Guy who only knows thomas paine from his stay-making career in 1792: hey honey they're having to try the guy who made your bra for sedition and treason in absentia after he fled the country to avoid arrest
i love when you see a professor at your undergrad cited in something and you have to be like oh right that man was not just a meme for the amusement of my personal circle of friends he is actually a really important scholar of early hellenic judaism. or whatever
“stoned at the nail salon” no actually lorde i’m reading the paris review interview with helen vendler at the nail salon being high would impede my understanding of her thought
found out a very respected independent library still uses AACR2 for their cataloging standard. which. well let’s just say they no longer teach that one in library school
just found out it’s national pretzel day and all the pretzel stores in town are giving out free pretzels but it’s passover and i cannot get one so this is an act of antisemitism against me specifically
The best thing about Gettysburg, or at least the thing I miss most now that nobody pays me to go to Gettysburg anymore, is that the Male Loneliness Epidemic simply does not exist there. It is a place where middle aged men go with their friends, or to make new friends. I can see a gaggle of millennial men and know instantly that these guys love their pals almost as much as they love multiracial democracy and the traditionally feminine hobby of historical costuming. Men are out in the fresh air. They are touching so much grass. I once overheard a conversation between two guys buying an antique rifle that was as full of emotional connection as anything I’ve ever heard two men of that age group say.
I never met the great poetry critic Helen Vendler, who died yesterday, but she was my mother’s teacher and therefore one of mine; something she kindly said to my mother in a time of personal crisis gets quoted in our house all the time and has helped me in crises of my own. I am sad that the world is now a little less smart and a little less kind but as an academic friend said, if she had to die, at least she fittingly went on Shakespeare’s birth/death day
[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all a very pleasant evening" meme edited to say "I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant passover". Next to bugs is a photo of a small stack of matzo and the cup of Elijah. ]
seder was such a mess you guys… i ended up crying in public while reading aloud a bit about “you shall not oppress the stranger in your land” and then my grandfather tripped while helping to clear the table and seems to have bruised his chest pretty bad and i am very worried about my grandmother on the other side’s mental decline it was all Not Good