Does Simon have stretch marks? With such a big belly I can only think that the poor guy has a lot of stretch marks.
tw/cw for sfw and non kink mpreg
theyre not as bad as they would have been if morrigan had been a normal, human fetus, but yeah, not even his cracked up body could prevent stretch marks.
he also had linea nigra. i just dont draw them bc of the art style
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sucks that i actually have to do something with my life when all i want to do is Look At Images of Edward Teach
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I’ve been read to absolute filth. MARKIPLIER IS MY #1 TRACK OF *ALL TIME????* HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE.
EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME WHAT IS THIS UNGODLY TRINITY YOU TAKE THAT BACK SPOTIFY STATS
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i went to bed too early and didn't boop enough ppl to get all 3 badges 😔💔
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sick of these american “GO TEAM GO 😝” nonsense chants. When will the whole stadium start insulting rhe players. they r literally TOOTHLESS and publicly morally bankrupt it has never been easier
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Get yourself under control, first adopting some idiot child and now dating or whatever the hell that is? Seriously? You are not a criminal mastermind anymore. Seems you really blew your brains out because it seems to be missing with how you're behaving. Maybe you've been replaced by some common idiot.
I recognize that speech pattern and those misspellings anywhere.
Ran out of speedballs, came to, only to find daddy has a new toy~?
You'll always have a special place in my heart, my dear. But as I've said before, I have other matters to attend to than just you.
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fat dragon girl who has a tail so big and heavy she can't even lift it, you just see her taking deep breaths as she struggles to raise it up a little bit and it goes up an inch, not raising up off the ground, before even that manages to thump back down-
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y'all can unfollow me if you think it's too unfeminist but i have tried really hard to be unbiased and still i think that the girl my ex cheated on me with is ugly as fuck. like so ugly. i'm so sorry but she is so ugly. why. i look at her stories on instagram and i'm like... why. i should unfollow her probably
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mania haters are so boring to me. do you hate fun?? do you hate ME??
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turns out the leona posts i made were on my main instead of my alt....WOW WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME ITS BURY YOURSELF IN THE HOLE OF SHAME-O-CLOCK
:,D
fucking hell the usernames for both of my accs are so similar i literally didnt notice until now SOBBING-
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Mikaaa !!><
Why did I KNOW the second u left that you'd come back because of ur bfs. Why.
Not to bully you but if u really hated them that much that wouldn't happen ;P
That aside !! I hope you've been well, has the break been helping you? Has life been kind?♡
Make sure to take care of yourself, and to drink enough :) missed ya ♡
hii feli ♡ thank you for the sweet ask as always — youre always saying silly stuff I AM HUGGING YOU!!! sorry to disappoint though bc i’m still on my break! i got a notification from tumblr that SOMEONE hacked into my account and posted about him. um. definitely not me. probably my evil twin, akim. sigh. i need to improve my account security T_T
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funnie rita stab a cake post broke containment 😔
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