my dad has a little quirk where he says “ohhhh yeahhhh” whenever he realizes something . Like he’s been doing it my whole life and I thought he just did Did That. For no reason. Anyways we started watching b&bh together and beavis’ dumbass went OHHHH YEAHHH and my dad went OHHHH YEAHHH and I was like. Oh my god.
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@SimonDavisBarry: #Avatrice
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FORSAKING THE FOUNTAIN OF LIVING WATERS
Jeremiah 17:14 Heal me, O Lord, and I shall be healed; save me, and I shall be saved: for thou art my praise.
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Me, stumbling blearily into my dads room: why would you curse me with this prison of mortal flesh
My dad: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it was an accident
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good morning !! happy may !!
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Bob seems like the person that would listen to Stevie Wonder, I can just imagine Bradley and Bob bonding over the fact they both listen to Stevie Wonder and Otis Redding.
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That moment you realize your priest offered up prayers for you among a list of others on the Mass livestream when he prayed over the Eucharist.
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I just had to explain to my father the part of Tumblr I'm on is in fact NOT smutty and that's not my thing. He asked what Tumblr even was anymore and I told him hysterically laughing at opossums in clown costumes, fanfiction, and telling people you stole your shoelaces from the president.
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Heatwave is approaching so here is a Dad Health Warning ⚠️ for everyone
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FAILURE TO ENJOY BLESSINGS
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UNPROMPTED ASK || ALWAYS ACCEPTING
@spydcddy: ❝ if you don’t quit that , you’ll be the one needing medical attention. ❞ he warns.
❝ i’m sorry, twilight-san... you’re ABSOLUTELY right. i need to start paying attention to my own PERSON’S needs, too. ❞ the younger male responded in an APOLOGETIC tone. twilight’s thinking was not in the wrong; haru’s MINDSET was. if the kakushi took better care of himself, he wouldn’t be in this SITUATION right now. ❝ thank you for your concern. not MANY people think about how the kakushi are feeling. i really APPRECIATE it. ❞
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i just met david karp. he walked in the gallery. we spoke. he knows that i exist. he doesn’t know that his brainchild is the reason for my continued existence. still, i am immensely grateful.
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life update: i ordered 2 copies of good omens and my dad cancelled them to reorder them for me and pay for them
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I needed coffee this morning
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