#Talking tarantula

[shame-of-chimical]

I KNEW IT.

😡🤬👊

Knew what? 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘😌😁🥺😉😳👉🏻👈🏻

#Jim Moriarty #Talking tarantula #Spider answers questions #My favorite criminal #What does Jim know

[acatpiestuff]

nightshade shows tarantulas the nonbinary and trans flags

#maccadam #transformers #transformers earthspark #transformers earthspark spoilers #tfe #tarantulas #nightshade #trans #tfe tarantulas #tfe nightshade #earthspark spoilers #my art #silly little doodles #scribbles #LISTEN LISTEN #TARANTULAS' TALK WITH NIGHTSHADE ABOUT ALT MODES AND STUFF MAKES MY BRAIN ROTATE SO FAST #AND ALSO HOW YOU PRESENT YOURSELF AND HOW YOU IDENTIFY #DONT NEED TO FIT INTO SOCIETY'S EXPECTATIONS OF YOU #IS SOOOOO GNC OF HIM #and and and and #elder telling nonbinary kid that they dont need to fit themselves within labels and appearances and gender roles and expectations #your appearance is an extension of how you want to express yourself and thats so based #i dont know if im saying words right i've had a cup of wine and its 4 am #but i'll reread my tags tomorrow #to see if they make sense knsdknsdknkd #BUT YEAH #LOTS OF FEELINGS ABOUT TARANTULAS AND NIGHTSHADE #AS A NONBINARY ADULT #I FEEL INCREDIBLY SEEN

[keferon]

Okay but...can I..can I consider Springer as Prowl's and Tarantulas' son or...

Or maybe Tarantulas being his father and Prowl being his..like...secret trustee(?) makes more sense?

#I'm just learned that Prowl took Springer away from Tarantulas and by doing that he kinda saved him #he gave him basically the whole new life new home and new name #he talked Kup into teaching and guiding Springer #so he eventually kinda gave him a new family #and then he made sure that Springer wouldn't remember any of his past including Prowl himself #so he basically erased himself from Springer's memory #so Springer doesn't know any of that?? all he knows about Prowl is his usual strategic-morally-grey-war-fuckery. And he hates Prowl for that #or maybe I'm missing some massive plot detail?? But this is what I got so far and I might be a little bit going insane #maccadam #prowl #tarantulas #springer

[elreinodelpurgatorio]

It's so funny to me that Einstein clowned on himself for coming up with a stupid theory that he thought was wrong. And now today scientists are going back to it because he was actually really, really correct. Anyway, here's a picture of the Tarantula Nebula I stole (aka legally downloaded) from NASA's JWST telescope Flickr.

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#albert einstein #astrophysics #im talking about the cosmological constant #he called it 'the greatest blunder' of his career #and now scientists are like 'wait come back' #jwst images #james webb space telescope #jwst #tarantula nebula #nebula #ALL THE SPACE #nasa #the big bang theory #james webb telescope

[idiot-mushroom]

my tony stark would love @the-arteest ‘s bluey, be it he would be startled at how good mannered blue tarantula would be lol

#shroom talks #love my moots #spidersona #tarantula #comic #my comic #whiteboardfox #my oc stuff

[an-albino-pinetree]

Cw baby tarantula!

(Any rude comments will be deleted!)

You guys, I’m in love QvQ

#cw spiders #cw arachnophobia #tree talks #sobs #you guys #my new baby #I’m so so happy #Their name is Midna 💙 #she’s the sweetest lil teal baby I’ve ever seen #I also got a Gooty Sapphire but she’s hiding #the Gooty I’m thinking of naming Juno -v- #caribena versicolor #antilles pinktoe tarantula #antilles pinktoe #hopefully Gooty pics later!

[howlhawk]

my spidersona is me if i was like three thousand times cooler

#spidersona #spidey oc #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #into the spiderverse #spiderverse oc #spiderman #marvel #oc art #superhero oc #character design #stanley does art #disclaimer they diverged from me hard and fast so im literally nothing like them whatsoever #except for a mutual interest in birds i guess #their goggles dont emote so they always use a super chipper tone when in costume so they dont appear scary #but theyre like 5'4 so i mean scary is relative #outside of costume theyre much more neutral / more chill not nearly as peppy. except for when talking about birds #they are very quick to point out yes they KNOW tarantula hawks arent spiders. but the pun was RIGHT THERE #also theyre afraid of bugs. especially real tarantula hawks #those things are fucking terrifying!!!

[cryptidvillage]

When they don't want to hear your autistic ramblings about spiders

#stranger things #henry creel #stranger things 4 #st #st 4 #vecna #001 #jamie campbell bower #side note someone pls talk to me about the electric blue tarantula. she slays so much #henryposting #pookieposting

[anime-potato-san]

Talia is a horrible person

First point, she r***ed Bruce in Son of Batman, and everyone just glosses over it. It doesn’t matter how she did it, it’s the face she did it at all. What she did was wrong and she deserves to be called out for it. Men and women both get SA and it’s horrible. Her calling Bruce “Beloved” doesn’t change anything. I’m not even getting into how she groomed Jason in that one comic. And just in case anyone says anything about Poison Ivy, I don’t like her either.

Secondly, even if you take out the SA, saying it was just character assassination, she’s still a bad person. In my opinion, the League of Assassins is basically a cult, so it’s definitely not a good environment to be in. Even if Talia cares about Damian, she still didn’t treat him right by raising him as a weapon, not letting him be a kid. He’s the way his is because of his upbringing. She’s definitely manipulative too, with how she talks to people and the way she acts.

Now there is the fact she kills people, but honestly that’s not really the worst thing out there, so I’ll ignore that. (Especially because Jason is one of my favorite characters and he’s got a kill count-)

Overall, I think she’s a horrible human being, and I feel like people should treat her like the terrible person she is, and that she would not be a good mom or a part of the batfam. My personal hot take, thanks for hearing me out.

#talia al ghul #son of batman #batman #batfam #fuck talia #why don’t more people hate her??? #she’s always been a trash person #dc #bruce wayne #justice for my man #posion ivy #tw sa mention #sorry for the rant #I just wish more people talked about this #not judging anyone who disagrees #but I personally hate her #nothing is changing my mind #sorry for all the tags #damian wayne #have a nice day #oh and fuck tarantula as well #sorry for the weird writing #I was writing fast #fixed it though #dc universe #dcu

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Hey, so for the Human Au, how do think Julie would go about her life? Considering her personality in the website, I would think that he takes up different part-time jobs, but mainly likes working at the community center, mainly for the summer/after school programs where they can come up with and host fun activities for the kids!

no yeah that's pretty much what i was thinking! she bounces from job to job - she probably has a roster of seasonal ones that she rotates between. Julie really does seem like an every-gal yk? doing just one thing all the time would be soooo boring

i like the idea of summer / after school programs a lot actually! since canon Julie is big on games and fun, i'm sure she'd be a great choice for those sorts of things. i bet she works a seasonal summer camp in their county!

#also it would be a cute frank-julie bestie thing #cause frank is a university professor #so then julie being in the education system as a camp counselor / school programs person whatever brains not braining rn #I Just Think It Would Be Sweet! and Fitting! #part of me wants to change Frank from university professor to like a uhhh elementary school teacher #but nah. but lets just say the local schools will have field trips and uh. idk a 'bug day' #yk how kindergartens and elementary schools would sometimes have a giant snake brought in or whatever #well i imagine that in this au frank keeps insects as 'pets' #(not pets as in companion animal but. he has a lot of arthropod tanks in his house lol) #so maybe a couple times a year he gets to interact with kids and julie's probably there too! #ohhhh maybe sometimes he'll go to the summer camp for like. education day or whatever #to talk about insects and animal safety or somethn #he's out there with a tarantula chilling on his head... #most of the kids are disinterested but one or two are so Intrigued and its. adorable. anyway this is about julie #rambles from the bog #wh modern human au #i like to think that both julie and barnaby have seasonal jobs at the county fair #it just lasts a few weeks but they have a good time! barnaby can put his clowning degree to Use! #but im having a great time picturing julie coming up with games and stuff and putting it to good use! #i bet she'd be great at finding compromises and solutions to those Schoolyard Problems yk #i said schoolyard problems and flashbacked to the multiple bad injuries at my elementary. & the seizure in hs... #hm. i saw a lot of serious shit. anyhow not the point #i bet julie is that one guy where whenever someone brings up an odd job she's like 'yeah ive done that' #slingin ice cream? catering? florist delivery? doughnut baker? budtender? running bingo night? Yes To It All! #i bet that in a way... howdy is jealous...

[transingthoseformers]

Earthspark should do a Halloween episode. And a Thanksgiving episode. And a Christmas episode. Given that the Terrans are interested in learning a lot about Earth culture, it would be a missed opportunity if we don't actually get an episode of each holiday, and I can see some interesting plot ideas for each one. The Halloween one could have the Terrans meeting some more of the kids in Witwicky or Philadephia who are Robby and Mo's friends. The Thanksgiving episode could actually introduce more of the extended Malto family, or have a small cameo of a Transformer balloon at the not-Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade or Optimus having to pardon a turkey. The Christmas one could explore the different celebrations at that time of year, maybe have the Terrans experience snow for the first time, or have them meet Santa Claus or whatever. Earthspark is just good for a bunch of holiday centric episodes.

I saw the words "introduce more of the extended Malto family" and my first thought was LET THE TERRANS MEET THEIR GRANDPARENTS IF THEY NOW HAVE ANY

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Give us the most loving grandparents that seem like they came out of a kids cartoon to the already rich in mentor / familial figures Terrans. Because I think that would be sweet and hilarious as hell.

I feel like a Halloween episode would be a rather good detective episode too ngl (that or an episode involving Tarantulas again!)

Also the Maltobots experiencing snow for the first time!

Okay the idea of Optimus getting to pardon a turkey gives me the image of him literally carrying around a turkey everywhere the entire episode, and he either gives it a goofy name or a funnily formal name.

I'd love love love to see more of Alex and Dot's life before they got involved with the transformers (at the least stuff from before the war ended), and them meeting with family and doing all the holiday stuff is a perfect opportunity

They probably wouldn't even dare do it in canon but I just got the lovely idea of someone trying their best to get Megatron and Optimus under the mistletoe

Hell I don't care if it's some generic funny in universe holiday, considering how we saw mother's day I feel like that's less likely, but it'd be still fun because it conveys what I'm focusing on myself: the sense of family and learning new things we see consistently throughout the series with the Maltos.

#maccadam #transformers #transformers earthspark #i don't even usually celebrate any holidays lol #tfe tarantulas #tfe megatron #tfe optimus prime #megop #because yes #tfe robby #tfe mo #tfe dot malto #tfe alex malto #i don't even care what holiday is chosen #just the vibes #do you know how sweet it would be to see alex and dot plan their Christmas stuff and talk about past years with fond nostalgia #SOMEONE SHOULD FACEPLANT INTO THE SNOW #also the perfect opportunity to discuss possible energon goodies #like #of all the parts of idw i think earthspark needs the most it's that. plz. hasbro. it would be so cool and sweet to give the mecha treats #ALSO HARMLESS OR SEMI-HARMLESS DECEPTICON SHENANIGANS

[sparkleresthold]

Rabid

Sparkeater!BW Megs au

#kinda had this idea for an episode a la Gorilla Warfare where Megan is on the receiving end of one of Tarantulas experiments #which quickly devolves into Megs completely snapping and going feral while hunting down the Maximals during a snowstorm #survival horror shenanigans ensue #he'd eventually return to his regular self by the end of the night with little to no recollection of what happened #anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk #beast wars #bw megatron #maccadam #my art

[cupophrogs]

Meet Triumph! Amelia’s personal butler/bodyguard/nanny/literally everything

She’s a very tall, very strong lady. Animals fear her and there would always be bugs on her shoulders if Ami hadn’t already taken that seat! An ex cage fighter who loves her daughter(ami) more than anything.

Doodles

Also alt colors since I plan to play her in D&D one day :]]

#Ami has to spend so much money on bug spray #insects of all kinds follow Triumph around so she gets bug bits constantly #it’s sweet though when Ami gets to hold a tarantula #she’s mostly for the actor and Mob AUs #I don’t think she’d work in main universe; just with how I’ve written her #but in any au where she exists you’ll never see Ami without seeing Triumph #when Ami appears on like talk shows she’s just glowering in a back corner of the stage #she doesn’t like the spot light #also Ami is the only one who can get Triumph to smile #not because she’s unhappy #she just has really good control over he facial expressions bc she works in hospitality lmao #not the most perceptive but make up for it by being really really cool #phrart #welcome home #welcome home oc #character design #art #bwah #Ami’s mom #love her #she would do anything for Amelia i]even if she wasn’t getting paid at this point #she’s transfem btw #💙💗🤍💗💙

[theofficialdailyplanet]

dc already makes fun of male rape survivors so often - ex. damien telling bruce he bad taste in women then saying this

and now, although they updated it in the show thank god, the hbo harley series making a joke out of dicks trauma with tarantula [short explanation tweet here]

even mentioning blockbuster SPECIFICALLY, they knew exactly what they were alluding to

its so fucking disappointing to see dc promote heros as inspirations then takes a very real and serious trauma men and boys who look up to them have - a real lived experience- and make it a fucking joke just mocking us

and the fandom is no better either making jokes about the assaults, blaming the victim characters for it, making excuses for the abuser characters, or jumping people who dont like the abusers like it genuinely makes me sick

tt sc's stolen from my mutual idk if theyd want me to put their @ or not

#vent post ig idk tiktok jus made me mad all over again #tw #ce #sa ment #dick grayson #nightwing #batman #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #hbo harley quinn #comic rant tag #tw dc tarantula #shaza talk

[timdrake-yumm]

So pretty much everyone agrees that Dick is the most physically affectionate of all the batfam, right? So how much more tragic would it be if after Tarantula, someone tried to hug him (whether they knew about his new trauma or not), and he flinched.

#dc #dc comics #batfam #dick grayson #affectionate dick grayson #tw rap3 #tw mentions of rape #tw rape #possibly triggering #I don’t actually talk about the rape but I do allude to it happening #dick grayson deserves better #tarantula #dc tarantula #trauma #dick grayson gets more trauma #angst #dick grayson angst #dick grayson needs a hug #but that’s hard for him right now #dick grayson need to feel loved and cared for #touch averse dick grayson

[something-in-your-walls]

hi hello !! First time sending an ask in here lmao /POS

What is one (it can be more than one dw) thing that you like about Sk ppv Melvin?- ‼️‼️🗣💥💥

HIII POOKIE WOOKIE!!!!/p to answer your question, my favorite things about him (currently) are just....random ass facts. one of them that's been circling around my brain recently is the fact that he loves all animals, even the dangerous ones like pythons and scorpions and shit.

#sammy talks #secret keeper captain underpants au #sk captain underpants au #captain underpants #ask sammy #he had a pet tarantula when he was younger too #he isnt being stupid for touching them or anything #he knows damn well what those things can do to him #he just finds them all cute #and so he touches them #and SOMEHOW NEVER GETS SENT TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL #its genuinely amazing how many times he should have died because of this #and he just #didnt #god REFUSES to fucking kill this man i swear