#Spoiled meatball

[allycat75]

Just not Gemini's Week

#spoiled meatball #cyclical unhappiness

[sidetongue]

she does not love her brother

#she would trade sprig for a singular meatball #a slightly spoiled meatball even #sprig #budgie #moby #dogs #harold

[buttfrovski]

i think.. da meatballz.. were poizoned..

#i ate like 16 meatballs for dinner #and was doin good #and BOOM- the room starts spinning and i gotta spew like? #poisoned as is spoiled not arsenic in case it wasn't clear #i have been poisoned the intentional way before tho #by a friend

[txintedhope]

@deepdxsire replied to your post “"I'm gonna go fuck a priestess unprotected, y'all...”:

yeah can you stop by subway i'm hungry

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"Text me your order because I won't remember and I won't be held responsible for forgetting the sesame seed oil or w/e the y'all put on those sandwiches."

#deepdxsire #muse: melody #melody vc: why can't y'all be normal and just get a meatball sub #spoiled minds(shitpost)

[thesinglesock]

happy 2024 my first meal of the year was Weird Leftovers :D homemade lefse (soft flat bread), that my mom made from a late viking age/early medieval recipe. stuffed full of smoked mackerel that our neighbor fished. eaten in bed. while continuously picking out fish bones. Truly an Experience

#gave my mom a book on medieval food culture for christmas #our fridge was already full of a BUNCH of the ingredients needed (cause christmas food is already borderline medieval) #so we've been eating like filthy rich farmers from the 800s for like a week. #shoutout to the neighbor for always giving us fish. what a ledge. what would we do without him #vitpost #the book is also rly funny because it's full of anecdotes by other europeans back in the day who were just out there #talking shit about nordic cuisine. telling ppl our cheese was full of worms :( that we only drank spoiled milk :( #how about you have some Skyr and maybe you'll calm down #unpopular opinion: nordic food is good actually. people are just mean :( it's not all meatballs and potatoes and slow cooked sheep heads #sure I'm eating smoked fish full of bones out of a slab of flour. but that's a me problem. #we have other food too.

[sputnikscock420]

your dog looks so happy. curled up and small. lots of love for that creature

Yessss the spell of everybody love my dog is working <3<3<3

#🦎 #sputnik asks #thanks for the ask ❤️ #I spoil my dog bc she is the best #she has a bed in my room and another one on the balcony #and one of these days I’m gonna get her a cooling mat #and I just got her some meatball treats and she’s crazy for them lol

[cwacomfan16]

Flint: hey Sam!!

Sam: what do you want flint?

Flint: why do I notice you distant lately?? We hardly talk and every time I approach you, you walk away, am I in the way?

Sam: please Flint, I don't want to discuss, much less talk about it!

Flint: but please Sam I just want to know why you're leaving me!!

Sam: that's none of your business

Flint: we're supposed to be best friends, I understand that you want to be alone time but it's not necessary to get away from me too much and don't treat me like that, what did I do wrong for you to treat me like that?

Sam: you did nothing wrong flint!

Flint: so tell me why?

Sam: *sobbing putting her hand all over her face* I don't know if I want to say it and it hurts!!

Flint: *worried* I won't be mad at you sam!!

Sam: *looks into flint's eyes while shaking her head*

Flint: *removes the glasses and washes them with a cloth and puts the glasses on Sam* don't cry Sam I'm here!! can you tell me anything!!

Sam: *crying* DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND???

Flint: ...........

Sam: I'M LEAVING FLINT, I'M LEAVING THIS ISLAND, THOSE FROM NEW YORK CALLED ME TO HIRE ME A WEATHER REPORT AND TOLD ME I HAVE TO MOVE!! *dries her tears but it was in vain* I'm moving flint and I don't think I'll be back!!

Flint: WHAT??? YOU GO?? It can't be.......... that must be fake!!

Sam: *crying* I thought it was false but unfortunately it's true, I'm leaving forever and I don't think I'll see you again!!

Flint: *with tears in his eyes* is that why you distanced yourself from me???

Sam: yes flint...... I moved away from you so that the parting would not affect me too much and I thought it would be a good idea to gradually forget about you so that it doesn't hurt, forgive me flint!!

Flint: ok sam *drying the tears* then we have to take advantage of time together!!

Sam: yes and hey don't you remember the day we met when you told me that if I left here you were going to invent a memory eraser so that we forget each other?

Flint: I remember and I'll do that! for the sake of not missing each other!!

Sam: *trying not to cry* Yes.......... so that we are just strangers, for our own good!!

Flint: Yeah......

For the good of all....

#cloudy with a chance of meatballs #cloudy with achance of meatballs #cwacom series #cwacom tv series #cwacom #flint lockwood #sam sparks #Ok i dunno why i wrote this lol #The second time i write something sad SHHSJAJA #SHIT JUST IMAGINE IT HURTS ME IT'S SO DEPRESSING 😭 #too bad all their cute friendship is spoiled </3 #incorrect quotes

[deadstarsrisingsblog]

Forever laughing (read: sobbing) at the way my youngest pittie just *slams* her full 60 lbs on my chest like she is still the tiniest of babies.

In spirit:

In practice:

Yes, my darling, mommy loves you desperately. But you're crushing my lungs 😭

#real life adjacent #my dogs #dogs #i have two spoiled pitties and a bearded dragon #but my youngest is a MEATBALL of a dog #sweet fucking force #AND SHE'S ONLY 7 MONTHS #I'm fucked #remember jaws? #we need a bigger boat #no no #I need a Bigger Bed #THERE'S TWO OF THEM #100+ lbs of dog at any given moment #will crush me #what a way to go ig #stars' shitposts

[acewoo]

Jjk men Bf head-cannons

Note: pure fluff, Sfw Characters included: Gojo, Geto, and sukuna

Satoru Gojo

Gojo will send you tonssss of voice messages talking about literally anything. He’ll be on his couch laying down and he’ll send you a voice message about how the show he’s watching is so boring. “The female lead doesn’t even have any personality and is just there to make the male lead look good!” You’ll complain to him sometimes that he send too many of these voice messages but, he responds that it couldn’t be true because, you love the sound of his voice. (And to be fair you do listen to every one he sends.)

Gojo cannot cook for the life of him. Anytime you try to teach him something wrong will always happen. For example you tired showing him how to make spaghetti and meatballs which is simple enough, right? Wrong. Because Gojo, not only ended up burning the pasta (somehow which still boggles your mind to this day) but, the meatballs weren’t exactly balls… They were certainly meat, and they tasted like meatballs but… they were only shaped to say the least.

Gojo definitely spoils you. And anytime you try to tell him he's doing too much he’ll come up with an excuse for why buying you a 180.00 skirt was necessary. “Well I had to get it, it was the last one and it’d work perfectly for that Christmas party we're attending!” To clarify he was talking about, the Christmas party that was three months away. Of course in all fairness you wouldn't complain too much… It would look pretty nice on you.

Suguru Geto

Even the smallest gestures he does for you are full of thought. Whenever you're having a long day at work you'll usually text Geto about your frustrations. He's trying to be supportive as you rant and help you calm down. When you get home you’ll be welcome to a newly cleaned apartment and Geto in the kitchen finishing up making your favorite meal for dinner. When he sees your home he’ll immediately start talking to you “I’ll finish up here soon, how are you feeling?” The rest of night would end up being him taking care of you fully making you forget about work entirely.

This mf definitely remembers the small things within your relationship and he’ll remember things about you no one else will. For instance you disliked when people surprised you from behind. It wasn’t anything that majorly bugged you but, it made you feel uncomfortable. (Especially since you weren’t a huge fan of being touched) When Geto found this out when we you guys were out in public or hanging with a group of friends he’d always stay slightly behind you. When you questioned why he did this, he said it was so he could make sure no one will surprise you like that. Even though you insisted he didn’t have to he still did which you couldn’t help but love him even more for.

Sukuna

He’s possessive, like really possessive. (He swears he’s not though). Anytime your in public around people or not he’ll make it clear your his. Whether that’s an arm around your waist or being very intimate with you even if it’s not the most appropriate… Whenever it’s at places such as a club it’ll be even worse, not only will be touchy but his whole mind and body will be focused on you. (Even if he doesn’t realize it..) And that’s the thing he doesn’t realize he’s like that infact anytime you bring it up to him he swears you’re just overthinking things. Because, him, Sukuna being possessive over another person? Fucking ridicules. Totally not in denial.

One thing you wouldn’t expect from Sukuna would be him to be rather supportive of you and your decisions. Of course it wasn’t exactly the most traditional way people are supportive. But hey, it’s Sukuna nothing about him is ‘normal’. Sukuna is supportive in the way where you’ll feel insecure about wearing and he’ll give you a confused look. “Why the hell would yah not wear it?” Flushed you respond. “It makes me look bad like-“ “I don’t know what you’re on about I like how it looks on you so you’re wearing it.” And of course you weren’t going to argue with your bf so, you wear it. Throughout the day He’ll make comments about how good you look which make you blush. Of course it isn’t exactly the lovely dovey kind of comments but still.

#jjk #acewoo #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu satoru #drabble #gojo x reader #gojo x you #jjk x y/n #jjk x you #jjk x reader #jjk gojo #jjk suguru #jjk geto #jjk sukuna #jjk fluff #gojo x female reader #gojo x gender neutral reader #gojo x male reader #sukuna #sukuna fluff #sukuna x you #sukuna x y/n #sukuna x reader #geto x reader #geto x you #geto x y/n #geto fluff #geto suguru #jujutsu geto #gojo satoru x reader

[kentosbabes]

Cooking date night with Nanami

Nanami who scrolls through possible recipes on his phone for hours until he finds the perfect one for your dinner date night. When he does he's sending it straight to you 'What about spaghetti love?' and with a 'sounds perfect' from you, he's out at the shops buying all the ingredients and heading home.

Nanami who rushes home and cant wait to unwind with you after a long day. your already getting started on the meatballs with ingredients you already had when he's walking in with a shopping bag.

Nanami who also brought some of your favourite snacks and expensive wine for your date night. 'Kento that's so sweet of you' you say giving in a quick kiss before going back to making the meatballs. He would hate to show you how much he's blushing 'Uh um I'm going to go get change and I'll come back and help with the sauce.' he mumbles rushing off to your bedroom.

Nanami who gets distracted while looking at how you move your hips along with the song playing as you take the lid off the chopped tomatoes. Of course that means he forgets he's pouring chilly flakes into the source 'Kento that's way too much!' You say taking the chilly flakes away from him looking at practically half the bottle emptied out in the sauce.

Nanami who hugs you from behind as you try and fix the sauce. He sways against you to the music trying to relax your form your stressed state by peppering you with kisses.

Nanami who sets the table with sophisticated cutlery and bowls as you bring over the large bowl of spaghetti and meatballs and a plate with garlic bread. He makes sure to pull out your chair for you as you sit down and pours you a glass of wine.

Nanami who cant stop complimenting your cooking skills. 'I love when you cook, it tastes so much better then when I do it', 'your so perfect' as he twirls his pasta before eating it.

Nanami who loves how sexy you look in your silk pajamas with your hair in a bun and your glasses on as you sip on your wine. His leg finding its way in between yours as he tries to smoothly get his knee to reach your core.

Nanami who smirks as you roll your eyes knowing how this ends up. So you get up and take the dishes away in order to escape his antics but it only makes it easier for him. Pulling you into his lap when you come back and fingering you 'I can't wait to make you my little house wife', 'your so good to me doll'.

Nanami who tells you to sit down while he finishes up the cleaning as you talk to him about your day. 'you just sit there and look pretty for me yeah, I've got this.'

Nanami who can't stop thinking about marrying you and coming home to the smell of you cooking as you dance around the kitchen. He makes sure to spoil you for the rest of the evening after the chilly insident.

Nanami who enjoys having his desert spread out on his bed as he licks and sucks up and down your folds watching as your squirm underneath him.

Nanami who goes to sleep with you in his arms thinking about having a quiet and simple domestic life with you.

Masterlist

#nanami headcanons #kento nanami #nanami smut #nanami kento #nanami kento x reader #nanami kento drabble #nanami kento headcanons #jjk nanami #jujutsu nanami #jjk smut #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujustsu kaisen x reader #i want him so bad #kento marry me #im on my knees

[allycat75]

#Boston bonehead #Spoiled meatball #Not my circus #Grown adults and parents

[m3gahet]

What if Murdertooth were cat dads?

Meatball is a very spoiled cat 🐈

Closest you two are probably gonna get to having a kid

#my shit #metalocalypse #toki wartooth #william murderface #murdertooth

[cosmerelists]

Cosmere Characters in IKEA

The title says it all, really.

1. Adolin & Shallan

Adolin: This place is such a maze!

Shallan: Yeah, it kinda reminds me of my time in the chasms with Kaladin.

Shallan: There could be a chasmfiend made entirely of hex keys around any corner.

Adolin: You’ve already mapped this place in your head, haven’t you?

Shallan: Well, duh. 

2. Kaladin & Teft

Kaladin: Ha, look at the size of this bed! What kind of spoiled lighteyes needs a bed this big??

Teft: Kaladin, lad, that’s a bed for two people...

Kaladin: ...

Kaladin: I knew that. 

3. Sebarial & Palona

Sebarial: Genius, really, setting up all of these fake rooms to make people imagine their homes looking like this.

Sebarial: Makes you want to buy way more than you came in for.

Sebarial: And it all seems cheap, but it sure adds up!

Palona: Mmm...and the pathing really forces you to see everything, no matter what you’re looking for.

Palona: Urithiru is mazelike already--think Dalinar would give you a floor to set up something like this?

Sebarial: Are you SURE you don’t want to marry me?

4. Dalinar & Stormfather

Dalinar: I think it’s good for people to build their own furniture.

Dalinar: I never felt as clear-headed as I did when I dug that latrine that one time.

Stormfather: Bah, this flimsy wood could never stand up to a storm.

Dalinar: Most people keep their furniture inside.

Stormfather: I’m listening and learning here.  

Dalinar: What?

Stormfather: What?

5. Lopen & Rock

Lopen: Now, see, people say the REAL fun is the food!

Rock: Ha! These meatballs are not as good as chouta with fried cremling claws, but they’re still pretty good!

Lopen: Of course! Nothing beats chouta!

6. Wyndle & Lift

Wyndle: Oh, this is SO exciting!

Wyndle: Look at all of these WONDERFUL chairs!

Wyndle: I can’t wait to add some of these to my chair garden!

Lift (dragging her feet): Is this the LAST time I let you pick our activity. 

7. Denth & Tonk Fah

Denth: You know what I hate about being a mercenary?

Denth: People think you have no sense of style.

Denth: And sure, interior decorating isn’t a big part of our life.

Denth: But just look at this pillow I chose and tell me it wouldn’t look great on any modern couch.

Tonk Fah: Hey, that old lady you stabbed to get that pillow seems to be coming around.

Denth: And people NEVER appreciate the lengths we got to to get a good deal!

8. Szeth & Nightblood

Szeth: I like this place.

Szeth: There is no profane stone anywhere, and the seemingly endless maze of empty rooms devoid of all life reminds me of the inside of my own head, only they took out the screams.

Szeth: And some of the plastic fruit is nice.

Nightblood: That’s great but can we get back to my thing now?

Szeth: That sofa wasn’t evil, sword-nimi.

Nightblood: Then why was its name looking at me with those beady eyes?!

Szeth: I think the umlaut is just part of the spelling, sword-nimi.

Nightblood: I think we should destroy it, just in case.

9. Siri & Syl

Siri: Look at this!! A tiny frying pan!

Syl: No, look at this!! It’s a blue stuffed shark!

Siri: Look at how colorful this rug is!

Syl: I don’t even smoke, but this ash tray is shaped like a COW!

Siri: I can’t believe Vivenna and Kal said we “couldn’t be trusted in the marketplace”

Syl: I know! We make such good decisions!

10. Jasnah & Navani & Elhokar 

Jasnah: It is nice of them to include pictogram instructions, so that even men can assemble this furniture. 

Navani: Engineering for men. Very progressive of them. 

Elhokar: How am I supposed to screw in all these screws with just this hex key?! Also, these dowels definitely do NOT fit in this hole! And I am definitely missing some pieces!!

Elhokar (muttering): I bet Kaladin could build this bookcase.

Jasnah: Should we help him?

Navani: Give it five more minutes. 

#cosmere #cosmerelists #Adolin #Shallan #Kaladin #Teft #Sebarial #Palona #Dalinar #Stormfather #Wyndle #Lift #Lopen #Rock #Szeth #Nightblood #Siri #Syl #Denth #Tonk Fah #Jasnah #Navani #Elhokar

[mxcnliight]

stirring it up on valentines (jjk)

your boyfriend Jungkook comes back home from a long day of training so you make a nice dinner! though he is very hungry… for something that is the one your cooking…

Paring: Idol!Jungkook x Fem!Reader

Theme: One shot; SMUT, PWP, fluff

Word Count: 3.2K

Warnings: sexual tension; dirty talk; swearing; oral sex (f receiving); male masterbation; food play; p in v penetration; unprotected sex (jungkook pull’s out)

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You hum at the boiling pot of pasta cooking. You decided to cook for your boyfriend, Jungkook, instead of him cooking for you. You smile, it’s Valentine's Day and Jungkook wanted to do something extravagant, but you declined. You said it would be nice if it was just the two of you this evening. Of course, you love it when he spoils you, but you wanted to do something nice for him. So you decided on cooking some spaghetti and meatballs for him along with some wine. It was the only fancy dish you had learned from your grandparents, so making it for him is very sentimental. He had a long day of training, so coming home to a cooked meal would be the least you could do. Ever since his group, BTS, went on solo projects (since Jin left for the military) you and him have finally been getting some needed time to yourselves. It’s nice, but you can see it’s affecting him. Like the good girlfriend you are, you will help him through this tough time no matter what. Bam is in his kennel sleeping while you put some seasoning in the sauce. Just then you hear the garage door open indicating Jungkook is home. You smile as you hear Bam get up and get excited that his father has returned home. You then hear Jungkook fumble with his keys as you hear the door open. Bam excitedly barks at Jungkook, “Hi Bam! Daddy’s home!” Jungkook says as you smile. Still paying attention to the food on the stove, you turn the knob on one of the burners. You then hear footsteps approaching you as you gasp. Jungkook’s strong arms wrap around your waist. “Hey sweetie.” He then presses a kiss to your neck, “Happy Valentines”. You giggle, “Happy Valentine's babe,” you say, turning your head to kiss him, “I missed you so much today.” “Really?” “You bet I did” He brought you in for another kiss, “I missed my sexy girl. Couldn’t wait to get home to you” “Well, I missed you too! Bam as well” You say, smiling at him before focusing your attention back on the pot. ��Something smells really nice, whatcha got cookin good lookin?” You giggle at his corny joke, “Spaghetti and Meatballs, thought it was romantic enough for Valentine’s Day.” He hums. “How about cooking something up with me?” “I would actually like that! I need help with the sauce” You say pointing over to the pot, “You don’t mind if I taste it, do you?” “Um, sure, then you can tell me if I need any more seasoning” “If I dip my finger in and taste your goodness?” Your face heats up at what he was getting at, “Jungkook I have to make dinner” “Oh come on baby please~” He whines out, “You know how much I love it on my lips and on my tongue” You clear your throat, trying to stand your ground, “If you want that then you are going to have to wait until after dinner” “Just one little taste” You then slap Jungkook’s arm as he chuckles, “Oh! Chef sexy’s a tough one, huh?” He then gives a kiss to the back of your neck. “Can I at least stir it with you? Stand behind you and stir it up a little” You huff out, “Sure.” He then proceeds to kiss your neck as his free hand roams around your body. You whimper a bit in his touch; he then whispers in your ear “Oh, that soft neck”. He continues to kiss the back of your neck. “Here, let me help you” Jungkook's hand then meets yours on the ladle. “Now you’re going to need something bigger than that” “Really?” You ask, looking back at him. “Yeah, much bigger” He says as he gives a kiss to your cheek. “It needs to be really deep baby, really deep” You give him a confused look. “Now place your hand on it with me” Jungkook’s hand meets your hand on the ladle. “And move it around, nice and slowly”. His hand guides you as you both stir the sauce. “Oh yeah” He says before kissing your neck. “Yeah, that’s better” He says as you both make a good rhythm. “So, did you miss me too today?” “Mhm, I missed you so much,” you say as he kisses your neck. “You know, I was thinking about coming home to my naughty chef and her hot kitchen all day long.” “Really?” You ask, raising your eyebrow. “Oh yeah, it made me so hungry” He says growling as his lips meet the shell of your ear. “I was daydreaming about your deliciousness”. You gasp at his words as his free hand meets your chin, turning your head to meet him for a heated kiss. You wondered how long he has been like this for? “Hey look, it’s heating up” he says as you both look at the saucepan. “Still a little bit dry though.” You frown; maybe it needs more water. “Let’s make it a little wetter.” Well, at least he’s thinking the same thing you are. “You know, when it comes to my dish, I like it wet and juicy,” he says as he pecks your neck. “Oh really?” You ask. “Yeah, like that, now that’s what I call teamwork,” he says, chuckling. “You know, when you’re stirring it with me and you put your hips into it, it can get really, really good.” Your eyes widen, now you know why Jungkook was using all of those weird terms to call the food… he’s just horny. “Yeah, put your hips into it,” he whispers as you comply and swirl your hips onto him. “Like that, yeah” He moans out. “You see, it looks so good now. But I’m really hungry, really, really hungry” He moans into your ear as you whimper and turn your head to kiss him. “But I’m a bad boy, and bad boys like me like to eat dessert before eating dinner sometimes” “But wouldn’t that ruin your appetite?” You ask as he smirks, “Oh well, it is our Valentine's Day dinner, so what’s wrong?” He kisses your neck. “With a little dessert before the main course” he brings you in for a heated kiss as you melt right in.

“You just keep stirring the pot” He says as his hand leaves yours and slides down to your clothed core. His hand slips past your dress and your patines as you gasp. “It is a little hot in your kitchen, maybe I should” His hand leaves your pussy as he proceeds to unzip your dress, “Slip your dress off.” The straps of your dress fall to your shoulders as you move to take it off. He then pulls you in for a kiss. “Let me take that off too” his hands meet the clasp of your bra and unclip it and throw it away before kissing you again. “So fucking hot, keep stirring baby” You then turn your head back to focus on the pot in front of you, what you were supposed to be doing if Jungkook didn’t get so horny all of the sudden. He proceeds to kiss your back. “Oh fuck that sexy ass” he says as he slaps your ass and you gasp. “I want to bite it” He says as he moves his face down in front of it as he kisses your ass cheek. You whimper at his actions, trying to focus on not burning your dinner. “Oh my god, push a little forward for me, baby. I want to taste your pussy from behind” You comply and push back a bit as you can feel Jungkook's lips on your pussy and you moan out. His hand spreads your legs a bit so he can get a good taste. “Can you feel my tongue there?” He asks as he kisses your folds and moans. You hum in response, “Makes me want to take my cock out, so I can stroke it while I’m licking your pussy” He says as he kisses and licks to your folds, his hand then goes down to his pants. He dips beyond his waistband and pulls his cock out and begins to jerk off his hard cock. “Oh god” He moans out as he kisses your pussy. “Yeah, keep stringing it, oh fuck” He says before going back in and devouring your pussy. You try to keep your focus on the pot, but Jungkook's lips on your pussy make you feel dizzy. “Yeah, can you hear me stroke my cock? Can you feel my lips and tongue on your pussy?” You hum as he continues to make out with your pussy, his tongue then flicks at your clit as you moan. “Yeah, that’s it, push it back on my face.” Your hips push down on his face as he kisses you pussy. “Oh, sexy dessert” He growls out as he kisses it again. You can hear him increase his hand movements on his cock while his tongue is playing with your pussy. “Yeah, lean forward a little more. I want to slip my tongue in there” You moan at his words as you lean forward like his request. You feel his tongue on the rim of your hole as you moan. "Cum for me while I stroke my dick" he says as he continues to kiss and lick at your hole and you're so close. "Yeah spread your legs a little more for me" You do as you're told as you gasp when Jungkook slaps your ass cheek. "Oh that ass, that fucking ass" He says as he kisses your pussy, "Let me play with your clit with my tongue in your pussy, stroking my cock while you stir that pot" He then moves to kiss your clit and you moan. "Your clit is so swollen for me" he says as he makes out with it. Everything is making you on edge right now. "Oh I love to get it like this. Nice and slow and juicy all over my lips" He continues to kiss your clit. "Move your body while you stir it" You move your hips to his tongue movements. "Let me slip my fingers in there" He moves two fingers in your hole as you both moan. "Oh my god, so tight you’re so fucking tight and wet for me" He says before kissing your clit while his fingers pump in and out of you, "Oh yeah chef I love your pussy" He says before giving your clit one last kiss before he slips his fingers out of you. You whimper at the emptiness you feel, "Come here" he says, getting up as he brings you in for a kiss. "Can I taste it? Put the spoon in my mouth. Put your hand on my cock and stroke it. Let me taste that sauce while you stroke my cock" He says as you get a spoonful of the sauce and put it into his mouth while you jerk off his cock. "Oh that feels good" he moaned while the spoon was still in his mouth. "Tastes good too, tastes so much better with your juices on it" he says as he takes the spoon out of his mouth, setting it down next to him. "Yeah share it with me" you say, as he brings you into a kiss, you can taste your juices mixed in with the spaghetti sauce on his lips. "That’s so hot baby, look into my eyes" he says before giving you a quick peck. "Oh fuck I want you right here right now" He whispers, "I want my sexy girl right here and right now".

He pulls you in for a kiss while you turn off all the burners and the oven, not wanting anything to burn. He then backs you up into the counter next to you. You feel his cock against your thigh as he pulls you in for another kiss, "Can you feel my cock against you?" He asks and you nod, "Oh baby I want you on the counter, yeah come here. Up you go". He then lifts up and you ass meets the cold surface of the counter; his hands roam on your body as he kisses you. "Look down on it, look down on that cock. Can you see how big and hard it is?" You look down at him and nod before he gives you a quick kiss. "Do you want it? Tell me you want it. Tell me you want my big cock in your little pussy" "Fuck baby, I want it so bad" You whine out as Jungkook jerks his cock off a bit. "Sexy chef" he says, before kissing you. "Oh you got cream for your strawberries huh?" He asks as you look over at the strawberries and whip cream near you. "I was going to make strawberry shortcake for dessert if that was alright?" You ask before he kisses you again. "I am already having my dessert but I guess I can save room for later… permission to use this?" He asks, holding the whipped cream, as you nod. He smirks "Put some on your hard nipples, you'd like that baby?" He asks as he swirls some whipped cream onto your nipples as you gasp. "Look at those" he says, setting down the can, before he licks off the whipped cream from your nipples as you whimper. getting a fist full of his hair in your hand. "You like that? You like watching me suck it off your nipples?" “Mhm” you say as he continues to suck your nipples. "Oh you want some more? Oh so sweet" he says, adding more to your nipples. "Yeah taste it from my lips first" he says as you kiss him, tasting the whipped cream from his lips. He then adds some to his nipples as well, "Against my chest, that cream against my chest fuck". He pulls you closer to him, "Lick some from it, yeah lick some of the cream from my chest" he says. As your lips meet his nipples, tasting the whipped cream, swirling your tongue around as Jungkook moans. "That's so sexy" he says, before pulling you back into a kiss, "Yeah look at my eyes, can you feel it? Yeah you want that cock?” “Please Jungkook!” You whine, you couldn’t take anymore of this foreplay. He pulls you in for another kiss, "My Valentine Chef" He says and you feel his cock against your pussy. "Feel that cock against you, can you feel that tip against you clit? Look down at it" As you look down and whimper, "Sitting on the counter covered in cream, my cock pressing against your clit and dripping pussy, oh baby. Oh my god, you gonna take it? Watch it, Oh fuck watch it slip inside" he says with a shaky breath as you see the tip go inside as you both moan out. "Oh god it just slides in there and it's still tight" he whimpers as he bottoms you out. "Oh baby oh sweetheart, you take that cock so well, you love watching it don't you?" “Yeah” You say lazly as he begins to thrust into you as you moan out, holding onto his arms. You then wrap your legs around his waist pulling him in deeper, "Wrap your legs around me like that yeah" he says as his thrusts were deep but not too fast as you both were moaning out at the pleasure building between you too. He then pulls you in for a needy kiss , "Oh yeah, oh so good, oh your pussy's amazing" he whimpers out as you do as well. "Pull me in'' He whispers as you move your body to close the gap between you two. "Oh yeah, baby, you like getting fucked like that? You like getting fucked like that baby?" As you nod as your orgasm is getting closer and closer with every thrust. "Yeah take it all, take it all. Be my greedy girl take it all '' He growls into your ear as you whimper. "Oh yeah all the way in there, all the way in your pussy, oh that sexy, sweet and messy. Can you feel that big fat cock inside you? Oh god, I love it so much, you turn me on so much. Feel it throb in you, feel it fucking throb in you" His breathes are heavy as you know he's close, just like the way you were. You were clenching around him now, showing him how close you were. "Oh sexy, you like when I fuck you on the counter like that?" He asks as he begins to pound into you, "Oh fuck yes Jungkook!" You cry out as your nails dig into his arms. He then brings you in for a kiss, tongues colliding. "Yeah I want it all, I want it all" He says before needly kisses you again, "Give it to me" He says as he continues to drill into your pussy. "Fuck!" He cries out as you whimper. "Yeah like that? You like it like that?" “Mhm” you weakly cry and he pulls you in for another kiss. "Take some more of that cream and put it on your clit and around that cock" he says. Swiping some whipped cream left from your nipples and putting it on your clit and around his cock. He then puts some on his lips and kisses you as you taste it on his lips. "You like that? Yeah gonna fuck a little harder?" He says as he begins to thrust into you at an inhuman pace. "Pound into that pussy, oh baby feel my pound it in. Fuck it in. Oh cum on it for me, cum on my cock. Yeah do it, yeah please cum on my cock" His words sent you over the edge as your orgasm hits you like a truck as you hear Jungkook growl in approval. "Cum all over your pussy, yeah you want that? Yeah fuck. Yeah I want to pull out and cum all over it, yeah cover it in my cum. Oh look at me baby" he says as you both make eye contact. "Look at me when I cum, look in my eyes and see how much I love it, see how much I love cuming over your juicy little pussy. I wanna cover it and make it mine. Oh fuck I'm gonna cum" You look in his eyes as you feel him pull out as his cum spills all over your pussy as he growls.

You both try to catch your breath from the intense sex you just had. Jungkook huffs before pulling you in for a loving kiss. He then breaks it and puts your foreheads together, "I love you much" he says lazily. "I love you too Koo" you say as your breath heaves. "Here let me get a towel" He walks over to the fridge, grabbing the towel hanging from the handle. He then brings it back over to where you were, and wipes off his cum from your pussy along with the whipped cream around your guys nipples. He then kisses you again while helping you down from the counter. "Now you sit before any more funny business happens" He chuckles at your statement, "Alright my sexy chef" He says before winking at you. Minutes passed and dinner was finally ready and luckily nothing was burnt. You two enjoy your dinner before clicking glasses. "Happy Valentine's day baby" "Happy Valentines day".

#bts #bts army #bts fanfiction #bts fanfic #bts fic #bts smut #bts jungkook #jeon jungkook #jjk #jungkook smut #jungkook imagine #bts imagine #jungkook x reader #jungkook x y/n #jungkook x you #bts x reader #bts x y/n #bts x you #bangtan #bangtan sonyeondan #bts jungkook smut #bts jeon jungkook

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Meatball on the run

@voxophile sent me this idea and it was HYSTERICAL so I wrote a little drabble about it. I made myself laugh writing this one. Enjoy!

“Do you have Meatball?” Ominis asked, coming into the dining area.

“Um, no, I thought YOU had him.” Melody replied.

“I thought YOU had him!”

“Uh oh, mom and dad have lost their child!” Sebastian teased.

“Shut it!” Melody jumped up.

“If someone finds him and they don’t know he’s harmless, they might kill him! We have to find him!”

They all turned their heads as they heard screaming coming from the staff table. 

Professor Garlick was screaming as Meatball slithered into her lap. Professor Ronen attempted to grab him with tongs and Meatball slithered down his legs. Ronen began jumping around on one foot, trying to shake him off. Meatball went flying and began slithering away and Professor Howin dove towards him. 

Professor Sharp had just entered and saw the chaos and began running. He saw Meatball and his eyes widened. “NO! NO, IT’S OK! HE’S A PET!” 

Ominis and Melody ran towards Meatball just as Professor Black was entering. Ominis heard Meatball gasp.

“HE’S THE BIGGEST SNAKE I’VE EVER SEEN!” He made a beeline for Professor Black who, upon seeing him, let out a blood curdling shriek and jumped into the arms of the closest person, which happened to be Madame Kogawa. 

“MEATBALL NO!” Melody dove towards him but Meatball was zooming towards Black and Kogawa. Kogawa threw him off of her and bolted. 

“FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND!” Meatball was enamored with the headmaster. 

Black was still screaming as Meatball reached him, and slithered up around his neck. 

“PHINEAS IT’S ALRIGHT, HE’S A PET!” Sharp screamed as Black rolled across the floor shrieking and trying to pry Meatball away from his neck. 

Meatball, upon seeing the group of people rushing towards him, attempted to hide. Unfortunately the place he chose was inside the headmaster’s jacket. 

Phineas’ screams went up an octave and Sharp ripped his jacket off. Meatball was terrified and disappeared once more.

“WHAT IS GOING ON?!” Professor Weasley screamed. 

It looked like a renaissance painting. Black was on the floor in the fetal position, with Sharp kneeling beside him holding the torn jacket. The staff table had been flipped in the chaos, Garlick and Ronen had ended up covered in food. Madame Kogawa was standing on a chair, Melody and Ominis had slipped in the spilled food and were on the floor, and Sebastian was trying to help them up. 

“SNAKE! THERE WAS A SNAKE!” Black screamed. 

“It’s alright, he’s harmless! He’s a pet!” Melody explained. 

His eyes snapped over to her. “YOU! Of course you’re involved in this! You’ve done nothing but cause trouble since you’ve gotten here! You are-“

“HE’S MINE!” Ominis shouted. “And as a direct descendant of Salazar Slytherin, I’m entitled to have a snake as my pet! YOU upset him! I should call my father, and-“

“No, no, Mr. Gaunt! My apologies! He startled me!” Black was backpedaling. 

“Now you’ve frightened him and my beloved pet is missing!” 

“My sincerest apologies Mr. Gaunt!”

Melody snorted beside him and Black glared at her. 

“I’ll have you know Meatball wanted to meet you, he could tell you were a well-to-do Slytherin, and then you with your screaming and wailing scared him away! If my pet is not returned to me, I will-“

“We’ll find him right away, Mr. Gaunt! STAFF! FIND THE SNAKE! Find…Meatball?”

“Marinara. Meatball Marinara Gaunt.” Melody added.

“Right. We’ll find Meatball and return him to you at once.” He left the dining hall and Sharp stomped over and yanked Melody and Ominis off the ground with ease.

“Are you INSANE? Why would you let him do that?!”

“He escaped!” Melody protested. “We didn’t know where he was!” 

“I did hear him say that he liked Black. He said he was the biggest snake he’d ever seen.” Ominis smiled. 

“HA!” Melody laughed.

“ENOUGH!” Sharp shouted. “You’re lucky that Mr. Gaunt has an esteemed family or you’d both be expelled!” 

“Ha, you sounded like a spoiled brat.” Melody laughed.

“How about a you’re welcome for saving your ass?!” 

“Go. Find. The snake. NOW!” Sharp barked. 

“I’ll go see if he went home.” Ominis said. 

“I’ll check this floor.” Melody replied. 

“I’ll check my underwear because I laughed so hard I may have pissed myself.” Sebastian snorted. 

“I’ll check the dungeons. Now go.” Sharp demanded. 

“Phineas, it’s alright, they said he’s harmless!” Matilda was attempting to calm Professor Black down in his office. “Everyone is looking for him, we’ll find him in no time. How about I fix you a relaxing cup of tea?”

“Thank you, Matilda.” Phineas sighed and sat down at his desk. He had an extreme fear of snakes. His heart was still racing. He rested his head in his hands and closed his eyes, breathing deeply.

Then a small tongue flicked across his hand.

Matilda dropped the teacup she was holding as Phineas let out a glass shattering scream. She sighed and cleaned it up. It was just another day at work. 

#hogwarts legacy #fanfic #hogwarts legacy fanfic #hogwarts legacy modern au #ominis gaunt #professor sharp #aesop sharp #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy ominis #meatball the snake #meatballverse #meatball #phineas black #phineas nigellus black #professor black #professor weasley

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WIP Wednesday

Long time no see, uh? Thank you so much for the tag @whimsyswastry (I'm going through everything, sorry if I'm late in replying, just 3000 things all at once keepin me busy)! <3

I was sent the cover of Jessie Dumont's I Prefer Girls by @ndostairlyrium (Hi Ali you're tagged), and of course it had to be done. I was about to post it, but then I realised I completely forgot I should really do the background on my own, shouldn't I. -3-

Some colour maps from an upcoming illustration. I finally sat down to make tarot cards for my babies, and Alyra came jumping in first place. Considering her arcana is The Chariot, it only seems fitting she gets to be the first. I am convinced on the bottom right version, but tell me what you think of course. :)

A doodle. When I played the Noveria mission in Mass Effect, that logo with the flaming vial just screamed to me Science Bros. They WOULD adopt it as their brand. They're scientists, and they're hot! It ensued picturing them in the Mass Effect universe, and thinking that it was them in that lab. Experimenting on the Rachni. They managed to convince one, a cute girl named Polpettina ("Little she-meatball" in italian) Aisling taught not to eat humanoid flesh by singing to her, pretty constantly, only songs about proper food. It worked, they got on the Normandy, Polpettina became the most spoiled rachni in the galaxy. Sure, they both get possessed by the Queen at times, but it's all innocent.

Tagging: @salsedinepicta @shivunin @dungeons-and-dragon-age @daggerbean @theluckywizard @pinayelf @melisusthewee @heniareth @dreadfutures AND YOU!

#wip wednesday #dragon age #hawkebela #warden mahariel #dorian pavus #science bros #mass effect #rachni #greypetrel #it's glazed I hope the quality is still good #ask me how much fun I had in drawing that corset #(a lot! the embroideries to close the boning channel more securely! **)