#YO HOLY SHIT-

[hellothereandimsosorry]

i love them

#nanase nijiro #hiori yo #otoya eita #karasu tabito #blue lock #fanart #my artwork #holy shit the quality got fucking fried when i uploaded this lmao

[freckleslikestars]

We talk about how flirty Mulder is in season one, but we don’t ever talk about how culpable Scully is.

#txf #the x files #x files #msr #my gifs #xf gifs #dana scully #fox mulder #mulder #scully #season 1 #I’m so drunk yo #was gonna post this earlier but tumblr deep fried it #holy shit I wanna eat meat #deep fried chicken sounds so good right now #I haven’t eaten in like…28 hours #and I’m so fucking drunk #my whole body is numbe #I love the. x files so much

[peenballs3000]

I dunno how to take a photo of ANYTHING.. 😿

Anyway heres a sketch i did of dolph because i didn’t wanna work on my fanfiction >w<“

Smash or pass

#he wasnt supposed to be so realistic #‘ooh i’ll just add a bit of detail’ and a fifteen minute sketch becomes a three hour work oh my go #I didn’t even wanna color in the pants #captain laserhawk #dolph laserhawk #cyberpunk art #art #my art #my art <3 #oh my god you can put hearts in this thing?? <3 <3 #HOLY SHIIIIITTEESS #<333 #<3 #aHehhehehehe HHEHEHE oOMMG YO BRO WHAT THATS CRAZY #guys please look at my shit #smash or pass #im desperate

[shima-draws]

So. I just watched One Piece: Film Red,

#Holy shit. What a fucking PHENOMENAL movie #Like even with barely any context since I haven’t seen the series it was SOOOO good. SO GOOD!!!!! #Ado is such an INCREDIBLE singer all of her songs gave me legitimate goosebumps #Especially when she summons [REDACTED] #Fuck. FUCKKKK this might actually convince me to watch the series now AHRJJJFJ #Luffy’s so cute……I love him……THE dumbass protag of all time #One Piece #One Piece Film Red #OP Film Red #Uta #Also the ANIMATION???? POPPED OFF SOOOO HARD #I was sitting there like YO HOLY SHIT THIS IS INSANE ACTUALLY??? #And I was legit in tears at the end I DON’T EVEN KNOW THESE CHARACTERS THAT WELL BUT LIKE #Shanks: That’s my daughter— #Me: UBWAHHHHAHHHHH 😭😭😭 #Crying sobbing etc. You know. #Maybe I’ll stream it. Bc this is something that NEEDS to be seen I think #Just for the music alone #AND THE PLOT IS GOOD TOO??? OOOFJFHH. #Uta is the character ever I love how complex she is #Her dedication to her goals was absolutely INSANE. Reeediculous. #Shima speaks #If you see me start posting about OP it means I gave in and started watching the series. Ahaha whoops. Tee hee.

[nick-close]

Giving the close boys my trait of calling any money I’m given ‘free money’

#I didn’t pay money for this money so it’s free #I KNOW ITS NOT FREE OBJECTIVELY #BUT I CANT COMPREHEND MY LABOUR AS WORTH LIKE 15 AN HOUR #SO IM LIKE ‘yo !! free money!!’ #especially when I get cash #holy shit dude you give me CASH?? #that’s SO FREE MONEY!! #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads odyssey #glenn close #dndads s1

[summermimosas]

The bitter truth in the fact that it never mattered how much Gojo Satoru fought, for the humans or for his fellow sorcerers. All it took was a single minute of memories for him to succumb to the gravitational pull of his best friend.

He was dead, wasn't he? Then how is he here? And up until that point he had been exerting himself to the max, running his brain faster than anything else. Yet at that minute, that single minute, all he thought about was old memories, and very scarce wording.

He was rendered incapable of acting, for just long enough.

God damn you, Kenjaku.

#i can't believe my first jjk post here is #of all things #satosugu #stsg #like there's no mercy this week #first it was the jjk leaks #which by the way holy shit #and then the bungou finale #and now having to watch mappa absolutely NAIL this scene #yo satoru! long time no see. #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #txt: lune #gojo satoru #getou suguru

[gh0stbra1nz]

love has always been cradled in the sea's waves for billy

#the process is just me every hour bouncing from yo this is turning out okay holy shit i kind of like it #to i cant draw to save my life im a talentless fuck and unworthy of all praise. dont ask in which state i closed off on lol #stranger things fanart #stranger things #harringrove #steve harrington #billy hargrove #billy x steve #ghostdraws

[simping-on-the-daily]

Hmmmm,,,, villain AU but not in the traditional sense,,,, like,,, if Reader is constantly being hailed as a god, with gods, ancient beings, and others willing to die for you,, you'd have to be a saint to not let that get your head,,,,

Like, IDK you're visiting Earth to meet up with your family again. A select few have been chosen to accompany you on this journey, once more adorning you in praise and gifts as gratitude

But when you visit your family, they don't seem happy. They don't seem happy when they tell you about all of the things you've created. They're concerned for your dearest acolytes, worried about the casual self-dehumanization. Telling them that's it's normal will only worry them more.

They tell you that power corrupts. They tell you that they're scared. Not of your power, not because they're jealous of you, but because they can't recognize you. The fine silks that adorn your body, the divine aura that you radiate, the way you talk to your acolytes (you treat these living human beings like they're pets, and they don't even deny it). They think you're not the Y/N they once knew. That your time in Teyvat has corrupted you.

It's only because of your divine mercy that the chosen acolytes don't kill your kin. How dare they disrespect the very one who shaped Teyvat's land! How horrible could they be??

And as you return back to the land that you supposedly created, the hearts of every acolyte shatter upon your disastrous experience. They once more adorn you in praise and gifts, whispering soft melodies of comfort as you sit on the throne of Cor Lapis and Crystal Marrow

You were never the Creator. You were plopped into this strange land, and the land decided that you were the one who gave to life. Whether it was the way the grass felt softer whenever you walked or the way the feared archon of electricity herself kneeled in front of you, however, maybe you were the true creator.

You, Y/N L/N, was always the creator, taken from the land that you had built with loving hands into a world that hadn't been blessed by your brilliance. Your family should've been kneeling at the very sight of you, and yet they didn't. They talked to you as if you were just like them when they were nowhere near your level.

Once upon the time, the acolytes had told you that you were the true Divine One only to met with weak whimpers. But after some time, after all of the praise, all of the gifts, and all of the sheer undying love that they gave you, you finally saw the light. You accepted your position as The Almighty as you sat on your rightful throne, calling them good boys and girls as they all kneeled.

Now, as you sit, misery about your predicament gone, you casually stroke the cheeks of one of your acolyte's as you think. Zhongli had created mountains out of stone spears that crushed his enemies. The Vigilant Yaksha had once devoured dreams. A chamber made out of the finest jade crushed the ocean's rejected child under the unwelcoming sea. You had the land service your every needs, and the minimum of people that were kneeling before you right know was around 56.

Earth was so bleak. Maybe they just needed a push in the right direction. When your memories were gone and you banished to the mortal realm you were always a human never a god you're living in a delusion, your temporary family had always treated you with the utmost kindness. Of course, their love could never be stronger than that of the Vision Wielders, but they were the ones who had helped you see the light what light You still cared for these humans. You wanted to see them rise above long fallen ashes.

Perhaps you could gift another world with your divine benevolence.

#acolytes: yo you're our god :DD #y/n: no i'm not tf #y/n six months later or something: holy shit i am fucking awesome #sagau #sagau x reader #self aware genshin #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #simper says stuff

[titiro]

Grian, presumably about the Jellie skin: I think I preferred buff Scar.

Scar, no hesitation: I can make that happen

#Yo how is this even real????!! #ITS WRITING ITSELF #holy shit i need a minute. maybe a day #scarian #trafficshipping #dl smp #dl smp spoilers #double life smp #double life smp spoilers #vaish yells into the void

[peepthatbish]

IASKLHVGFSDIFGNSGD WAS NO ONE GONNA TELL ME?!!!

ABOUT THIS FUCKIN PANEL?!!! WITH VIO AND SHADOW??!!!!

LIKE, I DON'T EVEN WANNA SHOW IT-

VIO BABES-

JUST-

AHHHHHHHHHHH

AND WHY WAS SHADOW SO SMOOTH??!!!

THE HESISTANCE IN VIO'S EYES BRO

#YO IF SOMEONE WANTS TO SEE WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT I'LL POST IT #OR DM IT #BECAUSE HOLY SHIT THAT'S A NICE ASS FUCKIN PAGE #BUT HONESTLY #THIS DESERVES THE SURPRISE #I AM IN SHOCK #y'all i'm like... a 1/3 into the book #NOT EVEN HALFWAY #SHADOW WTF??!!! #FREYJA???? NOVA??? NO WARNING?? #NO PREPARATIONS?? #JUST WANTED TO SMACK ME IN THE ASS AND SAY GOOD LUCK?!! #peep the four swords

[beaft]

apple tv and netflix are tied for most useless streaming service. neither of you will survive the revolution

#i got the apple tv free trial because my yo-ho-ho site for ted lasso was temporarily down #and holy shit it is bad #there's like nothing good on there and half the time the page doesn't load and the other half it shoots up an error message #the only way to get rid of the error message is to log out and log back in again #as for netflix... well. well!!! #like. guys. you do realise your entire business model hinges on supposedly being more convenient than piracy lol #maybe consider gitting gud

[hood-ex]

Decided to read a hurt no comfort fic and OH MY GOD. A near batfam bloodbath?? OH MY GOD.

Damian cut Dick's head off and pushed his corpse into a volcano. Tim and Damian then tried to kill each other with Tim vowing to murder Damian even if he had to live a thousand years to do it. Bruce, now a howling monster of a man, ripped himself free from his shackles and struck his sword down at Damian with the intent to kill him. Talia intercepted him and then Bruce tried to kill her too. And then?? Jason showed up?? And shot Damian??

OH MY GOD...

#bruce and tim's grief and rage... HOLY SHIT #and with tim yelling at damian ''how could you?? he loved you!! he loved you!!'' #and those lines?? about bruce being dick's only god?? wow. #don't even get me started on kory raging and killing all those assassins #and then roy completely breaking and holding dick's gloves #yo what the heck. this fic altered my brainnn

[slayerscake]

Guys this is on par with the first Vecna fight

#critical role #cr spoilers #hope watches critical role #cr liveblogging #holy fucking shit #this is bad yo

[hetaari]

Miku and….YO GABBA GABBA???

#the nostalgia is hitting in full force #holy shit yo gabba gabba absolutely fucked when I was a kid #hetaari speaks #vocaloid #hatsune miku #yo gabba gabba

[signanothername]

doot doot

DUDE WHAT

#YO???? #holy shit???? #I’m so saving this #edit: see last reblog for context shhshsh #anothers ask #ano saves asks

[warrior-kitty]

#yo holy shit!! #nintendo direct #detecive pikachu