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#Thor and Jane were the best part that was a solid core for the movie
fencecollapsed · 2 years
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I may just have a very evident bias but I think the way Thor and the Guardians parted ways in Love and Thunder really REEKED of the "no one in marvel movies can actually be friends with each other" thing
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rose-lighters · 5 years
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Time to rank every MCU film
Yes I am doing that oh so original thing of ranking every marvel film from worst to best. Criticisms and debates are welcome. (Disclaimer: I like all these films unless stated otherwise)
X. Incredible Hulk - I haven’t seen it. Sorry.
21. Guardians Of the Galaxy Vol. 2 - I can honestly say I hated this film. The only likeable part of the whole film was the soundtrack and the first few minutes with Groot dancing. Beyond that it was dull, cringy and oh so predictable. The second that Ego (???) appeared and said he was Quill’s dad I was just like “Oh so this guy’s the villain then” and noped out of there. I never saw past that point and don’t intend to.
20. Captain America: The Winter Soldier - People praise this film till kingdom come and I for one do not get it at all. Many say that it is unique in moving away from the typical superhero film and towards the spy genre. Maybe I just don’t like spy films but it is in no means a great Marvel film. I liked it enough but it’s so forgettable I had to google the plot for this review. I liked the characters and all but it just never stuck with me as anything special.
19. Guardians Of the Galaxy -  Maybe I just don’t like the guardians??? I don’t know but this was another film that just didn’t stick with me. I like Rocket and Groot but beyond that the Guardians themselves hold no interest with me. I don’t care for the humor particularly and whilst the music is great that really shouldn’t be the best part of a film unless it’s a musical.
18. Avengers: Age of Ultron - People hate this film, I however do not. It’s an okay Marvel film, I don’t care for it enough to hate it. I like that scene where they’re all trying to lift mjolnir and I think I liked the ending (I watched it like two years ago so I don’t remember that well) but I have to agree with a lot of the criticism of white washing the Maximoffs (despite how much I love Elizabeth Olsen and Aaron Taylor Johnson, it was still shady). I didn’t hate the ‘giving Hawkeye a family’ like a lot of people did because the already made it clear he wasn’t like comic Clint.
17. Thor: The Dark World - Now we’re moving into films I do like (I love Marvel films more than I dislike them, it's literally just GOTG2 that I don’t like). This was a good film from what I can remember (as I said it's been a while since I’ve seen a lot of these films). I liked the story arcs, I liked that it was set in places other than America and space (ok, so I’m from England, sue me), I loved Tom Hiddleston in this film and I like Darcy. All in all it was an enjoyable viewing, a little dull at times but generally harmless.
16. Doctor Strange - This would be further up if it wasn’t for how dull the first half hour or so is. I had to go back and watch this months after I had first tried just because the start was so boring. Once I moved past it however it was a great origin film. I liked the humour in it and I have always had a soft spot for magic so it was a brilliant film. The effects were absolutely stunning and on aesthetics alone it would place as the second or third best marvel film. I loved the good guys and was genuinely rooting for them despite Strange being a bit of a snarky arsehole.
15. Iron Man - Is this a very important film? Yes. Is it a great film? Also yes. Do I remember it? Not at all. Okay, so I remember some stuff and what I do remember was great but to say its a film that sticks out would be a lie. It’s THE origin story in as much as it’s a formulaic one: flawed character is traumatised and realises their flaws in the process, is influenced by important person, becomes a hero and is betrayed. It works though. That’s the thing, it works so damn well that its almost not in the formula. It's a great watch and honestly RDJ looks great in it (so not the point but I digress). That bit with Stane ripping out the arc reactor made me feel betrayed and I kinda knew it was coming. ( https://tonynatashas.tumblr.com/post/184375713429/that-scene-in-iron-man-where-obadiah-stane-is this post explains why this scene is so great important)
14. Captain America: The First Avenger - Another (enjoyable) origin story. If Sebastian Stan wasn’t in it it would probably be three places down but hey I have a type. No but seriously this was a great film because not only did it show off the brilliance of Roger’s transformation and gave us an idea of who he was and what motivates him but it also then gives us details of his waking in the 21st century and begins to expose his issues with this time travel (for want of a better phrase). This film shows you what you’re gonna get whilst still having pretty good effects, a good, solid storyline and a pretty badass comic book villain. The serum guy creeps me out though and there are so many ethical issues of that level of human experimentation on a person whose only friend went off to war, had Steve died they chose someone no one would really miss which is so concerning.
13. Captain Marvel - A lot of people may have a criticism of this film being so far down but for me it needs to be. I like superhero films where the main character overcomes a flaw and amnesia is not a character flaw. This is a good origin story but it is not a great marvel film. I like Carol but I don’t love her. I love the fact that we have a superhero film with a female main character and i liked that scene where she talks with biker guy but it felt like Samuel L Jackson was a more interesting character at times. I often rate characters on humor so there’s that. It was a good film but I’m mostly looking forward to what will be done with the character as she has so much potential. 
12. Spiderman: Homecoming - This is a weird one for me. It’s the only marvel film I own on DVD and it’s the only one I like where I skip scenes. I can not deal with cringy humour so I skip 80% of the jokes and awkward moments in this film however it’s a really good film. It’s funny and the music is great, I love Zendaya and Jacob Batalon probably more than Tom Holland, their roles are great and the film’s emphasis on friendship is one of the elements from the Iron Man and Captain America films that I love just further amplified. The references to Ferris Bueller and the fact that it is, at its core, a teen flick makes it a brilliant film. The vulture twist was also amazing. 
11. Ant-man and the Wasp - I feel like it isn’t talked about enough but I really bloody love Scott Lang. He is one superhero that I can really get behind because above all else he is just the nicest guy. He is probably one of the most human seeming characters in the MCU and it always makes for such an enjoyable viewing. This could probably draw with ant-man in terms of great films. I loved Ava Starr so much and my heart really went out to her and that FBI guy was a total joy to watch. The Ant man films are so funny and light hearted that they don’t have that sort of weariness that other MCU films have. If only Luis told more stories in the MCU.
10. Ant-man - Honestly just look above. Also I love Hank Pym and Hope Van Dyne so much. The villain was kind of eh but I loved the heist aspect.
9. Black Panther - I watched this film for Shuri and to an extent because I felt obligated to so I had low expectations. People were talking about it for the significance of fighting for equality (which I am all for, don’t worry) so I was expecting it to not live up to the hype and it didn’t. That being said it was a bloody great movie. The movie was beautiful, the use of colour and the CGI tech was so damn pretty. The plot was brilliant and for a while I wanted Erik Killmonger to win, he put forward a good argument and I like a ‘baddy’ so to speak. The fights were great and I was so here for their version of going under cover finally not being a hoodie and cap. Was it over hyped? Hell yeah. Was it still a great film? 100%
8. Iron Man 3 - This gets a hell of a load more crap than it deserves, mostly from comic book fans who can’t stand that their precious mandarin was a hoax but honestly I respect the fuck out of marvel for that. Rather than having a stereotypically asian terrorist they turned that stereotype on its head and made the white guy the actual terrorist. Ben Kingsley is one of my favourite actors and he was amazing. I, obviously, also loved the representation of PTSD as a serious issue and how it was displayed in all of its real ugliness. For once it didn’t just show a damaged person who was fixed with romance. So yeah, this film was a masterpiece.
7. Captain America: Civil War - Zemo may just be my favourite MCU villain to date, why? Because he fucking won. This was a film about a man who knew his victims and rather than stupidly trying to attack the big scary strong guys he exposed them and made the best of circumstance. He got under Captain America’s skin and played him like a puppet. This was more than just a villain, this was finally a smart villain. Not to mention that this film had some of the best action sequences and heart breaking moments whilst still having time for a laugh. It’s also the first film (in my opinion) that called out Steve’s morals and his obsession with the past. Bucky was hot used against him and it showed that above all else, even the little people, Steve’s loyalties are with his past.
6. Thor - Most people would disagree and rate this film far lower however for me this was the start. I didn’t grow up watching superhero films because I didn’t like watching TV as a kid so it wasn’t till I was 13 that I saw a superhero film and this was it. I honestly watched it because my friend had it on DVD and I thought Tom Hiddleston looked hot but from what I can remember this was one of the best films I ever saw. I wasn’t too bothered by Jane Foster but I absolutely loved Darcy, Loki and Thor. Whilst I’m not adopted I do know what it is like to be the younger and smarter sibling with an older thuggish brother who is still the favourite so I loved Loki with a passion and was so upset when he fell.
5. Iron Man 2 - This was the film that made me realise that I liked girls, Scarlet Johansson in a black cat suit and red ringlets was an amazing thing to little 13 year old me. Beyond that it was just a solid film, it had spies and daddy issues and sass and Samuel L Jackson. What more can you want?
4. Thor: Ragnarok - This is the peak of Thor, I’m calling it now. Never had a director before been able to capture the absolute chaos of Loki and the sweetheart-ness of Thor so brilliantly. As far as representations of characters this, Captain Marvel and Iron Man 3 may just be the best of all the MCU. This is the full completion of Thor’s arc, this is the film that the first Thor set up. Finally Thor is ready to be King. This film had so much humour but still set it all up so perfectly that it was more than just a comedy. Jeff Goldblum was amazing and honestly Taika Waititi should direct the whole of the MCU. He knows the characters better than anybody.
3. Avengers: Endgame - I cried three times. That scene with the portals was the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed and whilst many criticize much of the plot I don’t have too much I’d change, though in fairness I did like the cursed child so maybe I just have a soft spot for all things time travel. Dynamic timelines are not used in cinema enough and the three alternate timelines create have all sorts of implications for future films in the MCU. If Thor is not fat in the next film this may go down to 20th though.
2. Avengers Assemble - This is the film that I believe best represents what the MCU has to offer. It’s a light hearted superhero film with all the characters that were needed at this point in time. For its time it was ambitious and honestly it shows. I loved the dynamics between the characters, the plot was engaging and not overly complex and even if you haven’t seen any other MCU films it makes perfect sense. In some respects it probably is the best the MCU has to offer.
1. Avengers: Infinity War - Oh boy do I love this film. This isn’t just a film, this is the film. Did it have the same emotional impact as Endgame? Fuck no but it didn’t need to. It was serious. It was funny. It had just the right amount of just the right characters and may I just say that is the best that Captain America has ever looked in the MCU. I (controversially) really loved Gamora dying and most of the Guardians being dusted. The memes were great.This was the most ambitious cross over event since Wizards of deck with Hannah Montana. One thing that I can’t get out of my head though is Bruce’s comment of “broke up like the beatles?”. Does that make Bucky Yoko Ono?
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oldselfrejects · 6 years
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April 2018 in movies
I decided to record and rank every movie I watch this year, because why not? Here’s my year so far: January, February, March.
This April I watched 17 movies. Here are my top 10 (and beyond)!
1. Thor (2011)
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Seriously my favorite superhero movie and the start of my favorite MCU franchise. I love everything about it. I love the straightforward “origin” story with the hint of an overarching universe. I love the fish out of water aspect to Thor’s character, and how he’s just so himself all the damn time. I love Natalie Portman, I ADORE LOKI and his struggle, I love Branagh/Shakespeare/too-serious-for-this-world!Thor. I just love it all.
2. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
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(I know the top of the gif is not Ragnarok...but no one cares.)
I love these brothers. They make my world brighter. Their relationship is seriously the best part of these movies and keep me coming back again and again. But as much as I love Ragnarok (clearly, as it’s my second favorite movie I watched this month), it can’t quite overtake the original in my eyes. What really makes these movies Thor to me, is missing at the core of Ragnarok. It’s highly influenced by Avengers’ style, rather than what it was before. I STILL LOVE IT THO.
3. Zootopia (2016)
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Judy Hopps is who I aspire to be, honestly. This movie is such a mirror to our current world, it’s crazy. Thanks, Disney, for this movie that not only is a great movie for kids with a great message (it’s now part of my end-of-the-year, post-testing, I-have-nothing-left-to-teach-but-still-have-students-for-two-weeks movie rotation), but it also makes me bawl and totally rethink my own beliefs and actions.
4. Doctor Strange (2016)
A definite contender for second favorite MCU franchise. I’m not super familiar with Cumberbatch beyond this and Imitation Game, so I don’t think my love for it comes from the sole fact that he’s in it -- but damn he’s good. Maybe I should give Sherlock a try after all. Anyway, I love how accessible this cosmic world is (I expected to be totally confused and bogged down with jargon), and I hope Rachel McAdams becomes more of a major player and doesn’t go down the Jane Foster route (one of the few things I really hate about the Thor movies).
5. Ratatouille (2007)
Such a sweet, easy story about being who you are in the midst of a community that wants you to be someone else. The animation is so bright and sparkly, too. Cute, funny, meaningful -- everything a Disney/Pixar flick should be.
6. The Duchess (2008)
I love a good period piece, and if Keira Knightley is in it, more power to it. I love stories that feel too modern for the setting, and this one satisfies that need in spades. Reminds me that people throughout history were just people, and had the same issues as us depraved people of the future.
7. The Three Caballeros (1944)
I’d never seen this and finally bought the double feature along with Saludos Amigos. HOW DELIGHTFUL IS THIS MOVIE. I love the playful weaving of different stories together, with such bright, colorful animation and catchy music. Wish I’d had this VHS to wear out as a kid.
8. Pinocchio (1940)
I rarely rewatch this because it’s so stinking scary. Goodness. But it’s so good.
9. 17 Again (2009)
I don’t care what you say. Zac Efron is golden in this. Equal parts sexy, adorable, charismatic, relatable, clever, and funny. I totally believe Leslie Mann wants to get with him, regardless if he “looks just like [her] ex-husband.” Which, let’s be real -- Zac Efron grew up to be Matthew Perry?! Sorry, but no.
10. Rogue One (2016)
A solid side story for the Star Wars series. Say that seven times fast.
...And the ones that didn’t make the cut, after the jump:
I actually still really like all of these:
11. Pete’s Dragon (1977)
12. Cars 3 (2017)
13. Happy Anniversary (2018)
14. A Cinderella Story (2004)
15. Saludos Amigos (1942)
16. Step Brothers (2008)
But this one just makes me cringe too hard:
17. Dinner for Schmucks (2010)
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Thor: What Went Wrong With Natalie Portman's Jane Foster, Natalie Portman Reacts To Being The Next Thor https://youtu.be/-KmLaZLANWY Natalie Portman stood for Jane Foster in the really initial 2Thorflicks before disappearing from the Marvel Cinematic Universe,so what unavoidably stopped working with the individuality?Fans were thrilled when theOscar-winningstarlet was cast in the feature, yet by the time she calmly left the MCU, no one showed up to care. AlthoughJane exposed promise inThor, her ability was never ever before identified in its comply with up,Thor: The Dark World. Despite the individuality’s cozy feature, there are get ready forPortman to make her successful return in Thor: Love as well as likewise Thunder, not similarly as Jane Foster, yet as the Goddess of Thunder herself. Introduced in Journey to Mystery #84 in 1962, Jane Foster began as a signed up nurse that operated near to Thor in his temporal kind as Dr. Donald Blake. She in the future became a medical professional as well. The 2 had an off-again-on-again love in the comics for several years, yet eventually, Jane became far more than a love interest rate. After Thor was pertained to not worthwhile to have Mjolnir, it was Jane that consumed the mantle - though it was instead time before her recognition was revealed. Jane's endure remodeling occurs as she is undergoing treatment for breast cancer cells. Sadly, her freshly discovered powers eliminate the radiation therapy from her system each time she becomes Thor, leaving her weak in the repercussions. This was an important part of the individuality’s journey in the comics, yet Thor: Love as well as likewise Thunder manager Taika Waititi doubtsif Jane's cancer cells story will absolutely make it right into the finished motion picture. So why didn’t things work out with Jane Foster to begin with? Portman’s astrophysicist was set to play an integral role in the Thor films, but vanished after a disappointing appearance in Thor: The Dark World. Waititi proved with Thor: Ragnarok that he could reinvigorate the God of Thunder’s flagging franchise, so there is definitely hope for Jane’s future in the MCU, butThor: Love and Thunderwill have to avoid many past mistakes. Natalie Portman is an undeniably fantastic actress. She proved this with her incredible debut inLéon: The Professional and has continued to do so ever since with unforgettable parts in films such as Closer, V for Vendetta,Black Swan, andJackie. All that said, no matter how good she may be, Portman still wasn’t done any favors by the scripts she was given for the Marvel movies. These issues weren’t quite soglaring in Thor when the astrophysicistappeared to be written as more than a mere love interest for the titular hero. Despite her constantly swooning over Thor, she was fascinated by more than just his godly appearance. He was proof of something she’d been working towards her entire career. While Thor: The Dark World did its best to incorporate Jane into the story, ultimately,she wassidelined. After about ten minutes of screen time, she absorbed the film’s McGuffin, the aether, which incapacitated her, drasticallyhindering herarc for therestof the movie. Jane may have become emblematic of the film’s larger issues, but she really did not actually causethem. The movie is regarded by most as one of theMCU’s worst entries and is certainly the weakest of the Thor franchise. Although Portman was underserved by Thor, the film wasn't a bad starting point for Jane, but thesequelreally did notgive Portman enough to do, nor didit render her in a way that was especially interesting, effectively wasting an actress as talented as Natalie Portman. While the initial attraction between Thor and Jane Foster was clear in Thor, the bond between them was never really developed enough to make for a particularly exciting reunion in Thor: The Dark World. They enjoyed their time together and all, but liking someone over the course of a few days isn’t generally enough to overcome the reality of dimensional barriers. Perhaps if Thor and Jane had spent time together between films or if the character had more than the barest of mentions in The Avengers, fans would’ve had an easier time buying into this relationship.Though the God of Thunder had a lot on his plate between the events of Thor and Thor: The Dark World, at least a mention of an offscreen reunion would have further developed the relationship. The MCU’s tie-in comicsalso failed to add much depth to the situation. The script wasn’t the only roadblock for this couple. When it comes to cinematic portrayals of romance, the way the characters are written often isn’t the deciding factor on whether or not a love story will be compelling. The relationship between Thor and Jane wasn’t fleshed out, and though both Hemsworth and Portman are immensely talented, there simply wasn’t enough chemistry between the actors to elevate the material. Perhaps if there had been more sparks flying on screen, audiences would’ve actually cared about their post-credits reunion in Thor: The Dark World - which Portman wasn’t even actually present for - or the revelation that their relationship had ended in Thor: Ragnarok. Thor did a far better job adapting the God of Thunder than Thor: The Dark World. The parts of the film that work best are the scenes set in Asgard or other fantastical locations, such as Jotunheim. These extraordinaryrealms truly came to life in Kenneth Branagh’s hands, and the directordeftly balanced that magic alongsideThor's fish-out-water comedy on Earth. Even with that in mind, a group of scientists on Earth can hardly compete with the Shakespearean drama of Asgard. Unfortunately, Alan Taylor struggled in the sequel to make either realm engaging, though the scenes on Earth were particularly bland. Although Jane Foster became the face of the Thor franchise’s issues on Earth, she was never really the core of the problem. Much of Thor: Ragnarok’s success hinged on throwing the blueprint of the previous Thor films out the window.For the most part, this meant leaving Earth behind,which left no real place for Jane or any of her friends - though Kat Dennings’ Darcy Lewis will soon return to the MCU in WandaVision. The Thor comics have proven that some of the God of Thunder’s most amazing adventures can unfold on Earth, so the fact that this was not reflected in the films can hardly be blamed on Jane Foster. By the time Jane Foster effectively vanished from the MCU, no one really seemed to care. Thor explained her disappearance with a throwaway line about their breakup Thor: Ragnarok, but seemed generally unmoved by her absence. Patty Jenkins coming onboard for Thor: The Dark Worldhad made the actress much more excited about filming the sequel, butPortman's feelings toward the Marvel movies soured significantly in the wake of Jenkins' departure from the film. As far asmany fans were concerned, Jane hadn’t proven vital to Thor’s story and if anything, had become more of a detriment to it. Even her brief Avengers: Endgame appearance was created using repurposed footage from Thor: The Dark World. Thankfully,thisdoesn’t have tosum up Jane’s legacy in the MCU. Marvel wouldn’t have brought Portman back into the fold if Waititi didn’t have someintriguing plans for her. Aside from that, it seems unlikely thatthe actresswould agree to come back unless she was given a substantially better duty in Thor: Love and Thunder. Although the comics have served as little more than inspiration for the majority of MCU movies, Jane’s comic run as the hero is quite solid. For her part, PortmanreadThe Mighty Thor in preparation for her upcoming look. Waititi has already injected fresh blood into the Thor franchise business, so there’s no reason to think he wouldn’t be able to do the same with Jane. While little can be done about the lack of chemistry between Hemsworth as well as Portman, giving Jane her own storyline will certainly go a long way in providing a strong argument for the character's return. Taking into account the strong source material, Portman's considerable talent, as well as Waititi’s track record, there is little need to worry whether or not the next Thor movie will certainly make factors right for Jane Foster. https://videofeed.tv/amazing-tv/got-talent-global/most-amazing-pole-dancers-around-the-world-on-got-talent-top-talent/
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callingmrsbarnes · 7 years
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Prize!
Sorry this took so long! I’ve been having a few issues with tumblr so I hope this works!
Aesthetic
space: milkyway | stars | moon | sun | comets | venus | mercury | mars | pluto | jupiter | saturn | neptune
season: autumn | winter | summer | spring
occasion: christmas | easter | halloween | thanksgiving
location: outerspace | heart of a vast forest | eerie dark castle | deep in the ocean | high in a misty mountain | realm of the gods | small cozy cottage on a wide open field | city of skyscrapers
archetype: rebel | lover | chosen one | hero | explorer | jester | innocent | caregiver
time of day: early morning | morning | afternoon | night time | dead of night
creature: fairy | dragon | pixie | mermaid | phoenix | unicorn | banshee | elf | angel | nymph | vampire | werewolf
colour: pastel pink | turquoise | yellow | lilac | black | silver | gold | peach | other
flower: irises | orchids | sunflowers | tulips | roses | carnations | poppies | daisies | chrysanthemums | wildflowers
if you were a piece of writing, you’d be one of: douglas adams | john green | mark twain | f. scott fitzgerald | jane austen | c.s lewis | j.k rowling | stephen king | william shakespeare | ernest hemmingway
greek goddess: athena | aphrodite | artemis | hera | demeter | persephone
greek god: zeus | hades | poseidon | apollo | ares | dionysus | hermes | hephaestus
element: earth | wind | fire | water
Marvel
affiliation: the avengers | x-men | s.h.i.e.l.d. | nelson and mudock | alias investigations | stark industries | wakanda | asgardian | hank pym
powers (if you have them): super speed | super strength | mind reading | weather manipulation | element manipulation | teleportation | ability to pass through solid objects | manipulate emotions | invisibility | flight | creating force fields | time manipulation | can see the future | healing | invulnerability | shooting beams | n/a
location: hell’s kitchen | stark tower | avengers compound | xavier’s school for gifted youngsters | asgard | s.h.i.e.l.d. base | wakanda | other
job: Member of the Avengers but work part time for Stark Industries – that’s where you got your start with the Avengers. You worked closely with Tony Stark, perhaps in a business role before joining the team. You’d also work in public health in lower class districts, offering advice and helping out.
weapon of choice: powers | firearms | bow and arrow | swords | battle staves | knives | don’t use weapons | other
where you go to get away (and who with): london | paris | amsterdam | rome | dubai | greece | milan | vienna | florence | hawaii | melbourne | sydney  - with Natasha Romanoff
General
ship: Bucky Barnes – I was originally going to ship you with Steve but I feel that at the end of the day, he wants a cookie cutter life. I also was thinking of Clint but I felt that your heads may clash at times so for the sake of this, I’m shipping you with Bucky since he fits most of the criteria (I believe).
best friend: Wanda Maximoff – although you’d be close friends with all of the Avengers team.  
secret admirer: Sam Wilson
enemy: Besides the obvious, I feel like you’d have a love-hate relationship with Peter Parker. Maybe you’d just find him really annoying from time to time but you also feel the need to look out for him.
With Your Best Friend
how you became best friends: You and Wanda share a lot of the same values and sometimes she just needs someone who will go out and have an adventure with her or just stay at home and watch a movie. You’d befriend her after she first joins the team, feeling bad for how she ended up where she was but you’d soon find out that the two of you got on well together.
most likely to be found: Cooking food together (you make something from your country and she’ll make something from hers) and then finding a spot somewhere quiet to eat it and gossip.  
how they feel about you and your ship’s relationship: Wanda would be pretty hesitant at first, watching Bucky like a hawk and feeling a bit nervous about the whole situation but I feel after a while she’d warm up to the idea. Although, I think she knew that Bucky knew that if he did anything wrong he’d get his ass kicked.
what the talk they gave your ship was like when you first started dating them: It’d be a mess – Wanda would keep swapping between English and Sokovian but Bucky got the message.
who forces the other to watch movies they’ve already seen hundreds of times: Wanda
who tells the worst jokes: You
who accidentally exposes the others secrets: I don’t see either of you doing this
who always falls asleep first when sleeping over: Wanda
who gets the other in trouble: Both of you
With Your Ship
how you met: You probably guessed the answer but it’d be through Steve. You would be one of the few people Steve trusted to introduce to Bucky and he’d be right in doing so.
how you got together: Even though you’re a bit cynical, I could see you being so understanding of Bucky. You wouldn’t force him to open up and when hanging out with him, you wouldn’t be doing so with a worried look on your face and you’d treat him like you’d treat any other friend – he’d also be the type of person not to try and pry into anyone’s life so, on a weird level, that made both of you trust one another more. You two would probably just get together after the sexual tension between the two of you got too much and you’d just throw yourselves at one another.
who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: You
who starts the tickle fights: Bucky if he knows you’re angry at him
who starts the pillow fights: Not really much of a thing but you would hit him with a pillow every now and then
who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: Bucky – he finds comfort in seeing you sleeping peacefully
who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: B U C K Y. You’d also hear him cursing at the microwave and telling it to be quiet.
who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: Bucky
who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: Both of you have a bad habit of this
who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: Don’t tell me you wouldn’t draw on his metal arm with a sharpie because who wouldn’t
who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: You – for the lols
Christmas
who cuddles the most: Bucky
who takes too many pictures: You
who decorates the house: Joint effort
who starts the food fight while making christmas dinner: Bucky – he’d get impatient
who puts on the christmas albums first: You
who wakes up first on christmas morning: Bucky, but mainly out of habit
christmas movie you watch: Elf
christmas song you sing: Step into Christmas by Elton John
Miscellaneous Christmas Stuff
who you kiss under the mistletoe: Pietro Maximoff
who kisses you on new years: Steve Rogers
who you wear matching ugly christmas sweaters with: Thor (I feel like he’d enjoy doing it too)
who you get into the christmas spirit with: Tony Stark
who gets drunk and confesses their love for you: Bruce Banner
Halloween
gets scared and clings the other in a haunted house: You
makes a cosy bed fort to cuddle in: You
spends all October trying to scare the other person: Bucky
goes all out with the Halloween decorations: You
who cuddles the most all night: Bucky
wants to go trick-or-treating: You
gets overly excited about trick-or-treaters but ends up scaring them: Bucky
collects cool looking leaves: Bucky (“whoa, look at this sweet leaf)
steals the others sweets: Bucky
commentates the horror movies because they’re secretly scared: Both of you
Miscellaneous Halloween Stuff
who tries to scare you with scary stories: Sam Wilson
who you get into the Halloween spirit with: Rhodey
who you compete with at bobbing for apples: Natasha Romanoff
who you watch horror movies with: Wanda Maximoff
who accidentally wears the same costume as you: Tony Stark – wouldn’t be an accident though
who you get lost in a corn maze with: Clint Barton
  Harry Potter (I swap between eras!)
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best (core) class: astronomy | charms | defence against the dark arts | herbology | history of magic | potions | transfiguration
best (elective) class: alchemy | apparition | arithmancy | care of magical creatures | divination | study of ancient runes | muggle studies
blood type: muggle born | half-blood | pure-blood
quidditch position: beater | chaser | keeper | seeker | N/A
hogwarts era: newt scamander era | marauders | trio | next gen
wand core: unicorn hair | phoenix feather | dragon heartstring | veela hair
school life: prefect | prankster | head boy/girl | quidditch captain | quidditch team member | N/A
future career: auror | broom maker | wand maker | dragonologist | healer | quidditch player | ministry of magic employer | professor | journalist 
General
ship: George Weasley – but I could see you being with Remus Lupin too
best friend: Hermione Granger
secret admirer: Harry Potter
enemy: Lavender Brown and the Patil sisters
With Your Best Friend
how you became best friends: Hermione doesn’t like to have competition when it comes to academics and when she found out you were the one she was competing with for top of the class, she decided to introduce herself to you. It turns out you two got on really well.
most likely to be found: At Hogwarts you’re usually somewhere down by the lake or the courtyard
how they feel about you and your ship’s relationship: Hermione tried to be good about the relationship but she struggled to see what you saw in George. She thought you were too good for him but when she saw just how similar the two of you were and how much he adored you, she decided that maybe it was an okay decision.
what the talk they gave your ship was like when you first started dating them: Hermione didn’t exactly get a ‘talk’ in because every time she went near George he’d run away.
who forces the other to watch movies they’ve already seen hundreds of times: You
who tells the worst jokes: Hermione
who accidentally exposes the others secrets: You
who always falls asleep first when sleeping over: Hermione
who gets the other in trouble: Hermione – she does hang out with Harry and Ron, after all.
With Your Ship
how you met: Through school and Quidditch. George would see you as one of Ron and Hermione’s dorky friends and didn’t think much of it but when he saw you on the Quidditch pitch and then later sticking up for what you believe in, he couldn’t believe his luck.
how you got together: George is definitely a persistent guy; maybe he asked you out a few times and you said no because you thought he was an idiot (and he is) but eventually you gave in after seeing him look out for a few younger kids against some rude people. Eventually, the two of you would just end up together but it’d be a slow and almost sweet/cute process.
who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: George
who starts the tickle fights: George
who starts the pillow fights: Again, George
who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: Sort of fluctuates between the two of you
who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: George because what the fuck is a microwave
who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: Look, all of these are just ending up being George
who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: HIM
who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: Both of you
who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: You – just kidding, George
Christmas
who cuddles the most: You
who takes too many pictures: George
who decorates the house: You
who starts the food fight while making christmas dinner: George
who puts on the christmas albums first: You
who wakes up first on christmas morning: George
christmas movie you watch: Home Alone
christmas song you sing: Last Christmas (this would be sung very dramatically)
Miscellaneous Christmas Stuff
who you kiss under the mistletoe: James Potter
who kisses you on new years: Charlie Weasley
who you wear matching ugly christmas sweaters with: Luna Lovegood (she’d have the best sweaters, let’s be real)
who you get into the christmas spirit with: Ginny Weasley
who gets drunk and confesses their love for you: Harry Potter
Halloween
gets scared and clings the other in a haunted house: George
makes a cosy bed fort to cuddle in: You
spends all October trying to scare the other person: George
goes all out with the Halloween decorations: George
who cuddles the most all night: You
wants to go trick-or-treating:  George
gets overly excited about trick-or-treaters but ends up scaring them: George
collects cool looking leaves: You
steals the others sweets: You
commentates the horror movies because they’re secretly scared: You
Miscellaneous Halloween Stuff
who tries to scare you with scary stories: Sirius Black
who you get into the Halloween spirit with: Dean Thomas
who you compete with at bobbing for apples: Cedric Diggory
who you watch horror movies with: Fred Weasley
who accidentally wears the same costume as you: Angelina Johnson
who you get lost in a corn maze with: Hermione Granger – it was harder than you both though
  Star Wars – Again, I go between eras
era: original | prequels | new age
force sensitive: yes | minor sensitivity | no
affiliation: rebels | resistance | first order | galactic empire | jedi order | rogue
weapon of choice: blaster | lightsabre | electrostaff | ship mounted weaponry | n/a
General
ship: Poe Dameron
best friend: Leia Organa
secret admirer: N/A
enemy: Basically any member of the First Order
With Your Best Friend
how you became best friends: Just pretending that this is an alternate universe and you and Leia are around the same age, the two of you would become friends when you hear her give a speech and you commend her on being such a brilliant person. She’d love it and the two of you would just hit it off.
most likely to be found: Exploring wherever you’re being held up – so, people actually can’t find you most days
how they feel about you and your ship’s relationship: Leia would be a little protective but overall would be thrilled that the two of you are together. She’d adore Poe so she’d be happy that out of anyone, you were with him.
what the talk they gave your ship was like when you first started dating them: I don’t think Leia would be one of those people who give a ‘talk’.
who forces the other to watch movies they’ve already seen hundreds of times: Leia
who tells the worst jokes: Leia
who accidentally exposes the others secrets: You
who always falls asleep first when sleeping over: You
who gets the other in trouble: Leia
With Your Ship
how you met: You’d be partnered on a small mission together and he’s quite a loud character and doesn’t find it difficult to make friends so you’d become close quickly.
how you got together: I think both of you would realise your feelings for one another around the same time but you wouldn’t really do anything because with the First Order and whatnot, you didn’t really see it to be a good time to try and be together. However, when Poe got hurt and captured, you kind of went ‘fuck it’ and decided it was now or never.
who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: You
who starts the tickle fights: Poe
who starts the pillow fights: Poe
who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: Both of you have done this
who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: You
who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: Poe
who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: You
who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: Poe
who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: You
Christmas
who cuddles the most: Poe
who takes too many pictures: Poe
who decorates the house: Both of you
who starts the food fight while making christmas dinner: You
who puts on the christmas albums first: Poe
who wakes up first on christmas morning: Poe
christmas movie you watch: The Nightmare Before Christmas
christmas song you sing: Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree
Miscellaneous Christmas Stuff
who you kiss under the mistletoe: Finn
who kisses you on new years: Luke Skywalker
who you wear matching ugly christmas sweaters with: Omg I can totally imagine you making a matching sweater for BB-8
who you get into the christmas spirit with: Rey
who gets drunk and confesses their love for you: Han Solo
Halloween
gets scared and clings the other in a haunted house: Poe
makes a cosy bed fort to cuddle in: Poe
spends all October trying to scare the other person: You
goes all out with the Halloween decorations: Poe
who cuddles the most all night: Both of you
wants to go trick-or-treating: Poe
gets overly excited about trick-or-treaters but ends up scaring them: You
collects cool looking leaves: Poe
steals the others sweets: Poe
commentates the horror movies because they’re secretly scared: You
Miscellaneous Halloween Stuff
who tries to scare you with scary stories: Leia
who you get into the Halloween spirit with: Obi-Wan
who you compete with at bobbing for apples: Cassian Andor
who you watch horror movies with: Rey
who accidentally wears the same costume as you: Luke
who you get lost in a corn maze with: Finn
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