#Smartasses

[old-daemon-farts]

Ashe/Me: I'm exhausted, definitely must be getting sick with how tired I am feeling.

Cal/Cayde: Oh you mean the exhaustion you are feeling now that it's past midnight? The tiredness you brought on yourself by reading a book before bed? The tiredness that is normal and a sign you should go the fuck to sleep? That tiredness?

Ashe/Me: ... Shut up.

#daemonism #smartasses

[fallen--leafs]

So like, what's the deal now. Can we or can we not safely bite kindred

#bite and drink ofc #smartasses

[samgiddings]

@staff @support @engineering @music @books

Have you ever considered this is a really stupid layout to have when there’s no way to easily get your account back if you accidentally hit the wrong button???

#med mumbles #im mad actually what kind of UI is this #top post #I guess 😭😭💀💀💀 #edit: @ing staff doesn’t actually do that much so try filling out a quick feedback form on their site #also #it doesn’t *ALWAYS* ask you for your password #yes it does in some cases but there are situations where if you link it to your email it doesn’t ask!!! #look through the tags and see how many people have accidentally deleted their blogs before you decide to be a smartass

[vivitalks]

"percy, you really don't wanna start with this guy" "he's starting with me!" he is such a new yorker

#percy jackson #pjo #pjo tv spoilers #stuff #i feel like a lot of percy's attitude was lost in the show #and part of that is def because a lot of it happens in narration in the books #but also. like. with clarisse? #he didnt even say shit to her #he def says some shit in the book #and i wish he had #give me back my mouthy smartass twelve year old new york boy #pjo tv

[booksloversworld]

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#smartasses #romcom #99centbooks #salealert #readtoday #readromance #booksofinstagram #romanceaddict #oneclick #booknerd #igreads #bookishnews #romancereads #lovestory #mustread #authorsofinstagram #nowavailable #sexynerds #romanticcomedies #greatreads #mustreads #99cents #99c #99pennies

[allthingsdarkanddirty]

#social butterfly pr #smartasses #anthology #blog tour #excerpt

[booklovingpixies]

BLOG TOUR - Smartasses ~ a sexy nerd rom com anthology

BLOG TOUR – Smartasses ~ a sexy nerd rom com anthology

There’s nothing better than a sexy nerd! Except maybe 12 of them! Smartasses, an all fun and flirty, romantic comedy anthology from 12 bestselling authors, is out now! Because what’s hotter than a sexy nerd? Twelve of your favorite Rom Com authors bring you a new anthology celebrating geeking out and falling in love. Featuring Smartass Stories by: Avery Flynn Erin Mallon Helena…

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#Smartasses #@jennw23

[dargeereads]

12 nerdy heroes! All the feels!

Smartasses, an all new hilarious rom-com collection featuring sexy nerds falling in love from 12 bestselling authors, is now available!

Because what's hotter than a sexy nerd?

Twelve of your favorite Rom Com authors bring you a new anthology celebrating geeking out and falling in love.

Featuring Smartass Stories by:

Avery Flynn Erin Mallon Helena Hunting Jana Aston Jiffy Kate Karen Grey Kayley Loring Krystyna Allyn Penny Reid Sara Ney Sonali Dev Susannah Nix

Fall in love today for 99 PENNIES! Amazon: https://amzn.to/3vjxI8y Amazon Worldwide: http://mybook.to/Smartasses Apple Books: https://apple.co/38A9rDc Nook: https://bit.ly/3E4yPge Kobo: ​​https://bit.ly/3jwNjvK Google Play: https://bit.ly/3cY1fyQ Amazon Paperback: https://amzn.to/3drYVAx Nook Paperback: https://bit.ly/3Ak0zxd

Add to Goodreads: https://bit.ly/3QE27Hn

***Smartasses Anthology is available for 99 cents until August 30th!

#Smartasses #release blitz

[dontcareplusthisholeistoosmall]

the obvious gag for Baby Death The Kid’s First Word is that it was “symmetry” and i see that but i raise you:

#kid is many things but he is first and foremost a smartass #soul eater #soul eater anime #soul eater headcanons #baby death the kid #death the kid #dtk #soul eater kid #soul eater dtk #lord death #soul eater lord death

[amylcarrelli19]

#carrellifresh #hellorhollywood #bobsaget #videosafterdark #standingroomonly #professionalclapper #professionallaugher #paidtolaugh #paidtoclap #audience #clapper #clappers #laughers #smartasses #hollywood #tv #tvlife #americasfunniestvideos #comedy #comedians #comics #standupcomedy #standup

[drieddpetals]

do y'all ever think about the fact that Wylan literally bet Kaz money that Jan wouldn't care if he died, and then went, "Pay up, Kaz." after Jan blew up the ship?? i love him so much he's such a smartass.

also i think about Wylan saying "Maybe you can pray to Ghezen for understanding, Father," when Jan was confused about the whole Kuwei situation about fifteen times a day. it's genuinely one of my favorite Wylan quotes like yes get his ass‼️‼️

#wylan is my favorite smartass #he's also my favorite redhead #number one ginger in my heart #ignore how i'm presumably on a first name basis with jan van eck #me and all my homies hate jan van eck #my annotations got really aggressive anytime jan showed up cause i just had to make my hate for him known #jan van eck (derogatory) #wylan van eck #six of crows #six of crows fandom

[rcbertleckie]

MASTERS OF THE AIR · part four

#masters of the air #mota #motaedit #hbowaredit #hbo war #edits #tvedit #hbowardaily #ronsparky #violaobanion #olympain #userstaud #userbells #tuseririna #robert rosenthal #rosie rosenthal #herbert nash #winifred lewis #robert speas #ok its my duty to say it #the leckie jumped out for a sec there #tag urself im speas amused by rosie being a smartass

[6-atlas-6]

Redacted tweets again except they're 10x more unhinged🩷

Most of these were either from or inspired by those bsd tweets on tiktok Ifykyk (yes ik it's not mothers day shhh)

#Idk why I made Tank and David absolutely destroy each other but here we are #these are so fun I'm ngl #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted huxley #redacted damien #redacted lasko moore #redacted lasko #redacted smartass #redacted aaron #redacted elliott #redacted darlin #redacted tanker #redacted tank #redacted angel #redacted david #redacted david shaw #redacted milo #redacted milo greer #redacted sunshine #redacted blake #redacted asher #redacted asher talbot #redacted sweetheart #redacted sam collins #redacted sam #redacted caelum #redacted freelancer #redacted gavin

[cloudcountry]

n no im not satan biased

#this is just him being a smartass with some bonus levi #my loves #obey me. #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me beelzebub #obey me shitpost #obey me memes

[veronicathegoddess]

turning bratty smartass subs into brainless, desperate, needy toys that will let you use them however you want >>>>>>>>>

#i am bratty smartass subs #but i also want to dom pretty smartass subs #switch struggles strike once again #mine #domme thots #gender neutral

[rexonalapis]

oh so neuvillette IS their father

#genshin impact #neuvillette #my love the brits and the frenchies are fighting #before you being a smartass on tags yes i’ve complete melusine wq on day one this is A JOKE #i cannot believe some of you are taking this literally