#Yondu and The Secretary

[colormeyondublue]

My notifications have been blowing up lately! Huge thanks to the returning readers and new readers of Yondu and the Secretary. As I mentioned several months back - the fic is not entirely abandoned....just in a rough patch in life lately. I've even been thinking about how to construct new chapters...

#yondu udonta #gotg #marvel #michael rooker #ravager #yondu udonta x reader #i love my readers #love story #self insert #Yondu and the Secretary

[thetempleofthemasaigoddess]

Bellona’s videos masterlist - movies - part 2 (Harry Potter, MCU, X-men, Kingsman, Lost Boys, Bill and Ted...) (full)

The Avengers

Bruce Banner meets Natasha Romanov in Kolkata

Loki faces Black Widow

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

The Golden Daggers Club

Guardians of the Galaxy

“Bunch of jackasses standing in a circle”

Guardians of the Galaxy II

Drax and Mantis

Yondu Udonta’s funeral

Thor

Clint Barton/Hawkeye full appearance

Avengers: Age of Ultron

The Bartons

Captain America: Civil War

Natasha meets T’Challa in Vienna

Ant-Man

Scott Lang battles Falcon

Black Panther

Coronation of T’Challa - part one

Coronation of T’Challa - part two

Jabariland - part one

Jabariland - Part two

Avengers: Endgame

Clint loses his family

Scott Lang explains his plan

Clint travels back in time to see his family

Clint and Natasha arrive on Vormir

Natasha sacrifices herself for the Soul Stone

Tony Stark’s last message and funeral

Eternals

The legend of Ikaris

Ikaris, Kingo, Sersi and Sprite find Gilgamesh and Thena

Doctor Strange

The Ancient One fights Kaecilius and his zealots

Stephen meets Wong in the library

Mordo trains Stephen

Captain America: Winter Soldier

Elevator scene

First two meetings of Steve Rogers and Sam Wilson

Elevator Fight & Escape full scene

The Zemo cut - part one

The Zemo cut - part two

The Zemo cut - part three

Iron Man 3

Tony meets Harley

Captain America: The First Avenger

Steve Rogers meets doctor Erskine

The “Grenade!” scene

“Not a perfect soldier, but a good man”

The shield

The Marvels

Monica awakens in a parallel reality/Kamala recruits Kate Bishop

Kamala, Monica and Carol learn to control the switch

Carol, Monica and Kamala arrive on Aladna

*****

X-2: X-Men United

Jean and Storm meet Nightcrawler

The students escape from the Xavier Institute during Striker’s attack - part one

The students escape from the Xavier Institute during Striker’s attack - part two

X-Men: The Last Stand

Hank McCoy meets Jimmy (Leech)

Warren refuses the cure and escapes Worthington labs

X-men: Days of Future Past

The Future X-men

X-men Apocalypse

Nightcrawler vs. Angel

Scott arrives at the Xavier Institute

*****

Harry Potter

Harry meets Ollivander

First flying lesson with madame Hooch

Harry, Ron and Hermione fight the troll

Harry meets Voldemort (and Firenze) in the Forbidden Forest

The Chess Game

Harry meets Tom Riddle

Harry and Fawkes fight Tom Riddle and the Basilisk - part one

Harry and Fawkes fight Tom Riddle and the Basilisk - part two

Harry learns to cast a Patronus

*****

Olympus Has Fallen

Melissa Leo as Secretary of Defense Ruth McMillan

*****

Outlander

Kainan arrives on Earth

"SHIELDS!"

*****

The Kingsman

Oxford, Conrad and Shola fight Rasputin

Conrad’s birthrday

Eggsy arrives at the Kingsman’s headquarters

Eggsy and JB

“The most dangerous job interview in  the world” - part one

“The most dangerous job interview in  the world” - part two

“The most dangerous job interview in  the world” - part three

Eggsy vs. Gazelle

Eggsy’s table etiquette lesson with Harry

Meeting the Statesmen

*****

Lost Boys: The Tribe

Chris Emerson has a talk with Edgar Frog

Reverend Edgar Frog’s arsenal

Lost Boys - The Thirst

Alan is forced to drink vampire blood

Edgar visits Alan

Edgar & Alan Frog vs Peter “The Alpha”

“Now, Zoe, something I need to ask you…”

*bonus: Corey Feldman in Katy Perry's Last Friday Night

*****

Arrival  

Ian Donnelly’s narration

*****

King Arthur

Prologue - part one

Prologue - part two

The Knights’ funeral and Arthur and Gwenevere’s wedding

“Land of Bears, Land of Eagles” full scene

The Knights leave Hadrian’s wall for their last mission

*****

Pacific Rim

Prologue

Raleigh arrives at the Hong Kong Shatterdome and meets the other Jaegers

Hermann & Newt drift with baby Otachi

*****

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Bill and Ted recruit Sigmund Freud, Ludwig van Beethoven, Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc and Abraham Lincoln for their history report - part one

Bill and Ted recruit Sigmund Freud, Ludwig van Beethoven, Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc and Abraham Lincoln for their history report - part two

Bill and Ted recruit Sigmund Freud, Ludwig van Beethoven, Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc and Abraham Lincoln for their history report - part three

Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey

Bill and Ted battle Death

Bill and Ted Face the Music

Deacon and Missy’s wedding

Billie and Thea recruit Jimi Hendrix and Louis Armstrong for their fathers’ band - part one

Billie and Thea recruit Mozart for their fathers’ band

Billie and Thea recruit Ling Lun and Grom for their fathers’ band - part three

*****

Night Watch

Prologue

Anton meets Olga

Day Watch

Anton and Olga swap bodies

Anton’s confession to Svetlana

*****

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

Edgin and Holga's story - part one

Edgin and Holga's story - part two

*****

Bellona's masterlist

[mrblueyoudiditright]

I had no idea you added my fic to your list of favs! I am so honored and happy you like it! You’re the best!! 💙

Yeah, the list is pretty new, probably not even a week old (I got tired of not being able to find the fics on my blog even though I tagged them lol), and of course I had to add Yondu and the Secretary! It's so good! YOU'RE the best lol

#asks

[misfitgirlwrites]

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[eric-coldfire]

Finally cracked and watched Thor Ragnarok with the girlfriend...

Was it as bad I was led to believe. Turns out, no.

Okay so, Thor is captured in Muspelheim, and monologuing to a skeleton. How and why? No shut up, look at Thor being a goof as he’s dangling from a chain and cracking jokes to Sutur... one of if not THE big bad of the Thor side of the Marvelverse.

And que The Immigrant song cus Vikings... okay.

Cut to Skurge the Executioner trying to impress some prostitutes with a shakeweight. Why?

Skurge is the new keeper of the Bifrost because Heimdall left. Okay, this is all due to Loki running around as Odin. I’ll buy it... Loki just quoted a meme, and now I want to return it.

Odin is missing on Earth. Hi, Doctor Strange, you’re super cool. Sorry Thor is wrecking your stuff cus he’s been written to have the IQ of a frat house by a hack director. Oh and apparently between Age of Ultron and Ragnarok, Jane and Thor broke up, as someone who didn’t really like this adaptation of Jane, but liked how the whole point of TDW was to cement Thor on Earth to be its protector so he could be closer to her... that’s stupid. Like Spider-Man 3 levels of stupid, of building three movies to bring two people together finally, just to break them up.

So Odin is in Norway, spending the last days of his life in the land he and his people first visited. Quick exposition dump about Hela, she’s Thor’s sister, and that’s all Tabasco Wasabi could afford to keep Anthony Hopkins in the movie so he dies the way of the turtle from Kung Fu Panda.

Here comes Hela, Thor’s sister, which is total bullshit from a Mythology perspective, and totally pointless from a narrative one. And she’s the original wielder of Mjolnir, also bullshit.

Thor and Loki get smacked out of the Bifrost and that’s how they end up separated on Planet Goldblum. Sorry, Sakaar, the planet from the Planet Hulk storyline that a shameless carbon copy of the John Carter of Mars story but actually a good one.

Oh hai, not Valkyrie... why do I get the feeling there is going to be waaaaaay too much slapstick in this movie?

So our “hero”, drunk off her slave selling ass, gets to brutally murder like twenty people to establish badass credentials. Its not even like Yondu killing the mutinying Ravagers because, we previously saw how bad they are by siding with Taserface, these are just scavengers. Literal nobodies just rummaging around in the trash for food. Vino the Slaver is about as badass as a rogue Jedi murdering a bunch of younglings in a locked room.

Oh hey, Volstagg and Fandral, of the Warriors Three, hey do any of you know where Sif.... Okay, so two of the three most likeable support characters in Thor’s mythos are dead within five seconds of looking at Hela. They don’t even get to die in combat like Hogun, fighting to defend their homes and people.

Okay, Hela is the Goddess of Death... so why is her main gimmick pulling weapons out of her ass? Its not even like just spikes, she gives Skurge his signature battleaxe. By the way, Skurge, you’re supposed to be Enchantress’ toady, not Hela’s. You’re also supposed to be a stone cold.... Executioner, you joining Hela to save your own skin because you want “recognition”, just makes your heel turn at the end pointless.

Back on Planet Canto Bight. Wow, this movie is trying as hard to be funny as The Last Jedi, and being about as successful... not very.

Hi, support characters from the Planet Hulk storyline. Korg, why are you so fucking annoying? I remember your character in the animated Planet Hulk movie being... not so fucking annoying. Oh its because you’re the director, playing actor. That would explain it, well I know you’re so full of yourself you won’t kill this waste of rock at the end of this movie, but I hope Korg dies in Infinity War. Similarly in proportion to the secretary in Jurassic World.

So now we get to the square peg that is the Planet Hulk story mashed into the round hole that is the Thor movie. I mean, if you had to shove Planet Hulk in as a sub-plot to another Marvel movie because Universal wants to be a dick with the Hulk rights and the previous Hulk movies were less than stellar at the box office thus discouraging solo films, fine.... Guardians of the Galaxy is right there.

I mean, if I were to tell you about the first Guardians of the Galaxy and Thor movies, which one sounds like it be more believable to say “and then, they looked at a tv screen and see the Hulk fighting aliens in a Gladiator arena”?

So Vino the Slaver is a sub-human cunt who sells people into slavery to be put to death for the amusement of others so she can drown herself in booze to forget her past trauma. Holy shit, she’s Space Jessica Jones if her relationship with Luke Cage was waaaaaaaay worse.

Hulk and Thor have a smackdown which is admittedly pretty cool. Still would’ve been better if the Thor, Hulk was fighting, was Beta Ray Bill. Like again, cut to the GotG crew in a bar, Gamora watching the arena and comments how barbaric it is, we see lightning shooting out from something behind Hulk’s figure. Quill mentions how he’s got money on the lightning guy, then Hulk gets blasted aside and we see Beta Ray Bill. And just as the two are about to clash before the big shockwave causing hit, Rocket or someone calls the group out of the bar because he just got contacted about a job guarding some Anulax Batteries.

Back to a movie far inferior to GotG 2. So it turns out Odin was a great conquer who waged a bloody campaign against all the Nine Realms with Hela, but Hela got too ambitious when Odin wanted to be peaceful so she got imprisoned in Helheim... which we never see because she just shows up on Earth like 30 seconds after Odin dies. Stupid and nonsensical, but so is the rest of the movie, so I guess it fits.

So wait a minute, the last we see of Hulk is he’s in a Quinnjet on auto-pilot, flying away from Sokovia at the end of Age of Ultron. Some point after that, Hulk somehow ends up on the ass end of space, aping a shitty retelling of Planet Hulk? .... We’re not going to get any kind of explanation as to how Hulk got here, are we? You wanted Planet Hulk in this dumpster fire because people wanted a Planet Hulk movie, and you had no idea how to make it, so you literally just copy/pasted Hulk into a shitty Thor movie that was already pretending to be a shitty Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

Wow, Bruce is legit terrified of changing into the Hulk again because he’s been running around as Hulk for two years, he’s scared that he will cease to be if the Hulk ever regains control. That’s some legit character fear for Bruce... and here’s our protagonist, Thor, actively encouraging Bruce to change into the Hulk because “Hulk is needed more than Bruce Banner to help settle Asgardian family drama”. I’m not even going to chalk that up to Thor being a dick, I’ll just add that to the “Taika Waititi is a fucking moron who made this shit show in a vacuum without understanding Thor’s character at all”, pile.

Blablabla, Skurge has doubts. Blablabla, Loki is still a self-centered dick. Blablabla, Jeff Goldblum is weird.

So here we have a heart to heart between Thor and Loki, which I could chalk up as one of the few good moments of the movie.... if it wasn’t Thor encouraging Loki to stay on Sakaar because “it suits him”, so he could eventually replace the Grandmaster... as in guy in charge of the slave death pits.

Okay, so we just have to fly a ship through this big scary wornhole in the sky, and hope it take us back to Asgard. That’s a pretty unlikely longshot, this thing could spit you on Earth or right into Thanos’ lap, or.... I’m sorry, what is the name of the big scary wormhole? Seriously? Seriously, that’s the official name, not just local slang? Seriously?

And people wonder why I don’t want Tabasco Wasabi to be anywhere near a Boba Fett or another Marvel movie. I have no words.

So we’re back on Asgard to fight Hela, who is looking for Heimdall’s sword so it can open the Bifrost and she can lead her army of undead to conquer more realms. Does she not know that Odin’s scepter can also open the Bifrost? No? Guess the movie would’ve been shorter and had more tension and had actual stakes otherwise.

Why is the movie trying to make Bruce and Vino the Slaver as all buddy buddy? Please don’t tell me they’re trying to turn Vino the Slaver into Hulk’s love interest to replace Caiera from Planet Hulk. Oh god, I’m gonna be sick.

So this version of Thor has to realize after thousands of years of existing, “oh yeah, I have power over the weather and Mjolnir is just a tool/weapon”. Oh wait, this is trying to build up Thor in a “you’re more than just a (blank)” story... didn’t we already do that in Thor 1? Isn’t that his whole origin?

Hulk fighting Fenrir, alright, that’s cool. Ruined by Vino the Slaver continuing to exist. And why the fuck is The Immigrant song playing again, they already used it senselessly at the beginning. You’re not Guardians of the Galaxy, stop trying to be Guardians of the Galaxy. Bad enough you tried to sneak Pure Imagination into Thor’s acid trip hallucination. Thought I wouldn’t notice, but I did.

“We can’t beat Hela, as long as she’s on Asgard, her power is limitless.” Okay, so, activate the Bifrost, and drag Hela as far away from Asgard as possible. “Re-awaken Surter so he can destroy Asgard and thus destroy Hela”. That’s a terrible idea... “Asgard isn’t a place, its a people”, yes it is, its also a place... a very important place, very much needed to ensure the stability of the Nine Realms. If I recall, just losing the Bifrost from between Thor 1 and The Dark World, caused mass invasion of various realms. What’s a lack of Asgard going to do?

Okay, we know that Thanos has the real Infinity Gauntlet, but why does Odin have such an obvious fake? Is it just a placeholder for when he gets the real thing?

Also, wow, Hela’s undead army are bitches. They’re dying to armed civilians, I would’ve expected an undead army to be... I don’t know, unkillable? You’re not a Goddess of Death just because you’re good at killing people by throwing sharp objects at them. By Hela’s account, Bullseye could be a God of Death.

Skurge ditches Hela, shocker. Skurge turns on Hela and kills her bitch ass soldiers, shocker. Skurge dies pointlessly from Hela throwing a knife at him, oh nooooo, he was such an important character that contributed nothing.

Asgard is destroyed, Thor is finally King of Asgard’s refugees, Korg jokes about carrying the dead body of his friend for some reason only to realize he’s still alive, and they’re heading back to Earth, cut to some abrupt credits. Followed by a Thanos teaser for mid-credits, and a waste of an end credits scene, which feels like those two should’ve been switched.

So that was Thor Ragnarok, easily the worst Marvel movie made, that somehow tricked millions into thinking it was good and fooled enough people to get a 90% freshness score. Maybe one day it’ll be like Prometheus, where people will look back and think “wow... that was fucking awful, what were we thinking praising that? Humanity must’ve had a collective stroke that day.”

The humor falls flat attempting to cover for a plot with more holes in it than a drug dealer that just met Frank Castle. Where previous Thor movies skimmed through pages of Norse Mythology to find way to integrate it, this feels like Taiki used it to wipe his ass. Planet Hulk is an amazing Hulk story, but its nothing but a hindrance to pad out a poorly planned out Thor story about the Norse Apocalypse. Were I as invested in Thor’s character as much as say Luke Skywalker, this travesty would be on par with the Last Jedi trainwreck, in terms of lore butchering and character assassination. But as I am not, its just an extraordinarily badly made Marvel movie, easily belonging in the bottom of the barrel.

#Marvel #Thor Ragnarok #ugh I don't even drink #but I feel like I need one after that #well at least after all of Taiki Waititi work in Ragnarok #only Thor's haircut carries over into Infinity War #small miracles

[ill-be-istj-if-no-one-else-is]

Tagged by: @neon-lake

Gender: Female

Birthday: February

Last movie seen: The Last Jedi

What do you post/reblog: on this blog, MBTI and enneagram; on my main really who’s to say

Last thing you Googled: brownie recipe

Favorite blog: I don’t really have a favorite

Dream job: Secretary of Energy (real), President of Physics (exists only in xkcd)

Dream trip: world-wide trip! But more realistically, Australia

What would be your first entry in a new diary: "clearly my many abandoned prior diaries have taught me nothing”

Top 3 things you love about yourself: I’m a pretty good cook, I’m resilient, I’m a fast reader

3 things you wish you knew how to do: speak multiple languages, cross-country ski, sew well and also not hate sewing

Something you wish you had discovered/invented first: tempted to just make a Mean Girls toaster strudel joke here...I have no idea

3 qualities you like in a person: intelligence, compassion, humor

3 qualities you dislike in a person: hypocrisy, cruelty, condescension

Favorite planet: weirdly despite being obsessed with space as a kid I never picked a favorite

A resolution you make every year: None; I tend to make resolutions along similar themes each year (eg, one fitness-related one) but I switch up the specifics

Something you’re better at than most people: math

Something you’re worse at than most people: swallowing pills

Favorite thing about tumblr: variety, has exposed me to books/movies/comics I wouldn’t have otherwise checked out

Least favorite thing about tumblr: like most social media there is not a good way to take down harassment, hate speech, or misinformation

Weapon of choice: Yondu’s head arrow, the coolest weapon of all time, but realistically probably a gun? I have no weapons proficiency

Something not many people know about you: I’ve experienced the NYC nightmare of having my air conditioner fall out the window (fortunately not onto anyone; my window faces an interior alley)

Favorite means of transport: depends on where I’m going but I actually do enjoy highway driving and rural driving a lot. I hate city driving though.

Favorite story: This post is long as shit, ask me

Chicken or egg: Eggs have existed before there were chickens; I would rather eat chicken right now though

Something that always makes you laugh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENxbcvUXfnM; the Smooth Criminal and Ice Cream Paint Job vines tend to work as well

What is the strangest thing about you: honestly not much, I’m a proud boring bitch

You get to switch places with someone for a day, who is it and why: Much as I’d like to control the actions of someone in power and like...be competent, I wouldn’t trust most world leaders in my place so if we’re talking a Freaky Friday scenario, pass.

Actually tagging people though feel free to pass as this is long:

@lophiusdragon, @the-knights-who-say-ni, @azenta, and anyone elsewho wants!

#not mbti #tag post

[weapon13whitefang]

Baby, I Want You Back - GotG Meredu AU

Oh baby, give me one more chance (To show you that I love you) Won’t you please let me back in your heart Oh darlin’, I was blind to let you go (Let you go, baby) But now since I’ve seen you it is on (I want you back)

The elders in Cole Wood, Missouri will never forget the day Meredith Quill - once the town’s strange if not adored newly pregnant single mother - broke a plate over Yondu Udonta’s - the once rebellious and law-defying and mohawk-sporting punk rock biker - head at Nova Diner when he made a rather raunchy comment about her then-new pregnancy.

Now - eight years later - Meredith is the newest secretary hire at Cole Wood Sheriff’s Department… And the current pain in the ass for town sheriff, Yondu Udonta and his deputy sheriff, Kraglin Obfonteri… Oh but don’t worry, the elders will say. There’s a story behind every story in Cole Wood.

AKA I just really like the cute idea of Yondu being a cop after growing out of a wild stage, but he’s still a snarky asshole of a guy at times. Meredith and he were once friends. But when she gets pregnant, Yondu is jealous and upset over it and makes a really unnecessary and crude comment about her being pregnant. So Meredith - being the oh so sensible midwestern woman she is - angrily calls him out and proceeds to bash a plate over his head in front of a good chunk of the town.

Fast forward and Yondu is now the badass snarky and gruff sheriff and Meredith - needing a job with better pay and hours and insurance - lands a job as the newest secretary to the CWSD… And works with Yondu. Whom she hasn’t seen much or spoken to at all since the Nova Diner incident.

And just quirky, awkward, love-hate romance everywhere sounds cute! And little bitty Peter with a secret pet Raccoon named Rocket that gets loose at the station and just cuuute shit… But of course, some feels here or there ;)

#guardians of the galaxy #human!yondu #yondu udonta #meredith quill #meredu #peter quill #michael rooker #laura haddock #wyatt oleff #chris pratt

[amupdates]

Alex Merced - Libertarian as Starlord Joshua Smith For LNC Chair 2018 as Drax Resa Willis as Mantis Becky Brill (My Wife) as Gamora Brian Waddell - Libertarian Party as Groot Larry Sharpe for New York as Yondu Caryn Ann Harlos for LNC Secretary Jesse M. Fullington as Rocket Racoon

[colormeyondublue]

Hey everyone. A couple of announcements for those who are still around and who might still follow me.

-I am going to take a little time away from tumblr and other social media platforms. Due to some life stuff going on, I still haven't had the opportunity to see GOTG Vol 3. I am starting to run into spoiler snippets all over the Internet, and I'm sure tumblr won't be an exception. Due to that, I won't be back until I've been able to see the movie myself.

- I am going to take an indefinite hiatus from Yondu and the Secretary. So many things have come up, and my priorities are constantly adapting and changing, I just have not had the time to sit down and write. I don't want to aimlessly throw words into my story, as it really does mean a lot to me. When and if I come back to Yondu and the Secretary, I want to continue to work hard at it. My sincere apologies on this front, as I don't tend to like it when fic writers abandon their stories - yet I find myself doing the same. Thank you for all the love and support you guys have shown for my content...you guys have been so awesome. Truly.

#yondu udonta #gotg #marvel #michael rooker #ravager #yondu x reader #yondu and the secretary #yondu #fanfic #gotg fanfiction #mcu #love #rooker #centaurian #kraglin #earth #kraglin obfonteri #gotg fic

[colormeyondublue]

Just popping in to say hi. I'm still alive. Complications with my life are ongoing. Stay tuned...

#yondu udonta #gotg #marvel #michael rooker #ravager #yondu x reader #yondu and the secretary #yondu #fanfic #gotg fanfiction #personal issues #personal

[colormeyondublue]

Wow, it's been a while!! I know I've kind of left Yondu and the Secretary hanging. I have been so incredibly busy and very stressed out lately. I will say that my husband and I have recently bought a house! There are still many hurdles to jump over, and closing won't happen until early next month. At this point in my writing journey, i need to start fresh and find the best routes possible to take this story. That being said, I am going to officially take a short break to get my hectic life in order and move into this new house. Don't worry, I've promised before and I'll promise again, I am not done writing Yondu and the Secretary! I may posts pictures of the new place down the road. Haven't decided yet. I'll keep y'all posted!

#yondu udonta #gotg #marvel #michael rooker #ravager #yondu x reader #yondu and the secretary #yondu #fanfic #gotg fanfiction

[colormeyondublue]

You’re watching a movie with Yondu! Which movie are you watching????

GO!

#yondu udonta #gotg #marvel #michael rooker #ravager #yondu x reader #yondu and the secretary #fanfic #yondu #gotg fanfiction

[colormeyondublue]

Chapter 17: A Big Idea

Chapter 16 Here 

Hours turn into days in your old house with Yondu. He has learned a lot recently. Your mom has also learned a lot about space and the expansions of our universe. You all take turns telling stories each night after dinner. Any story that Yondu tells is always translated through you, so some of the more crass details are censored. Yondu shoots you a couple “what the hell?” looks as you pick your words carefully, and you shoot a couple innocent looks and a nudge him back. Your mom tells him stories of when you were young, before your father passed. You begin to notice him smiling more as he hears more about you and your sister playing, fighting and just plain goofing off. He doesn’t mention it, but you know that smile is from his mind wandering back to when Quill and Kraglin were kids. Family is family, no matter where you’re from.

One cold and rainy fall afternoon you find yourselves playing Uno on the floor. Uno was the best choice of terran game to show Yondu how to play. Although the numbers on the cards he didn’t quite understand at first, the shapes and colors were easy for him to pick up on. Needless to say, he beat you on multiple occasions. After another hand, you lay back on the floor and let out a sigh.

“I am so bored! I need to get out of this house. I want to see how much my planet has changed in the past three years. But I don’t want to leave you here by yourself.”

“Why? I can handle maself just fine.” He says as he begins putting the cards back in the box.

“No, it’s not that…for one thing, its rude of me to just leave you to go do my own thing. Secondly, it’s not safe for me to just leave you here alone. What if someone comes along and sees you?”

“Well...I dunno. If someone sees me, I’m sure we can come up with some sorta explanation. Tell ‘em it’s a costume ‘er somethin’.” He shrugs.

“A costume?” You ponder. Just then, it hits you. “A COSTUME! Yondu! That’s it! You are a genius!” You tackle him to the floor and kiss him all over his face.

He begins to laugh as you assault him with kisses. “What the heck did I say?”

“First, let me go check the calendar…I need to make sure we can pull this off.” You dash from the room and slide onto the kitchen floor. Yondu hears some rummaging around before you gasp loudly.

“YES!” You yell.

You run back to the living room and pull out your mom’s laptop. You type away with haste and smack the enter key with enthusiasm. After a few clicks, a huge smile spreads across your face.

“Honey, would ya just spit it out already?!”

You spin the laptop around on your lap and giggle excitedly. “Costumes! This is our way out for a night! Look, every fall here on Terra, there comes a special holiday that we celebrate. It’s called Halloween. On Halloween everyone goes out in dressed up in costumes. The possibilities are limitless! Cute, scary, bloody, pop culture, and sci-fi! I can paint my skin another color and we can both go out in our Ravager uniforms as space pirates! This is too perfect! You and me can go to this place called Six Flags, it’s an amusement park! Every year they have this event called “Fright Fest”. We will look totally awesome, blend right in, and have a great time!”

Yondu eyes the screen in your hands and then looks up at you. “Ya sure about this? There'll be lotsa of terrans there, right?”

“Well, sure. But we will be dressed up for Halloween. I promise this is totally fool proof. The only thing is, you can’t talk to anyone. Which won’t be a problem at all. Most humans don’t think any other races from space exist anyway, so no one will suspect a thing! This will work, I promise!”

“Hmm…well, this is your planet. I trust you, but I still think we should have a plan in place just in case anythin’ goes wrong.”

“Yes, we can absolutely do that, I agree. Does that mean you’ll go?!”

“Yeah, yeah…I guess I’ll go along with ya.” He smirks up at you.

“Yes! Oh, Yondu…you are the best!” You throw the laptop to the side and push him to the floor with a deep kiss. He kisses you back with a smile on his lips, and reaches around to squeeze your ass. A low rumble vibrates from his chest. He pulls away from you momentarily to ask, “Speaking of that fine ass, when am I gonna get some a’ that?”

“Soon, I promise. We just really haven’t had a good chance. And trust me, I’ve been thinking about it too.”

The next day you spend getting your outfit together. It really isn’t too hard, you just clean up your ravager leathers and make sure your boots and badge are super clean. Once you are dressed, you start on your makeup. The night before, you asked your mom to look around to see if she could find some blue foundation or costume paint and some red contacts while she was out. Luckily, she came back with a few different shades, and the perfect red contact lenses. You spend your time working on your makeup, making sure to pay attention to coverage, blending, and contour. You tie your hair up in a braided updo and finish blending the paint around your neck and hairline. When you’re just about done, you pop in the contact lenses and throw on some eyelashes. A spritz of your favorite perfume, and you’re done! As you take a step into your bedroom and check yourself in the full-length mirror in the corner, you hear the door creak open. Your eyes dart up, and you catch an almost perfect matching pair of crimson eyes staring back at you. He doesn’t say a word, he just stares at you, eyebrows raised.

You break the tension after a few moments. “So, I’m all dressed! What do you think?”

Yondu takes a few steps into the room and clears this throat, “Ya look…unbelievable. I mean, I love the way ya look usually…but this is…damn. Wow. Turn around fer me sugar.”

You giggle and slowly turn in a circle so he can see the entire ensemble. “Do I look like a convincing Centuarian?”

“Well, from what I remember, Centuarian’s ‘er naturally bald, but ya look just perfect to me.”

“Yeah, not gonna happen, I love my hair.” You laugh.

“So…when are we headed out?” Yondu asks as he continues to look you over.

“In just a few minutes! I just need to grab our tickets I printed online and then we can go. OH! And a couple things. No blasters. Those are gonna have to stay here. You can bring your arrow, but only use it for emergencies! No showing off.” You wink as him as you gather your things.

Yondu gasps sarcastically. “Me?! A showoff? Who told you a damn thing like that?”

You nudge his shoulder and give him a quick kiss before you both head down the stairs for your big night out.

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Chapter 16: Movie Night

Chapter 15 Here

Your eyes open the next morning, and you find yourself in a daze. Once your vision clears, you sit up straight. You’re in your room. You look around, and you can see sunlight drifting through the blinds in the window. Everything looks normal, but where’s Yondu? Yondu. You begin to panic a little bit. You look down to see a tank top and a pair of your old athletic shorts. No. Is my mind trying to fuck with me? Those three years did happen. I lost everything, but I gained so much. Yondu, where the hell is Yondu. I did not make him up. I did not make up the Ravagers. I was taken. You begin to breathe a little bit heavier. Just then, your door creeps open. It’s your mom.

“Hey sweetie. I just wanted to make sure you were doing okay. Can I get you anything? Where’s your friend? Uh – boyfriend?”

“You mean Yondu?”

“Yes, right. Yondu.”

“Oh thank God! For a moment I thought I had fallen into a coma and the past three years was some insane fever dream. I’m not sure where he went, I just woke up. Bathroom maybe? I’ll go look.”

You make your way down the hall to the bathroom, but don’t see a light on. You push the door open, and see no one. Then you decide that maybe he went downstairs to raid the fridge. You hurry down the stairs and head toward the kitchen when you see a blue figure standing on the back porch. You let out a breath you’ve been holding and smile. I knew I couldn’t have dreamt up someone like him. He’s still wearing the pajamas you gave him last night. A simple white t-shirt and flannel pants. You decide to grab your robe and join him outside.

“’Mornin’ sweetheart.” He says with a big smile. You softly kiss him and look out across the hills behind your house.

“How long have you been out here?” you ask.

“Mmmm… couple hours maybe? Weather sure feels nice, and I wanted to see what your house looked like in the day time. Seen some more critters too.”

“I would be worried if we lived in a neighborhood. Thank the stars we don’t.” You huff out a laugh. I’m gonna head inside and help mom with breakfast, you hungry?”

“Yeah, I’m hungry. Never had terran food b’fore.”

“I promise you’ll like it. I’ve seen you eat some really questionable things on the Eclector – what we eat here shouldn’t be a problem for you.” You say with a hint of sarcasm.

“Sounds good ta me. Lead the way honey.”

You start a pot of coffee and your mom puts the kettle on in case anyone wants tea. You turn on the tv for Yondu, and show him which buttons are important on the remote before you leave him to his own devices. When breakfast is about ready, you return to the living room and are surprised to find Yondu in the armchair watching Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. His eyes are glued to the tv.

Chuckling to yourself, you tell Yondu that breakfast is ready.

“Hey, do you want to come pick some stuff out, or should I make you a plate?” You ask.

Without his eyes moving an inch, he asks you about the movie. Clearly dumbfounded.

“What is this? What am I looking at right now?”

“It’s a movie about Pirates…terran pirates. But it’s totally fictional. I mean, stuff like that did happen a couple hundred years ago, but there are no such things as curses or walking skeleton people.” You laugh.

“I like it. I like it a lot. It almost reminds me of some ‘a the boys back on the ship. This is what ya’ll watch for entertainment?”

“Some people do, yeah. There are all kinds of movies and TV shows. Some are made for entertainment and others are made for education. We can watch more later if you want? The possibilities are endless when it comes to this stuff. You keep watching your movie, Captain, and I’ll go get you a plate.” You nudge his shoulder with your hip when you turn away. Yondu breaks his gaze from the tv just long enough to give your ass a playful smack as you’re heading back to the kitchen, earning himself a squeal and plenty of giggling.

After breakfast, you give Yondu a proper tour of the house. You showed him all of the rooms and all of the places in the house that are special to you. Story upon story comes flowing out, and your brain jumps from memory to memory. He just watches you ramble and it dawn on him that terrans get so attached to things. Things that have both good and bad memories. He wonders if you have these kinds of attachments to the Eclector…or maybe to him? He does his best to ask a question or two, but he prefers to let you get lost in thought. He hasn’t quite seen you this open or vulnerable, but he really likes it. Your planet is beginning to open new windows into who you are.

The afternoon floats by peacefully. After a walk through the woods and a late lunch you decide to come back inside to relax the evening away. You hop in the shower and then show Yondu how it works when you're done. When you’re both comfortable you head back downstairs and let Yondu look at what movies your mom has. He can’t really read the titles, so he goes off what the cover looks like. You head to the kitchen to make some chocolate-peanut butter popcorn.

“What’s this?” Yondu asks as he picks up a couple pieces.

“It’s really good. We used to make it as kids. Give it a try.”

Your hand flies up to Yondu’s mouth just before he pops a few pieces into his mouth.

“What?” He eyes you suspiciously.

“This has peanuts in it. If you start to feel weird or puffy, TELL ME. Okay?”

“Are peanuts poison or somethin’?!” He exclaims.

“No, no, no…but some terrans are allergic to them. Just wanna play it safe is all.” You chuckle.

“Oh…well alright.” He takes a bite and chews thoughtfully for a moment. “I don’t know what a peanut is, but this stuff is damn good!”

“See?! Told ya.”

Yondu shows you what movie he chose for the night, and you couldn’t be happier with his decision.

You pop the movie into the DVD player and giggle excitedly as you snuggle up with him on the couch. Your mom has already gone to bed, and you have the living room to yourselves.

“Honestly, I cannot believe you picked Star Wars, but I could not be more thrilled with your choice. I hope you like it. You already know, humans don’t know much about life outside our solar system. As far as my people are concerned, no one else is out there. So, that being said, we sort of came up with some of our own ideas as to what could be out there. This is totally fictional, so don’t get upset if none of this is as accurate as you would like it to be. Because it won’t be.” You say with a smile.

As the movie begins, Yondu seems to be paying very close attention. He loves the music, and doesn’t mind the dialogue too much.

“The clothes ain’t bad…but I sure as hell wouldn’t wear that travelin’. Come ta think of it, I wouldn’t wear that at all!”

You giggle at each of his comments, and enjoy yourself through the movie more than you thought you would.

“So – lemme get this straight. Them ‘Jedi’ of sorts are supposed ta be able ta move things with their minds?” He asks.

“Yes, it’s called the force. There’s more to it than that, but yes. The Jedi live by a certain code, like Ravagers do. They are trained by other Jedi masters to use the force for good and their weapon of choice is the light saber. See? Luke has a blue one.”

“Hmm…I do like this Hans Solo guy. He’s got the right idea on how ta handle things.”

After a few more comments on Yoda looking weird, Chewy resembling somebody he beat up in a bar once, the Death Star being a stupid engineering idea, and how horrible those blasters are, the movie ends.

“Hey, it’s pretty late. I think I’m gonna head to bed. Want to come with?” You ask.

“Yeah, sure honey. I’m gonna step out and give Krags a call and I’ll meet ya upstairs.” He kisses your forehead and squeezes your butt as you head upstairs.

"Would you leave my ass alone?!" You laugh.

"Can't do it sugar, can't do it." Yondu flashes you a devilish smile as you disappear from sight.

He quietly steps out the back sliding door to make his call. Krags picks up almost instantly. “Yessir, howsit goin’ down on Terra?”

“Not too bad. Learnin’ a lot, her momma seems ta like me…I think. As far as I know we plan on staying a couple weeks as long as nothin’ changes on either end. How is everything goin’ with you?”

“Had a little disagreement among the men on some M-ship maintenance, but it wasn’t nothin’ I couldn’t get sorted. Keepin’ an eye on radar too. Wanna make sure them terrans don’t pick up nothin’ from us. The last thing we need is Nova Prime breathin’ down our necks.” Kraglin sighs.

“Yeah…yer right. Ain’t given them much thought lately. Thanks fer keepin’ everything together Krags.”

“No problem, sir. Let me know if there is anything else I can do fer ya.”

“Will do.”

With that, the comm cuts out.

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Yondu and The Secretary

Chapter 1: Opportunity

Chapter 2 Here 

Krylor. A big, pink planet. That's where Yondu’s clan has stopped to meet a buyer for some loot they stole a few days prior. The buyer just so happens to be your boss. You were an employee at a pawn shop in one of the larger shopping districts. You’d been there for about three years after you escaped a trafficking ship. The work wasn’t too hard...just inventory, sales, and filing information. Your boss was Krylorian. Kind of an ass, but nothing you weren’t used to from working back on Earth. This was your life now. While taking inventory in the back, you heard the bell on the front door ring. You peek around the corner to see two Ravagers standing in the doorway. You cautiously walk toward the front of the store. You’ve only heard about ravagers, but you’ve never met any before.

One of them was tall and lean with brownish, salt and pepper hair. He looked human, but you knew that couldn’t be right. There weren’t many humans off Earth, let alone on Krylor. You assumed Xandarian. The other was something you’ve never seen before. But you knew exactly what he was: Centaurian. You had found a few books in the pawn shop about that race and their history, and you found them fascinating. This one in particular was a little older, but incredibly handsome. You had to remind yourself not to stare, and you politely approached them. “Hi, is there something I can help you with?” The Centaurian looks you up and down with a mischievous grin. “Hey doll, we’re here to meet with Mr. Luxi. He around?” “Oh, yes of course. I think he’s in his office. I’ll let him know you’re looking for him. Do you mind if I ask your name?” “Sure, tell him Yondu’s here – for our deal.” “Okay, I’ll go and get him then.” You turn and head toward to the back to tell your boss about these guests. Your boss thanks you for notifying him, and he heads out front to greet the Ravagers. You are very curious as to why your boss is dealing with Ravagers, and you decide to stay in the back close enough to the doorway to hear what they are talking about. To be honest, it’s nothing interesting. The Ravagers stole something and they’re selling it to your boss. That’s about the gist of it. But then, comes something interesting. You hear the leaner ravager say to the Centuarian, “Yondu”, he said his name was, “Cap’n, to be honest, I really think we should get someone on the crew to help keep our buyer’s info in order. It would sure help me out, and free up some of our time. It would make jobs easier too.” Yondu replies, “I guess that could help, but none a them boys is bright enough to do anything like that, and some of ‘em we can’t really trust not to cross us on our payouts.” “Well, maybe we could find someone? I dunno, all I know is having some kind of assistant to take care of the petty work could be nice.” “Well, yeah, I can see that. Why don’t we put something out and see if someone bites?” Yondu says, and they both walk out the front door into the night air. Your eyes grow wide. They need an assistant? Like…a secretary or something? This could be my ticket out of here! You grab your jacket and dash out the back door. You run around to the front of the building and look down the street for the Ravagers. You see them both casually walking down the sidewalk away from the store. You rip out of the alley as fast as you can toward them. Hearing fast footsteps approaching, Yondu whirls to face you, hand on his duster exposing his arrow. Just as he purses his lips to let out a threatening whistle, he stops himself. “It’s that girl from the pawn shop.” Kraglin says. You catch up to them, breathing heavily. “Sorry…I am not a runner.” You chuckle. “I used to ride horses back home, I let them do the running…turns out they don’t have horses on Krylor. You laugh, trying to ease the tension on their faces. “Whatsa horse?” Kraglin asks. “Nevermind.” You say plainly. “Anyway, I ran after you guys because you said something about needing an assistant? I can do that. I want to do that. I used to be an Administrative Assistant back on Earth, or Terra as you guys call it out here. I wanted to take you up on that. Trust me, I can take a load off your plates.” “How much ya want?” Yondu asks flatly. “Uhh…well…honestly I don’t know. I just want to get off this planet. Just shoot me an offer I guess.” You shrug. Yondu and Kraglin turn to discuss the matter a little more privately. After a few moments they turn back to you. “Alright girl, ya got the job. Free room and board, free meals, and uniforms. We’ll discuss units when we get back to the ship.” You smile at them. “Fine by me! Just get me out of here. I need to run back upstairs to grab a few things and I’ll be back down.” You high tail it back to the little apartment above the shop where you stayed. You quickly pack a bag of your favorite clothes and a few other items, leave your resignation notice on the shop’s front desk for your boss, and head back toward where you left the two Ravagers. “Alright, let’s do this.” You say to them.

Following the two of them through the streets for a while you dodge people in the crowd. They move fast, and you figured out pretty quick that you were going to need to really pay attention to them to prevent from getting lost, or lose this opportunity. Finally, the crowd begins to clear. You look up ahead between the Ravager’s shoulders to see a small M-Ship docked among a half dozen other’s. They must have brought it here from their main ship. There’s no way these guys are operating out of a little M-Ship. The commute is short to the main ship off Krylor. As you silently board the huge Ravager ship with them, the nervous thoughts hit you, What am I doing?! I’m running off with two total strangers! Ravagers no less. I really hope this wasn’t a mistake…

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Sorry about how long it's been taking me between chapters of Yondu and the Secretary...I've been trying to finish up the next chapter today but my computer is having some issues. Ughhhhh

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