Lucifer: (teary-eyed as he yanks Vaggie into a bone crushing hug) Oh! I'm so happy you and Charlie are finally married, Vaggie!
Vaggie: Ack! (Gently pats Lucifer's back) Thank you... Sir.
Lucifer: Come on, Vaggie. No need to be so formal now. Call me- (sniffs back a tear and clasps his hands together) -Dad?
Vaggie: Uh, sure..... Dad.
Lucifer: (squeals and taps his feet in a very Morningstar fashion) Hehehehehehe~ Oh! I almost forgot! (Digs around in his inner suit jacket pockets) I have a special present for you two.
Vaggie: With all due respect, Sir- uh, Dad, I think Charlie and I have enough rubber ducks.
Lucifer: One second! I know it's in here somewhere. No, not that. *squeak!* Whoop! Definitely not that! *grrrrrrrr!* Yipe! I gotta remember to get that out of there eventually....
Vaggie: How many pockets are in that jacket????
Lucifer: Ah-HA!!! FOUND YOU!!! (pulls out a white velvet box with crimson embroidery and presents it to Vaggie) Da-dada-Daaaaa!
Vaggie: (Stomach drops at the sight of the suspiciously ring box looking gift) Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh, Sir? I'm already married.... to Charlie.... Your daughter..... You were literally just a babbling crying mess in the first row of the ceremony....
Lucifer: Huh? What are you talking about? (Opens up the small box. Revealing a deep red apple seed with a mild golden glow)
Vaggie: A.... candied apple seed?
Lucifer: Not candied and not just any apple seed. This bad boy will be the catalyst for any baby making needs you two gals need.
Vaggie: (blushes) Say again?
Lucifer: This apple seed is imbued with both your and Charlie's essence. So, all you guys gotta do is have one of you (mimics a gulping motion and sound) gulp this little guy down, have a little romp in the sheets to activate it, and POOF!!! The ingestor gets pregnant. (Places the box in a dumbstruck Vaggie's hand) For when you girls are ready, of course.
Vaggie: (stares down at the box I her hand like it's a Carmine exclusive angelic steel bear trap as a million thoughts swirl through her mind) Uh... Thanks... Sir.
Lucifer: (puffs out his chest proudly) You're welcome! And it's Dad now, remember?
Charlie: There you two are! I've been looking for you everywhere! Oooh! What's that?
Lucifer: Hiya, Charlie! Just a little gift from me.
Charlie: (sparkling eyes) Oooooooh! Is that your famous candied apple seed? Vaggie, did you eat yours already? Dad usually makes them in pairs. (Picks up the seed and pops it into her mouth)
Vaggie: (Snaps out of her stupor) Charlie, Don't!
Charlie: *gulp* Hmm.... It tastes different than I remember.
Vaggie: (full body blushing and about to faint)
Lucifer: (gasping and squealing simultaneously as little glitter bombs explode around him, and he claps his hands together excitedly)
The Princess of Wales attending the reception following the wedding of Crown Hussein bin Abdullah of Jordan and Rajwa bint Khaled Al Saif at Al Husseiniya Palace in Amman, Jordan on 1 June 2023.
I put an advertisement out looking for a DJ and singer for the wedding reception. There were sooooooo many that played bebop, I had to just delete them from the list.
I did find a nice couple that own their own business and seem a possibility. Would you and Loretta please check them out and let me know what you think?
Eunice Kennedy and R. Sargent Shriver at their wedding reception in the Starlight Room of the Waldorf, May 23, 1953. The ceremony had taken place at St. Patrick's Cathedral.
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