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#Theon Greyjoy
selkiewife · 2 days
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Rhaenicent has all the sexually charged friendship, angst, betrayal, and tragedy of Throbb and Greysnow but Alicent and Rhaenyra are both Theon. I hope that helps.
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captaincanonly · 2 days
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none of these make sense. send help. i’ve gone woke…..
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laurellerual · 13 days
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Our Blades Are Sharp
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irlplasticlamb · 2 months
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i want to fight for winterfell, lady sansa.
prints + merch
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wraithwen · 3 months
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🦑 prince of fools 🦑
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nedseii · 5 months
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📷!
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melrosing · 23 days
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starks + theon DONE
more here
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bibiundtinaundzombies · 3 months
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appreciation post for the random ass horses with cool names of asoiaf. like, the silver? stranger? smiler? all of those are metal as fuck. dany, theon and sandor just woke up and went „let me give my newly acquired opinionated bicycle the raddest fucking name anyone has ever read on a fei registry“. could never be me. my horse‘s government name is lily.
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greywoe · 18 days
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child ward in search of belonging indulges in juvenile fantasies as a coping mechanism. sad!
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kaellecappuccino · 7 months
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laurellerual · 6 months
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Sansa as the fair Jonquil, Jeyne as Jonquil's sister, Theon as the Grey King, Rickon as a direwolf, Robb as King Daeron the Young Dragon, Bran as Ser Barristan the Bold, Arya as Nymeria of the Rhoyne, Jon as the ghost of Prince Aemon the Dragonknight.
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When the spirit stepped out of the open tomb, pale white and moaning for blood, Sansa ran shrieking for the stairs, and Bran wrapped himself around Robb’s leg, sobbing. Arya stood her ground and gave the spirit a punch. It was only Jon, covered with flour. “You stupid,” she told him, “you scared the baby!” but Jon and Robb just laughed and laughed, and pretty soon Bran and Arya were laughing too.
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llutik · 6 months
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That night he dreamed of the feast Ned Stark had thrown when King Robert came to Winterfell. The hall rang with music and laughter, though the cold winds were rising outside. At first it was all wine and roast meat, and Theon was making japes and eyeing the serving girls and having himself a fine time…until he noticed that the room was growing darker.
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undeniablespice · 3 months
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first day as a third century prince i sneak into a castle with my team of guerrilla ironborn to minimalize casualties in hopes of impressing my family with my prowess as a battle commander but the castle i seize is so far inland that it has very little strategic value in our naval war and my men all hate it here and are considering mutiny
second day as a third century prince i gather the people of the castle who i've known since i was a child hostage and tell them to swear fealty to me with the promise of treating them well if they obey me so that they know i'll be a good lord and i can earn myself loyal grateful servants but they're disgusted by my betrayal of their original lord and they all obviously hate me
third day as a third century prince i lose track of my hostages and this creepy manservant tells me to kill two random kids to make it look like it was all my plan all along but the people of the north hate me even more now and they're preparing to retake my new castle and i don't have the forces to repel them
fourth day as a third century prince my bitch sister who is cooler and more popular than me arrives at my castle and calls me a loser and says my fashion sense is stupid. i remind her that i'm getting revenge for our dead siblings but she just laughs at me and says that i don't even know how to reave properly and all of my men like her way more than they like me. the enemy garrison is arriving soon and i have no one to help me
fifth day as a third century prince the castle advisor convinces me to surrender and take the black but i don't even know if my wardrobe has enough black clothes for me to serve cunt at the penal colony. thank god my creepy manservant is back with an army to help me out of this. wait that's weird why is he-
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jeyneofpoole · 8 months
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modern theon has frosted tips and watched porn on his ipod touch until he was 20 and worked at a movie theatre where he and jon would hate-smoke weed with each other on their breaks and he got sansa addicted to vaping when she was 12 and during the stark family disney trip he lost rickon in the gift shop and when he got robb high for the first time robb got so scared he called his mom and cat kicked theon out of the house but he was back a day later. if you even care.
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nedseii · 6 months
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1989 (Starks version)
Also a Renly one because why not
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