Baby please, I am begging you to get out of the tags!! You can't keep those headcanons there! Because when I read that Butters is the museum owner in your Au I squealed so loudly!! He would be so cute! Getting all stary eyed everytime you bring something in??? AHHHH! 💖💖💖💖
Yes!! He starts off just so sad that the museum doesn't have anything. Constantly cleaning the display cases even though there's nothing in there.
But the farmer (you), come around with the little trinkets you find at the mines. Digging things up or finding them while fishing. And like you said he just gets these stars in his eye. (Yeah he still lost the other one)
Goes on for hours if you'll let him! Speculating the history behind the dwarven artifacts. He polishes those gems with such care! Butters is the happiest he's ever been since leaving the big city.
I think Kenny and him decided to just runaway one day. They grabbed Karen and moved out to the valley!
(That way if you ship Bunny it works, and if you don't it's just two besties supporting each other.)
As you start bringing in more things he starts looking over at the front door more. He perks up expecting you to come in covered in dirt, but he thinks it gives you a certain charm. He can smell the earth on you and immediately associates you with a flower of some kind. He'll change the flower pinned to his shirt to whatever that flower is. Got red hair? He's got tulips. The prettiest blue eyes ever?! Hydrangeas put carefully next to his heart. Oh you think your brown eyes are boring? How dare you, they're patches of soil that help support life!
Dude practically has hearts fluttering around his head when he sees you. Lips quivered into a smile, trying not to giggle just because he's nervous.
I swear his one heart event would be him crafting you something. He works with Scott to build a display case for it and sends it to you. It's not so big that it won't fit in the mailbox, maybe like a little box. It'll be something that doesn't belong in a museum but maybe one day it'll be in the house you share.
I'm working on Stan's sheet right while I'm at work! I'm writing up heart events like he's gonna be in the game ☠���
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unpopular opinion? but I'd rather luffy suffer from dead shonen mom syndrome than have Crocodile as his second parent like he already got one deadbeat dad he doesn't need another one actually
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Something is Wrong With Sunny Day Jack cute SFW headcanon.
Jack wakes up every morning with the worst case of bedhead. His blue hair is tangled in knots and covered in cow licks. He'll spend the next half hour untangling his hair.
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more KingShipping for yall [Hero being the 'king' of the nether in most minecraft music videos so i thought id throw it in here]
Honestly he probably tolerates Red like a son after all the possessions, he kinda got attached to the kid, especially after he went to his school cause students = children
KO: This is my son
P: h huh?
Hero: This is MY son
Red: ..Hi
Hero, pointing to the entirety of the school [certified father of like 10 kids or more]: And so are they
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