#Secure the Stage

[queerism1969]

#free healthcare #free education #anti capitalism #eat the rich #late stage capitalism #capitalism #fuck capitalism #socialism #antiwork #capitalist hell #poverty #social issues #society #social security #social commentary #social justice #social skills #regulation #investments #social distancing

[shakingparadigm]

hey have we considered the possibility that the reason ivan specifically choked till was because he was mimicking what mizi did to luka in round 5

Yup, pretty sure that's where he got the idea. Ivan got to witness exactly what the consequences were in that kind of situation. He became aware of the near-immediate death sentence, a way to eliminate yourself before the scores are even tallied. Ivan was desperate, and this seemed like the only sure-fire method to ensure Till's survival since he was underperforming. It's most likely thanks to Mizi's outburst in ROUND 5 that Ivan was able to pull off this sacrifice.

#mizi: chokes luka #ivan: New Information Unlocked! #im pretty sure this season of alnst is the most chaotic since it spurred on a lot of debate and controversy amongst the alien population #so i dont think there has ever been an instance of choking/physical attack between competitors before #especially since they released an announcement that extra security measures would be implemented afterwards #its something they haven't dealt with before. #ivan probably suspected something like this would happen to “rogue” performers #but now that he has direct confirmation? now that he's seen exactly how the scene would play out? #how fast the gun is pointed at Mizi's head #well. it's time to take that idea out of the “hypothetical” folder and move it into “plans” #alnst #alien stage #alien stage ivan #alien stage mizi #alien stage round 6 #asks

[aimeelouart]

More sketchy sketchy

#sitting securely in the ‘I can’t draw’ stage of progress right now #wip #sketch #7c9s big brothers au

[z0mbiefrank]

[Boston,11.27.22]

anthony saying "come here baby boy" to the crowdsurfer, biting (?) him, the guy escaping the security guard to stagedive at the last second, and landing on the crowd perfectly in sync with bombsquad

#i love this video so much it CRACKS me up - the way security just runs across stage - hell yeh dude #ls dunes #l.s. dunes #anthony green #ls dunes boston #apparently the crowd surfer was rly helpful during the show too which is always nice #op

[fedorah-the-explorah]

Zack: Carmen, can you do me a favor? I need you to ask Player to explain something called "homestuck" to you. No reason.

Carmen: Uh. Okay...

Carmen:

Carmen: He's weeping. Now what?

#he'll be fine he just has to speed run the five stages of grief rq #zack's getting his social security number leaked btw #next time on carmen learns about the internet: my immortal #carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #carmen sandiego #incorrect carmen sandiego

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

okay wait laughingstock concept Incoming: so im imagining some of the neighbors (maybe Julie & Frank) noticing that Barnaby & Howdy are a lil fruity, yk yk. and Julie's like damn, i guess we have to play matchmaker here.

so naturally they wind up getting the whole neighborhood involved. everybody's a wingman here. Poppy's dropping hints when Howdy drops off groceries, Wally is constantly asking Barnaby to go get him things from the bodega, etc etc. Howdy and Barnaby are facing this sudden change in town-wide behavior with slight concern and bemusement

eventually - lets say Julie, Sally, and Wally - get Barnaby into the bodega and then abruptly leave like "don't have too much fun without us you two *wink wink nudge nudge*". once they're gone (read: very obviously hiding outside & watching through the window) Barnaby & Howdy turn to each other like:

Barnaby: you think we should tell them we're already married?

Howdy: let them have their fun - they'll figure it out eventually

#dont have the mental fortitude to Draw This but i still wanted to share the thought #'but how would no one notice that theyre literally married' #easy: theyre very relaxed and secure in their relationship. also howdy has a strict 'no pda at work' rule #also because its funny. we can stretch rationality for the Bit cmon now #through the power of the bit Anything is possible #and we all know the neighbors are Peak Sillies so. yk #it strikes me that once they get Bored of the constant 'matchmaking' #barnaby and howdy stage this whole thing where they 'confess' to each other So dramatically and So publicly #they make it an Event #sally is swooning from the drama and spectacle of it all. wally is trying to paint the moment as fast as possible #julie is so excited she's close to passing out. eddie is crying. so is poppy. frank is taking the credit. home is just happy to be there #as soon as barnaby and howdy retreat out of sight they burst out laughing for a solid ten minutes #GAH THE BRAINROT THE BRAINROT #laughingstock #wailing and sobbing they are so so good together and FOR WHAT FUCKING REASON #i cant even put it into words they just Fit! like puzzle pieces! #theres something so natural about em. i look at them and its like. they Would be perfect for each other huh #i already know theyd have such a healthy wholesome relationship They Just Work. Theyre The Dream Couple #howdy says the most confusing sentence ever said. barnaby nods along with genuine love in his eyes. etc. you get it #now watch! canon is gonna absolutely set this on fire! #which would be Fun. painful. but Fun. seriously tho im curious as to how/if barnaby and howdy will interact/develop.... #i mean personally i love it when shit gets messy so i hope it Hurts So Bad or at least Goes Downhill #i hope its a rollercoaster on all accounts

[eugeniedanglars]

the thing is it’s easy to say that calling the cornley drama society a found family doesn’t have any basis in canon but that’s not true, there’s actually indisputable canon proof that they’re all gonna stick together for life and it’s the fact that they haven’t fired trevor even though he’s arguably responsible for more mistakes and injuries than the all the other characters combined

#said with all the love in the world for trevor watson but he’s their lead tech and (post-tptgw) stage manager #and probably 70% of what goes wrong in each production is related to tech/set/prop malfunctions #every single cast member has at some point been grievously injured by a piece of set trevor failed to secure #there is no explanation for keeping him around unless they love him too much to let him go #or—as i’ve said before—they’re so unhinged that no one but trevor will work with them. which is still found family in a way #the goes wrong universe #mischief theatre

[nicoscheer]

GLASTONBURY 2023 WE ARE ON 😮‍💨🎉

Pyramide stage here we come…again

IM ACTUALLY GONNA START CRYING

🤣

Update 😭😭😭 oh god why I literally thought that Miles Kane would be the one we could cross of easily

#alex turner #arctic monkeys #stage set up #really hope he is fit and not being stubborn for his fans and his Miles #miles has posted suspiciously little today #not being delusional just hopeful 🫠 #the reasons for Miles not playing could literally just be that he wasn’t an officially registered artist this year and therefore it didn’t #work with security or whatever #cause Rosie skinner his manager was present (she shared a Glasto pic) sooooo …..

[mychlapci]

Cant believe we’re being normal on the fetish blog. Normal time.

Prewar Ratchet and Megatronus, Ratchet patching him up after a scerfuffle in the pits and muttering sappy ass shit about how he wishes Megatronus wasnt stupid af and wouldnt almost get himself killed constantly.

Thats all i can think of being normal

i know it’s terribly shocking , but we need to learn to appreciate our favourite robots whole, not just their bodies. humour me, please

tbh only recent i’ve seen a pre-war tfp Ratchet design that gave him a story, talking about how he used to be a doctor at the pits, and it’s my favourite thing now. it would certainly explain why he holds such high disdain for gladiatorship, he saw what happened down there... the text insisted he and Megatronus never met face to face, but what if... they did.

a little hushed budding romance, Ratchet being the only doctor Megatronus will allow to touch him. It’s all snuffed far too quickly when Orion steps onto the scene and while they both become infatuated Megatron gets obsessed...

where is the "Megaton and Ratchet are divorced and fighting over the same twink" picture i need it

#but they absolutely smashed nasty filhy dirty pig toilet sex in the pits i know they d- [SECURITY DRAGS ME OFF THE STAGE] #normal. normal thoughts #this blog is catholic now #tfp #megaratch

[todayimfour]

*taps microphone*

Does anyone want to read that start to a found-family fic staring The Daycare Attendant that I wrote two years ago before we gained Sun and Moon fictives?

It's a halfway decent first chunk and I have permission from them to continue writing it if I wanna

#*leaves stage left* #fnaf daycare attendant #daycare attendent #fnaf sun and moon #fnaf sundrop #sundrop fnaf #fnaf moondrop #moondrop fnaf #sundrop security breach #moondrop security breach #fnaf fanfic #daycare attendant #fnaf dca

[puppyeared]

Is this your card knife?

#home girl who doesn’t make it past airport security 💀 #her stage name is based on a type of card shuffle technique. I’d like to think she can change cards into knives #and use this for knife throwing magic. ironically she is squeamish LOL #my art #myart #my oc #oc #araminta #riffle #suit of cards #magician #character design #original character #my characters #ref #reference sheet #oc ref sheet

[cherenkovs]

poll because im mad

**including country of residence in tags is interesting but not required**

#anarchism #grocery store #security culture #security theater #late stage capitalism #tumblr polls #poll

[xpennytrickx]

my friends and i got moved to the barricade lmfao. during the second half of the piano medley, a security guard told us that “pete wants you down there”. we were tucked all the way to the furthest right of the stage that you could be when the night started off 👇

and we were here by the end of it 👇

and i got smiled and smirked at. we locked eyes. he saw me. we were there for seven minutes in heaven. we were there for good girls go bad. all a few feet away from the boys themselves on some random stroke of luck and fate and god’s will. and pete’s will, it seems. god loves based peterickers.

#i’m absolutely writhing in joy right now #i’ve never ever gotten barricade for fob and this is the fifth show i’ve went to #he knew somehow. he knew. #i think it was because we were the only ones in our side of the stage that were listening to security #he was a really sweet guy. he told us we were only allowed to stay if we rocked out #and rocked out we did. #bunnyvommit

[dapperrokyuu]

I like to think the Alien Stage guards are just humans. Like, yeah, unsurprising maybe boring answer, but it just makes the most sense? We'll treat you the sliiightest bit better and wont parade and then kill you for our entertainment as long as you preserve our source of entertainment, ya know? In a way, regardless, the guards are still a part of Alien Stage(TM)...

#dee p thoughts #alien stage #alnst #vivinos #in trying to escape the stage you bind yourself to it...youre still entertaining nonetheless but your survival is at least (more) secured

[akicalaraika]

it's been a while since i did one of these

#mp100 #mob psycho 100 #guard ekubo #guard dimple #ritsu #kageyama ritsu #mp100 security guard #security guard dimple #security guard ekubo #meme #redraw #mp100 fanart #mob psycho 100 fanart #fanart #mp100 stage play #i dunno why #but there's something about stageplay!ekubo that's stirring something in me #am i the only one??? #I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

[mettywiththenotes]

My reaction to 362

#okay hori the bakugou whump is over now haha you've had your fun okay get off the stage now please. get off the stage. #im calling security #and then suing for emotional damages #what the fuck was that #im holding onto threads of hope that he's not dead #but #good GOD did it look like that #hori stop teasing me i can't do this #bnha #bnha 362 #bnha manga spoilers #bnha spoilers #bakugou katsuki #mettys posts #metty posts #edit