#Sasodei

[ladykissingfish]

*Kisame gently bathing an injured Itachi*

Kisame, speaking quietly: So many scars you have. Your skin certainly tells an interesting tale.

Itachi, head hung down, half asleep: A tale of abject failure, maybe.

Kisame: *sighs* You’re certainly in a mood this evening, aren’t you? Lift your arms, please.

Itachi: *does as asked and groans* God … I feel so sore. And this headache just refuses to leave.

Kisame: Perhaps this’ll encourage you to actually listen to me when I try to warn you about overusing those eyes of yours …

Itachi: I know, I know …

Kisame: I know you know, but my point is that you don’t listen. Every battle, every encounter we have, you lean on that sharingan until you’re at the brink of exhaustion. When is it going to be enough, Itachi? We CAN train in other means of combat, you know? I’ve seen your Taijutsu before, it’s pretty fiercesome, so why —

Itachi: You worry too much, you know that? *scoots over and playfully swirls his fingers around in the water* Why don’t you climb on in here with me, and I’ll show you some of my other skills ~

Kisame: *gives Itachi a wry smile and shakes his head* Nice try, brat, but it’s not working. *holds out Itachi’s robe for him* Come on, you’ve been in there long enough. Let’s get you into bed and a hot cup of tea in your hands.

Itachi: *steps out of the tub and into the waiting robe* When you say “bed”, do you mean —

Kisame: Yes; my bed. I prefer you there, anyway. Easier to keep an eye on you.

Itachi, indignantly: Oi, you’re acting like I’m some child that can’t be trusted. Worse than that, you’re giving me the same treatment that Sasori-san gives Deidara, or Kakuzu-san gives Hidan! Don’t lump me in with those immature brats! I’m not —

*from down the hall*

Deidara: Danaaa! You’re being a jerk, hm!

Sasori: If me being a “jerk” means preventing you from jumping off the roof to “prove that death is a social construct”, then I guess I’ll just keep on being a jerk.

*from the opposite end of the hall*

Hidan: ‘Kuzuuuu! You never let me have any fun, you bastard!

Kakuzu: Fun? For the love of that fake god of yours, how is wrestling a just-out-of hibernation bear FUN?! I KNOW your stupid ass can’t die but can you think of me for once, eh? Can you think of the guy whose gonna have to sew your ridiculous body back together??

Itachi, to Kisame: See?! I may overuse my eyes but at least I’m not actively doing crazy things like those two! I —

*Tobi walks up*

Tobi: Itachi-senpai! Are we still having our dango eating contest tonight? Tobi is positive that he’ll beat your record of 142 dango in one hour!

Kisame:

Itachi: … Okay, even half-blind I can still see that smug look on your face, Kisa.

#kisaita #kisame x itachi #kisame hoshigaki #itachi uchiha #sasodei #kakuhida #sasori #deidara #kakuzu #hidan #naruto #the akatsuki #tobi

[mayskalih]

@sasoriweek day 4: enemies to lovers

#sasodei #deidara #sasori #sasoriweek #sasoriweek2023 #sasori akasuna #naruto #naruto fanart #modern au #sasha arts

[the-moss-project]

Illustrations for Chapter 31 of The Moss!

#the moss project #sasodei #leegaa #deisaso #gaalee #sasori #deidara #gaara #rock lee #temari #kankuro #kakuzu #akatsuki #kakashi hatake #might guy #naruto #sasuke #orochimaru #yashamaru #naruto weed au #illustration #illustrations #fanart #sabaku no gaara #akasuna no sasori #shikamaru #shikatema #1990s au #illustrated fic #fanfiction

[ame-ishwitz]

#sasori x deidara #sasodei #naruto fanart #sasori fanart #deidara fanart #akatsuki

[pocketlessdruid]

Sasodei week day 1: kids

Deidara gets so enthusiastic about meeting a fellow artist but sensory issued Sasori is absolutely not happy to be touched with mouth hands

@sasodeiweek

#sasodeiweek2024 #sasodeiweek #fanart #my art #digital art #artists on tumblr #sasori #sasori x deidara #deidara #sasodei #deisaso #akatsuki #naruto fanart #naruto shippuden #sasori akatsuki #deidara akatsuki #the akatsuki

[wil-ixd]

#deidara #sasori #sasodei #my art #doodle #digital art

[syossors]

Would you accept his offering? ❤️🦂💥

#naruto #naruto shippuden #akatsuki #sasodei #sasori #deidara

[earthgrudgefear]

@sasodeiweek day 2 ! weakness/vulnerable

didn't get day 1 done but here's day 2, the aftermath of a fight that... didn't go as well as intended. but hey.

"you looked pretty good out there, my man"

"for once. please. shut the hell up."

#he can fix that arm no problem he just has to sulk for a while #♖ art #does anyone know why my files look like rotten trash. when i draft them to check if the quality is good they look fine and then they post #like THis shit #like hello??? what do you want from me tumblr??? #naruto shippuden #akatsuki #akatsuki fanart #sasori #deidara #sasodei #sasodeiweek2024

[sanrio-gyal]

The cultural significance of

Akatsuki amvs to “calling all the monsters” or “pokerface”

the Kakuhida and Sasodei “anything you can do” I can do better animatics.

“Akatsuki funny pictures” with the songs hamster dance, witch doctor, and boom boom boom boom.

The yaoi, seme, uke, lemon discourse. The “ukes” randomly ending up in skirts and dresses

The various mpreg Akatsuki fanfics. The Akatsuki fan children.

Kisaita, Sasodei, Kakuhida and tobizet amvs with the “warning yaoi. Don’t like don’t watch.” Or “warning boy x boy. Please no flames”

The Akatsuki cat fics.

Them literally being the tumblr sexy men.

The random “glomps” and Japanese words throughout fanfics.

The skinny black jeans and converse fits in every fanfic.

The Akatsuki high school fics where they were all bad boys and wore hoodies with the cloud on it.

The rock band aus.

The random ocs that somehow always got with Itachi.

The Akatsuki cosplay videos on yt and the awkward cosplays posted on deviantart.

The Akatsuki forums.

The Akatsuki members having to share one bed while traveling.

The end notes where the author would argue with the Akatsuki members.

Naruto joining the Akatsuki. The various fanfics and artwork that had an obsession with collars.

The time where people were confused about Deidara and Konan’s gender, sasori was drawn with white hair, and people thought Tobi was a teenager.

The ships sasori x zetsu, konan x Hidan, Madara x Deidara, Tobi x Zetsu, Itachi x Deidara.

The fangirls and ocs harassing the members and konan being a fujoshi.

The Akatsuki dress up flash games.

Sigh….what a time to be alive

#the 2000s fandom was so fun #early internet culture #akatsuki #deidara #sasori #konan #hidan #kisame #kakuzu #sasodei #kisaita #Kakuhida

[sleepingcircus]

i've been a bit on a deidara kick..

#sasori #deidara #sasodei #naruto #sasodei fanart

[sasodeiweek]

SasoDei Week 2024 @sasodeiweek #SasoDeiWeek2024

Prompts are here! We're looking forward to what you make of them!

Th 22 - Kid!SasoDei / Fairytales

Fr 23 - Weakness / Vulnerable

Sa 24 - Band / Rockstar / Idol

Su 25 - Obsession / Possession

Mo 26 - Portraits / Roommates

Tu 27 - Scars / Touch-Starved

We 28 - Hot Springs / Midnight

Th 29 - Loyalty / Happy Ending

RULES & INFO AO3 Collection | Anonymous Collection @narutoevents

#graphic design is my passion #sasori #deidara #sasodei #deisaso #akatsuki #naruto shippuden #naruto shippuuden #ship week #naruto event

[ladykissingfish]

*Deidara, coming out of anesthesia at the dentist's office* Deidara: Whooooa ... everything looks so pretty ... Sasori, sitting in the chair next to him: You look pretty too, all doped up and happy. Deidara: *turns his head to look at Sasori* Whoooo … are you? Sasori: I’m here to sit with you while you recover, and then take you home with me. Deidara: Oi, I don’t just go home with strangers, hm. I’m not that kind of guy. You need to at least ask me on a date before you try and take me home, man. Sasori: A date, huh? Alright; in about two weeks I’m attending a wedding, and I would love it if someone as beautiful as you could accompany me. What do you say? Deidara, dreamily: Ooooh, a wedding! I love weddings! They’re so romantic … hell yeah I’ll be your date, hm! Is it a friend getting married? Sasori: No, actually; it’s me. Deidara: Deidara: YOU’RE asking ME to be YOUR DATE on your wedding day?! What a fuckin’ scumbag asshole! Somebody needs to warn whoever’s stupid enough to marry you that you’re already planning on cheating on them and you haven’t even said “I Do” yet! Deidara: *gets up and heads for the door* God, why is it that all the cute guys I meet are so damn awful, hm?! Receptionist: You’d better catch your fiancé before he gets too far; he still seeems pretty out of it …

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #naruto #the akatsuki #dentist office #anesthesia #goofy gas #they’re in love your honor #❤️💛

[mayskalih]

#i dont know what it is but its here #sasori akasuna #deidara #sasodei #akatsuki #naruto fanart #sasha arts

[gabbuloffc]

Sasodei by: João Frango

#sasodei #akatsuki #deidara #sasori #fanart #kid #cute

[ame-ishwitz]

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #akatsuki #sasori akatsuki #deidara akatsuki #sasori fanart #deidara fanart #naruto #naruto fanart

[pocketlessdruid]

Sasodei week day 8: happy ending

AU after the Gaara rescue arc. They could only find one of Deidara's arms but it's okay because Sasori survived and it's going to make him a prosthetic one.

The last one :'( i'm so happy i managed to complete the whole event

@sasodeiweek

#fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #sasori #sasodei #akatsuki #deidara #sasori akatsuki #sasori x deidara #sasodeiweek2024 #sasodeiweek #deisaso #the akatsuki #naruto fanart #naruto au #naruto art #naruto #naruto manga #naruto fandom #naruto shippuden