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gwendolynlerman · 2 years

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Non-English songs that I listen to

To celebrate 4,000 followers (😯, thank you so much!!), I have decided to post a list of non-English songs that I listen to. Most of them are in my target languages, but I like some songs of which I don't understand a word 😅

Albanian

Lejla by Elvana Gjata ft. Capital T and 2PO2

Arabic

السيّدة النّصر/Doña Victoria by Raja Meziane

مية و خمسين (Miyye W Khamsin) by Nancy Ajram

يا حبيبي (Ya Habibi) by Mohamed Ramadan & Gims

Armenian

Յարխուշտա (Yarkhushta) by Sevak Amroyan

Catalan

30 dies sense cap accident by Els Amics de les Arts

Ara, aquí, present by Blaumut

Heroïnes de la fosca nit by el Diluvi

Història d’Espanya (explicada pels espanyols) by Brams

Huracà by Sense Sal amb Txarango

Jennifer by Els Catarres

Semblava que fossis tu by Els Amics de les Arts

Sóc d’un país by Brams

Telepàtic by Minova

Tornarem by Lax’n’busto

Un secret que t’havia de dir by Brams

Franco-Provençal

La Tita Eun Vacanse by Le Digourdì

French

Alien by Louane Emera

Alors on danse by Stromae

C’est la vie by Khaled

Chez nous by Patrick Fiori

Dès que le vent soufflera by Renaud

En chantant by Louane Emera

Je te déteste by Vianney

Je vais t’aimer by Louane Emera

Je veux by ZAZ

Je vole by Louane Emera

Jour 1 by Louane Emera

La Marseillaise (It’s the French hymn, but I love it 😂)

La vie est belle by Indochine

Maman by Louane Emera

Papaoutai by Stromae

Sur ma route by Black M

Tous les mêmes by Stromae

Tu vas me manquer by Maître Gims

Vois sur ton chemin by Les Choristes

Galician

Terra by Tanxugueiras

Gaulish

Epona by Eluveitie

German

99 Luftballons by NENA

194 Länder by Mark Forster

Atemlos durch die Nacht by Helene Fischer

Auf uns by Andreas Bourani

Copacabana by IZAL

Die Liebe lässt mich nicht by Silbermond

Drei Uhr Nachts by Mark Forster, LEA

Feuerwerk by Wincent Weiss

Geboren um zu leben by Unheilig

Ich lass für dich das Licht an by Revolverheld

Irgendwie, irgendwo, irgendwie by NENA

Ist da jemand by Adel Tawil

Je ne parle pas français by Namika

Legenden by Max Giesinger

Leichtes Gepack by Silbermond

Nur ein Herzschlag entfernt by Wincent Weiss

Nur für dich by Wise Guys

Sag mir was du willst by Clueso

Schon okay by JEREMIAS

Traum by CRO

Übermorgen by Mark Forster

Wer kann da denn schon nein sagen by Feuerherz

Wir sind frei by Berge

Greek

Όνειρό μου (Oniro mou) by Γιάννα Τερζή (Yianna Terzi)

Irish

D’Aon Ghuth Amháin by Seo Linn

Italian

Non mi avete fatto niente by Ermal Meta, Fabrizio Moro

Non è vero by The Kolors

Latin

City of the Dead by Eurielle

Mandarin

作勢裝腔 by 張韶涵 Angela Zhang

倒數 by 鄧紫棋 G.E.M.

天亮以前說再見 by 曲肖冰

我的歌聲裡 by 曲婉婷

是他不配 by 孫盛希 Shi Shi

淒美地 by 郭頂 Guo Ding

蓋亞 by 林憶蓮 Sandy Lam

裝醉 by 張惠妹 aMEI

諷刺的情書 by 田馥甄 Hebe Tien

陽光宅男 by 周杰倫 Jay Chou

Mongolian

Yuve Yuve Yu by The HU

Russian

Бадола by Альбина и Фати Царикаевы

Жить by DJ SMASH, Полина Гагарина & Егор Крид

Ищи не ищи by Ирина Круг

Когда рядом ты by Винтаж

Май by Клава Кока

На Титанике by Лолита

Не любовь by Ханна

Не пара by Потап и Настя

Небеса Европы by Александр Рыбак

Прованс by Ёлка

Прогулка by Земфира

Я свободен by Кипелов

Rusyn

Štefan by Hrdza

Slovene

Hvala, ne! by Lea Sirk

Spanish

20 de enero by La Oreja de Van Gogh

Abrázame by La Oreja de Van Gogh

Adiós by La Oreja de Van Gogh

Como un par de girasoles by La Oreja de Van Gogh

Cuéntame al oído by La Oreja de Van Gogh

Cuídate by La Oreja de Van Gogh

Deseos de cosas imposibles by La Oreja de Van Gogh

Dices by Selena Gomez

Dulce locura by La Oreja de Van Gogh

El 28 by La Oreja de Van Gogh

El mismo sol by Álvaro Soler

El universo sobre mí by Amaral

El último vals by La Oreja de Van Gogh

Él no soy yo by Blas Cantó

Geografía by La Oreja de Van Gogh

Hacia lo salvaje by Amaral

Inmortal by La Oreja de Van Gogh

Jueves by La Oreja de Van Gogh

La esperanza debida by La Oreja de Van Gogh

La playa by La Oreja de Van Gogh

Llévame muy lejos by Amaral

Marta, Guille, Sebas y los demás by Amaral

Más by Selena Gomez

Mon amour by La Oreja de Van Gogh

Moriría por vos by Amaral

París by La Oreja de Van Gogh

Pop by La Oreja de Van Gogh

Puedes contar conmigo by La Oreja de Van Gogh

Rosas by La Oreja de Van Gogh

Sirenas by La Oreja de Van Gogh

Soledad by La Oreja de Van Gogh

Te necesito by Amaral

Un año sin ver llover by Selena Gomez

Un mundo mejor by La Oreja de Van Gogh

Vestido azul by La Oreja de Van Gogh

#langblr #albanian #arabic #armenian #catalan #franco-provençal #french #german #greek #irish #italian #latin #mandarin #mongolian #russian #rusyn #slovene #spanish

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watermelonsugacry · 2 years

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Hi, I saw that in the princess era you said that 1dbandmate!yn wrote secret songs and sold them to other artists, and since this is a fanfic I imagine her writing songs like Girl Crush from Little Big Town and selling them, If Only by Dove Cameron or writing Camila Cabello's Bad Kind of Butterflies around the time she was dating Matthew. After all that I just wanted to ask what songs would you say she wrote and sold. (Sorry if anything is incoherent, English is not my first language)

Anon: You said 1dbandmate!yn wrote secret love songs and sold them to other artists, could we know what some of those songs were?? Please 🙏🙏🙏

oooh fun ok ok so let's break down a few of them

Girl Crush by Little Big Town

written 2013, sold in 2015

this was during the time when H was dating Taylor Swift

the first time YN truly felt that she was losing him in someway (we all know that's not gonna happen)

realizing for the first time that she likes H more than just a friend/band mate

I want to taste her lips

Yeah, 'cause they taste like you

I want to drown myself

In a bottle of her perfume

I want her long blond hair

I want her magic touch

Yeah, 'cause maybe then

You'd want me just as much

Bad Kind of Butterflies by Camila Cabello

I actually was inspired by this song to write this blurb but i have an idea for another blurb along the lines of the song

written 2014, sold in 2015

wouldn't label this as a love song per say but i definitely agree that it was around the time she was dating Matthew

What do I do when I love you

And want somebody else?

What do I lose if I don't choose

And keep it to myself?

Bad, bad butterflies in my chest

There's something I gotta confess

Yes, somebody's stuck in my head

And I, and I

overall feeling a mix of confusion and guilt for staying with Matthew when she has H on her mind 24/7

Strangers By Nature by Adele

written in 2014, sold in 2020

I'll be taking flowers to the cemetery of my heart

For all of my lovers in the present and in the dark

directing the "lovers" towards Matthew as her present and her secret love for H

When no one knows what it's like to be us

Strangers by nature

her expressing that no one truly knows what it's like to be in love with someone but forced to be apart -> "us" being her and H

since they can't be together (or at least be given the chance to be together) by their management, they have to act like friends

to YN acting like strangers is better than being in love

In My Life (Wallis Bird cover version)

written and sold in 2015

still trying to figure out her feelings

But of all these friends and lovers

There is no one compares with you

In my life I love you more

trying out the words "i love you" and seeing how they taste.

Say My Name by Prince of Eden

written in 2017 & 2021, sold in 2021

You made a reason

And my hearts been beating since

And baby

Would you believe me if I said you make me crazy?

Oh, the way you say my name, I'm all over the place

She's way too embarrassed to admit to anyone, let alone herself, about the way Harry makes her feel

I like the way you say my name with the warmest embrace

I like the way it shoots me far out in the nothing of space

Oh, the way you say my name's like the sweetest of tastes

I like the way, I like the way, oh, I love the way

How many days in

With that fire blazing? Yeah

You found a way in

And my hearts been beating since

they've been together for so long (both as a couple and when they weren't) they she's in disbelief at the fact that he still makes her feel giddy and bubbly when he says her name

I Wish I Was The Moon by Ewan J Phillips

written and sold in 2018

during one of the first "off" periods of their on and off relationship

like Cherry, it's one of her 'pathetic' songs

Oh, I wish I was the moon

So that I might be with you

One more time

I wish I can disappear

'Cause I know I can't stay here

With or without you

When I'm Loving You by Yianna

written and sold in 2019

written when YN realized that she really loves H and wants to be with him for the rest of her life (still didn't want to admit it to anyone though)

There's something you gotta know

'Cause I been keeping my feelings deep inside

Ever since I saw your face

My whole world's been changing;

I've been rearranging the songs I sing,

I used to see in shades of grey

But then color came through the second I saw you

And now here we are skin to skin

I never thought we would,

But you said that we should just take a chance

Malibu by Miley Cyrus

also written during the making of Fine Line

this song is so good with so many album references so strap in

But you brought me here and I'm happy that you did

'Cause now I'm as free as birds catching the wind

later on to become one of the many blue bird references in Harry's House

And sometimes I get so scared of what I can't understand

Hoping I just stay the same and nothing will change

And it'll be us, just for a while

Do we even exist?

That's when I make the wish

To swim away with the fish

Adore You fish reference

I never would've believed you

If three years ago you told me

I'd be here writing this song

But here I am

just her being in disbelief of being in love with him

realizing she's acting like a love sick idiot writing sappy love songs

Sometimes I feel like I'm drowning and you're there to save me

And I wanna thank you with all of my heart

It's a brand new start

A dream come true

In Malibu

Falling reference with the drowning

SINCE 2010 masterlist

All of these songs can be found here too!

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aecholapis · 8 months

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Songs I put on loop while thinking about or drawing my OCs - Part 1

Helios: Icarus - Deus Ex: Human Revolution Collapsing Sun - Brandon Lau Angel On Fire - Halsey Imposter Syndrome - London Music Works Epilogue - Everest Your Majesty - The Crown If You Should Fall - Craig Armstrong Hey - Andreas Bourani Imádlak - Katona Ernesztina Divenire - Ludovico Einaudi This is Our Planet - Our Planet Hope for Tomorrow - Daemon X Machina Fragments of Hope - Astral Chain Aegis Research Institute - Astral Chain - Combat Mix by Baron Von Lag Natural Light - Portal Stories: Mel The Luminoth - Metroid Prime 2 Torvus Bog - Metroid Prime 2 Skytown - Metroid Prime 3 Lost in the Sky - Metroid Prime 3 - Skytown Remix by myr Azeleza - Red_OWLdeer Adiemus - Adiemus The Final Attack - Astral Chain The IXION OST The Interstellar OST Too many Fire Emblem Three Houses tracks to list them all

And the legendary God Shattering Star cover by Joe Zieja and Jules Conroy because I headcanon his voice to be similar to Claude's from FE3H for some reason and since Joe is his VA I can vividly imagine Helios singing this cover. It would be so funny. Let the small copter go ham with his vocal cords.

Ironwing and Altitude (partially): Speechless - Aladdin - cover by Peyton Parrish My Mother Told Me - Assassin's Creed: Valhalla - cover by Peyton Parrish Edge Of Night - The Lord of the Rings - cover by Peyton Parrish Helgafjell - Peyton Parrish ft. David Michael Frank Drengr of Ragnarök - Peyton Parrish ft. Jonathan Young Svarteboka - Gåte ft. Djerv Skarvane - Gåte The Rise of Vikingr album

Nightjet: Silent Guardians - Hyrule Warriors Bryyo Cliffside - Metroid Prime 3 Lower Norfair Mashup - Metroid - mashup by Axell The Swampert Chasing Daybreak (Thunder) - Fire Emblem Three Houses Victor's Hollow - Octopath Traveler - cover by Jules Conroy Oniro Mou - Yianna Terzi Palästinalied - Estampie Небо - Слободан Тркуља Brothers in Arms - Daemon X Machina Title Theme - Metroid Prime 3

Railjet: Runaway Train - Self Deception ;-) Asturias (Leyenda) - Isaac Albéniz - cover by Ana Vidović Gerudo Valley - Ocarina of Time - cover by Matt Sellick Victor's Hollow - Octopath Traveler Highlands Theme - Octopath Traveler Among Stately Peaks - Octopath Traveler Homunculus Delta - Astral Chain Grand War - Daemon X Machina Title Theme - Metroid Prime Trilogy - cover by Wingus Dingus

Firecry and his siblings: Kiss from a Rose - Seal - cover by Jonathan Young, Caleb Hyles, RichaadEB Idolize - Caleb Hyles Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson (Glee version) - cover by Anna Pantsu ft. Caleb Hyles Fight Fire With Gasoline - Self Deception Weight of the World - Self Deception State of Elysium - Self Deception Legends - Self Deception Starlight Brigade - TWRP ft. Dan Avidan (please watch the music video, it's so good) The Starship Velociraptor album (same as Anvil)

Anvil and his former mining team: Kiss from a Rose - Seal - cover by Jonathan Young, Caleb Hyles, RichaadEB Storm the Castle - Jonathan Young Divided - Jonathan Young Damage Done - Jonathan Young ft. RichaadEB Land of Broken Dreams - Jonathan Young ft. Caleb Hyles Land of the Living - Jonathan Young Unholy - cover by Jonathan Young ft. Lauren Babic (¬‿¬) The Starship Velociraptor album All of Jonathan Young's sea shanty covers

Cryoslope and his former underwater mining team: Chemical Worker's Song - Ron Angel - cover by Colm McGuinness Here's a Health to the Company - Assassin's Creed IV - cover by Colm McGuinness Scarborough Fair - cover by Colm McGuinness The Foggy Dew - cover by Colm McGuinness Islander - Bruce Moss- cover by Derina Harvey Band Lost On You - LP Song of the Sea - Mirella Díez Morán Into the Unknown - Subnautica Abandon Ship - Subnautica Torvus Hydrodynamo - Metroid Prime 2 Troubled Water - Portal Stories: Mel Transitional Period (funnel) - Portal Stories: Mel Live Fire Exercise - Portal Stories: Mel

Dataduct and the Throttlecons: Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson (Glee version) - cover by Anna Pantsu ft. Caleb Hyles Magnum Bullets - Night Runner ft. Dan Avidan (another great music video) Promise - Voyager Loco - Manian Tonight - Yüksek

Carbonlight: Children of the Omnissiah - Warhammer 40,000: Mechanicus Noosphere - Warhammer 40k: Mechanicus Millennial Rage - Warhammer 40k: Mechanicus Tenebre Rosso Sangue - Ultrakill Title Theme - Metroid Prime - cover by Amie Waters Menu Theme - Metroid Prime 2 VS. Emperor Ing (Phase 1) - Metroid Prime 2 VS. Emperor Ing (Phase 2) - Metroid Prime 2 System Corruption - Portal Stories: Mel (Harry Callaghan) Track 10 - Asphalt 6 VS. Jena Anderson (all phases) - Astral Chain The Creation of Noah - Astral Chain Inside Noah - Astral Chain VS. Noah (all phases) - Astral Chain Symphony No. 9 (New World Symphony) - Dvořák Ecstasy of Gold - Ennio Morricone Arms of Immortal - Daemon X Machina The entire Mechanicus OST

#oc stuff #my ocs #now you can judge my taste in music. no opinion is wrong #helios has the most songs because he is the specialest boy #ironwing is a viking at spark #nightjet likes to be dramatic. railjet doesn't #firecry likes two kinds of songs and they are either ballads or absolute bangers. the secret third option is whatever anvil is listening to #anvil likes metal <- is a self-taught blacksmith #cryoslope's 'playlist' is also neatly separated in two halves #dataduct should have all the 2000/2010 era pop songs that get your energon pumping and spark racing #carbonlight gets all the good villainous tracks #either tumblr or my browser has something against the letter 's' because one of them keeps excluding it from the links

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borisbubbles · 1 year

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Eurovision 2023 PRESHOW - part 1: the BAD entries

Okay, so here we go.

37 Countries, and sadly not as much time as I would like to cover all of them.

Thus, 37 rambly write ups in which i loquaciously air my gripes and grievances about the upcoming famewhores / artists competing at the 2023 Eurovision Song Contest.

There will be no holds barred and no prisoners taken. This year is trashy, some of it shit, but a lot of it is more fun than last year’s Rulll Musique!! 🙂

In this post we’ll deal with the BAD ENTRIES so we get them out of the way and you know who to hold in contempt for the next two months.

Without further ado, in last place we have:

37. GREECE Victor Vernicos - “What they say” Semifinal 2, slot #08

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There’s quite a bit of subparness in this mix, but nothing is quite as tragic as this miscarriage of a song. It’s already bad enough that you have to rig an internal selection. It’s embarrassing to rig it for this absolute garbage. Was the scandi money worth the price of your top 10 streak, ERT? Was it really?!

Okay, so first and foremost “What they say” has some of the worst chord progression at this contest. Overproduced, obnoxious, cloying and abrasive, all at the same time. Its general cadence is that of an American driving in shift-stick gear. Why does it constantly interrupt itself? Is this supposed to create dramatic pauses where we can figure out what words he’s supposed to have said?

Secondly, the fucking CURSED singing. I don’t care how good of a vocal talent you are, but if you twist your words like marble-mouthed goober into intelligibility such as “assholes make joy no one loses their whey” you’ve fucked up. WHY do the indie zoomer cunts insist on engaging in this tomfoolery? Do they think it gives them a personality and makes them relevant?

Thirdly,

“Cuz u no wud dey seh?

” THEY SAY, *WHAT*?!

The message. The older I get, the fewer fucks I am willing to spare yet another mewling milktoother whining about “how fucked up the world is, it’s too late for me”. Yet, here we are, “a lost soul” (sorry, “asshole”) and “hurt one” (sorry, “huyt wun”) who solemny declares for nobody but himself his precious little feelings are hurt and thus his life is over.

:inhales:

YOU ARE SIXTEEN!!! 😤😤😤😤

HOW CAN YOU SAY YOUR LIFE IS OVER, YOU’RE FUCKING SIXTEEN!!!!

this is like when Sebastian Rejman and Elliot Vassamillet implied that they would ACTUALLY HAVE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS about how bad a place the world is, when in reality they’re so fucking white upper middle class their privilege ALONE enabled them to bore us with soapbox preaching. Even if we don’t assume this isn’t some self-aggrandising hyperbole - having a cause to live and die for is great mate, but if you’re really going down that rabbit hole of “it being too late” at that point in your life, take a step back, get some professional counselling and don’t go to Eurovision, where you get shredded apart by fat frumpy arseholes like me!

Odds at Eurovision - Greece

I’m inclined to say this gets through, because it IS Greece and good lord Denmark is also voting for this, aren’t they? Like unironically even WITHOUT taking the fact that he’s half a Dane (X___X) into account.

And yet... I will point out that when Argo and Yianna NQ’d, Greece were performing in the same semifinal as Cyprus. 🙂

Besides, “What they say” is so ROTTED that I could absolutely see it receive votes from just Cyprus and Denmark and then nothing from any other country, dooming it to NQ purgaory. I would feel more confident if (1) we knew how Victor’s live performance skills are (given that he has no experience, i’m willing to guess they’re not very good) (2) Cyprus were actually much, much better than Greece, so they could deliver the killing blow by hoovering up the Hellene vote. Sadly, Cyprus picked Andrew Lambrou. (more on *that* soon.) if Victor does go through, I think he’s a serious contender for last place in the finale. 🙂

Qualifier Tier: C Predicted placement: 8-14th (semi), 20-26th (Grand Final)

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36. ISRAEL Noa Kirel - “Unicorn” Semi 1, slot #10

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Remember when Starbucks pioneered Unicorn Lattes, which were the saccharine multicolour abominations the zoomers pretended to like because they were in vogue? That’s the first thing I think about whenever Noa Kirel springs to mind. 🙂

The Fandom’s tastes have reached a new low if ANY woman with ANY even remotely uptempo song can be deemed “a slay” because of her gender, privilege and money. Like seriously. Europe selects a few straight male acts (none of which are honestly *bad*) in a row and the fan bubble IMMEDIATELY -out of what I assume has to be a combination of Stockholm Syndrome and latent misandry- imprint onto the first woman they see and crown her a queen without second thoughts.

Like yeah, sure Unicorn is phenomen-phemonen phenominally bad. Like on several levels? Unicorn is actually not offensive because it’s pandering and annoying (although it is very much is both of those things), but because it’s so fucking BORING and it has no excuse to be that way.

Unicorn is a wash of different styles, none of which go together btw, all of which tap into the lowest and commonest of denominators. Its scuffed parts are equally far away from “slay”. The worst offender is the dance break at the end that does NOT suit the rest of the song, drawn inspiration from Efendi’s MATA HARI (honestly how doesn’t Israel just crawl under a rock in SHAME after doing that).

BUT THE POWER OF A YOO-KNEE-CAWN!!! whatever the fuck that means.

What also gets to me is that, despite the superficial shittiness of the catchphrases and buzzwords and fucking STUPID hand gestures, Israel also seem to not only expect the fandom to support them, but act like they’re entitled to it.

What you are entitled to Israel, is a big fat:

If there’s one act this year that has ZERO rights to be arrogant, it’s this one.

ODDS AT EUROVISION - ISRAEL

I’m going to be very brief here: this is bottom five in the grand final. We all know, deep down that Unicorn will fail to impress and everyone will simultaneously come to the conclusion that it’s really fucking shit, and it’ll strand itself in an obsequious 23rd place. End of story. Not wasting any more time on that.

It will qualify though. In a semi with more songs, and also more competitive songs in general, it would struggle to stand out and be on the cusp of qualification. This year though... Israel only need to beat five others, and three of those include Ireland, Azerbaijan and Netherlands, so... it’s through. Someone else will be that semi’s shock NQ.

Qualifier tier: B- Predicted Placement: 8th-10th (semi), 21st-25th (Grand Final)

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35. CROATIA Let 3 - “Mama ŠČ!” Semifinal 1, slot #07

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Imagine being subjected to that and having zero reaction to that whatsoever. If you can imagine that, welcome to my world! 😑

Yeah so, I can sort of respect the logic behind choosing Let 3 - Dora reached an all-time low with no real options (Harmonia Dissonance fully lived up to their name 😔) and Let 3 are a well-known and very well-established Shock Value Novelty Band, so might as well go for it!

The problem is that they’re fucking shit! 🙂

Like, “Mama ŠČ!” is the sort of nihilistic novelty nonsense i’d expect a Montenegro or San Marino to go for and, I’m not sure if you’ve noticed over the years, but I generally don’t care about the tomfoolery those countries send? I’d rather have something vapid that is pleasant to listen to, than something humourous but barely listenable.

Also, the humour. I understand some people find Let 3 funny. I don’t. At all. I think the problem is largely that “Mama ŠČ!” tries to go for Shock Value, but I find none of it particularly shocking? Dressing up a pasty white man as Lenin throwing missiles while yelling CROCODILE PSYCHOPATH isn’t particularly witty and -given the *actual missile throwing* going on in ukraine right now- kinda poor in taste?

I dunno. As you can tell, I respect Croatia MORE than Israel and Greece, because their entry isn’t just a safe attempt at qualification that will cruise to a bottom ten finish. It actually has a clear concept and identity! Sadly that doesn’t take away that it’s actually just kinda crap really. 😐

ODDS AT EUROVISION - CROATIA

This is the first of many entries in this year with an absurdly wide range in terms of where it can finish at the scoreboard.

So first off, there IS a chance the humor just doesn’t land and it NQ’s anyway. Given that the field in the first semi is what it is, I’m tempted to say that, like Israel, Croatia are through by default and perhaps more securely.

However unlike Israel, I could see this getting a good chunk of televotes, and I’m not sure whether I like this? Let 3 unironically remind me of two other godawful novelty entries (So Lucky and We Are The Winners) and I despise the idea of Croatia getting similar traction in a televote. This year generally has a lot of fun trash on offer, and it can do much better than this.

Still, I do think there’s a certain *appeal* for this, in the same sense there was a market for Ikke fucking Hüftgold. It could be a shock top 10! it could also just be ignored by everyone for being shit and annoying and get last in the finale. 🤷‍♀️

Qualifier tier: B Projected placement: 5th-12th (Semi), 13th-20th (Grand Final)

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34. SWITZERLAND Remo Forrer - “Watergun” Semi 1, slot #08

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I present to you: exhibit #1 to why i’m pleased juries are banned from the semi’s. 🙂 and of course the proof comes courtesy of Shitzerland.

So let’s get the USP out of the way first: Remo is a twink with a baritone’s voice aren’t you AMAZED?! Not really? Like he’s got a good voice but that’s not what I watch Eurovision for. I don’t admire people just because they’re competent at the things they’re supposed to be good at in the first place. (Well I don’t admire other people in general, period.) Sadly, Remo’s vocal chops are the only positive thing about “Watergun”!

To be fair I’m -at this stage at least- more bored than i’m annoyed, but the more I think about it, the more i realize that ‘Watergun” is rancid and deserves to be placed amongst the other bad entries. It really just is an uninspired, empty, bland-as-béchamel Voice Lauriate’s First Power Ballad Single, and honestly does anyone care about these? Nobody had a care when Will Church and Atle Pettersen sang their boring songs in a competent, powerful voice, and likewise nobody cares about Remo :-)

You will also notice that I’m not even addressing the, ah, very interesting choice of going with those lyrics and that message, at this point in time. I’m not going to indulge in that... yet. Such is the price of being EVIL on purpose. 🙂

Odds at Eurovision - SWITZERLAND

I REALLY want to believe in twink death, but good grief, look at semi 1. There are only five NQs, and more than five unvotable songs in it.

Rationally, Switzerland are less secure than most because -again- the televote did NOT turn up for Will Church or Atle Pettersen, but i’m not feeling as confident as I’d like. There are other countries in that semi which are equally hopeless or potentially even more of a televote repellent, so I guess by *default* Shitz could sneak in in like... 9th-10th?

As far as who would pick up their phone and vote for this, I honestly don’t have a clue. Cat ladies? Old Farts? Guillible fools? Idk. Certainly nobody with a will to live their best life. Like Victor, Remo is also an unironic contender for a bottom placement in the finale. Unlike Greece though, the path Remo will follow towards the bottom will involve him receiving several smaller jury votes, with another 0 from the televote as the coup de grâce.

Qualifier tier: C Projected Placement: 9th-14th (Semi), 19th-26th (Grand Final)

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NEXT UP: The mediocrities that I sorta pity and hold in contempt, but don’t have a particular dislike for. 🙂

#Eurovision 2023 #ESC 2023 #Liverpool 2023 #Preshow Ranking #BorisBubbles #Croatia #Let 3 #Mama SC!#Israel #Noa Kirel #Unicorn #Greece #Victor Vernicos #What They Say #Switzerland #Remo Forrer #Watergun

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wally-b-feed · 1 year

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Anthony Fineran (B 1981), Yianna Aja, 2023

#Anthony Fineran #Art #Google #Yianna #Aja

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betweenthetimeandsound · 2 months

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URL Song Game

I was inspired by @swallowprettybird, and figured that it would be a fun experiment!

Breathe by Michelle Branch Elena （艾琳娜）by 动力火车 Tameryalesh by Gossaye Tesfaye When They Come for Me by Linkin Park Ellada, hora tou fotos by Kaiti Garbi En livredd mann by Morland Norwegian Wood （挪威的森林）by 伍佰 The Boxer by Simon and Garfunkel Hard times by Paramore Eleanor Rigby by the Beatles To the Moon and Back by Savage Garden Il mondo prima di te by Annalisa Miss Sarajevo by U2 Earned it by the Weeknd Anchi Bcha by Tamrat Desta Na Balkanu by Regina De diepte by S10 So it Goes by Tamino Oniro mou by Yianna Terzi Uyan by Mor ve otesi Notre Dame by Paris Paloma Džanum by Teya Dora

How about you @fragiledewdrop, @lexiklecksi, @the-flower-faerie, @white-eyed-girl?

#tag game #url song game #personal #about me

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thelinguaphilelady · 2 years

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the multilingual music list you need to enrich your ears

If you’re learning French, Spanish, Italian, etc. & are in need of artists to listen to... i’ve got you ! Here you’ll find music from different genres & most are on spotify.

French

○ indila

○ louane

○ gims

○ angèle

○ yseult

○ nilusi

○ calogero

○ tayc

○ dadju

○ videoclub

○ olivier dion

○ lenni kim

○ céline dion

○ black m

○ vitaa

○ amel bent

○ ya levis

○ lefa

○ tal

○ matt pokora

○ maelle

○ louis and the yakuza

○ kyo

○ thomas dutronc

○ jérémy frerot

○ stromae

○ vianney

○ slimane

○ amir

○ zazie

○ marc dupré

○ pierre de maere

Spanish

○ reik

○ juanes

○ pablo alborán

○ chucho rivas

○ rosalía

○ jesse y joy

○ blas cantó

○ francisca valenzuela

○ camila

○ romeo santos

○ prince royce

○ rozalén

○ vetusta morla

○ sin bandera

○ anthrés

○ mirco tdh

○ natalia lafourcade

○ rsel

○ pol granch

○ izal

○ julio iglesias

○ ana mena

○ cepeda

○ cristian castro

○ andrés suárez

○ son by 4

German

○ elif

○ wincent weiss

○ tim bendzko

○ hava

○ mike singer

○ lea

○ nakima

○ berge

○ anna blue

○ fabien wegerer

○ moritz garth

○ adel tawil

Italian

○ arisa

○ laura pausini

○ lorenzo fragola

○ giorgia

○ francesca michielin

○ marco mengoni

○ annalisa

○ ermal meta

○ alessio bernabei

○ einar

○ the kolors

○ sonohra

○ levante

○ michele merlo

○ matteo romano

○ valerio mazzei

○ holden

○ diego lazzari

○ ultimo

○ albe

○ michele bravi

○ alex w

○ le vibrazioni

○ måneskin

Neapolitan

○ rosario miraggio

○ tony colombo

○ liberato

Swedish

○ darin

○ molly sandén

○ benjamin ingrosso

○ dotter

○ cherrie

○ veronica maggio

○ victor leksell

Norwegian

○ tix

○ chris holsten

○ gabrielle

○ ylva

○ victoria nadine

○ ingeborg

○ ramón

○ stina talling

○ delara

○ bendik

○ kristin

Finnish

○ behm

○ ollie

○ erin

○ abreu

○ pihlaja

○ jvg

○ costee

○ anna puu

○ suvi teräsniska

Icelandic

○ gdrn

○ auður

○ aron can

○ friðrik dór

○ bríet

○ hatari

○ daði freyr

Lithuanian

○ donny montell

○ kaia

○ sisters on wire

○ alanas chosnau

○ jazzu

○ monique

○ monika linkyte

○ gabrielius vagelis

○ evgenya redko

○ vilius

○ jurga

○ igle

Greek

○ marina satti

○ christos mastoras

○ eleonora zouganeli

○ nikos vertis

○ yianna terzi

○ pantelis pantelidis

○ michalis hatzigiannis

○ nikos oikonomopoulos

○ giorgos kakosaios

○ konstantinos argiros

○ stan

○ anastasios rammos

○ llias vrettos

○ giannis haroulis

○ antonis remos

○ giannis ploutarhos

Russian

○ elvira t

○ rauf & faik

○ sergey lazarev

○ dima bilan

○ zivert

○ max barskih

○ loboda

○ gafur

○ mona songz

○ misha marvin

○ serebro

○ ani lorak

○ cream soda

○ jah khalib

○ jony

○ the limba

○ xcho

○ maxim fadeev

○ asammuell

○ egor kreed

○ ooes

○ alyona shvets

○ alekseev

○ кис кис

○ emin

Romanian

○ mark stam

○ carla’s dreams

○ andra

○ the motans

○ emilian

○ liviu teodorescu

○ irina rimes

○ mario fresh

○ andrei banuta

#language resources

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sometimecatsometimenot · 11 months

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#Spotify

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dalsimoravskyblog · 9 months

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@v00bie mě oštítkovala v hudební výzvě a já na to mám zrovna náladu, takže jdeme na to

Pravidla: Vyhláskuj svoje URL písněmi a oštítkuj tolik lidí, kolik máš písmen (oh shit, tu druhou část čtu až teď, to bude teda sranda).

D : Diamonds (Rihanna)

A : Angel of the Morning (Juice Newton)

L : Láska moja (Elán)

S : Struttin' (Thumpasaurus)

I : I'm Just Ken (Ryan Gosling)

M : Mám v p... na lehátku (Horkýže Slíže)

O : Off and Running (Lesley Gore)

R : Rád vařim (Midi Lidi)

A : Are You Checking Me Out or Are You Just a Racist (Mawaan)

V : Vivo Cantando (Salomé)

S : Solovey (Go_A)

K : Kiss Me (Sixpence None The Richer)

Y : Young and Beautiful (Lana Del Rey)

B : Because the Night (Patti Smith)

L : L'Amour Est Bleu (Vicky Leandros)

O : Oniro Mou (Yianna Terzi)

G : Gimme Gimme Gimme (ABBA)

Víte co? Taguju své irl kamarády, protože jen tam mám jistotu, že nedojdu nenávisti. @scarytheory @snugglesweaters @black-and-whitecrow

Pokud se někdo z vás rozhodne tohle udělat i bez označení, budu ráda, když tam označíte mě, počtu si (a možná poslechnu) :).

#tag game

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residentraccoon · 2 years

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Updated list of my ESC winners

1956: Franca Raimondi - Aprite le finestre (Italy)

1957: Margot Hielscher - Telefon, Telefon (Germany)

1958: Domenico Modugno - Nel blu dipinto di blu (Italy)

1959: Teddy Scholten - Een beetje (Netherlands)

1960: Nora Brockstedt - Voi voi (Norway)

1961: Jean Claude Pascal - Nous les amoureux (Luxembourg)

1962: Marion Rung - Tipi Tii (Finland)

1963: Grethe & Jorgen Ingmann - Dansevise (Denmark)

1964: Gigliola Cinquetti - Non ho l'eta (Italy)

1965: France Gall - Poupee de cire, poupee de son (Luxembourg)

1966: Udo Jurgens - Merci, cherie (Austria)

1967: Sandie Shaw - Puppet on a string (United Kingdom)

1968: Cliff Richard - Congratulations (United Kingdom)

1969: Salome - Vivo cantando (Spain)

1970: Mary Hopkin - Knock knock who's there (United Kingdom)

1971: Severine - Un banc, un arbre, une rue (Monaco)

1972: Vicky Leandros - Apres Toi (Luxembourg)

1973: Anne Marie David - Tu te reconnaitras (Luxembourg)

1974: ABBA - Waterloo (Sweden)

1975: Teach-in - Ding a dong (Netherlands)

1976: Brotherhood of man - Save your kisses for me (United Kingdom)

1977: Monica Aspelund - Lapponia (Finland)

1978: Izhar Cohen - A-Ba-Ni-Bi (Israel)

1979: Milk & Honey - Hallelujah (Israel)

1980: Katja Ebstein - Theater (Germany)

1981: Lena Valaitis - Johnny Blue (Germany)

1982: Anna Vissi - Mono i agapi (Cyprus)

1983: Danijel - Dzuli (Yugoslavia)

1984: Alice & Battiato - I treni di tozeur (Italy)

1985: Bobbysocks - La det swinge (Norway)

1986: Sandra Kim - J'aime la vie (Belgium)

1987: Lilliane Saint Pierre - Soldiers of love (Belgium)

1988: Celine Dion - Ne partez pas sans moi (Switzerland)

1989: Birthe Kjaer - Vi maler byen rod (Denmark)

1990: Toto Cutugno - Insieme 1992 (Italy)

1991: Carola - Fangad av en stormvind (Sweden)

1992: Evridiki - Teriazoume (Cyprus)

1993: Ruth Jacott - Vrede (Netherlands)

1994: CatCat - Bye bye baby (Finland)

1995: Secret Garden - Nocturne (Norway)

1996: Eimear Quinn - The voice (Ireland)

1997: Jalisse - Fiumi di Parole (Italy)

1998: Edsilia Rombley - Hemel en aarde (Netherlands)

1999: Selma - All out of luck (Iceland)

2000: Brainstorm - My star (Latvia)

2001: Nusa Derenda - Energy (Slovenia)

2002: Malene - Tell me who you are (Denmark)

2003: Urban Trad - Sanomi (Belgium)

2004: Ruslana - Wild dances (Ukraine)

2005: Zdob si Zdub - Bunica bate doba (Moldova)

2006: Hari Mata Hari - Lejla (Bosnia & Herzegovina)

2007: Elitsa Todorova & Stoyan Yankulov - Water (Bulgaria)

2008: Mor ve otesi - Deli (Turkey)

2009: Alexander Rybak - Fairytale (Norway)

2010: Paula Seling & Ovi - Playing with fire (Romania)

2011: Eldrine - One more day (Georgia)

2012: Kaliopi - Crno i belo (North Macedonia)

2013: Zlata Ognevich - Gravity (Ukraine)

2014: Sebalter - Hunter of stars (Switzerland)

2015: Mans Zelmerlow - Heroes (Sweden)

2016: Iveta Mukuchyan - Lovewave (Armenia)

2017: Joci Papai - Origo (Hungary)

2018: Yianna Terzi - Oniro Mou (Greece)

2019: Keiino - Spirit in the sky (Norway)

2020: The Roop - On fire (Lithuania)

2021: Maneskin - Zitti e buoni (Italy)

2022: Zdob si Zdub & Fratii Advahov - Trenuletul (Moldova)

#txt #long post

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