If my niece 🙅🏻♀️👩🏻🍼 comes out as 🌈 GAY🌈 I am SHIPPING HER OFF 🚂✈️📫to a 🏫 TROLBERG 🏫🚌 BOARDING SCHOOL 🚌 because you KNOW🧠👀 those girls there are 👅 F 🤞🏻R 🤯 E 😩 A 😍 K 💦 Y 🫦 and 🚫🚫🚫 NO 🚫🚫🚫niece of 👵🏻 MINE 👧🏻will miss out on the BIGGEST 👩❤️💋👩gay opportunity ever👩❤️💋👩
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I think this is the last time I’ll ever be able to get these shorts up over my fat ass… it took 5 whole minutes and I got a little sweaty.
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‘I’ll make a man out of you’ but it’s Liu Kang (I had a vision ok)
(thanks again to @/niku30_ on Instagram for the template for Liu’s tattoos. it really saved my life and time. 😭)
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Just a friendly reminder that Annabeth accidentally witnessed her older, big brother the boy she loved and trusted more than her own dad betray her and all she stood for and attack her friend.
Imagine how still she must’ve been in disbelief and pain.
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Food for the three Spy vs. Spy fans that follow me.
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Have not stopped thinking about this as a concept
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Hershey has been slapping the Reese’s branding on too many things! There’s confusion in the checkout line!
So great news, my family and I ranked all these Reese’s so you’ll never be stumped again!
THE MUTCHLER RANKING
1. Reese’s w/Reese’s Pieces
2. Reese’s w/Reese’s Puffs
3. Reese’s
4. Reese’s Crispy Crunch
5. Reese’s Pretzels
6. Reese’s Caramel
7. Reese’s Potato Chip
8. Reese’s Snack Cake
If there’s one thing to take away from this, avoid the Snack Cake at all costs
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