Oh Jesus! I forgot to invite Jesus to the wedding!
He loves kids (all kinds) is great with crowds. Gives rousing speeches. If anyone screws up, he can raise them from the dead.
It would be nice to have someone there that can turn water into wine 🍷 (the later the night gets the more it’s going to flow)
Last time I spoke to Him he sent me this picture and said he hadn’t changed much, just gotten older. @docdust @bil-daddy @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me
Something’s just not right. Am I wrong?
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gay people showing up at brunch dressed like they’re going to completely different events
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Okay guys so I need help brainstorming a fantasy medieval wedding ceremony. It needs to be EXTRA.
Like, in context, this is an old tradition most people don’t really do anymore outside of royal weddings because it’s just too much, and also somewhat dangerous.
So, both partners show up with a prop, yeah? I have the dude’s side all figured out, which is that he has a knife. And then he makes some speech about “may the blade of our union be used to protect not harm” or whatever and he does three actions:
The first is he cuts a ribbon that’s around the bride’s neck. This symbolizes like, trusting someone to have a blade at your throat but use it to help / free you or whatever.
Then he cuts a piece of fruit and feeds it to her. This is about providing for her.
Then he says some bit about “may my blade rest easy in your care” and then he slides it in a sheath she’s carrying at her waist. This is an innuendo.
Anyway so now I need to figure out the part of the bride, and I’m mostly thinking about maybe she could be carrying a candle?
(It would then be called like, the sword and flame ritual or whatever)
And one action could be to use her candle to light the candles carried by the bridal party, with some words about sharing the light of their unions to guide others
But I’m totally blanking on what else could be involved. Something about warmth???
Since part of the ritual is also, like, about giving both the bride and groom several opportunities to kill eachother and them symbolically not taking it, I thought maybe she could also light a drink on fire and offer it to him lmao
She’s from fantasy!manitoba so it would absolutely 100% be a grain alcohol
But idk what the third thing could be. Something extra and dangerous that totally ended up with someone’s clothes on fire a few times before lol
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wedding invite dress codes driving me insane. this wedding is "upscale cocktail" whatever that means but! the bride helpfully put a pinterest link on her wedding website so i clicked over. well baby this is a mix of evening formalwear and midday afternoon tea dresses so once again. what does this mean
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Mahina chooses a simple backyard wedding - although I may have made a few changes to the ceremony area. We invite over her sisters and their spouses; Raine insists he has no one he wishes to add to the guest list.
The day dawns cloudy, but thank the Pantheon, it does not rain. My daughter looks stunning in her tea-length gown; her fiance looks like cannot believe his good fortune to have her walking down the aisle to him.
It is good to know he appreciates his fortune.
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