jon passed a door, Seth looked for a number and sighed. "Four? Fuck this." Across the hall was a housekeeping-style cart with a mop handle jutting out of one side. It could have been a gimmick for an upcoming match, but Seth didn't care. They can use something else, he thought as he removed the mop and set it on the floor. Looking inside, it seemed to be a genuine cleaning cart, filled with various bits of trash: drink cups, crumpled napkins, popcorn tubs. "Up you get," Seth declared, lifting Jon as if he were going to carry him over a threshold.
"You do think I'm cute! I knew it!" Jon tried to stand in the cart and immediately collapsed against the side, nearly tipping the entire thing over.
"Come on." Seth knew the cart wasn't designed to bear the weight of a full-grown person, so he went as fast as he could, screeching to a stop when he finally found 50A. "For such a small place, it's got a lot of fucking doors," he muttered, helping Jon lean against the wall. "Hang tight. I'll be right back."
"You're going to die in a horror movie now," Jon declared. "Or not. You're not a virgin, so that helps."
Seth pounded on the door until it opened and an incredibly tiny woman glared up at him. "What now?" She looked like someone had shrunk Sonya Deville down to Alexa Bliss's height, but kept all the scathing wit and aggression.
"Moxley," Seth said simply. "He's still spitting out a lot of blood, and his forehead's a mess. Are you Grace?"
The woman nodded. "Well, he's awake, so I suppose being bloodied is to be expected. Bring him in."
Seth wrangled Jon out of the cleaning cart, leaving it on its side for the time being. "Sounds like you're a regular," he remarked, leading Jon into the room. He was pretty sure he had been in walk-in clinics that looked more official, but it would have to do. "Where do you want him?" he asked Grace.
The doctor pointed at the rickety bed. "Where do you think?"
Seth felt like saying the folding tables under the ring were probably sturdier, but he kept his mouth shut and hoisted Jon up onto the bed. "Stay still."
Jon patted his thighs. "I should text Renee. I was supposed to let her know when the match was done."
"I don't know where your phone is," Seth said, "but I'll text her. Tell me what you want to say and let Grace do her thing."
Grace shooed Seth out of the way and started swabbing blood off Jon's face. "Girlfriends can wait."
"Wife," Jon corrected automatically. He might have looked like he was going to spill off the bed at any second, but he was particular about how people referred to Renee. "Wife. You should get one, Rollins. They're good for you. Are you still dating Becky?"
Seth nodded. The past few months had been the epitome of When one door closes, another one opens. Around the same time he learned that Jon wouldn't be renewing his contract with WWE, he and Becky started seeing each other. At first, he wondered if he was compensating for the loss of one of his closest friends, but he and Becky had always been close too. If he hadn't had her these past few months, he wasn't sure what he would have done. "Yeah. We're doing pretty good. I mean, the company knows and now the fans know, so it's a bit of a thing, but we're making it work."
"Dude, you should marry her." Dean's normally bright eyes were a bit hazy, but his voice was steady. "She's the best girl you've dated."
"I know. But we've only been together since January—late January at that...." It wasn't as if the thought hadn't crossed his mind—more and more often, as of late—but he didn't want to scare her off. It had taken him a while to convince her to even try dating. If he proposed too soon, she would probably think something was wrong.
"There!" Grace stepped back, revealing a thin row of stitches on Jon's forehead. "It's enough to get you to the hospital. Now get out of here. Gilbert's in the ring now and you know he always fucks up his shoulder, so I have to get all this cleaned up before he shows up."
"Thanks." Seth thought about asking for a painkiller for Jon, but Jon seemed steadier on his feet now. "All right, Mox, my man. Let's get you to...." He paused for a moment. Did this place even have a locker room? "Wherever your stuff is."
"That way," Jon said, pointing down a longer hall. "How many stitches? I forgot to count while she was working on me."
Seth stopped to look at his friend's forehead. "Ten, maybe? Hard to say."
Jon nodded. "At least it's double digits. Chicks love scars. That's why they think I'm cute, you know."
Seth rolled his eyes. "Are you saying I need to get some scars to impress Becky?" He had surgery scars, of course, and a few random ones, but nowhere near as many as Jon.
"Nah." Jon reached over and tugged on his curls. "You got the curls going on. Becky likes them."
"Right." Seth kept a watchful eye on Jon as they walked down the corridor, but his mind was elsewhere. His hair was getting a bit long and he had been considering a trim, but if Becky liked them that much, maybe he'd leave it for now.
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Tell the story. Tell the story, it was such a beautiful moment. It has to be shared with the world.
//Alright. So this happened at Vidcon in 2000...what? 2016? Maybe 2014? To set the scene, we were a small horde of mentally ill 18 to 20 somethings that had all hyped one another up the previous night while drinking to go on a stupid nature walk for our stupid mental health because we were dead bored with the con. That was a whole other random chimp event because what caused it is it's own story, anyway- we piled into two separate cars and in one car was me, my boyfriend Jon, and our friends Chris, Zach, and Hunter. Maybe one other person, I don't remember, but we got turned around somehow.
We ended up going around and around this lake in the middle of Anaheim when it was 108°F outside and we just could not figure out how to get to the park from the google maps directions and it turns out it was because we kept driving past this gate and that was the way to the park. It wasn't supposed to be locked, but more on that later. On our maybe, eeeeh, 4th? circle of the lake we stop at the gate and send out the resident Irishman, Chris, into the heat to check and see if the gate was just closed and we were stupid. No, it was locked, we weren't stupid and this road is so small you can not turn around and it's miles long so we're like "Well, now what? The other guys are waiting on us."
For this next part you need to know that there are several multi-million dollar mansions surrounding this man-made lake.
Well, the appearance of Chris at the gate and our driving around, apparently the wrong way, summoned the most wretched angry old man from the ether, no one saw him coming. He just appeared like he used instant transmission fueled by his privileged rage alone.
So this guy starts SCREAMING at us. Like whole hog screeching at us about it. No one can understand what the hell he's saying and so Jon opens the door to try to explain and Chris gets in the car saying "Don't, don't, he's crazy. Just get in the car." and he was right because this old guy moves to stand in front of the car saying "I'm going to call the cops! I'm going to call the cops! There's a gate right there. Go out through the gate!" and we're like "It's locked." and he says "No! Why are you here?" and we said "Google maps told us to go here." and he says "I think you're lying. Do you think I'm stupid? Are you stupid or am I stupid? I'm going to call the cops!" I remember that part very specifically because it took every ounce of willpower from everyone in the car not to answer his question honestly. Then Jon has to do this near entirely off road five point turn to get us out of there because that guy would not move unless it was to get in front of the car again. We managed to find a whole other way to the park that was actually the exit to the park because that closed and locked gate was the real entrance, but because of that lake road it turns out people just use the exit.
We meet up with the others and we're telling them about what happened in a "You will not believe what just happened to us" kind of way and lo and behold that same old man comes walking up the path and makes a point to walk through our group, that isn't standing on the main path mind you. That old guy must have known he fucked up because he didn't say shit and was coming from the direction of the locked gate and I guess this goblin glaring at us all was just too much for Jon because he looks that old man right in the eye and calls him a bitch.
That old man starts screaming again "I'm calling the cops! The cops are coming! The cops are coming!" They never came by the way, we were there for hours after this on our stupid nature walk and not even one showed up, but anyway all I can say for Jon is he was a struggling alcoholic at the time so this opportunity presented itself for him to unleash the beast and so he did. "Shut up you old wrinkly bitch! You are going to die. You are old. You are going to get a heatstroke and die! It's over for you! Fuck off!" and the old guy said something else, I don't remember what, but that made Jon speak the legendary "Fuck you! Fuck where you came from!" And then he told him to suck his dick.
Now, I was mortified. Zach was on the ground cackling and Chris was holding his knees trying not to be on the ground cackling. Everyone else was somewhere between those two stages. "Oh my God, why did you say that?" and Jon was like "I know ten people exactly like that, that I had to deal with when I was a kid so now that I'm an adult and can do whatever the fuck I want I'm going to. It's good to tell old losers who try to take advantage of that to fuck with you and ruin your day to fuck off and remind them they ain't shit and are going to die soon. Sometimes they forget about that and you have to humble them."
I don't know when the old man left, he did at some point, but we went on our walk and the whole time we were like a shuffling group of roman senators debating over the ethics of reminding the elderly that death approaches. It was just one of those bonding, but cringe young adult moments that no one, but the present parties holds dear.//
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JB Spring Fling – Thirsty Thursday
Relationship: Shane Walsh x GN!Reader Fandom: The Walking Dead Word count: 932 Rating: M Summary: You're appreciating the view as Shane helps Rick to assemble a pool. Prompt: Favorite body part
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The summer is close in Georgia, and the weather has been showing it for the last week. Of course, who says summer also says swimming pool. Or something close to it, at least. 
It’s the middle of the afternoon, and you’re sitting with Lori and Carol around a table on the patio that is giving onto the Grimes’ garden. You’re sheltered from the sun thanks to a large sunshade and sip from a cocktail. Yes, because summer also means fruity cocktails. 
Meanwhile, Rick and Shane work in the garden and are attempting to put a small pool together, while Sofia and Carl run around the garden, playing and laughing. 
From time to time, you hear either of the men cursing at the instruction manual, or arguing about which piece goes where. You watch as Rick pulls the manual from Shane’s hands and points at something on it before doing the same with a piece of pool on the grass. 
“This is D. Not this one.” Rick continues pointing. 
“Nope, man. That’s D. See, you got the little lines here, like in the drawing,” Shane stands closer to Rick and presses his fingers into the spot he means. 
“This ain’t makin’ any fuckin’ sense,” Rick sighs, wiping a hand over his forehead and frowning. 
“It sure ain’t.” 
They both snort and start over again, taking each piece, checking it with the manual, and lying it on the grass once they have figured out what it’s for. 
“You think you gonna have the pool ready before the end of summer?” You call out with a teasing grin, that’s accompanied by the laughter of Carol and Lori. 
“Ain’t ya funny, Darlin’. C'mere if you think you know better,” Shane shoots back with an amused huff. 
“Hey, you’re the one who wanted to buy this one,” you point at Shane and Rick in turn, but you still get up and walk to them, cocktail in hand and holding out a hand for the manual. 
Shane snorts and rolls his eyes at your antics, lifting the bottom of his shirt to wipe over his face. You get a nice eyeful of his torso, the sun making his sweaty skin shine. Taking a sip from your drink and slowly pulling your eyes away from your boyfriend’s body, you quietly go over the manual and the parts on the grass. 
“You got those two backwards,” you nod towards the parts in question in turn. “This goes here and this one there.” You show them on the manual, before returning it to a stunned Shane with a playful kiss to his cheek, and saunter away. 
“Damn, it’s true,” you hear him muttering. 
Carol and Lori are laughing at the men’s expressions of confusion and give you a silent round of applause to your amusement. 
Now that they’ve finally made actual sense of the instructions, Shane and Rick work quickly, assembling those parts and these parts. It gets more interesting for you after Shane decides to take off his shirt and expose his upper body. No matter how long you’ve been together, you don’t grow tired of seeing him like that. Shane is… rather shameless about showing off his body. He knows exactly what he does as he struts around, his shorts barely hanging onto his hips, the 22 pendant bouncing on his chest with his every move. You would hate him for looking this mouthwatering if you didn’t thoroughly enjoy every moment of watching him like that. That cocky, hot bastard. But he’s your cocky, hot bastard, so you can’t complain all that much. 
“Do you need another cocktail? Or maybe just a cold shower?” You hear Carol snicker before realizing that she’s talking to you, and see her winking at you. 
You don’t even pretend not to understand what she’s talking about, and just laugh with an unapologetic shrug. 
“He’s such a showoff,” you chuckle, the sound more fond than anything as you return your gaze to Shane and his glistening chest. 
You have to make a conscious effort to stop yourself from showing just how much the view truly affects you. If you were alone, you would get up right this moment and walk over to him and start licking the sweat off him, starting with his nipples. 
As the construction of the pool progresses, you try to keep up with the conversation, but ultimately, your eyes stray towards Shane more and more often with every stretch of his back or swipe over his torso with the previously discarded shirt. The last straw is after he’s drunk from his water bottle and Carl has told him something amusing, causing water to run down over his chest as he laughs.
Thankfully, they are finally done. Rick puts the hose inside the pool to start filling it, while Shane walks up the patio to slump down next to you. He smells of grass and sweat, and simply absolutely delicious.
He gets up after a minute to get himself something to drink, and you follow him under the guise of needing to make a phone call. As soon as you’re in the kitchen, you push Shane against the counter top and plaster yourself against him to take his lips in a hard kiss. Shane doesn’t seem surprised in the least, and grabs you by the hips, welcoming your tongue and pushing back. 
“You don’t get to shower until I’m done with you,” you tell him hotly and force yourself away from him before you do something you might regret doing in your friend’s house, Shane’s smug laugh following you back outside.
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I need a mental notepad that I can go back to whenever a good plot point hits me out of nowhere and I can't actually write it down. Because whenever I do sit down to write it, it's always either gone, or the vague memory isn't as good as the original.
241 notes - Posted August 3, 2022
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Angry sex with Shane, where you're riding him hard and fast, one hand over his throat and the other at the headboard that keeps slamming against the wall. Shane makes some sarcastic comment, earning him a sharp slap to the face. His eyes take up a dangerous glint. He sits up, grabs you by the hair and throws you off him. You try to regain your balance but Shane doesn't let you. He turns you on your stomach, pushes your face into the mattress and fucks back inside you. It's rough and delicious but he lets his hand wander too close to your mouth. You bite into the meat of where the thumb meets the wrist. He yelps loudly and moves up, so you're able to buck your hips and roll away from under him. It ends with the both of you on the floor, teeth biting at lips and fingers pulling at hair or squeezing a thigh roughly. You're panting, exhausted but satisfied, and the "I hate you" has never sounded sweeter.
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273 notes - Posted June 28, 2022
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