#TELL ME he won't

[bo-bo-bean]

#happy tree friends #htf #htf flippy #happy tickle Friends #htf fliqpy #he would #he fucking would #tell me he won't #i dare ya #anyway have more tickles #on the house

[uxanduva]

headcanon: m'baku taking up knitting as a hobby

#hc: m'baku #bc he lives up in the mountains and they need warm clothes ok #also he'd find it hilarious #to be knitting sweaters for people in AFRICA #tell me he won't #mr ironic #plus he'd be all over the ball of yarn and cat joke #throws ball of yarn at shuri #laughs for 15 mins #and then makes her a sweater to say sorry (but not really)

[99thpercentile]

places where the audio distorts

image ids under the cut

tmagp 4:

tmagp 5:

tmagp 7:

tmagp 8:

the audio distorts when people lie.

I imagine this knowledge will come in handy later.

[id: ALICE: This is not something you go poking around in. Not if you want to keep your job… or your neck. SAM: (a little amused) Okay, okay! I get it. Consider me scared straight. "Consider me scared straight" is highlighted. end id]

[id: LENA: Now, while I understand your concerns, you need to understand that Colin has held the IT Manager position for some time without incident, and although he is somewhat… frustrated with his current assignment, he can request help from the central IT team at any time. I am certain that should he find his responsibilities unmanageable, he will request assistance. Or resign, of course. Either way, the problem will resolve itself. "Or resign, of course" is highlighted. end id]

[id: CELIA: Is there any way to look up specific files? ALICE: Like what? CELIA: Oh, I don’t know. Every case about… being buried alive, or meat, or… whatever. ALICE: Well, there’s a search bar, but it doesn’t actually do anything. You’d have to dig through them all manually. (suspicious) – Why do you ask? CELIA: Just figuring it all out. Ah well, I guess I’ll need to find Bigfoot on my own time. "Just figuring it all out" is highlighted. end id]

[id: GERTRUDE: I see. Well, I’m sorry, but I don’t think Gerry can help you – GERRY: (casually) Yeah, I barely remember any of it. "I don’t think Gerry can help you" is highlighted. end id]

[id: GERRY: Oh yeah, but I was pretty young. I remember filling in a bunch of forms and questionnaires, then some old men asking me questions about what books I liked to read, who did I look up to, that kind of thing. And then I left. SAM: (disappointed) That’s all? GERRY: Yeah, afraid so. Other than just sitting around with a bunch of other kids in a room that smelled like old books. "Yeah, afraid so" is highlighted. end id]

[id: CELIA: I’m trying to look into… Weird physics stuff: time travel, other dimensions, teleportation, all that good stuff. Freddy doesn’t really do searches, so you could keep an eye out and let me know if any come up in your cases? SAM: Uh, sounds a bit sci-fi compared to our usuals. What’s this for? (amused breath) You’re not doing research for that podcast you were on, are you? CELIA: (surprised) You know about that? SAM: I might have given you a quick Google. CELIA: Then… yeah. I’m doing a favor for Georgie. "yeah. I’m doing a favor for Georgie" is highlighted. end id]

#tmagp #The Magnus Protocol #tmagp theories #tmagp spoilers #original #most of these are relatively easy to clock as lies regardless #which makes sense. they need to be for us to notice the pattern and apply it later #but it does tell us for sure that Colin can't quit #or maybe he can but he won't be able to work anywhere else like Teddy? #in any case he (and possibly the rest?) can't quit in a meaningful way #if you find any I missed please let me know!! #why is this happening? who knows! Beholding thing maybe?

[junocornkiwi]

No blowing yourself up, wizard, ☝️😤

my palladin tiefling girlie is tired of that wizard sacrificing bullshit so she's up to explain in details why this stupid mage shouldn't do dat 😤 so if Tav needs to ride him till he's unconscious she WILL

#my art stuff #art #my stuff #art stuff #baldur's gate gale #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 gale #bg3 tav #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate gale #gale #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav #baldurs gate tav #tav #she's so real for it #I should stop screaming batking every time Elminster tells me that bad news #but I will always tell Gale ivll tie him him if he won't reconsider his decision about blowing himself up

[pedro-pascal]

Ewan McGregor @ the New York Comic Con 2023 on October 12, 2023 in New York City, USA

#ewan mcgregor #ewanmcgregoredit #emcgregoredit #swcastedit #dccastedit #flawlessgentlemen #dilfsource #userjasmine #usermima #usermelanie #usermullet #userdiana #underbetelgeuse #* #first of all. seing the tumblr logo next to ewan should be a federal crime. why is tumblr sponsoring the NYC CC sdcnkfdjvndkjv #and second of all. i want jasmine to look at me in the eyes and tell me he looked good at SWC vs. NYC CC. bc i won't believe her

[shu-bullshit]

One day you'll smile again.

#I just love drawing him happy. he's so sad. I want him to be happy. #Kim's pov #Don't ever tell me Kim won't fall for Harry #I'm experimenting with other papers and I probably shouldn't have used this side but anyways #my art #sketches #disco elysium #harry du bois #color pencil

[mindfogs]

i can't believe the show about characters being gay and problematic won't let the characters be gay and problematic

#yes this is about nandor and guillermo and the latest interview #i mena it's fine i won't tell the writers how to write their show #but also it felt so much like they were preparing them to be the next pam and jim #don't be mad at me for sowing what YOU planted #the show is still queer and gay and amazing but i feel kinda “queerbaited” ngl? shipbaited? #just the reasoning being he's his boss like the characters haven't canonically done worse #AND them not being in such unbalanced position anymore #foggy thoughts #still love the show #just a little disappointed #maybe it's just easier for the continuity idk #nandermo #wwdits

[thelibrarian1895]

Flying Bats

It may take awhile and a lot of bonding and a LOT of work but Dick Grayson absolutely 100% teaches all of his siblings, and sibling adjacent, the various acts he and his parents once performed. It takes them so, so, so much practice and there are definitely broken bones and some torn muscles but each and every one of the Bats eventually manages to master the Grayson signature quadruple somersault and Dick knows he's not the only Flying Grayson in the world anymore. They can't fly as naturally or as well, but he's not alone, his family flies with him.

#batfamily #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #batfam #stephanie brown #cassandra wayne #duke thomas #barbara gordon #bruce wayne #batman #they are FAMILY #my headcanon #you cannot tell me that Tim “dick grayson's biggest fan” Drake won't learn the routine #or that damian “everything is a competition” al ghul wayne won't do anything to make his favorite brother happy #jason might pretend to be reluctant #bruce takes the longest to learn #not because he doesn't try #he's just not a natural gymnast

[blue-rose-soul]

"Great Alastor Altruist* died for his friends!"

This scene has been spinning in my brain since Thursday. Like a lot of other people, my first thought was that this was an indication that Alastor had grown to care for Charlie and her friends at the hotel. And it's not because of the words he says. Even if you're watching without subtitles and don't see the quotations around that phrase, it's pretty obvious that he's laughing at the very thought.

"Me? Alastor? Dying for them?"

"Ridiculous."

"Absurd!"

"Utterly laughable!"

No, what makes me think that there might be a kernel of truth there isn't the words by themselves. It's the look on his face as he says them.

This is the part where Alastor's angry snarl breaks and he begins to look genuinely afraid. He clutches his chest. He digs his fingers into his scalp, drags his hand down the side of his face. And that's a perfectly reasonable reaction to nearly dying! It's very human! But I think it's very telling that this expression doesn't settle on his face until he's talking about dying for someone else. Before this he looked more angry than anything, and he lapses back into anger up until he begins talking about trying to find a way out of his deal.

Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why anyone would think otherwise. The thing about Alastor is that, despite how blatant it is, his mask works. Like I stated earlier, I find myself searching every word, expression, and gesture from Alastor for double meaning. Ostensibly, there's no one here for Alastor to lie to**. No one he has to put up an act for. But his smile, which he's already fully admitted is faker than fake, remains firmly in place. I wonder if putting up an act is so second nature to him at this point he can't help but do it even when he's alone. Maybe he tries to fool himself as much as other people.

I believe that he has come to care, but I can't fully believe it. I won't be surprised to be wrong. But there are some scenes that just don't make sense to me if he really doesn't care at all.

His chat with Niffty the night before the extermination, for example. Niffty isn't really someone he needs to trick. He has power over her, whether it's because he owns her soul or because of her blind devotion to him. It's telling that while everyone else is hanging out together, sharing drinks at the bar, Alastor keeps his distance and positions himself above them. At this point, Alastor seems to care about them the way we, the audience, care about them; as entertainment. He's enjoying watching their story unfold up close, but that's all there is to it. He admits to Niffty that one could get accustomed to being with them. Not him though! He's above all that.

Then the battle happens. At first, Alastor's role in the battle didn't require him to assume too much risk. He was on crowd control, limiting the number of exorcists the rest of the hazbins have to deal with at once. And he slayed a not insubstantial number of angels in the process***. But then Adam broke through Alastor's shield and singled him out. It would have been reasonable for Alastor to put some distance between himself and the Lead Exorcist. Charlie did say it was his job to deal with Adam, but as I've already discussed, Alastor really had no hope of winning that fight alone. Maybe if he'd escaped right then and there, or fought Adam alongside Charlie things would have turned out differently. Granted, I don't think his pride would have allowed him to take either of those options.

Regardless, the end result is that Alastor did come very close to dying for a cause that wasn't his. Considering what Adam did to the hotel, Alastor's pretty damn lucky he's not in two pieces here.

Now, I don't think this means Alastor is immediately going to turn around and integrate int o the hazbin family. Immediately after this line where he mocks the idea of dying for Charlie's cause, he gets angry again, leans further into the Radio Demon persona and starts contemplating ways to escape his contract. I think, that like someone recoiling after accidentally touching a hot stove, Alastor's going to pull further away from them. One thing I am certain about is how Alastor feels about his leash; he hates it. He wants to be rid of it. He doesn't know how to do that yet, but he's working out a plan and having Charlie in his corner is part of that plan. Giving a genuine shit about her or the other hazbins is not part of that plan. It's another leash, not as literal as the one connecting him to his patron but just as binding.

Alastor realizing he might actually care about these people may just make him more dangerous to them than if he just didn't care at all.

-

(*The word 'altruist' here being used as a title, not a name. Like something you'd see in a newspaper headline, or on a headstone.)

(**There do seem to be some odd eye motifs in the environment, but at no point does Alastor give any indication he is aware of them or acknowledge their presence in anyway. And I highly doubt he would have said certain things if he believed his patron was actively watching him.)

(***Taking this opportunity to go off topic a bit to call the Vees out on their hypocrisy. For all their bluster about 'taking the fight to Heaven' and how 'pussy' the older Overlords supposedly are, I didn't see any of them on the battlefield. Alastor was. He fought as long and hard as he could. There was nothing cowardly about him living to fight another day.)

#theory #random thoughts #Hazbin Hotel #Alastor #or y'know maybe I'm way off base and he really doesn't care about them even a little #I won't pretend like I've got an impartial perspective #Alastor's my favorite character and a big part of me WANTS him to care #I know he's in no way shape or form a good guy #However I do think that the possibility is there #and don't go telling people that they're idiots for interpreting media differently than you do. that's rude. stop it

[caluette]

the truth

#blue lock #blue lock fanart #alexis ness #ブルーロック #art #fanart #blue lock manga #my art #michael kaiser #in spirit #i think about scenarios where ness leaves kaiser #whether just to pass to isagi or for good #and i believe this is the key to kaiser's awakening #given that his “identity”/ego first appeared not out of malice but out of the desperation to protect the one thing he cared about (the ball #and of course his monologue in 260 about how he treats the ball explicitly parallels how he treats ness #which makes me believe losing ness or the risk of losing ness is instrumental in kaiser's reawakening #BUT. #kaiser is a deeply sad angry person and he cannot let the world know he's weak #so i fear that ness leaves him and instead of admitting oh maybe i do care kaiser snaps #because ness can't leave him if he pushes ness away harder right? #kaiser telling ness exactly what he was to him #exactly why he approached him in the first place #you're nothing but a dog #an experiment #because fury covers up the hurt (hurt that kaiser is even angrier that he *has*) and so the damage is done #so that's what this doodle is based on el oh el #and ness is left reevaluating every moment they've ever shared and wondering if it was real at all #(because even if kaiser did care he doesn't have the capacity to realize he did-- i do believe his behavior in 243 was genuine and proof he #-cares for ness in the only way he can he just does not understand that yet because he fundamentally does not understand kindness) #and he won't before it's almost too late

[emsylcatac]

Happy birthday to the cunning, funny and all out ultra charming @amimons ♥︎🥳

Have two idiots being stupidly in love in the autumn leaves 🍂

#he's probably telling her a dumb autumn pun like 'did you fall for me my lady' #and she's like 'yes and I won't leaf you bugaboy' #happy birthday amanda i hope you have the most autumn day I love you ♥︎♥︎🎂🎃 #ml fanart #myart #miraculous #ladynoir

[foxx-queen]

i keep thinking about the datamined conversation between halsin and minthara and what gets me about it is that if you side with halsin and turn minthara away, thats objectively the bad choice.

like at this point, you've rescued minthara from moonrise. you know now that she was being controlled to act against her will. you've gone to the trouble of rescuing her from her tormentors, and you've experienced what it felt like as they tried to destroy her mind. you know what will happen to her if you turn her away. and if you do, you're willingly condemning her to that fate. you've essentially allowed her to experience freedom, to regain her sense of self, only to tear that away from her again.

whereas if you side with minthara, and halsin leaves, that's the only consequence he experiences. that he's not a companion anymore. at this point, we've saved the grove, we've saved him, and we've lifted the shadow curse. we've helped him achieve what hes been hoping to do for over a century. leaving your party won't see him lose his free will. he can return to the grove and live his life.

the choice is essentially either condemn someone to a fate worse than death, knowing exactly what that entails vs not letting someone travel with you anymore. its pretty clear cut to me.

its just interesting to me that they've switched the morality of it around given that minthara is considered the 'evil' companion by so many.

#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #bg3 spoilers #minthara #minthara baenre #before anyone comes at me and says that halsin is allowed to have his prejudice and his trauma. im not saying hes not #not sure about someone being allowed to have prejudice but yes thats part of human nature i guess #my point isnt that hes not allowed to react like this #my point is that hes wrong. #sure he can be struggling with his trauma and his prejudice over minthara being a lolth sworn (even if shes not anymore) #BUT. at this point we as a character /know/ theres more to her. we know that hes making an unfair assessment of her #which is even more jarring if you're a drow/lolth sworn drow #and at this point. you've saved the grove youve saved him youve helped him break the curse. he tells you its a debt he cant repay #and that hes so thankful. but he wont trust you or your decision. he won't even attempt to #and u know what thats fine. he doesnt have to. but if you're siding with him you're condemning her. you're killing her #if you side against him. he can go back to his responsibilities as an arch druid rather than leaving it in someone elses hands (which was?) #that is the lesser of the two evils here #yes you can call minthara the 'evil' character because shes a lolth sworn but thats just buying into the prejudice halsin is showing #and its wrong #anyways. my point is good for him if he wants to demand you make a ridiculous choice #but turning her away is the bad choice and tbh i feel like the game wants u to know that #and sure if you want to boil it down to which character u like more than the other and u prefer halsin. ur obvs gonna side with him #but in that case u probably wouldn't even get this conversation #because why would u have bothered to spare / save minthara in the first place?

[yuwuta]

How do you think yuta would reacts with an obsessive partner? not to the point of being a yandere but pretty close

honestly…. not even sure that he wouldn’t realize that it’s Weird behavior like he’s so strange and his perceptions of everything are so skewed he might just think it’s completely normal like those celebrity couples you occasionally hear weird ass things about, but you know that to them it’s the norm…. weird and obsessive for weird and obsessive, i like it 

there’s also the chance that it takes a partner being as obsessive as him for him to realize things are not normal lmfaooooo. that doesn’t mean he won’t like it, but you two being each other’s wake up calls is funny 😭

in general tho, yuuta seems like he’s dissapointed/pouty when you don’t threaten to like, handcuff him to the couch or something like he almost wants you to be strangely obsessed with him lololololllll doesn’t have to be all the time, but he wouldn’t be opposed to getting smacked every now and then…. threatened to be locked in a room just bc you’re ovulating and you don’t want anybody else to perceive him sounds like a good time to him…. average desires for a boy like him... the need to be Kept is so strong w him, you could honestly be as possessive as you want

#anonymous #that last part also applies to gojo he WAILS when u dont get mad a him for someone else flirting w him or when hes late by 2 mins #like wdym ur not gonna threaten to throw his ashes into a river dont u love him #dramatic....... endlessly dramatic #yuuta pining is just you being oblivious and him not being transparent enough so it always ends in him #going back to toge or maki and crying like a baby 'ok but i just wanna know if they would put a collar on me WHY won't they just tell me 🤒' #and maki and toge are like dude wtf and hes like leave me alone im wallowing #yuuta.ask

[mothoscope]

Whatever makes you sleep at night, man.

#this was supposed to be a warm up lmaoooo #he would use this as an excuse 100% just try and tell me he won't #'I'm not gay buttmunch you are!' <- they are legally married #also frustrated by tumblr crapping on the image quality what is up with that #beavis and butthead #beavis x butthead #fanart #moth art #my art

[lewiscarrolatemybrain]

De-age temporary amnesia fic where LWJ gets babie-fied, doesn’t remember being an adult at all and is a Little spooked by Xiongzhang being so grown up now but he takes the explanation of “you’re under a spell and supposed to be much older, don’t worry, we’re going to fix it” in stride.

He doesn’t know what to think at all of the man in black and the shixiong who both keep behaving so strangely until he overhears people talking (even though gossiping is forbidden!) about how strange it must be for Wei Wuxian and Lan Sizhui, since Lan Wangji is, after all, their husband and father, respectively.

And Babyji goes “Oh.”

Nobody knows he knows until Sizhui (somewhat frantic on account of His Dad Is A Baby Now, and therefore walking just a teensy bit too fast to get back to the group after his classes for that day) almost bumps into an elder in his haste.

This is unusual, because Sizhui is The Most Lan. However, there are some elders who have never forgotten how the child came to the Cloud Recesses in the first place, and take any tiniest infraction from him as proof that he should have been left wherever Hanguang-Jin found him. So Sizhui is standing there, face carefully blank, getting a new asshole ripped into him by this elder, trying to swallow his rising panic because now he’s even Later to get back and what if something happened--

Only for Babyji to come charging around the corner, face set in a furious little scowl, and plant himself between Sizhui and the elder. Tiny little a-Zhan staring up and up at this scary old man and absolutely reaming him to shreds for scolding Sizhui so harshly. He’s a-Yuan’s diedie! If a-Yuan did something wrong, a-Zhan will be the one to deal with it! Don’t you talk to him like that!

#MDZS #the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #lan wangji #lan sizhui #writing this actually gave me a bunch of much angstier thoughts #like for example lan zhan actually being completely terrified of the elders #but standing up to them anyway #not for his own sake #but for Sizhui and Wei Wuxian #the elders can tell a-zhan that he's not allowed to see mother that month #but they can't tell sizhui he's not allowed to see a-zhan #they can't put Wei Ying in a house and make him stay there #a-zhan won't let them!

[itsallaboutbl]

but why does everybody know Chalothorn is a dick AND NO ONE EVER TOLD THARN????

#i mean the grandma and the abbott have known all along and still let him get close to the doc #and of course now Phaya tells him and he won't believe him #of course not. cause he's known the doc since he was a kid and he never did anything wrong to Tharn and he always trusted him #it's pissing me off ughhh :c #the sign #the sign the series #phayatharn #esme comments