#WHICH IS WORSE

[nelkcats]

Helpy Hand

When Lunch Lady went through a random portal instead of the Fenton portal (so she would not alert the halfa about her arrival) she prepared to end up somewhere near Amity, perhaps traveling to the town if she was somewhere else on earth.

She needed to make sure they didn't change her menu again or at least keep it balanced. That's why she was surprised when the portal dropped her off at a community center, where a man in a red helmet was yelling at his...chefs? about the menu.

She felt like helping as she watched the man leave the room. For some reason she wanted to stay a while, Amity still didn't need her. She followed "Hood" (his name, according to the "chefs") and overheard him complaining about not being able to cook for so many children.

Making her decision, Lunch got down to business and started cooking where she wasn't noticed. When Jason returned there were portions of food prepared on the table. That was weird, but he wouldn't complain about a gift.

It was weirder when it continued to happen in the week (and none of the dishes were poisoned, he checked), and on a random day a boy with black hair and blue eyes walked into the place, holding a container of soup in hand.

Jason wondered what such a strange tourist was doing in Gotham (on Crime Alley, he wasn't scared), and what he was looking for (he didn't know if the boy was brave or stupid) but he hoped he wasn't a new rogue at least.

#dpxdc #lunch lady #She like kids even if she wouldn't admit it #and cook for them #she ended helping Jason #Jason don't care #but is extremely suspicious #dp x dc #dc x dp #The tourist is Danny #he is visiting Gotham because Lunch disappeared #and maybe she caused chaos somewhere #Ironically she is helping #Danny is like a crazy boy entering Red Hood place #which is worse #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover

[lavenderhayes12]

Years of being confident in my identity and then some mangaka decided to slap a pair of boobies on a traumatised and tattooed doctor "for plot reasons" and suddenly I don't know who I am anymore

#i have a boyfriend #plainest most bland default setting #and i've been having a crisis for months #bc i'm gay AF #but i can't tell if i'm a lesbian or just not attracted to him #which is worse #fem law #trafalgar law #save me fem law #op #one piece #lgbtq #lesbianism #mangas have always been the source of my identity crisis idk why i'm surprised #first hanji now this #why #why am i like this

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Jack: What the hell is going on down there? Spot killed somebody?

Race: No, Spot did not kill somebody! *to Spot* You didn’t, did you?

Spot: Of course not.

Davey: *nervous* You’d tell us though, wouldn’t you?

Spot: *sarcastic* Yes, Mouth, I would tell you if I murdered the mark!

#incorrect newsies quotes #incorrect leverage #I need to write a newsies heist fic asap #newsies #newsies 1992 #seize the day #newsies stage show #incorrect quotes #jack kelly #davey jacobs #racetrack higgins #spot conlon #nate ford #alec hardison #eliot spencer #Parker #race and Parker would get along so well #or spot and Parker #which is worse #chaos and chaos or dgaf and dgaf #also chaos #I mean I have a headcanon that race can pick pockets #but spot and Parker is such an off the wall combo it might just work #I think nate would like Jack and Davey would be horrified #or Nate and Davey are plotting away while Eliot teaches Jack how to fight better #just the thought of leverage Inc interacting with the newsies is priceless #RACETRACK AND SOPHIE

[halfhissandwich]

Janus, you tried, you failed, let’s go to sleep— /ref

#sanders sides #patton sanders #tss patton #tss janus #janus sanders #moceit #Janus!patton #he really goes overboard with the uwu when he’s Patton #Patton’s not mad just disappointed #which is worse

[mynameis-a]

the best part of ranboo being a vtuber is that you can throw things at him

r800 is extremely concussed from all of the particles and bears being thrown at them but you cant tell because normalboo and concussionboo act the exact same

#/j #the real best part is that we can finally see them smiling #but the throwing things at him comes very close #♡⊱a talks #ranboo #ranboo rebrand #r800 #ranboo rebrandboo #<- make that a tag #ok apparently its called the #ranbrand #which is worse

[heliosinwater]

im watching midsommar with my cousins.

#i honestly don’t know #which is worse #the fact that im watching midsommar #or the fact that im watching it with my cousins #regulus black #marauders #jegulus #james potter

[vtuberconfessions]

Sometimes I think about the time a Nyanners fan called me racist for liking Nina.

A fucking Nyanners fan.

#vtuber #vtubers #mod posts #mod post #nyanners #nina kosaka #nijisanji #niji en #ethyria #nijisanji en #nijisanji english #anycolor #anycolor inc #which is worse #some controversial stuff said in a pl that they probably dont agree with anymore #or #a song parody with slurs within the first few seconds of it #im not trying to cancel either of them #its just ironic

[lucimiir]

Renaming Harrow the Ninth An Endless Series of the Worst Family Dinners Ever Suffered

#which is worse #dinner where youngest child puts slices of her tibia in the soup and then makes a bone monster explode out of her brothers stomach #or dinner where everyone gets extremely drunk and yells about their dead friends and then all the adults start making out on the table #and then are interrupted by an alarm going off because the youngest child is fighting the same brother in the incinerator #the locked tomb #harrow the ninth #harrow the ninth spoilers #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow the first #john gaius #ortus the first #gideon the first #mercymorn the first #augustine the first #ianthe the first #ianthe tridentarius #tazmuir

[pc-98s]

everyone knows that if you work in IT you have to deal with people completely lacking in computer literacy but what they don’t warn you about is the absolute lack of reading comprehension

#which is worse

[duckiemimi]

twitter is a terrible place, I always see discourse on that app

tell me about it.

#i have a love-hate relationship with that app #because i’ve met wonderful people #but i’ve come across nasty individuals in unfortunate hiveminds #i choose my words way more carefully there because people love tone policing #it’s not that people can’t read nuance there—it’s that they choose not too #which is worse #jjk #asks

[moondvncer]

in the end I checked my temperature like a big girl and guess who has a fever again

#this time it's all because of stress and anxiety #which is worse #because the anxiety is not leaving anytime soon until this hospital matter is solved #and I can't call in sick from work so #its 7am and I already want to die #thoughts #― rea's thoughts 💭

[lanaevyssmoved]

How mad would Withers be if I kissed Bhaal, Bane and Myrkul

not mad. just disappointed

#fray.txt #ask #Anonymous #which is worse

[genderisareligion7]

Back when I was decent at art I made myself as a homestuck god tier

#homestuck #seer of void #horrible classpect lol but accurate #took it years later when a different alter was fronting more and I was a seer of doom #which is worse

[season-77]

From the series 'Great minds think alike,' look what I found in the closet during spring cleaning... I think I'll start wearing it again.

#shaun evans #endeavour morse #moustache monday #morsetache mondays #which is worse #that is the question

[salteytakesonmanga]

If anything Nami looks even more agonized than Zoro here.

#one piece #op ch71 #saltey takes on one piece #which is worse #nearly drowning and then getting punched in a stomach wound #or #worrying that your friends are in danger and their presence is threatening everyone you love

[quetzalpapalotl]

My brother, my own fucking blood, is telling me that eating someome is not an act of love because that's selfish. I'm disowning him. I no longer have a brother. The audacity.

#he doesn't judge my fetishes he just argues the symbolism of it #which is worse #well darling love is not inherently selfless but you're noy ready for that conversation