Y/N, literally having a casual conversation with sealed!Gojo like nothing had happened : ☺️
Gakuganji, knocks :
Sealed!Gojo : Ughh grandpa is here, isn’t he? 🙄
Y/N, sighs : Just don’t say or do anything, I’ll handle it. Be a normal box, okay?
Sealed!Gojo : Well I——
Y/N : Come in.
Sealed!Gojo : 🙄
[Gakuganji opens the door then enters]
Gakuganji : Y/N-san.
Y/N curtly nods : Principal Gakuganji.
Gakuganji, took a glance at the cursed box :
Gakuganji : Y/N-san, I’m here to talk about the lack of cohesion within the faculty.
Y/N, sarcastic : What do you mean about the lack of cohesion? no way 😧
Sealed!Gojo : [Hah everyone hates you!]
Gakuganji : We’re all jujutsu sorcerers, in the middle of a big crisis, you are supposed to support me.
Y/N : I don’t support suckups. 😐
Sealed!Gojo, basically fanboying : [Man, how I wanna see this with my own eyes so bad❗️❗️😔]
Gakuganji : Why is that box on your desk vibrating?
Sealed!Gojo : [You’re lucky that I can’t make this explode in your face, old man.]
Y/N : It’s a— it’s a— one of those electrical massager! Nothing else.
Gakuganji : Hmm anyway, I want the same support you gave to Gojo Satoru——
Y/N : I am not going to braid your hair and tell you that you’re pretty 😑 or in this case——your beard or those long eyebrows.
Sealed!Gojo : [HEY❗️❗️😠 that’s me and Y/N-Chan thing! Besties 5ever because it’s longer than 4!]
Gakuganji, ominously tapping the floor with his cane : Y/N-san, you are trying my patience.
Y/N : Bold of you to assume that I need to try.
Y/N : You’re not worth any of my effort whatsoever. ☺️
Gakuganji : You will regret this.
Y/N : I doubt it. 😑
Y/N : I’m not scared of you or any of your higher ups buddies, Gakuganji.
Sealed!Gojo, fanboying again : [THAT’S MY Y/N-CHAN❗️❗️❗️🥳😚]
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Yoshinobu Gakuganji and Y/n arguing.
Y/n: This exactly why you got no bitches through out your life,old bald virgin ass zombie-like grandpa!
Yoshinobu: You brat!
Y/n: Shut up, you cuss like your father, weak AND DEAD!
Gojo in the corner, laughing his ass off.
Yoshinobu: I'll show you-
Y/n: Show me what ? Your saggy ass ?!
Gojo laughing even harder.
Shoko about Gojo: He's enjoying this bit too much.
Yaga *face palming*: Yeah..
I think this gonna be part of the short story I'm writing ✍️, but I'm not sure, tho. It may make it longer than it was meant to be, If I add it.
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Day twenty-five | Id in alt
Gojo's proportions are insane.
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BALD GUY FIGHT MEGA TOURNAMENT ROUND 1
See all mega tournament polls here
Reasoning under cut
Yoshinobu Gakuganji
he’s an old man w a guitar and an avid hater. he’s serving cunt tbh
Benson
Lost a chinese game show and instantly went bald, and also please
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