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tojirights · 3 months

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WHAT IF SHE GOT BRUTALLY MURDERED ON THEIR WEDDING DAY

+ ALASTOR WAS MADLY IN LOVE WITH HER YEARS BEFORE HE EVEN PROPOSED, HE LITERALLY ADORED HER SM JUST TO HAVE HER RIPPED AWAY FROM THE SECOND HE GOT HER☹️

AND THEN HAD TO WAIT DECADES TO SEE HER AGAIN EVEN THO HE THOUGHT HE NEVER WOULD

This is all your fault😞🫵🏻

- 🦢 anon

AND THATS WHY HE STARTED KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE HE WAS SO DISTRAUGHT THAT SOMEONE TOOK HIS DARLING LOVE AWAY FROM HIM THAT HE DECIDED THAT OTHERS DESERVED HIS PAIN

so then he gets sent to hell not knowing that his betrothed was in heaven :'))))

#THIS IS NOT MY FAULT #kicking and screaming #hazbin hotel #answered #🦢 anon

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theartgremlin · 1 year

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Okay, but hear me out…

#THIS IS NOT MY FAULT #my friend started it and I HAD to finish it #Crosshair would totally do this with a perfectly straight face #the bad batch crosshair #Crosshair can be goofy too #let Crosshair smile even if it’s just internally #the bad batch #star wars #star wars clones #gremlinsketches

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vup · 8 months

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I'm sorry to bring more suffering to the side story readers. But I will not bear this cursed knowledge alone!

KDJ's fragments all have the power of OD to maintain the universe(s).

It means LHH also had that power.

In the side story, all of his abandoned settings/drafts become reality.

Cult of Life, pattern of Dark Keeper, second black(random items) box…

Side story happened because in his unconscious, his OD part dreams about this world.

Just look back to the main story!!!!

When we first met him.

When he first met YJH.

a legendary tale of those authors who mysteriously vanished from the world, only to triumphantly return with stunning epics in tow. The tale of incredible luck that only a select handful of writers are blessed with. Lee Hak-Hyeon realized what kind of a situation this was, and his shoulders began trembling. 'I-i-is this the chosen author cliché??' If all the webnovels he had read so far had some dose of reality in them, then that black coat-wearing man should take Lee Hak-Hyeon into the world of a novel. And then, he'd ask the latter to fix the conclusion written by another writer. The latter would utilize his brain honed by clichés to its fullest extent and go on to perform truly fantastical feats. "Yes, yes! I know how to do it! I shall change your world's future!"

#orv side story #orv spoilers #lee hakhyun #This is not my fault #I don't want to know this.#Why did you do this to me?#Try to not think about why LHH ran up to the rooftop.

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qqueenofhades · 5 months

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YOU FIX THAT KASTLE FICLET YOU JUST WROTE. COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW. HOW DARE. I AM FRAGILE!!!

FUNNILY ENOUGH I WAS LITERALLY JUST OPENING TUMBLR LIKE "I WONDER IF MADS HAS SEEN THAT KASTLE PROMPT FILL YET. HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH."

SO IN OTHER WORDS, THIS PLEASES ME GREATLY.

#letmetellyouaboutmyfeels #ask #look the anon asked for messy #what was i supposed to do #this is not my fault #i am innocent #etc

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pooksbedamned · 8 months

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#meme #nicolas cage #this is not my fault

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theresa-of-liechtenstein · 7 months

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found something out that is going to fucking ruin my day (course required for graduation and only offered once a year conflicts with course required for graduation and only offered once a year)

#I WANT TO GO HOME. FUCK ME #i’m panicking i CANNOT spend an extra year. i cannot. i cannot #AND ITS NOT EVEN MY FAULT!#ITS THE FUCKING HONORS REQUIREMENTS #i’ve never failed a class i’ve never had to retake a single class #THIS IS NOT MY FAULT #IM DOING MORE THAN LITERALLY EVERYONE IN MY MAJOR #i’m going to cry what the actual hell. i’m so fucking… i cant #i’ve been dreading this day since the start of the quarter because i just KNEW something like this was going to happen #but i thought it was going to happen with ORCHESTRA #as it stands i’ll still be attending orchestra full time. it’s my major requirements that are fighting with each other

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justnerdystuffs · 1 year

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So. Imagine post reunion Hob is in the Dreaming library being shown around by Dream. We've been there, right? And thennnnnn. They run into the famous inhabitant of the Dreaming, and contributor to the library, William Shaxberd.

And Hob, who spent CENTURIES trying to get Dream's attention, approval, a measure of affection, hell even just his NAME. Hob, who was stood up in 1589 for this prick who clearly got some favour that Hob didn't deserve....

Who thought he was over his grudge against Shaxberd, he truly did, the man was long dead, we aren't jealous of the dead, turns to Dream, looks him in the eyes and just asks.

'Et tu, brute?'

#Ehm #Happy soon to be Ides of March #this is not my fault #dreamling #Listen I 100% believe that Hob consumed Shakespeare's media at some point because inavoidable really #Also he had a point in doing so to learn about the Stranger #And after this they totally end up having a long proper discussion about why Hob feels so hurt and betrayed by this #And why Dream actually left that night which just leaves them a lot more understanding of each other #Or do they???#Damn it now I might write thid #Or at least a ficlet #We'll see #Feel free!!!

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sweetface-the-dollbaby · 10 months

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I have not been to the dentist since 2019

#this is not my fault #my mom HAS insurance #but according to her it doesn’t cover shit #And no one will schedule me a dentist appointment

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rowantown · 1 year

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I’ve just been informed that Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit are two separate things (even though they’re set in the same universe but ok) and now I’ve disappointed my family in a whole new way.

#I blame society #this is not my fault #I know nothing about either #I’m a nerd but not that much of a nerd lmaooo/j #sorry mom #lord of the rings #the hobbit

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cookiecrumbconundrum · 11 months

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