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gyupinkys · 10 months

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SVT- mafia series

SVT mafia au one shots.

CHOI SEUNGCHEOL

Seungcheol is not a nice man. How could he be? To run a mafia you need to be ruthless and you are no exception to that behavior. No matter how many times he fucks you and tells you he owns you, he will never mean it. Thats until he see's you being a little to friendly with Shownu.

POUT SOME MORE

CRY SOME MORE- pout some more pt.2

YOON JEONGHAN

You were assigned this case and expected to succeed. 7 years working as a detective gives you experience like no other. So what happens when Jeonghan figures you out? Offers you an ultimatum, help him out or he rats you out.

ONLY ANGEL

THE DEVIL-only angel pt.2

HONG JISOO

People need to stop telling Joshua he's crazy. You just make him do crazy things. Like stealing one of Seungcheol's helicopters to break you out of jail, but what was he supposed to do? Leave you in there to die? He could never let his love be out of his hands for too long.

MR.J

WEN JUNHUI

Jun hates lying. He especially hates lying to you. When you two were 7 you promised to never lie to each other, but here Jun is 20 years later lying to you. If you find out what he does you'll hate him... but Jun doesn't want to lose his first and only love best friend.

coming soon..

KWON SOONYOUNG

Soonyoung doesn't play around when it comes to his girl. Despite you being able to fend for yourself, he can't help but worry when you turn up missing. You on the other hand, you're having the time of your life putting a bratty Soobin and his friends in their place.

USE YOU

JEON WONWOO

Wonwoo is a bad man. You're the good girl. So he doesn't understand why he wants you so bad. He wants to own you, keep you as his to fuck, to love, to worship. Tonight is the night he'll finally take you away.

MINE

LEE JIHOON

Jihoon was never one for relationships. His stoic behavior tends to bore the ladies, but he's had is fair share of flings. However, when some low life hacker tries to access his files; he cant help but look into you more, and some more, and a little more until he becomes obsessed. Jihoon makes it his mission to find you.

FOUND YOU

LEE SEOKMIN

"DK, I know you're trying to kill me."

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

AMANDA?

KIM MINGYU

Mingyu didn't know a little lady like you could put up such a fight, then again, who would willingly get kidnapped? For the week they have you in the warehouse basement you never shut up and you're driving him insane. Insane enough to accidentally let you go, and accidentally go to your house, and accidentally let you do all the nasty things you promised to do to him.

BOSS YOU AROUND

XU MINGHAO

Minghao is hiding something from you.

You're hiding something from Minghao.

APRIL 6TH, 3:36PM

BOO SEUNGKWAN

Seungkwan's got jokes for days. But whenever you're around he gets tongue tied. You're just so pretty and your hair is so nice and you smell so good and your smile is so bright and you never say hi to him which makes him want you more and- ok he's rambling.

BOO BEAR

CHWE HANSOL

Vernon's a regular at your cafe. All he does is order a large chocolate milk and pretend he's not staring at you. So when four scary looking men walk into your cafe asking about vernon, you dive head first into a life you didn't ask for.

coming soon...

LEE CHAN

You fucking hate Chan. What kind of bullshit name is "Dino". It's like every time you think you've escaped him he's right behind you. You've gotten so used to him constantly bothering you, when he's finally gone you feel incomplete. And to make matters worse he reappears with a girlfriend, a very pregnant girlfriend.

Coming soon...

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mukbangg · 3 months

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Billy and an ex-outlaw reader who has a bit of ptsd? If you’re still in the market for prompts :)

Omg I have so many of yalls prompts writings in progress....trynna write between school and work. Nonnie, iiiii dk if this is written right might make part 2.

(Me writing during work: you write porn w the same hands you serve coffee ?)

Jesse and his boys were old acquaintances of yours.

Though you never did ride with them, you've crossed paths with their lot quite a few times. What started out as a rivalry had turned into more like friendly competition before you had earned their respect by saving their asses more times you can count.

But when your crimes had caught up to you, resulting in much bloodshed involving your family back at home well...you werent eager to get back in business.

Fact is, you've left your past behind and settled down a little way off a lone town, behind a beautiful spread of a meadow.

A cozy barn, small and snug.

Just like your momma had always wanted.

So when a familiar group of cowboys come trotting through the meadow....let's say you werent all that pleased.

"Jesse,"

You tip your hat at the blonde astride his horse.

"Boys,"

"Well, look who's alive,"

He laughed, swinging off his horse and sweeping you into a crushing hug. You softened with a sigh, patting him on the back.

When you'd decided to settle, he'd kicked up such a fuss, mad that you decided to leave in your prime.

You were like the gang's little sister, or maybe an annoying cousin that swings by every now and then.

"Here lemme introduce you to-"

"Billy,"

You were suddenly aware of the towering fella who had emerged abruptly from the group. Dark curls peeking out from his hat, broad shoulders and a rugged air to him, he was a handsome one. But what takes the cake was his piercing blue eyes, fixed unwaveringly on you.

It would be intimidating if not for how subtly they raked over your body.

"Eyes up here cowboy,"

You mutter to the man lowly, gripping his outstretched hand in a firm shake.

"Replaced me so soon, jesse?"

You turn back to the blonde, raising a brow at him.

"Well doll, Billy heres quite the gunslinger, maybe even better than ya,"

You swat playfully at his chest, a round of laughter rising from the group. Jesse chuckles, before he shrugs, kicking at the ground. You know that look.

"So my boys and I need to lay low for awhile and well..."

He raised his brows at you, a sliver of a sheepish smile on his lips.

"Hell no, jesse, you know I'm out,"

You huffed, shaking your head firmly. Annoyance rises like a whip in your chest, you alway were quick to temper.

"You know that, after what happened...."

"Aw c'mon, just a couple o' weeks? We promise we wont bring you no trouble, we'll even help out-"

You held up a finger, trying hard to maintain your stern facade.

"I cant risk it, such a large group of men, oh I swear to god-"

"Using the lord's name in vain-"

Jesse attempted at a joke before swallowing his words when met with your burning scowl. His group stirs uneasily behind him.

"Just a week?"

Billy's voice rang out. He steps forward, blue eyes pleading as a warm smile crack over his lips. You sighed, ready to turn down his offer.

"Towns people talk, what if they see y-"

"We'll do chores, we'll earn our keep, surely you can use the rest, miss? It's a big place to take care of,"

Now that, was tempting. Your barns not huge but you're only one person, and the day passes quick when you busy about with the chores. And to add on, a group of men you trust does put your worries at ease.

Living away from town always had the threat of robberies and whatnot, especially for a lone girl like yourself. You've hidden pistols everywhere in the house, one slung around your hip, though you're never sure if you'd be able to pull the trigger on someone when it comes down to it...

What a joke, you used to be one of the most feared outlaw with an aim as true as the sky is blue.

Now you cant even stand the sound of your door slamming.

"Fine,"

You finally relented, clicking your tongue with a jerk of your head to allow the group to flood into your house.

They cheered and hollered, Jesse and slapping Billy on the back before heading in.

"G'job butterin' her up Billy boy!"

"Y'better believe I'll be working the lot of you to your bones!"

You huffed after him, before turning back to Billy.

"And you! I swear t'God if any of yall give me trouble I'm coming for you first!"

He leans close, tipping his hat at you with a smirk on his stupidly handsome face.

"Your wish is my command, pretty,"

Billy brushes past, leaving you all flustered and red in the cheeks , with a looming dread that you've got more than a few rowdy cowboys to worry about.

What did your momma used to say?

Butterflies in your damn stomach.

(Haiii I'm lowkey bad at story stuff might make a part 2...? If yall want? Gimme some ideas what you wanna see in part 2 if you want)

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poppy-metal · 5 months

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okay but if mafia!jordan exists What is their breaking point where you feel dumb and demeaned but something Happens that threatens you/your safety and they lose their mind and oopsie maybe they actually care about you

heheheheh cracks my knuckles.

dk how many words this is but a little more than a drabble so under a cut.

also warning the word r*pe is mentioned ( not executed) - this is a mafia au so dark shit should be pretty obvious.

you probably get lost one night, like you manage to slip past your constant gaurds while you're out because you've never really been out - you just wanna explore a little. the threat of being recognized and hurt doesn't even register to you.

n jordan has kept a leash on you but its a pretty loose one, trying not to care about you - trying not to fall. thinking it means they're giving up a part of themselves if they do. that's why they're mean to you. but they let you go out - with gaurds - because they're not a fucking dictator. when they come back though, panicked and worried because you were there one moment and then gone the next jordan feels a sense of panic they've never felt before. and not because losing you would look bad on them, genuine fear chills their blood. worse case scenario running through their head - you've been kidnapped, you're tied up and drugged in the back of some guys car rn, you're already dead, you've been sold to sex trafficking ring, just the thought of you being touched makes them grip their gun and empty the clip in the gaurds heads - just for letting it happen.

they call you - again and again and again. (your phone is dead and you forgot to charge it.) jordan has their staff and their close friends and anyone else they can call out looking for you while they pace back and forth, hands gripping at their dark hair, yanking it out of style, making it erratic and messy. biting their nails, kicking their desk. blood pumping faster than it ever has before. they think about never seeing you again, or of seeing your corpse and they wanna be sick. they think of your sweet smile and how you find things every day to be chipper about even when jordan has been a dick to you. god, they want to put a bullet in their own skull. thinking of you being alone and frightened. they're supposed to protect you, goddammit.

cut to you strolling through the doors to jordans study three hours later - buzzing with contentment because you'd gone to the new mall that opened! "jordy!" you call, bumbling into the open door, not catching the serious atmosphere because you're looking down at the bags in your arms. "you know that new mall that opened i told you about the other day? i went! and i got you something-"

when jordan hears your sweet voice they stop dead in the middle of the room. just kinda staring at you in slack jawed amazement. alive and well and back at home, your home together, where you should be, with a flush to your cheeks from the cold weather and a smile on your lips. alive and not dead. not hurt.

you're cut off from speaking with an oompth as jordan strides across the room and crushes you to them, one hand coming up to cup the back of your head, the other around your waist. your face immediately fits against the crook of their neck and your body kinda melts on instinct. you drop the bags to the floor and return the embrace immediately, you dont know why its happening, but the soldid warmth of jordan all around you makes you liquid. when your arms tentatively wrap around their waist, you feel jordan shudder against you, their grip becoming almost painful.

"jordan?" you ask softly. you're not complaining but this is certainly out of character.

they pull back, and its like their eyes cant skan over you fast enough - in their mind they're checking for injuries. but you look okay.

"fuck." they say and it echoes through the room. more emotion packed into that one curse than they've ever showed toward you. they run a hand down their jaw, "fuck."

you blink, noticing the tension now. glancing around the room. it just registers now who the mansion was empty when you came home. usually someone would have been there to greet you, take your bags.

"where is everyone? why is it so quiet?"

jordans hand starts to shake and they have to shake it out, flex their fingers so they dont - they dont know. strangle you? grab you and kiss the fuck out of you?

"you went to the mall." they say it slowly and deliberately.

you nod enthusiasticlly.

jordan breathes out very slowly, chest expanding.

"you ditched your gaurds."

ah.

"they were hovering!" you pout, "I know they're supposed to, but i didn't want two hulking men following me into -" here you squirm a little, getting flustered. jordan is staring blankly at you. "following me into the uh, feminine stores. it was just for a few hours though! I'll apologize to them-"

"they're dead."

"what?"

"i shot them."

"jordan-" you gasp, stomach dropping. guilt filling your lungs. tears sting your eyes immediately. "but - i didn't mean -"

"do you know what happens to mafia wives when another family finds them alone." jordans looking at their hands now, rolling a ring around their finger. their birth stone. they dont wait for you to reply, "they get shot if they're lucky - but that's usually not the case. waste of good blackmail. usually its beatings - rape is most definite. cut off limbs to send to her husband or her father as a threat or a gloat. sometimes they keep them alive, sex traffikers aren't picky after all. most of the time though, the rest of what's left gets dumped in the ocean."

a hand comes up to cover your mouth, shaking. you knew it was a dangerous idea, but. you didn't think - you didn't feel under threat. and now people are dead because of you? your bottom lip trembles. you dont know what to say.

you think jordan might really kill you, with the way they're talking, so when they reach out and tip your chin up, you flinch a little.

you're shocked to find fire in jordans eyes. every other time jordan has been pissed at you - its been ice.

"you made me -" their jaw works. "you worried the hell out of me today. do you understand what i was thinking? what could have happened to you... shit."

their grip tightens to the point of pain and tears fill your eyes again, but not from that. from your own guilt.

"im sorry," you whisper. "i didn't mean to."

"that can't fucking happen again."

you nod, a bobble head. but their gaze hardens and you squeak when their hand slides from your jaw to wrap around your delicate throat. they back you up against the wall. their eyes still blazing, two dark coals glaring down at you with so much passion you feel your cunt pulse between your legs. you can't help it.

"no. not a fucking nod, mouse. that shits not happening a second time - or I'll fucking be the one to kill you. do you understand?"

you tremble. gasp when you feel their rings dig into your skin.

"words. use them."

"yes," you eek out, wondering whats wrong with you that you're getting wetter. "yes i understand, jordan. im sorry."

their eyes flick to the bags at their feet. "go upstairs." they let you go, but dont step back. "I'll deal with you later. i have about twenty fucking phone calls to make."

you squeeze by them, gulping when your hard nipples brush against their chest. running upstairs like theres a flame under your ass. little do you know, your ass WILL be flaming later, but for a different reason.

when you're gone jordan visibly slumps in relief. putting their head in their hands for a second to calm the fuck down, to quell the desire to go upstairs after you and beat your ass with a belt for worrying them so fucking much. they dont trust themselves right now to not break you.

oh. you'll be punished. but if today has taught them anything, its that they want you in one piece.

#ask #frens <3 #mafia!jordan #tw: dark content #jordan li x reader #jordan experiencing the crushing fear of losing u and that making them realize they actually like u?#more likely than u think!!

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soopibean · 5 months

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Seventeen MTL likely to get scammed

Most

Gets scammed regularly. You don't even have to do anything and he's already giving you his credit card information. Gets scammed the next day by the same person. Coups has taken control of most of his accounts since his cant be trusted. Still genuinely believes he has a long lost brother in Europe that he sends money to every month, the others tell him its not actually his brother but he's already bonded.

Hoshi

Likes to believe he'd never get scammed but actually falls for it pathetically easily if you know the right angle. Basically say the words shinee or tigers and he begs you to take his money.

Dino

Thought he got scammed once, didn't eat or sleep for days, not cause he was worried about his money, he just knew the others would never let him live it down if they ever found out. Eventually told someone when he reached his breaking point only to find out it was Jeonghan playing a prank on him... You'd think he'd be relieved but his worst fear came true, they found out, and now its only a matter of time before carats find out too. Is high on the list cause he would get scammed more if not for the constant paranoia.

Seungkwan

ALMOST got scammed once and made a huge deal out of it. Intentionally gets scammed on occasion for the drama and for more anecdotes to tell on variety shows.

Jun

Got scammed. Still hasn't noticed.

Mingyu

Jeonghan gives out his information to scam callers when he's bored so he gets scammed by default.

The8

Got scammed once, but made the scammer live to regret it. Takes them to court and leaves their lives in tatters. Dares someone to scam him again. Doesn't even need anti virus at this point, everyone fears him.

Vernon

Doesn't particularly care either way. If he gets scammed, oh well.

Scoups

If DK wasn't around he'd probably get scammed more but he's become so well versed in scams at this point that he knows all the signs to look out for. If he did get scammed, he'd have a similar reaction to The8 though.

Wonwoo

Deeply paranoid about getting scammed, too careful to ever have it happen to him. Has anti scam leaflets he hands out, once gave his signature to a carat on one of them.

Joshua

Anyone that scams him immediately gets sent to hell, he doesn't make the rules.

Woozi

Is practically off the grid at his point, he physically cant get scammed. He doesn't answer his phone, he doesn't go outside. He's untouchable.

Jeonghan

IS the scammer. Even if someone tries to scam him it doesn't matter, he'll have everything they own within the hour.

Least

#kpop #seventeen #seventeen incorrect quotes #seventeen imagines #svt #wonwoo #mingyu #seungkwan #scoups #jeonghan #vernon #woozi #joshua #jun #dino #the8 #minghao #hoshi #dk #seventeen funny

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liz-stxrn · 3 months

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Bad Day || M.S. x reader

a/n: ofccc bby !! i luv this ideaaaa !!

warnings: SMUT!, oral (m! receiving), deepthroating, gagging

i aint your ma so i cant tell u what u can and cant read soooo….

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

i woke up after a restless night, pulling my comforter off of my body, i stood up out of bed and walked over to the mirror. i looked terrible…

i sighed and went downstairs to make breakfast for myself as matt wasn’t home this morning.

i pulled a pan and ingredients out of my cabinets and began making pancakes, pouring the batter into the pan and flipping every so often. i realized i had to go to the bathroom. i walked to the bathroom and handled my business, then heard the smoke alarm going off.

great, just great!

I threw the burnt pancakes away and went back upstairs to get ready for work. i peeled my clothes off before stepping into the shower. i reached for my favorite shampoo then saw i was out. i sighed and finished my shower quickly as i was already running late.

i got dressed and went to work. my boss was nagging on me to finish my rough drafts, but i zoned out, all i heard was “blah blah blah”

my alarm went off, signaling it was time to clock out, and i rushed home to matt waiting for me. he immediately sensed i was upset and tried to get me to talk about it. i refused but ended up just spilling about everything that happened.

“im so sorry, ma, i wish i could make things better for you. trust me, if i could take that burden off your shoulders i would.” he spoke while rubbing my back and tracing shapes on it.

“you’re to good to me baby. i dont know where i would be without you.” i smiled.

“you know… i can think of a way to repay you.” i smirked while kneeling down to his waist level.

“is this okay?” i asked. he nodded fastly. i teasingly tugged at the zipper to his jeans, unbuttoning them slowly. i palmed him through his boxers before pulling his dick out, it sprang up to his happy trail before i took it in my hand.

i kitten-licked at his tip while jerking him slowly, moving my hand up and down. i then took him fully into my mouth

his veiny hands tangled into my hair, tugging lightly. i moaned at the tingling feeling, sending vibrations up his dick. he groaned loudly, pulling even harder at my hair. with that, i took him further into my mouth, deepthroating him, but he was so big, i couldnt help but gag.

the sensation of my throat clenching around him sent him groaning and whimpering above me. “fuckkk, pretty girl, im gonna cum!” he shouted before hot ropes of cum shot onto my tongue, down my throat,

i pulled off of him with a pop. sticking my tongue out, showing him his cum on my tongue, looking up at him with doe eyes.

“so pretty, did so good for me.” he said while closing my mouth, signaling to swallow.

he pulled me up from off my knees, giving me a kiss, before taking me to the couch. he pulled me into his arms as he turned on my favorite show. “i love you matt” i spoke softly

“i love you too, baby” he responded.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

a/n: lowk dk abt this buttt… anywaysss ! i luv yalll and tysm anon for the idea ! <3

a/n pt 2 : sooo… no head..?

#matt sturniolo x reader #matt sturniolo #chris sturniolo x reader #x reader #chris sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #sturniolo triplets x reader #[liztalks]#[lizwrites]

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awesomefringey · 18 days

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I need to get this off my chest because its just killing me these past 2 days. I was a larrie, now turned neutral. I love them both so much and I adore them both separately. Their music literally saved me and they will forever be my fave. Do I think they were once in a relationship, yes! Like you can clearly see till the end of 1d we had pretty clear idea about it as well. For the next few years, their lyrics, them signing towards a relationship, etc gave them off. I was sure about their relationship till then. I also understood that there were some hitches here and there. But for the past few years they have mostly kept the topic of larry closed. I have now grown up enough to understand that we literally don't even know 1% of their actual lives so how can we assume that they have a relationship when we have literally not gotten some clue more than a bit of blue greening from their side which amounts to nothing. Like we dk if they broke up or do they just want a pvt relationship yk so why are we so set on making assumptions? Why are we interfering so much? Like back in 2015, with rbb and sbb, larry wanted us to take a hint and talk about it. They wanted to show their love through these hints they dropped. Now they just don't want it these days so why cant we understand that and just support their music without searching for "hints" in each of their actions or posts? Here by we, I mean larries. And what I have seen is that tumblr larries are smart and understand this all. Whereas twitter larries are just becoming too senseless and even a bit annoying without actually giving it all a thought. Like girl, just think about it logically and stop acting like a fool. They really need to take a step back and analyze a bit.

I think the biggest delusion that WE as a fandom fell for in the last couple of years was to believe LARRIES are a community of people with shared values and interests.

This fandom fell apart the second the individual became more important than the collective. Everyone’s the main character now. Being a fan of Larry has become a lifestyle that has to fit personal interests first and foremost.

And depending on how self-righteous people are to think that makes them smarter than everyone else a different stance will get berated, ridiculed and met with an arrogance that is hard to understand considering we all sit in the same boat.

My advice to “Larries” would be to stop making each and every single opinion everyone else’s problem. Maybe we can breathe a little and let each other be, huddle with our moots and be peaceful, that’d be nice.

#ask #fandom experience

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blue-jisungs · 8 months

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hiii ✨

cant stop thinking about bss, specifically boo, caring for his partner in a very high energy environment while they have social anxiety, and probably best friend!hoshi and dk :(

if the whole world was watching

author’s note. hi anon!! thank u for requesting! :D honestly this made me so <\\\3 sorry for such long wait but i hope you enjoy it <3 also not proofread + i’m leaving tmrw for +- 4 days so enjoy while i’m gone 🥲

warnings. social anxiety :(

being seungkwan’s partner was something you could never dream of. he was perfect in every way possible. even with his profession, you never felt anxious about your relationship.

“hey, are you ready?” seungkwan chirped, bursting into the room.

“yah, boo s–“ you were about to scold him when you noticed his outfit. you were about to attend a wedding of their staff member. seungkwan, when he got the invitation, gasped audibly when there was an +1 option. the staff knew you’re saying either way, so he figured why not. besides, it’s a private wedding.

so seeing him in an elegant tuxedo, with flower tucked in his pocket and his natural hair in fluffy waves made you stop a beat. will he look the same on your wedding–?

“hello? mingyu’s about to be here in a second!” seungkwan whined, walking up to you “you look… breath taking, by the way. if i were the bride, i’d be jealous”

“nooo, stop” you mumbled, glad that the foundation is covering your reddening cheeks “i, uh… i just need to put on the jewellery. maybe a quick cup of coffee before we go?”

“oh no, if they come up here they won’t go back to the car like… ever. besides we have to be early, we need a rehearsal” seungkwan leaned in and kissed your cheek. you grinned, standing up.

in no time you were at the venue. seungkwan gave you a quick peck before disappearing. they had to do the rehearsal and they were opening the ceremony, later on signing live too so…

you gulped, your heart speeding up. you were left alone. with a bunch of people you don’t know and without your comfort person in sight. or even your friends.

you sat down at your assigned seat and realised you’re not seated next to seungkwan. there were only old ladies.

“oh, hello there” one of them greeted you, eyes scanning you up and down with a scrunched face. you bowed, muttering a quiet ‘hello’ and then you realised kwan with his band mates are having a separate table at the other side of the room.

you gulped. it’s fine. you’ll manage. it’s only the opening, ceremony itself, food… and then some dancing. then you’ll be near him.

it’s not like you couldn’t function without seungkwan. you just had – or hoshi, your bestie, called it like that – separation anxiety. he was right though; you felt more comfortable with someone you knew by your side. especially in a new environment, full of strangers who were constantly–

“whose date are you?” another lady asked, poking your arm. letting out a shaky breath, you faked a smile.

“boo seungkwan’s. he’s a friend of the bride” you nodded “i’m–“

“who?” another lady chirped in “also, i don’t mean to be rude but the earrings… they don’t suit you, darling”

you swallowed, nodding. those were earrings that seungkwan gave you on your first anniversary.

“and that dress… don’t you think it’s too revealing for a wedding? if i were you–“

the music suddenly started and you noticed seventeen. they all looked neat, elegantly dressed. you gulped, taking deep breaths to calm your racing heart. you felt uncomfortable but at least you had seungkwan in your eyesight.

he looked so ethereal. passion on his face and his voice, oh his angelic voice.

“whose are those guys? aich, really. singers those days…”

you turned around and glared at the old lady. she ignored you, rolling her eyes.

you enjoyed the performance and then the ceremony; the bride was stunning. however, the older ladies never stopped chatting and throwing comments that made you uncomfortable. especially when they – quite literally – talked about you behind your back.

“the dress, really. i’d never wear such a thing”

you gulped, your chest tightening. catching your boyfriend’s gaze from across the room, he realised something’s wrong.

“and she didn’t even eat anything… what an ungrateful brat. who does she think she is?”

you clutched your hand on your purse, your lip starting to quiver uncontrollably. blinking rapidly you tried not to tear up. because that’d be so embarrassing and don’t be such a crybaby, y/n–

you watched seungkwan stand up. hoshi with dokyeom exchanged surprised looks and then found your face in the crowd as well, quickly joining seungkwan.

you stood up too, almost flipping over the glass on the table because of the sudden movement. they grunted. everything spiralled around you, breath catching in your throat.

“hey… hey, y/nnie?” seungkwan rushed to you, holding your arms. you nodded, head tilting down; you didn’t want to tear up here, now.

“oh look at her… i guess that’s the boyfriend”

seungkwan looked at the ladies, surprised. dokyeom and soonyoung arrived too.

“hey, are you okay? you look pale” dokyeom asked, patting your arm

“wait, aren’t those the singers?”

you tugged seungkwan’s sleeve. he looked down and noticed how you’re struggling with breathing. you felt small, as if the world was about to swallow you. each murmur, word, noise seemed to echo in your head. are they talking about me? why is everyone staring? i want to run away–

seungkwan wrapped an arm around you and lead you somewhere, your worried friends following. gradually, the chatter of the room faded out. only your irregular breathing.

“did those old hags say something? i swear i’ll beat them up” soonyoung hissed, dokyeom grabbing and pulling him back by his blazer

“easy there tiger. not here” he mumbled, causing you to crack a smile.

“do you need some water?” seungkwan asked, his thumbs caressing your skin in a soothing motion.

“jus’ you” you murmured shakily, burying your head in his neck. seungkwan held you closer, arms wrapping around you.

now the world didn’t feel that suffocating. it was just kwan, your kwannie.

“no, really?! what did that witch say–!” soonyoung yelled out, dokyeom putting his hand over hoshi’s mouth.

“it’s nothing… i just…” you mumbled, looking at them with teary eyes. your friends’ features softened upon seeing you “too many people…”

“you want to go home?” seungkwan asked, tucking a stray strand of your hair behind your ear. you shook your head as a no.

“i just need a moment with you guys” you murmured shyly.

“c’mon, let’s sit down” dokyeom smiled and you three sat down, leaning against the wall. your breathing slowly regained stability, seungkwan’s arm around you and hoshi drawing shapes on your leg. “no but really, did anyone say something? those old ladies didn’t seem to friendly”

you scoffed, patting your friend’s arm.

“well… they did, but it’s okay. i feel better now” you smiled softly. suddenly a sound of slow song reached your ears. seungkwan looked at you lovingly and stood up carefully.

“may i have this dance, pretty?” he asked. you nodded, grabbing his hand. your friends looked at you two happily and watched you leave.

while seungkwan rocked you gently in his arms to the slow song played in the background. planting an occasional kiss on your cheek or your forehead, his eyes stared at you as if you hung the stars yourself.

“y’know… even if the whole world was watching, i’d still dance with you” he hummed, lips brushing against the shell of your ear. you swore you could melt right here, right now. your social anxiety disappeared like it never existed… sure, you danced in the middle of the room with all the people watching. but all that mattered was your seungkwan.

and your two friends, observing you and cooinh about how cute you are… right after having a small friendly talk with the elder ladies.

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spamgyu · 2 months

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you know what fuck you !!!!(wats the point of anonymity if its gone already *sigh*) i present you Adrian Lee

no body knows what he does he can be seen taking the music class early in the morning and also the advanced mathematics class too every one is equally in the dark as to what he does (architecture major!!) talks to alexender sometimes and will never use his nick names exception being only when he is drunk. everyone thinks he is very smart and bro is smart like why does he know bernauli's principal even tho he has nothing to do with advanced phy ?? is secretly an otaku has a mikasa body pillow back in his house that he adores but never brought it in the dorms cuz he is v embarrassed tundere bitch will never accept he is in love with you but will do anything and everything for you like watch notebook and twilight with you (personal opinion both r shit)

prides himself for the movies he watches and will give you a thorough analysis of the movies only guy who understands vernons movie taste and needs to have a movie night every friday and during this time he slowly with extreme calculation tries to manipulate you into giving up on those shitty movies you watch and make your movie palate better bro knows 5 languages korean chinese english french and italian and his goal in life is to learn greman and russian cuz you told him you wanna learn them and he wants to be so good that he can teach you them bro is so smart that he finds faults and fixes your assignments even though you both have very different majors once took an iq test and it came out as 150!!! oh did i tell you he also has a secret soundcloud acc and he produces songs too goes by the stage name ryan bro has a pretty good side hustle which gives him damn good money prolly is the richest in the group

has a pretty few good popular songs under his belt also helps the theatre kids with their songs for their musicals will talk about politics and importance of performance arts in politics (dk doesnt understand shit but he listens) did i mention that he hates anyone who is not his friends group is universally knows as the groups misandrist like bro is filled with so much hatred that he fulfills the group's quota!! so imagine everyones shock when he gets a girl to dote upon and plus he has to be the first guy who introduces a girl to the group claims that he doesnt give a fuck about their opinion (he does) would slowly stop talking to you if they didnt like you plus absolutely hates introducing you to the group cuz like what if one of them take you away from him but realizes that if you are with him you will hate anyother guy cuz he is just one of a kind and his group of frnds is too stupid to snatch you away from him but now 1 prob what will he address you as cuz like he is head over heels for you but cant say that to you plus his frnds pester him about your relationship and now he is scared is secretly the most most romantic person in the whole world has written atleast 10 songs about you all stored in his hard disk but will never let you know is always stuck by your side cuz you are comfy ??? will feed you and buy you cloths ... like bro where is the money flowing from (you dont know about his side business although you know he makes music but dont know he sells them) will never pay during the friends dinners cuz like they dont deserve his money for stuffing their faces like cows (mannerless brutes dont get his hard earned money wasted on them) but if one of them get hospitalized or for any emergency related to money will not even think twice before giving his money sponsored dk first acting gig 🫡 they want to return his money but he is like its chill and pretends to not know what they r talking about to they give up defo goes out of his ways to help his frnds at any situation will also lent an ear if they want him to but sucks at giving advice will just buy them icecream the next day absolutely loves his friends to death too!!

will take your pics at any given point of the day (has 15 diff folders with only your pics)

yes he payed for it

will defo help you for finals and still score full in his subs

did i mention u have been soft launched in his insta too

was pulled out of his cave to be taken to the hangout bro whined the whole way and claimed to hate it but loved it in reality -and my rant ends here

fuck me???

actually..... just read the whole thing.....

yeah fuck me that shit was so good 🤞��😔

im laughing at the first guy to introduce a girl into the group bc actually probably yeah LENWMFME

#love u guys takes omg this was so good bestie omgg #spamasks

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dogmanstar1994 · 8 days

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The New is my favourite a-side totbl track, maybe my fav of any of the early songs, purely because of the second half of the song. I could talk about this all day. Sorry im abusing my tumblr to just fucking nerd out over interpol instrumentals Boy WE DONT GAF Um anyway

Ok unsurprising if u know me but god DAMN i fucking love this drum part. Its much simpler than a lot of the drumming on totbl but it just works so damn well. The fucking disco feel with the 16th notes and open hi-hats, plus carlos’ octave jumping and syncopation in the bass its SOOOOO DISCO AND DANCE-Y OWWWW SHAAAAAAAATTTT Guys i one thing about me i LOOOOVE dance punk and this is SO DANCE PUNK but its INTERPOL so its like i am going to KILL MYSELF while ON THE DANCE FLOOR

The drop in tuning on the guitars as well… just so satisfying to hear….. and the energy at the end!!!!!! Going from that mellow bass + guitar to just puuuuure ECSTSSSYYYYY (👅) that drum beat just cuts through in such a crisp manner ohhhh man its so good. And PB fuhhhckin shreddin it while DK is on duh floor Girl Get Up jk hes getting INNNNTOOOO IIIIITTTT

Oh also of course YOURE LOOKIN ALRIGHT TONIIIIGHT I THINK WE SHOULD GO!!!!!! One of the most gut wrenching face-to-concrete-slab Do You Want Me To Kill Myself lines in interpol history in my opinion. In the 15 version of this song just before rhat line paul does this high note thing (kind of like what he does at the end of ob2) which Say what u want abt pauls falsetto I LUHHHH IT IN THIS SONG!!!!!!! It sounds like a guitar which i guess is the point but oh em gee its almost haunting and just god i will smash my face into my desk repeatedly if i think about it for too long

Sorry for nerd emoji-ing out on here. Ill go back to only speaking in tags. But also i feel like so many people talk abt interpol lyrics and not enough about the instrumentals. I could probably go on a long ramble about every drum part on totbl . But i cant fucking quote a drum part in my tumblr bio yk

#interpol #daniel kessler #sam fogarino #indie rock #paul banks #2000s #post punk revival #indie sleaze #nyc #COOOUUGHHHHH my ask box is OPEN if u want to hear me talk about certain interpol drum lines JUST SAYING

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heard-nsfw-is-back · 1 year

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I will write all the smut this ship deserves. Mario x Donkey Kong. It's EGREGIOUSLY horny. I have no excuse. It's smut all the way through dude.

This is too fuking long. Why is THIS my longest fic? I'm so irrationally upset at my own handiwork. I'm not even done writing it I just like to come back up here for AIR.

I finally finished it and I made sure it was sweet at the end. God if this sends me to hell I'd agree completely.

4 days writing a fic why. Why? I ask again. Why?

If you asked Mario a few weeks ago if he was a size queen he'd disagree completely. Being mildly uncomfortable taking a man twice his size? And liking it?? No. Absolutely not. However being bent over a kart drooling and moaning every time DK pushed in to him was blissful. He couldn't think, couldn't speak, could barely breathe and he would never get enough.

DK was boastful, arrogant and blunt to a fault but he was kind and patient, appreciated his people and the work they did. He spent a whole week with Mario so he could try almost every power up he could and learning how to use them effectively. DK was fun and honest and was the first to approach Mario to tell him how he felt.

They spent a few days getting to know each other and when DK brought up sex it was a little jarring. "I couldn't take you are you serious? I'd rip something. Actually you'd rip me completely." Saying it out loud though, a little shiver of excitement raced down Mario's spine. Wouldn't that be amazing? To have Donkey Kong hold him down and just pound in to him?

Donkey Kong just shrugged. "I'm fine with never doing anything. I'm not a monster but..." He paused and slowly smiled at Mario's dazed and awed expression. "I think you'll like it." Mario slowly nodded and swallowed. DK led Mario inside to the garage and walked him over to a kart that was sitting waiting for tires. Mario reached up and wrapped his arms as best he could around Donkey Kong's neck. "You're so big." He murmured in awe. DK laughed and pulled Mario up so he was sitting on the kart.

"Just wait a bit. It's not the last time you'll say that." Mario almost rolled his eyes but Donkey Kong pressed a kiss against Mario's neck, distracting him. He tilted his head back giving as much room as possible. "Kiss me. Like actually kiss me." Donkey Kong huffed a laugh and kissed Mario, tongue tracing his lips. The smaller man arched in to the kiss opening his mouth and playing with DK'S tongue.

Donkey Kong pressed his tongue down and Mario set to work taking what he could. His tongue was so big and dexterous, curling around Mario's mouth like it was a mission. Tracing teeth and playing with Mario's tongue. Eventually Mario got comfortable with the size and starting sucking on it. His hips canted forward and brushed against Donkey Kong's hips and erection.

DK grabbed Mario's hip and pulled back. "Easy I uh. Well I don't want to rush you. I want to take my time. Really ruin you." Mario shook, painfully aroused. "Do it. Please. Ruin me. Take me. I want you." Donkey Kong groaned a half curse and laid Mario flat. "I'm going to take my time. See if you can take a finger or my tongue first. Just lay there and take me. Take what I give you." Mario whimpered a little and pushed his overalls down around his ankles. DK smiled and just ripped them off. "You're not going to need that for a while."

Mario was mad for all of 5 seconds before he felt Donkey Kong wrap his mouth around his dick. "Oh my f...god yes." Mario shook and held on to DK's head. The pressure, the sound, the feeling of a tongue playing with his head and hands gripping him tight was near euphoric. How did he get anything done before this? How would he get anything done after this? This is all that he'll think about. Donkey Kong slowly bobbing his head and the low slurping noises was sending him so high. Not soon enough but too fast, Donkey Kong sucked harder, bobbing faster. Mario felt the world fade and narrow down to the pressure of his orgasm.

"Please please yes so close keep going..I can't take much more." Mario begged, hips being held down by DK unable to move, to finish, to help him get there. He tried holding Donkey Kong down but he couldn't manipulate him at all. He was at DK's mercy right now. Stuck between a kart and any world's best mouth, dizzying and wonderful and soon Mario felt the world collapse as his orgasm ripped and pulled at him.

He screamed and pulled at Donkey Kong's fur and DK just kept sucking and tonguing at the slit, pulling every drop he could. Mario felt the room stop spinning and bonelessly tried wiggling out of Donkey Kong's grip. The prince laughed gently and slowly lowered Mario's legs down, at some point they ended up around his shoulders. Mario blinked and shook, overwhelmed by feeling of finishing so hard and so much. "I can't oh my f..I'm just. That was amazing." Mario huffed out, throat a little sore from yelling and moaning.

"Mm yeah but was it super?" Donkey Kong teased. Mario looked at him, glaring as much as he could from his still hazy vision. "That's it. See if you ever eat me out." DK inhaled sharply. "Is that on the table? Is that I mean are you in to that?" Mario smiled. "I don't know if I'm super in to it." He shot back. DK rolled his eyes and nodded. "Yeah yeah. But I'm going to have to get in there. If your cum tastes that good I can't wait to eat the rest of you." Mario's nose wrinkled. "You mean you swallowed it? Ew gross you can spit it out I won't be mad." Donkey Kong laughed at Mario's face and shook his head.

"I'm in to you. Anyway you tasted fine. Better than fine. Now turn around and spread em." Mario slowly slid down enough to turn on to his stomach. "I've never done this. If it goes bad I'm just going to close down the portal pipe and pretend this nice happened. Don't laugh at pipe." Donkey Kong had the nerve to look incredulous. "I'm sorry I have a sense of humor?" Mario felt DK tracing the cleft right above where his cheeks started. "A 'sense of humor' he says. Laughing at pipe like ooooh fuhmmp yes right there." DK licked right from Mario's perineum up, up and across the hole.

"I was right." Donkey Kong breathed, the warm air making Mario shudder. "You taste delicious." Mario's legs gave out, too turned on to think at this point. Donkey Kong either licked around or on Mario's hole or gently bit in to his thighs and ass. "I could do this for hours." He muttered and Mario shook. Getting eaten for hours, laid out like a meal and taking it by this fantastic mouth, what he wouldn't do to make that happen.

DK held Mario's cheeks open and slowly laved Mario's hole, gently pushing it in. "Ohh yeah you're so big oh that feels amazing." Mario covered his mouth, biting in to his glove to try and muffle any more noises. Soft little whimpers and pleas for more. Donkey Kong pulled his hand away and stuck two fingers in to Mario's mouth. "Keep making those sounds. Nice and loud for me. I could get used to hearing them." Mario sucked and licked at his fingers. He held up DK's hand and lost himself in the feeling of being held like this.

"My hearing isn't bad but I think you can do a lot better than that pretty." Donkey Kong pushed his tongue in as much as he could and Mario scratched at the kart and yelled again. "Oh my god yes please oh you're so deep please give it to me." Mario begged and felt himself rutting against the kart on to DK's tongue. "Please yes more just like that." Donkey Kong almost lost it. Torn between gloating over Mario twisting under him and wanting to just dick him up and down. He was so hard he might actually cum just from this.

Mario was salty and sweet and so wet and soft. How he even debated on this at all now was laughable. He would have to do this again. And again. He would need to. He needed to be inside Mario whenever he could be. He would never be able to focus on anything but the smell and taste and sound of Mario fucking himself in his mouth. DK gripped his dick just to ground himself but even that was too much and as soon as Mario crumpled again in to orgasm, DK came in to his hand.

Donkey Kong pulled Mario back on to his chest. "I need. I need to be in you. Please. I'll go crazy if I can't feel you around me." He pressed his face in to Mario's neck. Mario couldn't think. He didn't know up or down. He felt half asleep and over stimulated. And yet he needed it too. He needed Donkey Kong inside him. He could feel the half hard dick twitch against his thigh and he couldn't remember the last time he needed something so bad. "Are you sure? You're already so out of it." A small chuckle. "Drunk on me already?"

Mario reached down and started pumping at Donkey Kong's dick and felt it jerk in his grip. "Oh yeah? If you've still got energy to move then I'm not doing you right." Mario was pushed on to the kart and held there by a massive hand and it felt so warm and nice Mario hummed and smiled. "You look so good like this. Should keep you here. Fill you up whenever I want." Mario keened and arched under DK's hand. "Gonna do me in front of the other Kongs? Show them what a good king you are by keeping me full of cum?" Mario teased. "So far I've had your tongue but what else could you fill me with? I'm not feeling anything yet."

Donkey Kong leaned down and whispered in to Mario's ear. "I'm gonna stretch you out. Good and proper and not until you've cum twice will I give you my dick. You understand? I'm going to make you learn to take only my dick. No one else, not even your pretty little fingers, will be enough for you." Mario rubbed against the kart. "Please. Please ruin me, take me. Fuck me. I can't take anything else."

DK kissed Mario's shoulder. "I've got you. I won't mess with you anymore. I do need to stretch you out or you will break. Just wait a minute." Donkey Kong moved away and Mario whined, upset at the loss. DK just like over and shook his head. "I'll get back in that ass in a second. I need to find something besides oil to get you open." Mario turned on to his back and stared at Donkey Kong rifling through bags and parts. He bit his lip and started pumping his dick. Needed something, anything. Mario was so turned on the room was just him and the ten or so feet Donkey Kong was away from him.

He pressed a finger inside, trying to find that one spot that made him fall apart. Tugging and fingering himself wasn't doing it anymore. Like he was already remade for Donkey Kong. It was just enough to keep him grounded and in the mindset. A minute or so later DK found Vaseline and turned triumphant to Mario, and promptly almost dropped it.

"Like what you see?" "Oh yeah." Donkey Kong walked back over to Mario. "Faster. Yeah that's right. Harder. That's a good boy. Just like that. Keep jerking that sweet dick like that." Mario's hips and fingers twitched and flailed seeing DK stare at him. "Gonna come over here and do it or just watch?" Donkey Kong blinked. Not really sure what he wanted more. Mario turned around, feet now on the ground from all the twisting and turning. He kept stretching and fingering himself and Donkey Kong lost whatever control he had left.

Quicker than Mario could blink, DK had pushed Mario's hand away and replaced two of Mario's fingers with his own. The stretch was a pleasant but jarring burn and Donkey Kong took his finger back out and took a swab of Vaseline before pressing it back in. The cooling of the cream helped and Mario leaned in to DK's hand. He found Mario's prostate and he went boneless. Mario's eyes rolled back and he couldn't do anything but feel that finger opening him, stretching him, he would go crazy if Donkey Kong just kept moving like that.

Soon another finger was pushed in and Mario moaned and twitched, the stretch getting to be a bit much. "I know. It feels good though?" Mario smiled, half delirious. "Feels so good. So big." "Want me to keep going?" Mario hadn't noticed that DK stopped at all. "Please please keep giving me your fingers." Donkey Kong rested his head just above Mario's. "Shh I got you I'll give you whatever you want."

Minutes later of being preeped, Mario had three fingers pumping in and out of him steadily. "Think you can handle me?" Mario had felt Donkey Kong's dick twitching between his legs. He needed it. Never would want anything else but that long thick dick again. "Please.. inside. Please just fuck me. Please." Mario begged, near tears. "Shh no need to cry I'll take care of you." DK soothed and kissed Mario's shoulder. Gently he pressed the head against Mario's hole and eased his way in, going from kneading Mario's ass to leaving butterfly kisses along his back.

Mario's mouth hung open, too worked up to keep it closed. If he thought Donkey Kong's fingers were glorious, Donkey Kong's dick was heaven sent. Just this side of overbearing and so hot and there was no way he was going to forget this feeling. "Almost there. Bout half way." Mario shook and scratched down the paint of the kart. Felt like DK was going to be going in forever at this point.

A few moments later, Mario felt DK's hips smack against his ass. He was so full he felt like he could taste the head of Donkey Kong's dick. He opened his eyes and looked back at DK. Donkey Kong was staring at Mario's stomach and as he looked down he saw his stomach swell from the massive cock he just took. "I'm never going to get over that sight." DK breathed. But he pulled back, slow and steady and pushed back in. Every so often plastering more Vaseline on his dick.

Eventually he started moving a bit faster and Mario whined for more. "Yes just like yes good you feel so good want more please give it to me." Donkey Kong squeezed Mario's hips. "Easy. I'll give it to you just wait a bit." Mario growled impatiently and started moving on his own. Pistoning back and forth between the kart and the hot dick that was driving him up the wall. "Oh f.. god ok yeah you want it like that so bad baby? Take it. Take my cock." Donkey Kong pressed Mario's shoulders down with one massive hand and held Mario's hips up.

He slammed in to Mario and went as fast as he could. Mario was so tight and compliant and the sight of his tummy bulging out from Donkey Kong's dick was almost too much. Warm, wet, squeezing heat and the smell of them together was so intoxicating. He let go of Mario's hip and pressed him as much as he could in to the kart. "Oh yeah that's so good you're so tight. M'gonna cum inside you. Gonna breed you yeah? Oh fuck I never want to be outside your ass. Keep taking me. You're amazing." DK stared down at Mario. He was a drooling mess. Babbling about cock and how his ass was breaking in two.

Mario was in a daze. He was drunk on cock and had lost any sanity left. Nothing mattered more that how Donkey Kong's cock felt. He could feel it up in to his stomach even though that probably wasn't true. He was breaking and he would never be satisfied with anyone other than Donkey Kong. His vision faded and too soon he was cumming harder than thought he could. He felt his body curling in and Donkey Kong slammed the kart hood. "Oh hell you're tighter now. I can't. I." With a deep groan Donkey Kong was cumming in Mario and holding his hip with one hand and nearly crushing the kart with the other. He laid flat on Mario and the extra weight of him and the feeling of being pumped with cum, Mario came again.

When they both came too, Donkey Kong gently pulled out of Mario. Thick warm cum pouring out of the smaller man was a sweet sight. "Oh I can't wait to do that again." Donkey Kong groaned before falling on the floor, pulling Mario to lay against him. "Give me like a month first." Mario huffed after a few minutes. Donkey Kong brushed Mario's hair off his face and traced his jaw. "Think you'll be ok if I take us up to my room? I have some snacks and drinks up there." Mario felt butterflies and smiled, touched by the sweet touches and gesture.

Donkey Kong curled an arm around Mario and ran off and up in to his own room. He fed Mario bites of protein bars and fruits before passing him water and juice. "You're sweet. Thank you." DK shrugged off the compliment. "No big thing." Mario frowned. "No you are. You're annoying and brash and rude and arrogant but you're kind and your people love you and you make friends easily. You fight well with confidence and you can make a man feel real real good." Donkey Kong just shifted his weight side to side. "It's no big thing." A little embarrassed and Mario shook his head.

" I made you feel good?" Donkey Kong asked, just to touch base. Mario laughed after swallowing the last of his water. "Good enough if you have the Vaseline we can go again."

((Is Vaseline a good lube? Idk man don't fucking look at me))

#donkey kong x mario #donkey kong #super mario bros #mario bros #super mario

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cheolhub · 9 months

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Talk about your moots; what do you like most about them (could be a paragraph or a single sentence, spread the love!!)

p sure i did this just a few days ago but everyone knows i adore my moots so i dont mind doing it again :)

it’s kinda long! (took me a literal hour and a half to write) and i tried to get everyone i talk to on a tri-weekly basis at least 😅

@ncteez i know you said to pick what i like most abt my moots, but i love everything about hon from the way she looks (she’s literally the most gorgeous person ever— she still owes me a selfie now that im thinking abt it) right down to her core. 🥹 the only mark stan who has ever walked the planet actually,,, i love hearing about her sex dreams and i love the way that she gives the best advice bc she only wants the best for me and how genuine she is. I LOVE HER & she makes me a better person every day, seriously ⭐️ i <3 my wife

@jeonghantis 🩵 there are about a million and three things that i can write for keir but i think the thing i love most about them is that… i can just be sar with them, i never have to worry about being judged for the things i like bc 9 times out of 10, keir feels the same way. like who else am i gonna talk about [redacted] with chan with ??? or [ censored beeping for 10 minutes straight ] with sangyeon ?? my jeonghannie, my bff, my ride or die <3 (they also hate everyone that i hate and watch my instagram lives even tho im super annoying which means i am going to die for them)

@onlyseokmins literally just love elv’s personality. she has this infectious positivity and it makes me so happy to be alive like dhahdh,,, every time i see her on the dash reblogging the silliest things or cute pics or even talking to other people, it makes me smile so hard like idk she’s so bright PLUS she’s resident dk lover on tumblr like there is no one else. tumblr user onlyseokmins is quite literally the only dk stan alive

@lovelyhan ok two things i love the most — one: kai’s writing will always get me out of a reading slump. i re-read their fics an ungodly amount of times, like i actually need to be blocked by them ( i definitely didn’t re-read inflection point again TODAY on my lunch break, nope! i didn’t! 😂……) TWO: kai is literally so sweet and funny and we don’t really talk much, but from what i know, they’re a really great person and anyone would be lucky to have them as a moot! ^^

@agustdiv1ne ash and i are actually moving to alaska and we’re gonna be neighbors /srs,,, srsly tho, i told her this already, but she’s an amazing listener and she puts up with my shitty texting and i seriously cant appreciate that more 😢 she’s so wonderful and lovely and my favorite yoongi stan to ever exist and i will shield her from the heat. don’t worry, ash, 𝖎 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚.

@soonigiri MELODY <333 the soonyoung to my cheol!! she’s also someone i enjoy seeing on my dash sm!! she’s literally an angel and it’s so endearing to see her in her engene era. like i look forward to seeing jungwon on my dash every day /srs — OKAY ACTUALLY, ik im an awkward freak but i would love to talk to you more bc i think we have a lot in common T-T

@etherealyoungk SKYE i know we interact like every 3 weeks but each of them do really mean a lot to me <33 i think she’s really kind-hearted and i get really happy when i see her jn my inbox from time to time!! it’s like a nice little surprise which i love 🥹💝 it’s like finding a rice krispie at the bottom of my lunch box (if you don’t know the feeling, think immense joy)

@rubyreduji JJ THE COOLEST GUY EVER. he’s such a joy to talk to and i love that he’s lowkey my hypeman. every time i run a concept or idea by him, he makes me feel really good about it and i adore that. he’s so supportive i love him and i need to hug him so bad actually 🥹 (i give good bear hugs jj, pls let me hug u) also jj doesnt care that im a weirdo awkward freak and i have to commend him for that too ☺️

@toruro mikalicious always know what to say which is what i love the absolute most abt them now. when im in a shit mood, she knows exactly how to make me feel better and always helps me take my mind off of it. she’s so cute and wonderful inside and out and i really am so eternally grateful to have her as a mutual and a friend <33 also, mika, this is my formal apology for being the world’s worst texter 😅

@gyuswhore EM THE COOLEST PERSON EVER. i love her so much actually. she and i just started talking and i have to say, she is just so,,,, amazing? idk, i dont have the words for it. she was so kind to me when reading my wonu fic and she just read over my new cheol wip and she has given me such great feedback and im so appreciative of her!! + sending pics is lowkey my love language and she lets me send her the most random shit (my pc collection, my room, etc.) i love her 💝

@hwanghyunjinenthusiast MY FAV JOKSTER dbehdh talking to rj is seriously a breath of fresh air lol I LOVE her humor and she understands my humor. ALSO….. something about rj’s writing also does something to me… like i remember i was super depressed while i had strep and on a brief tumblr hiatus and i came onto the app for just a second and saw that she’d posted … mean dom!chan… i remember reading it and crying bc she GETS IT. no one gets me like rj (i forgot to rb now that im thinking abt it but im gonna get on that) my fave dinonara <3

@heesbaby TUMBLR USER HEESBABY SINGLE HANDEDLY GOT ME BACK INTO ENHYPEN. i never thought id see the day, but bc of her smau’s and writing, i’m back in my engene era… i love how much of an angel cinna is like,,, we talk every once in awhile but she makes me the happiest girl ever when she replies to my asks or i find her in my inbox. i’ll actually fight jay for cinna

@hyuk4ngel RESIDENT MINGYU STAN,, fay has been here with me since what feels like the fucking beginning and i seriously can’t thank her enough. she’s really encouraging and amazing and she has the best ideas ever. i swear half of my writing discography is thanks to her (just my mingyu fics which is lowekey half my writing discography begsgs) she also is always checking in and i just love her for that and many other things 🥹

@baeksbyunny / @baekhyunnybyun (you’ll have to remind me which acct im supposed to tag) BEX MY BELOVED!!! THE LOVE I HAVE FOR HER IS SERIOUSLY INDESCRIBABLE!!! she’s the nicest person to me. like i’ll never forget when i was anxious before my txt concert and she was so reassuring like i felt a weight lift off my shoulders. INSTANT (sar)otonin boost every time we talk, idk what it is. probably the fact that she has the most comforting presence. i love her, you honor. i rest my case.

@majestyjun mills was like the first moot i’d ever talked to,,, but i remember i was so intimidated the first time we did bc millie is literally so fucking cool like,,, i have always thought this and when she said //I// was cool and i was genuinely so honored like…. idk >< ALSO HER WRITING IS SOHSHSBS OUT OF THIS WORLD … the concepts the description,,, she’s a genius!!!

@sunnylovespickles even tho we just became moots, i thought it was really sweet that she dropped off pics of pink!cheol for me 🥹 my day was really bad and that brightened it so much <33 i hope to have more interactions with her in the future bc she seems so nice!!

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