#This does slap lmao

[dyssonant-skyline]

Alastor has never felt like an intimidating presence to me. I tried to implement a quick fix, though I'm not sure if those teeth would be animation friendly, and well, anything that appears frequently will lose it's impact over time.

The thought is, if all other sharp teethed characters have the standard shark style points, giving Alastor more realistic teeth would make him stand out. Giving him more real teeth size/layout also turns his smile proportions more eerie as the space around his teeth is just a void, his lips stretching over empty space.

It also turns the smile into a threat more directly if the audience interprets his teeth as the teeth of a carnivore. If you see the teeth of a predator animal, that's showing their intent to use them. Plays into the cannibal backstory and all.

I also just like having more negative space in his face. His yellow teeth can be really intense sometimes.

#Looking at this again it does kinda feel like I just slapped the smile dog/scp 087 smile on him lmao #Fuck it I still think it looks alright #hazbin hotel criticism #hazbin hotel critique #hazbin hotel redesign #hazbin critical #hazbin hotel critical

[bleaksqueak]

Since I posted some of my old fanart yesterday... if you're not familiar with Slayers, and thus have never heard its amazing music, do check it out. It's largely by the same songwriter, Masami Okui, that did Utena's iconic opening (Rinbu Revolution) and ofc (TRUTH) and sung by a duo of her and Hayashibara Megumi (you know, the GOAT)

The entire OST pretty much slaps. there's only a couple of bad image songs in an absolute expanse of pure gold. GIVE A REASON, the opening to the second season, tends to be the reigning favorite. (I've a hard time pinning down my absolute favorite... of the original openings, it might be Breeze, but all three are so good. Of the entire catalog? Impossible to choose. Midnight Blue, Raging Waves, Within my Unlimited Desires, Gloria, Get Along... Impossible Choice)

#slayers #the slayers #music #anime #90s anime #Gourry's image song So In the World is like the cutest thing too #the series itself is a deep lore D&D parody swords and sorcery action/adventure series #very firmly a dramedy but when it decides to be serious it goes hard #it very rarely decides to be serious so it's always kind of a thrill when it does lol #but this post is about its soundtrack #namely its vocal songs #and as I said they slap a ridiculous amount #so here #Youtube #what if I go back and put Get Along in here too because I love it so much #I love any version that leaves lina's ramble in at the start #and the lyrics of I WANT THIS I WANT THAT... IT'S JUST HOW GIRLS ARE (showing lina blowing up shit lmao) #Hold on the memories of riding with my granddaddy to the big city next to us #so I could go to suncoast and get the new vhs release of NEXT when it was first being published in the US #just hit me like a sack of bricks #that's a good memory...

[bruciemilf]

Bruce as a 24 year old feeling the societal pressure to Move Out after Selina was surprised he was still living at the manor, " Um. I've been looking at apartments. "

Alfred, slowly turning to him like a goddam slasher as he's chopping blueberries for muffin cupcakes, " No you haven't."

#selina didnt mean it negatively!! she just thought the richest guy in town would live in a skyscraper like falcone by himself #and alfred just does not give a fuck about that shit at all lmao. thought how funny would it be if he thought bruce was kicking HIM out #he'd still straight up say no with an added slight slap over bruces ear #i think its very interesting that bruce could be rep for young adults still living with their parents (aka me djdjd) #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #the batman #battinson #text

[braisedhoney]

The end is never the end is never the end is never the end…

Brushes:

Jingsketch sketch round (for everything)!

(we interrupt your usually scheduled content to bring you… The Button.)

#surprise! i do actually draw for more than one thing! #or i try to anyway #still stuck with iswm brainrot don’t you worry #but anyway here’s a very ominous looking stanley because holy hell was that ending something #no spoilers don’t worry lol #the stanley parable #tsp #tspud #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp stanley #tsp fanart #uhhh actually i just remembered mark did a playthrough of the game like a week ago #BUT i swear to you that isn’t why i drew this lmao #this game slaps okay #does this count as horror #or is everything about tsp just existential dread + funny commentary #… yes #that’s probably the answer to that #ney’s art

[virgothozul]

I’ve never stopped lurking on ao3. Currently in the middle of Macho Man by GothNessMonster & Swampbunny (🔒rated explicit !)

and I’m pretty damn soft for catholic dumbass Shiza and silly fruity JoJo  

#kinda wanna doodle every silly thing JoJo does #i love a good characterization for my precious buff boy #irresistible combination of sweet and obnoxious #and crazy stunning hot #Tbh i’m only at the beginning but cae is such a whiny jerk i wanna slap him #Jojo could score any sexy man but he crushes for the most gigantic bitchy princess Zeppeli eheh good for them #anyways #fanfic #Macho Man #caejose #the other characters are hilarious too #i love Kakyoin lmao #didn’t see him much so far but he’s so smartfun eheh he’s perfect #chapter 6

[mattodore]

hello good morning happy thumb in his mouth tuesday (a day i just made up for matthias's slutty little whims)

#river dipping #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #echthroi #a burning house to live in #ts4 #blender #now i just have to make a pose where theo's thumb is in matthias's mouth so everything goes full circle #you already know matthias is gonna be on his knees for it 😌 #but anyway i finished making that first pose last night while recording a little video showing nene how i make poses #and then when i woke up i jumped back into blender to make another version of the pose but like. hornier. #i love making poses rn like i'm in blender so often these days... honestly i'm in blender more than i'm in the sims lmao #there's one i started working on like two days ago that is so... i wish i could share it on here but cock and balls are out in it </3 #placing so many curses on tumblr hq #...........i did make a pillowfort account tho so :) #i'll post the wip of it onto there when i get further along bc the pose is kind of messy atm. still trying to figure out the anatomy 😁🔫 #i actually made a pillowfort yesterday just to post an old screenshot from the casual oc save that i found again and had a good laugh at #i've been messing around on there and i really like how you can set posts to being just for logged in users / followers / mutuals #and there's an 18+ label you can slap onto your posts too #like it's great!!! tumblr sucks so bad why don't we have those options on here... seriously #ALSO you can turn off reblogs on pillowfort any time you want and you can set it so that it DELETES ANYONE ELSE'S REBLOGS OF THE POST!!! #WHY is that not an option on this website like i hate it hereeeeeeeeee #but anyway pillowfort also seems to not have that many people on it so like. that's literally perfect for me and my avpd #i'll probably end up posting on there a lot #...... oh and #nsft #?? just in case i mean matthias does in fact have a handful in that second pose there so. for the blacklists ☝️

[lacnunga]

Ever wanted to print your own Keith?

#this is from ages ago and i was gonna draw him more outfits #but ill probably not finish it so i just slapped some colour on it #and figured some people here would want to see it anyway #this probably does work if anyone wants to cut it out feel free lmao #you'll have to cut out the face tho #keith windham #the flight of the heron #my art

[ganondoodle]

i went to church for the first time in like 10 years bc a family thing required it and i still havent recovered from hearing a grey haired pastor in a small rural german church utter the words "jesus in da house" and being absolutely serious about it

#ganondoodles talks #random #im atheist but technically in church #most of my family isnt religious at all #i felt so wrong sitting there lmao #and i had to keep biting my tongue to avoid laughing at what other stuff the pastor said #i dont think i can ever forget the mental image of bathroom jesus #bathroom jesus is always there slapping your hand away to prevent you from trying to perfectly do your hair #-jesus lives in your house- does he pay rent tho?? #idk if the pastor was just .. like that or if thats how they talk in church these days #bghjsbgfjs

[gyunikum]

Käärijä is ready to let cha cha cha go, I hope he can soon. Let Häärijä wear the yellow or green bolero, so that Käärijä can put more focus on his usual music, while also having the opportunity, time, and creative freedom to experiment to his heart's content. That way he can compartmentalize cha away into its folder, still perform it because it is the song that rocketed him into fame, and not grow to hate it.

(P.S. My liege, pls feed me I crave your bangers)

#ngl im getting bored of it too #i need NEED more music from Käärijä i need the bangers that slap me around #and i will return to cha cha cha sometimes and welcome it like an old friend #i mean he did say that they listened to it a million times and still found it fun and thats (also) why they chose it #but he's allowed to get tired of it #just hope he can have a say in it -- he's at his best when he does what he wants but this type of freedom is not common in the mainstream #there are a few paths ahead of him #i want him to choose the path that will make gim the happiest #he found his audience who will fiercely support him through all because they all want the best for him #käärijä #it is morning i have a migraine im hot and i havent had my coffee yet #i like Käärijä is all #seeing all the videos from last night made me mushy even though some made me kinda uncomfortable lmao #im a back row bitch

[mommalosthermind]

So this happened:

Me: “I feel like I wrote Lisa kinda snotty in this passage, d’you think she could pull off snotty?”

Him: “Not really? If you want bitchy then you need Yae Miko, Lisa’s kinda normal unless you’re late with a book.”

Me: “…Lisa’s vaguely condescending though.”

Him: “Yeah, I can see that. Miko can be straight up mean but Lisa would be like, ‘Careful cutie, keep that up and I might forget your safeword,”

Which I can fucking hear, and it is thus completely not my fault that this immediately popped into my head:

(Lisa/Jean/Kaeya under the cut)

Teatime is meant to be sacred, you know. It’s a darling little ritual to break up the day. Peaceful, harmonious. If, lately, it’s also come with a delightful side of spending time with Jean, and occasionally Kaeya, well, that’s just two more reasons for teatime to be important, don’t you think?

Sometimes, though, not even the fear of Lisa’s wrath can keep Jean’s underlings from interrupting.

Lisa’s fingertips rub circles into her temples. In all honesty, she tuned out whatever crisis this is ages ago. Her tea’s lone gone. The other two cups, so carefully brewed, are cold. No one’s touched the assortment of sliced fruits, nor the biscuits.

It might be selfish of her, to be sad over such a silly thing, but really, is it? Jean works so hard. Lisa all but bullied her into routinely meeting up like this, and Kaeya’s no better. Yes, she’s sad about the loss of their quiet rest, the lack of time together, but at the heart of it, Lisa’s upset at how the rest of the world is intent on working them both into an early grave.

Varka’s in for an earful when he returns.

Half an hour. That’s all she’s trying to give them. Half an hour to breathe.

Instead, Kaeya paces the length of the rug, voice rising and falling in its most persuasive tones. Jean stands behind her chair, one hand curled over the back. Bruises are beginning to darken under her eyes. How much more lovely would she look, if she was simply allowed a full night’s sleep? How broad would those shoulders really be, if they weren’t coiled so tight with tension? For that matter, Lisa’s willing to bet Kaeya’s lip would swell so much sweeter if the teeth sinking into it weren’t so rife with worry.

Irritation spikes in Jean’s voice, calling Lisa back to the present. She purrs, “Careful cutie, keep that up and I might forget your safeword.”

They freeze. They always do. It’s adorable, really, how easy it is to trip them up like this.

Jean’s flush is a thing of beauty, much darker than Lisa can usually pull out with a single line.

Lisa tilts her head, and blinks.

Neither of them have moved. They’re simply… staring at one another.

Her brows bunch together. Hmm. Perhaps she’s overstepped.

All at once, Kaeya animates, a too-loud laugh filling the space between them all. He waves an extravagant hand in the air, ambling back to Jean’s side. “Be careful yourself,” he says, glancing from Jean’s red face to Lisa. “Lines that like are liable to lose you the soft domme reputation you’ve so pointedly cultivated.”

Lisa smiles, making sure to allow it to bloom slowly. She watches a lovely shiver work its way up Jean’s spine.

“What I’m hearing is you think I’d make a good domme,” she says, and allows her smile to curl into sultry as the edge of Kaeya’s lip tucks between his teeth.

Jean’s inhale is sharp.

Like the blustery thing he is, he opens his mouth as soon as he catches her looking. “Is that so? Do good dommes often ‘forget’ safewords?”

“Only with permission, darling. After all, it would be my job to take care of you, wouldn’t it? That includes giving you the punishments you want.”

Kaeya’s eye is blown wide enough to lose its star shape.

“Although, I do find myself far more interested in giving out praise over punishments. And I wouldn’t need to punish the two of you, now would I?”

“I feel,” Jean squeaks, stopping to clear her throat. “Oh my goodness,” her hands come up to pat at her still-burning cheeks.

Kaeya attempts what Lisa assumes is meant to be a laugh, but it comes out more like a rough breath.

“This is maybe not a work appropriate conversation,” Jean says, still squeaky, still red, still staring at Lisa like she’s never seen her before.

Lisa stands, and watches how they swallow in unison.

And then the door bangs open, Amber rushing in with another fistful of papers.

“You will not believe the amount of nonsense,” Amber exclaims, only to stop dead and stare at the three of them. “Um. Is everything okay here? Is this a bad time?”

Jean shakes herself, once, twice, and when she pulls her gorgeous eyes off Lisa for the first time in ages, Lisa finds that she’s had quite enough of that, thank you very much.

“It is, yes,” she says before Jean can dive right back into whatever inane thing needs her attention now. “Go ahead and drop that anywhere, and we’ll get back to you later, okay?”

Amber’s already nodding, her eyebrows pressed tightly together. “Yeah, yeah, okay, and I’ll tell Wyatt not to let anyone else in for now.”

The girl’s gone in the same rush she arrived, door thunking closed behind her. As an added precaution, Lisa activates her personal wards, watching both doors glow a faint purple.

“Did I know you could do that?” Kaeya asks mildly.

Jean’s already moving to collect the papers Amber left behind.

Lisa tuts. “Jeanie, sit.”

Jean sits.

Jean sits, and then an absolutely baffled expression takes over her pretty face. That flush is back in full force.

“Good girl,” Lisa says, leaning one hip on the table across from her.

Oh.

That flush goes so dark Lisa’s a little worried the poor thing’s gone dizzy.

Goodness, if this keeps up, Lisa is going to be the dizzy one.

“And I believe that’s my cue,” Kaeya chirps, easing around where Jean’s still gaping up at Lisa. “Mind undoing the door long enough to let me out?”

“I’m afraid I do mind. Your turn, sweetie. Sit down for me.”

“Aha,” Kaeya says, but his feet stop moving.

“Jeanie baby?”

Jean slings one arm out, tugging Kaeya in until he sits across her lap, held in place with her arms around his hips.

That one blue eye slides from Jean to Lisa and back again, as though he can’t decide where he should be looking.

“So good for me,” Lisa says again, delighting in the way the two of them melt into each other. “Aren’t you two just the prettiest little kittens I’ve ever seen.”

She sits back down, leaves them to press into each other, lets them keep their eyes on her as she starts preparing them all new cups of tea. When she looks up, Kaeya’s slouched down to cuddle into Jean’s shoulder, his arms wrapped around her middle. All three of those gorgeous eyes are fixed on her, exactly where she likes them best.

“Now then. I think we have some new things to discuss, and you two darlings have some safewords to pick out.” She winks, and relishes the way two sets of teeth sink into lower lips. “Don’t worry. I won’t forget them unless you want me to.”

#Momma writes #genshin impact fanfic #lisa/jean/kaeya #Lisa/jean #lisa/kaeya #kaejean #kaejeanlisa? Does this one have a dedicated ship name? #kaeya alberich #lisa minci #jean gunnhildr #this is messy as fuck but it’s a tumblr fic i slapped together while yelling at my partner for giving me brainrot so it is what it is #im so sorry lmao #Now. The real question. Is do i clean it up and slap it on ao3 or pretend i never wrote this #Anyway: Lisa just wants to take care of her idiots: a thread #The mortifying ordeal of posting fic

[spacefoxy-irl]

Cold Gin - with a twist, HITS 1990

#kiss band #gene simmons #paul stanley #bruce kulick #eric carr #posting here cause I don't wanna get slapped by curt gooch again on youtube #I love the almost double take move the camera does lmao

[agentark]

finishing up the JR route and trying not to cry about Reese Verner

#i love him your honor #fernweh saga #james breaks my heart but reese shreds it into pieces #god he wants so badly to be chosen by someone because it's him and not because of his name #reese 'it has to be perfect to make up for the fact that it's me' verner #the way he rarely touched my mc in his route but the jr route had him grabbing her hand multiple times #or you know - reciprocating mc's hand holding instead of just brushing her wrist #reese 'slaps on an irreverent smile as hastily as dousing a wall in a bucket of paint' verner #reese 'sets aside his own candy bc james picked your favorite flavor' verner #he is so painfully aware of the bond that already exists between mc and james #and how that's so different from the relationship he has with mc or james #he Will Not beg for attention from either of you but man does he want it #reese 'i will not say goodbye' verner #I see right through you mister verner and I am holding your hand anyway #i'm the opposite of no thoughts head empty about reese #many thoughts head full #you know what's really funny - my actual irl school rival had the same first name #he had a crush on me and I couldn't stand him 95% of the time lmao

[reestallized]

Was designing Reestalverse versions of the Kanto + Johto kids *insert you laughing at it as a form of mockery /hj*

#pokemon #pokemon fanart #pokemon protagonist #reestalverse #reestallized drew this #trainer red #trainer leaf #trainer lyra #trainer ethan #trainer kris #rival silver #rival blue #drunk squirrel laugh #btw Missingno also does some shenanigans in Kanto but then Red casually just slaps it away lmao #why didn't ethan do that instead of just letting it eat all his life force 👹🤣 #pokespe crystal had star earrings so that Reestalverse Kris can have a star necklace/ choker looking thing /j

[jenoutof10]

this is me abusing my power as an artist to draw reo in jing yuan's outfit 🫶

#if you're wondering; JEN!!!! WHY DOES TJIS NOT SLAP!!! BECAUSE... i have two tests i havent studied for tmrw #also bcs i had to redo the coloring + shading like 3x and i frankly have no more energy #ITS THIS OR NOTHING #jk ill fix it after i take care of my exams but you can have this for now 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 #for you reo... reo rooters... mikage munchers... you tell me. #i like reo in warm tones even though he was BUILT for cool tones lmao #the red parts i switched to porpol; why? BECAUSE I CAN... #blue lock #bllk #blue lock fanart #bllk fanart #artists on tumblr #mikage reo #reo mikage

[candyunicornsateme]

Ok creek is like, he's anxious and he's calm...

And k2 is like, he's anxious and he's calm but ALSO "I can fix him" x2.

I got it now.

#rimble ramble #k2 #creek #sp creek #it all makes sense now #i got it (I don't got it) #south park #like idk like i 'knew' this but i also just realized its rlly like that #like kyle is so anxious in his own way right???? #him rambling and ranting on and then needing assurance????? #this slapped me in the face last night #does this make sense i feel self conscious lmao

[hauntedpearl]

the trap is like. okay i have love for it bc i am in an abusive relationship with the cw show supernatural and it has rotted my brain to the point where i settle for scraps but BUT the way it could've been crazyinsanegood was if dean did a hamilton-esque apology instead of saying he forgives cas. like yes cas craves forgiveness in that moment but also. like. there is no reason for him to actually be. like. forgiven. everyone lost in moriah. and then AFTER that dean was just lashing out. which the og script fleshed out the apology soooo much better like getting to the root of their fight and dean admitting that he blamed cas because he just needed someone to blame and not because cas did anything wrong. but also. imagine "if i could save his life — if i could trade his life for mine, he'd be standing here right now, and you would smile, and that would be enough." like it would never happen BUT IF IT HAD. IF ON GOD ROBERT BERENS MY MORTAL FRENEMY DID THIS FOR ME??? i would've won. i would've had EVERYTHING !!!!

#the problem with deanjack is that they are father and son and they are bad at being father and son and also their closeness is like. #dependent on who is writing them #if EYE was in that writing room i would make them gokd father and son breaking the cycle of violence in the perpetuating cycle of violence #show #but my naive ass is not there sadly #anyway god hates me so i don't see more OBVIOUS dean giving jack importance scenes on the show #like i think the dean in my head is like. fully just his good father who committed atrocities but is willing to do a 180 about them #but in canon i do hate the way he is with jack like he is soooo mean and for what #also there's this. wall between them. it's verg sad to watch fot me personally. #like they're family but it's always something they SAY and not SHOW and it's like. well. act like it. #that one time he was dying that was good. also the birthday cake #this is lowkey why all readings of dean are valid to me because like. they give us a lot of contradictory shit lmao #anyWAY #IN THE GOOD SPN IN MY HEAD #this would happen and then cas would slap him and then they would hug and cry and be crazyinsanesad together #and sam would solve the plot problems idc #doe is talking again #OMG SPN POST??? ON MY BLOG??? OG POST NOT TWO YEARS OLD??? #just thinking about birthday boy #destiel #dad dean and jack #sorry for Hamilton reference in 2023 that song is just. good okay 😔