Tumgik
#This makes me laugh so much
chicademartinica · 9 months
Text
Is this a trope ??!! ( Phi @absolutebl what do you think ?) Can we call it « Please gay people stop being happy in front of me I’m having a bisexual crisis and a crush like I’m already overhelmed. » cut. (Apparently also present in Be my favorite but I don’t know when)
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
182 notes · View notes
fleetsummers · 6 months
Text
Tumblr media
assigning you kin with an epic Greek hero  ||  patroklos
oof, im so sorry babe you literally invented bury your gays AND dying for the hero's character development. you did then ask your boyfriend to mix your bones together in a single urn, so you maybe invented romance also? I wish we knew more about you beyond your relation to your partner, but maybe you’re happier that way. I think that you could be more than just him but I also think you really don’t want to be. Most of our fates out tragic but I think you’re happy that at least you got to choose your path, even though it was always going to end in grief
2 notes · View notes
kazooz · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media
Went to visit my favorite funny blue blogging site and FOUND A WONDERFUL AND SILLY SURPRISE??? I’ve (secretly) ((unironically)) been wanting one of these goofy things because they’re just *SO* ridiculous and now I’ve got not one, but TWO important checkmarks! They’re ~RAINBOW~ and VASTLY SUPERIOR and I love them. I’m laughing, this is the funniest thing that’s ever happened on this blue website, THANK YOU FOR THIS GIFT!!!!!!!
13 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
3 notes · View notes
dendrochronologies · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media
maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]
44K notes · View notes
its-your-mind · 5 months
Text
Tumblr media
EXCELLENT WORK EVERYONE KEEPING THE MISSPELLED TAG TRENDING DYSLEXIC PERCY WOULD BE PROUD
10K notes · View notes
beybuniki · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
Camie and Katsuki
6K notes · View notes
nick-nellson · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
FRIENDS (1994-2004) 9.06 The One with the Male Nanny
2K notes · View notes
willgraham-manwhore · 15 days
Text
Hugh answering almost every question with a blood-related answer:
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
tomcriuse · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE 2013, dir. Francis Lawrence
13K notes · View notes
emry-stars-art · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
When the misunderstanding is mutual but they’re both so sweet about it (coffee shop au edition)
Inspired by the tags below (originally on this post) from @blahblaheverythingisgay and @lovelyprincejehan accompanied by some thoughts:
Tumblr media Tumblr media
thank you for bringing this GALAXY brain take to my attention 😂 this guy comes in, all cagey about his past and his scars, always wearing baggy clothes but complaining about compression clothes (being on the run does a number on your joints and muscles), picking out a name for himself??? OBVIOUSLY he’s trans right
They somehow manage to have like three separate conversations about it without realizing they’re talking about two very different scenarios. Andrew only was so wrong for so long because scars on their own (and even being a criminal lbr) are such non-issues that it didn’t even occur to him that Neil could be talking about anything less important than being trans lol
Andrew had his little crisis about it and landed pretty solid on yeah he’s still into Neil regardless, and yeah he’s still super gay. He’ll figure out the rest from there. The only thing he didn't prepare for was Neil being uh. Cis
1K notes · View notes
lazylittledragon · 4 months
Text
do any other artists feel like. yeah you're a 'good artist' because you draw things that look nice, but like. TECHNICALLY? you're really not great
i really hate that i can recognise that yes, my art is good, but is it VARIED? is it dynamic?? is my anatomy good? is it full of texture and colour theory? do i know how to do This? can i do That? no, not really. and that's quite painful actually
1K notes · View notes
kiss-my-asymptote · 9 months
Text
I’m fucking dying Astarion’s early party banter is him just flirting with all the companions and striking out; none of them are having it. When he comes on to Tav at the party, not only is he manipulating them, but they are literally his last choice. Not even plan b or c, Tav was plan ‘fuck it, I guess we’re doing this!’ and that clown still fell into his own pit trap.
4K notes · View notes
willowser · 2 months
Text
i really think having an emotional connection is so important to bakugou sexually.
like, i think he has to be in the exact right mood in order to get off by himself at home alone. can't be too tired, can't be too stressed out, can't have too much on his mind regarding work or other things, and even if it's been a while and his body is sensitive and wanting for it—if his head is not right, he can sit there for hours and never reach his peak.
which is why i think ultimately he doesn't do it that often, because it pisses him off to waste the time and not find the release. makes him more agitated. i think porn for the most part doesn't help him because he's too picky, literature probably helps a bit more, but he's still picky, and his imagination can get him there, but his headspace has to be right.
i think he's slow to hands-on stuff, when your relationship starts, and you can tell he's going to be like that pretty quickly. he responds to your touch like it's an accident; you reach out to hold his hand and he pulls his back like your knuckles have knocked by chance, like you're too close. it's not meant to be a rejection of any kind, it's just—he doesn't want you to touch him if you don't want to. if you don't mean to.
but when he realizes that you mean to, that you want to—
it has him skyrocketing. surprises him terribly, the affect you have on his body, and how quickly, because not even he can always have that affect on his own body.
you reach up to push some hair out of his face and your fingers skirt his cheekbone and he feels like a stupid gross disgusting puddle of mush. you loop your arm through his and lean into him while you're walking and he feels like a prize, like he's yours and you're his and you want everybody to know and that gives him a rush of pride that makes his head woozy.
he's dropping you off at home after date number he-doesn't-know and you're staring up at him outside your front door and he knows he should kiss you so he does and his whole body lights up with a heat he doesn't recognize at all. just from that.
and then he finally gets it: that heart-aching, stomach turning, body shaking want he's only ever heard about, and now finally feels.
1K notes · View notes
sophsun1 · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
+ bonus
Tumblr media
Interview With The Vampire – 1.07: The Thing Lay Still
2K notes · View notes
luckyjorabbit · 11 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Hank hill and dale gribble comic 👍
6K notes · View notes