#U DONT GET ITTTTT

[r-moonie]

i need a chiscara fic with PLOT... childe barely tolerating scara and then realizing scara is good with KIDS which is a deal-breaker for him !!! scara meeting teucer !! (bonus points if childe is in danger and scara ends up saving him after meeting his little brother or smth)

#genshin impact #u dont GET ITTTTT #im craving #chiscara #childe #tartaglia #ajax #scaramouche #someone recommend me good fics of these two IM BEGGING

[pierozki]

every time i think about these pages i simply burst into tears

#U DONT GET ITTTTT #I MISS THEM SO MUCCCH EEUUEUEUEUEUE #my besties :(( #the way power cradles denjis head augh someone kiII me please #hayakawa fam #csm

[simonstamenovic]

can tell adolin iz close bc seeing The Bad Kal Ship on the dash n feeling like genuinely so ill

#U DONT GET ITTTTT #outgoing transmission

[klaissance]

they are god’s eepiest soldiers im begging please let them ReLaX

#klance #ahahahaha i did ittttt #i think this turned out cute what is rendering dont ask me #but every time i color a thing i get slightly less bad at coloring which is huge #klance fanart #my art #theyre COZY #and yes that is keith’s sweatshirt i have taste #i guess this is a shorter keith and brown eyed lance postif u squint #vld #voltron fanart #space gays #gays in space #keith kogane #lance mcclain #theyre in love your honor #please enjoy

[loves2spwge]

Life's falling away from me It's falling away from me Life's falling away from me Fuck!

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery / 0310.

#south park #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #flashing #<- is that the right way to tag that ? #gif #CLOWN KYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! #do u understand do u get ittttt!!!!!!! #i love him sm in his oversized jacket and little round nose !!! sob #stan too in his big cowboy hat !!!!! ;O; #aaghh the last scene is so so cute i dont know if its better with captions or not but stans little 'boo!' like.... you Have to understand!!

[grntaire]

ONE DAY IM GONNA CUT IT CLEAR !!!! RIDE LIKE PAUL REVERE AND WHEN THEY ASK ME WHO I AM I’LL SAY IM NOT FROM AROUND HERE !!!!!

#im literallt so unwell abt this song u don’t understand #it’s literally new england in a SONG YOU DONT GET ITTTTT

[ink-livi]

HMM?? WHAT DOST THINESELF SPEAKTH??? HMMMMMM???

I SPEAKTH OF NOTHING!!! GET OUTTA HERE!! SHOO!! I'LL BRING OUT THE SPRAY BOTTLE!!!!

#liv talks #weasel tag #ITS NOTHINGGGG #DONT WORRY ABOUT ITTTTT #look i am. getting ambitious and this may take a while to finish it is a SURPRISE #I JUST FIGURE UR GONNA LIKE IT AND U HELPED INSPIRE IT SO LMAO

[kimmkitsuragi]

alright making a pact w myself i will try bg3 A LITTLE BIT.... only a little bit not too long.... and Only If i can write this thing and email it to (redacted) tomorrow.

#god give me the strength to not throw up while doing this. ugh #i wanted to start tonight but........... studying german and doing fuck all was more tempting tbh #so.......... i will sleep and then i will wake up and then i will write this...... yes i will......... then i will write an email #and then send it.......... #and then only then i can try the game....... remember i will treat this as a test run to see which settings my laptop can handle........ #i will not spend too long on it....... i swear on my soon-to-exist romance with astarion........ who said that #bg3 #🗒 #btw she sent me an email saying what to do this noon so like. it wouldnt be weird to respond by idk tmrw evening right? #i always get so weird in the head abt these things. feels like i should respond right away but like. even if i responded right away #i could only say 'sure i will send another email when i finish writing it' ha ha ha #so like. it doesnt make sense. but also my mind refuses to understand how to be normal abt these stuff so i really dont know #also like there's 3 weeks to the deadline so. maybe i should chill and be normal and just write the thing tmrw and then send it #with the stuff she wanted and be like here u go! :) it would be normal i think #okay now we're over this now we have the other horrors. such as Writing It lol #i can do ittttt i can i just gotta commit and be brave etc #playing bg3

[cruelsister-moved2]

sc below:

i hate this post wheneveri see it sorry lol i can smell the supersessionism. ‘there’s an old jewish story’ yep because judaism is just a quirky abstract reminiscence to help u fix the brokenness of ur own religion and not like a completely different religion with its own theology and philosophy unrelated to urs. there are no people it belongs to or thinkers it produces there is simply an ‘old story’ which you can now insert ur own very specific cultural understandings and theological baggage onto without wondering what the person who said that actually meant by it and if theywould enjoy u using it 2 talk about the guy who invented antisemitism n was forced down their throats for the next 2000 years 

#i dont even know which 'old jewish story' its referring to because #thats like a super common mystical idea #if anything it sounds like more at home in islamic mysticism but i guess #something something 'judeo christian' [starts coughing up blood] #im aware imbeing a hater its not that deep btu i feel like that was a final straw for me today #if nothing else in the world i want christians to know that when anyone from literally any other religion uses this word they are not #referring to the same thing you are. call it a semantic coincidence #i increasingly avoid using the word because its like it confuses more than it explains #its better that you approach other religions with a complete blank slate and assume ur learning abt different deities altogether than to #think u have any understanding of what another religious person means when they talk about their god/s #its like when a word meaning something as vague as to do wrong or to disobey etc #gets translated as sin and its like. sin connotes an inherently christian concept that no other religion shares #comparative religion stop ittttt fr just stop #im still laughing from when i was watching this video n it was like. comparative religion dramatic reenactment #andthen it was just the guy trying to shove a square block into a round hole like in one of those childrens toys.. #anywya theres more context to this but its not really relevant when this is how its being shared n expressed whatever blows up

[jonahmagnus]

*Spends too long thinking about Jon and Daisy* Okay! Time to go drink boiling oil

#I am INCONSOLABLE #You guys dont even get it YOU GUYS DONT EVEN GET ITTTTT #Bashing my head against the wall #Tma #The feeling when. Your both predators starving urselves so you dont hurt the prey that u love so dearly #SCREAMS A THOUSNAD BILLION DEATHS. #Thinking about before and after the Buried...... DIES AND EXPLODES AND DIES AND EXPLDOES AND DIES AND

[chrisbangs]

chungha's new song nearly making me bawl my eyes out seeing her on stage and shining and singing and being mother of all time like 😭🫶💗 oh my god i'm so happy to see her thriving and once again FUCK mnh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#AND THE WAY SHE TOOK OUT HER IN EAR TO HEAR THEM SINGING ALONG TOO I FEEL FUCKING SICK 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕 #GOD I MISS U BABYYYYY ☹️☹️☹️ #also the way that fan asked her if she'll come back and chungha was like oh! do you want that? and she was like 🥺 yes and then chungha was #like oke i'll work hard for a comeback 🥹🫶 I NEARLY BAWLED MY EYES OUT YESTERDAYYY #GOD SHE WANTED OUT SO HARD AND SHE GOT AND SHES FREE AND SHES STILL DOING HER THINGGGG #also seeing nothing but positivity towards her in the qrts of EVERY twt abt her at the event in mexico has me CRYINGGGGG YOU DONT GET ITTTTT #IF ANYONE DESERVES THIS ITS HER !!!!!! #li.txt

[pomogranategf]

i gave this rant at 5am last night but i’ll literally say it again, Martha Jones trusted herself more than she trusted the Doctor which she showed again & again and that is one of the reasons he didn’t care about her like he cared about Donna or Rose because he needs someone to depend on & trust him completely and although she loved the heck outa him she said I’ll Do What I Like and he couldn’t have that !! and that is why the audience doesn’t love her, because the Doctor doesn’t ! ANNND the reason she has a good ending !! she has that line, He’s amazing but he’s like fire stand too close and you get burned, and she’s RIGHT Rose & Donna & Amy & Clara all have their tragic ends because the Doctor lllooooooooovvvvvveees them and he liked martha well enough but he was otherwise distracted & fucked up so he didn’t loooovvveee her and she literally survived because of it !!!!!!!!!! if he had loved her back she wouldve stuck around & be dead in a hole on some rando planet !! she TRUSTED HERSELF more than she blindly trusted himmm (bc honestly he didn’t give her Any reason rlly to think that he cared at all !) and so she saved his ass walked the damn earth said Thank You But This Ain’t It and GOT HERSELF OUUUUTTTTT

#i spent a lot of time thinking i was second best but do u know what I AM GOOD #SHE’S SO SLAYYYYYY U DONT EVEN GET ITTTTT #listen i didn’t even know i cared this much until the rewatch #dw #my stupid little thoughts

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

Hello! I hope you're having a good day! I was thinking about this Bakugou, where he penches his s/o lips whenever she teases him or compliments him, saying that her lips should be punished for driving him crazy or smth.

I just find this idea cute if you please can write about it 😭🤍

a/n:..wait...cus why are you a literal genius this got a lil kick teww ittttt.. (kinda soooorta angsty but like if you squint, katsuki is bad at feelings but he tries his hardest, kissing, no biting for once wow its been a while..dont worry yall its comin, short lil drabble, hope u enjoy ! <3)

"your eyes are so pretty katsu."

katsuki bakugou thinks he'll never be able to get used to you when he looks down at your head in his lap, raising a brow as a defensive mechanism to not turn red all the way down to his chest.

"where'd this come from ?" he leans into your hand almost reflexively when you place it against his cheek, still not breaking eye contact as you smile at him, he feels warmth crawl up his back and it makes him squint.

"nowhere," you run your finger across his cheek, than across his nose bridge "just wanted to tell you."

he gulps, clearing his throat his eyes fight to keep looking into yours, relaxed and happy and comfortable. it feels strange to see someone so comfortable around him.

"yeah ?"

"mhm, your lashes are so long too." you muse. it's casual, it comes out so easily.

he feels his heart beat loudly against his chest when you run your fingers over his eyebrows. you keep on touching him, and he likes it, usually. but it's overwhelmingly nice, you're overwhelmingly nice and he doesn't know what to do with it. because bakugou isn't sweet like you. he can't casually tell you that he loves your eyes, that he could be perfectly content staring at you doing whatever for hours on end, that random things he sees when he's out remind him of you and that you're the last thing he thinks about when he falls asleep.

because it comes out wrong, when he does. but even still your words make him so unbearably giddy. it's foreign receiving compliments, and if he does their almost always quirk related. but these are different and they're from you, so it feels even better and though embarrassment creeps up onto his body his heart buzzes and beats proudly. he feels like he can't sit still so he does the next best thing.

"shush." he mumbles, pinching your cheeks to make you pout. you splutter out a giggle when he leans down to place a sloppy wet kiss onto your duck lips. "you keep sayin' weird shit.." he dodges your grin when he lets go of your cheek.

"but they are long ! and your eyes are pretty ! that's not weird, it's the truth." you maintain, nodding afterwards like your word is law. fuck, he loves you.

"be quiet." he pinches your lips shut and you start flailing around with muffled giggles and squeals. katsuki follows, laughing through his nose and meanly moving your lips around in his grip.

"fuck, you drive me crazy.." your eyes snap open at his soft eyes and words. his eyes shine mischievously but his cheeks are bright as he smirks. you pout at him and it makes him want to squeeze you until you pop. ( he remembers you called it cute aggression or something)

"you talk too damn much." he pinches your cheek "needa be punished for drivin' me nuts all the damn time."

"jush shay yur not goo wif complimeshs." katsuki snorts at your attempts to talk with your cheek in his grip, and he can't help the half smirk on his face when you laugh. he releases your cheek in favor of leaning down to press his lips against yours.

"you're the pretty one, dummy."

"but we can both be pretty !"

"whatever, you're prettier then."

katsuki still feels his heart thump loudly in his chest, and he's sure he'll keep feeling like this for a long while. your words will keep sticking to his heart like they always do. and maybe he is 'pretty', he'll go along with that for you, but you're definitely prettier.

#thanks for the ask anon! #bakugou katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugou x reader #bakugo fluff #bakugou imagine #bakugou x reader #katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugo x reader #bakugou katuski x reader #bakugou fluff #bakugou katsuki #i wrote this at lightning speed cus this was such a cute idea #i couldnt wait #kinda poopy ending msorry :(( #bakugo drabble #bakugou drabble #katsuki bakugo fluff #bakugo katsuki x reader #katsuki x you #katsuki x y/n #bakugou x y/n #bakugou x you #bakugo x female reader #bakugo x reader #bakugo x you #bakugo x y/n

[sanjisblackasswife]

Hi Timi! I don’t know if you’re request are open and if they’re not then please ignore this! Could I get your thoughts on the monster trio and their music taste please? Also I’m jealous of your set up I want it 😭

A/N: Awe:) Thank u smm :))))❣️ Enjoy!

𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕠’𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕔 𝕋𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖

Ft. Luffy, Sanji, Zoro

CW: None, Sanji is implied to be in a established relationship (or u can view it as him having a crush on you), Also im not a music expert I listen to the same three songs every single day🧍🏾‍♀️, All opinions too so dont fuckin try and add your own or correct mine make ur own damn post abt it

Luffy

Luffy isn’t biased about much so I doubt he’d be biased about music. His playlist can go from Avril Lavenge to friggin Tupac to it doesn’t really matter, it’s always on shuffle too when he listens

A LOT of Eminem (Moreso his Slim Shady Era). Bro really gets hype when he listens to him. Knows the words VERY quickly.

Knuck if You Buck🧍🏾‍♀️….just….don’t ask..just know ..if he plays that song he about to get ignorant.

Missy Elliot. Loves Missy Elliot, loves her songs, style, everything.

Kinda unrelated but he has a celeb crush on Sade and Lauryn Hill. Which he also listens too.

He does love Nicki Minaj. He is a fan, he likes her 2013-16 era the most

Blast Cardi B mostly because Zoro doesn’t like her

MJ LOVEEERRRRRRRRRRRR Absolutely loves “Thriller”, “They Dont Care About Us”, and “Smooth Criminal”🧍🏾‍♀️

Plays alotta krunk songs to battle against Usopp🧍🏾‍♀️

Also he likes alotta ignorant ass TikTok audios: i.e “Island boy”

Mf be walking around the sunny like

“CUZ IM AN ISLAND BOY🗣️ JUST TRY TO MAKE ITTT ITTTTT!”

also

also

“GIRL WHERE YA GOIN”

and here go Usopp: “HMMMM YAAAA BRING DAT ASS BACK HERE”

and here go Chopper because he wanna be included: “HMMM 🅰️🅰️🅰️!”

🧍🏾‍♀️

BUT SEAN PAUL IS HIS MF GO TO. If you dance with him to any of his songs be prepared for Luffy to grind against you…it’s so attractive when he sings the song because his accent peaks through

Sanji

Very old school R&B, classical guy.

He also loves a few Megan the Stallion Songs

Another hardcore MJ fan, plays a lot during the evening

Another song he loves is Jealous by Labrinth. It’s something he usually plays when he is on the deck smoking and thinking.

Same with Jorja Smith he loves her songs as well

If you can catch it, while Sanji is cooking you can sometimes hear him sing Love Story by Indlia and it’s the prettiest voice you’ll ever hear.

He also plays songs like Tadow and Infruanami. They’re his new faves.

Will play them old school songs like Just The Two of Us and some Al Green

He has such an old soul😭

He really plays them because they remind him of you, but three songs that reminds him of you (besides all of ‘em) are Easily by Bruno Major, Dark Red by Steve Lacy, and Not Around by Nova

Also loves Teynna Taylor and Rihanna sm

A “guilty pleasure” song he loves to hear is that one song that go like “my neck my back lick my 🐱 and my crack”🧍🏾‍♀️

and yes he made you a playlist

also yes he has a playlist for when he has sex (it’s really good actually)

Zoro

“IM THE PREDATOR—-“

I’m sorry.

Just kidding.

Eh. Zoro just hates Cardi B songs.

Dont ask why he just does they irritate him.

Anyways ummmmmm he listens to chill lo-fi. He does he is a very simple guy. There are a few Lauryn Hill songs he vibes too, a few very chill R&B

I actually don’t see him listening to anything very loud like rock music or anything. If he is ganna listen to music while working out he needs to be as focused and relaxed as he can.

Somehow always finds THE BEST underground jazz/R&B artist???

Like his playlist is SO interesting and filled with hidden gems

He like SZA on the low

Luffy put him on

Vibes to Brent Faiyaz when he is just chilling cleaning his swords

He doesn’t listen to music much in the first place but it’s cute to hear him mutter the songs to himself when he does.

#one piece #black reader #TimikosMonsterTrio #one piece headcanons #one piece x female reader #sanji #sanjionepiece #one piece x black!reader #sanji imagine #sanji x black reader #sanji x reader #x female reader #female reader #black foot sanji #one piece scenario #zoro headcanons #zoro hcs #luffy #luffy headcanons #ronoroa zoro #one piece zoro #luffy x reader #one piece fluff #luffy fluff #sanji fluff #zoro fluff #monster trio #monster trio headcanons

[mattsbella]

“impossible” - matt sturniolo

୨୧ ₊˚•. ↳ pairings : matt sturniolo x almira gomez (fem!oc)

—— ୨୧ ₊˚•. ↳ warnings : angst, fluff

୨୧ ₊˚•. ↳ summary :

ALMIRA GOMEZ had been a fan of the triplets ever since they started, coincidentally she also lived in boston, but in cambridge. she was posting on instagram once when the MATT STURNIOLO noticed her post, also posting pictures with the same caption. is it impossible for these two to get together?

chapter 006

“leave me alone”

messages, insta, real life

——— MESSAGES ———

matt.

almira please listen to me.

one missed call from matt.

almira please.

mira cmon

mira you just need to read one message

please almira just answer me

one missed call from matt.

mira 🌅🩷

leave me the fuck alone.

matt.

fine.

wait no its not fine

mira please.

mira 🌅🩷 HAS SILENCED NOTIFICATIONS 🌙

——— INSTAGRAM ———

@almiragomez

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almiragomez how i feel rn (i have been crying for the past 2 days)

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2 HOURS LATER

——— MESSAGES ———

matt.

mira please i will literally beg you just answer one call i can explain everything.

mira 🌅🩷

get on ur knees then.

matt.

still crazy huh?

mira 🌅🩷

now you answer my call.

“you have 4 minutes” almira says as she snuggled into the blankets of her cozy bed, and matt hold his phone to his ear. almira had him on speaker since she wanted to sleep right after.

“ill only need 2. so basically bree used to be one of my fucking talking stages who is obsessed with me.. i mean its me” making almira giggle a bit. “anyways, we ended off things the day before i found your account but she hasnt left me alone since. i swear to god i dont like anyone but yo- shit.” matt finishes and realises what he just said.

“what did you just say?” almira exclaimed as she giggles and immediately gets hanged up on, she finishes the laugh and goes to sleep.

but after about 20 minutes. she heard the doorbell.

she gets up from bed and goes to the front door.

“whoever cut my sleep off i will kill yo- matt?” she says as she opens the door and sees matt holding a bouqet of pink and white roses with brown paper wrapped around them, and a small bow on the bottom, with a letter on the top and a kinder bueno.

“i know this sounds fucking weird and shit but like i remember you saying you wouldve hated if someone asked you out from call so im never doing that, anyways besides the point, as i was saying, i would never ever like someone more than you mira, i swear” he says in what seems like one breathe, making him pant currently.

almira is speechless just looking at him with mouth agape.

“please say somethi-“ matt says in a soft soft whisper before he gets cut off with almiras lips on his.

sure they kissed before but not like this, not this lovingly.

as they pull away matt asks “can i be your boyfriend?” with a soft voice.

she giggles “yes you idiot”.

——— INSTAGRAM ———

@mattspinkshirt

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mattspinkshirt ME RN (marylou gonna be screaming “nuse reja jeme”)

matthew.sturniolo AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

↳ mattspinkshirt AHHHHHHH MY BABYYYYYY

↳ user : WHAT?

nicolassturniolo WHAT HAPPPPPPPEEEEENEED

↳ mattspinkshirt becoming a wife happened

matthew.sturniolo I PUT A RING ON ITT (not yet 😩)

↳ mattspinkshirt u better.

↳ user : HUHHHHHHH?

↳ user : HWAAATATATA YALL CLIP THIS

christophersturniolo tell me why matt just messaged the groupchat “I DID ITTTTT” and leaves.

↳ mattspinkshirt oh so im a joke to you. @matthew.sturniolo

↳ matthew.sturniolo NONONONO NEVER EVER EVER UR THE LIGHT BENEATH MY WINGS THE LITERAL LIGHT OF MY LIFE AND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

↳ mattspinkshirt i love you. 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🖕

↳ nicolassturniolo okay enough flirting

@rootbeersn1fan

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rootbeersn1fan literally our beach. ( i love my gf so much i love her)

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a/n

idk if this is last chap

#sturniolo triplets #christopher sturniolo #matt sturniolo #sturniolo fanfic #nicolas sturniolo #nick sturniolo #sturniolo smut #impossiblefanfic

[hotluncheddie]

gator living in sweatpants is so special to me his fat ass and round belly n hips are NAWT fitting into his old combat pants… however he totally wears his old shirts every so often when he wants to tease his love :3

practically bursting the seams of his old under armour shirts or tank tops and just walking around the house like its nothing, cocking his head like a silly puppy and pouting innocently when his love questions his shirt of choice.

when his love says ‘gator, puppy, your shirt’s a little small, dont you think?’ he denies straight away, tugging fruitlessly on the hem to try and force it to meet the waistband of his sweats and he’s beaming and resting his hand on the top of his belly saying ‘see? fits perfect, mama/daddy :3’

his love is insatiable after that for Sure - 🐶

goddddd u rly killed me with the mama/daddy :3 at the end!!!!! u get ittttt!!!!!

but yeah - those combat trousers are a thing of the past!!! gator just wearing sweatpants all the time now, but with his boots bc those are still comfy.

maybe his love wants to go out, drive around, maybe get food. so they tell gator to get ready. he comes down in boots and sweats but one of the oldest tank tops he owns, stretched to the limit over his belly and showing off his soft chest. 'puppy, what's this outfit? we're going out.'

but gator just pouts, pulls the tank down so it covers his bellybutton and shows off even more chest hair. 'What mama/daddy? fits.' but its already starting to roll back up over his wider hips.

his love just huffs, marching him back to their room 'silly puppy, can't even dress himself' and gator whines but he's smiling though his pout because he likes the hands digging into his hips. and his love sits him on the bed, pulling the vest off. 'since puppy wants to be a tease, not do as mama/daddy asked, lets play a game shall we?' and they pull out one of gators old flannels.

'were gonna go out, puppy's going to show off his belly like he so desperately wants too. but no touching until baby pops a button, okay pup?' they ask, doing up the shirt around gators chubby middle. buttons already pulling around the widest part.

gator whines and squirms, hard and already leaking as he gets manhandles into the shirt, cheeks red and mind already foggy due to being told off for being a brat.

'm'kay mama/daddy.' he pants, standing and feeling over the buttons with his fingers, leaning in for kiss which they grant him but when he pulls their hands towards his middle again they pull away, grabbing his hand and heading towards the door. gator goes easily his stomach rumbling.

#hotlunch #ask #gator tillman #chubby gator #i hope these are ok still 🥺 #u write them so fast!!! #🐶 anon