I feel like vernon is the type to follow you around as your shop for groceries . Like a little duckling . Then he would lose you in the shop and start panicking looking around confloofed
STOP IM OUKING BF VERNON IS PLAGUING MY MIND
OK WAIT
LISTEN
OK
I GOT SOMETHING OH MY GOD OK LISTEN
He didn't understand why his gf preferred doing their groceries at night, but he didn't dare protest. She's had him wrapped around her fingers and would oblige to any and all of her requests.
Vernon announced he was going to grab ice cream from the freezer section but she was too busy trying to figure out which eggs were produced by properly raised chickens. Was it pasture raised or free range?
When he returned to where he last left her, she and their cart was gone. His eyes wide as he realized he shouldn't have wandered off.
"Babe?" He popped his head into the next aisle.
Nothing.
"Baby?" His voice a little louder, his tone dripping in panic.
"Ba— Oh my god there you are!" Vernon sighed, placing the mochi ice cream into the cart. "I got scared."
"In Trader Joes?" She raised her brows.
It was a small store. In fact she heard him call out for her the first time, laughing to herself as she picked out this week's produce.
"I thought you left." He shrugged.
"You have the car keys."
"Riiight...."
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fucking hell
starting over yet again
i’m 22 now why am i still struggling w/this
what the hell is wrong with me
why do i keep giving in
why does the blood make me feel better
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babe wake up another käärijä boyfriend just dropped
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in a better parallel universe elon musk is a huge kpop fan and renamed twitter because he really stans monsta x or something
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hello i’ve gotten one hour of sleep in the past 36 hours and am currently fighting for my life against this covid booster shot but i’m gonna drop this wip wednesday snippet and scurry back to my homework hidey hole !! 🤧
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Freeze! ✧ ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ You’re under arrest for being so lovely. Copy this message to 10 other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserve it. Keep the game going and make others feel beautiful! (no pressure tho!) 💞
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Oh my god, Chan that's so sweet🥺🥺🥺
KHATHA, YOU DUMB MOTHERFUC-
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yes I will be watching the fnaf movie. my inner child will either be healed or highly disappointed but that's a risk I'm willing to take.
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faith gatekeeping a basketball player at MY SCHOOL from ME is crazyyyy 😭😭😭 love them tho @thatishowsueseesit
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my parents be like “no pressure” and then proceeds to say the most pressurising thing known to mankind.
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