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Legally Blonde UK remake starring 2000s era Billie Piper and David Tennant as Elle and Emmett. Is this anything
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#SupermanAndLois Crew Wrap Party
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I wondered why NOprah purchased that 2023 Variety award for Fantasia. It seems her "award" was designed to promote/sell NOprah's latest (cinematic) business venture. NOprah has been partnered with Lifetime (Oxygen) & umbrella media companies for over two (2) decades. With nearly forty (40) years in this business, NOprah always protects her investment, hence the Variety promo in 2022 (for megflix) and again in 2023 at Kevin Costner's celebrity fundraiser & Beyonce's concert w/Thirsty Tyler Perry in the A-list section, etc. Royal Watchers who insist that NOprah no longer "supports" The MEGains simply do NOT understand that NOprah is a business woman. Ellen and Chrissy Teigen are bullies but NOprah & friends (Obama's etc) continue to BUILD them up.
Maybe this latest flop will get her attention? Doubtful.
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Pink Book Lessons, a black female vlogger, shared a video clip of NOprah & Gayle's premature ticket sales celebration at their luxurious Hawaii home. Comments section is GOLD----read below for a few nuggets.
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Although I respect Fantasia's talent, I have no desire to see this film or Broadway musical succeed. Not so much because of NOprah, but more so due to the destructive force Alice Walker continues to be in the black community.
Remember MEGain's history w/Warner Bros Exec
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NOprah sells Fantasia
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At least Fantasia was "authentic" in her interviews.
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"I never did any research...everything I needed to learn, I learned from him."-MEGain circa 2017
The COMMENTS Section!! 😬
(Remember she has a large financial Investment in these "Diabetic" Medications)
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Could've happened to a better person.
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This is strength, the most powerful person in the world needs and wants to be vulnerable & protected in the arms of his wife. This type of marriage & a marriage this far along is something we have NOT seen in films. It's why I LOVE #SupermanAndLois It is a shame that DC/Warner Brothers cannot see that fans love Superman and having a moving & a TV show with the character will not dilute the property. It gives us more of what we love. So upset S&L season 4 will be its' last! @tylerhoechlin @BitsieTulloch
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Tyler Bates talks about Marilyn Manson
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putterings, 268-265
                                      interruptions; Break off short sometimes, in the middle, outside matters, leave sentences about                                     gardening,   vowel sounds, consonant combinations hieroglyphics [to a]                                     forest-trained eye   puttering light, light work But,                                     after all the   suppression of signs by force snatcht holes and hills,                                     as if a hen had scratched it   there was that touching unevenness about it the one thing
puutterings     |     their index     |     these derivations     |     20230304  
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Friday 1/20/23 11pm ET: Beyond The Balcony / Episode 11
The companion program to the Balcony Show featuring independent music and beyond. In this installment we present music from these artist: Adam Warner, Ben Tyler, Bright Eyed And Blind, Christian Porter, Eden James, Kardang, Kenzo Creagan, Kind Hearted Thieves, Mat D, Mike Kuster, Once Around, The Beautiful Distortion, Voodoo Moonshine, Water Street (Not the order of appearance).
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Tyler the Canary Furrie from the heavenly planet Pleasure Paradise
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Tyler the brave, clever, daring, creative, wisecracking, selfless, bold, friendly, artistic, courageous, very intelligent, sometimes sarcastic, imaginative and sympathetic Yellow Canary Furrie loves relaxing out in the countryside on Pig Island milking Cows or just resting while listening to the calming melody The Singing Flowers hum softly to him at the same time looking up at the clouds or the stars. He first befriended his original creator Papa Bear (formerly Lachlan Ormerod) when he was reduced to homelessness after he was cheated then swindled out of his private stash of hidden Dragons Treasure aka Dragons Gold by a small gang of malicious Weasel, Ferret, Raccoon and Coyote Bandits before they burned down his farmhouse. Since then Tyler has developed an intense dislike of Ferrets, Raccoons, Weasels and Coyotes. That was when he first met Papa Bear along with his protective guardian angel aka Jodie the four hundred pound Pink Heavenly Whippet and a few other Animal Furries whom they helped on their quest. After telling his newfound friends the story of his ordeal Papa Bear kindly offers the weeping Canary a permanent home, to which Tyler agreed. Upon finally arriving on Pig Island, however, The Dragon Army from the planetoid Medievilonia come marching to storm The Castle of Heaven aka The Heavenly Castle to raid it of it's lost Dragons Treasure. Summoning a sudden burst of pent-up bravery and becoming surprisingly stronger than ever Tyler angrily joins in on the battle, physically attacking a few Dragon Soldiers and bashing them unconsciously. Papa Bear happily provides Tyler a Bird Wand to teach him some magic. Shortly after concocting a Stupidity Spell on the humiliated Dragon Soldiers Papa Bear offers the empowered Canary job opportunity, which Tyler gladly accepted. A while later Tyler has a part-time job at The Heavenly Castle as one of Jodie's loyal advisors (she is now queen since the thirty five foot tall Pink Heavenly Whippet successfully obtained most of The Dragons Treasure in the castle dungeons) and a full-time job at Georgette's Ice Cream and Yoghurt Co Factory as one of the dairy product delivery Birds alongside Papa Bear mainly due to his great respect for his true creator. When not working Tyler mostly enjoys either going to The Nude Camp, The Nudist Spa or even one of The Nude Beaches for because of his artistic passion for creating nude clay sculptures of every one of his heavenly friends. Tyler spends eternity singing loudly to ''The Canary Necessities'' while shaking and occasionally bumping his butt against the trees🐦🐥🛖🌴🌋🏖️🏝️
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tell me more about classic filk i know a few songs but never got deep into it
Heck YEAH
"Filk" is music (often but not always folk music-style, often but not always song parodies to the tune of famous pre-existing songs) about sci-fi, fantasy, and other fannish topics. Filk circles are popular events at science fiction conventions, and that's really where the genre started. The word "filk" actually arose from a typo in a convention program once, and people just rolled with it ever since!
Some of the most iconic albums in the filk world are the anthology albums "Minus Ten And Counting" (songs about space exploration and the real-life space program), "Carmen Miranda's Ghost" (songs about sci-fi space shenanigans and space ghosts), and "Finity's End: Songs of the Station Trade" (songs set in the world of CJ Cherryh's Alliance-Union novels, and my personal favorite. I've never read any of CJ Cherryh's books, but these songs paint such a vivid world.) "Space Heroes and Other Fools" is another big one, it's more hit-or-miss for me but it's iconic. Other really good and foundational ones are "Divine Intervention" by Julia Ecklar, "Avalon is Risen" by Leslie Fish, and "We Are Who We Are" by Vixy & Tony.
I lean more towards sci-fi and space than fantasy, but fantasy and paganism are huuuugely popular filk topics too.
Some of the most popular names to look into include Leslie Fish (intensely prolific, barely a fraction of her work is on any streaming or music service), Julia Ecklar (famous for her "ose," the filk-world word for sad songs - because they're "ose, more-ose, and even more-ose), Juanita Coulson, Kristoph Klover, Vic Tyler (who just recently died :( rest in peace), Duane Elms, Kathy Mar, Bob Kanefsky, Alexander James (trans, with lots of filk under his previous name as well), Vixy & Tony, and Seanan McGuire. (I like Seanan McGuire's filk music better than her books, hah.) Some other great ones include Cat Faber (most acapella), Astrisoni, The PDX Broadsides, Kari Maaren, and Sassafrass (also mostly acapella. Includes Ada Palmer). Heather Dale, Tom Lehrer, and Jonathan Coulton are kind of honorary filkers too haha.
The best place to get the ones from 80s and 90s cassettes are on the Internet Archive or Youtube; a few filkers who are more currently active have their stuff on Bandcamp.
And I'll leave you with a few of my Favorite Ever filk songs:
"Sam Jones" by CJ Cherryh and Leslie Fish
"Pushin' the Speed of Light" by Julia Ecklar and Anne Prather
"Chickasaw Mountain" by Leslie Fish
"Fire in the Sky" by Jordan Kare
"The Phoenix" by Julia Ecklar
"Freedom of the Snow" by Leslie Fish
"Burn it Down" by Vixy & Tony
"Hope Eyrie" by Leslie Fish, or this Minus Ten And Counting version
"Rocket Rider's Prayer" by Kristoph Klover, Ernie Mansfield, and Cecilia Eng
"Dawson's Christian" by Duane Elms, performed by Vic Tyler or Vixy & Tony
"Somebody Will" by Sassafrass
"Chances & Choices & Fortunes & Fates" by Astrisoni
... my tastes lean sentimental and ose but I swear there's a lot of very funny filk out there too
"Never Set the Cat on Fire" by Frank Hayes (a famous one)
"Banned From Argo" by Leslie Fish (an INFAMOUS one)
"Don't Push That Button" by Duane Elms and Larry Warner
"No More SF Cons" by Juanita Coulson
"One More Ose Song" by B. J. Willinger
everything Bob Kanefsky writes
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melusinealarice · 7 months
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So tiktok convinced me to read the shatter me series, and I cannot stand Juliette and Adam and even Warner, like quit bitching about every goddamn thing and the romance is just distasteful,
I miss Katniss, and Tris, and Brenda, and Mare, and Aurora, And Saedii, and Finnick, and Four, and Minho, and Cal, and Kal, and Tyler.
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"Professor Neil Ferguson, the architect of Britain’s lockdown, today denied ever calling for the first national stay-at-home order – in the latest instance of lockdown backpedalling."
Professor Lockdown Denies Ever Calling For Lockdown
BY TYLER DURDEN
MONDAY, NOV 06, 2023 - 03:30 AM
Authored by Will Jones via The Brownstone Institute,
In one of the more bizarre moments at the Covid Inquiry so far, Professor Neil Ferguson, the architect of Britain’s lockdown, today denied ever calling for the first national stay-at-home order – in the latest instance of lockdown backpedalling. 
The Mail  has more.
Professor Neil Ferguson’s terrifying March 2020 models warned that 500,000 Brits would die unless tougher action was taken to curb the virus’s spread.
It spooked Boris Johnson into adopting draconian restrictions that saw the country told they “must stay at home.” Vaccines — considered the only safe route out of the pandemic — were still months away from being deployed.
But Professor Ferguson, who quit his role as a SAGE adviser two months after being caught breaking social distancing rules to meet his married lover, today insisted he didn’t tell officials to plunge the country into a lockdown.
He told the UK COVID-19 Inquiry that the situation was “a lot more complex.”
The inquiry is in its second module, which is examining core UK decision-making and political governance.
Hugo Keith KC asked: “Do you feel that you did confine yourself to the provision of scientific advice, or did you become, despite your best endeavours, irrevocably involved in determination of policy?”
Imperial College London’s Professor Ferguson, nicknamed ‘Professor Lockdown’ for his infamous modelling, said it was a “difficult question to answer.”
He said: “I know I’m associated very much with a particular policy.
“But as you’ll be aware from the evidence I’ve given in my statement and statements of evidence, the reality was a lot more complex. 
“I don’t think I stepped over that line to say ‘we need to do this now.’
“What I tried to do was at times, which was stepping outside the scientific advisory role, to try and focus people’s minds on what was going to happen and the consequences of current trends.”
The epidemiologist drew heavy flak for his team’s modelling on the Covid pandemic. 
Their work suggested 500,000 Brits would die if nothing was done to stop the spread of the virus and there would be 250,000 deaths if two-thirds caught Covid.
Worth reading in full.
Ross Clark in the Spectator says that perhaps the most remarkable revelation from Professor Ferguson’s inquiry evidence is that “he spoke to and emailed Ben Warner at No. 10 on March 13th, three days before the Imperial paper [Report 9] was published.”
Warner was a data scientist brought into Downing Street by Dominic Cummings and whom Cummings later credited for inducing pandemic alarm in No. 10, so Ferguson contacting him directly beforehand is significant. 
However, Clark notes that in his email to Warner,
“Ferguson then stopped short of damning the Government’s policy of mitigation rather than suppression. In fact, if the Government decided to continue with mitigation, he wrote, ‘there is a rational basis to that decision which I would say the science supports.’ However, he added, the Government should make it clear how many people were likely to die.
“Intriguingly, Ferguson then went on to write: ‘This event is in the natural disaster category and the cure (e.g. massive social distancing, shutdowns) could be worse than the disease.’ In other words, he had at least considered the possibility that lockdowns could cause more damage than they were worth – but neither he nor anyone else seems to have tried to model this.”"
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Crossover Ships Tournament Contestants
Alright, after putting it off for a bit (due to real life being busy and also I got lazy), I’ve finally gone through and prepared the list of ships for the tournament! Congrats to the lucky 64, and apologies to anyone else whose ship didn’t make it in. I did appreciate every single entry that followed the rules, though, and all the infodumps made me smile!
Before the list, however, I wanna say that this post and the eventual bracket matchup post are going to double as places to post your propaganda via replies and reblogs (or even asks). Going forward, I will use whatever propaganda people add to the posts/send via asks with permission to add as propaganda on the eventual bracket matches. By adding any sort of replies/tags/etc to any further tournament-related posts, you are consenting to having that propaganda added into the tournament. If you are uncomfortable with this, please state it outright on any posts/asks you might send.
Also the rule about fanart for the ships still remains; if you send/provide fanart, please also provide explicit permission from the original artist or proof that you made it yourself. Otherwise, I will not feel comfortable using it in the tournament.
With all that said, let’s meet our 64 ships for the tournament! Please let me know if anything is misspelled or any information is incorrect:
Bayonetta (Bayonetta)/Palutena (Kid Icarus)
Beastman (Masters of the Universe)/Lifeweaver (Overwatch 2)
Ben Tennyson (Ben 10)/Rex Salazar (Generator Rex)
Chibiusa (Sailor Moon)/Kid Trunks Briefs (Dragon Ball Z)
Damian Wayne (DC Comics)/Marinette Dupain-Cheng (Miraculous Ladybug)
Dib Membrane (Invader Zim)/Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls)
Dimentio (Super Paper Mario)/Jevil (Deltarune)
Ash Williams (Evil Dead)/Crawford Tillinghast (From Beyond)
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III (How To Train Your Dragon)/Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians)
Isabelle (Animal Crossing)/Wolf O’Donnell (StarFox)
Jake Long (American Dragon: Jake Long)/Juniper Lee (The Life and Times of Juniper Lee)
JD (Heathers the Musical)/Nathan Prescott (Life is Strange)
Jigglypuff (Pokemon)/Kirby (Kirby)
Johnny Bravo (Johnny Bravo)/Samurai Jack (Samurai Jack)
Leonardo Hamato (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)/Yuichi Usagi (Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles)
Michelangelo Hamato (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)/Miles Morales (Marvel)
Reagan Ridley (Inside Job)/Toriel Dreemur (Undertale)
Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera (Ducktales 2017)/Clover Ebi (RWBY)
Gyro Gearloose (Ducktales 2017)/Hazel Rainart (RWBY)
Gandra Dee (Ducktales 2017)/Winter Schnee (RWBY)
Dewey Duck (Ducktales 2017)/Whitley Schnee (RWBY)
Mogar (Xray and Vav)/David (Camp Camp)
Jimmy Neutron (Jimmy Neutron)/Timmy Turner (Fairly Oddparents)
Jane Porter (Tarzan)/Captain Amelia (Treasure Planet)
Max Goof (Disney)/Yakko Warner (Animaniacs)
Huey Duck (Ducktales 2017)/Wakko Warner (Animaniacs)
Dewey Duck (Ducktales 2017)/Silver the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Wirt (Over the Garden Wall)/Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls)
Webby Vanderquack (Ducktales 2017)/Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls)
Max (Camp Camp)/Phineas Flynn (Phineas and Ferb)
Sora (Kingdom Hearts)/Jim Hawkins (Treasure Planet)
Angus McDonald (The Adventure Zone)/Shigeo Kageyama (Mob) (Mob Psycho 100)
Anne Boonchuy (Amphibia)/Nepeta Leijon (Homestuck)
Applejack (My Little Pony)/Hol Horse (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders)
Aqua (Kingdom Hearts)/Cinderella (Cinderella)
Commander Peepers (Wander Over Yonder)/Wilt Michaels (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends)
Ditzy Doo (My Little Pony)/The Doctor (Doctor Who)
Jiminy Cricket (Pinocchio)/Timothy Q. Mouse (Dumbo)
Sam Winchester (Supernatural)/Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)
Bowser (Super Mario)/Dr. Eggman (Sonic)
Kokichi Ouma (Danganronpa)/Venti (Genshin Impact)
Charlie Bradbury (Supernatural)/Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)
Alex Mercer (Prototype)/Desmond Miles (Assassin’s Creed)
Adrien Agreste aka Chat Noir (Miraculous Ladybug)/Berry Shirayuki aka Mew Berry (Tokyo Mew Mew)
Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony)/Shockwave (Transformers Prime)
Floyd Leech (Twisted Wonderland)/Kanata Shinkai (Ensemble Stars)
Skales (Lego Ninjago)/Starscream (Transformers Prime)
Selina Kyle aka Catwoman (DC Comics)/Loki (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
Phone Guy (Five Nights at Freddy’s)/Wally Franks (Bendy and the Ink Machine)
Megaman (Megaman)/Pit (Kid Icarus)
Merida (Brave)/Rapunzel (Tangled)
Ange Ushiromiya (Umineko no Naku Koro Ni)/Rin Tohsaka (Fate/Stay Night)
Bendy (Bendy and the Ink Machine)/Cuphead (Cuphead)
Luca Paguro (Luca)/Maisie Brumble (The Sea Beast)
Princess Peach (Super Mario)/Samus Aran (Metroid)
Blossom Utonium (Powerpuff Girls)/Dexter (Dexter’s Laboratory)
Daffy Duck (Looney Toons)/Donald Duck (Disney)
Kefer (Egyxos)/Dragon Shiryu (Knights of the Zodiac)
Gaz Membrane (Invader Zim)/Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls)
Gregor (Star Wars the Clone Wars)/Harley Quinn (DC Comics)
Sally “Thorn” McKnight (Scooby Doo Franchise)/Skwisgaar Skwigelf (Metalocalypse)
Astro Tenma (Astro Boy (2009))/Wilbur Robinson (Meet The Robinsons)
Apollo (Percy Jackson)/Clark Kent aka Superman (Superman)
Madoka Kaname (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)/Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
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Total Drama Camp Island au
Fuck it. Au where Camp Wawanakwa is a Theatre camp. Chris is the director, Chef is the technical director. Mixing Gen 1 and Gen 2, the cast and crew splits up like this:
(PS, if two people have the same role, it’s just double cast.)
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Alejandro - Joined because he enjoyed theatre as a class. He easily gets roles, though his charm is sometimes seen as an unfair advantage to others so he doesn’t audition much.
NOTABLE ROLES
the Phantom
the SQUIP
Emmett Forrest
Rocky
Kenickie Murdoch
Sierra - Joined because OBVIOUSLY she wants a place to nerd out! She gets good roles because she’s one of the only people who put all her emotions and being into her lines AND songs.
NOTABLE ROLES
Sandy Cheeks
Jenna Rolland
Columbia
Ronette
Delia Deetz
Duncan - I can’t decide whether he joined as a joke, or if his parents forced him to hang out with other teens. Maybe both. But surprisingly, he’s a good actor—AND can, surprisingly, do an incredible Mr. Krabs impression. He also constantly fights with crew to not wear a wig, keeping his mohawk onstage.
NOTABLE ROLES
Mr. Krabs
Jake Dillinger
Eddie
Orin Scrivello
Beetlejuice???
Tyler - Joined because he thought it would be like High School Musical. His roles are never big, but he has fun with them and always treats them like they’re the lead.
NOTABLE ROLES
Patchy the Pirate
one of the businessmen that purchases an Audrey II
Harold - He WOULD be a threatre kid if he could. He auditions with rapping EVERY TIME. And it works for him.
NOTABLE ROLES
Sheldon J. Plankton
Kevin G
Riff Raff
Geoff - Joined as a dare, and ended up loving it. He’s super chill about cast lists, and whatever he ends up with, he makes sure it’s including Bridgette.
NOTABLE ROLES
Patrick Star/Larry the Lobster/Gary the Snail
Damien Hubbard
Heather - She likes being in the spotlight. She expects roles, and she gets roles. .. not always. She’s typecast as the mean girl.
NOTABLE ROLES
Chloe Valentine
Regina George
Magenta
Vivian Kensington
Betty Rizzo
Lindsay - Loves movies and musicals and wants to be like that!! But she usually forgets her lines… and when she does, they’re all from Mean Girls. Even if she’s doing Rocky Horror, she’ll say her Karen Smith lines. Oh well.
NOTABLE ROLES
Karen Smith
Paulette Bonafonté
Frenchy Facciano
Leshawna - She has a big voice, so she’ll join to get big roles. Although, she’s never really cast in dance heavy roles…
NOTABLE ROLES
Pearl Krabs
Janice Ian
Audrey II/Chiffon
Elle Woods
Owen - He thought theatre camp could be fun! He has a surprisingly nice voice, and is just really good at embodying characters.
NOTABLE ROLES
SpongeBob SquarePants/Patrick Star
Michael Mell
Noah - “Joined as a joke”. He secretly really wanted to. He has the gay theatre kid energy here… his voice is also quite pleasant.
NOTABLE ROLES
Squidward Tentacles
Adam Maitland
Brad Majors
Warner Huntington III
Trent - Joined for fun since he had a free summer. He always brings his guitar, and sometimes plays it for script read throughs.
NOTABLE ROLES
an Electric Skate
Aaron Samuels
Cody - Family got him to join. They hoped he could get really cute roles, and he acts like he doesn’t care. He does.
NOTABLE ROLES
SpongeBob SquarePants/Old Man Jenkins
Seymour Krelborn
Bridgette - A friend suggested she signed up, so she did—tries to get a couples role with Geoff ever since they got together.
NOTABLE ROLES
Mayor of Bikini Bottom
Brooke Lohst
Janice Ian
Brooke Wyndham
Courtney - She’s done every subject and activity, of COURSE she’ll try theatre! She’s destined to be a star! She takes everything extremely seriously. And if she doesn’t get the role she wants… it’s scary.
NOTABLE ROLES
Christine Daae
Jenna Rolland
Gretchen Weiners
Vivian Kensington
Barbara Maitland
Crystal
Katie and Sadie - They picked a summer camp they wanted to do together, chose this, and auditioned for EVERYTHING together. They don’t really do roles that aren’t a duo.
NOTABLE ROLES
the Delta Nu girls
Justin - Decided to join because he assumed he’d get roles IMMEDIATELY for how he looked. He did not.
NOTABLE ROLES
an Electric Skate
Kyle the delivery man
Cameron - His mom suggested he joined a theatre camp because it felt “safe”—plus, he can actually sing and dance pretty well, since he grew up with his mom’s disco music.
NOTABLE ROLES
Seymour Krelborn
Anne Maria - She REALLY wants a shot at being a lead in a musical, but is painfully… tone deaf. But she’s pretty good at dancing, actually!
NOTABLE ROLES
Cha-Cha DiGregorio
Mike - His psychiatrist suggested he take a theatre camp, since his excuse for his switches is that he just “likes to act”. In reality, Mike… doesn’t really like acting. He’ll take one role, but all his others are usually done by… not. Him.
NOTABLE ROLES
Jeremy Heere
Beetlejuice (Mal)
Danny Zuko (Vito)
Zoey - She actually loves musicals! Big theatre kid! She can make her own costumes and knows way too much about the shows she’s in, but barely says anything about it because she’s nervous about appearing as weird.
NOTABLE ROLES
Karen
Christine Canigula
Cady Heron
Chutney Wyndham
Janet Weiss
Lydia Deetz
Sandy Olsson
Lightning - Joined by accident. He doesn’t know where he is. He likes the attention, though.
NOTABLE ROLES
an Electric Skate
Brick - He was too nervous to join theatre at school, so he tried a summer camp no one had ever heard of… and it was perfect!
NOTABLE ROLES
Perch Perkins
Dr. Scott
Scott - Joined as a joke. Auditions as a joke. Usually tries to get someone to mess up a line or say the M word onstage…
NOTABLE ROLES
Rich Goranski
Dakota - OOOFF COOUURRSEEE she has to be center stage! Of COURSE! It’s not Broadway, but this’ll do!
NOTABLE ROLES
Brooke Wyndham
Miss Argentina
Dawn - (is usually crew)
NOTABLE ROLES
Audrey
CREW
DJ - paints sets!
Eva - helps with exercises and choreography!
Gwen - head of makeup!
Izzy - she does the practical effects/special effects/visuals!
Courtney - she has FOUGHT with Chris and Chef to be allowed to act and do crew at the same time. she does lights. do NOT let her be stage manager.
Ezekiel - also pants sets!
Beth - assists in costuming!
Cameron - prop master!
Mike - when he can avoid acting, he helps Cam!
Dawn - she’s an assistant stage manager, and always knows who’s playing what before the cast list gets written somehow…
B - to save money on hiring various companies for flying or using other big machinery, he handles that himself.
Sam - sound master!
Brick - when he’s not acting, he works on being head of costumes!
Jo - stage manager!
PPS. I know most of these are adult shows, but do you think Chris gives a shit
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