馃惁鈥嶁瑳 (one of our caretakers): "Alright, who's going to clean the room today?"
*nobody volunteers*
馃惁鈥嶁瑳: *sigh* "Alright, gue-"
馃徆: "I volunteer as tribute!"
馃惁鈥嶁瑳: *starting to cry* "Thank you, 馃徆."
*some act like 馃徆 is going back into the hunger games*
*others are confused about why people are acting like that*
- 馃寣
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Conversation between a reddit user who migrated to tumblr and a tumblr user I saw on discord just yesterday.
Him: Why are people so obsessed with Dracula? Is it like a collective vampire fetish or....?
Her: Oh no it's not the Count we like! It's everyone else!
Him: ....like this Jonathan you go on about in #babygurl?
Her: Yeah! Our good friend Jonathan Harker who sends us the most delightful emails... Though he's been having a rough time of it recently...
Her: You should check out our cowboy too! He's wonderful!
Him: ........
Him: okay.
Him(about 20 mins later): What exactly is a Paprika Hendl?
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@gentrychild Oh God Inko.... *Wheeze in Asthmatic*
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NOT A GIRL MATCHING WITH ME ON TINDER AND SAYING THE QUEEN'S DEATH MUST HAVE BEEN HARD FOR A PRINCESS LIKE ME CRYING SCREAMING 馃槶馃槶
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y鈥檃ll my city鈥檚 queer event posted the poster of it and
someone went and put yassified byler there
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it's him .... justin swift .....
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